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The window that once glowedwith light is now darkened,
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A sign that my beloved is unwell.
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Her sister comes to the windowand tells me:
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"Your beloved is dead and buried."
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She always lamentedthat she slept alone,
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Now she sleeps in the arms of Death.
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- After you, please.- No, no sir.
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No, Mr. Chaucer, after you, please.
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It's nothing, sir.
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Nothing! You almost knocked me out!
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You have a nose like a bludgeon.
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I'm joking. I hope I didn't offend you.
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Ah, but between a jest and a joke,
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many a truth can be told.
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...I don't mind at all.
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I'm so skilled in the art of weaving,
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I can undo all those bitchesin Ypres and Ghent.
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In all modesty, I say - shit.Oh! Beg your pardon.
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Anyway, there's no-onebetter than me, no-one!
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for gathering collections in church,all modesty aside.
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And if any woman should tryto challenge me,
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I'll make her rue the day she was born!
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I'll eat the darling alive!
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I went to Jerusalem,
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then Rome, Santiago di Compostella
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and also Cologne.
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I'm no spring chicken,but I know how to have fun
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and how to make people laugh.
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And then I know all sorts of storiesabout young love,
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I can tell you...
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Because, my darlings,I know the old dance of Love!
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Good folks, here are pardonsbrought to you hot from Rome!
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A piece of the Virgin's veil!
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A scrap of Saint Peter's sail,from when he used to go boating,
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before Christ taught himto walk on water.
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Radix malorum est cupiditas.Cupidity is the root of all evil.
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Don't be miserly. Come, buy.
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Buy, buy...
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Nowhere in the Gospelsdoes it say we should remain virgins.
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What were the genitals made for?Not to lie there dormant.
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And don't tell methey were made just for pissing!
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I use them for somethingquite different!
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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Quiet, pay attention!
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Silence, please.
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Gentle folks, truly I welcome you
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from the bottom of my heart.
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I swear,
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in all these years,I never saw a finer company.
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You take the path to Canterbury.
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God be with you and may the holyblessed martyrs reward you,
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but experience has taught methat during such a long journey
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you may become dreadfully bored,
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so here is some friendly advice.
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To shorten the way, each of you willtell a tale on the road to Canterbury.
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I shall be the judge, and your guide.
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I'll accompany you at my own expense,until you reach Canterbury.
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Agreed?
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Listen!
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I have decided to marry.
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No other life is worth a bean.
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I'm convinced of it. Marriage is paradise.
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When a man is old,he should take a fair young wife
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to beget an heir,
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and live a life of pleasure.
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All learned men agree on this.
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Only a few disagree,of whom Theophrastus was one.
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But who gives a damnif he enjoys telling lies?
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Arrange for my marriage promptly,for I do not want to wait.
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But I tell you, dear friends,
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on no account will I take an old wife!
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What's right
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is old fish and young flesh!
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I'll have no woman of thirty;that is but straw and fodder!
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A woman trained in many schoolsis half a scholar,
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and I don't like scholars.
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Fuck off.
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What pretty figures, pretty faces!
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By God, what pretty neighbours!
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Now all there is to do is choose.
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Hey, why not?
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Perhaps May?
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No, no, no, better not.
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Or...
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Yes...
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Brothers, come quickly!
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No longer need you searchon foot and horseback,
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I have made my decision,and I won't turn back.
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I have found my mate!
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The firm foundation of my happiness!
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I have chosen May.
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Make a marriage contract!
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Publish the banns!
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My heart needs peace!
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My brother, I feel in my heart
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profound pity that tonightI must do harm to her!
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I fear she will not bear my assaults.
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God forbid that I should use
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all my might.
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I wish these guests were gone.
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Enough eating,let the dancing commence!
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Come on, hurry up.
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Hurry up, Father.
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Father, let's get a move on.
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Go away, all of you!
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Away, out!
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Alas, now I must trespassagainst you, my little wife,
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and make you sufferbefore our moment of pleasure.
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But rememberthat no workman in the world
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can do his work quickly and well.
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We have plenty of time to play.
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All the time we need...Yes, my little wife.
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We have the law of Godand man on our side.
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I am ready!
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I did it!
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Dearest May,I love you with all my heart,
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and if you don't make love to meI will die.
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Best to rest, it's almost day.
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I'm a little weary - twice in a night!
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You'll see, my Columbine,how fair a garden!
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Not even the author of "Romance ofthe Rose" could describe its beauty.
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Now summer has come again,and only in this garden
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will I pay you my debt as a husband!
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No-one but I can enter this garden.
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No-one holds the key,no-one but myself alone, understand?
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I carry it with me always.
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May, come, undress yourself,lie beside me...
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Dear Damian,I too love you with all my heart.
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I'll steal the key to the gardenand we can make love.
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Help!
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Help me!
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I am blind, you imbeciles!
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- Fetch a doctor!- I am blind!
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May, help me, I am blind.
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May, where are you?
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There you are.
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Where are you going?
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I've got you now.
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I can't see you,but I'll never let you go.
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Everyone out! I don't want anybody!
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Leave me alone with May. Out!
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Everybody out I said! Go away!
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Get out! Get out, everyone.Everyone!
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Go away, everyone.Everyone!
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Lead me to my garden,my lovely garden
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which I shall never see again!
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Poor January, led off to be deceived.
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But I forbid it,for I shall give him back his sight
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so that he can seehis wife's treachery.
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You can if you wish,but if you give the old man his sight,
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I'll give her the power of words.
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Don't be angry, I give up.
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But I am a king,and must keep my word.
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I am a queen, and like youI will keep my word.
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So you must not be angry with me.
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- Are we there, my love?- Yes, yes.
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Come now, lie on the grass,my sweet little wife.
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Body sweeter than wine,doe-eyed delight...
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I so long to eat those lovelymulberries up on the tree!
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Sweet, fruitful wife, there is no boyhere to climb the tree.
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And I am old and blind.
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Never mind, come over here.
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Careful, my dear. Do not hurt yourself.
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Yes, that's it. Very good.
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I'd give my very blood to help you.
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Are the mulberries ripe?
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Eat your fill, my child!
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My eyes! I can see!
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Help!
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What are you doing, whore?
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You can see!
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It's a miracle!
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I'm so happy!
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I saw you!That man was taking you!
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I saw it with my own eyes,up in that tree!
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You are confused, sir!
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Your eyesight never was good.
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Jealousy made you see phantoms.
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Husband, your sight is restored.Let us thank God for this miracle.
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Yes, little wife,let's forget everything.
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And may the Lord forgive meif ever I thought ill of you.
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You are even more beautifulthan I remembered, my sweetest May.
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Come.
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Listen! One moment.
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Virgin Mary.
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Behind the market, in the fish alley.
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No, not the old market,but at the new one,
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I found two.
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My friend, for your wife's sakeI'll cross you out of our black book.
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Don't tremble like that,you were lucky this time.
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I am your friend.How much did we say?
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Three, four hundred...Take it all!
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Just don't denounce my sin,for the love of God!
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You swear by Christyou haven't a copper coin to give me?
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It's the truth, my lord, I swear!
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Friend, I'm doing this for your sake.
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But I am a poor man,have mercy on me.
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Ask the judge for mercy;you're fried, my friend.
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Fritters!
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One moment!
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Just a minute, we're coming!
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Excellent, my friend,you've done yourself much honour.
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I have new tasks for you.
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Good morning, sir, and good health!
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Welcome. Do you ride far today?
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No, nearby - to collect rent.
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So you're a rent collector? So am I.
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But I'm a stranger to this country.
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I pray you to be my friend and brother.
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Why not? On my word of honour.
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Give me your hand.
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Let us swear to be brothersuntil we die.
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I swear.
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Brother, where is your district,
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if some day I should comeand need you?
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Far away, in the northern country.
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I hope that soonyou will visit me there.
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As we're rent collectors, teach mea trick or two to earn more money.
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Forget conscience or sin,speak frankly, brother to brother.
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My wages are so small,and I have to manage somehow.
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So I live by extortion and blackmail.
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So do I.Without them I couldn't survive.
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I know neither pity nor conscience.
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We are made to be together.Tell me, brother, what is your name?
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Brother, do you really want to know?
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I am a Devil and my home is Hell.
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I ride around to earn a living,just as you do.
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You cheat without scruples,just as I do.
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I will keep you good companyuntil you forsake me.
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Even if you are the Devil,I'll keep our bargain.
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We're both out for profit.
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We could share what we make.
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That is, you can take all that menwant to give you.
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Agreed. You'll take your part,
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while I will take everythingthat men want to give me.
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Here lives an old woman who'd ratherbreak her neck than part with a penny.
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I'll get twelve pence off her,by threatening to summon her to court.
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Yet God knows she's not guiltyof the slightest sin.
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Look at how we do things around here- and learn.
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What can I do for you gentlemen?
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I have a letter here:on pain of excommunication,
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you must appearbefore the archdeacon tomorrow.
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Answer to the courtfor certain things...
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You know what I mean.
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Twelve pence,and you'll be acquitted.
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Where will I find twelve pence,in the name of Holy Mary?
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In all my life I've never had,even seen, twelve pence.
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Have pity on me, I'm poor and old.
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Pay up, or I'll take your new pitcherto settle our debt.
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I paid your fine when you cuckoldedyour poor husband.
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Lies! I've never been summonedto court in my life!
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And I've never been wickedwith my body.
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May the Devil take your body,and my pitcher, too!
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Come now, dear mother.
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Did you really mean what you said?
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Yes, the Devil take him alive,and the pitcher, unless he repents!
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Repent? No, you old witch,don't bank on it.
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I won't repent for what I takefrom you, no matter what happens.
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Brother, don't take it ill.
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This pitcher and your bodyare mine by right.
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This very nightyou shall come with me to Hell.
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There you shall learn more of oursecrets than a Master of Theology.
264
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Notes for a Book of Tales of thePilgrims on their way to Canterbury.
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The Cook's Tale.
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Get out, you wretched scoundrel!
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00:41:50,170 --> 00:41:53,130
You've finished scrounging around!
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00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:57,590
Don't show your face here again!
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00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:00,180
You bastard!
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Stop there!
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I'll get you, ugly thief!
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00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,460
You got the sack?
273
00:46:02,590 --> 00:46:05,380
You're a disgrace to your family!
274
00:46:05,970 --> 00:46:09,220
I'm sure your mother had youby an Italian, not by me!
275
00:46:09,390 --> 00:46:13,100
Go to bed at once!No dinner for you!
276
00:46:31,530 --> 00:46:34,120
Eat, son.Don't let your father see you.
277
00:46:34,540 --> 00:46:38,540
Be a good boy,find another job tomorrow.
278
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Promise me,in the name of God.
279
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:52,970
Master, do you have a job for me?
280
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I do need a boy; I'll try you out.
281
00:47:05,230 --> 00:47:06,940
Shine the eggs!
282
00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:09,820
Shine them! And be careful!
283
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,130
Good.
284
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,510
What have you done?
285
00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:34,470
It's nothing, Master.
286
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,110
How can it be?
287
00:47:51,490 --> 00:47:55,530
It's a miracle! Let me see.
288
00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:04,080
What a pity!
289
00:48:04,420 --> 00:48:07,460
What an omelette!
290
00:48:18,060 --> 00:48:19,720
I must go out for a moment.
291
00:48:19,930 --> 00:48:21,730
That is fine, Master.
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00:48:21,850 --> 00:48:25,770
Stay here and work.Serve the customers well.
293
00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:37,580
Why not come and play with us?
294
00:48:46,630 --> 00:48:48,210
Come on!
295
00:49:05,100 --> 00:49:07,860
So, I can join your game?
296
00:49:31,090 --> 00:49:33,340
Scoundrel! You're sacked!
297
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:37,640
Better cast away the rotten applebefore it rots all the rest!
298
00:49:38,390 --> 00:49:40,180
You're right.
299
00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:28,730
Evening.
300
00:50:39,030 --> 00:50:41,740
Peterkin, come and meet my wife.
301
00:50:43,950 --> 00:50:45,660
She's a whore.
302
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,260
Peterkin the Reveller!
303
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,770
I declare you under arrest.
304
00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:51,390
You'll be tried in London.
305
00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:25,400
Geoffrey Chaucer!
306
00:53:26,740 --> 00:53:28,780
Yes, my wife.
307
00:53:51,850 --> 00:53:54,310
Robin, let's go, quick!
308
00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:40,480
Alison, if I can't have you now,my passion for you will kill me.
309
00:54:40,730 --> 00:54:42,610
You're crazy, stop!
310
00:54:43,690 --> 00:54:47,280
Love me, or I swear I'll die!
311
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:51,780
Let go of me, Nicholas,let go or I'll scream!
312
00:54:53,870 --> 00:54:55,660
Keep your hands off me!
313
00:54:56,250 --> 00:55:00,830
Alison, my love,I desire not only your body,
314
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,340
I love you with all my soul.
315
00:55:03,460 --> 00:55:07,210
I'll be your servant, your slave,if only you'll love me a little.
316
00:55:08,130 --> 00:55:10,340
In that case, if you swear it...
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00:55:10,550 --> 00:55:11,930
I swear!
318
00:55:13,890 --> 00:55:15,430
Then I'll give you my love.
319
00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:16,600
When?
320
00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:22,940
My husband is jealous.Guard your secret, or I'm dead.
321
00:55:23,270 --> 00:55:24,820
Then do as I say:
322
00:55:24,940 --> 00:55:29,450
Bring me a basket of food for 3 days.I'll be locked in my room.
323
00:55:29,610 --> 00:55:33,200
Then do just as I tell you.Don't worry.
324
00:55:33,620 --> 00:55:37,080
A student wouldn't be worth muchif he couldn't outwit a carpenter.
325
00:55:38,830 --> 00:55:40,370
Once more!
326
00:55:41,370 --> 00:55:45,880
Eggs, meat, fruit...Enough food for three days.
327
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,740
Make pliable that which is rigid,
328
00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:23,290
For everlasting pleasure.
329
00:56:51,740 --> 00:56:53,320
Time to go, Martin.
330
00:56:59,450 --> 00:57:00,990
Am I handsome?
331
00:57:13,340 --> 00:57:16,390
Oh, Alison, my love!
332
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,650
Master Gervase,don't you ever do anything but work?
333
00:57:32,820 --> 00:57:37,490
At your age, I too liked to give"incense" to all the parish wives.
334
00:57:42,370 --> 00:57:44,410
Come on, Absalom, here we go!
335
00:58:21,620 --> 00:58:26,080
Alison, do you hear Absalomsinging under our window?
336
00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:29,580
Yes, John, I hear it all.
337
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,460
Is it that peascodwho serves as a sacristan,
338
00:58:32,630 --> 00:58:37,090
and thinks only of decking himself outand eyeing females?
339
00:58:38,090 --> 00:58:39,680
The very same.
340
00:58:39,930 --> 00:58:44,930
They say he minds his wordsand is squeamish about farting.
341
00:58:46,270 --> 00:58:50,100
Sleep, husband. You must be wearyafter your journey to Osney.
342
00:58:50,980 --> 00:58:54,360
Listen to Absalom,gurgling like a nightingale.
343
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,330
You're sure you haven't seenour student all day?
344
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,380
Yes, I'm sure.
345
00:59:13,540 --> 00:59:16,960
I sent Jill to enquire at the door,but there was no answer.
346
00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:19,550
Robin, let's go and see.
347
00:59:33,650 --> 00:59:35,270
Help us, Saint Frideswide.
348
00:59:35,570 --> 00:59:36,980
He seems made of stone.
349
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:41,150
By Saint Thomas,I feel sorry for our dear Nicholas.
350
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:46,740
I'll go in and shake himout of his meditations!
351
00:59:46,910 --> 00:59:48,870
Mark my words!
352
00:59:52,790 --> 00:59:54,500
May I come in?
353
00:59:58,050 --> 01:00:03,390
Nicholas! What's the matter?Look down and think of our Lord.
354
01:00:04,550 --> 01:00:09,220
I'll make the sign of the cross toprotect you from spirits and witches.
355
01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:13,690
Jesus Christ and Saint Benedict,protect this house.
356
01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:23,610
Shall the whole world vanish so soon?
357
01:00:23,990 --> 01:00:29,120
By my astrology I have found outthat on Monday next
358
01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:33,540
a rain will fall so fierce thatNoah's flood was only half as great.
359
01:00:33,750 --> 01:00:38,500
Within an hour, the world will besubmerged and mankind will drown.
360
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:43,840
Alas, my wife!Will my poor Alison drown?
361
01:00:44,050 --> 01:00:46,300
Is there no remedy?
362
01:00:46,550 --> 01:00:50,520
Yes. Follow my advice and I promise:
363
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,890
I shall save her, you and myself!
364
01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:56,060
There's no time for weeping!
365
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,570
Bring me a large tub.
366
01:00:58,900 --> 01:01:01,070
We need one for each of us.
367
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:05,950
See they're big enough to fit us.And bring food for a day.
368
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:10,540
The rain will stopand retire the next morning.
369
01:01:10,660 --> 01:01:13,870
Send away your servants,Robin and Jill!
370
01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:19,210
When you've found the tubs,hang them high up, on the ceiling.
371
01:01:20,090 --> 01:01:24,550
Put an axe in each, so we can cutthe ropes when the water comes,
372
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:29,850
and float like lords, safe and sound,as did Noah and his wife.
373
01:01:30,930 --> 01:01:33,640
You and your wife must keepwell apart,
374
01:01:33,810 --> 01:01:38,110
for woe betide any manwho commits carnal sin this night.
375
01:01:41,980 --> 01:01:45,360
Go to work now, and God be with you.
376
01:02:10,100 --> 01:02:12,810
Quickly, let's get on board.
377
01:03:00,270 --> 01:03:02,770
That's enough. Now shush!
378
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:24,460
Absalom, come here!
379
01:03:26,050 --> 01:03:30,880
The carpenterhasn't been seen all day.
380
01:03:31,050 --> 01:03:33,050
Your girl's alone in her bed.
381
01:03:33,350 --> 01:03:34,930
Then I'll run there!
382
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,580
Let's go!
383
01:04:08,210 --> 01:04:11,970
- Come, let me undress you.- No, I'll do it; I want to see you!
384
01:04:12,090 --> 01:04:15,800
- You first!- I want to see you!
385
01:04:17,010 --> 01:04:19,680
Show it to me!
386
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,790
You lucky devil, Absalom!
387
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:02,640
Alison, it's me, Absalom!
388
01:05:07,650 --> 01:05:09,940
What are you doing, my sweet?
389
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:16,240
Alison, my gentle flower, my fairlittle bird, wake up, speak to me!
390
01:05:16,530 --> 01:05:18,070
It's Absalom!
391
01:05:19,580 --> 01:05:22,950
He's tried to win me with many gifts.
392
01:05:23,830 --> 01:05:28,630
Sweet wine, hydromel,beer perfumed with spices,
393
01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:33,880
the freshest fruit,wafers hot from the stove...
394
01:05:36,220 --> 01:05:39,350
And as I'm a city girl, money, too!
395
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:45,770
My dear, my thirst for loveis so great,
396
01:05:46,060 --> 01:05:49,690
- I am fluttering like a turtle dove!- You fool! Go away!
397
01:05:49,820 --> 01:05:51,900
I love another man better than you!
398
01:05:52,110 --> 01:05:54,610
True love is always ill-fated.
399
01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:59,280
If I cannot hope for more,give me a kiss at least!
400
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,290
If I do, will you leave?
401
01:06:02,540 --> 01:06:04,080
Certainly, my love!
402
01:06:05,790 --> 01:06:08,080
Then get ready, I'm coming!
403
01:06:12,630 --> 01:06:14,260
You'll die laughing!
404
01:06:17,130 --> 01:06:19,430
Quick, the neighbours mustn't see!
405
01:06:21,850 --> 01:06:25,810
I am a lord,for after this I dare hope for more.
406
01:06:39,450 --> 01:06:44,540
What have you done, Alison?You'll pay for this!
407
01:06:58,220 --> 01:07:00,720
- Master Gervase!- Absalom!
408
01:07:02,470 --> 01:07:05,850
Has some pretty girl set youon your toes?
409
01:07:06,180 --> 01:07:09,770
Lend me that poker from the fire,
410
01:07:09,900 --> 01:07:12,440
I'll bring it back at once.
411
01:07:12,730 --> 01:07:17,280
- Take it, but why do you want it?- Stay calm.
412
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:19,650
I'll tell you tomorrow.
413
01:07:42,140 --> 01:07:45,510
Alison, it's me again, your Absalom!
414
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:48,140
- I'm back, my love!- What now?
415
01:07:48,350 --> 01:07:49,770
I've brought you a gold ring
416
01:07:49,980 --> 01:07:53,060
my mother gave me - it's beautiful!
417
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:55,730
It's yours for another kiss!
418
01:07:55,860 --> 01:07:57,530
It's my turn now.
419
01:08:00,740 --> 01:08:02,450
Leave it to me.
420
01:08:02,820 --> 01:08:06,410
Alison, where are you?Just one more kiss!
421
01:08:10,460 --> 01:08:13,080
Speak, so I know where you are.
422
01:08:15,170 --> 01:08:16,340
There you are!
423
01:08:18,210 --> 01:08:20,590
Water, for the love of God!
424
01:08:22,010 --> 01:08:25,090
My God, it's Noah's flood!
425
01:08:33,940 --> 01:08:36,270
Husband, come on!
426
01:08:37,230 --> 01:08:39,110
You know what we women are like.
427
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:43,660
We have to talk,because we're so fickle.
428
01:08:43,780 --> 01:08:46,410
The more you deny it,the more we want it.
429
01:08:46,780 --> 01:08:48,330
Are you finished?
430
01:08:48,490 --> 01:08:51,580
I can't just lie hereat your beck and call!
431
01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:00,000
That's good.
432
01:09:01,340 --> 01:09:02,920
Well?
433
01:09:09,930 --> 01:09:13,140
Mary, fetch some waterfor your master!
434
01:09:33,580 --> 01:09:35,420
What a lovely arse!
435
01:10:03,190 --> 01:10:04,860
What's happening?
436
01:10:18,670 --> 01:10:20,630
Very nice...
437
01:10:47,990 --> 01:10:49,490
- Bitch!- My turn...
438
01:11:07,260 --> 01:11:09,180
Ah, my dear neighbour.
439
01:11:09,470 --> 01:11:13,220
This is Master Jenkin, my new boarder.He's a student at Oxford.
440
01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:17,520
- Pleased to meet you.- The pleasure is all mine.
441
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:21,270
I think I've seen yousomewhere before.
442
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:23,560
Who knows where?
443
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,830
What a fine young stud.
444
01:11:42,330 --> 01:11:46,130
But I too, as all my husbandshave said:
445
01:11:47,340 --> 01:11:53,220
I have the best little pussyto be found in the city of Bath.
446
01:11:53,930 --> 01:11:56,760
But you are married,if I am not mistaken.
447
01:11:57,060 --> 01:12:02,060
Modesty aside, I'm never shortof a marriage proposal,
448
01:12:02,270 --> 01:12:03,980
or of similar proposals.
449
01:12:04,110 --> 01:12:06,610
If you want to know,I think it's silly
450
01:12:06,860 --> 01:12:10,190
if a mouse only hasone hole to hide in.
451
01:12:11,780 --> 01:12:13,570
If you really want to,
452
01:12:13,780 --> 01:12:17,080
I've agreed to go to the processionwith him tomorrow.
453
01:12:44,650 --> 01:12:48,270
Oh, my sweet husband,beloved husband!
454
01:12:49,650 --> 01:12:52,150
Why are you leaving me?
455
01:12:59,580 --> 01:13:01,700
Never again...
456
01:15:01,450 --> 01:15:03,200
I want to speak to you.
457
01:15:05,790 --> 01:15:07,330
Speak, then.
458
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:11,830
You have bewitched me,I can't deny it.
459
01:15:16,300 --> 01:15:18,840
I dreamt of you all night:
460
01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:23,930
You tried to kill meas I was lying on my back,
461
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:27,430
and my bed was covered in blood.
462
01:15:29,690 --> 01:15:31,690
You have bewitched me.
463
01:15:32,110 --> 01:15:33,810
So, you'll have to marry me.
464
01:15:35,860 --> 01:15:38,650
Marry you? But I'm too young.
465
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:43,570
You see, my poor husbandis croaking his last,
466
01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:49,710
and those who know about such thingsagree it's a propitious dream.
467
01:15:50,460 --> 01:15:54,840
Because blood means gold.
468
01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:33,790
Alice, the hat!
469
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:40,800
How do I look?
470
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:48,350
Let's go!
471
01:16:56,270 --> 01:16:59,110
Jenkin, will you takethis woman here present
472
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:03,240
as your wedded wife by the sacredrite of our Mother Church?
473
01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:07,700
Alice, do you take this man herepresent to be your wedded husband
474
01:17:07,830 --> 01:17:10,490
by the sacred riteof our Mother Church?
475
01:17:17,210 --> 01:17:20,630
And this is for the peeof my darling,
476
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:24,510
beloved fifth husband.
477
01:17:40,860 --> 01:17:42,360
Jenkin
478
01:17:44,070 --> 01:17:48,240
I hope I won't regret giving youall the land and rents
479
01:17:48,370 --> 01:17:52,870
left me by four husbands before you?
480
01:18:09,140 --> 01:18:10,890
Everything's in this book.
481
01:18:12,180 --> 01:18:15,730
And what might this "everything" be?What's in this book?
482
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:18,600
For Saint Jodoca's sake!
483
01:18:20,230 --> 01:18:22,940
It tells of Simplicius Gallus,
484
01:18:23,150 --> 01:18:26,570
who left his wife for all time,
485
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:29,160
because once he caught her
486
01:18:29,450 --> 01:18:31,910
spying from behind a door.
487
01:18:32,870 --> 01:18:37,960
Eve, with her perversity,has led all men to misery,
488
01:18:38,540 --> 01:18:40,670
and Christ to the Cross.
489
01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:44,710
Then Xanthippe!
490
01:18:45,420 --> 01:18:49,680
Xanthippe, who poured a piss-potover Socrates' head,
491
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:54,970
and the saintly man calmlywiped himself and said:
492
01:18:56,980 --> 01:19:01,060
"Ere thunder stops,down comes the rain."
493
01:19:01,860 --> 01:19:03,570
Jenkin.
494
01:19:05,440 --> 01:19:10,990
I hate people who daretell me my faults,
495
01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:14,790
like you think you can!
496
01:19:21,330 --> 01:19:23,790
You swine!
497
01:19:30,550 --> 01:19:35,060
You killed meso you could enjoy in peace
498
01:19:37,310 --> 01:19:40,520
all my land and my money.
499
01:19:40,850 --> 01:19:45,190
But I forgive you, and before I die,
500
01:19:46,860 --> 01:19:50,400
come here, give me one more kiss.
501
01:19:50,740 --> 01:19:53,320
God curse me for what I've done.
502
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:57,370
Forgive me, I beseech you, my dear.
503
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:00,500
I forgive you.
504
01:20:04,590 --> 01:20:07,380
My nose!
505
01:20:21,770 --> 01:20:24,360
Rector, I'm sorry for this illness
506
01:20:24,610 --> 01:20:29,530
that keeps me in bedlike a newborn babe.
507
01:20:29,900 --> 01:20:33,240
Sadly, taking advantage of this,
508
01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:35,370
Simpkin the miller
509
01:20:35,620 --> 01:20:38,660
will steal more corn than ever.
510
01:20:38,790 --> 01:20:40,500
Sir Rector!
511
01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:45,080
Since our Manciple is dying,
512
01:20:45,290 --> 01:20:47,540
or looks as if he's about to,
513
01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:51,630
will you give us leave to goand watch the miller grind our corn?
514
01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:57,970
Good, you'd like to take on this task.
515
01:20:58,770 --> 01:21:04,190
We bet the miller won't manageto cheat us by trickery or by force.
516
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:16,320
Alright. Go, gentle students.
517
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:22,750
It seems to be the only solution.May the good Lord protect you.
518
01:21:39,890 --> 01:21:43,680
How lovely to gadabout with nothing to do!
519
01:21:43,850 --> 01:21:46,810
Why must we be locked in school?
520
01:21:46,940 --> 01:21:49,650
You'd like a good screw, John?
521
01:21:49,770 --> 01:21:53,150
We're worse than monks,pricks permanently hard...
522
01:21:53,530 --> 01:21:55,490
Freedom! Freedom!
523
01:22:11,300 --> 01:22:13,380
Simpkin, how goes it?
524
01:22:13,510 --> 01:22:16,340
How are your pretty daughterand your wife?
525
01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:18,430
Not bad, it seems!
526
01:22:21,430 --> 01:22:25,060
What a lovely surprise:two students instead of the Manciple.
527
01:22:25,390 --> 01:22:27,190
What brings you here?
528
01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:30,020
Our Manciple is likely to die.
529
01:22:30,980 --> 01:22:34,610
So we've come to grind our grain.
530
01:22:34,780 --> 01:22:36,950
What will you do while I grind it?
531
01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:40,870
I'll stand by the hopperand watch the corn go in!
532
01:22:41,030 --> 01:22:45,000
I've never seenthe hopper go to and fro!
533
01:22:45,250 --> 01:22:50,880
Do that, John, and I'll watchhow the meal falls into the trough.
534
01:22:52,050 --> 01:22:55,260
For I'm as poor a miller as John!
535
01:22:56,010 --> 01:23:00,050
Right, lads, get your sack offthe horse and bring it here!
536
01:23:00,390 --> 01:23:03,180
- Who'll carry it?- Give it to me.
537
01:23:09,230 --> 01:23:11,060
Milling's a great trade, lads!
538
01:23:12,070 --> 01:23:15,530
Make yourself at home, get to work!
539
01:23:18,030 --> 01:23:22,240
Start the sails, we're ready!
540
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:26,540
They think they can't be tricked.
541
01:23:26,790 --> 01:23:28,250
What simpletons!
542
01:23:28,580 --> 01:23:31,460
I'll give them bran for flour,for all their philosophy!
543
01:23:31,790 --> 01:23:34,340
People who studyaren't always the smartest!
544
01:23:34,670 --> 01:23:37,340
The more they think they're clever,the more I'll rob them!
545
01:24:37,690 --> 01:24:41,450
There you are, lads, done in a trice!
546
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:43,660
The hopper is amusing!
547
01:24:44,620 --> 01:24:47,780
The working of the troughis interesting!
548
01:25:00,670 --> 01:25:02,420
Where is the horse?
549
01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:06,010
Our rector's horse!Which way did he go?
550
01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:09,930
He's gone down to the marshes,fast as the wind.
551
01:25:10,390 --> 01:25:12,480
The damned thing can't escape - come!
552
01:25:13,190 --> 01:25:16,060
Why didn't you put him in the stall?
553
01:25:17,900 --> 01:25:20,070
Wife, we'll fill half their sackwith bran.
554
01:25:20,320 --> 01:25:21,650
They don't trust me...
555
01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:25,700
See them run! Aren't they having fun!
556
01:25:47,260 --> 01:25:49,510
Dobbin, where are you?
557
01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:59,270
Dobbin, leave the mares alone!
558
01:26:16,080 --> 01:26:18,210
You idiot!
559
01:26:44,530 --> 01:26:46,360
Good evening.
560
01:26:46,900 --> 01:26:50,660
You're as weary and wetas two rain-drenched animals!
561
01:26:50,950 --> 01:26:55,620
We've caught the horse, but we begfor hospitality, for the love of God.
562
01:26:55,910 --> 01:26:58,250
For the love of God,and for our money.
563
01:26:58,540 --> 01:27:01,340
Small as it is,share my humble home.
564
01:27:01,590 --> 01:27:05,210
Maybe with your science you can turnthis small house into a mansion!
565
01:27:10,300 --> 01:27:13,390
Have a drinkwith your old friend the miller!
566
01:27:38,370 --> 01:27:43,130
Are you asleep, John?Did you ever hear such a racket?
567
01:27:43,340 --> 01:27:45,340
What a concert!
568
01:27:45,460 --> 01:27:47,800
The miller's snoring like a horse.
569
01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:50,760
You could stick a tailand horns on him.
570
01:27:50,930 --> 01:27:53,510
Who wants to sleep tonight?
571
01:27:55,470 --> 01:27:59,180
I'll be damnedif I don't hump that wench!
572
01:28:00,100 --> 01:28:02,690
I'm entitled to compensation
573
01:28:02,810 --> 01:28:07,070
for all the grainthat's been stolen from us!
574
01:28:07,490 --> 01:28:11,820
Mind the miller doesn't wake up,or he'll do for us both.
575
01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:14,490
He's worth no more than a flea!
576
01:28:14,830 --> 01:28:18,830
So you get your own backwith his daughter,
577
01:28:19,080 --> 01:28:21,870
while I stay herelike a sack of potatoes?
578
01:28:22,250 --> 01:28:26,550
In Cambridge they'll sayI was a sissy or a fool!
579
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:29,970
Can you feel anything down here?
580
01:28:33,090 --> 01:28:35,220
What about mine?
581
01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:45,610
Dammit, the cradle!
582
01:29:30,940 --> 01:29:33,990
I'm dying for a piss!
583
01:29:41,330 --> 01:29:43,710
Damn that cradle!
584
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:28,500
Where is the cradle?
585
01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:34,010
I nearly got in the wrong bed.
586
01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:45,520
Husband, it's long since you didanything like this. What's happening?
587
01:30:45,890 --> 01:30:47,690
Shut up and get on with it!
588
01:30:48,020 --> 01:30:53,440
Molly, my love,sweet, darling little pussy.
589
01:30:53,990 --> 01:30:57,320
Well done, husband, keep it up!
590
01:31:12,090 --> 01:31:14,840
Farewell, Molly,it's dawn and I must go,
591
01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:17,840
but I'll always be your student.
592
01:31:18,010 --> 01:31:21,800
Farewell. But before you go,I must tell you one thing:
593
01:31:22,100 --> 01:31:26,100
when you leave the mill,just behind the door,
594
01:31:26,230 --> 01:31:29,850
you'll find a loaf madewith your stolen flour.
595
01:31:30,520 --> 01:31:32,690
Go, and God protect you, my love.
596
01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:51,120
John!
597
01:31:51,330 --> 01:31:54,170
Wake up, listen to this!
598
01:31:55,550 --> 01:32:00,380
Three times I've screwedthe miller's daughter while you lay low!
599
01:32:00,510 --> 01:32:03,890
You filthy devil, you traitor!I'll murder you!
600
01:32:04,010 --> 01:32:06,060
Help, John!
601
01:32:11,150 --> 01:32:13,360
They're killing each other!
602
01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:28,330
Bye-bye, my love!
603
01:32:28,830 --> 01:32:32,420
John, it's baked with our flour!
604
01:33:40,940 --> 01:33:43,030
Why don't you cut it off?
605
01:33:43,280 --> 01:33:45,320
Bitch!
606
01:33:52,750 --> 01:34:02,880
Come on!
607
01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:11,970
Whore!
608
01:34:29,120 --> 01:34:31,830
You're on double time.
609
01:34:32,830 --> 01:34:34,870
- Just a minute.- What?
610
01:34:35,120 --> 01:34:37,080
Tell me you are my queen.
611
01:34:37,370 --> 01:34:39,080
I'm your queen.
612
01:34:50,180 --> 01:34:55,600
My sweet love, my little dove,my sweet little flower.
613
01:35:22,750 --> 01:35:24,840
Saint Paul was right:
614
01:35:24,960 --> 01:35:29,010
God shall destroy the meat ofthe belly, and the belly of the meat.
615
01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:33,050
Cook, two fried eggs.
616
01:35:46,070 --> 01:35:51,360
Take that, you old bag, sent bythe Devil to light the fires of lust
617
01:35:51,490 --> 01:35:54,120
and fan them with your whores.
618
01:35:54,240 --> 01:35:56,700
Why don't you piss wine?
619
01:35:59,710 --> 01:36:02,630
You'll pay for your sin in eternal hellfire!
620
01:36:03,630 --> 01:36:05,630
Wine is a lecherous thing.
621
01:36:05,920 --> 01:36:09,720
Drunkenness is the root of evil.You drunks!
622
01:36:10,010 --> 01:36:14,720
Your face is putrid, your breathis rancid and your embrace foul!
623
01:36:14,970 --> 01:36:16,760
Do like Samson!
624
01:36:17,020 --> 01:36:21,060
Read the Bible! Samsonnever touched a drop of wine.
625
01:36:21,230 --> 01:36:22,770
Cretin!
626
01:36:22,940 --> 01:36:26,230
Rufus, go and pisson your whore's head!
627
01:36:30,700 --> 01:36:34,990
Now that I've preached against gluttony,I'll warn you about gambling.
628
01:36:37,490 --> 01:36:40,910
Gambling is the father of liesand trickery, my friends,
629
01:36:41,080 --> 01:36:45,540
the father of blasphemyagainst Christ.
630
01:36:45,710 --> 01:36:49,920
A prince who gamblesloses his prestige as a ruler.
631
01:36:50,050 --> 01:36:53,050
Make a note of it,you ignorant fools!
632
01:37:22,540 --> 01:37:24,170
Who's dead?
633
01:37:24,460 --> 01:37:27,380
Go and ask whose corpse it is.
634
01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:31,210
No need, sirs, for I know already:
635
01:37:31,340 --> 01:37:33,630
he was an old friend of yours.
636
01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:37,390
He was killed this night,sitting drunk on a bench.
637
01:37:37,680 --> 01:37:42,060
The thief called Death cameand split his heart with a lance.
638
01:37:42,230 --> 01:37:45,440
He left without a word.That's all I know.
639
01:37:45,560 --> 01:37:49,190
- It's true.- This Death, is he so dangerous?
640
01:37:49,320 --> 01:37:51,610
I'll search high and low for him.
641
01:37:51,860 --> 01:37:56,450
Let us call ourselves brothers,and avenge our friend Rufus.
642
01:37:56,570 --> 01:37:59,700
- We are brothers of the flesh!- Yes!
643
01:38:03,120 --> 01:38:05,250
Get your knives out!
644
01:38:05,370 --> 01:38:08,420
We must find the manwho killed our friend.
645
01:39:13,440 --> 01:39:16,030
God be with you, gentle sirs.
646
01:39:16,490 --> 01:39:19,070
Who are you,wrapped up like a friar?
647
01:39:19,280 --> 01:39:20,820
Why live to be so old?
648
01:39:21,080 --> 01:39:25,620
Though I have travelled the world over,and even walked to India,
649
01:39:25,750 --> 01:39:29,040
I can find no-one who will agree
650
01:39:29,170 --> 01:39:32,790
to exchange his youth for my old age.
651
01:39:33,920 --> 01:39:37,760
So, poor and wretched,I roam the world
652
01:39:37,970 --> 01:39:41,220
and morning and nightI beat my staff on the ground,
653
01:39:41,350 --> 01:39:45,140
which holds my mother in its belly,and I say:
654
01:39:45,270 --> 01:39:50,100
"Dear mother, let me in, when shallmy bones have peace at last?"
655
01:39:50,980 --> 01:39:56,190
"Mother, I'd give all my wealthto have a shroud to wrap myself in."
656
01:39:56,860 --> 01:39:59,950
But she will not yet grant methat mercy.
657
01:40:00,570 --> 01:40:04,530
Sirs, do not harm an old man,
658
01:40:04,660 --> 01:40:08,540
as you would not wantto be harmed when you are old.
659
01:40:09,330 --> 01:40:13,500
Let me go,and God be with you on your way.
660
01:40:13,630 --> 01:40:15,800
I must follow my own.
661
01:40:15,920 --> 01:40:18,760
You'll not get off so lightly.
662
01:40:18,880 --> 01:40:21,720
Just now you talked of this traitor,Death.
663
01:40:22,090 --> 01:40:24,640
I bet you're both in league.Tell us where he is,
664
01:40:24,760 --> 01:40:25,930
or you'll pay for it.
665
01:40:26,140 --> 01:40:28,640
You're plotting with himto kill the young.
666
01:40:32,020 --> 01:40:35,980
If you really want to find Death,
667
01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:39,280
go down that path down there.
668
01:40:39,450 --> 01:40:45,120
I left the man you seek in the grove,under a tree.
669
01:40:46,790 --> 01:40:51,330
See that oak?You should seek for him there.
670
01:40:51,790 --> 01:40:56,540
God be with you,and make you mend your ways.
671
01:41:26,580 --> 01:41:29,120
From now on we can live as rich men!
672
01:41:29,240 --> 01:41:34,080
But we can't take it away in daylight,we'd be mistaken for thieves.
673
01:41:34,250 --> 01:41:37,170
One of us must fetch bread and wine.
674
01:41:37,290 --> 01:41:41,420
We'll guard it,then carry it away tonight.
675
01:41:41,550 --> 01:41:43,170
Dick is the youngest.
676
01:42:41,320 --> 01:42:44,990
Master Apothecary, I need poisonto kill rats and a polecat,
677
01:42:45,110 --> 01:42:48,570
They eat through everything,God damn them.
678
01:42:48,740 --> 01:42:51,870
I will give you a poison so strong
679
01:42:51,990 --> 01:42:56,330
that anyone who takesbut a speck will die at once.
680
01:43:17,480 --> 01:43:19,560
Bread and three flasks of wine!
681
01:43:20,560 --> 01:43:22,610
Hop to it, run!
682
01:43:24,570 --> 01:43:26,650
Hurry, you little bastard!
683
01:43:28,570 --> 01:43:32,030
I'm in a hurry. Get a move on!
684
01:43:34,700 --> 01:43:36,290
Here!
685
01:44:22,750 --> 01:44:24,500
Listen, Johnny.
686
01:44:24,960 --> 01:44:26,800
We are sworn brothers.
687
01:44:28,420 --> 01:44:31,260
Two men are stronger than one.
688
01:44:31,390 --> 01:44:35,050
You go to himas if to struggle in jest.
689
01:44:35,180 --> 01:44:37,100
I'll knife him.
690
01:44:37,430 --> 01:44:40,350
We'll kill himand split the treasure.
691
01:44:41,310 --> 01:44:43,020
Here's the wine!
692
01:44:43,230 --> 01:44:45,610
About time, too!
693
01:44:52,660 --> 01:44:57,490
Dick, my love, I always saidyou were my best friend.
694
01:44:58,750 --> 01:45:01,460
What a lovely arse you have!
695
01:45:10,170 --> 01:45:13,970
Let's eat and drink, then bury him.
696
01:45:16,430 --> 01:45:18,390
Wait!
697
01:46:17,700 --> 01:46:19,370
What delicious cake!
698
01:46:22,290 --> 01:46:24,710
Yes, dear Thomas.
699
01:46:34,380 --> 01:46:36,470
May God reward you,
700
01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:40,390
for here I've had many giftsand many a good meal.
701
01:46:41,010 --> 01:46:45,390
Brother Tom, I hear you'vegiven things to other friars, too.
702
01:46:46,520 --> 01:46:50,730
Ah Thomas,you're ill because you're unfaithful!
703
01:46:50,860 --> 01:46:55,570
You gave oats to that convent,and chicken and geese to another.
704
01:46:57,780 --> 01:47:01,370
No, Thomas, it's all useless!
705
01:47:01,740 --> 01:47:06,410
What is a treasure worth if you cut itinto many parts? Nothing!
706
01:47:07,420 --> 01:47:11,090
I can only give you what I have,nothing else.
707
01:47:11,210 --> 01:47:16,090
Tell me, you always sayI am your brother and you love me.
708
01:47:16,220 --> 01:47:17,550
Yes!
709
01:47:17,800 --> 01:47:19,640
Of course!
710
01:47:21,390 --> 01:47:26,270
Since I am dying, I will leavesomething for your saintly monastery:
711
01:47:26,390 --> 01:47:28,940
the most precious thing I have.
712
01:47:29,100 --> 01:47:30,650
But you must swear
713
01:47:30,980 --> 01:47:34,230
to share it equallybetween each friar.
714
01:47:34,860 --> 01:47:38,110
Well then,run your hand down my back
715
01:47:38,240 --> 01:47:42,490
you'll find somethingI have hidden in my bed.
716
01:47:45,540 --> 01:47:47,910
- Courage!- Where is it?
717
01:47:49,620 --> 01:47:51,460
Right beneath my arse!
718
01:47:53,500 --> 01:47:55,630
- Is your hand there?- Yes.
719
01:47:55,760 --> 01:47:57,880
Well then!
720
01:48:16,110 --> 01:48:17,190
What is it?
721
01:48:17,440 --> 01:48:20,320
- You must come with me.- Where to?
722
01:48:20,780 --> 01:48:22,700
We are going to visit Hell.
723
01:48:23,450 --> 01:48:24,950
But why?
724
01:48:25,200 --> 01:48:27,910
It's been decided by thosewho do as they like.
725
01:48:28,250 --> 01:48:31,460
- Ask no more.- My God.
726
01:48:31,790 --> 01:48:35,420
Close your eyes,and keep them shut tight!
727
01:48:36,500 --> 01:48:38,460
One, two, three!
728
01:49:13,420 --> 01:49:15,330
Hey, Brother Thomas!
729
01:49:15,630 --> 01:49:20,300
Lift your tail, show himwhere you keep friars in Hell!
730
01:50:41,380 --> 01:50:44,380
Here finish the Canterbury Tales,
731
01:50:44,510 --> 01:50:47,720
told for the sole pleasure of telling.
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