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So what are your plans for today?

I'm going to hit the gym, go hang out
with some of the guys. It's a rest day,

I'm just going to have fun. Lucky you.
Sounds like not a productive day. I have

a lot to get done today, so I'm trying
to get the move on that.

So I'm probably going to be leaving here
in a little bit.

Well, have a kick -ass day today.

Whatever. Have fun with your boys.

Let's see what we got.

Hey, good morning.

Good morning. Hey, how you doing?

Speaking of productive things to do
today, since everyone's down here, it is

first. So rent is due.

Sent it to you already?

Perfect. Definitely got yours, girl.

So I wanted to talk to you guys about
this, and so I didn't do it sooner.

I'm a little short on memory now. If I
could have a few extra days.

Things that work out crazy.

Oh, no, that's totally cool. I think
there's...

enough chores to like pick up around the
house and you can... Okay, yay. Ooh,

you're doing the chores?

Yeah, I'm doing all the chores. I don't
mind at all. Girl, I got some chores for

you. Yeah? How many chores?

I got a few chores.

I can do literally all of them. I'm
going to clean this house like it's

been cleaned before. You can do laundry
too?

I hate laundry. It's my least favorite
one.

Dishes? Fucking war.

Dishes. I'm going to do all of them.
Definitely pile up in this house. Leave

them. I'll clean all of them. Yeah, you
better.

Gosh, I like this. Can you be late next
month, too?

Yeah.

I mean, are you going to make dinner,
too?

Lasagna. I'll make anything.

Lasagna.

I'll be in the kitchen all day.

Do you like lasagna? I like lasagna. Do
you like lasagna?

I fucking love lasagna.

I use mozzarella cheese.

I use at least three cheeses.

Ooh, three different kinds? And even
grosser mutton. And you're also going to

clean up after dinner, right? Oh, of
course.

Can you use pepper jack?

Never had it in lasagna, but I think
it'd be good. Yeah.

Does that go with mozzarella?

I don't know. I think so. Yeah. So
pepper jack, mozzarella.

What else?

What else? Maybe some fucking cheddar.

That'd be kind of interesting.

Should we just have like a crazy
lasagna?

Yeah.

Just put everything in it.

So when you go to the store and you're
picking up chores.

Yeah.

I'm going to need you to pick something
for me. Of course.

Anything. What do you need?

Just a few essentials.

I need more bath stuff.

Ooh, some bath stuff? Yeah. More
cleaning supplies, and then you can also

more cleaning.

True. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, very good point.

I'll get all that.

Well, while she's at the store, do you
want to maybe help vacuum the living

room?

I'm going to.

But I will definitely help vacuum the
living room. Yeah?

Yeah!

I'll vacuum it every day.

Get those fresh lines on the carpet, you
know what I mean?

With the triangles?

Yeah. I'll do the triangles.

There's nothing better, really.

Agreed.

You know, like, when you clean the
bathroom, you know how they fold, like,

toilet paper into, like, the little
triangle?

Do you want me to do that?

It makes you look professional.

Oh! Okay, I'll do all of our toilet
paper like that. Can you make the towels

into animals too? Just like, we're at a
restaurant. You know, I do have like

some free time.

You can do towels.

I feel like I could learn how to do
that.

I agree.

On the internet.

Mm -hmm.

Maybe we can teach you how to sew too.

Yeah, do you want to sew?

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

What exactly do you want me to sew?

I have some clothes that need to be had.

Mm.

Mm -hmm. I can definitely do that.

What other chores do you have in mind?
Anything you need done?

I know, but if I give you some money
when you go to the store, could you pick

some more tea?

Definitely. Yeah, warm tea sounds good.

Yeah, the minty one. This is really
good. Yeah.

Do we need more cereal?

I'm the guy who eats it all. Do we need
more cereal?

Maybe. You know, they're the munchies,
you know?

A bunch of balls.

I think we do need more milk though.

And creamer for some coffee in the
morning.

Can we get almond milk?

Yeah, definitely.

Almond milk.

Almond milk and tea.

I'll send you money for that.

Don't you know that almond milk makes
chocolate milk now?

What? Well, then we're going to need
that to try.

Later tonight, I think we should do like
a movie night.

Yeah.

I agree.

You should get the popcorn ready for
that, too.

That'll probably make up for the rent,
right?

But this is for a few days, right?

It's just the one time.

Maybe until it's paid.

I like that.

Going to the gym?

I'm not going to. I kind of decided not
to.

Maybe you can help her with the chores.

Hey, I paid my rent on time. She's
supposed to do the chores.

I'll give you that.

While we're

thinking about it, these kitchen
counters are going to be needing a wipe

Maybe a little bit.

Make sure those get taken care of before
we have lasagna.

That'd be smart.

I guess that means we should think about
what we're going to have for lunch,

too.

Because we probably have a couple days
until this one's going to be paid.

We're thinking, what kind of movie?

Comedy, comedy, comedy for sure.

Yep, you can handle this right now.
Right now, if you want to.

I think she'll do the dishes whenever we
want her to.

Until rent's paid.

Yeah. You should do this more often.

You should be late next month.

It's great.

Actually, Matt, too.

Yeah.

Hi, what are you reading?

Oh, just about some history.

Oh, interesting.

Anything cool?

Honestly, yeah.

I'm like really into this book.

Even like everyone back then dressed
like so different than how we do now,

know?

It's just so weird to think about like
how much stuff has changed.

I mean, look at some of those stashes.
They're crazy looking.

Right? Aren't these pictures just
interesting?

They all used to wear just so much
clothes.

So many layers.

Dude, that handlebar mustache is unreal.

Yeah, and, like, mustaches were in.
Like, wow.

Should you grow a mustache like that?

No. Come on.

You don't think they're going to look
cute on you?

Eh, maybe I could rock it.

I definitely think you could rock it.

But you look cute and everything, so.

Oh, well, thank you. Not that
surprising.

And the buildings, aren't they pretty?

Should we go here?

Yeah, sure. Why not?

I think we should, too.

Take pictures there, and I'll be like,
oh, yeah, that's the same place in my

book.

Can we get you a fake one of those
mustaches to wear there?

For Halloween, sure, why not?

But yeah, I think we figured out our
Halloween costumes now.

Let me look at that book.

I'll be a queen, and you can be a guy
with one of those mustaches.

Yeah, these mustaches are unreal.

Right? Yeah.

Some of this isn't even in English.

I know, right?

I'm learning a new language.

These are

crazy.

Everybody's bald and has big old
mustaches.

I noticed that. Everyone's literally
bald.

I really wish I could read this.

I'm going to go back to the pictures.

Yeah, I only know like five words in
there.

There's like generals and princes.

He doesn't even have samurai swords and
shit.

Yeah, I should probably get a copy
that's in English, but whatever.

I wrote in my dating bio that I can read
languages, so I got these books in

other languages, so it's more
believable.

They're ridiculous.

If they're in my room, they're like, oh!

I can't wait to make you dinner later.

Oh, I'm looking forward to that.

Lasagna, three cheeses, four cheeses.

I can't believe you didn't go work out
and hang out with the boys.

You know, sometimes you just need to do
it yourself.

I think you just want to hang out with
me.

Yeah, you're all right. We'll keep you
around.

I think you should be late on your rent
next month, though.

Okay, get you to the end.

Interesting.

Thank you.

Yeah, I better get back to reading.

Thanks for the book back.

I keep

reading.

Yeah, this book's so interesting.

Yeah, after I'm done reading, I better
get started on dinner.

Because I know you don't like to eat
late.

Oh, I do.

You think you want to see us through for
dinner?

Yeah, I don't really want to invite the
guys over, so... No?

Okay.

Next time, though, you can.

Well, maybe.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

I like the head in your book.

And the pictures at the end are pretty
cool.

Yeah, I know. The pictures in here are
great.

I don't know why I'm taking to read this
book. I have so many pages.

Oh, my goodness.

Are you reading that book that we were
talking about?

Yeah, it's in a different language, but
whatever. Is it getting easier to learn

the language? Yo, the pictures are
really cool. Yeah, thank you. And by the

hi, how are you doing?

Good. Who's ready for dinner?

Yeah, I know. I was just telling you I'm
going to start cooking soon.

Let me see those pictures. Oh, my God.
Look at that beard.

Wow. I kind of want to do this era for
Helene. Yeah, that would be fun. Would

you join us? I totally would.

I kind of think I want to read this book
up to you. Yeah, you really should so

we can talk about history. You'll have
to tell me if it's even worth it. Hold

on, hold on. You can read that?

Like, one day I will, okay?

One day I will read it.

Who knows? I wanted to learn another
language.

Yeah, I was telling you on my dating app
I, like, say no five different

languages. Oh, wow. But I don't, so.

But I don't. Yeah, so it's like a book.

I hope I don't lie about that on other
things. A linguistic catfish. Right?

But my pictures are really neat, so I
mean, whatever.

You just pull out your phone and have a
chance. Yeah, I'm like, how do I say?

I can literally say anything. It's not
the name of the language.

They wouldn't know.

They would think that you're the hottest
girl for just knowing a fucking other

language.

Wow.

Look at that money.

Do you think that stuff was heavy that
they had to wear the armor?

Most definitely.

Wow. I'm glad you have fun with that
book. It definitely seems your type.

Yeah.

I try to make it believable, you know?
Yeah.

Do you just try to pronounce each word?

I do, yeah. And I, like, Google
Translate, like, almost every word.

And whenever you read the page, you can,
like, five more times. Wow. To try to

at least memorize, like, one, you know?

Wow. I love that for you.

Plus all the buildings are so pretty. I
think we should go there and take

pictures. I agree with that. I love the
travel.

Let me see if there's cool pictures of
the building.

I think you're right.

Okay.

You show me.

You show me.

In the beginning, for sure.

Oh, like right around here.

Aren't they beautiful?

They're beautiful.

I don't know. I'm like really impressed
with them lately. I don't know what's

going on.

I'm here for it. I'm down for it. I wish
there was wallpaper of the buildings.

Look at those.

I'm going to make him get one.

I told her for Halloween.

I don't know.

Maybe.

Maybe he looks so good.

I think.

Yeah, you'll figure it out.

Interesting. Anyway, can I maybe watch
TV? You guys mind?

No, no.

What are you thinking?

I don't know.

My least favorite is reality TV, but you
know, it keeps me the most interested,

I guess, even though I hate it. You hate
it? I hate reality TV. It's just so, it

seems so fake.

I don't know. I kind of want my own
show.

Do you think they have scripts?

I do. That's what I mean. I think they
have scripts and that just kind of

bothers me.

They definitely have scripts. You'd have
a fun life to like not have a script.

I mean,

their outfits are always so pretty,
though. It's like, come on.

I do wish I had someone to style me like
that. You just get up and you look that

good? That is true.

Like, professional makeup every day,
bro.

Agreed. But how can you deal with so
much drama in your life?

But it's fake!

I know, but... But then it turns real,
kind of. That's what I hate.

That it turns real.

If they turn the fake drama into a real
drama. Kind of, because it gets, like,

posted everywhere, and, like, the public
thinks it's real, so.

It might as well be real.

Whatever works.

But, like, maybe a cartoon.

A cartoon?

Girl, where do you want that?

Oh, God.

You two would want a cartoon. Yeah.

Yikes. Fine, but only if it's, like, a
good one.

Okay, fine, fine, fine.

Let's just look through. Let's see
what's up.

You never know. Maybe there'll be, like,
ideas for our move later.

You know, my favorite thing to watch is,
like, home improvement stuff.

Okay, okay. I'm so down. Let's do that.
Let's do that.

Oh, gosh.

Please. Let's do that. You'll hate it.

At least I won't.

It's going to make us want to do so many
improvements to our house. I know. I

mean, our house is, like, perfect, but
you know what I mean? It just makes you

want to, like, rip shit out. There's
always something to be done. Start

walls down. Yeah.

Do you mind?

I don't really want to tear down any
walls.

You can do it, though. Since you like to
be late on rent, that'll be it.

Yeah, I can just repair the house.

Just gonna get us a whole new house. I
love that for us.

I love this new TV.

I'm glad we got it. It fits this house
perfectly. It does, and it's just so

nice. Yep.

Oh my gosh, yeah, I love that design
that she's doing.

It's perfect. That house is amazing.

It makes me hate my house a little bit.

Even though we love it, it also makes me
want to move.

It does. I'm like, wait, we need to move
states. We need to pack up.

That's why you want to watch the home
improvement.

So I know where I want to move.

Where should we go? There's so many
places that you could move. That's the

annoying part.

Okay, so forest or ocean?

Ocean.

Ocean, ocean, ocean, ocean, ocean.
Ocean, ocean, all the way. Yeah. Always

ocean.

Nothing else. What about you?

I don't know.

I want ocean that's near a forest.

I don't know if that's a thing.

What about you? I think you can do that.
Is that a thing somewhere?

I want to find it.

And it will be mine.

And it will be mine.

We might need to up our budget, but
that's okay.

That's fine. Maybe I'll get a really
good job.

Maybe if you, yeah, find a good job.

How's that going? by the way. How was
that job search going for you? You know,

was thinking that's what I was going to
do today.

Yeah. Yeah.

Like at least like crack out the laptop.

Maybe. Before or after you start doing
lasagna?

Dinner first. I'll start it. Yeah, yeah.
At least get it in the oven because it

takes a while to cook. Yeah.

It takes a real while to cook so it's
like I might as well just get that in

oven. I agree with that.

Do you have anything in mind of what you
might want to do for a job?

What are you good at you think that you
could do?

Maybe you should start sewing like you
said. You're really good at cleaning

house too. Maybe something along those
lines. Yeah, that's true.

Sewing. And then you can come home and
keep doing it.

It's your job.

That's true.

That's true.

I'd probably get even better at cleaning
than our house would be like so...

Are you lying on your resume that you
have multiple languages too?

Or is that just one? Just one language.
That's just a date thing.

Mostly because it's a date thing, but it
does look good on my resume. A lot of

people ask me about it, but I make sure
I say a really obscure language that

most people just don't know.

That's really smart.

Like an ancient language, man.

No one even speaks it anymore, but I do.
That is super smart.

We need to do something about these
commercials, though. We need to find

something that's... I know.

They literally played the TV show for
five minutes and then they're straight

commercial. It's so boring.

It's so ridiculous.

It bores me.

Yeah, it is so boring. And it's like the
commercials are even bad nowadays.

They're just about medicine, kind of.
They suck.

Yeah. And politics. They suck.

Oh my god, you're right.

You're so right.

Okay, I think this commercial's finally
almost over.

Well, since I'm doing this for multiple
nights, what should we have for dinner

in Toronto then?

I don't know.

Maybe we should just go out for dinner.

Ooh. This might be a nice treat for all
of us, right?

Yeah.

I agree.

You're a really good treat. You're so
right.

I love your sweater, by the way.

Thanks. Yeah.

I'm trying a new style.

It's getting cold out.

Yeah, it is getting cold out.

Everyone excited for that.

So fucking excited, to be honest.

Does it feel like you have a pumpkin
patch?

Mm -hmm.

Yes, it does.

It's my favorite time of the year.

Apple.

Or the Christmas tree. I mean, fuck,
what does that put all the holidays up?

So, yeah, I really better get two
things, you know? Like, I gotta finish

Look for a job.

I just have so much to do, you know?
Yeah.

And clean.

You should get it done, girl.

Oh, girl, yeah. Never enough time.

Never enough time.

Oh, gosh.

Yeah, so I'll just start doing that
right now. I'll see you guys in a little

bit. Yeah, let us know when dinner's
done. That'll be great. Good luck on

job search.

Thank you.

I wonder what she's going to start
applying for.

I know.

It's a good question.

Yeah Do you have any idea you should
pick pick one and let's start applying

it. Oh my gosh, there's just so many
options There are start with the

Let's create a cover letter Okay, and
we'll create it as a master cover letter

and then we'll tailor it to which ones
that you're actually applying for. Okay

Create a list of your skills and okay
things that you're good at. Yeah,

you can put in there Oh, we write that I
put in some college experience Most

definitely have a content creator.

Yeah, I'm not making any money really
you know how to you know how to talk to

people You're very personable. You're a
quick learner. Good idea. Yeah. Yeah, I

keep typing your quick learner. Oh, yeah
quick learner good at cleaning Put it

in there. You gotta put everything
you're good at Are you applying to be a

Well, I'm tiny you can find another way
to word something like that. There you

go

Organize. Excels in a clean work
environment.

Wow. That was good.

Word for word. Just like that.

Just like that.

Your work environment.

That's so.

So I'm organized, tidy, and I thrive in
a work environment.

And you can type fast. And I type fast.
Yeah.

That's because I text so much.

Should I write good texture?

Not. I would put.

Pass your WPM, your words per minute.

I would put that like at 75.

Yeah, you can fudge it a little bit.
They're not going to care.

What are they going to do? Sit there and
check?

Don't be too ambitious.

Don't be crazy.

That's a little record -breaking. Yeah,
I really like to over -graduate.

It's kind of funny.

Don't put in there that you like to over
-graduate.

It's kind of funny, though.

It's not a good thing to put in there.

Okay, this is a really good start. I'm
feeling more confident already. The

letter was a great idea.

I think we need to add a few more things
to it, though, for sure.

Do I put my picture?

No, typically your picture doesn't go on
a cover letter.

Oh, really? No.

Okay. But you can put that you excel in
a team environment.

You know how to take control.

Yeah. You know?

You have initiative.

Ooh, good word.

Should I write the font in pink?

Girl. For like a little touch.

Girl, this is for a real job. This
isn't.

This is a real job. I think it makes me
stand out from the crowd.

No, I think it'll make them think that
you're not right for the job, not fit

the job. They want professional, classy,
typically black and white ink, you

know. Yeah. Okay, okay. Keep it, keep
it. We're going to stand out.

on the attributes that we see. Your
personality will shine through. Oh, you

are being so supportive.

For sure.

You should put in there that you have a
really good personality.

Come up with your fancy language.

Fancy language. Okay. You're good with
that. You're good with that.

You can associate with upper chains of
management as well as lower chains of

management. Wow.

Blowing my mind. I don't even know what
that means.

That's great. It means you just do you
boo and you got it. Wow.

but they're gonna like really think that
i'm like onto something yeah you you

are you're talented you got all the
skills i think you're gonna get this job

nice do you think i'm just lazy and like
that's not why i have a job yet like i

don't know like i think you're
preoccupied on other things but don't

that yeah i keep worrying about like
being a content creator but it's not

working i think maybe with this resume
with a good cover letter you'll find

something that you can content create Or
somebody.

Or just like blog my life. Like, hi,
how's it work?

I don't know if that really shows in the
office environment. They might kind of

frown upon that. They may not like that.
I had to learn so much stuff.

Like, wow. I feel like there's not
enough, though, on the cover letter. So

might need to make sure that you're
filling in everything.

Let me take a look at it.

Take a look with him, though. Make sure
you're really focused.

Hmm.

Oh, do you know how the office programs
work?

I know how Google works.

That's good. Do you know how to do
Google? Google is a nice place to start.

Understand fundamentals of research.

That's a well way to say that. I would
have never thought that.

I mean, half the stuff is just making it
sound like it's super fancy, but it's

all the same stuff anyways.

It's so fancy.

Oh, actually, you've been planning
parties for a long time, right?

Yeah. You're really good at throwing
parties. Thank you.

Yeah. Okay, so you are... Should I be a
party planner?

You're an event planner.

You broaden the spectrum right there. I
mean, but you're good at managing.

Yeah. All right, so you know when you're
planning parties and bad things happen,

Like that last one that we did, and you
totally came in and saved the day. Yeah,

yeah. You had backup food orders on the
ready -to -go. You had the DJ. You had a

backup DJ.

So that's called Operation Risk
Management.

So we could put that on there, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, okay. We'll put the... That
sounds so fancy.

Oh, because you're fancy, girl. I'm
fancy.

Yeah, you're fancy.

You could write that I'm a good lasagna
maker.

No, I'm not a good cook.

I'm just going to skip over.

I'm not skipping over. I'm just making
sure that your cover letter is really

good. You can also say that you're
really looking forward to working with

company because you like their core
values of their company

and you align with their mission
statement.

It really helps when you know somebody
at the job. So what we could do is we

could use social media and find other
people that work at those places.

And then hit them up. Because you're a
content creator, you probably have a

bigger audience than they do.

You're good with clients like that, too.
Then you can get a recommendation from

an employee.

They're going to want to know that, too.
Kind of like how good of an influence

you are on people, I think.

Oh, positive influence.

On coworkers.

Motivating.

Okay.

I don't like the wording of that. We'll
change that. Yeah, I like that.

Yeah, I want to film really smart.

Self -motivated and live by your other.

Next one.

Task -oriented.

Yeah. Yeah, right there, right? Totally.
Very attentive.

You should put that in there.

Attention to detail.

Task -oriented and pays attention to
small details.

What is something about, like, good
multitasking?

Getting a good multitasking skill.

Great multitasker.

So we're good at spreadsheets, good at
research, good at multitasking, good at

event planning, understand RIC
management.

Good communicator. Oh, good one.

Wow, girl.

I mean, you're so good. Great
communicator. Oh, great.

And eager to please.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's a
good one.

Yeah. You understand PIPA, or PIPO,
first in, first out.

So here, why don't you go ahead and type
that in. Okay, good idea.

Type that in there.

What else do you think?

First in, first out.

Don't forget to write.

Your gut under pressure. You don't crack
under pressure.

It

doesn't

crack under pressure in your
multitasking because I think those don't

handy. It excels under pressure. Yeah.

Excels under pressure, especially when
multitasking.

Especially when juggling multiple
projects.

Type that in. Don't forget to write it
down.

We're giving you some good advice here.
Don't forget to add it. You know how to

use a gaunt chart for managing projects.

Guys, this is turning out so much better
than I thought.

You're good with numbers, right? Don't
forget that.

Good idea. I'm good with your numbers.

Good at the counting?

Just

like that,

yeah.

It's looking good.

That's the best resume I've ever had in
Colorado.

Oh, don't forget you're always on time.
That's a good one. It's such a good one.

You hit deadlines.

Oh, and put that you're studying a
second language.

Always willing to learn. Yeah, put all
of that into my education.

Hello. I am really always willing to
learn.

That was a good one to say in there,
guys.

Let's see, what do we got here?

Okay, got that.

Yeah, you like that?

Okay,

okay. So you know enough of a second
language to manage outside negotiations.

Okay.

It's starting

to look pretty good. Let's just

kind of re -go over this a little bit.

So your intro looks really good.

Yes.

Keep going. Keep looking at it.

Okay.

Intro's good.

You've got a good greeting.

Yes. We're going to tailor that.

We should edit that a little later.

Yeah. When we start looking at the
specific jobs that we're going to send

out to, we'll tailor that to it
specifically.

We should maybe pinpoint those jobs too.

Yeah, we'll look into them.

Well, usually if you look at the
application and the requirements, we're

to match up the resume to fit that.
Yeah. And then the cover letter.

Actually,

she likes, you know.

Perfumes and stuff. Oh, yeah, you can
make them smell good. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, I dream of that.

That's a good one All right

So when we print that when we when we um
get the resume, right well Print

out the cover letters. We'll tailor
those. Yeah, and then we'll put some

on And we're going to have to check it a
couple of times. We should check it at

least two or three times, make sure we
got every point that we have. Oh, and so

there's no typos.

Yes, we have to make sure that there are
no typos. We said that she doesn't have

a type.

Careful over there.

Well, someone knows how to type. Some of
us don't. Oh,

no,

no, silly goose.

We've got to keep going with the idea of
what she's good at, right?

You run this house so well, you know, I
feel like.

You're a good manager.

You're good at keeping it. Good
communication, good management skills.

Being a manager would be really fun.

I feel like she listens really well.
What is something you couldn't put in

about her listening?

That's a good idea.

You're so good. Good idea.

I told you I love you with this. So
under great communication, we'll put a

bullet point that says good listener.

Yeah.

Sounds great.

That's straight into the point. We like
it straight into the point.

Well, we've got a lot of stuff on there.
We kind of want to make it simple so

they know what her skills are by
glancing at it. Yeah, like in her sights

that point.

We should definitely try and come up
with a generic paragraph about why

she wants to work for this company or
these companies.

Oh, like why they could bid?

Because she agrees with their mission
statement and their core values.

That's it.

Boom. Yeah, maybe something like it's
always been a dream of mine. Yeah, a big

dream of mine to work for you and your
glorious company.

Yeah. I can't give him a really big head
about it.

Do you mind traveling?

No. Oh, we can put that on there. That
is a really good point

to add.

Always down for relocation.

What? Well, no, because I don't want to.

You know, she's a friend. We don't want
her to go.

Maybe not like a full relocation, but,
you know, like a traveling location.

Just in and out.

In and out.

Yeah, we could do that. Yeah.

Only for a couple of days, a couple of
weeks at the moment.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's a good point.

You might throw it in there. Thank you.

I'll put it in there for you. Thank you
so much.

Yeah,

please write that.

Yeah.

You guys are such good friends.

I think we're definitely coming up with
something good here for you.

I think we'll find you a job in no time.

I can't wait to see who, like, is
interested.

Yeah.

Maybe I'll get a few jobs out of this.
Do you think you can handle more than

one? Uh, yeah.

We're both, like, part -time.

Well, you're good at social media,
right?

Yeah. Companies need social media.

You could do one while doing the other.
Social media handler.

Ooh.

That's a good one.

That's a really good one.

What else do we got?

Here.

Oh, here. You go.

You write on this a little bit. Yeah,
you want me to write over here?

Go look over what all we've done on
there. Okay. Make sure it's up to, like,

what I think would be good in here. Make
sure you get approval for everything

that we put in there. We don't want to
lie about anything that you know. Well.

Don't worry about everything. That's
well done.

Well, I mean, you can fudge that a
little bit. Like, we're not going to say

know a second language, but we can say
that you're working on learning one.

But they know that you're always down to
learn.

Oh, that's a good idea.

I really am always down to learn,
though, so hopefully they teach me

kind of valuable.

Maybe I'll become a better typer,
because I'm not the best.

Oh, so we fudged that a little bit.

We definitely did lie about that a
little bit. So don't forget that that's

your resume. True.

Well,

we can... Hmm.

So I like to travel.

I'm good with people.

What about advertisement? You're good at
promotions.

Yeah. What about if I was an interior
designer at the show?

What if I start my own show?

On HGTV or whatever.

Well, let's get it so you can pay the
rent first.

Okay, okay, yeah.

And I'll just start filming me
decorating my room.

Put it on the internet. That's all I
need.

That would work.

Yeah. Let me do my second. That would be
my third job.

Yes.

Do you guys like your jobs?

Yeah. Should we write a resume for you
guys? Do you want a new job?

No, I'm happy with my job.

established in my job i think yeah so
it's better to stay with the company for

longer it depends you gotta feel it out
no one can answer that question but you

oh but like well i mean like in general
like staying with a company like for

like higher pay or whatever you can but
you can also stay with a company for

like a year or two and then you know
apply to another company for the same

position and get them bidding over your
rate oh the bidding over my rate yeah oh

wow that sounds fun i think i could do
that

Negotiating. Yeah. I have some things
that need to be dealt now. That's for my

money. That works, right?

Something like that.

Oh, yeah.

I have a good feeling about this.

I think you're going to do great. I'm
going to land the most perfect job.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It's looking really good. I
feel like I sound so smart.

You are smart. What are you talking
about? Thank you.

Studying a second language. Yeah.

Great at communication.

Logistics. Yeah, tell me more.

Oh, I don't think you added that in
there, the logistics.

Oh. I think that was a new one.

That's a hard word.

Boom.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That would be great in there. You can
spell hard word.

Oh, I'm a good speller.

You did, yeah.

Who needs autocorrect?

Speller.

Yeah, would they let me design, like,
all the company parties?

That'd be great.

All the holiday parties.

You know?

Yeah.

That was so fun.

Would you guys come to my new holiday
party? Is that my new job?

Of course.

Yeah? I wouldn't miss it.

That'd be fun. We can all wear matching
outfits.

Because I feel like I want to work at a
bigger company because they do things

like that.

Sometimes the small ones do too.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Man, I haven't had a real job in
so long.

I barely remember.

But this is probably good for me.

I think it's good to learn, you know,
multiple things. Yeah. It's all about

experience. New things, yeah.

Totally.

Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited. I can't
wait to submit this. It's going to be so

good. Hopefully I get offers tomorrow.

Can you imagine?

You could.

You never know.

You never know.

We should talk about what you're going
to wear for your interview, too.

Oh, yeah.

Should I wear... Do I wear, like, all
black or, like, colors?

I wear, like, a hot business suit that
says, I know what I'm doing and I'm

but I'm also in charge. But I'm sexy?

Yeah. But I'm in charge.

But I'm sexy, most importantly.

Hmm.

You know that one I wore, like, to your
family's house at one time? Maybe I

should wear that one.

Think on that for a second.

Yeah. I need to think about it, too.

Maybe hair back.

It's a professional.

Like in a bun?

In a bun or like a ponytail?

Like a, ooh, bun.

Bun's kind of hot.

And I feel like you don't see it all
that often. Yeah.

My friend, she was in the military, and
she does really good buns.

Really? Yeah, it's a thing.

Oh, she'll totally teach you, yeah.

Should I look up, like, hot outfits?

Yeah, yeah, let's go.

Yeah, like, if you need some, and so if
they, like, really think that I'm going

to get a good offer from my best friend,
my guys. Yeah, I agree.

Like, so good. I feel like I'm going to
get the best offer. I agree.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

What do you think?

Mm -hmm.

Ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at that. Oh,
my God. Yeah, that looks good. Yeah. Mm

-hmm. Oh, my goodness.

Mm -hmm.

You see the way her hair is, like,
really gel back?

It is really gel back. I think you're
going to be like that. No flyaways

I know you're proper, you know? Ooh,
look, I'm clean.

Clean, cut, proper, yeah.

Organized. Organized, organized.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. And just a small little purse so
that they don't think you have too much,

but just the right stuff.

Ooh. Yeah.

Great thinking.

Mm -hmm. Oh, my gosh.

Mm -hmm. That would definitely work out
really well, I think. No flyaways. That

was a good touch. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Great.

Mm -hmm. Just a little bit of jewelry so
you're not too flashy either. They

don't think you're crazy, but.

Right. A little bit of jewelry.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Do I tell you a little
clip of my hair?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

You know, so it's like slip back and I
mean business but also like a

Now don't forget when you go in like
you're gonna have a

talk kind of You know, I'm not like it's
your best friend, but it's like

you're bad Yeah, I need to work on that
you're right I'm very like hey, yeah,

they back, you know, yeah, that's a good
quality to have sleep out but like

Not maybe all the time in a business
setting. Yeah, definitely.

Definitely.

Yeah,

look at that.

Yeah,

this honestly looks so freaking good.
Just the look I was thinking of right

there. Yeah, it looks so classy, you
guys. I agree.

It looks so freaking classy. Yeah.

Wow, I'm definitely going to stand out
from the crowd. You're going to walk in,

their eyes are going to go wide, and
they're going to be like, y 'all, this

girl who knows her business.

Like, I just feel like a good resume,
like, just really interesting out from

crowd. Mm -hmm.

Like, better than most. I do agree with
that.

Definitely. Let's add more to it,
though. What else do you think?

I think you should add some of your own
personal touches. What if I say that I

am determined?

Wow. That's a good one.

You know, because I am.

You are, you are.

Yeah, that one um So determine changes
to you have really strong

asterisk Descriptive words are kind of I
feel like what they're looking for

here. So try to stick to those along
with your abilities.

I love that Yeah

Goal -oriented.

Goal -oriented, yeah. Goal -oriented.

Cool.

Oh, my gosh. What's another one that you
have? Oh, such good ideas.

I don't know. Oh, my gosh.

Is quirky a good thing to put in there?
I don't know. I feel like you have a

good personality.

We should highlight your personality.

Good with all personality types.

Ooh, yeah, yeah.

Definitely.

Uh -huh. Okay, okay, okay.

Mm -hmm.

They're not going to be able to resist,
you guys. They are not.

You're going to be their best new
employee ever. Like, the best.

Like, ever.

Oh, my God.

I can't wait. Oh, we should talk about
where around an hour do you want, you

know? That should be, they're going to
ask you that question.

They're going to ask you, like, how much
you want to make.

Well,

let's talk about that after we eat the
octopus.

You're right.

Girl, be realistic.

You're finding an office job, babe.
You're finding an office job. True.

Yeah, let's think about your
personalities again.

What good personalities do you have?

You are fun.

Fun, fun, fun.

How can you be fun?

How do we translate that into a good
adjective?

I like to have a good ass time.

You like to engage.

You like to engage.

Yeah, I like to engage.

That's a good one.

I really like that idea.

Me too.

Okay, yeah, I'm such a good engager.

Yeah. Is it weird to say, like, fashion
sense?

No. Well, no. I think you'll have good,
um... What is that? When you have a good

eye for something?

That's what I'm trying to say, yeah.

What would that be? What would you call
that?

Eye for detail?

What do you think?

What would you call that?

Um... Help us out back there, friend.

A good eye for...

attention to detail.

Put that in there earlier.

That's truth.

That's truth.

What else can we put about you?

Trustworthy. We didn't think of that
one.

Trustworthy is a good one.

Yes. Ooh, trustworthy.

Got that one.

Ooh, we should create like an attribute
section.

Ooh. Mm -hmm.

Okay.

A little sexy on.

Yeah, it's a great idea.

The attributes go well with, like, how
good of... I don't know.

Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like where you're going with that,
though. I see what you mean. Yeah, you

the words that I'm trying to come up
with. Definitely.

Like... We need to change that. We need
to change that sentence. I don't like

the way it sounds.

Yeah, let's back that one up and redo
that one.

I think the wording on that, we must
have misspelled that. Let's go back.

A little change in direction there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, let's
reread everything.

Okay, okay.

Let's review it.

We got one thing to write. That's
exciting.

Mm -hmm.

Wow.

That's a good one. Ooh, that is.

That's a really good one. I'm glad we
wrote that one down.

Yeah, yeah. They're really with you.

Mm -hmm. This is really, like, I'm using
my brain. Yeah. I'm using so much

thought.

Good at critical thinking.

Ooh.

That one needs to be added.

That should be the top of the list,
actually, critical thinking. Yeah,

thinking, good in groups.

That's even better. We have a good
attitude always.

Ooh, good attitude, yeah.

Yeah, really good attitude.

Even under pressure, you know, like you
don't get saucy. Aw, thank you for

noticing that. You handle it well.

That's so nice. You don't get passive
-aggressive. That's really good.

I love the way we're tweaking it. It's
really coming together good, you guys.

You know what? This is really coming
full circle. You're right.

Yep. Totally.

I think it's fitting your personality
very well.

Ooh, yeah.

I think it's going to come across in
your interview as well. I think they're

going to love you.

You think so?

I do.

Some people are going to call me back. I
get ready. You can feel it.

Yep. I'm excited.

I'm so excited.

There's a few more things that we should
maybe add, though. I feel like it's

missing. It's not the full page, you
know?

The cover letter relationship. Maybe
missing a few, like, I don't know.

Yeah.

Yeah,

that was, like, the best teamwork. You
guys are such great friends. Thank you.

Yeah, we could probably send that out.
I'm glad that we could get that

It's so freaking nice, you guys.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, God, I can't wait to send it out.

Definitely perfected.

Hey, good job.

We did fantastic.

We are great friends.

Yeah.

The best of friends, honestly.

Yep.

This is such a good situation.

I agree.

I think it all worked out.

Perfectly. If I get a bunch of job
offers, will you guys let me choose?

Most definitely. We'll choose the one
best for you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I think it's perfect.

I think it's perfect. Do you know what?
Now that we have it all put together, we

should hit send.

Okay. Let's go hit that send button,
girl. Let's do that. Yeah, thank you.

Let's do it. Okay, yeah, let's go.

here we go guys fund it girl three two
one boom yeah

time for dinner let's go get that dinner
finally oh

that's right yes i'm starving me too