All language subtitles for Mr. Bones 2 Back from the Past (2008) 720p - Online1983_Track02

My name is Mr.

Bones, but I am not...

the Mr. Bones whom you may have met.

No, I am in fact his great -great
-grandfather.

And my story took place many, many moons
ago when I was

the prophet of the Kuvuki tribe.

It is a story of love, of magic, and an

adventure.

Through time.

My king.

Springbok.

My sacred wand.

I'm doing it with purpose.

He has killed one of our sacred
springlock.

He will pay dearly.

Satana!

Limby, you better go home.

I think you have glinted a little.

I'm telling you, Kunji Bai, that cursed
stone you stole, yaar, has brought us

nothing but bad luck.

Don't worry, I'll soon be long gone from
these British bastards and their stupid

war. Then I'm going to sell this stone
for such a heap of gold.

Go back to India, buy me a houseboat and
a bride.

Oh, my God, she will need a tweezer to
find your chili -sized winky yard.

Your mother's dog.

Well, shout, savage.

You bloody heathen!

You bloody bastard!

Go shit in your head, mate! Get him! Get
him! After him!

Against the woman.

There will be happiness and many
children for our king and our queen.

Thank you, Gregoire.

Thank you, Gregoire.

The little

stone from outside has thrown them
apart.

Safe. But what of children for you,
Bongo?

Ah, my king, during my life I have
played at times to the great one who

she who would play the strings of my
heart.

But the great one has not yet answered
my prayers.

Perhaps it is because with woman I am
like the springbok when it is cornered

the lion.

I tremble then I run

Yeah, Bobo. With woman, one day, the
great one will shine his light

upon me.

Mm -hmm. Ah, so.

When you

play the guara -guara, the most
important thing to remember...

is to always feel the nob -tank through
the quarterstone.

Always remember to keep your head down.

If you don't keep your head down,

the quarterstick will kick you in the
trunk.

Beauty, you are not well.

What seems to be the problem, Big Mama?

I see.

Be still, Big Mama.

Here,

my big

-winged Mama.

We will get rid of this ugly thing.

Okay, quiet, quiet, quiet.

from this darkness.

Please, my little one.

Yes,

great

one. Speak to me.

Here lies me.

The destiny pointer is clear.

Forward lies our path.

This one is speaking of love.

Pray, yes, love.

But we only have three days.

Three days before this evil will devour
us.

Mosquito, go!

That is not the river or the insects.

We know this is not Kufuki land.

Where are we?

I do not know.

My king, when we were taken from Kufuki
land...

Maybe I am cured and we can go home. No.

No. The great one has brought us to this
place.

We only have three days.

My bones spoke through when the penis
and woman bones were thrown apart.

How?

What strange wagon is that?

I dare the oxen to pull it.

What strange wood is this?

My king!

What?

You are dead!

Mr. Bones, can I tell you a little
about...

Great one, you have brought us here.

Show us the path.

It's in KwaZulu -Natal.

Where is KwaZulu -Natal?

Are you South African?

No, I am a person.

Okay, well, here's my car.

Let's get in.

All right, move back.

On the bed, please. On the bed. How did
you get from Kavaki?

Kuvuki land. Kuvuki land. The great one.
He brought us. No. The great one.

Open.

Close.

Enough. Leave it now. He's the great
one.

He brought us here to find the home of
the stone.

Oh, the stone.

Right. Doctor.

Doctor.

Where are the bones?

No bones.

Sit. Sit down. No bones. No bones.

These people are too clever.

Bloody escombe.

The sun has gone down.

This was a very short day.

The sun has gone up again.

What a short night.

Mama,

what

is wrong with this beautiful little one?

He's got a stomach problem.

I will throw my bones.

Your bones?

It

is the

foot of the skunk.

The smelly one.

Problem is not the stomach, no.

Mama, give me the little one.

Come, little one.

Mr. Bones, will you? Yeah, but don't
cry. Don't cry.

Okay.

The problem not the stomach.

The nose.

Ah, you were the silly one. Now me,
Bones, made you the happy one.

You must get yourself the bones.

Bones? Tell me, how did this happen? I
mean, you are a white man. How did you

become a Sangoma?

I only know what was told to me by
Hekule's father, who was then the king

of the Kuvuki people.

He found me as a young boy, lost.

raised me as his own.

And in time he found that I had the gift
of seeing.

I'd like you to come with me to my
workplace.

There's someone you have to meet.

And to tell me more. All that if you
want to.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Great one.

Oh, my mama.

This is your work list?

That's it.

My God.

My God.

Hello!

Just put all your bags and all your
stuff here.

I call her. I call her.

Hey, hey, hey.

Just drop your ass, guy, and your
attitude.

Otherwise, I'll lock you up.

How? Lock up? I call her.

Hang on.

In fact, it's all truly unreal.

Oh, yeah? Tell me. I mean truly, truly
unreal.

They come from this place called Kavuka,
Kavaki, or something.

Anyway, let me introduce you to Bones
and Hekule, my two gentlemen.

Okay. Guys, I want you to meet a friend
of mine. This is Anita.

She's a historian, and she comes from
Nigeria.

Bones, what are you holding behind your
back? What?

You need the loo.

Bones!

Bones!

Bones, actually, my name is Reshmi. You
do realize that that vase was donated to

this museum by Mahatma Gandhi?

Love, the vase was an accident. Really,
it was. Anyway, I want you to meet Bones

and Hercules.

They're from... Well, they're kind of
lost.

Oh. Did you get separated from your
brothers?

This is... a baboon.

My point exactly.

Carrot, please.

I want you to look at something. Bones,
give me the stone, please.

Can you tell me where this comes from?

It could possibly be Indian.

Hey?

Give me a moment with it.

He must bring back the stone. No, it's
fine. He'll bring it back.

Carrot is a professor of gemstones and
jewelry.

And the mampara.

Indus Valley.

Sixth century BC.

Oh. One.

British Museum, London.

One in the Tutankhamun collection. Third
one.

Whereabouts unknown.

Value. Sixties.

Seven million dollars.

Oh, it's in dollars.

Oh, oh.

I'm telling you, it has happened now
three times. So you're telling me that

Hercules physically changes into this
little Indian?

Yes. His voice, his body.

Even his tiny little infant.

Pippi.

You don't believe me.

No, it's... It's not easy.

How? What is he?

Man?

Big. Big man.

Well.

The stone has no value because it is
made of glass.

Glass? Yep.

That's it?

Afraid so.

Tell you what, though.

I can hold on to it. You know, do a
little bit of research.

What do you say, eh, my dear primate?
No, no, no. The stone must be returned

us. It's okay, Bonds. The stone is safe
with Carrot.

No.

The stone was laid on our path, not
yours.

It stays with me.

Sweet pea.

Sweet pea. Why don't you bring your
friends to the charity fancy dress

I'm sure they'll fit right in. The fancy
dress?

Well, that's a good idea. Well, if you'd
like to come.

I look forward to seeing you later on,
eh?

Bones, why did you hit him?

No, I did not hit him.

It is the way we greet in Kuhukile.

It means we humble like the springbok,
attack like the lion. It is him.

Do you believe me?

It's not possible.

Yes, it happens when the stone is close,
but not every time.

Okay, guys, we're here. You can get up
now.

I'm so hungry.

Me also.

It feels I have not eaten in a hundred
years.

We must find that which I myself can
eat.

Oh, listen, I must introduce you to my
friends, Bones and Hekule.

Bones?

Zebra! It is not the zebra from Kuvuki
land. It is still the zebra.

I can kill it myself.

Make it sleep.

Then I will kill it.

You have to be kidding

me!

They have not learned their lesson.

He is

one of

those bad warriors of the fire sticks in
Kuvukiland. Yes, he is one. I'm so

terribly sorry.

He's not from here. Why did this
neandertal hit me? Father!

I should have told you this before. The
people you see here are only dressed

like other people. They're not real. And
that man that you hit is not really a

warrior. Do you understand?

He is one of those warriors from Kuvuke
land. I am not crazy. No, he's not. Wait

a minute.

Men dressed like this were in your land?

Yeah, like him. The bad one.

These people are not real.

Nothing is real.

Mr.

Bones, I want you to beat Nancy, our
hostess.

Mr. Bones.

Oh, no.

Did you see the tocolosi? Aye.

You are so pale.

You know, I can really find a home for
that stone.

The great one did not send me to this
place to give the stone to you.

I'm sorry, sir. This is a no -smoking
zone.

Sorry?

No -smoking zone.

I'm not smoking zone. I'm smoking
tobacco.

No smoking inside the house. But why?

My king, we have found food for you. We
have to eat if you want to be strong for

this quest.

No, the great one will punish me. I did
not kill it myself.

He will understand.

Please, eat.

That

meat

is already kicking in my stomach.

The little world.

I'm coming.

These people are too clever.

I told you, my king.

The Great One is punishing me. I need
the Pupa now. We must find it.

Your pupa is my throat.

The level of meat in my stomach is
starting to run.

Must find the pupa.

My king, if I do not find the pupa now,
there will be big mawaka gaga. Maybe up

there.

which you have laid upon me. I'll be...

Well, the blind rabbit, he met the blind
snake.

Now, the rabbit, he tell the snake, I am
blind. Can you tell me what animal I

am? And the snake, he say, I am blind
too. Tell me what I am. Now, the

rabbit, he feel the snake. He say, you
are slimy.

You have small, big eyes.

You slither.

And you have no balls.

Hello, Professor.

It's Reshmi here.

Reshmi. Yes.

Come on, I'm moving to bed. I'm going to
safety bed.

Good.

Can I ask you a big question?

I need to get permission to access the

archive.

For eating the forbidden food. It's
okay, Bon.

It's all right.

Are you hungry?

Oh, I am so hungry, I could eat the hoof
of the warthog.

I'm sorry, I'm all out of warthog
hooves. But would you like some chicken?

Jebel! Thank you, no.

But fruit is good.

How? What is this?

It's an oven. It makes things hot.

Yeah, something like that.

This is not a peach from Kuvuki land.

Bones, this is not a real peach.

Reshmi, nothing in this world of yours
is real.

Except you.

I've got to go get something. So please,
help yourselves to anything you like,

but not this.

She gives livestock.

You

beautiful.

Yum, yum. Rainbow chicken.

Where's Polly?

Who?

Polly, my parrot.

My pet bird, he lives in there in the
cage. It's like a child to me.

When I lifted up the cloth, that is all
we saw.

He must have escaped.

Polly! Polly!

Polly!

No,

he's gone outside before, but
fortunately he doesn't go too far.

I don't know. He will come back.

Reshmi, he's just resting somewhere.

Don't worry.

Yes. Oh, my goodness.

I hope so.

Me too.

Aiba, what is this?

This is the earth.

But why is it round?

Well, because the earth is round.

My dear Reshmi, she thinks the earth
is... Oh, Reshmi, sorry, sorry, but you

if bones...

Okay.

Fine. The earth is flat. All right. Now,
this is a picture from above of the

earth. Right? This is the great water.

Would you have been here in Durban?

All right.

of the man who gave him the tomb of the
stone, many, many years ago, came from

India all across the water to what is
called South Africa, which

is why Durban is sometimes called Little
Bombay. Ah, Little Bombay.

Okay. Now, the warriors you saw in
Kavuki land came from here to South

fight that war in 1879.

What is this, 1879?

1879 is 130 years before today.

Aye.

So you say we come from before?

Yes. From the past.

I know. I know. I'm struggling to get my
head around this.

My head also is inside out.

Molly? Molly!

Molly!

It was me.

I only eat that which I myself have
killed.

You tried to cook my bird.

I thought he was livestock.

What? I am very, very sorry, Rashmi. I
did not want to harm you. I'm so sorry.

He seems fine.

He's my second one. I love parrots.

That's Neru.

He's dead.

This

is the

bathroom. What is bathroom?

Where you wash your body.

This is the toothpaste and the
toothbrush to clean your teeth.

And this...

is the toilet.

Where?

Where you poo -poo and pee -pee.

And when you're done, you flush.

Have a good rest. Good night.

meet a traditional African doctor.

His name is Bones.

Great one, guide my stumbling feet.

All I hear is the beating of my heart
and I am blinded,

blinded by this lady. Trust me, I am

alone and lost.

You are not alone.

What do you see?

I see the love bone.

And around it?

It is the bracelet that my old king gave
me as a small boy.

Which among his bones is me.

And this?

Is destiny.

Which we call kismet.

You may shiver, but don't run.

Akule, time is running out.

It is the second day of our quest, and I
need strength for this day. I must find

food. I am going hunting in the little
bomb bay.

I'm a hunter.

I'm a hunter.

I can see you are thoughtful.

I have found she who will play the
strings of my heart.

Bones, my friend, think.

If she's to be your love, then what are
you to do?

Stay here?

For we are in another time.

Little water bottle is empty.

What a strange river.

What is that? There are crickets in this
kayak.

How?

It is bully.

Hello?

Somebody is in this.

Hello?

Hello?

Don't worry, I will try to get you out.

Bones, can you... It knows my name.

It's me, Reshmi.

Bones.

Are you in here?

I'm speaking to you through that thing.

Put it next to your ear.

How are you getting here?

Bones, I can't hear you very well. Just
speak into the bit that's in your hand.

Yes, I am.

Okay, good.

Listen, I've got access to the military
museum, so I'm coming to fetch you right

now.

Bye -bye.

We are waking.

We are wasting time.

The second sun sets on this day and we
have found nothing of the home of the

stone. And still I have not eaten.

Get this.

How much can you get me for it?

Five million US.

Ten million. Six.

Nine. Seven.

When? Tomorrow.

Of course you do.

There you go.

is Bollie.

I just... I don't understand why you had
to throw Bollie out into the garbage.

You know, I could have at least had him
stuffed, and he could have been standing

there next to Neru.

And now he's just going to be lying at
the back of some garbage dump all by

himself. When we left him, there was
already two dogs playing with him.

Sorry, my king.

Okay, let's just move on.

Look at that.

I'm sure...

I'm sure this is the little man that
Hakule turned into yesterday.

It's him.

Yes.

January 1879.

Indian men joined the British army as
cooks. Right?

Kunji Balanathan. Kunji. Enlisted
Stanger.

And maybe if we go to the archives
there, we can find out where he lived.

My king, we will find it.

of this stone.

The stone is gone. The stone is gone.

Oh, no. Maybe it fell out.

It was not lost.

It was stolen.

Rashmi, do you know this smell?

That's marijuana.

Bones, it's a drug. It makes you
different. It changes the way you think.

It was not the meat that I was eating
that made me crazy.

No, it was this.

Someone put it in my bag and then stole
it, too.

Why? And who?

Carrot. What?

Never. It was him. How can you say that?
He's trying to help us.

The first time I saw that carrot, I knew
he is bad.

He's my fiancé. I do not care what your
fiancé.

I say he is a liar.

Reshmi, let him go.

He is not your kismet. Get out.

No, Reshmi, listen. Get out!

Get out!

I, my king, my bones will lead us to the
lying parrot and to the stone.

You!

Great one, guide us to this stone.

Bring Bollie back to Reshman.

And her back to me.

Hussar!

Yebo!

Forward!

Go forward, they say.

Be strong.

We will find what we seek.

Hey, father! Sorry, sorry.

Do you perhaps know this kerrit? Kerrit?
Yeah, boy, kerrit.

Oh, yeah, kerrit. Yeah, boy, I know it.

Hop on.

Hop on. Hop on. Let him down.

Okay,

go. Go. Faster than the guitar.

will find his toy animal.

The fruit is good. The great one is
still with us.

Wahabu.

It's very bad.

Then sit down for a moment and start
drooling at this.

Oh, thank you. Go grab a fish, fresh as
if you've caught it yourself, at the

fish -out -of -water restaurant now.

My king, we must listen to this. It is a
sign.

Let us go and grab this fish out of the
water now. The fish -out -of -water

restaurant. Just two of them through the
back door. You bloody bonkers, two

tribesmen. We'll find them. Sweet pea.
Sorry I'm late.

Hi, darling.

Oh.

What happened to the, uh... The baboon
man. What happened to the baboon man? We

had a fight. I lost my temper.

Oh.

They killed Bollie. No.

Well, I don't think he meant it.

He wouldn't intentionally harm a flea.
What?

Yeah, except maybe to pluck it off his
friend's head and have it for lunch.

to the Tango Military Archives.

Because I feel I owe it to them.

I know, I know, I will.

All right, bye, darling.

My ball, terrible.

Bollie came back. Bollie!

Thank you, thank you, great one!

Indeed, thank you, great one.

Terrible. No, you keep it. The further
from Kool, the better.

You one -eyed backstabber! Hey, kill it!

I was keeping it safe for you, keeping
an eye on it, man. You lying bastard.

I want that stone.

You have a gun?

Just as a chili burn your ass.

How's this little baby for you? Sharp.

So, what's the deal?

We're going to Stanga.

Hurry, Reshmi, make speed.

The sun is now there.

I've got it.

Kunji Balanathan enlisted in the British
Army as a cook on the 2nd of January,

1879, and deserted two months later.

It was learned... that Balinathan had
stolen a precious gemstone from the

fishing village where he lived named
Ataram.

The stone was the eye in the statue of
their fishing god.

And after it was stolen, very few fish
were caught again in Ataram.

This Ataram is the home of the stone.

Yes, and I know where it is.

The Great One will take you with me.

That is not our kismet, Nana.

This was handed down from mother to
daughter.

From my great -grandmother to me.

You will see it again.

But now you must go.

Great one, inside the cage of my ribs I
am empty.

I pray somehow that once again I may
hear the voice

of my resume.

That was really beautiful.

Can you help me?

I am so sorry to disturb.

Reshmi.

My name is Maneshri.

No. I do not know this Reshmi of whom I
heard you praying. I am Maneshri.

I come from a fishing village on the
ocean. And two months ago, a man from

village stole our holy fishing stone.

His name is Kunji Balnandati.

Yes, but...

How do you know?

Go on.

Well, I have come here to try and find
him and to plead with him to please give

back our stone.

This stone has already been returned.

I mean, I know it will be.

I... That around your neck, it is the
same one Reshmi wore

that was given to her.

By the mother?

Of the mother?

Of her mother?

You?

I do not know what you are talking
about.

Tell me.

Please, one thing.

What is the meaning of Nana?

Nana? It means grandfather.

Or great -grandfather.

So if you are her great...

Grandmother.

And I am... It

means...

But I...

I think maybe you

have a story to tell.

It is a very long story.

I have time.

My darling Reshmi, you will meet a
traditional African

doctor.

And I ask you to please help him in his
quest.

His name is Bones.

He is my husband, your Nana.

I know you will find your heart as I
have found mine.

Your loving great -grandmother,
Mineshri.

What, what, what?

Tell us again a story of little Bombay.

Oh, there was this one time.

My king, it is our sacred springbark
again.

The great one has led us here.

Sorry,

my pale brother.

Me? I am Monser from Kuvuki land.

I'm Butch from Banana land.

That which you have on you there is a

picture of our secret.

Springbok. Yeah, that's right. I am a
springbok.

Yeah, the bokeh.

That's right. You guys, come into the
game.

Game? What is this game?

Rugby, bro.

What rock have you guys been living
under?

Now he thinks we are the scorpions.

What is this rugby?

Well, we play it with this ball.

It's like the ostrich egg.

Yeah, that's right.

We have to take this ball over the line
of the all -black.

They're all black like me.

Well, some of them. But, hey, no quotas,
eh?

And these all -black, they try to put
the ball over our line.

I tell you what, I've got two tickets
here.

Come through this gate here and come
watch the game.

Go, Bocca!

Bocca!

So you see, brother, our Boca have got
to take the bouncing egg over to that

side. Oh, yeah. And the old black ones
to there.

But they are not all black.

Some are yellow, some are white, McGee.
Ah!

Boca!

Check, check.

Check, check, check it out.

Check, check, check it out.

my story.

I lived happily ever after with my
beloved Menesheri, who

taught me one thing in life.

To eat the little red chili fruits
that...