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Alright, I need you guys to paint
over the graffiti on the bathroom.
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Just make sure you cover all of it.
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Cover all of it?
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What' did I tell you? Yes, all of it.
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Now Get back to work.
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I wouldn't mind going back to sleep.
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I'd like to find out
who do this and just-
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I know man,
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they're probably just sitting
around somewhere just laughing at us.
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You know who else had to
clean up other peoples messes?
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My mom!
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Did you paint this graffiti, Muscle Man?
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Me,
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I'm an artist when it comes to
pranks, but I am no graffiti artist.
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- What is that?
- What is what?
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The orange paint on your hands.
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It isn't paint, fools,
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it's just from the buffalo
wings we just had for lunch.
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Yeah, right, it's all over you!
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Haven't you ever been to wing kingdom?
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They always hook you up with the sauce.
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I think you did this.
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You better watch who
you're accusing, bro.
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- Show us your receipt then.
- What?
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Show us your receipt!
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That's it.
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BENSON!
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- We know who did the graffiti
- What? Who?
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It's buffalo sauce, smell it!
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I'm not going to smell
your fingers, Muscle Man.
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Just tell me the truth and
I'll take your word for it.
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But I am telling you the truth!
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Benson, I can't believe you
are listening to these clowns-
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Look, it's spray-paint!
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Chicken wings, huh?
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That's not mine!
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Yeah, right! It was in your pocket!
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Okay, all right! I was
spraypainting, okay?
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- But, but--
- But what?
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But I didn't do the graffiti! I was
painting Hi Five Ghost's ride orange!
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Really?
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Then why did you lie about the paint?
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Because it was supposed
to be a surprise.
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Til you guys ruined it!
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- He's lying!
- No, I'm not.
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I'm sorry, Muscle Man.
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I'm gonna have to ask
you to turn in your keys.
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- What?
- You heard me.
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Are you firing me, bro?!
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Give me your keys.
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If he goes, I go, too.
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Okay, see ya.
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That was really cool, bro.
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You want my keys, Benson? Fine!
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But we were gonna quit this job
anyways to follow our real dreams.
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And we're not coming back,
no matter how much you beg!
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Come on, Fives.
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I just want you guys to know
that you did a good thing today.
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You narked a guy out and got him fired.
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Good job.
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I didn't think he was gonna fire him!
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Neither did I.
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What the
- Hey! Stop!
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That didn't look like Muscle Man...
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That's because it wasn't Muscle Man...
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Oh, man. What are we gonna do?
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We have to get Muscle Man and
Hi Five Ghost their jobs back.
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Benson! It wasn't Muscle Man.
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What are you talking about?
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It was this hooded guy! We
didn't see his face, but--
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Alright, I get it.
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You feel bad for getting
Hi-Fives and Muscle Man fired.
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It's okay, I feel bad too.
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Doing the right thing is never easy,
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but it's the responsible thing to do.
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Like Rigby.
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When you ratted out Mordecai
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for putting expired milk in the fridge
in exchange for a video rental coupon.
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That was very responsible.
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Benson, we're serious. He's innocent!
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That's enough! We're down two
men and I've got a lot to do.
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So do you!
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- No wait!
- Now get out of here and get back to work!
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Hey Skips.
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What? You trying to get me fired too?
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What? No no.
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Good. Because its just wing sauce.
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Muscle man got me hooked with this
stuff before you got him fired.
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Yeah, about that...
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do you know anything
about who did the graffiti?
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It could be Park Avenue.
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Park Avenue?
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Skips A young graffiti artist
who as been around lately
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He's not bad.
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That's probably the guy we saw!
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You gotta tell Benson.
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Rigby We try to tell
Benson. He didn't believe us.
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Then you gotta catch him yourselves.
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But it's not gonna be easy.
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He strikes without warning
and vanishes with the wind.
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Say, where is Muscle Man anyway?
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Following his real dream.
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He said that!? Oh no.
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And now for a comedian I know
you're gonna like, Muscle man!
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Good evening everyone!
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So, I just threw out my old couch.
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It weighed about 300 pounds
and smell like a pile of butts.
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You know who else smells
like a pile of butts!?
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MY MOM!
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Excuse me,
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- I said, my mo- -
Get off the stage!
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Ah you jerks are jerks!
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You don't even understand comedy!
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Muscle man no!
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No way he's gonna
resist a white trash can.
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We'll hide over there and BAM!
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Straight to jail!
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What's the matter Park Losernue?
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Don't like jail!?
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You miss your family?
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Looks like your kids will
never see their Park Dadunue.
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Ah what!? Why is it only me?
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Because I'm not a loser.
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Argh it doesn't even look like me.
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Dude it looks like you're
looking at a mirror!
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Shut up!
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There he is!
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Come on, let's go
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How come he keeps on
getting away from us?
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I don't know.
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It's like he's messing
with us or something.
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Sup lamers.
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Hey Muscle Man,
how's it goin--- man
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Good. Awesome.
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Now that we're ditching
from cash or nothing.
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But we're on a one time offer
with High Five's sweet ride.
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How much do you want for that?
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Any
- amount
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Uh no thanks. We're good for now.
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Fine. We don't need your money anyway,
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it probably smells like a pile of butts.
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Come on Fives.
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I feel terrible!
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I know. But we can't do anything
about it unless we catch Park Avenue!
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I got a plan. Muscle Man wait!
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Come crawling back huh?
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Do you still that orange spray paint?
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No class.
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Class this!
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Come on let's go!
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What?!
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Aw fine!
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What is this place?
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There he is!
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It ends now!
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Get rid of these guys.
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What the...
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Quick muscle man's spray paint.
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That's a lot harder than it looks.
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We gotta get to that door.
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Rigby!
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Look, there it is. Come on!
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Where are we.
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I don't know it's like
there's nothing in here .
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He's gotta be around here somewhere.
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Mordecai where'd you go?
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What is this stuff?
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Dude i think that's a TV.
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That looks like a fouton.
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I think someone lives here.
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Hey you no stop it. C'mon
man not the coffee table.
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Keep painting Rigby.
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No, don't what's amatter with you.
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You painted over the whole park.
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Ya but that's different,
you know, it's what I do!
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My stuff looks good.
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you, you're, you're just making a mess.
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Alright, alright, alright. Take an easy,
take an easy. I'll quit painting the park.
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Just stop messing up my place
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And you've gotta admit to
our boss that it was you
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Why?
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Cause our friend got
fired for what you did.
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So what?
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Alright alright alright.
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Ya that's right. I'm the one who did it.
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I'm the graffiti artist, I'm
hitting the world with knowledge.
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I'm painting the truth,
I'm painting rebelous, I'm..
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I am calling the cops.
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The cops can't catch this.
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Later you boshwa sucker.
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Oh, man!
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We're really sorry
we got you guys fired.
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You better be sorry.
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I'm just kidding.
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Well you two, welcome back to the park.
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Well I was really tearing
it up as a comedian.
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but scence your begging.
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Comedy, wow, congratulations,
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maybe you don't need this job after all.
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Please give me the keys.
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All right.
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All right, I need you guys
to paint over the grffiti.
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Awwww what!
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That isn't fair.
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Hey you can leave anytime you want,
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but the less you think you can
make it as a stand up comieidian.
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I suggest you stay and start painting.
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Want to go to wing kingdom?
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