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This programme contains
strong language,
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adult humour and scenes
some may find distressing
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Big squash for my lady!
Are you all right?
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Your eyes have gone all small,
like a snake. I'm grand.
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OK.
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Podcast about cults or sad songs
by sad women?
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Sad songs, please.
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Baby by Kelli Blanchett
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MAGGIE SIGHS
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You look adorable.
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Have you been drinking milk again?
Your skin's gone to shit.
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Mm. I know it soothes you
to criticise, so you go for it, mama.
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I've got some acidy stuff in
the bathroom.
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I think you need some acidy stuff.
Oh, my God... Am I on Queer Eye?
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Just saying. Thank you.
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OK. So, first pill on...
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Tuesday. Tuesday.
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I have it written down at the, um...
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MAGGIE CHUCKLES
Clinic, grandad... clinic!
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Um, I will meet you there.
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And then second pill on
Wednesday, at home.
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Then the messy bit... I will get the
post-aborsh essentials in.
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Pringles, gummies, the paints.
Paints?
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You might want to paint? I won't. Mm.
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THEY SIGH
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Are you leaving?
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No. No, I'll stay
till you fall asleep.
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MUSIC BECOMES DISTORTED
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♪ Look up...
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♪ You didn't think you'd
live this long
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♪ Be as one
Hold on... ♪
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What am I, Sabrina
the fucking Teenage Witch now?
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♪ For as long as you think you can
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♪ Be very careful out there
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♪ Stop trying to have so many
friends... ♪
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What the fuck?
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Look. I am taking my meds.
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I am drinking 2.5 litres of water
a day,
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even though water makes me too
aware of the flavour of my own mouth.
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And I'm even doing therapy.
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Albeit by an app,
potentially with an AI bot.
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So, for the tenth time this week,
I ask you -
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why are you here?!
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Huh!
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Nice try.
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But I'm stronger than you.
For one thing, I'm real.
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But we love blood.
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Well, I love sanity.
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We can't always get what we want.
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That's potential.
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Good luck getting that blood you
speak of.
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Ow! Oh, my God, Dave!
You're covered in knives!
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♪ For as long as you think you can...
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♪ Be very careful out there
Stop trying to have so many... ♪
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MAGGIE GASPS
There's this new American
reality show I really wanna watch.
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It follows women who married
serial killers...
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..through their daily lives.
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Like, Real Housewives of Mass
Murder.
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Apparently, Ted Bundy's widow is
wild.
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What are you doing here, anyway?
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Thought I wasn't seeing you
till tomorrow.
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Uh, I... I need a coffee.
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The appointment's at 11, OK?
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If you're late, I will not share my
painkillers with you.
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I'm gonna take the rest of
the day off if you wanna hang.
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You know, celebrate my final day of
being with child.
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Right, erm... No, I can't.
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I...promised Coco I'd go visit.
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Do you remember Coco?
I was on the ward with them.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, I get it.
Of course.
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I think I'm getting
sympathy pregnant.
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My stomach is fucked.
Do you have any Imodium?
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Did you eat melted cheese?
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Maybe. I wouldn't know.
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Aw.
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I'm fine. I'm just... just gonna
miss it here.
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Course you will.
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We should do something...
with the money.
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Not something stupid, like Jay.
Like, we should go somewhere.
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IKEA!
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No, we should, like, fuck off
out of here.
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Somewhere sunny where you can write
and I can just be sad and sexy.
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OK, I love that.
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We could go to LA.
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Yes! We could be Poundland
Kardashians!
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We could drive around in a big car
and talk about gratitude. Ooh!
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OK. Better go.
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Coco lives in the arse end of
nowhere, and I have to shower first.
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But get an Airbnb. Find us a
Kardashian house. Be the Kris.
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When am I not the Kris?
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♪ You didn't think you'd live this
long
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♪ Be as one...
SHE BREATHS DEEPLY
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♪ Hold on...
SHE SIGHS
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♪ Steady stand
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♪ For as long as... ♪
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We literally just discussed this.
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SHE SIGHS
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KNOCKING
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DOOR OPENS
- There you are!
- Hey, Coco.
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It took you bloody long enough.
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I'm gonna have to work and chat,
I'm afraid.
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I had a cool-girl hen do place
a massive order last week.
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You look weird. Mm!
It's really the warmth and compassion
I come here for.
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Mm, what did you come here for?
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I need help with a play I'm writing.
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You can't put me in it.
I'll sue you.
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You can't be in it, Coco.
It's a fictional play.
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But there is a character
with schizophrenia.
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Are they a serial killer? No!
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Because I swear to God, if they're
a serial killer...
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I am mentally ill too,
Coco. Why would I do that?
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Yes, but not in as cool a way as me.
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Oh, hang on. I'll get Mum in
here. She...
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Linda! Linda! Can you come here?!
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Oh, Jesus. Bring the biscuits!
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Look it's... Mum will just remember
this stuff better than me.
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I mean, she's not crazy. Also,
she knows loads about this stuff.
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I mean, she bloody loves
mental illness.
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She loves mental illness? Well,
she won't stop banging on about it.
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Oreos for the screamer? Mm!
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Mum, Maggie wants to exploit
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my debilitating illness
for artistic gain,
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and so I'm gonna need some help
recalling my trauma.
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Mm! I am writing a fictional play,
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where there is a character
with schizophrenia
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and I just had a couple of
questions. Nothing, like, intrusive.
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They're not a serial killer,
are they?
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No!
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So, this character, she starts
seeing things,
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things that aren't there,
and she starts to think,
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"Oh, maybe I've got schizophrenia."
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OK, no. Straight away,
this is bollocks.
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What do you mean? Well, nobody
with schizophrenia would ever think
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that they had schizophrenia.
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Hang on, love. That is your
experience. Everyone is different.
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Well, I never thought there was
anything wrong with me.
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I thought the things that I was
seeing and hearing were real.
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Also, and write this down,
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I am nonviolent.
Never even swatted a fly.
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One thing I will say is
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hallucinations aren't exclusive
to schizophrenia.
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I told you. She fucking loves it.
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Well, it's very interesting what
the mind does to itself!
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And it differs so much
person-to-person.
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That character might be better off
going to see a psychiatrist.
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OK. Right.
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What else?
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No, I think that's it.
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What? I have way more trauma
to dump.
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Oh. Well, if I have any more
questions, I can always come back.
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I'm guessing the bulk of your
research
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has come from A Beautiful Mind.
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Uh, put some respect on John Nash's
name! He did a lot for you people.
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Huh!
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CHILDREN GIGGLE
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She's got zero sense of direction.
It's pathetic.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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G'day!
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Yes, it's me!
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Dr John Cade himself.
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Please, no curtsies.
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Do you have a phone I can borrow?
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No, I don't.
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I'm a hallucinated doctor
from the past.
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Fuck!
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I'm actually feeling a bit nervy.
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I don't wanna go all sweaty
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and bleedy like Penny from
Dirty Dancing.
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Anyway, I'm just checking
you're awake.
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We've got to be at Girlborsh
in two hours.
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Blech! Ugh!
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This is a boar, right?
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I'm gonna say it's a boar.
CAMERA CLICKS
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Taxidermy's so gross,
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unless it's by my godfather...
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...Damien Hirst!
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Oh, man!
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Dad and me went to this junk sale
held by this old East End gangster,
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and I begged him to get this
for me. What are you doing?
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Just putting shit on eBay.
CAMERA CLICKS THREE TIMES
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Are you finally doing the reno?
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My mate Carlos is this super-tight
concrete artist.
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I'll get you his number!
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No. Did I not tell you?
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We sold the bar.
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What?
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Yeah. Yeah, we're closing.
Oh, but don't worry.
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My friend Dean needs someone shallow
and inefficient
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to work at his new vegan
mezcal bar.
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I told him I had the perfect
candidate...
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What are you doing?
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And this is how you tell me?
I'm sorry.
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I... I had no idea you'd give
a shit.
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This bar... It's like my home,
you know?
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HE WHIMPERS
No, this bar is like my home.
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You spent the whole night outside
like a farm animal.
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Would anyone like to hear the story
about how
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I discovered lithium as
a psychiatric treatment?
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No. No.
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It all started
when I began taking piss
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from the nutters in the nutter ward,
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and injecting it into guinea pigs.
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I hate him. Why's he here?
He's creepy.
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Uh, pot kettle black, guys.
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Where are you going?
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To find the station.
Eddie needs me today.
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For a pinball machine?
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Eddie...
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...I need to come clean
about something.
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OK. Make it quick. I've got
an appointment to get to.
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My name isn't Klent.
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What? You got it wrong when we met,
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and my mother told me that the key
to a good interview is
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to blindly agree with everything,
so I... Oh, OK!
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No, I... I did think it was weird.
I know. Right? Klent!
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It's not a name!
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Ah. Phew. So, what is your name?
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It's Krent.
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I need to get to Eddie.
I need to get to Eddie.
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Oh, thank fuck!
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This is really dangerous.
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Yeah, come on. This is basic
personal safety stuff.
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He looks weird.
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He looks fine!
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Night On Bald Mountain
by Mussorgsky
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I'm Maggie, by the way.
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Maggie Donovan.
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You say your name now.
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It's Leon.
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Where do you want me to take you?
Take me?!
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I-I... I need to go to the...
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...you know, the... the choo-choo!
The...
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Thomas The Tank Engine's house.
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Train station. The train station!
That is the one. Sorry!
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My brain has been wrecked lately.
Just totally loco.
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The lithium was a happy accident, really.
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I was just using it cos
I had some lying around,
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I should explain.
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I'd injected the guinea pigs with
that piss... Tell him to shut up.
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Shut up! I love this song.
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VOLUME INCREASES
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The guinea pigs loved
the lithium, so I just thought,
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"OK! Time to try it on humans."
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That's psychiatry, baby.
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UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS
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PHONE VIBRATES
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PHONE VIBRATES
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No-one would hear you scream
here, huh?
250
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,039
The most impressive thing about
my discovery,
251
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:15,759
is that it's impossible for a
bipolar patient to become suicidal,
252
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:19,079
as long as their lithium levels stay
within the correct range.
253
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,320
Well, that's bullshit.
254
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,519
She'll be here in a minute.
255
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,839
All we need to do is the scan
and the first pill.
256
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,999
Get off my dick, Kaz! Noted.
257
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,599
We could totally do it tomorrow,
or...
258
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,039
No, no, no. I need this done today.
259
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,279
It's just, we're having to close
early today
260
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,719
due to repeated
staff death threats.
261
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,999
Fine, fine. No bestie for Eddie.
262
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,960
Well, we're all besties here...
No! Oh.
263
00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,199
One, two, three.
264
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,439
Argh! What are you doing?!
265
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,719
Stop the car! No!
I will not go quietly.
266
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,759
You will have to bleach my blood
off your skin.
267
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,359
I will bite off anything
that dangles!
268
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,559
Please, don't hurt me!
No, you don't hurt me!
269
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,079
- - What?!
- Just stop the car!
- Argh!
HORN HONKS
270
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,159
TYRES SKID
271
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,999
Please, I have a family.
I have got ferrets!
272
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,599
What are you talking about?!
You're the creepy one!
273
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:23,679
You were talking to yourself!
What did I do that was creepy?!
274
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,159
Well, it was just...
275
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,040
I mean, you look creepy!
276
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:31,999
Oh. Oh. Well, explain this fucking
murder lane we're on, then!
277
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,919
This is the way to the station.
278
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,959
I just wanted to do a good deed.
279
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:40,839
My mum died last month and I've been
feeling a bit disconnected
280
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,759
from the world, and I thought
you were one of those runaway teens
281
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,559
you see on the news.
282
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,879
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
283
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:52,600
I am so sorry,
but I really need to go.
284
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,679
Hi. Sorry, is it just straight ahead,
or...?
285
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,960
Yeah, it's just straight down
on the right. OK, cheers.
286
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,400
Oh.
287
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,079
No!
288
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,519
Oh, my God. Eddie!
289
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,520
Fuck.
290
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:36,720
Excuse me, um, is there
an abortion... shop around here?
291
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:47,159
Hi. Hello. I'm here... I'm...
I'm here for Eddie Rushton.
292
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:50,319
I'm late, I think.
Um, I think I'm late.
293
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,719
Hey, girly! Are you here to exercise
your rights?
294
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,600
No, uh... Eddie Rushton?
Erm, she's booked in for, erm...
295
00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,879
...one of those...
296
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,880
like, a-a-a womb... sweep.
297
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,079
Is she still here? I...
298
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,680
Eddie... Eddie was in yesterday.
299
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:09,839
No.
300
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,199
Um, no. It might... it might be down
under Theodora?
301
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,439
Uh, yeah! See?
302
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,759
Her appointment was Tuesday at 11.
303
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,439
That's yesterday.
No. That's not, um...
304
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,720
If you have any issues,
just give us a call.
305
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,800
I can't believe she didn't show up.
I know.
306
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,840
Who the fuck flakes out on their
best friend's abortion?
307
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,319
♪ Look up
308
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,839
♪ Lean back
309
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,559
♪ Be strong
310
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,959
♪ You didn't think you'd live this
long
311
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,279
♪ Be as one
312
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,079
♪ Hold on
313
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,519
♪ Steady stand
314
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:04,479
MUSIC BECOMES DISTORTED
♪ For as long as you think you
can... ♪
315
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,040
CHILDREN GIGGLE
316
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,599
PHONE VIBRATES
317
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,319
♪ It's like when I go to your
birthday
318
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,119
♪ Drinks to congratulate you being
the age I already thought you
were... ♪
319
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,319
We literally just discussed this.
320
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,439
♪ I don't know
321
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,960
♪ It's a miracle I've remembered at
all... ♪
322
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,119
Huh!
♪ When I'm buried in the ground
323
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,719
♪ I won't be able to make your
birthday drinks
324
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,359
♪ But I will still feel guilty
325
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,519
♪ You see, when the air warms up like
this
326
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:44,640
♪ It brings every single memory of
you back and it makes me so sick... ♪
327
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,360
Maggie...
328
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,720
...are you OK?
329
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,199
Yeah.
330
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,240
I just have to go to the...
331
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,639
Sorry. I keep having
this weird thing lately, erm...
332
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,960
...not all the time,
but where I can't find the...
333
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,960
I can't think of the...
334
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,879
Word? Yeah.
335
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,159
You're on lithium, aren't you?
Oh, yeah. And proud.
336
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,679
Have you had your levels
done recently?
337
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,119
Um... If there's something wrong
with your levels,
338
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:38,360
if they're too high or too low,
that can cause problems.
339
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,279
But I've been taking my medication,
I've been taking the right amount...
340
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:44,879
I know, love,
it wouldn't be your fault.
341
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,759
Why don't you come back in?
342
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,639
I can take you down
to Urgent Care...
343
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:53,599
No, no, erm... I'm OK,
sorry, but I'm fine.
344
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,199
As much as I would love
to spend my Monday evening in
345
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,720
a hospital waiting room,
I would, but I have to get back.
346
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,040
It's Tuesday!
347
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,839
So, Murder Wives is not on any of
the streamers,
348
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:17,159
but I found a pirate link,
because I'm a bad boy.
349
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:21,399
Thank you. For everything,
the last two days.
350
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,879
Yeah, well...
351
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,920
I love you, Eddie.
352
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,639
OK. Here.
353
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,959
I think you need those more than me,
you fanny.
354
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,439
OK, well, I know you're feeling
better if you're cracking out
355
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,400
the old school misogyny.
356
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,679
She is just ignoring me.
She's read my messages.
357
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:46,719
Why hasn't she replied?
358
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,999
You need to stop worrying
about Maggie.
359
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,280
Because if we're real,
she's not worried about you.
360
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,679
Ouch.
361
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,959
Yeah. Sorry.
362
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:02,439
No... No, you're right.
363
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,719
DOORBELL RINGS
Oh, that's the pinball guy.
364
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:08,599
I'll go. It's fine.
The codeine is codeining.
365
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,920
I can't wait to mix it
with wine on the flight.
366
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,559
What do you want?
367
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,440
I'm here for my pinball machine.
368
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,559
Klent said you were going away.
369
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,400
I thought you could use some extra
spending money.
370
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,799
I can look after it for you,
for when you come back.
371
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,240
IF you come back.
372
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,120
You can keep it in your bunker.
373
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,559
Eddie!
374
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,119
EDDIE!
375
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,879
Eddie, it's me, please!
376
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,199
Eddie, I know I'm a...
I'm...
377
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,799
POUNDING
378
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,199
...I'm the worst.
379
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,599
I'm the worst, just please,
please let me in! Please!
380
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:01,840
Please, please, please, please!
PLEA...!
381
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,119
Look, I know... I know, I just...
382
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,599
She's gone, Maggie.
383
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,639
What?
384
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,359
She's left.
385
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:13,119
No. She wouldn't leave without...
386
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:16,439
Well, she has. She doesn't need
your permission.
387
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,079
I've got to go back inside.
388
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,400
No, Will, it's...
389
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,439
I think there's something's wrong
with my brain.
390
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,600
Then get some help, Maggie.
391
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,520
DOOR SLAMS, LOCKS
392
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,920
GATE SQUEAKS, CLANKS
393
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,680
♪ Look up
Lean back
394
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,599
♪ Be strong
395
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,119
♪ You didn't think
you'd live this long
396
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:04,159
♪ Be as one
Hold on
397
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:10,519
♪ Steady stand
For as long as you think you can
398
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,159
♪ You're beautiful
and I want the best for you
399
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,920
♪ But I also hope you fail without me
400
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,199
♪ It was really rather miserable
trying to love you... ♪
401
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,200
Eddie!
402
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:47,519
♪ ..I'll take care
I'll read again
403
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:52,159
♪ I'll sing again
I will... ♪
404
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,160
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