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Wahoo!

GIGGLING

Zog! - Woohoo! - To the skies!

- Hmm.

So, we've got one squirrel hot with a fever,

and another with a nasty chill.

- They could...give each other a hug?

- Hmm. - Ah.

- Aw. They'll cure one another.

BIRDSONG

- Oh.

- SHE GASPS

- We're needed in the forest.

Great-Gnanna Gnome has an unusual growth.

- THEY GASP

Not Great-Gnanna.

She's more ferocious than a troll with a toothache.

- They say she once defeated an entire army with a single stare.

- Ha - they're just stories!

I'm sure there's nothing to be scared about.

- HE CHUCKLES

- One is not scared.

- Oh, yes.

Neither is two.

- Good. Let's get going, then.

- Great-Gnanna Gnome...?

Hmm.

Ah, well. Doesn't look like she's home.

- Exactly.

- Ahem!

- Ah! - Ah!

- Er... Oh.

THEY SIGH

Ah. - Oh!

- We're here to see Great-Gnanna.

- THEY WHIMPER

- Ooh. So scary.

Nice to see you.

I'm Dr Princess Pearl.

- And hiding behind me are Zog and Gadabout.

BOTH: - Hi.

- Hmm. I'm sorry.

There must be a mistake.

I didn't call for any doctors.

- No, I believe it was a concerned member of your loving gnome family.

- Oh!

Is that so?!

- ALL GASP

- Right, let's take a look at this unusual growth, shall we?

- Before you begin, I should warn you

I'm a private gnome,

and I DON'T react well to being poked and prodded.

- Oh, not a problem.

If you don't want to show us yet, we'll start with a few simple tests,

just to check everything's as it should be.

- You can TRY.

- Hmm.

- Ah!

You're the brave knight - you do it.

- You go and check her over.

- HE GULPS

- Right.

- HE WHIMPERS

HE GULPS

- Now, where did I put that thermom...

- GRUNTING

- What happened? Where did she go?

- It was all a blur.

One moment I was tending to her, and the next I was...

- A little tied up?

SHE LAUGHS SOFTLY

HE GRUMBLES

SHE SIGHS CONTENTEDLY

- Ahem.

- Oh. You're back.

- Um...

We still need to examine you.

- I'll tell you what - I - need.

A little peace and quiet.

Maybe I have got an unusual growth,

but I'm 842,

and - although it might come as a surprise

to you young whippersnappers -

I prefer to keep these sorts of matters to myself.

- ALL GASP

- Oh...

I see.

- Fascinating.

Must be some kind of bottom fungalitis.

- Ooh, let me get a closer look.

- No!

- SHE GROWLS

- Clear off!

- Ooh! Um... Er...

Ooh.

- I'm not interested in any of your medical claptrap!

- SHE GASPS, GROWLS SOFTLY

- Medicine is not claptrap.

- Ha!

- POP!

- And don't come back!

- SHE GASPS

- Hmm...

- SHE SNORES

- Um... Why are we still here?

Great-Gnanna clearly doesn't want our help.

- I think she does, deep down.

She's just too cranky to admit it.

And her mushroom's getting bigger.

- Oooh.

- SHE SNORES

- Now's our chance.

We need that bit of toadstool to find the cure.

Now, which of you is going to get it?

- Er... Zog will do it.

- I will? - Of course.

You're a great big dragon,

and she's a tiny little gnome.

What's there to worry about?

- HE WHIMPERS

SHE SNORES

Ahh!

HE YELLS

- Ha!

That's what you get when you mess with Great-Gnanna.

- Look what I got.

- Aha.

- Ooh. - Yes!

Out anti-bum-fungal powder works.

- But will Great-Gnanna let us use it?

Oh, Great-Gnanna Gnome!

- THEY YELL

BOTH: Oh!

SHE CHUCKLES, GASPS

THEY SCREAM

Ooh! - Ooh!

Er... Do you know where Great-Gnanna is?

- BOTH: - Um...

- But why would she have gone there?

- Quick! To the clinic!

- Ha!

- ALL: Ooh!

- Ha! Let's see how you like it

when someone meddles where they're not wanted!

- ALL GASP

Why would she do this?

- Because she's a petty, mean old gnome!

All we wanted to do was help, but would she let us?

No!

And now she thinks we'll be too busy tidying this place to treat her.

Ooh, she's...impossible!

- SHE SIGHS

- I take it Great-Gnanna Gnome is no longer one of our patients.

- BOTH: - Aw...

- Oh.

Hmm. Where's my book of bum fungi?

- Hmm.

Could be anywhere.

- Unless...

..she took it.

Of course! She wants to be cured!

She just dislikes doctors so much she won't let us.

- So, what are we doctors to do?

- Hmm.

Simple.

We beat her at her own game.

- Ooh.

Oh!

Shouldn't you be tidying, dear?

- I just came to tell you that...you've won.

If you really don't want us to treat you, we won't.

If your growth isn't bothering you,

neither will we.

- Ha! See? Claptrap.

You couldn't cure me if you tried.

Go on! Treat me!

Give it your best shot!

I dare you!

- Well...if you insist.

- SHE WHISTLES

- Oi! What are you...

Let go!

Untie me this...

Whoa! Ohh...

Put me down!

- Your wish is my command.

- Just you wait till I...

- SHE SIGHS WITH RELIEF

Yes!

- Of all the sneaky, underhand tricks...

..that one was pretty good.

Even by my standards.

- SHE CHUCKLES

- Maybe doctors aren't as bad as I thought.

Ooh.

How about a nice little walk

to get to know each other better?

- I'd love to.

- Whuh! - Huh!

- Oh, don't worry, you two.

I'm just a harmless little old gnome lady.

- SHE CHUCKLES

- Now, let me tell you about a time I tricked Madam Dragon.

- Ooh. Yes, please!

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