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Screw this.

Let's have some fun…

God!

Ugh!

Son of a bitch…

What do you want?!

Good morning, beautiful.

- You're up already? - Of course.

This is wide awake.

I was close!

Huh?

You are such a turn-off, I swear!

Got a bad itch, girl?

Sorry but normal people like us have needs.

- We need Vitamin C. - What Vitamin C?

Cock.

I think you should get out of bed

Too much of that will blind you.

Whatever!

What a bummer.

A little push up to glam up.

Hey, Babet.

Why do you have your tongue out in front of your phone?

Because my followers are tuning in.

There's so many of them.

By the way, I didn't get to arrange the table nicely.

Just move a few things, okay?

I'm about to start.

Kaka.

- Hello, Ma! - Let's eat.

Why are you here?

Are you off today?

My patient's still at 3cm.

I told her she can still walk around the mall.

She won't be in labor till a bit later.

Okay… 3cm?

That's not wide enough.

Like I said, I want it to be a little wider,

so the baby comes out in one push, right?

Where's your Lolita? Tell her to come down.

Oh, right.

Ma'am, can you bring out the juice for Lolita?

I forgot to bring it in. It's just over there.

Thank you!

Am I the help? Why am I the one holding this?

I'm sorry.

Shit! It's so good!

Lolita, time for breakfast!

Yes! It sure is!

The food's going to get cold.

This one's still hot.

So hot!

Lolita, I'm coming in.

Put it in!

Lolita, what are you doing? Are you okay?

I'm praying.

- What's this, then? - So good.

What's this?

What's that?

That's the uh… it came out…

- It was all the way in. - Alright.

Mom said to call you. Come on.

I'll be right down.

Right behind you.

Go, go!

- Hey! - What?

Come here, hurry!

- Good morning! - Good morning, Ma.

- Good morning, everyone. - Good morning, ma'am.

Geez, Lolita…

So that's why…

You should have told me.

What is it?

This is Kams…

She's my daughter.

And this is Kaka, my granddaughter.

Hello.

And Babet.

Come on, let's eat.

Lavet.

- You're Lavet Babet! I know you! - Well…

Alright. No fan sign, and no selfie please. I won't allow it.

How old are you?

I'm nineteen.

Not twenty, not twenty-one!

We have B-19, and it's a Bingo!

Fine! You win.

Give it to me. It's all mine.

Forty pesos!

We like betting when Lolita brings home a young catch.

Don't feel too bad.

I thought we were exclusive!

Answer me, Kiri Baby!

You have others?

You were playing games?

After everything I've done for this family?

I told you we're keeping it open, didn't I?

There, the door is open.

You may go.

Fine.

What a scoundrel.

He's got some nerve.

Where did you meet that one?

Nowhere in particular.

Met him at a rally down at the campus.

You'd better stop joining those rallies.

You're too old for those things.

As long as women are looked upon as second-class citizens,

we should never surrender the fight!

I agree.

I'm not scared of DPAs.

What's a DPA?

It grows big when it gets mad.

Deep Penetration Agent.

So how was he? Is he a winner?

Of course not.

Actually, I'm getting the short end of it.

Even at my age, the curse hasn't left me.

All I ever wanted was to be pleasured.

You shouldn't believe in those things.

Remember what Nora Aunor said? Miracles don't exist!

I think in your case, it's all in the mind.

The curse is real, you idiot.

Many generations have passed for the women of Bataan

and not one of us has ever been sexually satisfied.

No one's hit the prize.

Not a scientist, not an athlete, not a hero.

No one's gotten through the barrier. We have no winners.

We've always had to rely on ourselves.

As long as I keep my nails filed, I'm good to go.

You know what?

I believe that The One is just lurking nearby.

I don't care if he's short, tall, or dark…

The important thing is he doesn't leave me hanging.

I know that I'll find him one day.

The one who will break the spell.

The one who will break me apart.

Amen!

Taho!

Good morning, sunshine!

Good morning, Kaka! Would you like some taho?

No, mister. I'm okay. Thank you.

- Good morning, Kaka! - Taho!

Good morning, mister.

I got you!

You really know what I like!

Sweet, but bold.

Ready to fight for you!

Fight? We have no fighters in the family.

We're done with fighting.

Hey! Why so bitter?

Give that back.

You're too sensitive.

What I meant was… has anyone ever stayed and fight?

- Well… - We're all sick of it, Jorge.

What about us? We've been together since birth.

Friends are different from boyfriends.

We're not compatible.

But I know you'll never give up on me.

You bet.

I'll throw up but not your breasts.

"…but not surrender!"

Your breasts look like they're calling for a baby.

We should go.

Let's go, we're going to be late.

- Left? - Right.

Right. I said to go right.

You went left. I told you to go right!

Don't yell at me!

I panic!

Here, look at my hands.

The L-shape means left.

The right one… that's me.

Why are you pushing this?

What if you have an emergency?

And you need to drive somewhere? This is a life skill.

You need to learn it. It's important.

Besides, it feels different when you hold the power in your hands

to get to wherever you want,

to whomever you need to be with.

That's so deep.

I choked.

You're always joking around.

You know me, I just go with the flow.

Some things you just don't rush.

Rushing things is different from having a plan.

Don't worry, the universe always conspires

for me to get the best out of life.

I hope we manage to get to work, at least.

Tomorrow, let's work on your parallel parking.

I'll just hook up with a driver so he can give me free rides.

Wow, you must love drivers.

No, I love blowjobs. Damn!

Damn! You're wild.

But seriously, maybe the person you're looking for is just close by.

He's getting closer.

He's finally here.

I can see him.

God, he makes me so wet.

You're being so naughty.

Did you say you're we--

Ah, your fantasy's here.

Ugh, he's such a hunk!

He is so handsome.

Oh god, he's looking at me…

Why don't you talk to him instead of stalking him?

I really enjoy how Destiny seems to tease us.

♪ With the way you look, I'm getting suspicious ♪

♪ Something naughty about the way you look at my partner ♪

♪ You can hardly keep your hands to yourself ♪

Miss, are you alright?

This is your fault!

♪ With the way you look, I'm getting suspicious ♪

♪ Something naughty about the way you look at my partner ♪

♪ You can hardly keep your hands to yourself ♪

I tried to approach him, but it was a bust…

I hope we do end up together.

If not, that's alright.

Ah, you met, but he made you wait.

Don't you know?

I just love it when they keep me hanging.

Ugh… oh my god.

♪ We're not for each other ♪

♪ Our paths crossed but we weren't fated ♪

♪ The moment's passed ♪

♪ Let's not make our hearts suffer ♪

♪ I surrender, we're just not meant to be. ♪

Do you like my chorus?

Whoa!

What's wrong with you? You're blinding me!

Go on, get out of here!

Hold on.

- Jorge, hurry up! - I'm coming!

- I'm walking as fast as I can! - Where were you? What took you so long?

I needed a moment.

You're so pretty. You're blooming!

Did you see your office boyfriend?

I saw him, too, last night, in my wildest dreams!

You were there?

Sure! Threesome? Why not?

Sharing is caring, right?

Alright, that's enough. Here's your coffee.

- Latte. - That's mine. Latte for the late sleeper.

Caramel Macchiato, extra sugar for the sweetie.

I can sweat for you, too, Jorge, if you'll let me.

Just one night with you, me, and our sweltering bodies.

Oh my god, yuck.

Yuck, no. I'm picky.

You have some nerve to be picky.

I'm talking to someone on the other line.

And here we have...

…black, for the…

…for your stretched eyebrows.

Ah, thank you.

Are they serious?

- Who are you fighting? - It's none of your business.

What? Their product is an industrial nail!

What other treatment could they possibly want

for that goddamned nail?

It's a nail! A nail! Damn all of you!

Go screw yourselves!

Kaka, I spoke with your interviewer.

You're scheduled to meet after your show. Still up for it?

Of course! Not a problem.

I'm so proud of you!

You're getting your own book published and when it's released,

we're going to make a page. I'll manage it for you!

It's going to go viral, for sure!

Thanks, girls.

And to celebrate, dinner's on me.

What do you guys want?

- I'm up for Japanese. - Italian.

Italian. I already reserved a table.

That was fast.

I'll pass for now, Kaka.

I have a recording later.

But you owe me dinner.

It was a treat, now I owe you?

- Okay, fine! - Alright.

I already told you that's not a good idea.

What's the matter with you?

My gosh! No!

You'll piss off the client.

We can't. That's the deadlne.

What?

Oh my god, fix it.

- Hey. - That's just not possible.

That hurts, what is going on…

Wait, I have someone on the other line. What were you saying?

Are you a snake? Don't coil around me.

What were you saying?

Yes? Hello? Hello?

Hello, I can't hear you!

Don't hold! Don't do it!

Ugh! You're so loud, you bitch!

Christian, I'll call you back.

I have a new project.

We're almost there. I'm finishing it right now.

It's a closed deal!

- I'll see you later. - Bye!

- Hey. - Break a leg.

I got it.

Kaka, stay positive, and if you ever run into a problem,

just look my way. I'll be right with you.

Okay…

- Ooh! Mwah! - Mwah!

Here comes Kaka with her legs wide open.

Ready to lick it good.

And give you all the tips.

Here we go… Come on in…

Hurry, pick up your phones!

Hello? Caller number one?

What can I do you for?

Hello!

DJ Kaka, I'm an OFW.

My husband and I have been away from each other,

because I went abroad.

But now that I try to get him to bed with me, he doesn't respond.

It seems he's gotten cold towards me.

What should I do? Why is he acting that way?

How do you get his attention?

I just tap him once.

And well, that's it, really.

And when he doesn’t want to, I won't push it.

Oh, dear…

Once? Twice? How frequent is 'sometimes'?

Your poke should go with a naughty caress. Makes it more exciting.

Oh no, we're not young anymore.

Age makes things more thrilling.

Show him how much you want him.

Take a hot bath, put on some perfume.

That will turn him on.

Ahh, yes… You feel so good, baby…

Ah! Ah! Ouch!

What if he still doesn't want to?

Lovemaking is like drinking your first cup of coffee…

Your eyes will roll at the back of your head when it hits the right spot.

What I mean is… spice things up a little!

Open yourself up to him in several ways!

What if I chicken out?

You can do it as long as you're focused.

Point it at him! Point yourselves at each other.

More importantly, open wide!

I'm just joking.

All I'm saying is, make him feel your passion.

That he's the only man in your life!

Is it an earthquake?

What are you doing?

Honesty is the best policy, ma'am.

Bottling it all up is unhealthy.

If you can talk about it, that's even better!

Talk dirty with your hubby!

I like that! Thank you so much, DJ Kaka!

- Bye! - Welcome! And come well.

Next caller, come on in!

Hi, DJ Kaka! I won't be asking for advice today but to thank you.

The last tip you gave me on how to pleasure my wife...

The clockwise, counterclockwise trick-- she loved it!

Now she's always excited when I get home.

That's my mission, my sex fiends.

For married couples out there, never forget to say "I Do!"

Next caller, you're in!

Hello, DJ Kaka!

I just want to ask if you still have a conscience.

You're being heard by a lot of people,

but you're all pigs!

You're immoral!

I hope you never know happiness in your life!

You should burn in hell!

Wow! Intense! Crush me, don't curse me!

Enjoy the ride and feel the rush.

Stay tuned for round two!

Sexual desires with DJ Kaka.

This is a blow-out by the corporate sponsor.

This is an exclusive ball, so I just want you to make the most out of it.

Think of it as a reward because our ratings are through the roof thanks to you.

Thank you, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am Felicia.

- Thank you, ma'am. - It's going to be a masquerade ball.

Between me and you, you're going to be seeing a lot of familiar faces.

The lessor of our office space in this building is one of the major sponsors.

I hope my crush will be there.

Oh, by the way, Kaka..

As agreed with Le Vogue Publishing, your editor's here.

Manuel, can you call in the writer?

I already told you to invite her in earlier.

- Ah! - What is wrong with you?

Right. I'm sorry, ma'am.

My god…

So disorganized.

By the way, this editor will also be your ghostwriter.

Ma'am, thank you for doing this for me.

You know writing isn't my forte.

I'm more of a salestalker.

Understandable, that's why I looked for the best.

And I made sure it's someone that you'll get along with

and share the same personality with.

- Ma'am Felicia. - Yes, Manuel. Where is she?

I've been asking you to let her in.

She's right over there.

Oh my god! You've frightened me.

Dear god! What are you doing over there?

Come closer. Have a seat.

I didn't want to butt in earlier.

- I'm Joy from Le Vogue - Hi, Joy.

- It's so nice to meet you, ma'am Felicia. - It's nice to meet you too.

and DJ Kaka.

Yes, I can feel it.

Kidding!

So, okay, ladies. I'll leave you two with it.

Manuel's here. We have snacks and coffee.

Alright?

Ma'am, I haven't bought any snacks yet because of the traffic.

Manuel, can you please just stop mansplaning and serve the food?

Yes, ma'am.

Enjoy your talk, okay?

Bye.

Bye, ma'am Felicia.

Bye.

Game, shoot.

Shoot? What?

What do you mean?

Nothing, what I meant was, talk to me about the book.

Ah…

Forgive me, this is how I normally talk.

No, no. It's good.

Just be comfortable with whatever you want to say.

Don't think that you're saying something wrong,

or if you're saying the right words.

What's important is… you open up.

Fight! Game! I like that!

I'm so open for this booking.

Good, because it's going to be semi-autobiographical.

I'll dig into your past,

and find out about your motivations,

who you really are as a person.

So, for my first question...

Okay…

Have you always wanted to be a love and sex guru?

And how did you manage to get your foot in the door?

Just like any first-timer,

my mind was limited.

My view of the world was tight and narrow.

I mean, so young, so innocent.

And just like a virgin,

the devirginization of my mind wasn't planned.

But I'm happy to have friends, who support me!

I want to take up Mass Communication!

Office clerk?

So just one?

But there's five of us!

Hold up! What are you talking about? Read it again. Looking for…

They are looking for four people.

- So, shall we apply? - Are we doing this?

- Game? - Game. Let's do it.

Go, and may be the best bitch win!

What are we waiting for?

The fate took care of the rest.

As I see it, I don't have to choose my path.

Fate will choose it for me.

But even then, the microphone always held a special appeal for me.

It's amazing when the mic is close to you.

And when I hold it in my hands, and see the red sign light up...

Hello, what can I do so my boyfriend and I would stop fighting?

In happiness, there is give and take.

You can't keep hogging all the fun.

You were chilling with Katherine, or Kaka.

For your musings, just call me up!

What do you think you're doing?

You're amazing!

I like your tip, DJ Kaka! I'll do what you said.

I'll make peace with my boyfriend.

Interesting.

But I was wondering...

You're attractive, sexy, famous, wise when it comes to relationships.

But why are you single?

Sorry, reflex.

Don't you think you should walk the talk?

Where does DJ Kaka run with her lovelife?

Singleness is a choice of happiness.

It's great to be single.

Okay, so your love life is fantastic.

What about your sex life?

Are you happy?

Who's the takeout for?

Are you going through something again?

Says who? It's for Jorge.

I'm not going through this again.

Find a way!

John Presley, can you pipe down?

You're driving all the men away with your loud mouth!

Did you just say my full name? Bogart?

Don't say bad words!

Why don't you give it a rest? Give your phone and secretary a break.

What will happen to our business if I don't work hard?

Right you are!

Talk to the client and tell them to shut their fakeass pussies.

No more demands! They're getting on my nerves!

My god! Such a working girl.

The other one's stressed, the other's distressed.

So, what is it?

Spill it. Go. Make a mess!

Is this my true calling?

Singleness is a blessedness forever?

Silly, you mean "single blessedness"!

YOLO. Solo.

You only live once.

So enjoy yourself at every chance.

Correct! Why buy the whole crate when you haven't got a mate?

I wasn't talking to you! Idiot!

I get it.

But I have a reputation to uphold.

I'm respected.

You're over-reacting. It's not like, you've never had a boyfriend.

Did any of them last?

Almost all of them only lasted three months.

Do they have a quota or something?

After the steamy times, they fade away?

You see, the three-month rule was invented by people who are in denial.

Either they can't achieve what they want,

or they're in denial of giving what they want.

According to Google.

Where did you get that?

Did someone use that rule on you?

Whatever.

Whatever.

As for me, I only have one rule.

It should be as long as a ruler…

Their p... Patience! Just kidding.

You know what, Kaka,

I think you'll find someone who will stay.

If you lowered your standards a little.

Hold up! No, no! Girl, don't do that.

Or at least don't expect anything!

The problem is, you're too idealistic!

20 percent looks, 20 percent compatibility,

20 percent personality, and 40 percent great in bed!

Good lord, her perfect guy!

Girl, you should learn to compromise!

Duh, is it so wrong to hope for a happy honeypot?

She has a point.

It's not just about sex.

Not 'just', but are you willing to adjust?

Girl, we spend half of our lives lying down on bed.

It would be a shame, if we didn't try to enjoy it.

Exactly.

Women who act all prude about sexual pleasure are fakers!

Why can't we feel good on the inside, and outside, too?

Maybe it's not you,

but them who are not made for long-term relationships.

Correct.

You're single, not because you're missing something,

but because people have trouble getting serious.

Amen!

Oh, sorry!

- Wait, hold on. - Have some finesse.

Well, what can I expect? You don't look the type.

- Girl! - Wait, hold on!

Yes?

Hi, good evening. Thank you for calling.

Yes…

I'm sorry, ma'am.

Hon? Are you okay?

Yeah.

Rick?

Kaka.

Hey, long time no see.

You're still beautiful.

This is my wife, Amanda.

You're married.

Happily.

Four years.

Happy family.

Did we ask you?

Who asked you? Dumbass.

Hon, let's go.

I don't like this place.

We'll go ahead.

It was nice seeing you again.

I hope you're happy and well.

- Of course. - Let's go.

- More accidents to your wife. - Bye!

She's trying my patience.

Hey, she's pregnant.

Kaka…

Is that it? Is that what being serious looks like?

Do you I look like I'd fit into that?

Ka, his loss.

If that woman wasn't pregnant, I'd have punched her.

- Christ. - Bye!

I wasn't talking to you! Damnit, Christian, get it together!

- I got you! - Hey!

Jorge! What's wrong with you!

I almost hit you in the face!

You better watch it then.

I just wanted to give you this.

Didn't I tell you not to walk on dark streets all by yourself?

You might catch someone's eye, and get ahead of me.

What was that?

Nothing. I said, always stay on your toes.

Some creep might walk up to you.

I don't need this from you right now.

I've had enough heartache for today.

Why, what happened?

Can I help? What would you like?

I want a good prodding.

There you go again. I'm conservative.

I wasn't talking about that, silly.

I want to prod you.

Let's prod each other.

Alright, alright. Like old times?

- Prod and Forget - I'm game.

- Let's do it. - Let's go!

Give me a treat!

Let's dig in.

Phew.

Here it is.

Dig in, while it's hot!

That's more like it!

- You know... - What?

I'm so glad you're here. You're the bomb.

- Is this for me? - Yep.

Don't worry.

Whatever it is, I got you!

♪ Deep in the night ♪

♪ I'm with you ♪

♪ It's just the two of us ♪

♪ We don't need words ♪

♪ I bite my lips ♪

♪ as you hide your smile ♪

♪ I don't need anything else ♪

♪ but your kiss ♪

♪ I don't know where this is going ♪

♪ I'm not sure if I should fall in love ♪

♪ I don't know if it's you and me until the end ♪

♪ All I know is I love you ♪

♪ right now ♪

Ah!

We can move in normal speed now.

- Where did she come from? - Hi.

No, I just asked her to perform a demo.

- Thanks for making the time, Marion. - Sure. Thanks, boss.

- Would you like a shot? - I'll have some.

Ah, okay.

I'll go ahead, boss.

- Ah, yes, sure. - Thanks for the drink.

Thanks for coming.

I'll just take this for the road. The last one didn't quite hit it.

- Thank you. - It's all yours. Take care!

You look thirsty!

She must have ran all the way here.

Well, anyway.

What's your story?

What happened?

I'm going to start.

- Am I ugly? - Why don't we just wrestle?

- No, I'm serious… - You're making fun of me.

Where is this coming from?

I just saw Rick. He's married now.

Why do they never choose me? Why can't they stay?

Well, Rick is…

Rick caught you messing with his washing machine.

What did you expect?

It looks like his appliances made you happier than he did.

I just want to know,

why can't I seem to make them stay with me.

Ah…

Nobody stays or you don't want them to?

The thing is, whenever somebody breaks up with you,

Or you want to break up with somebody.

For you, it's always final.

You don't want to chase, or be chased.

How am I supposed to chase after them?

They don't want anything to do with me, once it's done.

- They just disappear. - I have nothing new to tell you.

When you're upset, I'll say "nevermind them…"

"It's going to be alright."

Is that what you're looking for?

That's why I came to you.

Maybe that's something you need to work on.

Start with yourself. Be the change that you want to see.

You're probably right…

There's nothing to lose, if you try.

Whatever.

- But I need some pounding. - What?

What are you talking about?

Oh, did you know? There's a party tomorrow.

Ma'am Felicia gave me tickets.

Those men better brace themselves.

Kaka's coming, with her legs wide open!

Bless their souls.

Amen.

- By the way… - What?

You asked me earlier, if you're ugly.

You're not ugly. You're very pretty.

You really love me!

Very much.

This is it!

Thank you!

Welcome to the Sana Oil Masquerade Ball!

This is the wildest night in the city!

And for one night only, you can choose to be whoever you want to be.

So get ready to sail into the night.

All aboard, party people!

- How's the party? - It's so fun!

- Hi! - Hello.

Enjoy…

Oh… Cheers.

Careful, now. Don't fall.

Haven't I already?

Sorry about that.

I get a bit light-headed when I drink.

It's alright.

You know what, you just have to relax,

And sometimes, the best way is not to fight it but to give in.

Ride the tides…

Just let yourself be slapped around by the waves.

I like the sound of that.

I like being slapped.

Huh?

Nothing.

- Care to dance? - Oh my.

Why not?

Why are you wet?

Don't mind it. It's fine.

I hope it doesn't put you off.

I'm just really straightforward.

No, I don't mind.

Actually, I like it.

Forward, sideward, backward.

Award!

Let's go?

What was that?

Where's Kaka?

Are you okay?

Yes! I'm more than okay!

Was it that good, dear?

Yes, Ma!

Really?

Yes, Lolita! If you only knew!

It was good?

- Apparently! - Was it good?

Oh and Ma, Lolita--

My feet were doing this!

Clapping together!

I'm so happy for you, my dear!

Thank you, Lolita!

Finally! The curse is broken!

If you had such a swell time, why didn't you bring home the man?

That's the thing, Ma.

I just passed out and I didn't know what to do next.

I was exhausted.

But don't worry.

We'll find him.

I've told my friends.

They'll hunt him down.

Come on out, please!

Please!

Tell us who you are!

Make the jaw bigger! Hello!

Bearded, all over his face. And huge set of teeth.

Ears are pointed.

Eyes, a bit too big.

Is this him?

Why does it look like you?

Up! Up! And here we go!

I am looking for someone.

A man who is wearing a wolf mask.

Can you help me find him?

My friend is looking for him.

- I was at the precinct earlier. - Yeah?

Something's been bothering me. I really do look like the sketch.

Maybe it was you.

I don't know but the eyes, the lips, the teeth…

So what happened?

- I want to believe it was me. - It must be you!

Wow! You just got here and you're already pissed off!

Jorge, for you.

Wow, I'm surprised you thought about me!

Of course, how could I forget about you?

Sorry, I just had to change into something else.

That mystery guy is elusive.

It's your fault.

Why didn't you remove his mask when you were doing the deed?

You think I had the chance to worry about that?

I was in the middle of a war!

When you're in the thick of it, just ride it!

You should go wash your mouths.

The only lead we have left is his cock.

Your mouth is so dirty. You can't stop talking about dicks.

I remember his cock vividly.

It's huge, long,

and more importantly,

it has a mole on the left side.

And since there are plenty of dick pics online.

We just might chance upon it.

There's tons of them, that's going to be hell.

I think it's the mysterious ones that are the most exciting.

Okay. So what's your plan?

When you meet this wolf guy...

Who told you it was a wolf guy?

Pre told me. He got a police sketch and told me about it.

What?

He's my forever.

A bit of a stretch, don't you think?

He's the one who broke the curse!

He's what I've been waiting for.

So you think he's "The One".

Yes, I have a feeling.

It's him.

Yes, he's my partner for life.

So you base your "The One", on a one night stand?

Why not?

No, back then, when a man doesn't satisfy you,

you leave them right away.

Now that you've found what you're looking for,

it sounds like it's all that matters to you.

I keep telling you, Ka, don't I?

That it's not just about sex.

True. Of course, I'll still get to know him.

But you see,

now he has an advantage.

I think you should go freshen up.

Some semen got in your eyes,

because you're so blind.

It's so graphic! I love it!

- You like that? - I like that!

Aha!

What?

What if we can't find him,

because he doesn't want to be found?

I see.

What if you actually know this person?

True!

They don't want to be found,

they don't want to confess because it's going to be awkward.

Well, then, he must be crazy.

He'd be missing out on a free ride to heaven.

Because they already shared a moment.

But what if he stands to lose more if he confesses?

What if it's just a joyful mystery,

where they get along as long as they don't deal with their feelings?

Then the guy's a big fat coward for someone with a big dick.

It's not cowardice to choose friendship over a relationship.

Lovers are for sex, friends are forever.

True. But if you're friends with your lover,

that doubles the fun!

And that's the risk you have to take.

If you lose, then sorry.

But if you win, happy!

Happy!

Ah, the truth is…

Soemone's calling! It's Babet!

- Answer it. - Answer it!

I found him!

Who is it?!

Good thing, I know someone from your venue last night.

The security guy knows a security guy whose cousin is the valet,

and has access to the guestlist.

The name of the guy we're looking for is Levi Sales.

Levi Sales?

Can't find much on him. No social media, no photos.

Can't see his job, or videos, but at least now we have a name, right?

Levi Sales?

Yes! And I love it!

Wow.

I can't wait to see him.

Eyes on the road. Take a right on the next exit.

His name, Levi,

it's so fancy!

I think he's rich.

I said, turn right. You missed it.

Sorry, it slipped my mind.

Because all you ever think about is that Levi guy.

Your eyes keep wandering when you should be focusing on what's in front of you.

Geez. What's eating you?

Relax!

You're wasting gas.

You're wasting time and effort.

You only think about yourself.

You don't see the things around you.

And you don't see me!

Because to be honest, I've always had--

Oh no...

I got you! Wait here, I'll handle it.

Oh, man. Sir, I'm really sorry.

I wasn't driving. Someone else was at the wheel..

I hope you understand.

How do we do this?

Boss, maybe we can settle this?

It's my fault, I let someone else drive.

- But I'll take care of it. - Oh my god, what's taking so long?

I'm really sorry about this, boss.

I'm trying to work it out.

- You? - Have we met?

At the office. Same building.

Really?

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry about this.

I'll just pay for the damages.

I'm sorry.

No, it's okay. It was an accident, and anyway, it's insured.

Dinner. I want to make it up to you.

Hey, you're going too fast.

Alright, sure. Mom always said, never say to blessings.

Anyway, I'm Levi Sales.

Oh my god! Mystery Man and the person who broke the curse are one and the same!

That hurts!

Are you really Levi Sales?

By the way, my name is...

Kaka.

Katherine.

That's enough.

He wants to leave. That's enough.

Everything's good, sir. Again, we're so sorry.

Are you done? We need to get to work.

We're really sorry.

God bless. Take care.

♪ I want to let her know ♪

♪ That I love her ♪

♪ It's all I've ever wanted ♪

♪ If I did try to tell her ♪

♪ I wouldn't know how to start ♪

♪ When you see her ♪

♪ Could you tell her for me? ♪

♪ Could you tell her that I love her ♪

♪ I don't mind if she loves somebody else ♪

♪ Please tell her not to worry ♪

♪ I'm not expecting anything back ♪

♪ I know it's weird but ♪

♪ it is what it is ♪

♪ But still, please, tell her for me ♪

Sir Jorge!

Was that good?

Five minutes break. I'll just review it.

What's the matter?

It's exhausting, man.

I'm tired of going after someone,

who wants somebody else.

Getting tired is normal, bro.

But to stop, that's your choice.

The real challenge is living with that choice.

So… Katherine.

What do you do for a living?

I'm a DJ.

DJ Kaka.

For the news or music segment?

I give out advice.

They tell me their troubles and I listen.

I try to make them happy.

Ah, so you're in public service.

Yes, something like that.

What about you? What do you do?

I design and erect buildings.

Yes! I love them erect!

Do you remember?

Huh? Sorry?

At the party? On the yacht?

I don't remember. Maybe we bumped into each other or shared a drink?

Yes! On the bed!

That's a shame. I can't remember anything.

Want me to remind you?

No need. We can start at the beginning.

Acting innocent, huh?

You, what are you into?

I like a handsome face, thick eyebrows, fit…

and sweet!

What about you?

What do you like?

- I like long-lasting relationships. - For the long-haul.

Like my parents. Not a lot of relationships last these days.

But I like things that I work hard for.

Like with insurance. They're guaranteed.

What about romance?

What's your favorite position?

I'm old school.

I believe in traditional values. To be educated and stay humble.

Blessed but living simply.

Wow…

I feel so blessed.

A pleasant girl…

Conservative, modest,

and I like the slow process of getting to know each other,

so we can walk hand in hand towards heaven.

That's what I like to hear.

Please bring me to heaven.

Wow, you're such a gentleman.

You can leave me here.

Okay. Bye.

Would you like some coffee? Something to warm you up?

Coffee?

It's fine. Mom says it's going to be tough

to get eight hours of sleep, if I drink coffee at night.

Your mom sounds sweet

What about milk, would you like some?

That's for breakfast.

Okay, water, then?

No, thank you.

Coconut juice?

You don't want to? Alright…

I'll go ahead.

Can we do this again?

Please?

Okay.

I'm so in. Let's do it again and again.

Okay, just call me.

Okay?

I'm going now.

Bye.

Bye.

Katherine…

I can't bear to see you walk alone.

Let's go, I'll walk you.

You're so sweet.

Take it slow. I fall in love easily.

But if you don't have plans, better stop now.

It's up to you.

But why me?

Because I don't start on something I don't intend to finish.

I don't like leaving people hanging.

Is that so?

That makes me moist.

I believe that all of this

has a reason,

has a deeper meaning.

Could it be…. Destiny?

Let's go?

♪ In the story ♪

♪ Running through my head ♪

♪ You're beside me ♪

♪ and we're sharing dreams together ♪

♪ The one day ♪

♪ the stars will be within our reach ♪

♪ I carry you in my arms ♪

♪ I'll conquer the world for the both of us ♪

♪ You'll never leave my side ♪

♪ wherever life takes us ♪

♪ but now… ♪

Why are you watering the plants at night, asshole?

I hope your plants die!

♪ where have you gone? ♪

Screw this.

Levi?

- Somebody broke into our house! - What?

Hurry! Hurry!

Get my whip!

I need my whip!

What are you doing?

I'm dancing on Tiktok!

- Jesus. - What happened to you?

I just changed things up. Why? It looks good.

Are you serious? It doesn't go with your personality.

You said it! Your granddaughter wants to change herself

for that Levi guy!

I did not join the women's struggle,

just to tolerate that poor attitude!

True that! Uphold those ideals, Lolita! Fight!

Even when I gave birth to you,

you didn't adjust for your mother.

I had to adjust for you, my child.

That's why I had a Caesarean delivery.

Now you want to change for this random what's-his-face.

Correct!

He should be the one sadjusting for you!

Ma, Lolita.

I'm not trying to force myself on anyone.

It's still me.

A new me!

Presenting… the new Katherine!

Shouldn't we be open to change?

A wise friend once told me.

"Be the change you wanna see."

That's different. This is different.

Well,what did you mean, then?

Here I am, taking others into consideration.

I'm making adjustments on myself.

Fine. Be like that. I was just on my way out.

Bye, Ma!

Bye, Lolita!

- I don't get you! - Please.

Suit yourself!

I'm going.

- Mom, when will she come around? - How would I know?

Wait, Kaka. Please, don't be like that.

Sorry about the things I said. Let's make up!

Make up?

Was I talking to you?

Wait, Kaka.

Let's make peace.

Don't you want coffee?

I don't drink coffee anymore.

I prefer tea now.

Yeah right.

You can't fool me, woman.

You don't drink tea because you can't pronounce their names.

You can't even spell them.

Try spelling Chrysanthemum tea.

C-R…

Oops, that's wrong! And you were just getting started.

You know what I meant.

All I'm saying is,

if you're going to change something for the better,

don't change yourself,

for someone else.

Real. Real is sexy.

Can you just let me be?

Just this time?

Let's get to know Levi.

You're serious, aren't you?

Dead serious.

Jorge, he's going to introduce me to his family.

Jorge, please?

For me, please?

Alright, fine. I got you, don't I?

Don't be sad. Okay?

Okay? One more smile?

There we go!

Ma, pa, this is my friend, Katherine Bataan.

- Hello, ma'am, sir. Good evening. - Hello.

My papa, Danilo. And my mama…

Danny for short.

Sue Petra.

Supah?

No, no. Sue Pet…ra. Petra.

- Sue Petra. - Yes! Thank you for learning so fast!

She's a fast-learner!

I'm like that. I’m good with my tongue.

You silly girl!

- She's so funny! - She is.

So this is how rich people laugh.

It has flair.

- Would you like to have some tea? - Yes, ma'am.

Please serve.

Oh, Katherine, by the way. I heard that you are in public service.

How do you help those who listen to your radio program?

I give them tips for good health and happiness.

I see.

Like a lifestyle coach.

- Yes, sir. - I like that. That sounds great.

I love a person with a big heart.

Actually, big heart.

Katherine.

I do believe that the best profession is still a homemaker.

Dear, the thing she does is called charity.

I still prefer homemaking.

Homemaker? Why not?

I'm okay with it. I'm good at that.

Really?

How?

I'm flexible.

And I clean as I go.

And I'm good with my hands.

You're perfect, dear.

It's true, everything that you said about her.

She's really special, isn't she?

Now, there's one member of the family that you still need to meet.

Who is it?

Is your family religious?

Yes, sir.

We get on our knees. Does that count?

Yes. It's called Devotion.

You should really put Jesus in the center of your relationship.

So you are safe from distraction and temptation.

You will be secure because you put Jesus at the center of it all.

Yes, Mama. With Jesus in between, the devil will not intervene.

- Isn't that right, mama? - Yes. Amen.

Like it says in the scriptures, "Impetuosity is sin."

I repeat, "Impetuosity is sin."

So you kids who are too impulsive,

Better prepare yourself,

for the eternal fire of hell.

Wow…

Are you okay, babe?

It's so hot in here.

I think I need holy water.

I have decided. Katherine is a good candidate.

I'm right here.

Thank you, Mama.

If that is the case, I want to meet her parents.

Let's set the date.

I agree, while she's young and her womb is healthy.

Womb?

I'm just listening, but what do you mean?

Babe, they're talking about us settling down.

Like marriage?

Don't you want to?

What happened?

I don't know but here we are.

Wow, you just did it, and now you're getting tied up!

It's Destiny's fault.

Ugh, I'm going to kick that Destiny in the face.

You're crazy.

Guys, aren't you happy for me?

We are, but still!

That settles it then.

Please give him a chance

Let's get to know him. Let's go on an outing.

- That sounds expensive. - But it's our chance to hang out!

It takes too much effort! Besides, that's boring.

And it's tough to book a place these days.

- Yeah, that's true. - Yes.

They own a resort, girl. It's all for free.

Since you're considered family,

I want you to come with us.

Well, why didn't you say so?

I already packed my bags. I'm just waiting for you!

I love packing!

Wait, I have a question.

What is it, bud?

This is just an example.

What if the man you met at the party isn't Levi?

And you never had a one night stand.

Will you still want to be with him?

Yes!

- And why, candidate five? - Do you need an interpreter?

A choreographer?

No, I believe, I'd still be interested in him.

Because he makes me feel like a natural woman!

I want to be better for him!

For myself, too.

Girl, better means boring.

I'll never be a boring girl!

Wow, are you sure?

What have you guys done in bed?

"Intimacy is key", isn't that what you always tell your callers?

Well, we're still at the foreplay stage.

We'll get to that soon.

Babe? Can we celebrate this?

Let's come and join together.

I still have work tomorrow.

But if you really love me, you'd make time for me, right?

Let's do a test run.

But I still want to know you deeper.

I also want to get to know you much deeper.

I want it so badly.

What's the deal?

Close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

Lord, lead us not into temptation!

Lord! O, Lord! Lord, I call on you!

It's okay. Let's not do it.

I'll just do it myself.

I'm leaving.

- Babet, give me that. - Open!

- Where are your stuff? - Here's the other one.

Hurry up!

- Is it heavy? - Yes, it is. You've got a lot of stuff.

Oh, come here! Yes, me! Me!

- Kaka! - Come in here, hurry.

Yes, I'm coming, Ma!

One more! One more!

This is so fun!

I'm so excited!

Jorge!

Jorge, let's go!

Hurry up.

What happened?

Hey! Kaka!

What happened to you?

Did you have a stroke?

Huh? Hey!

Nothing, grandma.

I just need Vitamin C.

Come on, let's get going.

We'll get stuck in traffic. Let's go.

Ma, take the back seat with your boyfriend.

Quickly!

I'm so excited!

We're here!

- Hi! - I'd like to welcome you to our resort.

Hi, babe.

- My mom, Mama Kams. - Hello.

- My Grandma Lolita. - Hi!

Babet.

My bestfriend, Jorge.

And my other bestfriends.

Sicee.

Bo.

Pre.

And I'm Bitoy, nineteen.

She's my baby girl.

Please feel at home.

We should. You invited us.

Smells like a fight is brewing.

Could you show us to our rooms, dear?

So we can change into our swimming attires.

♪ Baby girl I want you ♪

♪ Baby girl I need you ♪

♪ Like a little bit of sunshine in my rainy days ♪

♪ Girl you know I want you ♪

♪ and I know you need me ♪

♪ So be with me every hour every night and day ♪

♪ You are my sunshine ♪

♪ Even on my dark nights ♪

♪ And in this life you are the highlight ♪

♪ You are my sunshine ♪

♪ Even on my dark nights ♪

♪ And in this life you are the highlight ♪

♪ I wake up in the morning and see your face ♪

♪ You're my source of energy and light ♪

♪ You're my vitamins and it's not the same without you ♪

♪I'm struck by your beauty ♪

♪ In sadness, you're my joy ♪

♪ In darkness, you're my light ♪

♪ You're the one I love ♪

♪ In a word I love you ♪

♪ You have a real beauty ♪

♪ Your heart tells me you're in it for the long haul ♪

♪ You have a real beauty ♪

♪ Your heart tells me you're in it for the long haul ♪

♪ Baby girl I want you ♪

♪ Baby girl I need you ♪

♪ Like a little bit of sunshine in my rainy days ♪

♪ Girl you know I want you ♪

♪ and I know you need me ♪

♪ So be with me every hour every night and day ♪

♪ You are my sunshine ♪

♪ Even on my dark nights ♪

♪ And in this life you are the highlight ♪

♪ You are my sunshine ♪

♪ Even on my dark nights ♪

♪ And in this life you are the highlight ♪

♪ Baby girl I want you ♪

♪ Baby girl I need you ♪

♪ Like a little bit of sunshine in my rainy days ♪

♪ Girl you know I want you ♪

♪ and I know you need me ♪

♪ So be with me every hour every night and day ♪

♪ You are my sunshine ♪

♪ Even on my dark nights ♪

♪ And in this life you are the highlight ♪

♪ You are my sunshine ♪

♪ Even on my dark nights ♪

♪ And in this life you are the highlight ♪

Doc, is your husband joining?

Ah, well, he's with his other family.

How about your husband?

Somewhere out there.

Last time I saw him, he said, he was searching for himself.

Am I supposed to join him on that?

I think not. Nevermind.

Grandma, I'm very sorry to hear that.

It must have been hard for you.

It really is difficult when your family is broken. Abnormal.

Hey, hey. Did you say abnormal?

Mama, dysfunctional.

Oh, I'm truly sorry. I meant dysfunctional. Thank you, dear.

Dysfunctional. Dysfunctional.

Anyway, moving forward.

They're saying they plan on getting married?

Yes, auntie, grandma, if you'll allow it, we want to get married as soon as possible.

Of course, dear. Who would object to such a thing?

You even kindly accepted Katherine.

He's lucky to have my granddaughter, too.

Not everyone is comfortable with themselves,

like my Katherine is, am I right?

She's headstrong.

Your grandma's right.

Old people really know how to spoil their granddaughters.

Screw this woman.

Who are you calling 'old', huh?

Grandma, let's eat first. Ma, please eat. Babet, go on…

Auntie, Grandma, do you consent?

To be part of our family?

I don't have a choice on the matter.

Whatever makes my daughter happy, I will support her.

Thank you, ma.

Grandma, Babet…

That's great, then.

I've been wanting a grandchild.

If you could get married tomorrow, I wouldn't object.

So you can go straight to your honeymoon.

And then Katherine quits her job, move out,

and then you'll be the perfect wife to my son.

Quit my job?

Yes, sweetheart.

Quit your job. You're going to be a homemaker, aren't you?

We already talked about this, dearie.

Who is going to take care of my baby boy?

Who's going to help him shave? And iron his trousers?

And don't forget this bit, girl.

His slippers should always remain outside. His favorite slippers.

If you expect me to give him up from my care,

I need to be sure someone else will do the job.

Hold on just a minute.

Are you going to enslave my granddaughter?

That's messed up, and we're not having it.

You mean, you'll have my daughter just popping out babies?

Just as much as her body can handle, am I right?

So start having babies, you two!

I want six grandchildren, do you understand, my boy?

- Yes, papa. - Good!

Now, hold it right there. Where do you people come from?

Where did you come from?

My parents are from Bacolod. They're farm owners.

Then, of course his parents are from Pampanga.

We combined our two families. Ilonggo and Kapampangan.

Mom, I think we'd better eat the food.

I like putting things in my mouth.

Yummy.

Ma, Lolita, tomorrow, we'll go to church.

We still have some things planned.

We'll go somewhere nice.

You mean you still want to go on with this?

Kaka, I'm sure you witnessed how that family behaved around us.

Didn't you see?

Remember, if you go through with this, you won't get off so easily.

We really don't get off that easily, Mom.

Ma, just because they're different?

You're barking up the wrong tree!

Kaka, that family has different values from us.

Didn't you see how they treated you?

All they think of you is a baby factory.

Especially that Mother Superior.

Ma, it's "Sue Petra".

I've had many patients tell me the same story.

They seem to think that once they get married,

it means they've surrendered all rights they have over their own body.

You are better than that, my darling.

Better?

Where have these values gotten us?

I think they're starting to rub off on you.

Are you looking down on us also? Huh?

What they were saying is true.

We're not normal.

We've never been complete.

Nobody ever wants to stay with us.

We're lonely, but we pretend like we're proud to be alone,

because people would pity us otherwise.

My child, do we fall short of your expectations?

That's not what I meant, Ma.

I never told you but I was envious of my friends,

and my classmates.

On Family Day, they had their father with them, I didn't.

None of my past relationships lasted

because I keep trying to fill that space.

I keep looking for it.

The missing piece is here!

Maybe you're right.

I've held on to myself too much.

I've become too closed up that I allow no one else in.

Except for...

Except for you and your mother.

But...

But...

I'm sorry, I won't lower myself to their level.

Just to keep the peace. I don't want to.

What more do you want from us?

Ma…

We always make sure to fill you with love.

And when we give, it is always in excess.

Hoping you'll never feel like you are lacking.

But I guess it's not enough.

Mom, we're not enough.

Ma, Lolita,

that's not what I'm saying at all.

It's not our fault

that their understanding is limited.

That their only definition of a family,

includes a man.

My dear, I think women have bigger balls.

When it comes to dealing with responsibilities.

We do not run away from them.

Let's go, Kamila.

Ma, where are we going?

That's your cue to walkout, dumbass.

How are you?

Is Lolita still mad?

You've heard?

You know they're right, don't you?

They're concerned about you.

I want to have a complete family to go home to.

Is that wrong?

You already have that.

You have us.

You have them, and me.

That's different.

Because it doesn't involve sex?

That's not it.

I just want something different. I hope things would change.

You know, for the future?

To have "The One."

To know how it feels to be complete.

We have an unconventional life,

and I want to fix that.

Maybe things will start looking up for us.

You really love him, then?

Yes, I think so.

Well if you're happy, then I got you.

Thank you.

I'm so glad you decided to come.

Of course! It's free breakfast.

And today is round two. We're going to win this time.

Did you rest well?

Why, sure.

It was the most normal sleep.

Sleep is really good for seniors.

Long rests are best for them.

Danny, you and your wife are getting old as well.

I know that men no longer in their prime start to have prostate problems.

How is yours doing?

Well, not much going on down there.

Danilo.

In our family, the things that go on inside the bedroom are considered private.

Private, not for public consumption.

It's only for the bedroom.

You only do it in the bedroom?

How sad!

I sense erectile dysfunction?

No sexual activity due to frigidity?

Stop saying that…

Are you implying...

And aggrevated response.

- Defensive. - Stop it!

Stop it. Stop talking!

What is that noise? What's that?

Ma'am, look.

Let me see!

Oh my god!

What's taking you so long? Give me that.

Levi! Look at this!

Katherine, is this you?

What's this?

Levi.

Levi, that was a long time ago.

I don't know anything about that.

Levi, that's a huge embarrassment!

What is this? Huh?

What is happening?

End it! End it!

Let's talk about this.

There is nothing more to talk about.

You are a harlot and you do not belong to this family!

What did she say? Harriot?

"Harlot"! Stupid!

- It means "slut." - Wait, wait.

You have no right to treat my daughter like this.

She made a mistake but that doesn't give you the license

to disrespect her.

That's right!

She's the victim here.

We raised her with dignity.

Not like you!

You have small breasts!

My breasts are fine! The three of you just have excessively large pairs!

You like to ridicule and look down on the poor!

Loud-mouth! Fatty!

- Hey! - Nothing like that.

Oh, sorry. Take two. Hypocrites!

All of you!

What?

Get out of my property! Leave! Get out, all of you!

You don't belong with our family.

Wait, hold on.

Levi, aren't you going to say something?

Aren't you affected? Why aren't you reacting?

Levi?

Jorge, please don't put Levi on the spot.

Can you really blame me? My parents?

It's a sin to disobey your parents.

Well, shit!

Just now you wanted to marry her, now you're dissing her?

She brings shame to the family!

How dare you paint yourself the victim!

Jorge!

Jorge, stop it!

I'm on your side!

Not like this!

I'm just looking out for you.

All I ever do is to think about you, Kaka.

Why are you turning on me?

You're the one at fault. You should say sorry.

Me, say sorry?

I'm the one who should say sorry?

Seriously, Kaka! I'm your guy!

I always have your back because you're always sure, I'll never leave you.

Well, some things don't last forever, Kaka.

I'm putting my feet down this time.

This is over.

Jorge!

Jorge!

Why did you turn on him?

He was making it worse!

You idiot! How are we supposed to go home?

We don't have a ride, remember?

Damn idiot.

So the van's gone? What about my stuff?

Sir Jorge?

Are we good?

Let's do one more for safety, but let's take a break.

Five minutes.

Again?

Your face says it's going to be more than five minutes.

Something's still bothering you.

Have you decided?

I give up.

Great.

- Did anything change? - Yeah.

It's worse, the loneliness.

The life that I've always known disappeared along with her.

That only means you're not ready to give up just yet.

Because you still see a possibility.

For the both of you.

Maybe it's not too late, huh?

Let's see.

Give me five minutes to decide.

- Five minutes? - Yeah.

Game. I'm about to decide.

Get out of here.

You're on. Go!

Four minutes and thirty seconds.

Are you for real?

DJ Kaka, you're a whore!

Ban her show! Flirt! Slut!

She's just doing it all for attention! More views, more money!

You must taste so good! Let's meet! You and my whole gang!

Good morning. Don't go to work, there's a lot of threats.

I only want you to be safe...

Hang in there! xoxo

No.

Just do it like I'm telling you.

Hold on a second.

Bud, I'm sorry. Hey, he's coming around.

Why are you ignoring me?

Jorge, don’t do this…

Seenzone? Ouchie.

Hey. Eat something, won't you? You're finishing all the ice cream.

Eat some real food, please.

What would you like? I'll cook for you.

I can whip up some adobo, paella, foie gras…

I don't want anything. I don't want to eat.

You've been sulking for too long.

Rise above it, girl.

You can talk to us.

It's going to pass.

Just keep on fighting.

It's just a test. Stand your ground!

We should take down everyone who trample on women's rights.

Aren't you tired?

Because I am.

I'm tired of this miserable life.

Who wants to be alone?

Maybe the reason why we're so protective of you

is because we've been through so much pain ourselves.

You're right about that, ma'am

There's a famous quote that goes...

"Behind every bitch is a man who broke her heart."

You know, your mother's right.

Look at our dining table. There's just enough for all of us.

There are no extra chairs.

Do you know why?

Once, we gave.

And they took, and they took, and left us with nothing.

Maybe we meant to carry on on our own after all,

because we decided we'd make ourselves happy

and love ourselves.

We're not making our happiness someone else's responsibility.

We may not have a husband, we may not be married.

Whether or not, we're dating or have a boyfriend.

It doesn't mean we have no one we can rely on.

Your partner in life doesn't have to be your spouse.

In all of my battles in life.

Your mother has always been by my side.

I have my patients.

Your grandmother, and you.

Like how you are and Jorge, darling. You are soulmates.

We're not soulmates. We're just friends.

Soulmates don't always have to be your lovers.

It's a bonus when you find one that's both.

Lolita, can you not tease us?

Jorge is not my "The One."

We've always been bestfriends.

We're not compatible.

Sure, you were friends. You were bestfriends.

But what are you now?

Is he still going to talk to me?

After that scandal. He's not even answering my calls.

My bashers keep calling me a tramp.

Ugh. The internet is swarming with bashers and bullies.

They love to hate you, and they hate to love you.

Girl, you climbed your way up the rankings!

- What are you saying? - Don't you know?

You've been trending for three weeks now!

I think your fans are concerned about you, too.

But if other people do not approve of you,

The more you should embrace yourself,

And accept your faults.

Your acne scars, stretch marks, saggy boobs.

Right?

Kaka, that's where it starts before you can make things right.

Smile, my darling, won't you?

Remember, the women of this clan are the true warriors in bed!

And what other war is there?

Babe, why didn't you tell us you were coming?

Right, I could have had you surrounded by security.

True! I have vast connections with bouncer boys.

- Are you okay? - I can handle it.

And after that, she keeps sleeping around, right?

There's none left for the rest of us!

Yes, I'm a flirt! A seductress, a whore!

You're all just jealous!

All of you!

At least I'm not lying to myself!

Unlike you!

You might think I'm just a worm.

But just you wait, tomorrow...

I'll be a beautiful butterfly!

Here comes Kaka, open wide for you.

Ready to lick you good.

Let's go off-topic today.

Real talk this time.

I know many of you have seen my video.

I won't deny it.

I certainly can't hide it from you.

In that video, I did something that was distasteful.

Because I loved someone, and I put my trust in him.

And yes, I enjoyed myself.

That's not a bad thing!

Every woman has the right to find whatever it is that makes them happy.

All I ask of you,

is not to judge my whole life because of one video.

I am not just a mistake.

Like my friend said, "It's not just about sex."

So if I ever helped you out, or made you laugh,

made you stop to think,

and you had some fun during my program.

I hope you manage to get past this hump.

Open your mind.

Open yourself up to me, DJ Kaka.

Because I'm back!

Fresher, wilder,

more open

and excited for what's coming.

Manuel, this is late again.

Sorry, ma'am.

Highest rating ever!

You don't even need a promotional campaign!

You're such a genius! A gem, Kaka!

Thank you, ma'am. Thank you so much for not pulling me off-air.

Never!

I have also some good news for you.

Our book is almost finished!

And when we launch it at this time,

for sure, it's going to be a best-seller.

And this is our proposed book cover.

Nice.

We're just waiting for the Foreword.

So in case you want some parts changed, revised,

or you'd like to add some additional insights…

Actually, I do have something to add.

I realized how real and honest we've been with the things included in this book.

Not just in the context of sex life.

But in dealing with life in general.

First, explore yourself,

love yourself.

I don't regret taking a chance on something completely new.

Because I learned more about my true self through that experience.

Release the inner beast.

A woman should never underestimate her capacity to bounce back better.

So work it and slay.

Have the courage to dream.

To turn your fantasies into reality.

And when in doubt, stand your ground, Just keep on trying.

Roleplay your way.

Look at me, for example. Who would have known DJ Kaka,

a simple radio DJ would get to publish a book!

DJ Kaka, what about number five, Climax, have you claimed it?

The giddiness, I get from being with my friends and family, too.

Not everything is about lust.

How is your heart doing?

Heart to heart…

We'll get to that.

Kaka.

What are you doing here?

So, are you getting money off of it? Did you sell it?

Kaka, I'm sorry.

But I wasn't the one who spread the video.

I took my phone to the repair shop.

I didn't know they messed with it.

Now it's gone viral.

Kaka, let's stop this.

Your friend already beat me up.

Who?

Jorge.

Everywhere I go, he's got eyes on me.

I thought he stopped caring.

Impossible.

Even back when we were dating,

he was always looking out for you.

He warned me back then.

Stop making a fool of Kaka! I'm warning you.

After so many years,

he finally got me.

He never stopped caring about you.

You do know that, right?

Actually, I don't.

I thought I knew him, but I don't know him at all.

Jorge? Jorge!

Jorge!

Feb, 1995.

Kaka was so frightened by what we watched. She cried.

Ever since then, I promised, whatever happens,

I won't let Kaka get hurt again.

She's ugly when she cries.

- Let's enroll in Mass Comm. - Game!

Mass Comm...

To make sure, I'll never leave her side.

Because I want to see her happy.

I like seeing her smile,

and be surrounded by her light.

Even if she doesn't see me.

Where's Jorge?

Sis, I didn't tell you. I made him a promise.

What?!

Well, you'll never be able to catch up to him anyway, so it doesn't matter.

He said he's going to the U.S. He took that job.

Airport. Airport. I need to get to the airport.

Whoa, Ka, good luck with the traffic.

It's rush hour. It's going to be tough to book a ride.

Hold on a minute, Ka.

Don't you think you've reached the finish line?

What do you think?

No, I can do this. I have to try to go after him.

Get out of the way!

Jorge…

Please wait for me.

Jorge…

Jorge!

Get out of the way!

My love life's on the line!

♪ That one day the stars will be within our reach ♪

- Hello, Kaka! - I won't make it in time.

Ka, Sicee made a mistake. Jorge isn't at the airport.

What?

♪ You'll never leave my side wherever life takes us ♪

♪ But now, where have you gone? ♪

Jorge?!

What?

Since when have you been well-hung?

I was born with it.

- It has a mole? - A lot of guys have moles like that.

Levi has the same mole.

You're mole twinsies.

It's just a coincidence.

Where were you on the night of the party?

Who knows! I can't remember!

I saw it in your car!

You were there that night.

How could that be a coincidence?

Fine, it's not a coincidence.

But so what if I was there, what would you have done?

I would touch you.

See what I have to deal with? Sex is all you think about!

No!

What I mean is, I would hold you close and care for you,

and taste you!

Why did it turn naughty?

Jorge, I meant taste your love!

That's as pure and tasty as your coffee.

Jorge?

You got me.

I hid behind that mask.

The same way I've been hiding all my feelings ever since.

I guess I never pushed it because

you always said things tend to fall into place.

And it was Levi that destiny faced you with. Just my luck.

I didn't tell you because I couldn't bear to lose what we had, Ka.

Oops!

We're good.

I thought I was whole.

I thought I was okay.

You gave my life direction.

You made me your own Destiny.

- But why? - Do you really not know?

I kind of do, but I want to hear it from you.

I love you, Ka.

I've been keeping that in for so long.

And the longer that I kept it a secret,

the wider the distance became between us.

Don't worry.

I got you.

I got you, too.

Very much.

- Put it on. - I'm trying. It's really tight.