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This programme contains very
strong language from the start
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{\an8}In conclusion, we are all defined
by the people we accept
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{\an8}into our sacred, inner space.
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We must be careful about who
we allow to influence
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our fertile spirits.
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Especially as busy CEOs
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in the fast-paced world of
corporate stationery.
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Did that work?
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It is perfect.
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The CEOs are going to love it.
Anya will be so grateful.
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Well, she better, because, I mean,
she hasn't actually paid me yet.
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I mean, that's the only reason
I'm even here.
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She will, don't worry.
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Cos 20 grand will buy us
a lot of bamboo sleeping mats.
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I'll chase the invoice.
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Yeah, make sure it's cash or cheque.
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Cos once we get to Devon tomorrow,
we won't have Wi-Fi on the farm.
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Right, then,
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those stationery honchos
are absolutely ravenous
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for your keynote speech.
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They're just in
with the reiki fella now.
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In the meantime,
we need your phones.
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The frog shaman has
a bit of a thing about 5G...
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ANYA SNORES
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...and we like to keep these retreats
as screen-free as possible.
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Thank you.
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Anya? Mm? Whitney was just asking
about her fee. Oh, all in hand.
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We just need to get you in for
a quick aura assessment, Whitney.
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Mandatory for
all guest practitioners.
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Yeah?
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Oh, sorry, babe.
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The assessment's
strictly confidential. No plus-one.
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Whitney would want me there.
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I don't, actually.
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Just stay here and, you know,
practise breathing.
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Anya roped me into helping out.
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I really didn't want to
but I still owe her bail money
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for that thing in Faliraki, so.
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Where are, like, the other guests?
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HE TUTS, INHALES SHARPLY
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Um...
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BEEPING
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Is that a pager?
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Sorry. I, er...
I'm needed in the, um...
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...colonic tent.
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So just wait here
and I won't be long.
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I just thought
people might be hungry.
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It's not a sleepover, Krent.
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What was that?
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I'm sorry, OK? I know fuck-all
about this woo-woo shit.
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It's very hard to improvise
around a subject
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you know nothing about.
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Which is why you were sent
a 35-page primer.
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Can confirm it was sent
to your Gmail on Thurs.
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It was Homobloc last weekend.
Call yourself an ally?
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Fine. Let me summarise.
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Krent, you probably
need a refresher too, so.
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KRENT YELPS
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Right, so the goal today
is to de-program Eddie
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and save her
from Whitney's evil scheme.
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It's not as simple as
just showing her
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the evidence we've found.
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Eddie has really drunk that
kombucha Kool-Aid,
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so we need to be careful.
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But if we can keep her here
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and follow these simple steps
I found on Reddit...
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KRENT GASPS
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...I think we have a shot at success.
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I know it's a big fucking swing,
but it's the least Eddie deserves.
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Which is why I stepped up
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to be the primary-slash-only
financial backer,
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and executive producer.
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Right. Thank you, Krent!
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We've got step one out of the way,
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we've got them separated.
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And Anya's holding Whitney off,
for now.
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But we are on the clock, people.
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Whitney is getting on a secret
flight early tomorrow morning,
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so we need to intercept today,
save Eddie and...
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And get her goddamn money back.
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I was getting to that.
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Eddie has transferred
almost everything she has
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into Whitney's bank account
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so that she can buy
this supposed farm in her name.
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But we know the pictures
she showed Eddie
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are just the fifth result
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when you Google-image search
"English farm".
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Phone me.
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We need to get that money
out of Whitney's account by EOD
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before it's gone forever.
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What does...? End of day. Oh.
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I've almost cracked
Whitney's account
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but I've come up against
one final hurdle -
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the memorable question.
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What's the memorable question?
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First pet's name.
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Well, he looks like a Larry.
Try Larry.
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That is where Anya comes in.
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Ready to start the assessment?
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I've never seen equipment
like this before.
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May I ask which practitioner
this is informed by?
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Oh, I believe it was
Sivaya Subramuniyaswami
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who perfected the technique.
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SHE CHUCKLES
Impressive.
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So, question one.
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What would you say
your... soul animal is?
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Soul animal. Damn, she's good.
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OK, then, team.
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Send in the interrogator.
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Gillian?
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Eddie. What a lovely surprise.
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Well, now. It's been a while.
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Yeah.
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Sorry, did Anya invite you...?
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Retirement, it turns out,
is awfully boring.
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So I've been doing some light events
catering, keeps me busy.
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Would you like a cheese scone?
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I made them this morning.
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Are you sure your mum
can do this?
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When I was 17,
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I admitted to nicking her drink
at a wedding I hadn't even been at.
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What's her secret?
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Guilt. And crumbs.
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Ooh. Wow.
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Mmm. They're so... loose.
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So, Eddie, I hear
you're moving to Devon tomorrow.
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Mm.
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We've bought a small farm.
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And we're going to live off the land
and start an intentional community
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focused on inner peace and...
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Make sure you finish that, love.
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It's bad luck
to leave a scone in half.
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And how can your friend Whitney
afford a farm?
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We bought it together.
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That's nice. 50-50 sort of a deal?
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And you've been down to have a look,
I take it,
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before making
any financial commitment?
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Wow. That was...
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...delicious.
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Really... overwhelming.
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In a good way.
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Have another one.
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While they're fresh.
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EDDIE GULPS
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You see that? Mm. That was good.
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Yeah, very, yes.
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What was it, though?
The look on Eddie's face.
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It's the same look she gets
when someone offers her
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a bump in the loo.
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She's not sure.
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KRENT CHUCKLES
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Now, look, I don't want to
get involved in the rift
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between you and Maggie,
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but I'm her mammy,
and I've got to say one thing.
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What's she doing?
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You mean so much to Maggie.
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You're her family, Eddie,
and I just...
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...I worry about what will happen
to her without you.
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How about what will happen to me?
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Ryan! Pull her out.
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And say what? J-Just go!
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RYAN PANTS NERVOUSLY
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Jesus!
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Gillian!
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I have spent a lot of my life
looking after Maggie.
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You abandoned her, Eddie!
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Do you have any idea what
that did to her?
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Gillian!
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RYAN PANTS
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There you are.
Everything is ready...
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...for your acupuncture session...
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...with Sha... ness... cafe.
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Of course.
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We wouldn't want to keep...
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...Shanesscafe waiting, would we?
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SHE SIGHS
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I recently discovered
that I was a dog
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in most of my previous lives.
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And I must say,
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I think I recognised the scent
of your astral trail, Whitney.
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Perhaps we were puppies together
in Soviet Russia.
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Wouldn't that be something?
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SHE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
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Ever had a dog, Whitney?
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One, as a kid. Her name was Baby.
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Baby...
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...you say?
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Baby. Yeah, baby!
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Oh. Look, don't do that.
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DULL BEEPING
No.
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I didn't know about
the attempt limit. Oh, God!
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That was NOT what I asked you to do.
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I think you'll find
it's exactly what you asked,
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thank you very much.
I sowed seeds of doubt.
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And then I had some time left over,
so I thought I'd try and help.
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I'm not doing this for me, Mum.
I'm doing it for Eddie.
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Of course you are, darling.
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OK. Time for stage three - inform.
Ready to go to?
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Totes, babe.
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I mean, if I was right about
what an HDMI cable is...
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Wait! Wait. Before we watch,
I just want to say...
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CLEARS THROAT
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From the moment I saw Flubber in
my father's home theatre,
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I knew my future lay in the art
of what the French call ci-ne-ma.
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{\an8}Oh, God, I knew
I should have watched this first.
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SHE SIGHS
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TV CRACKLES
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Hey, Eddie. Don't freak out.
Sit down, relax.
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In his seminal 1981 paper
Cult Formation,
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the psychiatrist Robert J Lifton
observed
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that the most common, unifying
feature of high-control groups
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is the presence
of a charismatic leader,
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one who can't be questioned
or held accountable
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for anything they do.
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{\an8}MAGGIE LAUGHS
Not bad.
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All of us can relate
to having someone to look up to.
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For instance,
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if Madonna told me to plunge
my hands into a bucket of hot piss,
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I'd say, "Pass the bucket."
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But that doesn't mean
I wouldn't regret it later, Eddie,
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when I'm scrubbing my hands
under hot water,
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trying to get
the smell of piss off me.
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Once strictly a job for
dirty, white men,
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cult leadership is now
a viable option
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for people from all walks of life...
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...even hot girls.
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Shit, she's getting antsy.
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No. We knew this would happen,
so we also added this.
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♪ When the camera flashy
I act so happy
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♪ I'm in heaven
when you're looking at me
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♪ Angel of my dreams
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♪ I will always love you
and hate you
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♪ It's not fair
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♪ It's so bittersweet... ♪
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What the fuck, Krent?
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Well, I did better
than whatever that was.
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Get her off me!
She's going to kill me!
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MAGGIE GASPS
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What were you thinking?
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I was thinking my audience needed
some sugar with their medicine.
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I'm going to kill him!
Take a lap, hon.
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Look, this isn't some fun bit,
this is Eddie's life!
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And if we fuck this up because you
idiots can't do anything normally,
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then I might lose it
for good this time.
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And I can't face that, OK?
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I can't face it.
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So, please, just fucking focus!
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Just try "Larry". What?
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No! No, no...
DULL BEEP
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HE SIGHS
No.
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Gee, it must nearly be time
for my talk.
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You've actually only been here
for 20 minutes.
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The aura reading can really...
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SHE EXHALES
...contort your sense of time.
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If you let it.
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00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,799
Mm. My sense of time
was specifically complimented on
257
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,159
by a clockless monk I met in Peru.
258
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,160
Hmm!
259
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,239
Mm.
ANYA LAUGHS SOFTLY
260
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,880
Wait. What's she doing?
261
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,320
It's happening. Stage four, people.
Come the fuck on!
262
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,840
PHONE BUZZES
263
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,879
BEEPING
Ooh.
264
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:27,480
One sec.
Got to wrangle some lost herbalists.
265
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,879
ANYA GROANS
266
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:06,039
Oh, he-e-e-e-e-e-e-ey, Eddie.
267
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,079
Can you just
check my crotch is dry?
268
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,599
Is this for real?
269
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,639
SHE GROANS
270
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,879
SHE MOANS
It's locked!
271
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,919
RYAN GROANS
272
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:22,599
What? It shouldn't be locked. Fuck!
Ryan? Gillian? Anyone!
273
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,959
A baby is coming out of her!
Fucking help us! It's coming!
274
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,599
Come on, Anya.
275
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,519
Quick Q. Where's Whitney?
276
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:31,839
There is a map in your emails.
277
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,999
No. I mean, she's not in her room.
278
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000
What?
279
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,759
Help us, you pricks!
280
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,599
Shh-shh-shh! You shouldn't
be shouting like that.
281
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,879
You might... burst the baby.
282
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,840
You need to distract me.
Take my hand.
283
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,519
Talk. T-Talk about what?
284
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,479
Maggie, they need you.
Yeah, but Whitney...
285
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,640
We'll find her. Ohh!
286
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:06,079
Let's talk about the real reason
you're leaving.
287
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,679
I'm leaving to build an
intentional community with Whitney.
288
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,719
It's kind of an extreme thing to do.
289
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,239
It only seems extreme to you
because you're not truly spiritual.
290
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:17,239
Please. I spent all of 2009
in an ashram in Croydon.
291
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,919
No ad-libbing. What I mean is,
it looks to me like...
292
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,639
It looks to me like you're
doing what you always do.
293
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,319
Running away.
294
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,759
I don't think it will help.
295
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,799
And I don't think that will help.
296
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,640
I think everything felt
really hard...
297
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,280
...and you wanted to be someone else.
298
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,559
You wanted a way to feel free
and happy...
299
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,999
...and not constantly fighting
any more.
300
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,279
I know what that's like.
301
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,799
I get that, I really do.
302
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,880
But you know
what my mum always says?
303
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,719
Wherever you go...
304
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:53,840
Whatever you go,
there you are.
305
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:56,999
You didn't have to do the fucking...
306
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,240
...accent.
307
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,480
Oh, shit.
308
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,600
ANYA PANTS
309
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,240
EDDIE SNIFFS
310
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:24,120
Now, I don't know exactly what
that's supposed to smell like...
311
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,800
...but I'm pretty sure it
isn't apple juice.
312
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,880
No, don't. No.
313
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,520
I'm a fucking bartender.
314
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,680
Good point.
315
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:42,759
Uh!
316
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,760
RYAN GROANS, GRUNTS
317
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,399
Shit!
318
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,519
She's loose. Quick.
Quick, somebody get eyes on Eddie.
319
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,640
Eyes on...
320
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,199
What is this?
321
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,200
Eddie...
322
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:58,879
...listen to us.
323
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,359
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Eddie.
These people locked me in a room.
324
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,639
No, we didn't.
325
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,399
There was no lock.
We made very sure of that.
326
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,039
Yeah, we use lies instead.
327
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:10,359
Eddie, we need to get out of here.
Like, now.
328
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,360
Her dad is alive.
329
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,799
Ronald Hotchkiss, 66,
330
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,719
happily married to Angela Hotchkiss,
also 66, for over 40 years.
331
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,679
That's a picture of him
with Whitney - or Catherine,
332
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,719
since that's her real name,
actually -
333
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,720
at a family reunion
a few months ago.
334
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:30,719
He messaged earlier
335
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,239
asking if you might need a lift
from the airport tomorrow.
336
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,319
Didn't I say they would try and
discredit me like this?
337
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,159
They are demons and they want to
block your path to the light.
338
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,839
And she is also a failed
slime influencer.
339
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:45,359
She's actually a serial influencer,
which is really sad.
340
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,999
All my friends are influencers
without even trying to be.
341
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,319
She keeps making online personas
to scam people, Eddie.
342
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,439
She's been doing it for years.
343
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,399
Oh, I can't believe
we need to point this out.
344
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,359
Look at her brand-new teeth.
345
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,439
They are insanely white!
346
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,159
She looks like
she's on Geordie Shore.
347
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,399
She's not even a real healer.
348
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,639
She's a liar!
349
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,359
Her crystal necklaces
are hideous.
350
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,360
ALL TALK AT ONCE
351
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,999
You're being insane!
352
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,160
Stop it, stop.
353
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,959
Eddie, none of this
was meant to hurt you.
354
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,719
Maybe this... this wasn't
the right way to go about it,
355
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,799
but I-I knew you needed
to be un-brainwashed,
356
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,879
and... and maybe
we should have got an expert in,
357
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,600
but we didn't have much time and...
358
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,840
Please, Eddie, I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to make you feel... But...
359
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,559
...I'm trying to save you.
360
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,360
I-I might be bad at it,
but, look, I'm trying.
361
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,519
Is your dad alive?
362
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:46,119
It depends what you mean by "dad".
363
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:49,560
I mean, is my birth father alive?
364
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:51,799
Well, sure.
365
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:55,839
So, when you told me
that you knew exactly how I felt,
366
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,719
that you'd been on
the same journey as me,
367
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:02,639
and you knew how to fix me,
that was just... marketing?
368
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,799
No.
369
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,359
Give Eddie her money back.
370
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,600
You give it back and you leave,
and let her family take care of her.
371
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,399
If you're referring to the
investment Eddie willingly made
372
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,439
into our intentional community,
373
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,079
then those funds have already
been used to buy land.
374
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,879
The land we decided to buy together.
375
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,640
We know there's no land, Whitney.
It doesn't exist.
376
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,240
You know...
377
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:32,439
...I actually help people,
and you all find that so challenging
378
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,999
that you have to try
and discredit me
379
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,039
and make up all these lies.
380
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,079
Oh, we are the liars?
381
00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:41,319
When you are the one with
a made-up name.
382
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,359
You know what?
383
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,839
Why don't you go and shove a crystal
dildo up your hole, Catherine?
384
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:50,679
You know, I have had to deal with
this kind of prejudice
385
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,199
ever since I began healing others.
386
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,919
Much like...
Much like Jesus Christ himself.
387
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,999
Who? Wow. Oh, come on!
388
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,799
Much like Jesus Christ himself
had to endure.
389
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,999
And if requiring
some financial compensation
390
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,599
for the burden I carry with me
every day
391
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,199
for being a bearer of light
is a bad thing to you?
392
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:18,039
Well, that says everything
about you people
393
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,080
and how little you value
enlightenment.
394
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,239
SHE CHUCKLES
I mean...
395
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,440
...what do you offer each other?
396
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,640
Loads.
397
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,039
Because I...
398
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,680
...can take you to the light.
399
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,880
Let's go.
400
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Really?
401
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,560
You're going to believe
these freaks over me?
402
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,600
The person who saved you?
403
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:26,679
You know, one day, I will ascend
to the celestial heaven
404
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,599
that's waiting for me,
405
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:33,999
and I will look down on all of you
from my throne of purity,
406
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,639
with my childhood cat
Choo-Choo by my side,
407
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:39,480
because I know
she's waiting for me...
408
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,879
CHIRPY BEEP
409
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,400
...and I will watch y'all burn.
410
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,240
Come back here! Thief!
411
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,360
Oh, no.
412
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,160
What... a day.
413
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,240
Ah!
414
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,559
Anya, are you not pregnant?
415
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,119
I'm not any more.
416
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,559
Wh... So, where's the baby?
417
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:15,599
At home.
418
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,599
FOOTSTEPS
419
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,639
She's... She's so fast.
420
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,239
And she jumped through
a really high window.
421
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,359
Do you know if she's ever been
in Cirque du Soleil or something?
422
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,839
We should... We should call...
Police.
423
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:27,920
And say what?
424
00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:32,199
"Hi. I'm a fucking idiot
who gave all my money
425
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,879
"to a white girl
who owns clip-in dreadlocks"?
426
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,400
They can't do anything.
I gave her that money.
427
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,320
SHE PANTS
428
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,680
Ryan...
429
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,280
...was I in a tiny cult?
430
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,520
A bit, yeah.
431
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,119
It's all right, Eddie.
432
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:58,239
We've all found ourselves
in a pyramid scheme or two.
433
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:03,760
And this, this was the only way
to fucking tell me that?!
434
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,320
Let's talk.
435
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:13,760
Just you and me.
436
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,479
I don't want to do that.
437
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,720
Eddie, please, just...
438
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,120
Just give me one night.
439
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,719
EDDIE SIGHS
I don't want to be here.
440
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:29,480
Well, we can leave.
We can go somewhere else.
441
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,200
Where?
442
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,720
♪ I was in your dream last night
443
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:59,519
♪ I came to tell you
everything tastes so bad
444
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,840
♪ It tastes so strong
445
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,200
♪ My skin is tied to your skin
446
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:17,240
♪ So everything you touch, I touch
447
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,920
♪ And I'm rolling in my grave... ♪
448
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,920
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