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Double death combo!
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Hey guys, listen.
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When you've got a minute,
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I need you to take a look at these.
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Sure, Benson.
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Oh, the house rules.
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Thanks, but we already have these.
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Uh, no you don't, cause I've
added a few new ones in there,
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and I'm gonna need you
to sign off on them, okay?
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Aw, man, more rules?
He's gotta be joking!
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Alright, let's see.
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rule No.114
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no feed on the table
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rule No.115
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No food on the table.
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Fine!
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rule No. 116
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No food on the floor.
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WHAT?! That's going WAY too far!
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Come on, man, help me flip the table!
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No, dude, just chill out.
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There's only one more new rule left.
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What is it?
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No video games?!
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Are you nuts?!
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rule No.117
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No yelling!
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You can't take video
games away from us, man.
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What're we supposed to do?
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Work. You're supposed to work.
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You know what? We're
sick of all your rules!
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No prank calls, no
rock-paper-scissors,
33
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no punchies, no unicorns?
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What does that even mean?
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These rules are all
totally random, Benson,
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and they're all aimed at us!
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That's not true.
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NO.68: No harpsichord
playing after 10 PM.
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I actually kind of like that one.
40
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Yeah, but that's the
only good one in there.
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The rest of them are terrible!
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Look, I'm doing you a favor.
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Life without rules is chaos.
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Fine. But we're only signing
off on the rules we like.
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Yeah, like the harpsichord one!
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It doesn't work that way!
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If you can't agree to live
by all the house rules,
48
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then you can't live in this house!
49
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Well then, we won't live in this house.
50
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Yeah, cause your rules are whack!
51
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We'll show you.
52
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We're not gonna live
with any rules at all.
53
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Double death combo!
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Dude, we should have
moved out a long time ago.
55
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I feel like I just got out of prison.
56
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That's 'cause Benson built
a rule prison around us.
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But we busted out, and now
we can do whatever we want!
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Rules are for fools!
Rules are for fools!
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Save your stupid rulin' for
fools that need a schoolin'!
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Muscle Man, what are you doing?!
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My job, bro. Read it and weep, ladies.
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Aw, what? Come on!
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While I sympathize with your quest
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to live free of the man's rules,
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this guy's still gotta
put food on the table.
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Fine! But you didn't
have to ruin our campsite!
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Yes I did.
68
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Yes! She's still here.
69
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Hey!
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Hi guys!
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Hey, Margaret.
72
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Hey, is it true?
73
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Did you really move out of the house?
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It was either leave or live
with some other dude with rules.
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Wow, Mordecai!
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I didn't know you were such a rebel.
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Yep. You know me. Total rebel.
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Well, good night.
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Actually, we don't
have anywhere to sleep,
80
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so we were hoping you would
let us camp out here tonight.
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I wish I could, but,
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my manager has a rule
about that kind of thing.
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Sorry, guys.
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It's cool. I'm sure
we can find some place
85
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to crash that isn't
so big on rules. Later!
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Dude, this is getting intense.
87
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No! More! RUUUUULES!
88
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Did somebody say... rules?
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Oh, great.
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Who are you, the alley rules guy?
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Who am I? I'm whoever I want to be.
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Wanna know why?
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'cause I don't believe in
rules that tell me otherwise.
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That's pretty cool.
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You better believe it's pretty cool.
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So what's your guys' story?
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You all free to do whatever you want?
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We wish.
99
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Yeah, we have this lame
boss Benson that tells us to-
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Boss? What's that?
101
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It's a-
102
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Yeah, I know what a boss is.
103
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I was just making a point.
104
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Bosses are nothing but fools with rules.
105
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Oh yeah, rules for fools.
106
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That's right! It makes
so much sense in rhymes.
107
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Whoa, that's crazy!
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You guys seem pretty cool, so
I'll let you in on a little secret.
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I know of a place
where rules don't exist.
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No way! Are you serious?
111
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A box of trash? Are you joking?
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Do I look like I'm joking?
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Uh, I don't know about this, dude.
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Well, I practically sleep in a
pile of garbage at home anyways,
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so this isn't really
that different for me.
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Sweet!
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Double death combo!
118
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Aw, you guys have Karate
Choppers down here?
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Go ahead. Put your feet up.
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Can I get next game?
121
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No need, bro.
122
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Three-player Karate Choppers!
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Rockin'. Would you mind getting that?
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Hello?
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Loser says what!
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Who is this?
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Loser says what!
128
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I know what you're trying to do.
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I'm not going to say "what."
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You're a loser! You
loserhead! I hate you!
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Dude, I think someone
just prank called us.
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Ah, yeah. It was probably Kevin.
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Oh man, you guys can make
prank calls down here?
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You still don't get it, don't you?
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Down here, you can do...
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...whatever you want.
137
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Yeah man, no rules of gravity.
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Dude, in Benson's face!
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Living without rules is awesome!
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Yeah it is!
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No rules! No rules! No rules! No rules!
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That's right, no rules at all.
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Hey, look over there!
144
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What the heck, man?
145
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Dude! He just took your wallet!
146
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Dude, give it back!
147
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Why? There's no rule that says I
can't take other people's stuff.
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He's right, dudes.
149
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Oh, man! I used to be so cool-looking!
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Wow, you're totally going to miss that.
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You know what else you're going to miss?
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That guy.
153
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Enjoy him while you got him,
you know what I'm saying?
154
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What does that mean?
155
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Oh, uh, nothing, dude.
156
00:08:07,006 --> 00:08:08,856
Dude! How is this even happening?
157
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Because there's no
rule that says it can't!
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From your future to your past,
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anyone can join the party.
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Unicorns?!
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They're supposed to be dead!
162
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Check it, bros! It's those
two jerkbags that blew us up!
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You gotta listen to us, man!
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These guys are seriously bad news!
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You gotta get rid of them!
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Did you just tell me what to do?!
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You just told me what to do!
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Hey, they just told me what to do!
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They're telling WHO what do to?!
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Oh, no way, bro! Get 'em!
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Hey, you gotta get us outta here, man!
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This guy ain't gotta do jack, amigo!
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I can't believe how
lame you guys turned out!
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I thought you were cool!
175
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I hate to admit this,
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but I miss Benson and his stupid rules!
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Wait! Yo! No Rules Guy!
178
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You do have at least one rule down here.
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You have a rule against rules.
180
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There's no rule against rules.
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That's all I needed to hear.
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Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros!
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Rule no37 No unicorns!
184
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Rule NO32 No
rock-paper-scissors!
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No punchies!
186
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And no prank calls!
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Stop! Just stop it! You
guys have no idea what-
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Show us the way out of here!
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There's no rule that says I have to!
190
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There's also no rule that says
191
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I can't point this laser
pointer in your only good eye!
192
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Okay, okay! I'll take you out!
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There. We signed off on
all your rules, Benson.
194
00:10:28,706 --> 00:10:30,056
Well, well, well.
195
00:10:30,056 --> 00:10:32,356
Wasn't so easy living
without rules, was it?
196
00:10:33,606 --> 00:10:35,656
Wait a minute. One of
these rules is missing.
197
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Oh, no. Which one?
198
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I don't know, there's over
a hundred of these things!
199
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Well, then, how do
you know it's missing?
200
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Because somebody RIPPED IT OUT!
201
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That's crazy. I wonder which one it is.
202
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I didn't need those guys,
203
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I can play video games all by myself.
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