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- Zog! - Woohoo!

- To the skies!

- Hmm.

- Uh-oh. What happened?

- We were playing Eat The Knight.

- Hmm.

- HELMET CLATTERS, HE GULPS

DRAGONS LAUGH

- Hmm. Right.

Let's see to those splinters, then.

- Oh...

- Aww...

Hmm.

Well, how do you play Eat The Knight?

- THEY GIGGLES

- Euh...

Who's ready?

- Me! - I am! - Me! Get him!

GADABOUT SCREAMS

THEY LAUGH

DRAGON GASPS

- Yes!

- Amazing! Me next!

- The splinter isn't big enough to be tied.

We might need those tongs after all.

- Oh...

- I'll be as quick as a whip.

Ready?

- DRAGON MOANS

DRAGON WAILS

Mm.

- Oh...

- SHE WHISPERS

Mm-hm. - Fizz, do you like jokes?

- Yes. - Good.

Here's my favourite.

- SHE CLEARS THROAT

FROG CROAKS

THEY LAUGH

SHE CROAKS

LAUGHTER

SHE CROAKS

LAUGHTER CONTINUES

- Faster.

- CROAKING SPEEDS UP

LAUGHTER CONTINUES

Bravo, doctors!

And thank you for making Fizz feel better.

BOTH: - Thank you. - Right, little dragons, home time.

FIZZ LAUGHS

ALL: - Oh!

Oh!

- HE LAUGHS

THEY LAUGH

- I don't think you're helping.

- I can't stop.

- Hmm.

- SHE MURMURS

SHE GASPS

- I've given Fizz the draggles. - Oh!

- Uncontrollable dragon giggles.

Highly contagious.

- GASPS

- Zog, Spark, Madam Dragon,

you need to keep away from Fizz.

- FIZZ GASPS

Oh! - Oh!

- Might be a tad late for Zog.

- But if they can't control their laughter,

they can't control their... - Fire!

- Oh, I'm so sorry, Gadabout.

- Does it mention a cure for the draggles, by any chance?

- Yes, a run-of-the-mill emotion potion.

We need a teardrop.

- HE LAUGHS

Oh! Use mine.

- A sad teardrop.

- Oh. - Oh!

- THEY LAUGH

- Anyone feel like they could cry?

- I'll give it a whirl.

- HE STRAINS

THEY SNIGGER

- Euh...

- THEY LAUGH

- Pfft!

- Don't worry. I'm sure someone on our rounds can.

- Ah! - Zog! - Watch out!

- ZOG LAUGHS

- Not funny.

- What took you so long?

I got stung by a giant jellyfish.

- HE SNIGGERS

HE GUFFAWS

- It's not funny.

- I'm afraid the poor chap has the draggles.

He can't stop laughing.

- Hmm.

Here. Mandrake ointment is good for stings.

- If Zog laughs at things that aren't funny,

what happens if he hears a joke?

- I dread to think.

- Why did the mermaid cross the sea?

- No, Maura!

- I don't know. Why did...why did...

- To get to the other tide.

- EXPLOSION, ZOG LAUGHS

- So - that's - what happens.

- It's curable if we find a teardrop.

We were hoping you could help.

- Oh!

- SHE CLEARS THROAT

SHE WAILS THEATRICALLY

WAILING STOPS ABRUPTLY

- No. No tears today.

- Well, awfully kind of you to try.

- ZOG SNIGGERS

- Let's keep looking.

- Wait! How much ointment do I...?

- Twice a day, and keep it dry.

- Bye!

- Huh!

- ZOG CHORTLES

CRASH!

Oof!

- Hmm?

- ZOG GIGGLES

- Oh! I'm so happy you're here, doctors.

- Twiggy, we need your help. - I was having a lovely canter,

and I stubbed... - Er, yes, but... - ..my poor hoof.

- Twiggy!

- SHE GASPS

- Oh, dear.

- ZOG SNIGGERS

- Oh!

- ZOG LAUGHS

- Twiggy, might you do us the honour of shedding a tear

so we can cure poor old Zog of his laughter?

- Oh! A tear?

- Well, what's the saddest thing that's ever happened to you?

- Oh... There was a time when my tail got exceptionally muddy,

but then I washed it in the waterfall.

- SHE GROANS

- Ouch!

- ZOG LAUGHS

- Ooh!

Let me take a look at that.

- Gently! It's awfully tender.

Wait.

I did hear about someone feeling sad.

- Who? - Boom - he's a bit under the weather.

- ZOG LAUGHS

It's the draggles. Promise.

- Look!

Boom's over the-e-e-e-re!

- THEY SCREAM

Oh! - Oh!

- ZOG CHORTLES

- I thought I heard a Zog landing.

- HE GROANS

- I hate having a cold.

- HE COUGHS

- Oh, must be making you sad.

How about a good cry? - Huh?

- ZOG LAUGHS

- Hey, what's so fun...fun... Choo!

- ZOG GIGGLES

- Careful, that ice could be dangerous.

- Hah! See, Zog?

- I'm - the dangerous dragon, even when I'm ill.

- ZOG LAUGHS

- Don't get too close. No, no, no, no! Stop!

- Why does he keep laughing?

- He's got the draggles. - The draggles?!

- Ooh!

- What's the dra...

THEY LAUGH

- Oh, great! Now Boom's got it, too.

Come on. We'll have to get a tear from someone else.

- Too tired to fly right now.

- But, Zog, we've got to. It's out of control.

- SHE STRAINS

- Zog needs rest. And shouldn't we be treating Boom's cold, too?

Argh!

- THEY LAUGH

- Oh, you're right.

- Oh...

- These lava drops should do the trick for your cold.

Try and, erm, get some sleep.

- BOOM LAUGHS

- Three dragons with the draggles, and it's all my fault.

I'm supposed to help people get better,

not make them worse.

- SHE CRIES

- Hmm. There, there.

- ZOG CHUCKLES

Mm.

- Oh!

Right.

Aha! Perfect.

- Zog, Gadabout, you did it!

It needs a little heat.

- ZOG CHUCKLES

Oh, quick, tell me a joke.

- Oh, er, yes.

Er...

- Oh, I can't think of one!

- Allow me.

- HE CLEARS THROAT

- Why did the drag... Wah!

Ooh, huh, whoa...

Ugh!

- Are you all right?

CHUCKLING: - Sorry. That was quite the fall.

- But you aren't laughing.

- ZOG GASPS

- Oh! - I'll give some to Boom right away.

Wah! Oof!

- HE GROWLS

FIZZ GIGGLES

GULPS

- Mm!

Yuck!

Tastes like goblin toenails.

- THEY LAUGH

FIZZ BURPS

- Oh!

- How do you feel? - Normal!

And ready to play Eat The Knight again.

- Me, too!

- And me. - What a good idea!

GADABOUT GULPS

- Oh!

Oh, eating knights is easy.

But I bet you can't capture a princess, too.

- What?

- HE SQUEALS

- Yes!

- THEY LAUGH

- Careful! Don't want the draggles.

- MADAME CHUCKLES

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