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Surprise! Surprise!

You guys did this for me? Yes. Of
course, sweetie.

Oh my God, you're the best stepmom ever.
You guys made my graduation so much

better. Wow.

I just can't believe you finally
graduated.

I know. I'm just... So glad it's finally
over. Now I can finally focus on my

future. I remember when he was this
little and now he's all grown up and

graduating.

Man, time sure does fly.

I never thought I would see this day.

Really. You've just worked so hard and I
can't believe that you finally pulled

it off.

Thank you guys so much. I really don't
know what to say.

So excited to just move on with my life
now and pursue an even bigger education.

It's just all right in front of me.

Yes, yes, yes.

All those things sound so good. But for
now, we're going to party and we're

going to celebrate you graduating.

And speaking of celebrate, I have
something for you. No way.

Yes.

Your aunt and I hope you love it.

This is too much. You guys are amazing.

Can I... Really?

For a whole week?

For a whole week.

Wow.

Remember last semester when I said if
you tried really hard and you

dedicated yourself to your studies and
you focused on school?

And you actually graduated. You could do
whatever you wanted for an entire week.

Wow. That sounds amazing.

And here we are.

You guys need to get a car?

Well, I mean, would you rather a car or
would you rather the original plan we

discussed?

I kind of like your guys' plan more.

Yeah, your Aunt Vanessa and I thought
you would.

I mean, who wouldn't, really?

Exactly. Did you see Ms. Jones at
graduation in that dress? What an

whore. I did. I just can't believe she
goes out in public like that, let alone

to a family function.

I know. I mean, let's be modest. We all
have our children there.

She just, you know, she just thinks she
can pick people up, even if it's broad

daylight. Her in broad daylight is
really rough, too, so.

She went a little too heavy on the
foundation today. She did.

And you can definitely see it. I know.

I just can't believe it.

Can't believe it at all. And did you see
that work she had done?

I don't even think she looks better.

I think it actually. It looks worse. It
did. It made her look worse. It was

supposed to make her look younger, but
it made her look, I'd say, five years

older. I know.

I know. And, you know, the frustrating
part is.

Most of us are married. I mean, what is
she trying to pick up? My husband? I

don't understand.

I'll never understand that, lady.

Thankfully, we don't have to see her
anymore.

I know.

We're finished.

Yes. Yes.

Finally don't have to see them anymore.

Now that we've graduated.

Moving on to bigger and better things.

Yes.

Exactly.

Speaking of bigger and better things,
what are we going to do

with all of this time that he spent in
class? What are we going to have him

do? We need to get this one a job.

We definitely need to get him a job.

I wonder what we could get him as a job.

Hmm.

Well, I mean, he did graduate with an
engineering degree, so

I just don't know if he's ready yet for
an 8 to 5.

I don't know.

I think since he just graduated, maybe
take a couple months off, have some fun,

maybe go on a nice family vacation.

That sounds fun.

Yeah.

I mean, he'll always be my baby.

I can remember just not that long ago he
was nursing.

Right? It seems like it was just a
couple years ago, and now he's all grown

It's so bizarre.

Beyond bizarre.

It almost seems like it was just a
couple years ago that we were out

and we were in college ourselves,
getting wild and crazy and showing up to

graduation drunk.

With no underwear on.

That was you, though. That wasn't me. I
didn't do that.

Well, I mean, I had a little bit too
much fun at the pre -graduating party.

Didn't really sleep. Kind of just threw
myself together.

And, I mean, we graduated, right? That's
all that really matters.

That is all that matters.

And now we got him through graduation,
so.

Actually, we did a great job, yeah.

We did do a great job.

Yeah, if it wasn't for you two, there
was no way I could have graduated.

You guys helped me out so much.

Yeah, we definitely did, especially the
couple of times I had to go have some

talks with your professors about getting
your grade changed.

Aunt Vanessa is a world -class talker,
too. She can schmooze.

with the best of them.

How do you think I graduated?

Absolutely.

Too bad you didn't go to the same
college that we went to because it would

been so easy to get these grades up with
some of the professors that we went to

school with.

Let's face it, they only liked you
because you were hot.

They let you get away with murder.

Do you think Miss Adams cheated on her
husband?

All the time? Oh, all the time. There's
no way she doesn't.

Ugh.

Yeah. Like, why not just get divorced
then? You know, the kids aren't old

enough.

I guess so.

I may or may not have seen him out to
lunch with another woman before, too,

I just keep my mouth shut.

I mean, how much fun would it be to just
like implode that relationship and just

sit back and we could have just watched
it all unfold?

That would have been so much fun.

Yeah, but, you know.

All of this graduation celebration has

me kind of hungry.

What are you thinking about eating?

I don't know. And Vanessa, what do you
want to eat?

What sounds good to you?

That's a good question.

I remember there was this new Chinese
place down the street. I haven't been

there yet, though.

Okay. Have either of you guys gone?

No. I don't think so. The one by the
grocery store, right?

Yeah. Yeah, that one. Oh, my gosh. You
know, I could totally eat some good chow

mein, chicken fried rice.

That sounds amazing. I would love that.

I think we should go there.

That sounds great.

Yeah. That would be a good idea.

And if they have some, you know, I don't
know, like...

I'm trying to think. What is that dish
that I... Oh, cashew chicken.

There we go. We could just get a bunch
of things.

We should definitely get a bunch of
things. Yeah, let's do a family style...

Whatever. We don't finish. We can always
just bring home and...

Celebrate, yeah.

Eat later.

Leftovers.

I think that's a great idea.

Could we stop at the pharmacy first,
though? I needed to pick up a couple

things.

Okay. That sounds great.

Should we head out right now?

Yeah, let me go get my keys and we'll
head out, okay?

All right.

Thank you so much. Of course. Are you
going somewhere?

Um, yeah. Me and your mother are just
going to a corporate brunch thing, you

know.

Okay. That sounds like fun. But you
already look amazing, so it's going

Had to wear a work attire, you know. Our
boss wants to make sure that we all get

along, so he would drag us through these
things, so... You know how it is,

right? I know.

Or you will soon.

I'm not really excited for that part.

You'll get a job soon enough.

I know. I'm just not really sure what
people say on their first interviews and

stuff. It all seems so professional and
I can't really, like, you know, say what

I want.

It seems like a lot with you guys.

Have you guys, or have you had any
thought about what you would want to do?

Well, I love engineering and stuff and
computers.

It seems like real fun.

How long do you want to wait till you
start applying for jobs, though?

Still got a week, remember?

Yes, you definitely still have at least
a week.

Are you excited for this week?

I'm already making the most of it,
aren't I?

So it seems like it. The week has just
barely begun.

Do you know if your mom is going to be
down soon? Oh, yeah, she should be

here soon.

I think she's getting dressed right now
as we speak.

Okay, perfect.

Yeah,

she kind of takes a...

Quite a long time when she's getting
ready.

Oh, don't I know it. Oh my gosh, you
think it's bad now?

It was way worse when we were your age.

Do you have any fun graduation parties
this weekend?

We'll divide into a few, but it's still
so antisocial. I just don't know what

these other college kids really like to
talk about when we're not in school

anymore.

I mean, you guys aren't just taking
shots and getting drunk and dancing to

music. That's what parties are all
about.

Yeah, but all the really popular kids
like going to that.

I kind of just, you know, want to do my
own thing.

There's nothing wrong with that, so I
don't know. Just do whatever works for

you.

Yeah, you're right.

I mean, who knows?

I'll probably check out one of these
parties.

You should definitely try to go to some
of the parties.

You only graduate once, right?

You wouldn't want to miss out on those
core memories.

Yeah, I think you're right.

And don't worry, either me or your
mother can pick you up, so you don't

worry about drinking and driving.

Come on, I'm an adult. I'm pretty sure I
can drive myself and I won't do

anything irresponsible.

Of course you're an adult and you can
drive yourself, but adults still are not

supposed to drink and get drunk and then
drive.

Oh, of course not. Safety first.

Never have to worry about me doing that.

No

plans

for the rest of the day?

No, probably not.

I spent all day doing my chores, and I
think I'm just going to be lazy today.

Well, you don't have to go to school
anymore, so that's probably the best

you can do. Just have a nice, lazy day.

Exactly. Like I said, I'm trying to make
the best out of my week.

Might not be doing anything today, but
I've still got six more days.

Yes, you do.

You should definitely use this week as
best as you can.

I'm ready.

Sorry for the wait, guys.

Wow, you look great.

Thank you.

Do you love my outfit?

It looks amazing.

Yes.

You and Auntie are going to look so
great today.

Well, we have a very important luncheon
to head to.

I'm so not looking forward to it. You
look great, though. He's not wrong.

Thank you. You do, too. I love that
you've got the white collared shirt

Yes. We'll be the best dress sisters
there.

We always are.

Always.

Yeah.

So I'm really, really, really hoping
that the office politics are kept to a

minimum.

Yeah.

Me too. I just can't stand when everyone
starts getting so catty

and it's just really frustrating. So I
hope everyone gets along today

and there's no drama and I don't have to
listen to any silly stories from our

boss about that one guy about the
fishing.

Wow, you guys are making work sound like
it's a lot. Do you think I should?

really pursue something like that.

Well, we all have to work eventually.

It's called work for a reason.

Not because it's fun.

I guess you're right.

It's what you went to school for.

To get a job. You didn't go to school
and put in all that time and energy to

just hang out.

Yeah, you're right.

Gotta make a living somehow.

Yes. I can't rely on mom and dad to pay
for everything for too much longer.

Don't you want a new car?

The only way you're going to get a new
car is if you get a job.

She has a good point.

Yeah. Your dad already said he's not
going to buy you one.

And I'd get in trouble if I went against
his wishes.

You're right. They have been telling me.

whole time I was in school that that's
what I have to look forward to work work

work you're gonna have to get up early
like I said it's called work for a

but it's okay you'll have a couple jobs
that you hate

until you find the job that you really
like and you know that just works with

you or you'll just be in a job that you
hate forever until

You reach your breaking point and you
just quit in the most dramatic way

possible. I don't want that to happen.

Oh, trust me, it'll happen. And it's
actually really liberating and so much

I've done it once or twice.

Wow. I never knew life could be such a
roller coaster.

Thank you guys so much for sharing this
with me.

Yes, life is definitely a roller
coaster.

There's lots of obstacles and twists and
turns along the way.

So, that brings us to your next task,
which is to find a hobby.

Well, I've always enjoyed sports,
remember?

Sports? Or maybe something a little more
refined?

Like what? An instrument?

Well, an instrument. That sounds good.

What did you have in mind? What about
something like golf, though?

Golf? You're going to turn him into one
of these golf guys already?

Well, he's going to have to learn how to
entertain people if he's going to have

business associates. I mean, yeah, I
guess.

Boys and their golf.

Golf is pretty fun.

What? Said no one ever.

You won't know until you try though,
right?

Definitely try golf.

Maybe do something more fun like riding
motorcycles or

going to the shooting range maybe.

We could go surfing.

Those all sound really, really fun.

You can't just pick one.

Why don't you guys come with me and we
try them all together?

That sounds like a really good idea.

Don't you think?

Since we have a whole week. It does.

I love it.

Yeah.

I'm so not looking forward to this
brunch today.

Well, you know, we just have to make the
best of it.

It's a mandated company event.

I'm so sick of these events.

I swear it's like at least two or three
every month as if we don't have better

things to do or, you know. Why? It's
outside of work?

Well, you know, it's because Mr.

Smith just doesn't want to be around his
wife anymore. I mean, I'm sure you've

heard the office rumblings about that.
Yes, I definitely have.

I absolutely have.

And him and the new assistant allegedly.

have a thing going on. No wonder. So,
that's why there's so many work

functions. Because those two need
excuses.

It's so annoying how they always drag us
into their office drama.

Like, why couldn't they just, you know,
have fun in a hotel room like

normal people who are having a fair
deal?

Like, really?

You know, I don't know.

I often wonder the same thing.

Does that kind of drama always happen in
your workplace?

It does.

Hmm.

Always. And it will likely happen at
yours.

So you just have to be a good boy and
keep your head down and

not fraternize with any of the women at
work.

Yes, do not.

I repeat, do not have sex with anybody
that you work with. No. That never ends

well. Seems very unprofessional, too.

Yes, it is very unprofessional, but, I
mean, sometimes it is a little fun.

If you know you're going to leave the
job, then fuck whoever you want at that

job. Huh.

Literally and figuratively.

Aunt Vanessa, always with the words of
wisdom.

You know I'll always tell it to you
straight.

Honey, you just need to focus on doing a
great job at work.

After you find a job, that is.

You can't keep horsing around.

Or you can. Many years to do that. Your
father will be very disappointed if you

don't find something soon.

He made that list and emailed it to you.
Of all those contacts he told you were

graduating, you should be getting calls
to line up the interviews.

I mentioned that to him earlier, too,
and he was like, I still have one more

week. I was like, I know, I know.

Me and your mom know about your one
week.

Don't you worry. We haven't forgotten.

We know all.

about your one week.

This is probably going to be the best
week ever.

Yeah. It's already happening.

It's so amazing.

But don't put it off for too long
because

we're not going to be footing the bill
for you anymore.

What place are we going to brunch for?

We're going to that ritzy hotel.

Oh. Didn't you read the email?

No, I knew you had it all handled. Of
course, I'm always the responsible one.

That's why I love you. We're going to
that new resort.

Okay. And it's going to be fabulous.

I can't wait.

Yeah, I think, you know, I think I'm
going to... And I think I'm going to get

some bacon because I've worked up quite
an appetite. You should.

Like, flirt.

It's the company's dime.

So. Bring the mimosas. Keep them coming.
Keep them coming.

Absolutely.

I think that's my plan.

That's definitely a good plan.

I'm really going to flirt, especially
since I'm making it come out on a

freaking. Sunday for work, like, as if
we don't already have to go to work

tomorrow. Now we have to have a company
event on the weekend.

So rude, but I'm definitely going to
order it. Definitely ordering some

Maybe get a full -on lunch platter.

Yeah.

And then all the drink.

Shop, mimosas.

Maybe we should pick a car service to
brunch.

Only if you promise not to hit on the
drivers.

It's so embarrassing to do that.

All right. I won't hit on the driver
when we're going to brunch.

But there's no guarantee what I may do
after brunch.

I mean, come on, live a little.

I'm just going to have a little bit of
fun, you know?

I understand.

I completely get it.

And football game's on later, and your
favorite team is playing.

So I thought I would make us some
popcorn, maybe some avocado dip.

Pizza, pizza, right? We can get in our
cozies and hang out. Yeah, pizza. That's

what I'm talking about. Don't we be
hanging?

A lot of pizza.

The yard guy is supposed to come today.

So I really need you to watch out for
him.

Okay. Can you do that?

Of course.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Okay. There's an envelope for him,
okay? Okay.

Speaking of, I think... What time is it?

We're starting to run a little bit late.

Oh, really? Oh, sister, you love making
an entrance.

Don't pretend like you're concerned that
we're going to be late.

I mean, as long as we're casually late,
right?

That's all that really matters.

So you're just going to stay home all
day and make sure to let the gardeners

the back gate?

Of course.

I'm going to make sure I'll find the
envelope too before I get them.

Okay, good.

Because no telling when we'll be back.

Hopefully by like 5 o 'clock or so.

So we can watch the game.

But... The game's on at 7.

Okay. Don't worry. If anything, I'll
just... Maybe 6 for the pregame show.

Okay. We'll have plenty of time. And I
do need time to get everything prepped.

So... Get what prepped? The avocado.

The guacamole.

Let's go to brunch. I'm starving now.
All this talk about food.

Okay.

Don't fall asleep while the gardeners
are supposed to come.

Yes, ma 'am.

Ma 'am, that's your mother. I'm not.

I'm your fun aunt. Don't call me ma 'am.

What a day.

I know. Today at work was just... I
cannot deal with her at work anymore.

I know.

Auntie Vanessa!

Mom, you didn't tell me it's your thing
over the night.

Yeah, well, hi, honey. Yes, we're having
a little slumber party tonight.

Oh, wow. You look so good.

Oh, hey, aren't you both getting fed by
now, sweetie?

You are. It's still over the week. And
remember, no college, no rules.

I'm still doing my thing.

Uh -huh.

That excuse is not going to last you
much longer.

Right? The whole, I'm an adult now. I
can do whatever I want.

So does that mean you're paying rent?

Right? When I get my job, remember?

Oh, sure. Speaking of that, are you, you
know, applying? Any interviews?

Do we need to take you shopping for a
new interview outfit?

Oh, that sounds like so much fun. Please
say yes. Please say you have an

interview.

Yeah, I have actually two lined up. Like
I said last time, I'm not really sure

what to do or say.

Well, the first part of the interview is
always looking the best.

Absolutely. Always looking professional.

Always looking...

you know, better than the people that
are interviewing you. Cause you are

than them. And that's the attitude you
have to go in there with is I'm better

than you.

Absolutely. And I know it and I'm going
to get the job and you're not.

Right. Totally.

Shopping trip.

I can't wait. Oh my gosh. That new
department store opened up.

Um, oh gosh. Over, over by the, the
strip mall.

I forget the name of it, but I think
they're having a really big sale next

weekend. Ooh. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm so excited. We have to
go. I would love to go.

That all sounds like super fun, but it
seems like a huge process just for an

interview. I mean, it's the start of
your new life, so yeah, of course. It is

big process.

Kind of like a first date, you know?

You don't get all ready. You get
nervous. You think about what you're

say, what you're going to do, where
you're going to take her.

Absolutely.

And you know, first impression is
everything. So they're going to be

based on what you look like and what
you're wearing.

Oh, wow.

So much to account for. Yes, so I think
we need to make a list. We're going to

need some shoes. We're going to need
some socks, some nice new slacks. Yes,

absolutely. Some button -ups. We're
going to need some undershirts. Oh, what

about a watch?

Do you still have your dad's watch he
gave you?

Yes. Are you sure?

It's stored somewhere safe in my room.

Oh, sure it is. Okay, so that means it's
lost. Somewhere safe. That means it's

lost. Okay.

Well, maybe we'll look at a new, a new
watch as well.

So yeah. And a belt. And you know, we
still need to work on this hair.

Can't have your hair getting as long as
mine.

I have to cut my hair again. Of course
you do, honey. It's corporate America.

I mean, I do have a hair appointment
this weekend, so he can tag along and

have my lady cut his hair for him. I
thought we were doing a girl's day

Okay, okay. He just had this whole week
with us. That's true. That's true.

That's true.

So, can we talk about getting a new car?

I thought we already discussed that.

Sorry.

Can we talk about you paying rent?

Yeah, I know. We talked about that, too.

I'll get a job soon.

I'm just enjoying my week.

You definitely have been enjoying your
week, haven't you?

Oh, yes.

So much.

All grown up, graduated college, just
living the life, not having to wake up

go to school.

Must be nice.

Me and your mother have had such a long
week at work, and I'm so ready for the

weekend.

So ready.

Absolutely. I can't wait for the weekend
to come.

Speaking of which, when we go shopping
for you, I could use some new bra and

panty sets as well.

So, Auntie Vanessa and I will have to go
shopping together.

We'll have to. Maybe we can drop you at
the arcade. What do you think?

That sounds great. Yeah, I know you like
the arcade.

Yes.

He's an adult. Now we're not dropping
him off at the arcade. Oh, he can have a

little.

apartment store and start looking at
clothes and we'll tell him yes this

no that doesn't work and when all of it
doesn't work we'll just pick it out

ourselves but it can be a little bit
more useful perhaps

perhaps I'm pretty sure we might have
time for everything right

there's always time for everything like
being an adult isn't always fun so

Do you have a portfolio?

A padfolio for your interviews?

So you can take notes and... Do we need
to make you

some business cards?

No, he doesn't need a business card yet,
right? You don't think so?

Well, you know, you want him to stand
out.

But we also don't want him to seem...

Too cocky.

Yeah, that's true.

Because it's not like, you know, he
doesn't have a resume necessarily except

high school and college.

You're right. Well, maybe we should make
him a resume. Speaking of resumes, what

if we just typed him up something simple
and put it in the padfolio

so that he can disseminate it to...

All of the people that are going to be
interviewing him.

I mean, but he loves that idea.

We can't do everything for him still.

I think we should book a spa day.

Ooh, we should absolutely book a spa
day. Yeah.

I think that would be great.

Spa sounds fun.

We didn't say you could come. Oh, dang.

I know you just graduated and all, but
all the fun and hoopla isn't going to

last forever.

Yeah.

Plus, you need some time here to reach
out to all those contacts your dad

emailed you.

He forwarded me the email he sent.

It should take a couple hours.

Yeah, you should get started on that.

I guess so.

Those interviews aren't going to make
them so.

I know it seems like we're trying to
scare you and everything, but we're just

trying to prepare you for what's to
come.

Absolutely.

Sometimes work can be fun.

It's not always fun, but occasionally it
can be rewarding

and a very good time.

Well, what are some things I should look
out for to know I'm working for the

right place?

Um, well, definitely you don't want long
hours.

No, you don't want long hours.

You really want to make sure that they
have a good vacation package.

That is definitely a must because...
Benefits.

Yes, benefits for sure.

You want to make sure that you're
definitely...

Perfected at work and not being harassed
or taken advantage of.

Mm -hmm.

Yes.

You want to make sure that their upper
management is just really well

credentialed. And, you know, 401K, all
of

these things.

Making sure that your boss isn't hot,
though, because then you might end up

having sex with them and then get fired
or just things can get sticky. Like I

said the other day in the kitchen, make
sure you don't have any kind of

sexual relations with someone you work
with because it gets sticky.

Absolutely.

Huh. This is all very informative.

Thank you, guys.

As long as you have fun and you make
some money, though, screw it.

Well, that really matters.

Mm -hmm. That you make money so that you
can pay your own rent or, you know,

maybe move out.

We can have this house back to ourselves
again.

It would be great if you could get your
own apartment.

Yeah. I mean, you have a girlfriend, no?

Yeah, sort of. I'm just, I'm so shy.

I haven't even...

Well, you better hop on that before
somebody else does.

Girls don't wait around forever.

No, and they like guys with stability.

Yes, that is very important.

Stability is so important.

Mental stability and financial
stability.

Right.

Absolutely. And she's going to want to
visit you in your own home.

Yeah, she's definitely not going to want
to come back to your mom's place.

No, not at all.

I mean, she's more than welcome to come
here and bake cookies with me anytime

she wants. But aside from that... Do you
have any fresh cookies?

I do. I baked some earlier.

As a matter of fact, I made some really
yummy oatmeal chocolate chips.

Oatmeal? Yuck. Oh, it's healthy for you.
Your mom makes you oatmeal cookies?

It's hard to help you guys. Come on. Oh,
fine. You know what?

Because... Because I know you guys have
the sweet tooth, I made your favorite.

What's it? I made your favorite.

What do you mean?

Chocolate soup. It is.

Yes. And I even got you a thing of
chocolate milk, too.

And vanilla ice cream. Yes.

I know. I'll just have to eat the
oatmeal all to myself.

What's she thinking? That we want
oatmeal?

Right. The roast. The roast on the
oatmeal is better.

We're not 60 yet.

Starts way earlier than your 60s, okay?

So, it's fine. I got you your junk. It's
fine. I got you some chips, too.

So... She's the best, isn't she? She's
amazing.

That's it.

Always know the exact right things to
treat us.

She really does.

Well, you're my family, so... Oh, and
that's why we love you. Yes.

It just dawned on me that we're going to
have to get long sleeves to cover those

tattoos. What are you talking about?

Yeah. Yeah.

You don't remember your mom telling you
about how you're going to have to cover

those tattoos up when you start applying
for jobs?

Oh, there are some jobs that accept
these kind of things.

You might find a cool job. Who knows?

might just find a cool job.

I might.

But for the interview process, you
definitely need to wear a long sleeve

and cover up your tattoos.

Because you don't want them judging you
as soon as you walk in the door.

I guess you're right. I see how you guys
are putting it.

I mean, we do know better, you know?

So, I think this next week for dinner,
what if we do an Italian

night? What do you guys think about
that?

That sounds awesome. Does it?

I can make some spaghetti, your favorite
meatballs.

We can get some breadsticks.

I think that sounds fun.

I think I'll do that.

You'll have to help me make a list,
Auntie Vanessa.

We'll have to do that.

We can help you make the list, but...
Yeah.

We'll probably be playing video games on
the couch while you cook.

Yeah. That's fine.

That's fine. I mean, you know how I like
my red wine when I'm cooking, so... Oh,

I'll be drinking a little bit while we
play video games. More the merrier.

You are right.

The more the merrier.

Absolutely. I'll have some wine with
you.

Yes. Play some video games.

And maybe I even do some tiramisu.

Ooh. I mean, of course, I'm not going to
eat any because I have to keep this

figure, but you two can.

We can just go to the gym the next day.

Oh, perfect.

Yeah, we have a half day at work the
next day, so that'll be so good.

It definitely will be. Yeah, absolutely.

So what day are we doing the Italian
night?

Well...

Let's see. I have my bridge group on
Tuesday.

You have a bridge group?

Well, yes.

With the women from my sewing group.

So I have that Tuesday.

What about Wednesday?

I think the schedule's clear Wednesday
and you don't have school anymore.

Yeah. So why don't we plan on Wednesday?
I think that would be perfect. I think

that's great. And that'll give us a
couple days to find a movie.

On one of the streaming platforms.

Yes. And Wednesday is leg day, so I can
have all those carbs and put them to

you. I love it. It's so great. And I'm
getting a massage on Wednesday

Oh, so you'll be nice and relaxed. I'll
be nice and relaxed. Have some wine,

cook in the kitchen.

Make us some yummy dinner.

Yes.

Absolutely.

Speaking of Tuesday night, since I'll be
gone... Do you need me to come over and

watch the house?

Well, yeah, what if you just go...
Tacos? I was going to say taco Tuesday.

if you just go grab some tacos?

Yeah, we'll have a night, me and... Me
and Elias.

It sounds like great. I love hanging out
with Aunt Vanessa.

Like I said, I'm the cool aunt. What can
I say? You are the cool aunt.

Well, I have the best taco spot that I
can take you.

That sounds great.

Yeah, you'll have to leave me some in
the fridge.

You know.

Yeah, we can do that.

Yeah. We'll get something. Because some
of their tacos, they don't warm up so

good. But we'll get you a nice.

Maybe some fish tacos.

Some fish tacos. We could do that. I
feel like I could eat those. Cool.

We'll get a couple things and bring them
back so you can have them then. Okay.

No worries, we got you. But you're
driving because it's Taco Tuesday, so

going to be having some margaritas.

Mm -hmm.

The best part about him growing up and
being older now is that I have a

designated driver.

Oh, you do.

I do. He's right here.

one of those for quite some time now.

Taco Tuesday.

If only he had a nice car to drive you
around.

I know.

I've been asking for a car, guys.

I guess I can let him drive my car.

Get a job.

I know.

Well, I'll let you drive my car so you
can get a little taste.

What it's like to drive a nice new
luxury car.

Oh, Auntie Vanessa's car is so nice.

I love it.

You know, and you don't have kids and
all these other expenses.

You have more money to do more or get
more stuff with.

Absolutely.

So don't go having kids just yet, sir.

I know it.

It's a sacrifice.

It's absolutely a sacrifice.

It is.

But I was telling him that he needs to
go to some of these college parties

he still can.

Oh, well, that's a great idea.

Before you're so busy, you won't be able
to.

I could always take you. I could always
go with you.

You know I'm always the life of the
party. I don't know, Missy. That seems a

little dangerous. Come on.

And it'll be so fun at parties.

It'll be fun.

What? We just want to tell her. Okay.

What I don't know won't hurt me.

Exactly. So, you just won't know all of
the parties that we're going to go to.

Absolutely.

I remember all the fun parties that I
used to go to.

Wow, how were they? I miss the college
parties.

Those were the good old days.

Centuries ago.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not centuries ago.
She's not that old.

It feels like centuries ago, but I feel
like just last summer.

I'm getting plowed at those wrap
parties.

Okay, new subject, guys.

This is not...

Okay. PG.

Okay, okay.

I guess I didn't do those things in
college.

Yes, I did.

Well, Mom, what else are you supposed to
do at those crazy parties?

Exactly. See, he gets them. He doesn't
even go to them, and he gets them.

This really has been a fun week spending
all this extra time with you guys. I

loved all of it.

Red is just my color. I can never have
anything other than red.

She does love red. It just doesn't work.

I mean, you do look so good in red, so
it makes sense, you know?

Well, that's why I wore the red dress to
the graduation.

It's just, it's my favorite color.

And you looked, you looked great in it.
Not like Mrs. Adams and her slutty red.

Oh, gosh, let's not even go revisit
that. I still can't believe that she

that there, though. Like, what?

It's insane to me. You know, I just
think she's just not in reality. She

lives in her own world.

That's got to be it. She definitely is
just living in her own world, you know?

Right. It's a little alarming how much
she's just, you know? Mm -hmm.

Just absolutely ridiculous.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

So, can we talk about getting my car
now?

I thought that's what this whole week
thing was about, you having a fun week

not getting a car.

You know what I think we need to talk
about, sweetie?

That you need some more fruits and
veggies in your diet.

Yeah.