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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:12,040 I've taken enough of your lip. Oh! 2 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,560 You guys... My robot! 3 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:16,760 Do what you will. They're all dead, buddy. 4 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:18,040 No! 5 00:01:58,060 --> 00:01:59,100 We can be quick about this. 6 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,020 Give me the tripod. 7 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:02,400 It's in the trunk. 8 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,160 Spread them, boys. 9 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:13,640 You want me to hold it? 10 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,040 Okay. 11 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:24,680 Hold still. 12 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:32,330 Attention! Stop! 13 00:02:33,410 --> 00:02:34,810 One, two, three. 14 00:02:37,570 --> 00:02:41,230 My name is Andre Kriegman. And I am Cal Gabriel. 15 00:02:42,190 --> 00:02:44,870 One, two, three, go. 16 00:02:45,170 --> 00:02:47,590 And we are the Army of Two! 17 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:54,050 This is our high school, located in our town. 18 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:57,090 It is our worst enemy. 19 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,570 It is our nemesis. 20 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:01,940 Fuck. What's next? 21 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:09,320 Okay. There will be a series of missions followed by a final big -ass mission 22 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,580 called... ZERO DAY! 23 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,559 That's it. 24 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:16,780 We're done now, right? 25 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,440 Yeah. 26 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,220 God, I hate this fucking school. 27 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:22,820 I hate it. 28 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:26,440 These are the best years of your life, Andre. 29 00:03:33,550 --> 00:03:37,390 The Army of Two has a myriad of supply depots all over the place. This one's in 30 00:03:37,390 --> 00:03:38,390 my closet. 31 00:03:41,070 --> 00:03:45,810 Probably about three, two or three meters of underwater burnt, underwater 32 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:48,070 fuse. CO2 canisters for BB guns. 33 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:50,690 Los Buletos de Mexico. 34 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,130 22 caliber. 35 00:03:52,430 --> 00:03:56,750 These are generally used for rifles and sometimes pistols. 36 00:03:57,390 --> 00:03:59,630 Aguila. Christina Aguila. 37 00:04:00,290 --> 00:04:01,290 Shotgun shell. 38 00:04:02,570 --> 00:04:03,690 Want to get a close up of that? 39 00:04:04,490 --> 00:04:06,310 12 gauge. 40 00:04:07,010 --> 00:04:11,530 One of the most fun things we got here. This will make a boom that will blow 41 00:04:11,530 --> 00:04:12,530 your socks off. 42 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:14,510 Bottle of rockets right here. 43 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:16,410 Going to have some real fun with these tonight. 44 00:04:16,910 --> 00:04:19,589 Fake ID for if we need to skip the country. 45 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:21,370 Fake passport right here. 46 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:25,950 Fake social security card. 20 Peruvian dollars. That will probably buy us a 47 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:26,950 stick of gum or something. 48 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:29,750 Alright, we should probably start getting going now. 49 00:04:30,090 --> 00:04:31,090 Let's rock and roll. 50 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,280 Why are you even bothering taping? You're not going to see anything. 51 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 I got night vision. 52 00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:00,700 Give me a look on your face. 53 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:03,640 Say something official sounding. 54 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,840 We officially declare war. 55 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,339 Mission one. 56 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:12,060 Do we have like M -80s or something a little more interesting? 57 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,420 What are we? Nah, man. This isn't like ceremonial. 58 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:16,960 We'll blow the big shit up. 59 00:05:18,460 --> 00:05:19,940 We'll blow the big shit up later. 60 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:24,600 It's better to just keep a low profile. You know it. 61 00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:26,340 You mean you don't want anger management? 62 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:30,360 If I can help it, no. 63 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:37,479 Check that out. 64 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,480 Look at that. 65 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:41,460 Tell me that doesn't look like you're a fucking ghost or something. 66 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,120 One, two, three. 67 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,820 Let the countdown begin. 68 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,080 I didn't know what we were going to say. 69 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,340 Let the countdown begin. 70 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:53,640 Whoa. 71 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:54,780 Heads up. 72 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:58,640 That was good. 73 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,260 It was alright. 74 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,620 What do you mean, alright? 75 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,820 What are you talking about? That was great. 76 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:12,440 So everyone's asleep in my house now. 77 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:21,600 Alright. So this is the first entry in my 78 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,120 zero -day video diary. 79 00:06:28,650 --> 00:06:30,890 Everything is planned so methodically. 80 00:06:33,510 --> 00:06:38,770 It's just going to be... It's going to be... Unreal. 81 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:42,590 It's going to be... It's going to be beautiful. 82 00:06:43,450 --> 00:06:45,790 It's so weird looking at yourself on video. 83 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:52,770 It's like this is an eye. It's weird how it actually looks like a machine's 84 00:06:52,770 --> 00:06:53,770 pupil. 85 00:06:54,190 --> 00:06:57,070 I'm staring right at you. 86 00:06:57,930 --> 00:07:01,290 through the tape and right at you. 87 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:09,770 We're gonna leave you all behind to stick in the mud that Andre and I have 88 00:07:09,770 --> 00:07:10,770 made. 89 00:07:11,370 --> 00:07:12,990 And we're gonna walk away. 90 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:19,170 Hey, we... We see more than you do. We... 91 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:35,370 Hi guys! 92 00:07:37,350 --> 00:07:38,610 Happy birthday, Andre! 93 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:39,549 Happy birthday! 94 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:41,790 I hope that's what you wanted. 95 00:07:42,270 --> 00:07:43,270 Yeah, exactly. 96 00:07:43,810 --> 00:07:45,030 Good cake there. 97 00:07:45,230 --> 00:07:46,930 Good cake, but how about good camera? 98 00:07:47,590 --> 00:07:52,610 The guy at the store said that little, what do you call that thing, that little 99 00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:57,170 screen on the side there, that apparently gives you a better picture. 100 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,050 I don't think that's really accurate. 101 00:07:59,310 --> 00:08:01,730 No, no, that's not true at all. 102 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:04,460 So anyway, are you happy with your camera? 103 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:05,660 You think it'll do? 104 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:09,680 No, Dad, I want you to take it back right now. Of course. They don't do it 105 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:10,519 now. Excellent. 106 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,000 Well, they will when I tell them to. 107 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:14,940 Trail. Trail. 108 00:08:15,380 --> 00:08:16,380 Yeah, hit the button. 109 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:18,680 All right, no, check that out. Let me see the camera. 110 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:20,940 Ask us what we're doing tonight, everyone. 111 00:08:21,180 --> 00:08:22,680 What are you doing tonight, everyone? 112 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,020 No, seriously, no. Now that I have you on tape, what are you up to tonight? 113 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:30,240 Well, you know, figured, uh, buy some weed and go to a kegger. I don't know. 114 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,240 What do you think? Say that again, please. 115 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:34,700 No, not weed. LSD. 116 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:35,999 Oh, you know. 117 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,940 Why don't you try ecstasy while you're at it? Heroin. Oh, ecstasy. Nah, we're 118 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:40,940 done with that. 119 00:08:41,299 --> 00:08:45,160 That's an introductory joke. No, seriously. Okay, seriously. Are you 120 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:48,360 or are you staying in, or what's the matter? We're just going to go out and 121 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,239 stuff, you know. 122 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:52,280 We're no Brad Hux here. Okay, Brad Hux. 123 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:57,420 Okay. Captain of the wrestling team. Everyone thinks he's like... That says 124 00:08:57,420 --> 00:08:59,500 all. Everyone thinks he's like a god. 125 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:00,669 This kid. 126 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:01,730 Like drinks and drives. 127 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,790 And the cops pull him over all the time. 128 00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:09,730 But somehow they never take away his license or his stupid Range Rover. 129 00:09:09,990 --> 00:09:10,990 I hate that car. 130 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:15,630 You know, I hate to be the guy to break it to you on the 18th birthday of all 131 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:19,510 days. But life isn't always fair, you know. 132 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:26,090 Just because he gets away with something and he's a bad guy, you know, sometimes 133 00:09:26,090 --> 00:09:29,110 you do good things and it goes fully unnoticed as well. 134 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:34,350 Gee, that's a major mood booster right there. Who needs Prozac when I got you? 135 00:09:35,570 --> 00:09:39,250 What do you want me to say? It's true sometimes. 136 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:44,090 Don't sit there now and try to figure it out because you're wasting your time. 137 00:09:44,110 --> 00:09:45,110 You're not getting anywhere. 138 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:47,490 And I can't even see you. 139 00:09:48,290 --> 00:09:49,290 Now I can. 140 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:52,230 Well, thank you for breaking the news gently. 141 00:09:52,590 --> 00:09:54,710 Oh, listen, I waited long enough. 142 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:56,090 18 years. 143 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:57,330 See? 144 00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:03,620 He's, you know, and then he goes around town and tells everybody what a smart 145 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:04,620 guy he is. 146 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,180 It's nothing could be further from the truth. Thank you. 147 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,400 No problem. 148 00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:11,240 Now you see what I have to put up with. 149 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:12,540 Well, 150 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:15,100 yeah, those would be the best years of your life. 151 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:16,920 I think we better go now. 152 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,200 You think so? 153 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,280 Mind if we, uh, vamoose? 154 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,120 No, no, go ahead, go ahead. 155 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:23,720 I, okay. 156 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:25,020 Thank you, guys. 157 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:28,920 Big hug for the camera. 158 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,680 Get out of here if you want to come back. 159 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:32,140 Alright, let's get out of here. 160 00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:58,640 This is a pretty lame party. 161 00:11:00,980 --> 00:11:02,300 I'm just not good at parties. 162 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,940 Are you happy with the camera? 163 00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:06,880 It's not the one I wanted. 164 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:10,320 I mean, when they say, what do you want for your birthday, and you give them a 165 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,280 certain model, and then they just go out and get something else. 166 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:13,820 Hey! What are you doing out here? 167 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,439 What's up, Chris? 168 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,299 Nothing much. 169 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,420 Where'd you get that thing? Let me show you. A parent got it for me for my 170 00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:21,660 birthday. That's a pretty cool effect on it. 171 00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:23,260 I'm tripping! 172 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,040 So what's up? 173 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,500 Nothing much. What's up with you? 174 00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:28,899 How's everything? 175 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:29,900 Nothing much. 176 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,320 I don't know how many people your age are going to show up. 177 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,120 Yeah, we probably won't stick around too much longer. 178 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:37,500 Dude, what time is it? 179 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,400 Yeah, 180 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:43,520 you know, there's white Russians in the freezer. 181 00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:44,780 Yeah, I saw that. 182 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:47,540 So happy birthday. Thank you. 183 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:51,100 Maria's sister has a lot of really hot friends. 184 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,560 None of them wear panties. 185 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,800 You know. 186 00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:58,580 How do you know they're not wearing panties? 187 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:02,360 Because they had clothing on. It was so tight and revealing. 188 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:06,640 Alright, we're going to head out now. 189 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:10,900 So, see you later. Thanks for letting us drop by. 190 00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:12,460 Do you still shoot? 191 00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:14,660 Not much. 192 00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:16,520 Do you mind if we tag along next time you go? 193 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,640 Yeah. That would be very cool. We could shoot some stuffed animals. 194 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,640 Yeah, sure. If your parents think it's alright. 195 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:23,420 We'll convince them. 196 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:25,920 I'm going to call them. 197 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,140 Yeah, of course you will. 198 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:30,040 But yeah, absolutely, next time I go. 199 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:32,080 I want to go. I haven't been in like a year. 200 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,460 All right, cool. 201 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,140 All right, great. Well, see you later then. Hey, goodbye. 202 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,560 I'll see all you later. 203 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:40,140 All right. 204 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:41,720 Yeah. 205 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,300 Oh, thanks. 206 00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:48,340 Oh, God. 207 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:50,400 What? I can smell it from here already. 208 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,540 What? I can't smell it yet. 209 00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:55,190 Dude, that's disgusting. 210 00:12:55,550 --> 00:12:57,390 I can't even get that fucking bag open. 211 00:12:57,730 --> 00:12:58,730 Damn. 212 00:12:59,890 --> 00:13:01,870 Want a sniff? 213 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:04,010 No. How long have they been there? 214 00:13:04,590 --> 00:13:05,670 About six weeks. 215 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:10,770 All right, well, I guess I should explain our first act of war. 216 00:13:12,130 --> 00:13:18,930 Basically, Brad Huff, the biggest shithead motherfucker the world has ever 217 00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:20,610 He's everything we hate. 218 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,660 In one, one trusty, handy little form. 219 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:30,760 We're gonna pelt that ugly, ugly piece of shit Range Rover of his with some 220 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,260 six -week -old eggs. 221 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:35,680 Life isn't fair, so we gotta even the score a little. 222 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,920 That's not Brad Huff's house. 223 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,420 Nope. 224 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,200 This is gonna be awesome, man. 225 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:46,920 It'll be alright, yeah. 226 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:48,220 What do you mean, alright? 227 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:49,340 This is gonna be great. 228 00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:52,570 It would be better if we had shotguns, maybe. 229 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,310 Ding dong. 230 00:13:54,850 --> 00:13:57,990 Hi, Mrs. Huff. Can we speak to Brad? 231 00:13:58,230 --> 00:13:59,230 Is Brad home? 232 00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:00,370 Bradley, honey. 233 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,430 Some friends of yours are here. 234 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,130 Then he comes downstairs. 235 00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:06,890 What the fuck do you pussies want? 236 00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:08,730 I want you dead, bitch. 237 00:14:09,190 --> 00:14:10,370 Bang. Bang. 238 00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:16,970 There it is. Where's his Land Rover? 239 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:20,160 Fuck. It's not here. You want to break into the garage and see what's in there? 240 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,880 And risk getting caught and arrested for breaking and entering and screwing up 241 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,880 the whole campaign? 242 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:26,060 No. 243 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:29,440 No. We stick to plan B. That's we egg the house. 244 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:31,760 What if that's him? 245 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,740 What are you stopping at, motherfucker? 246 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:42,120 All right. We got about seven minutes until 12 o 'clock. We do it exactly at 247 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:45,400 We stick to the timetable. We got to start learning to stick to the 248 00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:48,460 Dude, I can smell this shit from outside the bag. 249 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,840 I can smell it walking down the street. 250 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,040 We're going to have to get new bags after this. 251 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:57,260 No, we'll just... Or like a gallon of that Febreze shit. 252 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,080 Febreze. That's what I was going to say. 253 00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:02,020 Now we wait. 254 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:04,740 What time is it? 255 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,040 We have ten seconds. 256 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,320 Okay, good. Ready? 257 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,000 Yeah. What now, Brad? 258 00:15:21,339 --> 00:15:22,339 Alright, hurry up. 259 00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:26,660 And the windup. 260 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,860 Dude, let's get the fuck out of here now. 261 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:33,920 Dude, 262 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,340 that was so fucking awesome. 263 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,520 Did we win that? 264 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,200 Yeah, it's like an honest list day. 265 00:15:48,979 --> 00:15:49,979 Mission successful! 266 00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:53,700 Why are we running still? 267 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,360 I don't know. 268 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:20,870 In order to make sure that the covert actions of the Army of Two remain 269 00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:23,630 we're starting up a security protocol that starts now. 270 00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:28,970 If you think about it, anybody who's done anything like this in the past has 271 00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:32,310 a website up, or they've done something stupid to attract attention to 272 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:34,290 themselves. Most of the time, that's all they wanted was attention. 273 00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:35,710 We're not like that. 274 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:40,330 See, these people, they didn't understand that if you had hit lists 275 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:44,650 people's names on them, that people wouldn't come down on you, like gang 276 00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:46,030 a maximum security prison. 277 00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:48,790 You gotta take a minute and you gotta think about things. 278 00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:52,650 If you're doing something like this, it's a military procedure. That's why 279 00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:55,090 the army of two, not the group of assholes with guns. 280 00:16:55,670 --> 00:16:59,350 These people are so fucking stupid, it's not even funny. I mean, if it were me, 281 00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:02,850 I would get them all in a room together, and I would just spray them with raid 282 00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:04,630 like ants, except like human raid. 283 00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:06,130 Okay? 284 00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:10,210 Now you might be thinking, well, hey, they're taping this, so of course they 285 00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:13,390 want it to be found. And you're right, we do want it to be found. Since you're 286 00:17:13,390 --> 00:17:14,390 watching this now. 287 00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:15,490 Exactly. 288 00:17:15,589 --> 00:17:17,390 We don't want it to be found until we're ready. 289 00:17:17,849 --> 00:17:22,790 We've decided that we're going to set up a safety deposit box. Now, as many of 290 00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:27,589 you know, safety deposit boxes cannot be legally opened by anybody except the 291 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,490 owner unless the owner dies. 292 00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:34,950 When we're done, we're going to bequeath all of our information to a third 293 00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:37,410 -party source, probably media. 294 00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:42,270 What are the top three media people that you would enjoy willing this to? 295 00:17:42,550 --> 00:17:43,770 Okay, number one. 296 00:17:44,490 --> 00:17:50,850 Peter Jennings. Number two, Dan Rather. 297 00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:52,890 And number three, Wolf Blitzer. 298 00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:54,150 That's what I say. 299 00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,110 Alright, 300 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,370 we're here. 301 00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:05,130 You're going to have to turn that off for when we go inside because they're 302 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:06,130 going to let you have that. 303 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:11,750 We are on location now in the bank security, bank privacy room, security 304 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:12,790 privacy room, whatever. 305 00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:19,890 And we are now going to put in the first set of record tapes to make sure 306 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:23,370 that Mommy doesn't find them under the bed. 307 00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:29,130 Hello? 308 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,010 Hi, Mom. 309 00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,330 Um, right now? Well, I'm with Cal. 310 00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:36,390 Yeah, well, I'll be home for dinner. 311 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:41,130 Mom, I said I was going to be home for dinner. I'm going to be home for dinner. 312 00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:43,410 All right, bye. 313 00:18:44,730 --> 00:18:48,410 So, that is that on top of that, isn't it? 314 00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:55,230 So they really can't get in there? They can't get in. They can't touch us now. 315 00:18:55,770 --> 00:19:00,130 They have no access to these tapes once they're sealed back up there. No one can 316 00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:01,150 open them except for me. 317 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:10,170 Here, you want to look in the box and like... You want to touch it, Tab? Do 318 00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:11,350 want to touch it, big boy? 319 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:12,999 Here. 320 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,780 Touch my, my box. 321 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:16,980 Come on. 322 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,560 Touch it. Really. 323 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,080 Touch it. Touch it. 324 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,100 You want to feel any questions that our viewers may have? 325 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:45,340 Hey, how you doing? This is just for posterity here. 326 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:47,880 Here we go. 327 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,320 You should have come when we did the uppers. It's no fun doing the lowers. 328 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,060 Why not? 329 00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:57,180 What's the difference? 330 00:19:57,420 --> 00:20:00,680 Then you get them smiling with all those braces on and then they come out and 331 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,680 they're nice and shiny. 332 00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:04,320 You should have gotten them when we started where the teeth are so messy. 333 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,680 I know, I missed it. So long, braces. 334 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:09,090 Bye -bye braces, goodbye. 335 00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:11,270 All 336 00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:20,590 I'm 337 00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:23,490 doing is squeezing the brace and then I'm going to rinse it off. 338 00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:31,070 We're going to get Calvin his own little retainer. 339 00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:32,270 There you go. 340 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,350 You look a little better after that. 341 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,730 No, not like this. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. 342 00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:44,370 They're straight. 343 00:20:44,670 --> 00:20:45,710 I can't even believe it. 344 00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:47,430 I don't know. 345 00:20:48,590 --> 00:20:49,369 I don't know. 346 00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:50,370 I don't know. 347 00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,350 You're cool. 348 00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:58,990 Okay. Was it worth the many years of... Years of trips here? Yeah. 349 00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:00,470 It was worth it. 350 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,210 Hello. 351 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,880 and welcome to today's episode of Home Gun Review. 352 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:14,000 Well, today we're going to teach you how to make a big gun small and easier to 353 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,480 conceal. Come on in. 354 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:23,720 These days, anytime an 18 -year -old wants to gear up, you've got some 60 355 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:28,680 -old loser sitting in the gun store saying, hmm, why does this 18 -year -old 356 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:34,040 want to gear up? And so we found a not -so -clever solution to this problem. 357 00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:35,840 It is a long dilemma. 358 00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:41,100 You see, there's so many guns just lying around. 359 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,960 Why draw attention to yourself by buying new ones? 360 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,940 My dad taught me how to hunt when I was a wee young lad. 361 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:59,020 And he always made me wait downstairs so that I didn't know where he was getting 362 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,240 the guns and where the key was. 363 00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:04,280 Truth be told, I've known where the key was since the fifth grade. I was just 364 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,280 humoring him. 365 00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:15,020 Here she is. 366 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,900 All right, let's check out the others. 367 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:24,960 Here we have Standard 22, Lever Action. 368 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,560 Personally, I'm not a big fan. 369 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,320 Next, we have the Pride of the Old West here. 370 00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:32,110 20 -gauge, double -barrel shotgun. 371 00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:33,950 Cool. 372 00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:39,370 Now, in the time I've done that and closed it up, three football players 373 00:22:39,370 --> 00:22:41,350 tackled me and bashed my head in with a chair. 374 00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:42,590 Not good. 375 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,390 Single -action pistol. 376 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:49,690 It's all right. I mean, if you want to rob someone, I guess. 377 00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:56,610 Your POS -25 caliber little pistol. 378 00:22:57,490 --> 00:22:58,490 This thing... 379 00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:02,280 Couldn't kill someone if you shot point -blank range at their eye. 380 00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:03,780 This. 381 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,300 It's right here. 382 00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:08,560 This is like the dirty, hairy fucking gun right here. 383 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:09,840 I like that. 384 00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:12,340 Right there. 385 00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:16,160 This is probably one of my favorite guns. 386 00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:23,760 I call her Milena. 387 00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:25,260 Okay, what are you doing? 388 00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:28,000 I am preparing the tool. 389 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:34,160 Oh. For... to apply this. Come on, Mel. Mel, get out of here. 390 00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:39,440 This is what I call the short skirt from Milena right here. 391 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,800 This is an illegally modified sock. 392 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,080 Why is it illegal? 393 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:48,280 Because it's illegal to make a weapon more concealable, because you have to 394 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,860 special licenses for concealed weapons. 395 00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:54,340 Fortunately, with our intents and purposes, we don't really need to worry 396 00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:55,440 the legality of anything. 397 00:23:56,010 --> 00:23:57,690 No one cares when you order a stock. 398 00:23:57,930 --> 00:24:01,550 And why do they not care, you ask? Because it's a piece of wood. 399 00:24:02,130 --> 00:24:03,089 That's it. 400 00:24:03,090 --> 00:24:07,390 My best time so far is 64 seconds. I want to be able to do it at a moment's 401 00:24:07,390 --> 00:24:09,330 notice because we never know when zero day is coming. 402 00:24:09,530 --> 00:24:10,530 Go. 403 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:08,680 Done. 54 seconds. Hell yes! 404 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:15,940 It's gonna stay in my dad's closet with the long skirt on for as long as it 405 00:25:15,940 --> 00:25:20,560 needs to, indefinitely if it has to. No one ever has to know or no one ever will 406 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:25,260 know that I've made the short skirt unless I tell them. 407 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:29,920 And then, think about it, this sucker goes on 54 seconds. 408 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,760 54 seconds is all it takes. 409 00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:38,310 For me to be able to hide this sucker, come after you. Thank you for visiting 410 00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:40,730 on this edition of Home Gun Show Review. 411 00:25:42,590 --> 00:25:45,110 For Andre and Cal, goodnight. 412 00:25:48,050 --> 00:25:50,270 Hey. Don't tell Dad, okay? 413 00:25:54,850 --> 00:25:56,870 Kermay. You're the fraud. 414 00:25:57,330 --> 00:25:59,510 No, I'm not Kermit. 415 00:26:00,130 --> 00:26:01,130 Bike. 416 00:26:01,710 --> 00:26:02,710 Bike. 417 00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:04,559 Ebenezer B. 418 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,560 Hannibal. 419 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,540 You're walking on someone! 420 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,140 It's alright, they're kids. 421 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:11,180 Aww. 422 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,720 Is that a kid? Look, it's Willy. 423 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,640 Hi, Willy. 424 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,740 What are we doing? We're just making fun of dead people. 425 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,440 I like that name, Lillian. That's a cool name. 426 00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:25,400 I don't think I like the last name Tomlinson, though, because there's this 427 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:30,400 who, um... See, I don't want to go telling another story of when Cal got 428 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,330 up. By a Lillian? 429 00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:35,710 No, it wasn't by a Lillian. It was by a Tomlinson. 430 00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:37,730 So he was a big, mean fifth grader? 431 00:26:38,110 --> 00:26:40,030 No, no, no. He was like an eighth grader. 432 00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:44,310 Where's the fun in that? I mean, I wouldn't even have beaten up a fifth 433 00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:45,310 if I was an eighth grader. 434 00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:47,690 Yes, you would have. 435 00:26:48,130 --> 00:26:49,510 Andre's the violent one, not me. 436 00:26:50,530 --> 00:26:52,330 I just heard you say Andre's violent. 437 00:26:52,630 --> 00:26:54,490 I didn't say that. He's not violent either. 438 00:26:55,550 --> 00:27:00,150 I don't know. Sometimes the way he talks about people and just... 439 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,700 interacts with everyone is just a little... You mean like you? 440 00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:06,320 Not me all the time. 441 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,620 He's just a little offbeat and a little strange. 442 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,920 What, do you think he's a bad influence on me, Mom? 443 00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:16,460 Well, he doesn't like you either, so it's okay. 444 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,100 That's all right. I don't really mind that much. It's just that, I don't know, 445 00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:27,420 you hang out with him a lot, and I just don't want you kind of becoming like 446 00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:28,420 him. 447 00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:31,780 Why? What do you think is him? 448 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,840 He has a lot of anger. 449 00:27:37,420 --> 00:27:38,900 Problems or just anger in general? 450 00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:43,120 Well, he probably has anger because he has problems that I don't know about, 451 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:48,880 know, but... No, it isn't like his dad doesn't beat him or anything like that. 452 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:54,220 I didn't... Like, I'm your friend and all, and he's your friend, so he should 453 00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:58,220 least try and be semi -courteous to me, but he's really not. 454 00:27:58,730 --> 00:27:59,730 He's a dick? 455 00:28:00,270 --> 00:28:01,550 Yeah, a lot of the time. 456 00:28:03,010 --> 00:28:06,290 I guess I just never conflict with him. 457 00:28:06,670 --> 00:28:11,850 Who would you consider the leader of the Andre Cal army of two? 458 00:28:12,170 --> 00:28:13,190 Is it me or Andre? 459 00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:15,410 Andre. You think it's Andre? 460 00:28:18,470 --> 00:28:22,690 I don't know. When you're with him, you're different than you are now. 461 00:28:23,130 --> 00:28:24,130 How am I now? 462 00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:27,770 And now you're the Cal that I've known. 463 00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:33,410 for a really long time and when you're with Andre you're like Andre number two 464 00:28:33,410 --> 00:28:39,330 wait why why do you think that like I'm not the he's not Cal number two and I'm 465 00:28:39,330 --> 00:28:43,890 Cal number one how do you know that he isn't copying off of my my style yo 466 00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:50,090 Unless you have some sort of evil locked inside that I've never seen before. 467 00:28:50,350 --> 00:28:53,670 Oh, I lock it inside. Nobody sees it. I keep it from everyone. 468 00:28:54,050 --> 00:28:57,970 Yeah. Does he wear boxers? It's your turn. You. 469 00:28:58,250 --> 00:29:01,010 No, no, no. You get up. You get up. 470 00:29:02,010 --> 00:29:05,490 And it is now my turn to do this to you. 471 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:08,910 Can you tell me why you always have to tape everything? 472 00:29:10,030 --> 00:29:11,350 Because it's kind of cool. 473 00:29:12,290 --> 00:29:13,630 And why do you think it's so cool? 474 00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:18,630 I guess that... I don't know. Why do I take everything? I have no idea. 475 00:29:18,890 --> 00:29:19,849 Come on, Cal. 476 00:29:19,850 --> 00:29:21,670 I don't. I just like it. 477 00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:27,790 No, it's just that Andre likes me to film girls' asses for him. 478 00:29:28,010 --> 00:29:31,810 Oh, okay. I don't think that's really why you like to film things. I think 479 00:29:31,810 --> 00:29:33,970 you're still hiding something, Cal. 480 00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:36,410 I'm insecure and I need attention. 481 00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:40,070 Are you serious? 482 00:29:40,330 --> 00:29:44,210 Is that why you... Yeah, I seem really insecure to you, don't I? 483 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,660 Yes, Cal. Look at me, I'm... No, I don't know. 484 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:54,840 Well, maybe there is something that Andre wants you to videotape for him or 485 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:55,840 something like that. 486 00:29:56,220 --> 00:30:00,900 Not necessarily everyone's ass, but maybe he's gay. 487 00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:03,180 And so I'm videotaping what? 488 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:04,940 You, for him. 489 00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:08,380 I want you to get out of the town, because now Andre's going to see you on 490 00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:09,380 tape. 491 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,180 Me? I told you. 492 00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:14,290 I knew you were going to show it to him. I'm not going to show it to him. 493 00:30:18,570 --> 00:30:21,570 Pipe bombs make excellent anti -personnel weaponry for two reasons. 494 00:30:21,830 --> 00:30:23,610 First, they're cheap and easy to manufacture. 495 00:30:23,830 --> 00:30:25,370 Basically, anybody can buy the components. 496 00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:29,450 And two, because they're extremely effective for their size. 497 00:30:30,990 --> 00:30:33,230 Baby bomb makes a big boom. 498 00:30:33,730 --> 00:30:35,610 These pipes are just normal galvanized steel. 499 00:30:36,030 --> 00:30:38,450 Don't get plastic pipes because they'll just end up melting. 500 00:30:38,790 --> 00:30:42,290 Don't get any more expensive metal than galvanized steel because you're just 501 00:30:42,290 --> 00:30:43,290 going to blow it up. 502 00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:47,670 As with building any weapon, security is key, and so you should just use common 503 00:30:47,670 --> 00:30:51,210 sense. Don't get the pipes at the same place you get the caps. No need to raise 504 00:30:51,210 --> 00:30:54,470 any issues or questions. Just go from store to store buying all the different 505 00:30:54,470 --> 00:30:55,890 components. They're all the same. 506 00:30:57,050 --> 00:31:00,550 When you're referring to making your explosives, you probably don't want to 507 00:31:00,550 --> 00:31:04,490 them explosives because should someone overhear that conversation, they'll know 508 00:31:04,490 --> 00:31:05,490 what's going on. 509 00:31:06,510 --> 00:31:08,810 You can use a code word, really anything. 510 00:31:09,290 --> 00:31:12,990 Sunglasses, wallets, peanuts, you know, it doesn't matter. You might laugh now 511 00:31:12,990 --> 00:31:15,350 and say, oh, they're making peanuts, ha ha ha. That's funny. 512 00:31:16,310 --> 00:31:19,570 But if you think about it, it's the only way that people aren't going to realize 513 00:31:19,570 --> 00:31:20,570 what's going on. 514 00:31:20,610 --> 00:31:24,690 And it could very well be the difference between success and failure. 515 00:31:25,110 --> 00:31:28,130 I like to do everything step by step very orderly and efficiently. 516 00:31:28,370 --> 00:31:32,190 So you take half the caps that you have and you drill holes into them. 517 00:31:33,090 --> 00:31:35,150 You put those aside and don't touch those for a while. 518 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:40,080 you take fuse and you cut specific lengths you can have a longer fuse if 519 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,540 want to have lots of fun or you can have like a short little fuse if you want to 520 00:31:43,540 --> 00:31:46,900 just have a little grenade that you throw and blow once you're done cutting 521 00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:51,160 fuses you want to take the caps that you drilled and you want to insert the fuse 522 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:56,520 into the cap take the caps that you didn't drill and fasten them onto the 523 00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:01,900 of the pipe now once they're all fastened you want to take the powder and 524 00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:05,370 your funnel And then you want to put the powder in. There's basically two types 525 00:32:05,370 --> 00:32:06,670 of gunpowder that you can use. 526 00:32:07,130 --> 00:32:08,870 Smokeless powder and black powder. 527 00:32:09,170 --> 00:32:13,790 Smokeless powder burns slower because it's some chemical thing that involves 528 00:32:13,790 --> 00:32:17,790 smoke. But black powder burns faster and makes a bigger boom. 529 00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:21,670 There's no need to spend a lot of money on the powder because all you're getting 530 00:32:21,670 --> 00:32:23,050 is a different name on the jar. 531 00:32:23,270 --> 00:32:24,330 It's all the same shit. 532 00:32:24,730 --> 00:32:28,510 Whatever blows up faster and is cheaper is the best stuff to go with. 533 00:32:28,770 --> 00:32:31,890 Don't wear a suit and tie when you're doing this stuff because... 534 00:32:32,330 --> 00:32:37,070 The powder leaves black marks all over the place, as you can see, all right, on 535 00:32:37,070 --> 00:32:38,090 the gloves. 536 00:32:38,950 --> 00:32:40,290 We had some leak out. 537 00:32:40,490 --> 00:32:43,450 It leaves it all. Now, you don't need that on your hands and on your arms and 538 00:32:43,450 --> 00:32:46,890 your clothes or on your floor because then, let's say, your parents or your 539 00:32:46,890 --> 00:32:49,330 friends say, hey, why do you have all those black marks on your hands and your 540 00:32:49,330 --> 00:32:52,030 clothes? And you're going to be hard -pressed to make an explanation. 541 00:32:52,910 --> 00:32:56,210 Shrapnel is important if you want to kill a lot of people, and it's probably 542 00:32:56,210 --> 00:32:59,290 simplest ingredient because you can use pretty much anything. 543 00:33:00,110 --> 00:33:01,810 We use screws here, but... 544 00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:04,240 You can use whatever the hell you feel like. 545 00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:11,700 Thumbtacks, nails, small caliber bullets, paper clips. 546 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:17,780 Now that you have the pipe filled up with shrapnel and powder, you take the 547 00:33:17,780 --> 00:33:21,400 and you just screw it on, making sure that the fuse goes into the powder. 548 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,240 We've also experimented with duct taping shrapnel to the outside. 549 00:33:27,429 --> 00:33:33,290 And as far as its effectiveness, we can't say anything because we're not 550 00:33:33,290 --> 00:33:36,230 any of them and we won't be using them until zero day. 551 00:33:36,650 --> 00:33:40,110 So if you really want to know, you might want to ask a survivor. 552 00:33:45,030 --> 00:33:50,370 We've decided where the source of the other guns will be besides Andre's 553 00:33:50,590 --> 00:33:55,430 which is going to be Chris. We're going to take them sometime before zero day. 554 00:33:57,450 --> 00:34:01,110 I feel a little bit guilty about taking them from Chris. 555 00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:05,330 But, you know, we are going to steal them from him. We're going to steal them 556 00:34:05,330 --> 00:34:10,230 from him. So, like, he won't get in any sort of trouble because of that, I don't 557 00:34:10,230 --> 00:34:11,230 think. 558 00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:17,510 I've been thinking, and it occurs to me that a lot of people are probably going 559 00:34:17,510 --> 00:34:24,050 to wonder, like, how can somebody do something like Zero Day, like what we're 560 00:34:24,050 --> 00:34:25,049 going to do? 561 00:34:25,050 --> 00:34:26,270 But I want to know if... 562 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:32,679 How could somebody just... How could somebody just kill themselves? 563 00:34:35,380 --> 00:34:38,360 How many kids want to kill themselves and do? 564 00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,780 You know, thousands of kids do this. 565 00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:46,380 But how many of them realize that the way of the samurai is found in death? 566 00:34:47,659 --> 00:34:51,420 I'm not going to leave cleanly. I'm not just going to fade out. 567 00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:55,800 I'm going to make my mark and then... 568 00:34:56,380 --> 00:35:03,140 It'll be my time to die. I mean, it's a lost cause when you just kill yourself, 569 00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:04,300 you know. 570 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:15,520 It's almost a one in a million chance that two kids like me and Andre are, you 571 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,520 know, coming together. 572 00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:22,320 But, you know, that's just this town's misfortune, I guess. 573 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,680 No, fortune. It's their fortune. 574 00:35:25,509 --> 00:35:32,450 It's your fortune because you're going to be a privileged few who get 575 00:35:32,450 --> 00:35:37,070 the wake -up call that we're delivering to you. 576 00:35:37,890 --> 00:35:44,270 You're going to get my meeting in this really concentrated, thick, jello -y 577 00:35:44,270 --> 00:35:50,090 poured all over your homes, and everybody else will just have to see it 578 00:35:50,090 --> 00:35:51,090 news. 579 00:35:51,590 --> 00:35:54,940 And I know you're all going to be like, I had a cousin who was in the school, 580 00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:58,740 and... No, good for you. 581 00:36:01,180 --> 00:36:03,020 Listen to how to tune this, everybody. 582 00:36:07,060 --> 00:36:12,720 And all these little ones down here, they're like... All those, there's like 583 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,860 strings on here, and these down at the bottom are supposed to naturally 584 00:36:15,860 --> 00:36:21,240 harmoniously to the, to the, uh... to these... 585 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:27,520 Main strings right here and I even have a broken string in here All 586 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:34,240 right, so this is pretty much mission three it's 587 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:37,260 it's like a uh Training simulation. 588 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:42,320 I guess you could call it training sim Um, it's a weapons test. We're working 589 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:47,560 with my cousin chris. He's who's our unwitting patsy and accomplice Uh, he's 590 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,520 gonna take us out shooting and we're gonna record it. 591 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:55,280 We're gonna kind of case his place at the same time and see where he keeps 592 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:55,839 and everything. 593 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,660 And I want to make this clear right now. He has no idea what's going on. He 594 00:36:59,660 --> 00:37:03,340 doesn't know what we're doing and he has no knowledge of anything that's 595 00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:05,820 happening. He just thinks we're going out to shoot with him. And that's 596 00:37:05,820 --> 00:37:09,180 what we're doing. We're just going to shoot right now. There's nothing else 597 00:37:09,180 --> 00:37:10,178 going on. 598 00:37:10,180 --> 00:37:11,440 Nothing else going on. 599 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,460 Yeah, all right Hey, 600 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,240 you're both dressed for it. 601 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:39,200 I brought a bunch of stuff. I brought like bowling pin some cantaloupes We 602 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:43,960 brought we brought some a Barney look -alike a Ninja Turtle. I need you turtle 603 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,880 outstanding all right all right 604 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:53,780 Well 605 00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:56,160 That's my friend Jamie. 606 00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:59,240 He lent us a shotgun. 607 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,820 Right now we're going to use the 22 first. 608 00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:12,620 Alright, we're out. 609 00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:14,060 What are we shooting next? 610 00:38:15,140 --> 00:38:16,520 We'll shoot the Lee Enfield. 611 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,920 You put it in like that. 612 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,360 Cool, though. 613 00:38:29,620 --> 00:38:30,620 It's really cool. 614 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,400 It's loud, though. 615 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,440 Yeah. Well, you want to try it, Kyle? 616 00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:49,620 He's a natural. 617 00:38:50,060 --> 00:38:51,060 Natural fillet. 618 00:38:55,740 --> 00:38:56,740 Oh, my God. 619 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000 Oh my god! 620 00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:03,720 Whoa! It knocked your glasses down. 621 00:39:06,620 --> 00:39:08,000 You're getting a lot more steady. 622 00:39:16,820 --> 00:39:18,080 Okay, who would like to try this? 623 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,360 Rapid, 624 00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:27,980 come on. 625 00:39:37,670 --> 00:39:38,670 different. 626 00:39:43,010 --> 00:39:44,850 Look at how it grazed it. Look at that. 627 00:39:47,890 --> 00:39:49,850 My mommy was killed by a hunter. 628 00:39:50,090 --> 00:39:51,490 Now I will be too. 629 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:59,530 Pull the slide forward and it's ready to go. 630 00:40:01,890 --> 00:40:03,830 And make sure you point it right at him. 631 00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:17,250 Guns the best gun is my favorite It's got a lot of power and a little recoil 632 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,040 Is that what somebody's head looks like? 633 00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:55,320 Did you get a picture of it? 634 00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:57,540 Damn! Gee! 635 00:41:14,629 --> 00:41:15,629 Nobody's filming you. 636 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:18,890 Why are you looking it up? 637 00:41:24,430 --> 00:41:26,710 Do you ever take them out like that? Like all at once? 638 00:41:27,330 --> 00:41:28,328 Yeah, sometimes. 639 00:41:28,330 --> 00:41:29,330 Have all your neighbors looking? 640 00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,270 Well, where do you get them all? 641 00:41:31,470 --> 00:41:33,090 Oh, I bought them at, you know, a store. 642 00:41:37,670 --> 00:41:41,670 I mean, with all my guns, but... Oh, I need to take them all back home. 643 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,680 I'll tell you, I'm so freaking tired. 644 00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:48,740 Which gun do you think would be the best act to kill somebody with? 645 00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:51,300 I don't know. They'd all pretty much kill somebody. 646 00:41:55,860 --> 00:42:01,300 The eight ball is supposed to be the last colorful ball with a number on it. 647 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:03,880 Maddie, black is not colorful. 648 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,560 Okay, never mind. It is, though. It's the presence of all color. 649 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,400 That's the absence of all color. 650 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:11,800 You're having a bad idea. 651 00:42:16,590 --> 00:42:17,910 No, do it this way. 652 00:42:22,150 --> 00:42:23,490 Oh, that is cool. 653 00:42:23,870 --> 00:42:26,290 That works so well. 654 00:42:30,310 --> 00:42:31,870 You need to make some dance. 655 00:42:32,590 --> 00:42:34,290 Mommy. All right, Eric, come here. 656 00:42:35,890 --> 00:42:40,210 Why do old people carry canes? To skimomo you. 657 00:42:40,530 --> 00:42:42,030 And what's skimomo mean? 658 00:42:42,370 --> 00:42:44,950 It means they whack you with their canes. 659 00:42:45,529 --> 00:42:50,810 What if all of the old people of the world united and they all took over the 660 00:42:50,810 --> 00:42:51,990 world with their canes? 661 00:42:53,150 --> 00:42:54,150 That's scary. 662 00:42:55,090 --> 00:42:57,630 What if they whacked you and, like, cracked your skull? 663 00:42:58,570 --> 00:43:01,110 No, they wouldn't get that much power. It'd have to be a lot of little. 664 00:43:01,590 --> 00:43:05,110 It'd have to be a lot of old people, like, whacking you and giving you 665 00:43:05,270 --> 00:43:06,270 Kind of like the birds. 666 00:43:07,470 --> 00:43:08,470 They'd be like, 667 00:43:09,090 --> 00:43:10,690 and you'd have little divots. 668 00:43:12,690 --> 00:43:15,130 Okay, go get dressed. I'm ready for some coffee. 669 00:43:20,410 --> 00:43:24,190 Read it all out, too. The Zero Day Envision Plan. 670 00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:26,990 Presented by the Army of Two. 671 00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:32,910 Really, one question that you guys might have had is, why do they call it Zero 672 00:43:32,910 --> 00:43:36,390 Day? The people who've done this in the past have always had a predetermined 673 00:43:36,390 --> 00:43:37,390 date to do it on. 674 00:43:37,890 --> 00:43:39,390 May 27th or whatever. 675 00:43:39,870 --> 00:43:42,510 That's kind of floppy because if you have all these plans laying around 676 00:43:42,510 --> 00:43:46,810 May 27, May 27, May 27, all of it in a circle in big red ink, people are going 677 00:43:46,810 --> 00:43:48,270 to say, well, what the hell is going on on May 27? 678 00:43:48,490 --> 00:43:53,930 So we decided that the easiest way to do it would be for us to coordinate 679 00:43:53,930 --> 00:43:58,310 everything so that we're ready at a moment's notice and then do the attack 680 00:43:58,310 --> 00:44:00,970 the first day of the year that's zero degrees. 681 00:44:01,270 --> 00:44:04,830 We set it up so that we wake up every day at the exact same time to the exact 682 00:44:04,830 --> 00:44:06,630 same radio station, Monday through Friday. 683 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:10,780 We wake, and not counting Jewish holidays, of course. When we wake up in 684 00:44:10,780 --> 00:44:12,460 morning, we hear a leather report first thing. 685 00:44:13,340 --> 00:44:16,080 Three degrees, four degrees, below seven. 686 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,320 Doesn't work. 687 00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:22,580 The first day we hear, excuse me, first day we hear the guy say, zero degrees, 688 00:44:22,820 --> 00:44:26,120 we get up, get our shit, blow some people away. 689 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:32,340 Now, the first day of school is tomorrow, and so now we can basically 690 00:44:32,340 --> 00:44:36,300 in time. So we figured now's the best time to go over the invasion plan. 691 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:40,460 and basically go through the guidelines and through the outline that we've 692 00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:45,340 produced so that you, the viewer, can go ahead and do such a thing on your own. 693 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,900 The school resource officer is basically your main preliminary target to be 694 00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:54,880 considered. In order to maximize the effects of your attack, you should be 695 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,260 to eliminate any opposition as soon as possible. 696 00:44:57,690 --> 00:45:01,370 Confinement of the enemy is paramount in light of the fact that any who manages 697 00:45:01,370 --> 00:45:05,330 to escape can end your fun prematurely by using a cell phone or other 698 00:45:05,330 --> 00:45:08,090 means of communication to alert the outside world before it's convenient. 699 00:45:08,490 --> 00:45:12,070 Keeping to this logic, it is important that, when conducting a room -by -room 700 00:45:12,070 --> 00:45:15,690 assault, each room's population is thoroughly and completely reduced. 701 00:45:16,850 --> 00:45:20,450 The Army of Two has deemed it wise to have a secondary escape plan should your 702 00:45:20,450 --> 00:45:22,070 plans go unforeseeably awry. 703 00:45:22,570 --> 00:45:26,370 However, it is not only unwise, but also counterproductive to rely too heavily 704 00:45:26,370 --> 00:45:30,110 on said plan, in light of the fact that you may become too comfortable with its 705 00:45:30,110 --> 00:45:31,110 implementation. 706 00:45:31,450 --> 00:45:35,790 The preceding has been a basic yet detailed outline for our mission's 707 00:45:35,790 --> 00:45:36,790 objectives. 708 00:45:37,010 --> 00:45:42,130 In conclusion, live fast, live hard, and die by any combination of those two. 709 00:45:42,890 --> 00:45:43,890 The end. 710 00:45:56,970 --> 00:45:58,670 I'm ready for Zero Day now. 711 00:45:59,350 --> 00:46:03,210 I'm ready for... for it to happen whenever it happens. 712 00:46:04,390 --> 00:46:07,790 I'm standing where I need to be standing and I'm just trying to save this... 713 00:46:07,790 --> 00:46:14,230 this spot that I'm at for when it actually happens because... you know, 714 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:18,830 I'm inspired, so... like, I've been planning this forever. 715 00:46:19,990 --> 00:46:25,170 And when... and when Andre and I came together, it was like that whole time 716 00:46:25,170 --> 00:46:29,290 before I had... you know built up my part and he had built up his and then we 717 00:46:29,290 --> 00:46:35,450 came together and made this like point and then from there it all just you know 718 00:46:35,450 --> 00:46:40,470 what i mean we never said you know let's go shoot the school let's go do this 719 00:46:40,470 --> 00:46:47,190 because we didn't need to it was already there so i'm i'm ready 720 00:46:47,190 --> 00:46:49,890 you ready 721 00:46:57,450 --> 00:46:58,388 What the fuck? 722 00:46:58,390 --> 00:46:59,390 What? 723 00:46:59,590 --> 00:47:00,670 Why are you dressed like that? 724 00:47:02,410 --> 00:47:03,410 It's a mission. 725 00:47:04,090 --> 00:47:05,130 Why aren't you dressed? 726 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:06,950 Because you didn't tell me what the mission was. 727 00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:10,470 If we're going to be going out somewhere, I don't know. I don't want to 728 00:47:10,470 --> 00:47:11,470 caught off guard. 729 00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:14,270 So, you want to tell me what this secret mission is? 730 00:47:15,190 --> 00:47:16,670 Uh, no, actually. 731 00:47:20,290 --> 00:47:21,590 So, what are we doing here now? 732 00:47:24,370 --> 00:47:25,930 The phone for Raleigh. 733 00:47:26,940 --> 00:47:28,740 Raleigh is a hard -working man. 734 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,240 He turns our electricity's crank. 735 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:36,420 He takes care of our children like a modern -day Anne Frank. 736 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:42,780 So if you get tired of life, if you feel you're getting bored, the church is 737 00:47:42,780 --> 00:47:45,640 Christ's wife, the house of our Lord. 738 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:47,800 Thank you. 739 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:53,660 What are you doing? 740 00:47:57,610 --> 00:48:01,850 The gun may be the perfect weapon, he said, standing between a rock and a hard 741 00:48:01,850 --> 00:48:02,850 place. 742 00:48:03,150 --> 00:48:05,090 But a gun is nothing without a bullet, I replied. 743 00:48:06,070 --> 00:48:07,090 I am my bullet. 744 00:48:07,890 --> 00:48:14,090 I live my life along the perfect, parabolic arc of purpose, meaning. 745 00:48:16,270 --> 00:48:20,250 And then there was that time you stepped on the landmine, and I never forgave 746 00:48:20,250 --> 00:48:21,250 you. 747 00:48:21,730 --> 00:48:25,150 And you could feel the entire riding fall of the Third Reich at your feet. 748 00:48:34,149 --> 00:48:35,149 Thank you. 749 00:48:40,170 --> 00:48:42,070 Do you want to tell me what the fuck that was? 750 00:48:43,330 --> 00:48:44,330 Earlier at home. 751 00:48:44,550 --> 00:48:48,170 Yeah, I know what it was, but can you tell me why you did it? What were you 752 00:48:48,170 --> 00:48:49,690 thinking? What the fuck? 753 00:48:55,990 --> 00:48:56,990 It's really deep. 754 00:49:01,290 --> 00:49:02,290 Wait, 755 00:49:02,330 --> 00:49:03,330 is this a comedy act? 756 00:49:04,230 --> 00:49:07,950 Guys, come on, man. Look at you guys. There's like five other people in here. 757 00:49:08,010 --> 00:49:09,990 You guys make up 50 % of the audience. Yeah, 758 00:49:10,790 --> 00:49:12,010 yeah. Go ahead. 759 00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:13,350 Go ahead. 760 00:49:13,390 --> 00:49:14,770 Wait, wait, wait. 761 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:17,370 No, go ahead again. 762 00:49:17,810 --> 00:49:20,810 Dude, we paid attention when you were up here reading theories. Why can't you 763 00:49:20,810 --> 00:49:21,749 just listen to us? 764 00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:23,290 It points me when I'm supposed to laugh. 765 00:49:23,530 --> 00:49:27,110 All right, we're getting out of here. Sorry to worry about this, guys. We're 766 00:49:27,110 --> 00:49:28,370 leaving right now. Let's go. 767 00:49:28,850 --> 00:49:29,850 What the fuck? 768 00:49:30,130 --> 00:49:32,320 What? You take the camera. I don't even want to hold it. 769 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:38,160 No, you take it. I don't... Your camera, man. 770 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:39,960 Dude, Jesus! 771 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,340 Oh, yeah, come back! Bring it! Fuck you! 772 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:47,580 Take this. I gotta drive. No, no. Go. Yes, take it. Dude, it was honest. How 773 00:49:47,580 --> 00:49:50,740 many times do I have to explain this shit to you before you fucking 774 00:49:51,220 --> 00:49:52,220 I'm sorry, Lieutenant. 775 00:49:52,780 --> 00:49:55,980 You quit rolling the seat forward when you get out of the fucking car. 776 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,500 Forgive me for speaking so bluntly, sir. 777 00:49:59,950 --> 00:50:01,850 And stop talking like you're in the fucking military. 778 00:50:02,690 --> 00:50:05,370 What happens if they go home and they tell their parents, hey, guess what 779 00:50:05,370 --> 00:50:08,410 happens? I'm getting an army shirt. So then they're like, oh, do they go to 780 00:50:08,410 --> 00:50:11,210 school? Why, yes, they do. Well, I'm going to call the principal and get on 781 00:50:11,210 --> 00:50:13,810 phone with him right away. They call the principal. You get called out of the 782 00:50:13,810 --> 00:50:15,910 office. You get sent to counseling or something. 783 00:50:16,270 --> 00:50:20,470 Your parents tighten down on you. They call my parents. My parents tighten down 784 00:50:20,470 --> 00:50:21,470 on me. 785 00:50:22,090 --> 00:50:23,090 Fuck! 786 00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:24,750 Now what? 787 00:50:25,270 --> 00:50:26,590 Where do you want to go? What do you want to do? 788 00:50:27,850 --> 00:50:28,850 We're done. 789 00:50:29,289 --> 00:50:33,210 So, so we're done here? We're done, we're done, we're done. Here, okay. 790 00:50:33,210 --> 00:50:34,550 the, start the, start the car. 791 00:50:36,810 --> 00:50:37,810 Pull up to the exit. 792 00:50:38,390 --> 00:50:41,730 Okay, ready? I want you to close your eyes. 793 00:50:43,310 --> 00:50:44,450 Okay. And drive. 794 00:50:44,650 --> 00:50:48,050 Go. You're gonna tell me where to go? Yeah, do it. Go. 795 00:50:48,810 --> 00:50:52,230 Close your eyes. Uh, turn right, right, right, right. Come on, keep them closed. 796 00:50:52,290 --> 00:50:53,209 Right, right. 797 00:50:53,210 --> 00:50:56,870 Okay, straight, straight, straight. Are they really closed? Come on, close them. 798 00:50:57,410 --> 00:50:58,249 Which way? 799 00:50:58,250 --> 00:50:59,250 Uh, left. 800 00:51:00,450 --> 00:51:01,750 Okay, now turn, start up left. 801 00:51:02,130 --> 00:51:03,130 Ready, straight. 802 00:51:04,130 --> 00:51:05,990 Okay. That looked crazy. 803 00:51:11,190 --> 00:51:13,270 This is what my dad and I used to do weeks ago. 804 00:51:13,690 --> 00:51:14,690 Just in case. 805 00:51:14,830 --> 00:51:16,710 You just go like this and then you're missing a pool. 806 00:51:17,410 --> 00:51:18,410 Like this. 807 00:51:18,430 --> 00:51:19,430 Well, I wrote this. 808 00:51:20,470 --> 00:51:22,730 No, wait. I remember that. I remember that. 809 00:51:25,370 --> 00:51:25,930 It 810 00:51:25,930 --> 00:51:35,070 doesn't 811 00:51:35,070 --> 00:51:37,310 work! It doesn't work! 812 00:51:37,930 --> 00:51:38,930 Mom, 813 00:51:40,030 --> 00:51:41,090 it doesn't work! 814 00:51:42,710 --> 00:51:46,810 Stop! I do. Did you press the red button? I did. Or did you press the 815 00:51:46,810 --> 00:51:47,810 blue button? 816 00:51:53,210 --> 00:51:59,990 Our original plan was that zero day would be on zero degrees, but it only 817 00:51:59,990 --> 00:52:05,170 happened once because it was so warm this winter, and that was the day that 818 00:52:05,170 --> 00:52:06,370 Andre had diarrhea. 819 00:52:06,810 --> 00:52:10,730 So we set a date, yeah, May 1st. 820 00:52:12,090 --> 00:52:16,570 It was kind of interesting how we thought fate was going to decide when 821 00:52:16,570 --> 00:52:20,490 happened, but in a way, May 1st is fate, too. 822 00:52:24,110 --> 00:52:29,550 When we started, you know, Andre and I had this plan that we were going to do 823 00:52:29,550 --> 00:52:35,050 this at our school and jump in the getaway car and go from state to state 824 00:52:35,050 --> 00:52:36,050 the same thing. 825 00:52:37,130 --> 00:52:43,770 And, you know, Andre may not realize this, but that's not going to happen at 826 00:52:43,770 --> 00:52:44,770 all. 827 00:52:45,490 --> 00:52:48,670 You know, I'm coming out in a black plastic bag. 828 00:52:50,770 --> 00:52:51,770 Yep, that's it. 829 00:52:58,020 --> 00:53:04,300 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 830 00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:07,200 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 hours. 831 00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:08,840 That's more than an entire day. 832 00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,220 Yep. Someone's got to sift through all that. 833 00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:16,920 Okay, I just have a question. I was wondering if you're actually sure that 834 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:20,640 they're going to wonder if we have a safety deposit box and look at it, are 835 00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:21,519 going to... 836 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,980 make a statement somewhere so that they'll, in a place that they're sure to 837 00:53:24,980 --> 00:53:29,800 it. I mean, why would they check this? The way I figured it, the day before we 838 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:35,960 do it, we could, or sometime ahead of time, before we do it, we can do a kind 839 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:41,080 of like a last will and testament kind of tape and saying, you know, by the 840 00:53:41,140 --> 00:53:44,280 we've left these tapes in a safety deposit box in my name. 841 00:53:45,020 --> 00:53:46,240 And then just be like, yeah. 842 00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,560 Leave it to someone. 843 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:49,920 Yeah, we'll leave it in the car when we go in. 844 00:53:50,220 --> 00:53:51,220 Oh, yeah. 845 00:53:51,259 --> 00:53:53,980 And the last shot will be us walking in. 846 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:56,200 And then they won't see anything else after that. 847 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,300 And they're going to actually watch them, though. 848 00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:01,020 Wouldn't you watch them? 849 00:54:02,220 --> 00:54:06,200 I mean, think about it. Everything we ever did, everything we ever owned, 850 00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:09,340 everything we own right now is going to be scrutinized under the biggest 851 00:54:09,340 --> 00:54:10,740 microscope the world can produce. 852 00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,300 I don't like that idea. 853 00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:17,920 Well, get used to it. Every CD you have, every video game they're going to go 854 00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,380 through and say, oh, Mortal Kombat, it was because of that. 855 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:25,420 Yeah, but it wasn't because of any of that. It wasn't, but that's just how 856 00:54:25,420 --> 00:54:30,400 stupid people are. I don't know. Get rid of all your stuff, because... That's 857 00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,700 like body cavity searching. 858 00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:38,260 I don't want people looking at my ass, and I don't want people looking at all 859 00:54:38,260 --> 00:54:39,260 stuff. 860 00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:40,560 That's a good point. 861 00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,780 No, you just burn it or something. 862 00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,760 Is this gonna burn? Oh, yes. 863 00:55:04,140 --> 00:55:08,340 What did you contribute to our little bonfire of fun here tonight? 864 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,060 We've got video games. 865 00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:14,340 PlayStation games. We've got DVDs. Lots of CDs. 866 00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:17,060 Lots more CDs. 867 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:21,800 We've got assault weapons. 868 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,600 Uh, we've got Lord of the Flies. 869 00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:29,500 I had to read that for a book report in 8th grade. 870 00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:30,578 What'd you think? 871 00:55:30,580 --> 00:55:31,980 I thought I kicked ass, actually. 872 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:39,000 My trusty old Sunday school Bible, and I got this nice little snake sticker for 873 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,860 memorizing the books of the New Testament. 874 00:55:41,380 --> 00:55:47,100 Matthew, Mark, Luke, uh, John, Acts, 875 00:55:47,540 --> 00:55:50,500 Romans, uh... 876 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:58,260 1st Corinthians, 2nd Corinthians, we didn't get it from any video games, 877 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,100 movies, CDs. 878 00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:05,620 This is our idea and nobody else's. 879 00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:07,860 What is that? 880 00:56:08,340 --> 00:56:11,060 This is a note I got from a girl in like the 8th grade. 881 00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:12,320 Aww. 882 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:15,500 Let me read it. Come on, let me read it. 883 00:56:15,740 --> 00:56:16,740 Andre. 884 00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:19,380 I've really enjoyed being in Mr. 885 00:56:19,820 --> 00:56:21,880 Ackerman's class with you this year. 886 00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:28,280 Mr. Ackerman is... Come on, come on. No, come on, no. No, no, no. He's dumb, 887 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,740 but... Come on. No. 888 00:56:30,940 --> 00:56:37,520 But you always made me laugh with the jokes that you made about him, except 889 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,860 the time that he heard you and you got kicked out of class. 890 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,480 Frowny face. 891 00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:44,760 Alright, enough now. I don't want to say her name. 892 00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,220 Alright, it's enough. 893 00:56:54,060 --> 00:56:55,520 So how much stuff have we burned? 894 00:56:58,940 --> 00:57:03,140 Um... I'd probably say like... Two and a half, three thousand dollars. 895 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,260 Yeah, I can go with that. 896 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,180 Huh? Shit. 897 00:57:10,210 --> 00:57:11,210 We gotta do it now. 898 00:57:12,310 --> 00:57:15,990 Yeah, I think we just burned all of our worldly possessions. 899 00:57:16,650 --> 00:57:17,650 Everything. 900 00:57:19,190 --> 00:57:21,470 So what's going on with you in the prom? Are you still going with that chick? 901 00:57:22,090 --> 00:57:22,948 What chick? 902 00:57:22,950 --> 00:57:24,190 That Rachel bitch. 903 00:57:25,570 --> 00:57:26,570 Yeah. 904 00:57:27,210 --> 00:57:28,210 Why? 905 00:57:31,550 --> 00:57:32,550 Why not? 906 00:57:32,670 --> 00:57:36,030 I don't know. She's just kind of weird. I don't like her. She thinks I'm some 907 00:57:36,030 --> 00:57:37,030 kind of fucking psycho. 908 00:57:37,370 --> 00:57:38,650 She's always afraid of me. 909 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:41,790 You are a fucking psycho. 910 00:57:42,690 --> 00:57:43,970 Yeah, but so are you. 911 00:57:44,850 --> 00:57:45,850 Yeah, you're right. 912 00:57:45,910 --> 00:57:49,190 She doesn't even realize. Oh, it must be your pretty boy blonde good looks. 913 00:57:49,750 --> 00:57:52,490 What do you mean? Oh, I'm going to play with my hair now. 914 00:57:52,830 --> 00:57:54,630 Oh. Shut up. 915 00:57:54,970 --> 00:57:56,190 When did she ask you? 916 00:57:57,010 --> 00:57:58,050 Like, last week. 917 00:57:58,910 --> 00:58:02,510 Just after my acne cleared up. I don't know. What's going on? 918 00:58:03,030 --> 00:58:07,210 Hey, who's the acne one here? Yo, shut up. All right? Shut up. 919 00:58:07,550 --> 00:58:09,760 Don't. I can't believe you got asked. 920 00:58:10,940 --> 00:58:12,600 No, you're not going with anybody, are you? 921 00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:17,140 No. No. Well, who says I didn't get asked? I just didn't want to go. 922 00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,780 You didn't get asked. That's a pile of shit. 923 00:58:20,180 --> 00:58:21,180 So? 924 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:27,460 That makes sense. They're going to say one of us was the leader. 925 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:33,680 I really don't... I mean, we joke, but I really don't think any one of us is 926 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:37,540 more of a leader than the other. Why don't we split the press releases? 927 00:58:38,370 --> 00:58:41,850 All right? All right. I could be leader for half, you could be leader for half. 928 00:58:42,150 --> 00:58:43,150 Sounds good. 929 00:58:45,330 --> 00:58:47,230 Look at it dying out. That is so cool. 930 00:58:48,630 --> 00:58:50,730 See, every time the wind blows, it just goes out a little more. 931 00:58:51,630 --> 00:58:55,810 And the way we talked about zero day, it's almost like this fire is supposed 932 00:58:55,810 --> 00:59:01,230 burn like a thousand feet tall and never burn out. 933 00:59:03,430 --> 00:59:05,350 But look at it. It's like black crap now. 934 00:59:11,820 --> 00:59:13,200 We got a good shot of Greg here. 935 00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,080 Baby playing with the lights. 936 00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,000 What if I wasn't in love with the whip? She's had enough of me, Josh. 937 00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,320 She's had enough of me. 938 00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:20,680 She's had enough of me, man. 939 00:59:20,980 --> 00:59:21,980 Ryan! Hey, hey. 940 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:23,160 Oh, hey, whoa. 941 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,580 Quiet, quiet. Guys, guys, guys. 942 00:59:24,780 --> 00:59:26,920 Can you let him in? What does he have with him? 943 00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:30,680 Hi, 944 00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:32,880 Cal. Nice to meet you. 945 00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:35,940 I mean, we haven't really formally met. Josh, how you doing? 946 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,260 Come on in. Close the door. We gotta get going. 947 00:59:38,820 --> 00:59:39,820 Cal, say hi. 948 00:59:41,970 --> 00:59:43,110 How come you don't talk? 949 00:59:44,470 --> 00:59:45,470 Greg. 950 00:59:46,210 --> 00:59:46,788 What's up? 951 00:59:46,790 --> 00:59:47,830 Not much. 952 00:59:48,110 --> 00:59:49,110 Talk to me, Greg. 953 00:59:50,130 --> 00:59:51,530 I'm going stag to the prom. 954 00:59:51,850 --> 00:59:52,850 Woo, baby. 955 00:59:52,930 --> 00:59:53,930 Yeah. Yeah. 956 00:59:54,210 --> 00:59:55,450 All right. We're going stag. 957 00:59:55,690 --> 00:59:56,690 We're going stag. 958 00:59:57,170 --> 00:59:59,310 You guys, you got to sit back. You got to make room for her. I don't know where 959 00:59:59,310 --> 01:00:01,010 she's going to sit. Come on, the prom. 960 01:00:01,350 --> 01:00:02,490 Let's go. Okay, let's go. 961 01:00:04,130 --> 01:00:06,090 I'm getting it. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm trying. 962 01:00:06,310 --> 01:00:08,310 This is going to be a good time, guys. 963 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:10,480 I told you to hit your face. 964 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:12,980 Guys, this is gonna rock the ass. 965 01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:15,160 Okay, wait, wait, wait. What? 966 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:19,260 It's gonna rock the ass. Rocking the ass. It's gonna rock the ass. 967 01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:20,700 Hey. 968 01:00:22,420 --> 01:00:23,420 Hey. Hi. 969 01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,140 How you doing? We're partying some prom, baby. 970 01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,200 Prom stands for promenade. I don't think he speaks English very well. 971 01:00:29,620 --> 01:00:30,620 What? I don't know. 972 01:00:31,020 --> 01:00:32,020 We're famous. 973 01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:33,680 Would you stop fucking saying that? 974 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:35,760 Jesus. You're gay. 975 01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:38,060 Shut up. Girls don't say what they mean, right? 976 01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:39,178 You're right. 977 01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:43,520 You're right. They say something and they mean another. Right. Just as an 978 01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:47,000 example. I would like you to give me a blowjob right now. And you say it. 979 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,580 what you mean. It's like, I'm upset. It means I'm upset. It doesn't mean I was 980 01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:51,780 happy and I'm upset. 981 01:00:52,060 --> 01:00:54,520 And I don't know what it is. What the hell are you talking about? 982 01:00:55,060 --> 01:00:57,500 Oh, people are waving at us. Oh, my gosh. There are people here. 983 01:00:58,400 --> 01:00:59,400 Hey. 984 01:00:59,780 --> 01:01:02,520 All right. Let's get the last shot of everybody. Last shot of everybody. Last 985 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:06,100 shot. Right through. Hey, I don't get in this shot. All right. Fire away. 986 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,400 Come on. 987 01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:08,620 Let's go. 988 01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:13,040 I got to go first. I got to go first. No, I'm not saying it. 989 01:01:19,180 --> 01:01:20,180 Hey, 990 01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:22,700 Andre. 991 01:01:23,020 --> 01:01:24,100 What are you doing with the camera? 992 01:01:24,420 --> 01:01:27,820 Hi. Well, I just thought I came by and take a little footage for the family 993 01:01:27,820 --> 01:01:29,120 archives as it is, you know. 994 01:01:29,860 --> 01:01:32,320 Maybe, who knows, maybe I'll send it to your grandma in Montreal. 995 01:01:33,780 --> 01:01:35,560 So that is a fabulous job now. 996 01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:36,780 Oh, yeah. 997 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,060 How long until you're done? 998 01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:39,360 Now. 999 01:01:42,279 --> 01:01:44,220 I'm pretty much all set. You want to get out of here? 1000 01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:46,240 Hey, André. 1001 01:01:46,340 --> 01:01:47,340 Do you want to get out of here? 1002 01:01:47,660 --> 01:01:53,260 Yeah. I thought we could maybe do a little driving lesson on the way home. 1003 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,520 Sounds good. 1004 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,000 Watch the cars. 1005 01:01:57,180 --> 01:01:59,040 Really? I'm not supposed to jump in one of them? 1006 01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:00,640 Not just yet. 1007 01:02:01,740 --> 01:02:02,740 Okay, was it busy tonight? 1008 01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:04,359 It was alright. 1009 01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:08,100 I mean, you know, yeah, I get to wipe down at the end of the night. 1010 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:09,880 Woohoo. 1011 01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:13,860 Hey, listen, somebody has to do it. We all started it. You know where I 1012 01:02:14,700 --> 01:02:15,700 We all did this. 1013 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:20,200 You cannot start up on the top as the head pizza man. 1014 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:25,140 That's true, but luckily I have absolutely no desire to be head pizza 1015 01:02:25,260 --> 01:02:26,038 I'm good. 1016 01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:27,940 Don't become the head pizza man either. 1017 01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,380 Yeah, don't I know it. There are better and bigger things out there for you. 1018 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,040 Yeah. 1019 01:02:33,940 --> 01:02:35,160 Like you wouldn't believe. 1020 01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:36,520 Oh, I do believe. 1021 01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:43,940 Whoa! Take that curve a little bit slower next time, please. 1022 01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:47,180 Remember, this is a driving lesson. This is not Le Mans. 1023 01:02:48,220 --> 01:02:54,380 I realize it's only a pizza drop, and you don't seem to be doing that 1024 01:02:54,380 --> 01:02:58,100 thing there, but it's amazing how much it made you grow up in the last few 1025 01:02:58,100 --> 01:02:59,900 months, maybe even a year already by now. 1026 01:03:01,020 --> 01:03:04,460 If you keep this up, you're going to have that car paid in no time. 1027 01:03:05,060 --> 01:03:09,010 Hopefully. I never thought I was, now wait a minute, I'm not finished with my 1028 01:03:09,010 --> 01:03:12,430 speech here, but you know how difficult this is for me. 1029 01:03:12,730 --> 01:03:15,950 I never thought I was going to say this, but I'm proud of you. 1030 01:03:16,790 --> 01:03:17,749 You did good. 1031 01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,350 You never thought you were going to say it? 1032 01:03:19,610 --> 01:03:24,270 Well, not that I don't always mean it, but you know me, I'm having a problem 1033 01:03:24,270 --> 01:03:25,270 with saying these things. 1034 01:03:25,590 --> 01:03:28,510 Absolutely. It's not necessarily the macho thing to say. 1035 01:03:29,010 --> 01:03:30,010 Yeah. 1036 01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:34,270 So keep doing what you're doing, and you'll do just fine. 1037 01:03:34,850 --> 01:03:37,170 Like I said, that car should be paid for in no time. 1038 01:03:37,810 --> 01:03:41,310 And who knows, your mom and I will maybe even help you out a little bit. 1039 01:03:41,570 --> 01:03:42,570 Sounds good. 1040 01:04:04,270 --> 01:04:05,750 I'll show you quiet, fucker! 1041 01:04:06,710 --> 01:04:10,230 And while you're down there, you want to... Shut up! 1042 01:04:12,170 --> 01:04:13,210 Brian, you're horrible. 1043 01:04:13,530 --> 01:04:14,530 Brian's a dick. 1044 01:04:15,370 --> 01:04:19,950 So, Reach, how you been? There's nothing wrong with being a little wimp. 1045 01:04:20,170 --> 01:04:21,550 How long have we known each other? 1046 01:04:22,090 --> 01:04:23,230 A long time. 1047 01:04:24,090 --> 01:04:26,690 Yeah. How long have you known he's gay? 1048 01:04:27,010 --> 01:04:28,790 Too long. A long time. 1049 01:04:30,110 --> 01:04:31,610 Hardy har har! 1050 01:04:32,910 --> 01:04:34,790 So, so how do you how do you feel about me? 1051 01:04:35,510 --> 01:04:36,930 Take me to Andre's, please. 1052 01:04:37,710 --> 01:04:40,730 Oh Andre, like everybody knows where Andre's is. Oh Andre, I don't know. Do 1053 01:04:40,730 --> 01:04:41,509 know where Andre's is? 1054 01:04:41,510 --> 01:04:45,430 No, actually I don't. Maybe, maybe not go to Andre's. 1055 01:04:46,010 --> 01:04:49,270 Yeah, how about you just show it up? Yeah. He doesn't know where Andre is. 1056 01:04:49,270 --> 01:04:50,530 he doesn't know how to get there. 1057 01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:54,150 Uh, can you take me to a specific place? 1058 01:04:54,730 --> 01:04:55,730 Okay, ready. 1059 01:04:56,450 --> 01:04:57,450 Do you really have to go? 1060 01:04:57,970 --> 01:05:02,410 Alright, one? Yeah, yeah, I have to go. So you wouldn't mind if I ask for Rachel 1061 01:05:02,410 --> 01:05:07,290 for the remainder of the festivities? Of course you can ask for Rachel. 1062 01:05:07,590 --> 01:05:09,090 Rachel? Bye, Josh. 1063 01:05:09,610 --> 01:05:11,510 Yo, yo, he wants to know where you go. 1064 01:05:12,670 --> 01:05:14,750 Not this one right here. No, this Andre. 1065 01:05:15,190 --> 01:05:16,190 Now, gay? 1066 01:05:16,350 --> 01:05:18,450 Is there a gay associated with him in Andre? No. 1067 01:05:18,670 --> 01:05:19,670 No? No. 1068 01:05:19,790 --> 01:05:20,790 Now, what's the matter? 1069 01:05:20,910 --> 01:05:26,350 Now, you're gonna take a quick left right after... Nothing, we're having 1070 01:05:26,470 --> 01:05:30,190 Rachel's fine. We're all having fun. Yeah, Wheeler, I think, is the name. 1071 01:05:31,790 --> 01:05:34,230 Wow. Is he gonna come out and say hello to everyone? 1072 01:05:34,470 --> 01:05:35,308 I'm really sure. 1073 01:05:35,310 --> 01:05:36,930 Is he gonna come out and greet them? You want him to? 1074 01:05:37,310 --> 01:05:39,990 I know you love singing. I know, I do. 1075 01:05:40,450 --> 01:05:42,410 That one right there. Stop, like, right here. 1076 01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:43,910 Right here? Yeah. 1077 01:05:44,570 --> 01:05:45,570 I'll be right back. 1078 01:05:45,770 --> 01:05:46,770 Yeah. 1079 01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:49,690 I'll be right back. Put this little thing up. Where's he going? 1080 01:05:49,930 --> 01:05:51,230 He's going to see Andre. 1081 01:05:51,890 --> 01:05:54,290 Okay, what's the matter? What's the matter with Andre? 1082 01:05:54,710 --> 01:05:57,270 There's a lot that's the matter with Andre. Like what? 1083 01:05:57,530 --> 01:05:59,150 I don't know. Anything like Cal? 1084 01:06:00,670 --> 01:06:04,730 Cal? That's supposed to be... He's just quiet. 1085 01:06:05,050 --> 01:06:06,110 Oh, hi, Cal. Cal! 1086 01:06:06,390 --> 01:06:07,288 What's up? 1087 01:06:07,290 --> 01:06:08,269 Cal's back. 1088 01:06:08,270 --> 01:06:10,330 Yeah, so Andre's naked. 1089 01:06:11,030 --> 01:06:12,030 Great. 1090 01:06:12,610 --> 01:06:14,070 So I'm going to... 1091 01:06:14,540 --> 01:06:16,720 Go meet him. I'm the gay one. Naked. 1092 01:06:18,060 --> 01:06:20,580 Yeah, I'll be naked. Let him go. Just let him go. That's fine. 1093 01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:21,738 Are you okay? 1094 01:06:21,740 --> 01:06:24,220 Bye, Cal. It was nice meeting you. I'll see you and bye. 1095 01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:26,800 Oh. Nice meeting you, Cal. Bye, oh. 1096 01:06:27,380 --> 01:06:29,000 Bye. Did you say? 1097 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,980 Did you say you and bye? You and bye, oh. 1098 01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:33,780 Oh, 1099 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,200 I get it. Yeah, it's funny. 1100 01:06:36,940 --> 01:06:40,300 Bye, Cal. See you later, man. Bye. Nice meeting you. Bye. Totally. 1101 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,540 Yeah, I had a good time. Bye, Cal. 1102 01:06:42,820 --> 01:06:43,820 You rock out. 1103 01:06:44,010 --> 01:06:45,010 You rock, yeah! 1104 01:06:45,830 --> 01:06:46,830 Okay, 1105 01:06:48,550 --> 01:06:49,550 I don't like him. 1106 01:06:51,150 --> 01:06:57,610 All right, 1107 01:07:00,410 --> 01:07:01,410 go. 1108 01:07:02,390 --> 01:07:04,310 Okay, some things then. 1109 01:07:04,530 --> 01:07:05,810 We acted alone. 1110 01:07:07,330 --> 01:07:09,290 We obtained the weapons alone. 1111 01:07:10,310 --> 01:07:12,910 And nobody knew that we were going to do this. 1112 01:07:14,549 --> 01:07:19,970 Our parents had nothing to do with this, and so everybody knows they didn't 1113 01:07:19,970 --> 01:07:23,070 know anything about it. 1114 01:07:23,590 --> 01:07:27,890 I mean, when our parents find these tapes, I mean, what are they going to 1115 01:07:27,990 --> 01:07:31,470 Oh, my God, I was asleep upstairs while they were in the basement recording 1116 01:07:31,470 --> 01:07:33,390 this. We could have known. We could have stopped them. 1117 01:07:33,990 --> 01:07:36,350 No, no. That's bullshit, Mom. 1118 01:07:36,650 --> 01:07:40,790 Don't worry about that. All right, so you found it, and you think, Jesus, I'm 1119 01:07:40,790 --> 01:07:42,590 sending them to counseling. We have to stop this. 1120 01:07:43,050 --> 01:07:47,910 We'd go through counseling, you know, we'd wait a period, and then... We'd 1121 01:07:47,910 --> 01:07:48,910 come out and do it anyway. 1122 01:07:49,070 --> 01:07:53,270 Exactly. You know, you could think that you've cured us, and we'll make you 1123 01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:57,850 believe that, but you can't cure somebody who has nothing wrong with 1124 01:07:58,270 --> 01:07:59,730 Don't feel guilty about this. 1125 01:08:00,010 --> 01:08:01,450 I mean, it's not your fault. We love you. 1126 01:08:01,970 --> 01:08:05,630 I mean, we weren't morons like every other loser that's done this. I mean, we 1127 01:08:05,630 --> 01:08:08,750 weren't a bunch of fuckos and retards who were just starving for attention. 1128 01:08:08,970 --> 01:08:09,970 We fooled everybody. 1129 01:08:10,210 --> 01:08:12,250 I mean, even if we hadn't. 1130 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:14,240 Could you blame them for not noticing? 1131 01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:18,700 I mean, who wants to think that their son, their student, their classmate, 1132 01:08:18,700 --> 01:08:23,180 peer, their employee is going to do something like that? There are no 1133 01:08:23,220 --> 01:08:25,500 And you're all going to look for them, but you're not going to find them. 1134 01:08:25,779 --> 01:08:29,580 So fuck you. Fuck that. Fuck the reasons. There are none. 1135 01:08:30,180 --> 01:08:37,060 This isn't our fault. I mean, you made me what 1136 01:08:37,060 --> 01:08:38,060 I am. 1137 01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:42,479 For years, I've been tormented by all of you assholes. 1138 01:08:43,279 --> 01:08:48,560 Okay? I was called a faggot for walking down the hall in school in a shirt that 1139 01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:50,220 came from fucking J .C. Penney. 1140 01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,560 It's a fucking shirt. Who the fuck cares? 1141 01:08:53,460 --> 01:08:59,359 In Europe, in the medieval times, if somebody insulted somebody, you know, 1142 01:08:59,359 --> 01:09:02,819 whipped out your fucking sword and you dueled them and you killed them. 1143 01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:06,979 And... Make no mistake, we've been insulted. 1144 01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:09,819 Now it's time for the duel. 1145 01:09:11,420 --> 01:09:14,700 I know that this will be my last day. 1146 01:09:15,700 --> 01:09:22,540 Zero day is my last day, but that one day, I'm going to live more 1147 01:09:22,540 --> 01:09:26,660 fully than anyone has lived in their entire lives. 1148 01:09:27,760 --> 01:09:31,200 We will be more powerful than God. 1149 01:09:32,340 --> 01:09:33,700 We're going to be God. 1150 01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,439 No mistake about that. 1151 01:09:37,020 --> 01:09:38,439 Will be fucking God. 1152 01:09:38,779 --> 01:09:41,279 I mean we decide who lives and who dies. 1153 01:09:41,740 --> 01:09:46,460 Anybody who manages to get out. Years from now their fucking puny little life 1154 01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:47,960 going to have meaning. And they're going to thank us. 1155 01:09:48,319 --> 01:09:50,979 Because they're going to think that God spared their lives. 1156 01:09:51,340 --> 01:09:56,580 It's too bad that this is what we have to do. But we're doing it so. 1157 01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:02,760 And don't waste this opportunity. Don't just say that these people's lives were 1158 01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:04,780 lost for nothing. 1159 01:10:05,300 --> 01:10:06,300 Because. 1160 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:13,300 Stupid, just wake up. We're not trying to waste anybody's life. We're trying to 1161 01:10:13,300 --> 01:10:15,080 show people what they should value. 1162 01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:21,160 Respect and love your fellow man. I mean, it might seem like we're 1163 01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:25,180 for saying these kind of things because we're not, or at least you don't think 1164 01:10:25,180 --> 01:10:28,820 we're doing that. But we're doing the most respectful, most loving thing we 1165 01:10:28,820 --> 01:10:29,820 do right now. 1166 01:10:31,340 --> 01:10:32,340 We're all animals. 1167 01:10:33,340 --> 01:10:34,860 And eventually we'll all die out. 1168 01:10:36,220 --> 01:10:37,620 So enjoy it while you can. 1169 01:10:38,710 --> 01:10:39,710 One more thing. 1170 01:10:40,190 --> 01:10:44,510 I have a safety deposit box at the First National Bank. I hereby bequeath it to 1171 01:10:44,510 --> 01:10:47,810 CNN and Wolf Blitzer, or any media people who want it. 1172 01:10:49,290 --> 01:10:50,290 That's it. 1173 01:10:51,990 --> 01:10:52,990 Yeah. 1174 01:10:58,380 --> 01:11:01,260 I don't want to, like, trash his computer or anything. All right, we'll 1175 01:11:01,260 --> 01:11:03,920 his computer alone, but we've got to make it look like we broke in. There's a 1176 01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:07,760 party across the street. I mean, it makes it a little different. We're not 1177 01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:09,160 egging Brad Huff's house. 1178 01:11:09,460 --> 01:11:12,800 There's still people sitting on the porch, so I don't... That won't be a 1179 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,580 problem. We'll try to go around back. 1180 01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:22,560 God. 1181 01:11:22,780 --> 01:11:24,260 Dude, camouflage really works. 1182 01:11:43,670 --> 01:11:44,670 It worked? 1183 01:11:45,610 --> 01:11:46,610 No shit. 1184 01:11:47,030 --> 01:11:52,150 All right, just, I'll be right through the window. 1185 01:11:58,970 --> 01:12:05,130 Is that the one you want? 1186 01:12:05,550 --> 01:12:07,650 Why don't we sit the bag out on the bed and we'll take everything out. 1187 01:12:07,890 --> 01:12:08,890 Here, let's do it. 1188 01:12:14,730 --> 01:12:15,950 Okay, good. No, they didn't fall out. 1189 01:12:16,630 --> 01:12:17,850 Backup shotgun, just in case. 1190 01:12:18,710 --> 01:12:20,510 Put the thing down and just take it. 1191 01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:21,830 We don't need to mess with it, right? 1192 01:12:22,390 --> 01:12:26,130 Wait, I want to see what's that. He took the indicator thing off. All right, I'm 1193 01:12:26,130 --> 01:12:27,410 going to put it back. Let's just get out of here. 1194 01:12:28,390 --> 01:12:31,810 I don't want to get my brain blown out before zero day. 1195 01:12:32,610 --> 01:12:34,170 Okay, can we leave now? 1196 01:12:34,630 --> 01:12:37,450 Wait, wait, we just did... Relax, hold on, hold on. Take a breath. 1197 01:12:38,170 --> 01:12:40,710 Relax. We're okay. No problems here. 1198 01:12:41,010 --> 01:12:42,290 We got everything we came for. 1199 01:12:42,780 --> 01:12:45,480 Yeah. You know what? As for everything else, it'll take them a while. I'm 1200 01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:46,480 writing Chris a note. 1201 01:12:47,780 --> 01:12:48,780 Why? 1202 01:12:49,460 --> 01:12:52,860 I... No, you're gonna fuck everything up. Don't leave a note. What if he finds 1203 01:12:52,860 --> 01:12:53,860 it before it's time? 1204 01:12:55,380 --> 01:12:58,040 Is the next card okay? Or an old thank you note envelope? 1205 01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:59,400 Yeah. Oh, right here. 1206 01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:01,700 Just something that's... Right here. 1207 01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:03,480 Chris. 1208 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,020 What am I gonna say? 1209 01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:08,280 Uh, sorry we stole your guns. Needed it for our secret plan. 1210 01:13:08,820 --> 01:13:11,040 We stole your guns. We need it for a movie. 1211 01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:17,710 Yeah. Hope you had fun at 1212 01:13:17,710 --> 01:13:20,390 your... Your mama's. 1213 01:13:21,030 --> 01:13:22,030 Mama's. 1214 01:13:23,550 --> 01:13:27,650 Stay here. When I pull up, bring the stuff out. I'll be back in two minutes. 1215 01:13:28,030 --> 01:13:29,310 That would not be him. 1216 01:13:29,790 --> 01:13:31,230 Hi. Hi. 1217 01:13:31,630 --> 01:13:32,630 What's up, Dylan? 1218 01:13:32,770 --> 01:13:33,890 Just making a little video. 1219 01:13:34,230 --> 01:13:35,230 Of the neighbors? 1220 01:13:35,470 --> 01:13:36,470 Yeah. 1221 01:13:41,710 --> 01:13:42,710 Give me the camera. 1222 01:13:44,850 --> 01:13:45,890 Oh, my God. 1223 01:13:46,150 --> 01:13:48,170 Pick it up. Hurry up. We don't have time for this. Let's go. 1224 01:13:48,670 --> 01:13:49,670 Take it. 1225 01:13:50,510 --> 01:13:51,510 Oh, my God. 1226 01:13:57,650 --> 01:14:00,390 Did we just... 1227 01:14:39,730 --> 01:14:41,890 I'm nervous as all fuck today. 1228 01:14:43,590 --> 01:14:45,130 Want to make sure we have everything. 1229 01:14:47,050 --> 01:14:48,050 Alright. 1230 01:14:49,730 --> 01:14:53,190 I don't think I can tell you how nervous I am. That's you. 1231 01:14:53,450 --> 01:14:54,830 Be careful with that. 1232 01:14:59,130 --> 01:15:01,770 Here are the .45 and the carbine. 1233 01:15:02,410 --> 01:15:04,310 Who takes the Glock? I take the Glock. 1234 01:15:04,550 --> 01:15:05,550 Do you want it? 1235 01:15:06,610 --> 01:15:09,290 It's not going to start taping again. It's not going to tape over what we did. 1236 01:15:09,370 --> 01:15:10,370 It's not going to erase anything. 1237 01:15:10,590 --> 01:15:11,590 No. You're sure? 1238 01:15:12,270 --> 01:15:13,410 You started a fresh spot? 1239 01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:15,330 Fresh spot, yeah. 1240 01:15:15,610 --> 01:15:16,610 Alright, good. 1241 01:15:17,330 --> 01:15:18,330 What are you doing? 1242 01:15:19,690 --> 01:15:20,690 Dude, 1243 01:15:25,150 --> 01:15:28,210 I want you to know, like, I couldn't have done this with anyone else. 1244 01:15:28,730 --> 01:15:33,360 Like, I don't know what What would have happened to me if we hadn't been 1245 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:34,360 friends? 1246 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,980 I don't think that I 1247 01:15:38,980 --> 01:15:45,500 could have done this 1248 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:51,720 without anybody else 1249 01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:54,800 either. 1250 01:15:56,280 --> 01:15:57,280 Ready? 1251 01:15:59,980 --> 01:16:06,560 Get this shit done Keep the tires and light the fires 1252 01:16:42,620 --> 01:16:43,780 911, what's your emergency? 1253 01:16:44,220 --> 01:16:46,080 Yeah, I think there's a shooting at my school. 1254 01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:49,600 We have units on the way. Do you see any perpetrators, the men with the guns? 1255 01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:50,860 No, not really. 1256 01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:54,100 Can you tell me where you are? 1257 01:16:55,060 --> 01:16:58,000 How many people? Can you see the perpetrators? Can you see the guys with 1258 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,180 guns? Are you inside or outside? 1259 01:17:01,660 --> 01:17:02,660 Shots fired. 1260 01:17:03,420 --> 01:17:04,820 Hello? Shots fired. 1261 01:17:06,140 --> 01:17:07,140 Hello? 1262 01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:08,960 Hello? 1263 01:17:09,180 --> 01:17:10,180 Hello? 1264 01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:12,240 Can you pick up? 1265 01:17:12,470 --> 01:17:16,170 Hello? Can you tell me where you are? Can you tell me where you are? 1266 01:17:18,170 --> 01:17:19,170 Where are you at? 1267 01:17:22,310 --> 01:17:27,630 Did you see her fall? 1268 01:17:28,630 --> 01:17:34,730 I think they're dead. It really doesn't matter now. They're gonna die. There's 1269 01:17:34,730 --> 01:17:35,730 two people. 1270 01:17:36,330 --> 01:17:37,330 Male. 1271 01:17:38,070 --> 01:17:39,110 There's two shooters, male. 1272 01:17:41,530 --> 01:17:42,710 Hello, can you pick up? 1273 01:17:43,850 --> 01:17:46,350 It's our little buddy. How you doing, little buddy? 1274 01:17:47,270 --> 01:17:50,470 Come on. No, hold up, hold up. We got a phone call here. 1275 01:17:50,810 --> 01:17:52,750 Hold on. Any last words? 1276 01:17:53,030 --> 01:17:53,909 Come on. 1277 01:17:53,910 --> 01:17:56,050 Andre. Perpetrator's name is Andre. 1278 01:17:58,690 --> 01:17:59,690 Andre? 1279 01:18:00,010 --> 01:18:01,010 Andre? 1280 01:18:01,430 --> 01:18:02,430 Can you pick up? 1281 01:18:02,790 --> 01:18:03,790 Hey, everybody! 1282 01:18:06,070 --> 01:18:07,070 Hi. 1283 01:18:07,510 --> 01:18:09,710 Several people in the room. 1284 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,620 Shut up! 1285 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:33,680 Shots fired, shots fired. 1286 01:18:46,090 --> 01:18:47,510 Can you hear me, Andre? 1287 01:18:52,070 --> 01:18:53,510 Andre, can you pick up? 1288 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,280 One of 1289 01:19:54,280 --> 01:20:02,280 the 1290 01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:03,640 victims talking to a perpetrator. 1291 01:20:05,580 --> 01:20:06,580 What? 1292 01:20:15,690 --> 01:20:16,690 You're still alive. 1293 01:20:16,930 --> 01:20:18,830 One of the victims is trying to reason with him. 1294 01:20:22,370 --> 01:20:23,370 Stop. 1295 01:20:24,230 --> 01:20:26,530 You want me to stop? 1296 01:20:51,710 --> 01:20:52,790 Perpetrators indicate a pistol. 1297 01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:55,990 There's more than one weapon. 1298 01:20:57,410 --> 01:20:58,530 There's more than one weapon. 1299 01:20:59,110 --> 01:21:00,110 Cal, look. 1300 01:21:00,590 --> 01:21:01,590 It's Greg. 1301 01:21:02,730 --> 01:21:03,730 Greg, 1302 01:21:03,930 --> 01:21:06,490 sit down, man. Sit down and relax. 1303 01:21:08,330 --> 01:21:09,970 Sir. I like that. 1304 01:21:11,010 --> 01:21:14,550 I can't kill you. You're too pathetic. 1305 01:21:15,630 --> 01:21:17,770 You're going to live today, man. You're going to live. 1306 01:21:22,250 --> 01:21:23,530 Several shops, rapid fire. 1307 01:21:27,110 --> 01:21:28,110 Hey! 1308 01:21:33,070 --> 01:21:35,370 Hey look! It's another guy behind the couch! 1309 01:21:36,070 --> 01:21:38,150 There's a victim behind the couch. Nothing? 1310 01:21:38,410 --> 01:21:39,410 Not even a hook? 1311 01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:59,540 He totally went back in his fucking bag. 1312 01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:01,280 One of the victims has escaped. 1313 01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:05,840 The male victim has left the room. He may be coming out. 1314 01:22:06,440 --> 01:22:07,620 He should be coming out. 1315 01:22:11,340 --> 01:22:12,740 Oh, look. He fell. 1316 01:22:16,740 --> 01:22:17,740 How you doing, buddy? 1317 01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:21,640 Andre, can you pick up? 1318 01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:23,840 Andre? 1319 01:22:26,540 --> 01:22:27,840 Hello, can you pick up? 1320 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:32,480 Weapons loaded. 1321 01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:37,120 Andre? 1322 01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:40,180 Can you pick up? 1323 01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:45,480 There's absolutely nobody left in here. 1324 01:22:51,690 --> 01:22:52,950 Anybody else alive in here? 1325 01:22:53,770 --> 01:22:54,770 Just us. 1326 01:22:54,890 --> 01:22:56,630 Perpetrators indicating no one in the room. 1327 01:22:56,890 --> 01:22:57,890 Yeah, we said it. 1328 01:22:58,450 --> 01:23:00,670 Perpetrators indicate no one in the room alive. 1329 01:23:04,070 --> 01:23:05,330 Hello, can you pick up? 1330 01:23:07,290 --> 01:23:08,290 Andre? 1331 01:23:09,030 --> 01:23:10,030 Can you pick up? 1332 01:23:12,810 --> 01:23:13,810 Andre? 1333 01:23:17,010 --> 01:23:18,010 Open, empty. 1334 01:23:22,990 --> 01:23:24,450 Andre, can you pick up? 1335 01:23:24,930 --> 01:23:30,630 Look out there. 1336 01:23:32,070 --> 01:23:33,890 That is a lot of fucking cops. 1337 01:23:34,170 --> 01:23:39,290 Come on, let's go get a couple. You're talking about shooting and responding 1338 01:23:39,290 --> 01:23:40,290 units? 1339 01:23:40,610 --> 01:23:42,110 Come on, let's go. 1340 01:23:42,350 --> 01:23:43,590 One perpetrator is apprehensive. 1341 01:23:43,890 --> 01:23:44,890 I'm done. 1342 01:23:45,470 --> 01:23:48,910 How are you done? I'm not done. 1343 01:23:56,140 --> 01:24:03,020 It's all right. Would you rather get shot by cops or by 1344 01:24:03,020 --> 01:24:04,019 yourself? 1345 01:24:04,020 --> 01:24:05,280 Am I on attempted suicide? 1346 01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:06,920 Yes, you're right. 1347 01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:08,200 Am I on attempted suicide? 1348 01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:10,740 You guess or you know. 1349 01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:12,780 I know. I'm talking about suicide. 1350 01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:15,219 You're right. 1351 01:24:15,220 --> 01:24:16,380 I'm talking about suicide. 1352 01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:18,740 Yeah. Andre? 1353 01:24:19,820 --> 01:24:21,220 Andre? I'm Adam. 1354 01:24:21,540 --> 01:24:23,480 Andre, can you pick up the phone? 1355 01:24:27,860 --> 01:24:28,860 Andre, 1356 01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:32,460 we can work this out. Can you pick up the line? 1357 01:24:36,620 --> 01:24:37,620 All right. 1358 01:24:37,680 --> 01:24:38,680 Andre, can you answer? 1359 01:24:39,420 --> 01:24:40,500 Hey, Andre, where are you? 1360 01:24:42,860 --> 01:24:43,860 Andre, where are you? 1361 01:24:45,940 --> 01:24:48,420 One. I think they're going to do it. Two. Wait. 1362 01:24:50,660 --> 01:24:53,400 I can't do it. 1363 01:24:54,660 --> 01:24:55,660 Andre's apprehensive. 1364 01:24:55,860 --> 01:24:57,040 I just can't do it. 1365 01:24:57,340 --> 01:24:58,580 One perpetrator is apprehensive. 1366 01:25:01,460 --> 01:25:02,460 Andre. Andre. 1367 01:25:03,220 --> 01:25:05,200 I can't. We can get you out of this, Andre. 1368 01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:08,760 Andre, I can get you out of this. Just pick up the phone. 1369 01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:12,840 Andre. Andre, I just can't do it. Andre, we'll get you out. 1370 01:25:13,660 --> 01:25:16,280 You don't have to think about it. It doesn't have to be this way. I can't do 1371 01:25:16,380 --> 01:25:18,560 Andre, we can get you out of here. 1372 01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:20,700 Andre, 1373 01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:23,120 can you answer? 1374 01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:24,440 Give me a yes. 1375 01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:26,780 Yes. Andre, we can get you out of this. 1376 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,040 One, two, 1377 01:25:29,720 --> 01:25:30,720 three, 1378 01:25:33,480 --> 01:25:37,240 go? Or one, two, go? 1379 01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:40,320 Like one, two, three, go? 1380 01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:43,580 Do we shoot on four or do we shoot on three? I can get you out of this. Just 1381 01:25:43,580 --> 01:25:46,600 pick up the phone. Everybody shoots on four. So it's like one, two, three, 1382 01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:47,720 shoot. 1383 01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:50,900 They're agreeing on the numbers. One, two, three, bang. 1384 01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:54,860 One, two, three, bang? Not one, two, bang. Okay, gotcha. 1385 01:25:57,290 --> 01:25:58,610 Andre? One. 1386 01:25:59,790 --> 01:26:00,790 Andre? Two. 1387 01:26:01,570 --> 01:26:03,890 We can get you out of this. Why don't you pick up the phone? 1388 01:26:05,970 --> 01:26:06,970 Shots fired. 1389 01:26:12,230 --> 01:26:13,250 Perpetrators may be down. 1390 01:26:21,770 --> 01:26:22,830 Open your window. Open your window. 1391 01:26:35,950 --> 01:26:36,950 Fucking media. 1392 01:26:38,370 --> 01:26:39,730 Take that all over the place. 1393 01:26:39,970 --> 01:26:43,290 Yo, we're gonna be on the other side, guys. It's not even like... Those guys 1394 01:26:43,290 --> 01:26:46,510 can't see anything where we're going. They're just gonna hear about it in the 1395 01:26:46,510 --> 01:26:48,370 morning. Is that them? 1396 01:26:48,590 --> 01:26:49,568 Wait, where? 1397 01:26:49,570 --> 01:26:51,190 Right there, right there. See over there? 1398 01:26:51,470 --> 01:26:53,030 Right there. See those crosses? 1399 01:26:54,370 --> 01:26:55,510 All 14 of them. 1400 01:26:56,590 --> 01:26:57,670 You guys got everything? 1401 01:26:57,990 --> 01:27:01,210 We got them. 1402 01:27:02,490 --> 01:27:03,530 This is the first one. 1403 01:27:04,340 --> 01:27:07,620 Yeah, they don't go to school here. I don't know who all of them are. 1404 01:27:08,140 --> 01:27:09,140 I don't know. 1405 01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:12,500 That's right. 1406 01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:13,960 Right here. 1407 01:27:14,100 --> 01:27:15,120 That's Jason. 1408 01:27:15,660 --> 01:27:16,660 No, that's not him. 1409 01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:20,400 Oh, I don't know. Guys, let's be a little more respectful, all right? 1410 01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:22,380 I don't know who they are. 1411 01:27:23,100 --> 01:27:24,100 Oh, my. 1412 01:27:25,140 --> 01:27:27,380 No. Guys, what's that noise? It's getting louder. 1413 01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:29,200 Is this your light? 1414 01:27:29,740 --> 01:27:32,260 What's the good thing about killing what? 1415 01:27:38,670 --> 01:27:44,430 Whoa, this one's... What, what, what? It's one of those refrigerators. Did you 1416 01:27:44,430 --> 01:27:45,750 see anybody there? No, nobody. 1417 01:27:45,990 --> 01:27:46,889 You sure? 1418 01:27:46,890 --> 01:27:47,890 Can I find them? 1419 01:27:48,010 --> 01:27:49,550 They're right here, man. There they are. 1420 01:27:50,170 --> 01:27:54,410 Look, people wrote shit all over it. We love you, Andre. We are praying for you. 1421 01:27:54,410 --> 01:27:55,410 What's this bullshit? 1422 01:27:55,470 --> 01:27:57,810 Go douse that one. Hold on. Go fucking douse that. 1423 01:27:58,050 --> 01:27:58,889 Hold on. 1424 01:27:58,890 --> 01:27:59,890 Soak it, soak it good. 1425 01:28:07,990 --> 01:28:09,450 They're going to fucking burn good. 1426 01:28:11,470 --> 01:28:14,370 One, two, three. Get them up. Okay. 1427 01:28:16,850 --> 01:28:17,850 Oh, yeah. 1428 01:28:18,150 --> 01:28:19,150 Burn, you bastards. 1429 01:28:22,310 --> 01:28:23,990 Burn in hell, motherfuckers. 1430 01:28:25,730 --> 01:28:29,470 Burn. Come on, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's get the hell out of 1431 01:28:29,470 --> 01:28:30,470 here. 1432 01:28:34,170 --> 01:28:35,170 Get this shit. 1433 01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:36,520 Look at that shit fucking burn. 1434 01:28:36,940 --> 01:28:40,680 Nice. Nice. Okay, go. Go. I got it. Get that? 1435 01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:43,640 That's your soul's on fire, man. 1436 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:02,480 Have you ever felt such glory? 1437 01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:04,960 Maybe in a... 1438 01:29:17,700 --> 01:29:24,260 I wish that I could feel like nothing's wrong 1439 01:29:48,300 --> 01:29:49,720 the peak of the 1440 01:30:36,590 --> 01:30:38,850 Be careful of where you're walking. 1441 01:30:39,250 --> 01:30:42,430 Be aware of what you're wanting. 1442 01:30:43,030 --> 01:30:46,590 Do you believe you can be strong? 1443 01:30:50,070 --> 01:30:55,450 We can burn it all down and spread that fire. 1444 01:31:07,690 --> 01:31:10,310 Red stems and thorns are shooting. 1445 01:31:10,950 --> 01:31:14,610 What are we doing standing here? 1446 01:31:17,530 --> 01:31:24,350 Everyone I know is reaching for 1447 01:31:24,350 --> 01:31:26,110 the peak of the... 1448 01:31:43,980 --> 01:31:44,980 Thank you. 107498

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