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I've taken enough of your lip. Oh!

You guys... My robot!

Do what you will. They're all dead, buddy.

No!

We can be quick about this.

Give me the tripod.

It's in the trunk.

Spread them, boys.

You want me to hold it?

Okay.

Hold still.

Attention! Stop!

One, two, three.

My name is Andre Kriegman. And I am Cal Gabriel.

One, two, three, go.

And we are the Army of Two!

This is our high school, located in our town.

It is our worst enemy.

It is our nemesis.

Fuck. What's next?

Okay. There will be a series of missions followed by a final big -ass mission

called... ZERO DAY!

That's it.

We're done now, right?

Yeah.

God, I hate this fucking school.

I hate it.

These are the best years of your life, Andre.

The Army of Two has a myriad of supply depots all over the place. This one's in

my closet.

Probably about three, two or three meters of underwater burnt, underwater

fuse. CO2 canisters for BB guns.

Los Buletos de Mexico.

22 caliber.

These are generally used for rifles and sometimes pistols.

Aguila. Christina Aguila.

Shotgun shell.

Want to get a close up of that?

12 gauge.

One of the most fun things we got here. This will make a boom that will blow

your socks off.

Bottle of rockets right here.

Going to have some real fun with these tonight.

Fake ID for if we need to skip the country.

Fake passport right here.

Fake social security card. 20 Peruvian dollars. That will probably buy us a

stick of gum or something.

Alright, we should probably start getting going now.

Let's rock and roll.

Why are you even bothering taping? You're not going to see anything.

I got night vision.

Give me a look on your face.

Say something official sounding.

We officially declare war.

Mission one.

Do we have like M -80s or something a little more interesting?

What are we? Nah, man. This isn't like ceremonial.

We'll blow the big shit up.

We'll blow the big shit up later.

It's better to just keep a low profile. You know it.

You mean you don't want anger management?

If I can help it, no.

Check that out.

Look at that.

Tell me that doesn't look like you're a fucking ghost or something.

One, two, three.

Let the countdown begin.

I didn't know what we were going to say.

Let the countdown begin.

Whoa.

Heads up.

That was good.

It was alright.

What do you mean, alright?

What are you talking about? That was great.

So everyone's asleep in my house now.

Alright. So this is the first entry in my

zero -day video diary.

Everything is planned so methodically.

It's just going to be... It's going to be... Unreal.

It's going to be... It's going to be beautiful.

It's so weird looking at yourself on video.

It's like this is an eye. It's weird how it actually looks like a machine's

pupil.

I'm staring right at you.

through the tape and right at you.

We're gonna leave you all behind to stick in the mud that Andre and I have

made.

And we're gonna walk away.

Hey, we... We see more than you do. We...

Hi guys!

Happy birthday, Andre!

Happy birthday!

I hope that's what you wanted.

Yeah, exactly.

Good cake there.

Good cake, but how about good camera?

The guy at the store said that little, what do you call that thing, that little

screen on the side there, that apparently gives you a better picture.

I don't think that's really accurate.

No, no, that's not true at all.

So anyway, are you happy with your camera?

You think it'll do?

No, Dad, I want you to take it back right now. Of course. They don't do it

now. Excellent.

Well, they will when I tell them to.

Trail. Trail.

Yeah, hit the button.

All right, no, check that out. Let me see the camera.

Ask us what we're doing tonight, everyone.

What are you doing tonight, everyone?

No, seriously, no. Now that I have you on tape, what are you up to tonight?

Well, you know, figured, uh, buy some weed and go to a kegger. I don't know.

What do you think? Say that again, please.

No, not weed. LSD.

Oh, you know.

Why don't you try ecstasy while you're at it? Heroin. Oh, ecstasy. Nah, we're

done with that.

That's an introductory joke. No, seriously. Okay, seriously. Are you

or are you staying in, or what's the matter? We're just going to go out and

stuff, you know.

We're no Brad Hux here. Okay, Brad Hux.

Okay. Captain of the wrestling team. Everyone thinks he's like... That says

all. Everyone thinks he's like a god.

This kid.

Like drinks and drives.

And the cops pull him over all the time.

But somehow they never take away his license or his stupid Range Rover.

I hate that car.

You know, I hate to be the guy to break it to you on the 18th birthday of all

days. But life isn't always fair, you know.

Just because he gets away with something and he's a bad guy, you know, sometimes

you do good things and it goes fully unnoticed as well.

Gee, that's a major mood booster right there. Who needs Prozac when I got you?

What do you want me to say? It's true sometimes.

Don't sit there now and try to figure it out because you're wasting your time.

You're not getting anywhere.

And I can't even see you.

Now I can.

Well, thank you for breaking the news gently.

Oh, listen, I waited long enough.

18 years.

See?

He's, you know, and then he goes around town and tells everybody what a smart

guy he is.

It's nothing could be further from the truth. Thank you.

No problem.

Now you see what I have to put up with.

Well,

yeah, those would be the best years of your life.

I think we better go now.

You think so?

Mind if we, uh, vamoose?

No, no, go ahead, go ahead.

I, okay.

Thank you, guys.

Big hug for the camera.

Get out of here if you want to come back.

Alright, let's get out of here.

This is a pretty lame party.

I'm just not good at parties.

Are you happy with the camera?

It's not the one I wanted.

I mean, when they say, what do you want for your birthday, and you give them a

certain model, and then they just go out and get something else.

Hey! What are you doing out here?

What's up, Chris?

Nothing much.

Where'd you get that thing? Let me show you. A parent got it for me for my

birthday. That's a pretty cool effect on it.

I'm tripping!

So what's up?

Nothing much. What's up with you?

How's everything?

Nothing much.

I don't know how many people your age are going to show up.

Yeah, we probably won't stick around too much longer.

Dude, what time is it?

Yeah,

you know, there's white Russians in the freezer.

Yeah, I saw that.

So happy birthday. Thank you.

Maria's sister has a lot of really hot friends.

None of them wear panties.

You know.

How do you know they're not wearing panties?

Because they had clothing on. It was so tight and revealing.

Alright, we're going to head out now.

So, see you later. Thanks for letting us drop by.

Do you still shoot?

Not much.

Do you mind if we tag along next time you go?

Yeah. That would be very cool. We could shoot some stuffed animals.

Yeah, sure. If your parents think it's alright.

We'll convince them.

I'm going to call them.

Yeah, of course you will.

But yeah, absolutely, next time I go.

I want to go. I haven't been in like a year.

All right, cool.

All right, great. Well, see you later then. Hey, goodbye.

I'll see all you later.

All right.

Yeah.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, God.

What? I can smell it from here already.

What? I can't smell it yet.

Dude, that's disgusting.

I can't even get that fucking bag open.

Damn.

Want a sniff?

No. How long have they been there?

About six weeks.

All right, well, I guess I should explain our first act of war.

Basically, Brad Huff, the biggest shithead motherfucker the world has ever

He's everything we hate.

In one, one trusty, handy little form.

We're gonna pelt that ugly, ugly piece of shit Range Rover of his with some

six -week -old eggs.

Life isn't fair, so we gotta even the score a little.

That's not Brad Huff's house.

Nope.

This is gonna be awesome, man.

It'll be alright, yeah.

What do you mean, alright?

This is gonna be great.

It would be better if we had shotguns, maybe.

Ding dong.

Hi, Mrs. Huff. Can we speak to Brad?

Is Brad home?

Bradley, honey.

Some friends of yours are here.

Then he comes downstairs.

What the fuck do you pussies want?

I want you dead, bitch.

Bang. Bang.

There it is. Where's his Land Rover?

Fuck. It's not here. You want to break into the garage and see what's in there?

And risk getting caught and arrested for breaking and entering and screwing up

the whole campaign?

No.

No. We stick to plan B. That's we egg the house.

What if that's him?

What are you stopping at, motherfucker?

All right. We got about seven minutes until 12 o 'clock. We do it exactly at

We stick to the timetable. We got to start learning to stick to the

Dude, I can smell this shit from outside the bag.

I can smell it walking down the street.

We're going to have to get new bags after this.

No, we'll just... Or like a gallon of that Febreze shit.

Febreze. That's what I was going to say.

Now we wait.

What time is it?

We have ten seconds.

Okay, good. Ready?

Yeah. What now, Brad?

Alright, hurry up.

And the windup.

Dude, let's get the fuck out of here now.

Dude,

that was so fucking awesome.

Did we win that?

Yeah, it's like an honest list day.

Mission successful!

Why are we running still?

I don't know.

In order to make sure that the covert actions of the Army of Two remain

we're starting up a security protocol that starts now.

If you think about it, anybody who's done anything like this in the past has

a website up, or they've done something stupid to attract attention to

themselves. Most of the time, that's all they wanted was attention.

We're not like that.

See, these people, they didn't understand that if you had hit lists

people's names on them, that people wouldn't come down on you, like gang

a maximum security prison.

You gotta take a minute and you gotta think about things.

If you're doing something like this, it's a military procedure. That's why

the army of two, not the group of assholes with guns.

These people are so fucking stupid, it's not even funny. I mean, if it were me,

I would get them all in a room together, and I would just spray them with raid

like ants, except like human raid.

Okay?

Now you might be thinking, well, hey, they're taping this, so of course they

want it to be found. And you're right, we do want it to be found. Since you're

watching this now.

Exactly.

We don't want it to be found until we're ready.

We've decided that we're going to set up a safety deposit box. Now, as many of

you know, safety deposit boxes cannot be legally opened by anybody except the

owner unless the owner dies.

When we're done, we're going to bequeath all of our information to a third

-party source, probably media.

What are the top three media people that you would enjoy willing this to?

Okay, number one.

Peter Jennings. Number two, Dan Rather.

And number three, Wolf Blitzer.

That's what I say.

Alright,

we're here.

You're going to have to turn that off for when we go inside because they're

going to let you have that.

We are on location now in the bank security, bank privacy room, security

privacy room, whatever.

And we are now going to put in the first set of record tapes to make sure

that Mommy doesn't find them under the bed.

Hello?

Hi, Mom.

Um, right now? Well, I'm with Cal.

Yeah, well, I'll be home for dinner.

Mom, I said I was going to be home for dinner. I'm going to be home for dinner.

All right, bye.

So, that is that on top of that, isn't it?

So they really can't get in there? They can't get in. They can't touch us now.

They have no access to these tapes once they're sealed back up there. No one can

open them except for me.

Here, you want to look in the box and like... You want to touch it, Tab? Do

want to touch it, big boy?

Here.

Touch my, my box.

Come on.

Touch it. Really.

Touch it. Touch it.

You want to feel any questions that our viewers may have?

Hey, how you doing? This is just for posterity here.

Here we go.

You should have come when we did the uppers. It's no fun doing the lowers.

Why not?

What's the difference?

Then you get them smiling with all those braces on and then they come out and

they're nice and shiny.

You should have gotten them when we started where the teeth are so messy.

I know, I missed it. So long, braces.

Bye -bye braces, goodbye.

All

I'm

doing is squeezing the brace and then I'm going to rinse it off.

We're going to get Calvin his own little retainer.

There you go.

You look a little better after that.

No, not like this. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

They're straight.

I can't even believe it.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

You're cool.

Okay. Was it worth the many years of... Years of trips here? Yeah.

It was worth it.

Hello.

and welcome to today's episode of Home Gun Review.

Well, today we're going to teach you how to make a big gun small and easier to

conceal. Come on in.

These days, anytime an 18 -year -old wants to gear up, you've got some 60

-old loser sitting in the gun store saying, hmm, why does this 18 -year -old

want to gear up? And so we found a not -so -clever solution to this problem.

It is a long dilemma.

You see, there's so many guns just lying around.

Why draw attention to yourself by buying new ones?

My dad taught me how to hunt when I was a wee young lad.

And he always made me wait downstairs so that I didn't know where he was getting

the guns and where the key was.

Truth be told, I've known where the key was since the fifth grade. I was just

humoring him.

Here she is.

All right, let's check out the others.

Here we have Standard 22, Lever Action.

Personally, I'm not a big fan.

Next, we have the Pride of the Old West here.

20 -gauge, double -barrel shotgun.

Cool.

Now, in the time I've done that and closed it up, three football players

tackled me and bashed my head in with a chair.

Not good.

Single -action pistol.

It's all right. I mean, if you want to rob someone, I guess.

Your POS -25 caliber little pistol.

This thing...

Couldn't kill someone if you shot point -blank range at their eye.

This.

It's right here.

This is like the dirty, hairy fucking gun right here.

I like that.

Right there.

This is probably one of my favorite guns.

I call her Milena.

Okay, what are you doing?

I am preparing the tool.

Oh. For... to apply this. Come on, Mel. Mel, get out of here.

This is what I call the short skirt from Milena right here.

This is an illegally modified sock.

Why is it illegal?

Because it's illegal to make a weapon more concealable, because you have to

special licenses for concealed weapons.

Fortunately, with our intents and purposes, we don't really need to worry

the legality of anything.

No one cares when you order a stock.

And why do they not care, you ask? Because it's a piece of wood.

That's it.

My best time so far is 64 seconds. I want to be able to do it at a moment's

notice because we never know when zero day is coming.

Go.

Done. 54 seconds. Hell yes!

It's gonna stay in my dad's closet with the long skirt on for as long as it

needs to, indefinitely if it has to. No one ever has to know or no one ever will

know that I've made the short skirt unless I tell them.

And then, think about it, this sucker goes on 54 seconds.

54 seconds is all it takes.

For me to be able to hide this sucker, come after you. Thank you for visiting

on this edition of Home Gun Show Review.

For Andre and Cal, goodnight.

Hey. Don't tell Dad, okay?

Kermay. You're the fraud.

No, I'm not Kermit.

Bike.

Bike.

Ebenezer B.

Hannibal.

You're walking on someone!

It's alright, they're kids.

Aww.

Is that a kid? Look, it's Willy.

Hi, Willy.

What are we doing? We're just making fun of dead people.

I like that name, Lillian. That's a cool name.

I don't think I like the last name Tomlinson, though, because there's this

who, um... See, I don't want to go telling another story of when Cal got

up. By a Lillian?

No, it wasn't by a Lillian. It was by a Tomlinson.

So he was a big, mean fifth grader?

No, no, no. He was like an eighth grader.

Where's the fun in that? I mean, I wouldn't even have beaten up a fifth

if I was an eighth grader.

Yes, you would have.

Andre's the violent one, not me.

I just heard you say Andre's violent.

I didn't say that. He's not violent either.

I don't know. Sometimes the way he talks about people and just...

interacts with everyone is just a little... You mean like you?

Not me all the time.

He's just a little offbeat and a little strange.

What, do you think he's a bad influence on me, Mom?

Well, he doesn't like you either, so it's okay.

That's all right. I don't really mind that much. It's just that, I don't know,

you hang out with him a lot, and I just don't want you kind of becoming like

him.

Why? What do you think is him?

He has a lot of anger.

Problems or just anger in general?

Well, he probably has anger because he has problems that I don't know about,

know, but... No, it isn't like his dad doesn't beat him or anything like that.

I didn't... Like, I'm your friend and all, and he's your friend, so he should

least try and be semi -courteous to me, but he's really not.

He's a dick?

Yeah, a lot of the time.

I guess I just never conflict with him.

Who would you consider the leader of the Andre Cal army of two?

Is it me or Andre?

Andre. You think it's Andre?

I don't know. When you're with him, you're different than you are now.

How am I now?

And now you're the Cal that I've known.

for a really long time and when you're with Andre you're like Andre number two

wait why why do you think that like I'm not the he's not Cal number two and I'm

Cal number one how do you know that he isn't copying off of my my style yo

Unless you have some sort of evil locked inside that I've never seen before.

Oh, I lock it inside. Nobody sees it. I keep it from everyone.

Yeah. Does he wear boxers? It's your turn. You.

No, no, no. You get up. You get up.

And it is now my turn to do this to you.

Can you tell me why you always have to tape everything?

Because it's kind of cool.

And why do you think it's so cool?

I guess that... I don't know. Why do I take everything? I have no idea.

Come on, Cal.

I don't. I just like it.

No, it's just that Andre likes me to film girls' asses for him.

Oh, okay. I don't think that's really why you like to film things. I think

you're still hiding something, Cal.

I'm insecure and I need attention.

Are you serious?

Is that why you... Yeah, I seem really insecure to you, don't I?

Yes, Cal. Look at me, I'm... No, I don't know.

Well, maybe there is something that Andre wants you to videotape for him or

something like that.

Not necessarily everyone's ass, but maybe he's gay.

And so I'm videotaping what?

You, for him.

I want you to get out of the town, because now Andre's going to see you on

tape.

Me? I told you.

I knew you were going to show it to him. I'm not going to show it to him.

Pipe bombs make excellent anti -personnel weaponry for two reasons.

First, they're cheap and easy to manufacture.

Basically, anybody can buy the components.

And two, because they're extremely effective for their size.

Baby bomb makes a big boom.

These pipes are just normal galvanized steel.

Don't get plastic pipes because they'll just end up melting.

Don't get any more expensive metal than galvanized steel because you're just

going to blow it up.

As with building any weapon, security is key, and so you should just use common

sense. Don't get the pipes at the same place you get the caps. No need to raise

any issues or questions. Just go from store to store buying all the different

components. They're all the same.

When you're referring to making your explosives, you probably don't want to

them explosives because should someone overhear that conversation, they'll know

what's going on.

You can use a code word, really anything.

Sunglasses, wallets, peanuts, you know, it doesn't matter. You might laugh now

and say, oh, they're making peanuts, ha ha ha. That's funny.

But if you think about it, it's the only way that people aren't going to realize

what's going on.

And it could very well be the difference between success and failure.

I like to do everything step by step very orderly and efficiently.

So you take half the caps that you have and you drill holes into them.

You put those aside and don't touch those for a while.

you take fuse and you cut specific lengths you can have a longer fuse if

want to have lots of fun or you can have like a short little fuse if you want to

just have a little grenade that you throw and blow once you're done cutting

fuses you want to take the caps that you drilled and you want to insert the fuse

into the cap take the caps that you didn't drill and fasten them onto the

of the pipe now once they're all fastened you want to take the powder and

your funnel And then you want to put the powder in. There's basically two types

of gunpowder that you can use.

Smokeless powder and black powder.

Smokeless powder burns slower because it's some chemical thing that involves

smoke. But black powder burns faster and makes a bigger boom.

There's no need to spend a lot of money on the powder because all you're getting

is a different name on the jar.

It's all the same shit.

Whatever blows up faster and is cheaper is the best stuff to go with.

Don't wear a suit and tie when you're doing this stuff because...

The powder leaves black marks all over the place, as you can see, all right, on

the gloves.

We had some leak out.

It leaves it all. Now, you don't need that on your hands and on your arms and

your clothes or on your floor because then, let's say, your parents or your

friends say, hey, why do you have all those black marks on your hands and your

clothes? And you're going to be hard -pressed to make an explanation.

Shrapnel is important if you want to kill a lot of people, and it's probably

simplest ingredient because you can use pretty much anything.

We use screws here, but...

You can use whatever the hell you feel like.

Thumbtacks, nails, small caliber bullets, paper clips.

Now that you have the pipe filled up with shrapnel and powder, you take the

and you just screw it on, making sure that the fuse goes into the powder.

We've also experimented with duct taping shrapnel to the outside.

And as far as its effectiveness, we can't say anything because we're not

any of them and we won't be using them until zero day.

So if you really want to know, you might want to ask a survivor.

We've decided where the source of the other guns will be besides Andre's

which is going to be Chris. We're going to take them sometime before zero day.

I feel a little bit guilty about taking them from Chris.

But, you know, we are going to steal them from him. We're going to steal them

from him. So, like, he won't get in any sort of trouble because of that, I don't

think.

I've been thinking, and it occurs to me that a lot of people are probably going

to wonder, like, how can somebody do something like Zero Day, like what we're

going to do?

But I want to know if...

How could somebody just... How could somebody just kill themselves?

How many kids want to kill themselves and do?

You know, thousands of kids do this.

But how many of them realize that the way of the samurai is found in death?

I'm not going to leave cleanly. I'm not just going to fade out.

I'm going to make my mark and then...

It'll be my time to die. I mean, it's a lost cause when you just kill yourself,

you know.

It's almost a one in a million chance that two kids like me and Andre are, you

know, coming together.

But, you know, that's just this town's misfortune, I guess.

No, fortune. It's their fortune.

It's your fortune because you're going to be a privileged few who get

the wake -up call that we're delivering to you.

You're going to get my meeting in this really concentrated, thick, jello -y

poured all over your homes, and everybody else will just have to see it

news.

And I know you're all going to be like, I had a cousin who was in the school,

and... No, good for you.

Listen to how to tune this, everybody.

And all these little ones down here, they're like... All those, there's like

strings on here, and these down at the bottom are supposed to naturally

harmoniously to the, to the, uh... to these...

Main strings right here and I even have a broken string in here All

right, so this is pretty much mission three it's

it's like a uh Training simulation.

I guess you could call it training sim Um, it's a weapons test. We're working

with my cousin chris. He's who's our unwitting patsy and accomplice Uh, he's

gonna take us out shooting and we're gonna record it.

We're gonna kind of case his place at the same time and see where he keeps

and everything.

And I want to make this clear right now. He has no idea what's going on. He

doesn't know what we're doing and he has no knowledge of anything that's

happening. He just thinks we're going out to shoot with him. And that's

what we're doing. We're just going to shoot right now. There's nothing else

going on.

Nothing else going on.

Yeah, all right Hey,

you're both dressed for it.

I brought a bunch of stuff. I brought like bowling pin some cantaloupes We

brought we brought some a Barney look -alike a Ninja Turtle. I need you turtle

outstanding all right all right

Well

That's my friend Jamie.

He lent us a shotgun.

Right now we're going to use the 22 first.

Alright, we're out.

What are we shooting next?

We'll shoot the Lee Enfield.

You put it in like that.

Cool, though.

It's really cool.

It's loud, though.

Yeah. Well, you want to try it, Kyle?

He's a natural.

Natural fillet.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god!

Whoa! It knocked your glasses down.

You're getting a lot more steady.

Okay, who would like to try this?

Rapid,

come on.

different.

Look at how it grazed it. Look at that.

My mommy was killed by a hunter.

Now I will be too.

Pull the slide forward and it's ready to go.

And make sure you point it right at him.

Guns the best gun is my favorite It's got a lot of power and a little recoil

Is that what somebody's head looks like?

Did you get a picture of it?

Damn! Gee!

Nobody's filming you.

Why are you looking it up?

Do you ever take them out like that? Like all at once?

Yeah, sometimes.

Have all your neighbors looking?

Well, where do you get them all?

Oh, I bought them at, you know, a store.

I mean, with all my guns, but... Oh, I need to take them all back home.

I'll tell you, I'm so freaking tired.

Which gun do you think would be the best act to kill somebody with?

I don't know. They'd all pretty much kill somebody.

The eight ball is supposed to be the last colorful ball with a number on it.

Maddie, black is not colorful.

Okay, never mind. It is, though. It's the presence of all color.

That's the absence of all color.

You're having a bad idea.

No, do it this way.

Oh, that is cool.

That works so well.

You need to make some dance.

Mommy. All right, Eric, come here.

Why do old people carry canes? To skimomo you.

And what's skimomo mean?

It means they whack you with their canes.

What if all of the old people of the world united and they all took over the

world with their canes?

That's scary.

What if they whacked you and, like, cracked your skull?

No, they wouldn't get that much power. It'd have to be a lot of little.

It'd have to be a lot of old people, like, whacking you and giving you

Kind of like the birds.

They'd be like,

and you'd have little divots.

Okay, go get dressed. I'm ready for some coffee.

Read it all out, too. The Zero Day Envision Plan.

Presented by the Army of Two.

Really, one question that you guys might have had is, why do they call it Zero

Day? The people who've done this in the past have always had a predetermined

date to do it on.

May 27th or whatever.

That's kind of floppy because if you have all these plans laying around

May 27, May 27, May 27, all of it in a circle in big red ink, people are going

to say, well, what the hell is going on on May 27?

So we decided that the easiest way to do it would be for us to coordinate

everything so that we're ready at a moment's notice and then do the attack

the first day of the year that's zero degrees.

We set it up so that we wake up every day at the exact same time to the exact

same radio station, Monday through Friday.

We wake, and not counting Jewish holidays, of course. When we wake up in

morning, we hear a leather report first thing.

Three degrees, four degrees, below seven.

Doesn't work.

The first day we hear, excuse me, first day we hear the guy say, zero degrees,

we get up, get our shit, blow some people away.

Now, the first day of school is tomorrow, and so now we can basically

in time. So we figured now's the best time to go over the invasion plan.

and basically go through the guidelines and through the outline that we've

produced so that you, the viewer, can go ahead and do such a thing on your own.

The school resource officer is basically your main preliminary target to be

considered. In order to maximize the effects of your attack, you should be

to eliminate any opposition as soon as possible.

Confinement of the enemy is paramount in light of the fact that any who manages

to escape can end your fun prematurely by using a cell phone or other

means of communication to alert the outside world before it's convenient.

Keeping to this logic, it is important that, when conducting a room -by -room

assault, each room's population is thoroughly and completely reduced.

The Army of Two has deemed it wise to have a secondary escape plan should your

plans go unforeseeably awry.

However, it is not only unwise, but also counterproductive to rely too heavily

on said plan, in light of the fact that you may become too comfortable with its

implementation.

The preceding has been a basic yet detailed outline for our mission's

objectives.

In conclusion, live fast, live hard, and die by any combination of those two.

The end.

I'm ready for Zero Day now.

I'm ready for... for it to happen whenever it happens.

I'm standing where I need to be standing and I'm just trying to save this...

this spot that I'm at for when it actually happens because... you know,

I'm inspired, so... like, I've been planning this forever.

And when... and when Andre and I came together, it was like that whole time

before I had... you know built up my part and he had built up his and then we

came together and made this like point and then from there it all just you know

what i mean we never said you know let's go shoot the school let's go do this

because we didn't need to it was already there so i'm i'm ready

you ready

What the fuck?

What?

Why are you dressed like that?

It's a mission.

Why aren't you dressed?

Because you didn't tell me what the mission was.

If we're going to be going out somewhere, I don't know. I don't want to

caught off guard.

So, you want to tell me what this secret mission is?

Uh, no, actually.

So, what are we doing here now?

The phone for Raleigh.

Raleigh is a hard -working man.

He turns our electricity's crank.

He takes care of our children like a modern -day Anne Frank.

So if you get tired of life, if you feel you're getting bored, the church is

Christ's wife, the house of our Lord.

Thank you.

What are you doing?

The gun may be the perfect weapon, he said, standing between a rock and a hard

place.

But a gun is nothing without a bullet, I replied.

I am my bullet.

I live my life along the perfect, parabolic arc of purpose, meaning.

And then there was that time you stepped on the landmine, and I never forgave

you.

And you could feel the entire riding fall of the Third Reich at your feet.

Thank you.

Do you want to tell me what the fuck that was?

Earlier at home.

Yeah, I know what it was, but can you tell me why you did it? What were you

thinking? What the fuck?

It's really deep.

Wait,

is this a comedy act?

Guys, come on, man. Look at you guys. There's like five other people in here.

You guys make up 50 % of the audience. Yeah,

yeah. Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Wait, wait, wait.

No, go ahead again.

Dude, we paid attention when you were up here reading theories. Why can't you

just listen to us?

It points me when I'm supposed to laugh.

All right, we're getting out of here. Sorry to worry about this, guys. We're

leaving right now. Let's go.

What the fuck?

What? You take the camera. I don't even want to hold it.

No, you take it. I don't... Your camera, man.

Dude, Jesus!

Oh, yeah, come back! Bring it! Fuck you!

Take this. I gotta drive. No, no. Go. Yes, take it. Dude, it was honest. How

many times do I have to explain this shit to you before you fucking

I'm sorry, Lieutenant.

You quit rolling the seat forward when you get out of the fucking car.

Forgive me for speaking so bluntly, sir.

And stop talking like you're in the fucking military.

What happens if they go home and they tell their parents, hey, guess what

happens? I'm getting an army shirt. So then they're like, oh, do they go to

school? Why, yes, they do. Well, I'm going to call the principal and get on

phone with him right away. They call the principal. You get called out of the

office. You get sent to counseling or something.

Your parents tighten down on you. They call my parents. My parents tighten down

on me.

Fuck!

Now what?

Where do you want to go? What do you want to do?

We're done.

So, so we're done here? We're done, we're done, we're done. Here, okay.

the, start the, start the car.

Pull up to the exit.

Okay, ready? I want you to close your eyes.

Okay. And drive.

Go. You're gonna tell me where to go? Yeah, do it. Go.

Close your eyes. Uh, turn right, right, right, right. Come on, keep them closed.

Right, right.

Okay, straight, straight, straight. Are they really closed? Come on, close them.

Which way?

Uh, left.

Okay, now turn, start up left.

Ready, straight.

Okay. That looked crazy.

This is what my dad and I used to do weeks ago.

Just in case.

You just go like this and then you're missing a pool.

Like this.

Well, I wrote this.

No, wait. I remember that. I remember that.

It

doesn't

work! It doesn't work!

Mom,

it doesn't work!

Stop! I do. Did you press the red button? I did. Or did you press the

blue button?

Our original plan was that zero day would be on zero degrees, but it only

happened once because it was so warm this winter, and that was the day that

Andre had diarrhea.

So we set a date, yeah, May 1st.

It was kind of interesting how we thought fate was going to decide when

happened, but in a way, May 1st is fate, too.

When we started, you know, Andre and I had this plan that we were going to do

this at our school and jump in the getaway car and go from state to state

the same thing.

And, you know, Andre may not realize this, but that's not going to happen at

all.

You know, I'm coming out in a black plastic bag.

Yep, that's it.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22,

23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 hours.

That's more than an entire day.

Yep. Someone's got to sift through all that.

Okay, I just have a question. I was wondering if you're actually sure that

they're going to wonder if we have a safety deposit box and look at it, are

going to...

make a statement somewhere so that they'll, in a place that they're sure to

it. I mean, why would they check this? The way I figured it, the day before we

do it, we could, or sometime ahead of time, before we do it, we can do a kind

of like a last will and testament kind of tape and saying, you know, by the

we've left these tapes in a safety deposit box in my name.

And then just be like, yeah.

Leave it to someone.

Yeah, we'll leave it in the car when we go in.

Oh, yeah.

And the last shot will be us walking in.

And then they won't see anything else after that.

And they're going to actually watch them, though.

Wouldn't you watch them?

I mean, think about it. Everything we ever did, everything we ever owned,

everything we own right now is going to be scrutinized under the biggest

microscope the world can produce.

I don't like that idea.

Well, get used to it. Every CD you have, every video game they're going to go

through and say, oh, Mortal Kombat, it was because of that.

Yeah, but it wasn't because of any of that. It wasn't, but that's just how

stupid people are. I don't know. Get rid of all your stuff, because... That's

like body cavity searching.

I don't want people looking at my ass, and I don't want people looking at all

stuff.

That's a good point.

No, you just burn it or something.

Is this gonna burn? Oh, yes.

What did you contribute to our little bonfire of fun here tonight?

We've got video games.

PlayStation games. We've got DVDs. Lots of CDs.

Lots more CDs.

We've got assault weapons.

Uh, we've got Lord of the Flies.

I had to read that for a book report in 8th grade.

What'd you think?

I thought I kicked ass, actually.

My trusty old Sunday school Bible, and I got this nice little snake sticker for

memorizing the books of the New Testament.

Matthew, Mark, Luke, uh, John, Acts,

Romans, uh...

1st Corinthians, 2nd Corinthians, we didn't get it from any video games,

movies, CDs.

This is our idea and nobody else's.

What is that?

This is a note I got from a girl in like the 8th grade.

Aww.

Let me read it. Come on, let me read it.

Andre.

I've really enjoyed being in Mr.

Ackerman's class with you this year.

Mr. Ackerman is... Come on, come on. No, come on, no. No, no, no. He's dumb,

but... Come on. No.

But you always made me laugh with the jokes that you made about him, except

the time that he heard you and you got kicked out of class.

Frowny face.

Alright, enough now. I don't want to say her name.

Alright, it's enough.

So how much stuff have we burned?

Um... I'd probably say like... Two and a half, three thousand dollars.

Yeah, I can go with that.

Huh? Shit.

We gotta do it now.

Yeah, I think we just burned all of our worldly possessions.

Everything.

So what's going on with you in the prom? Are you still going with that chick?

What chick?

That Rachel bitch.

Yeah.

Why?

Why not?

I don't know. She's just kind of weird. I don't like her. She thinks I'm some

kind of fucking psycho.

She's always afraid of me.

You are a fucking psycho.

Yeah, but so are you.

Yeah, you're right.

She doesn't even realize. Oh, it must be your pretty boy blonde good looks.

What do you mean? Oh, I'm going to play with my hair now.

Oh. Shut up.

When did she ask you?

Like, last week.

Just after my acne cleared up. I don't know. What's going on?

Hey, who's the acne one here? Yo, shut up. All right? Shut up.

Don't. I can't believe you got asked.

No, you're not going with anybody, are you?

No. No. Well, who says I didn't get asked? I just didn't want to go.

You didn't get asked. That's a pile of shit.

So?

That makes sense. They're going to say one of us was the leader.

I really don't... I mean, we joke, but I really don't think any one of us is

more of a leader than the other. Why don't we split the press releases?

All right? All right. I could be leader for half, you could be leader for half.

Sounds good.

Look at it dying out. That is so cool.

See, every time the wind blows, it just goes out a little more.

And the way we talked about zero day, it's almost like this fire is supposed

burn like a thousand feet tall and never burn out.

But look at it. It's like black crap now.

We got a good shot of Greg here.

Baby playing with the lights.

What if I wasn't in love with the whip? She's had enough of me, Josh.

She's had enough of me.

She's had enough of me, man.

Ryan! Hey, hey.

Oh, hey, whoa.

Quiet, quiet. Guys, guys, guys.

Can you let him in? What does he have with him?

Hi,

Cal. Nice to meet you.

I mean, we haven't really formally met. Josh, how you doing?

Come on in. Close the door. We gotta get going.

Cal, say hi.

How come you don't talk?

Greg.

What's up?

Not much.

Talk to me, Greg.

I'm going stag to the prom.

Woo, baby.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right. We're going stag.

We're going stag.

You guys, you got to sit back. You got to make room for her. I don't know where

she's going to sit. Come on, the prom.

Let's go. Okay, let's go.

I'm getting it. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm trying.

This is going to be a good time, guys.

I told you to hit your face.

Guys, this is gonna rock the ass.

Okay, wait, wait, wait. What?

It's gonna rock the ass. Rocking the ass. It's gonna rock the ass.

Hey.

Hey. Hi.

How you doing? We're partying some prom, baby.

Prom stands for promenade. I don't think he speaks English very well.

What? I don't know.

We're famous.

Would you stop fucking saying that?

Jesus. You're gay.

Shut up. Girls don't say what they mean, right?

You're right.

You're right. They say something and they mean another. Right. Just as an

example. I would like you to give me a blowjob right now. And you say it.

what you mean. It's like, I'm upset. It means I'm upset. It doesn't mean I was

happy and I'm upset.

And I don't know what it is. What the hell are you talking about?

Oh, people are waving at us. Oh, my gosh. There are people here.

Hey.

All right. Let's get the last shot of everybody. Last shot of everybody. Last

shot. Right through. Hey, I don't get in this shot. All right. Fire away.

Come on.

Let's go.

I got to go first. I got to go first. No, I'm not saying it.

Hey,

Andre.

What are you doing with the camera?

Hi. Well, I just thought I came by and take a little footage for the family

archives as it is, you know.

Maybe, who knows, maybe I'll send it to your grandma in Montreal.

So that is a fabulous job now.

Oh, yeah.

How long until you're done?

Now.

I'm pretty much all set. You want to get out of here?

Hey, André.

Do you want to get out of here?

Yeah. I thought we could maybe do a little driving lesson on the way home.

Sounds good.

Watch the cars.

Really? I'm not supposed to jump in one of them?

Not just yet.

Okay, was it busy tonight?

It was alright.

I mean, you know, yeah, I get to wipe down at the end of the night.

Woohoo.

Hey, listen, somebody has to do it. We all started it. You know where I

We all did this.

You cannot start up on the top as the head pizza man.

That's true, but luckily I have absolutely no desire to be head pizza

I'm good.

Don't become the head pizza man either.

Yeah, don't I know it. There are better and bigger things out there for you.

Yeah.

Like you wouldn't believe.

Oh, I do believe.

Whoa! Take that curve a little bit slower next time, please.

Remember, this is a driving lesson. This is not Le Mans.

I realize it's only a pizza drop, and you don't seem to be doing that

thing there, but it's amazing how much it made you grow up in the last few

months, maybe even a year already by now.

If you keep this up, you're going to have that car paid in no time.

Hopefully. I never thought I was, now wait a minute, I'm not finished with my

speech here, but you know how difficult this is for me.

I never thought I was going to say this, but I'm proud of you.

You did good.

You never thought you were going to say it?

Well, not that I don't always mean it, but you know me, I'm having a problem

with saying these things.

Absolutely. It's not necessarily the macho thing to say.

Yeah.

So keep doing what you're doing, and you'll do just fine.

Like I said, that car should be paid for in no time.

And who knows, your mom and I will maybe even help you out a little bit.

Sounds good.

I'll show you quiet, fucker!

And while you're down there, you want to... Shut up!

Brian, you're horrible.

Brian's a dick.

So, Reach, how you been? There's nothing wrong with being a little wimp.

How long have we known each other?

A long time.

Yeah. How long have you known he's gay?

Too long. A long time.

Hardy har har!

So, so how do you how do you feel about me?

Take me to Andre's, please.

Oh Andre, like everybody knows where Andre's is. Oh Andre, I don't know. Do

know where Andre's is?

No, actually I don't. Maybe, maybe not go to Andre's.

Yeah, how about you just show it up? Yeah. He doesn't know where Andre is.

he doesn't know how to get there.

Uh, can you take me to a specific place?

Okay, ready.

Do you really have to go?

Alright, one? Yeah, yeah, I have to go. So you wouldn't mind if I ask for Rachel

for the remainder of the festivities? Of course you can ask for Rachel.

Rachel? Bye, Josh.

Yo, yo, he wants to know where you go.

Not this one right here. No, this Andre.

Now, gay?

Is there a gay associated with him in Andre? No.

No? No.

Now, what's the matter?

Now, you're gonna take a quick left right after... Nothing, we're having

Rachel's fine. We're all having fun. Yeah, Wheeler, I think, is the name.

Wow. Is he gonna come out and say hello to everyone?

I'm really sure.

Is he gonna come out and greet them? You want him to?

I know you love singing. I know, I do.

That one right there. Stop, like, right here.

Right here? Yeah.

I'll be right back.

Yeah.

I'll be right back. Put this little thing up. Where's he going?

He's going to see Andre.

Okay, what's the matter? What's the matter with Andre?

There's a lot that's the matter with Andre. Like what?

I don't know. Anything like Cal?

Cal? That's supposed to be... He's just quiet.

Oh, hi, Cal. Cal!

What's up?

Cal's back.

Yeah, so Andre's naked.

Great.

So I'm going to...

Go meet him. I'm the gay one. Naked.

Yeah, I'll be naked. Let him go. Just let him go. That's fine.

Are you okay?

Bye, Cal. It was nice meeting you. I'll see you and bye.

Oh. Nice meeting you, Cal. Bye, oh.

Bye. Did you say?

Did you say you and bye? You and bye, oh.

Oh,

I get it. Yeah, it's funny.

Bye, Cal. See you later, man. Bye. Nice meeting you. Bye. Totally.

Yeah, I had a good time. Bye, Cal.

You rock out.

You rock, yeah!

Okay,

I don't like him.

All right,

go.

Okay, some things then.

We acted alone.

We obtained the weapons alone.

And nobody knew that we were going to do this.

Our parents had nothing to do with this, and so everybody knows they didn't

know anything about it.

I mean, when our parents find these tapes, I mean, what are they going to

Oh, my God, I was asleep upstairs while they were in the basement recording

this. We could have known. We could have stopped them.

No, no. That's bullshit, Mom.

Don't worry about that. All right, so you found it, and you think, Jesus, I'm

sending them to counseling. We have to stop this.

We'd go through counseling, you know, we'd wait a period, and then... We'd

come out and do it anyway.

Exactly. You know, you could think that you've cured us, and we'll make you

believe that, but you can't cure somebody who has nothing wrong with

Don't feel guilty about this.

I mean, it's not your fault. We love you.

I mean, we weren't morons like every other loser that's done this. I mean, we

weren't a bunch of fuckos and retards who were just starving for attention.

We fooled everybody.

I mean, even if we hadn't.

Could you blame them for not noticing?

I mean, who wants to think that their son, their student, their classmate,

peer, their employee is going to do something like that? There are no

And you're all going to look for them, but you're not going to find them.

So fuck you. Fuck that. Fuck the reasons. There are none.

This isn't our fault. I mean, you made me what

I am.

For years, I've been tormented by all of you assholes.

Okay? I was called a faggot for walking down the hall in school in a shirt that

came from fucking J .C. Penney.

It's a fucking shirt. Who the fuck cares?

In Europe, in the medieval times, if somebody insulted somebody, you know,

whipped out your fucking sword and you dueled them and you killed them.

And... Make no mistake, we've been insulted.

Now it's time for the duel.

I know that this will be my last day.

Zero day is my last day, but that one day, I'm going to live more

fully than anyone has lived in their entire lives.

We will be more powerful than God.

We're going to be God.

No mistake about that.

Will be fucking God.

I mean we decide who lives and who dies.

Anybody who manages to get out. Years from now their fucking puny little life

going to have meaning. And they're going to thank us.

Because they're going to think that God spared their lives.

It's too bad that this is what we have to do. But we're doing it so.

And don't waste this opportunity. Don't just say that these people's lives were

lost for nothing.

Because.

Stupid, just wake up. We're not trying to waste anybody's life. We're trying to

show people what they should value.

Respect and love your fellow man. I mean, it might seem like we're

for saying these kind of things because we're not, or at least you don't think

we're doing that. But we're doing the most respectful, most loving thing we

do right now.

We're all animals.

And eventually we'll all die out.

So enjoy it while you can.

One more thing.

I have a safety deposit box at the First National Bank. I hereby bequeath it to

CNN and Wolf Blitzer, or any media people who want it.

That's it.

Yeah.

I don't want to, like, trash his computer or anything. All right, we'll

his computer alone, but we've got to make it look like we broke in. There's a

party across the street. I mean, it makes it a little different. We're not

egging Brad Huff's house.

There's still people sitting on the porch, so I don't... That won't be a

problem. We'll try to go around back.

God.

Dude, camouflage really works.

It worked?

No shit.

All right, just, I'll be right through the window.

Is that the one you want?

Why don't we sit the bag out on the bed and we'll take everything out.

Here, let's do it.

Okay, good. No, they didn't fall out.

Backup shotgun, just in case.

Put the thing down and just take it.

We don't need to mess with it, right?

Wait, I want to see what's that. He took the indicator thing off. All right, I'm

going to put it back. Let's just get out of here.

I don't want to get my brain blown out before zero day.

Okay, can we leave now?

Wait, wait, we just did... Relax, hold on, hold on. Take a breath.

Relax. We're okay. No problems here.

We got everything we came for.

Yeah. You know what? As for everything else, it'll take them a while. I'm

writing Chris a note.

Why?

I... No, you're gonna fuck everything up. Don't leave a note. What if he finds

it before it's time?

Is the next card okay? Or an old thank you note envelope?

Yeah. Oh, right here.

Just something that's... Right here.

Chris.

What am I gonna say?

Uh, sorry we stole your guns. Needed it for our secret plan.

We stole your guns. We need it for a movie.

Yeah. Hope you had fun at

your... Your mama's.

Mama's.

Stay here. When I pull up, bring the stuff out. I'll be back in two minutes.

That would not be him.

Hi. Hi.

What's up, Dylan?

Just making a little video.

Of the neighbors?

Yeah.

Give me the camera.

Oh, my God.

Pick it up. Hurry up. We don't have time for this. Let's go.

Take it.

Oh, my God.

Did we just...

I'm nervous as all fuck today.

Want to make sure we have everything.

Alright.

I don't think I can tell you how nervous I am. That's you.

Be careful with that.

Here are the .45 and the carbine.

Who takes the Glock? I take the Glock.

Do you want it?

It's not going to start taping again. It's not going to tape over what we did.

It's not going to erase anything.

No. You're sure?

You started a fresh spot?

Fresh spot, yeah.

Alright, good.

What are you doing?

Dude,

I want you to know, like, I couldn't have done this with anyone else.

Like, I don't know what What would have happened to me if we hadn't been

friends?

I don't think that I

could have done this

without anybody else

either.

Ready?

Get this shit done Keep the tires and light the fires

911, what's your emergency?

Yeah, I think there's a shooting at my school.

We have units on the way. Do you see any perpetrators, the men with the guns?

No, not really.

Can you tell me where you are?

How many people? Can you see the perpetrators? Can you see the guys with

guns? Are you inside or outside?

Shots fired.

Hello? Shots fired.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Can you pick up?

Hello? Can you tell me where you are? Can you tell me where you are?

Where are you at?

Did you see her fall?

I think they're dead. It really doesn't matter now. They're gonna die. There's

two people.

Male.

There's two shooters, male.

Hello, can you pick up?

It's our little buddy. How you doing, little buddy?

Come on. No, hold up, hold up. We got a phone call here.

Hold on. Any last words?

Come on.

Andre. Perpetrator's name is Andre.

Andre?

Andre?

Can you pick up?

Hey, everybody!

Hi.

Several people in the room.

Shut up!

Shots fired, shots fired.

Can you hear me, Andre?

Andre, can you pick up?

One of

the

victims talking to a perpetrator.

What?

You're still alive.

One of the victims is trying to reason with him.

Stop.

You want me to stop?

Perpetrators indicate a pistol.

There's more than one weapon.

There's more than one weapon.

Cal, look.

It's Greg.

Greg,

sit down, man. Sit down and relax.

Sir. I like that.

I can't kill you. You're too pathetic.

You're going to live today, man. You're going to live.

Several shops, rapid fire.

Hey!

Hey look! It's another guy behind the couch!

There's a victim behind the couch. Nothing?

Not even a hook?

He totally went back in his fucking bag.

One of the victims has escaped.

The male victim has left the room. He may be coming out.

He should be coming out.

Oh, look. He fell.

How you doing, buddy?

Andre, can you pick up?

Andre?

Hello, can you pick up?

Weapons loaded.

Andre?

Can you pick up?

There's absolutely nobody left in here.

Anybody else alive in here?

Just us.

Perpetrators indicating no one in the room.

Yeah, we said it.

Perpetrators indicate no one in the room alive.

Hello, can you pick up?

Andre?

Can you pick up?

Andre?

Open, empty.

Andre, can you pick up?

Look out there.

That is a lot of fucking cops.

Come on, let's go get a couple. You're talking about shooting and responding

units?

Come on, let's go.

One perpetrator is apprehensive.

I'm done.

How are you done? I'm not done.

It's all right. Would you rather get shot by cops or by

yourself?

Am I on attempted suicide?

Yes, you're right.

Am I on attempted suicide?

You guess or you know.

I know. I'm talking about suicide.

You're right.

I'm talking about suicide.

Yeah. Andre?

Andre? I'm Adam.

Andre, can you pick up the phone?

Andre,

we can work this out. Can you pick up the line?

All right.

Andre, can you answer?

Hey, Andre, where are you?

Andre, where are you?

One. I think they're going to do it. Two. Wait.

I can't do it.

Andre's apprehensive.

I just can't do it.

One perpetrator is apprehensive.

Andre. Andre.

I can't. We can get you out of this, Andre.

Andre, I can get you out of this. Just pick up the phone.

Andre. Andre, I just can't do it. Andre, we'll get you out.

You don't have to think about it. It doesn't have to be this way. I can't do

Andre, we can get you out of here.

Andre,

can you answer?

Give me a yes.

Yes. Andre, we can get you out of this.

One, two,

three,

go? Or one, two, go?

Like one, two, three, go?

Do we shoot on four or do we shoot on three? I can get you out of this. Just

pick up the phone. Everybody shoots on four. So it's like one, two, three,

shoot.

They're agreeing on the numbers. One, two, three, bang.

One, two, three, bang? Not one, two, bang. Okay, gotcha.

Andre? One.

Andre? Two.

We can get you out of this. Why don't you pick up the phone?

Shots fired.

Perpetrators may be down.

Open your window. Open your window.

Fucking media.

Take that all over the place.

Yo, we're gonna be on the other side, guys. It's not even like... Those guys

can't see anything where we're going. They're just gonna hear about it in the

morning. Is that them?

Wait, where?

Right there, right there. See over there?

Right there. See those crosses?

All 14 of them.

You guys got everything?

We got them.

This is the first one.

Yeah, they don't go to school here. I don't know who all of them are.

I don't know.

That's right.

Right here.

That's Jason.

No, that's not him.

Oh, I don't know. Guys, let's be a little more respectful, all right?

I don't know who they are.

Oh, my.

No. Guys, what's that noise? It's getting louder.

Is this your light?

What's the good thing about killing what?

Whoa, this one's... What, what, what? It's one of those refrigerators. Did you

see anybody there? No, nobody.

You sure?

Can I find them?

They're right here, man. There they are.

Look, people wrote shit all over it. We love you, Andre. We are praying for you.

What's this bullshit?

Go douse that one. Hold on. Go fucking douse that.

Hold on.

Soak it, soak it good.

They're going to fucking burn good.

One, two, three. Get them up. Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Burn, you bastards.

Burn in hell, motherfuckers.

Burn. Come on, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's get the hell out of

here.

Get this shit.

Look at that shit fucking burn.

Nice. Nice. Okay, go. Go. I got it. Get that?

That's your soul's on fire, man.

Have you ever felt such glory?

Maybe in a...

I wish that I could feel like nothing's wrong

the peak of the

Be careful of where you're walking.

Be aware of what you're wanting.

Do you believe you can be strong?

We can burn it all down and spread that fire.

Red stems and thorns are shooting.

What are we doing standing here?

Everyone I know is reaching for

the peak of the...

Thank you.