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All right.

I think this is the place?

Yep. This looks like it. Looks like the house. 3, 2, 1, 2.

Yep, that's it.

Okay. Perfect. It looks huge.

All right.

Is she here?

She said she's inside already. Yeah, let's go meet her inside.

When we get in, have you told her anything about us? Does she know?

No, I didn't think that that needed to be brought up.

Did you?

I didn't say anything to her. I think it'll be fine.

She'll be fine. She won't even notice.

Okay. And what did she say the realm was? I don't think she said yet.

She said she wanted to show us it first, see if we liked it, and then she'll let

us know.

Okay. Let's go. I'm excited.

Walk in, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Hey,

Jasmine. Hey.

So nice to finally meet you. Good.

Bobby, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you guys. I'll be showing you around.

Super excited. It looks huge.

It is. It's in a great location.

It's 3 ,000 square feet.

And there's a front and back yard.

Nice. Nice.

How's the neighborhood?

The neighborhood is very good. It's in the top percentile.

Okay. Crime?

Very low around here.

Okay. Quiet around here? Yeah. There's a good neighborhood watch.

Oh, wow.

Schools nearby?

There are some schools nearby.

Great elementary and a great high school.

Okay. Do you guys have any kids?

No, no, no, no, no. Oh. No, we're just... This is actually our...

first time looking to get a place together, so.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, we've never really, we've never lived together before, you know. Well,

long have you been dating?

About three years now, so I think it's time to move, you know, to the next

Oh, yeah, definitely, definitely.

Yeah. The house is beautiful.

Yeah, there's a great master bedroom I want to show you guys upstairs, and

there's a wine cellar downstairs, so you guys wine drinkers.

I know I am. Of course, yeah.

Perfect.

Sounds like a great spot for you guys.

Could be, yeah.

Is there a pool back there as well? Oh, yeah. There's a pool and jacuzzi. Oh,

great. Does the maintenance come with the price of the place, or do we have to

pay for that ourselves?

Yeah, you do have to pay for that yourself, but it is fully furnished.

Oh, it comes with everything?

It does. Oh, you didn't say that, babe.

I didn't really know, actually.

$5 ,000 a month.

Oh.

Is that okay, PK?

Wait, hold on. $5 ,000?

Yeah, $5 ,000. That's fine.

Yikes. Okay.

Yeah,

this is like our first time moving in together. $5 ,000 is going to be a

bit of a hit.

Yeah.

Oh, yikes.

Okay.

Well, I have some other properties I could show you.

Are they as nice as this one?

No, this is, I mean, in my opinion, this is the best one.

Yeah, this fits everything we want, right? It does. I really like it.

I'm liking the pool and all the neighborhood

stuff. It's really, really nice. How are the neighbors like themselves?

Are they nosy or do they keep to themselves? What's their situation?

very quiet and there's a six -foot fence surrounded, so it's very private.

That's lovely.

Yeah, they're doing whatever you want.

But they don't really bother you at all?

No, not at all.

Okay. Very quiet.

So we can just be swimming, kind of walking around, doing whatever we want

do.

Yeah, they keep to themselves.

Okay. Yeah. Very cool, very cool.

Do you want to check out the master bedroom?

I'd love to look more at this place, yeah, for sure. Well, let me show you

Okay, great.

So this is it, huh? This is the master bedroom I was telling you guys about.

I love it. There's a bathroom right over here.

And a great view.

It's huge.

Nice, nice, nice. Fully furnished.

Oh, the bed comes too?

Yeah. And that little thing right there? Whatever that's called? Everything.

Yeah. A little ottoman.

Ottoman? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll be coming handy, huh?

Good placement.

Yeah. All right. Very nice up here.

Very big.

Very spacious.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Absolutely, absolutely.

Can we talk about this rent really quick? Yeah. What are you looking to

$5 ,000.

Okay.

That's like, all right. Is that going to be an issue?

A lot.

Yeah, it's a lot.

Okay. Could you give us just a moment to talk about some stuff really quick?

Yeah, of course. Take your time. I don't want to rush you. Okay.

Thank you. Yeah, of course.

So, what do you think?

I love this place so much.

I know, I don't know why, but it's a lot, a lot.

I mean, it's everything that we want, right?

Yeah, it's huge.

It has a pool.

I love the pool part.

The neighborhood's amazing.

I love the, I mean, yeah, I guess.

The school court, whatever, we don't really care about that, but... I mean, I

guess. But, yes, amazing schools.

And then... It'd be great to, like, have friends over.

It is very big for parties.

Mm -hmm.

That part's good.

I'm sure we could, like, work something out, right?

With her?

With all of it.

With something.

There's gotta be a way.

Yeah, I mean, we'll see if she can wiggle around or anything like that.

But if she can wiggle around, it's something that you'll want?

Yeah.

Okay. Whatever it takes. We just really want this place.

I mean, I think, yeah, it's exactly what we want, though.

Let's, uh... Yeah, should we see what she says? Can we change the place a

bit? Yeah, let's do that.

Okay. Yeah.

Hey,

Jasmine.

Hey. Hey.

Yeah,

yeah, we had a couple questions for you, actually.

Yeah, cute.

Come on in.

So, the price is a little bit much.

for like what we're looking for budget -wise, right? Like this is our first

moving in together.

You know, we both work and everything, but still it's like, it's just a little

bit much to take on budget -wise. You know what I'm saying?

Okay. So is there any like wiggle room? Like we don't have any children. We're

not going to damage your place. We're just, you know, we can give you more

up front or whatever it is that you would need to kind of like make a deal,

that makes sense.

Well, I mean... I don't know if I can do anything.

A certain hand might be all the time.

You don't think there's, like, anything we can work out? We're just so in love

with this place.

It'd be everything if we could... For our first place together, it'd be

everything if this could be it. I really want to help you guys out.

Like, what are you guys doing? Like, is it the relationship you guys have?

Oh, this?

Yeah. This is, uh...

something that we kind of like developed a little while ago called a reuse is

what it is. So I just kind of use her whenever, you know, whenever I need my

sexual desires fulfilled, you know, that's what she's here for.

Okay. Well, I've heard about it, but I've never known anybody. So you guys

the first.

Okay. It's a lot of fun. I mean, is it exclusive just to you guys or can anyone

join? Oh, we've talked about like, Having people be a part of it before,

never really had anyone be a part of it, but we've definitely talked about it.

Okay, well, let me tell you what I can do.

Okay. I can drop the price down to $2 ,000.

Really? If I'm able to join your group.

Oh, you want to be a part of it? Yeah. Yeah, it sounds very interesting.

Babe, what do you think?

I think that's a really good idea.

Especially we'll show you the robes, you know, and introduce you to it.

I'd love that. And that's a really, really good deal.

$2 ,000 would be like, we'll take it today. Oh, yeah.

This place is already furnished. We're ready to move in, like, now.

Okay. Well, then I think we've got ourselves a deal.

Fantastic. That's amazing.

That's great. Thank you so much. Oh, my gosh. I'm looking forward to this. All

right. Yeah,

just let us know when you're, like, ready to, like.

enter into this whole thing, and we can make it happen for sure.

Okay, great. Yeah, I'm ready.

Yeah, I'd love to get this going. I'm just going to go send some paperwork in

and get everything finalized, and I'll meet you guys back here.

Okay, sounds good.

Thank you so much.

You've made our dreams come true with this, like, unbelievably.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

What do you think, babe? I'm so happy that we got the place that we were

dreaming of. Yeah.

It's so perfect.

You're going to make everything good, huh?

Perfect deal.

Celebrate the recruitment?

Mm -hmm.

What a way to celebrate the new page.

Mm -hmm.

Absolutely.

Mm -hmm.

You made a little bit of a mess, huh?

Mm -hmm.

It's so dirty, don't you?

I just wanted to clean it up a little bit.

You're going to do that?

Mm -hmm.

What do you like in the place?

I love it here.

Yeah? It's perfect.

What do you like? What's your favorite thing?

Definitely the pool.

Yeah, I like the pool, too. It's so much fun. Mm -hmm. What's your favorite

part?

I like the pool, too.

Don't yell at me about the pool. The bed is my favorite part.

I like all of it.

The price is nice. Everything is amazing.

That's right.

The price is nice.

It really is.

Tell me I missed the spot when I'm cleaning up your mess.

Our mess.

You hate, too, didn't you?

Come in.

Are you expecting anybody?

No, maybe just the landlord.

Oh, come in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, guys. How's it going? Jasmine, how are you? I'm good.

Just coming in to check on you guys and pick up that rent.

Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We love it.

How's your Saturday going?

Oh, it's good. Just chilling. How about y 'all?

Cleaned up from breakfast.

You know, yeah.

Can't complain. Can't complain.

Yeah. How's everything working out for you?

Everything has been, I mean, amazing, right, babe?

Yeah, everything has been like absolutely fucking perfect.

How are you liking it? Oh, it's working great for me.

Yeah.

That's the whole thing about everything. It kind of just works out for

everybody. It's absolutely... It's a win -win.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

100%. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you guys get a chance to check out the pool?

Oh, we definitely check out the pool a few times.

100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, definitely like that.

100%. We haven't heard a peep from them.

Yeah.

Could be.

Could be.

But, I mean, I don't know.

When we're out there, it's like kind of late sometimes, so maybe they're

sleeping.

We're out there naked a lot, so maybe they thought. They're just like, we're

going to avoid those neighbors there.

You know? You never know.

Yeah.

I'm enjoying the property.

Oh, yeah.

Absolutely, we're enjoying the property.

And the landlord.

He's the nicest landlord we've ever had in our lives.

Oh, my gosh.

For, like, a couple just, like, getting themselves going here, like, you know.

Well, you guys are so sweet. I know.

You tried right away, but.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

What else do you have going on today? Anything exciting?

I think I'm going to go grab a drink with a friend later, and that'll be it.

Wine night or what?

Yeah, exactly.

Okay. I see you guys have the boxes out. Did you have some red or some white?

I had a red, she had a white.

Oh, yeah.

That sounds fun.

It was fun.

Jacuzzi with wine, 10 out of 10. Would do that again, for sure.

Yeah, this is one of the best situations we've ever had as far as this goes.

You were saying, but you like it?

Oh my gosh, yeah.

It's so fucking cool.

Yeah, with other people, I don't know.

We've never really had a bad experience with it, but, you know, some interesting

ones for sure. But you've been nothing but a pleasure.

Oh, yeah.

Likewise. You guys have been great.

Getting you into it, getting you started with everything.

Oh, yeah. You're great.

Tenant and great people. I love this arrangement we have going on.

It's perfect.

Yeah, 100%. 100%. We saw they put some flyers out there. We're missing a dog

around here.

Oh. Did they hide it?

I didn't see that, no.

Oh. I hope so.

Yeah, I hope so. We'll see.

Do you guys have like any...

Oh. We got a roll.

For this.

Right here.

Roll? Yeah.

Um.

Yeah, we've got...

We've got a few rules right there.

Yeah, it took a while, but we definitely worked out all the kinks.

That's a good rule. Yeah.

I mean, if you're, like, going to go into it with, like, no rules at all,

then it's going to fail. You know, jealousy is going to be there, and

going to get upset, and everything else like that. But, you know, do you want to

hear about it?

Yeah.

Why don't you come up here and tell her about the rules here.

Wow. Really good rules that we have are, you know, keeping it

away from any, you know, any way it can ruin the livelihood.

And, you know, no family involved.

Yeah, no family.

That would get too complicated.

Yeah, you get like a weird uncle in there and it all goes to shit.

Oh, no.

Friends, like close friends, if they, if you think it's going to damage things.

Definitely stay away from that.

That can be tricky for sure.

Yeah. Oh, okay.

Make sure that everyone that we're doing this with is getting tested, right?

We're going to that place to get tested. Oh, yeah.

You know, yeah.

That's a really good rule.

That's another rule that we have.

Well,

it seems to be working for you guys, so.

Yeah, for sure. Make sure, you know, communication, very open and honest.

the honesty is like a big one. You've got to be honest with what's going on.

Absolutely. Or there's just absolutely no way for it to work.

Yeah. Yeah, trust is a huge component in all of this.

Oh, yeah.

Definitely, I can see the trust.

But, like, you know, like, you see how it works here. It's just like, you know,

whatever we want to do and hope you're having fun and, you know, we just keep

moving from there.

Oh, yeah. You've been a great addition, for sure. Oh, thanks, guys.

And you're liking it? Oh, my God, I love it.

Yeah, what do you like about it?

You know, it's just, it's, like, so easy and so convenient.

Yeah, it really is. It really is. It really is, 100%. Yeah.

Yeah, it's not for everybody, though. Can you see yourself doing this for

somebody else?

I don't know. I mean, you guys are just, like, perfect. So, like, anybody else,

I don't know.

Yeah, we just feel, like, kind of weird.

Maybe, but...

You guys are just great. Like any of your girlfriends, the girlfriend you're

going out with for drinks tonight, do you think that you can do this with her

husband?

Maybe. I might ask her.

That'll be interesting, huh?

Get another group, another mix here?

Yeah.

Just start freezing everyone.

That could be a dream, huh?

What are you guys going to make for dinner?

I don't know, babe. What are you making?

Maybe pasta.

Oh, I was thinking lasagna.

That's my favorite.

Oh, yeah, you have to. It'll be like Italian night.

Yeah.

Love a good Italian night. Some bread, some wine, some lasagna.

Yeah.

That's perfect.

I'm so glad you guys got this one.

Yeah, me too.

You can imagine being anywhere else by here.

It's perfect for you guys. You can, like, you know, just big and cool, the

yard, the neighborhood, everything.

Yeah. It would be really fun if you came over for a wine night, too.

Oh, yeah.

A bar night, wine night. Oh, my gosh, yeah.

Oh, my God, I'd love that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want to see you up there, honey.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's here for sure.

She's been looking a little while, huh?

Before

I do

that... Oh, you... Oh! Oh, my God!

Would you marry me?

Oh, my gosh.

So much to do now. I'm so glad you came over to me, Jasmine.

This is so great. I'm so glad you came over.

Congratulations.

I'm so happy for you guys.

I was waiting for you to come back over because, you know, you've become such a

big part of our lives. Oh, my gosh. You've been such a big part of our

Thank you so much for being a part of it. I can't wait.

Oh, my God.

You're awesome.

Are you excited?

I'm so fucking excited.

It's so perfect.

I have so much to plan now.

Oh my gosh, yeah.

Is it an inside wedding or an outside wedding? Oh my gosh.

I don't know. Maybe an outdoor one would be

nice. Oh yeah.

What do you think? Outdoor wedding?

Whatever you want, baby. It's your wedding.

Well, it's our wedding, but, you know, it's going to be your big day, so.

And, Jasmine, you're, of course, going to be there, right? Oh, my God, yeah.

I'll be the maid of honor. Oh, please.

Please. You've been so close to us. Oh, my God. Closer than a lot of people in

our lives. Oh, my gosh. Thank you.

You know 100 % this wouldn't have happened without you. Oh, my God. You

too sweet.

Well, no. We got this place, and we started living together, and everything

of just, for me, just felt so right.

It's all falling into place. Yeah, it's all because of you.

Without you, there's no way this would have happened.

Oh, you guys are too sweet.

There's so much to plan, though. Holy shit.

You're going to help me plan everything, right?

Oh, my God. Let's start looking for dresses tomorrow.

Oh. Let's do it. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That's the best beer ever for us.

It's only going to get better than that.

I'm so fucking happy for you guys.

Every step of the way.

I'll help you plan everything.

Let's do that. Let's set up for this party.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

This looks amazing.

Do you love it? Yeah. We're going to set it up. Doesn't it look so good? This

looks fantastic.

We've got some balloons.

I know.

Streamers. But congrats. We spelled it out one by one, letter by letter. Wow.

Is it enough balloons, do you think? Look at this whole thing. I think we

couple more balloons. Do you think?

What time does people get in here?

What do we say?

I think in like 30 minutes.

30 minutes? Yeah.

That sounds about right.

That could be perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

These balloons, they're a little hard to blow up. They're little struggle butts.

Struggle butts?

But they're fun and they're cute.

They're so fun.

No, I thought...

Ooh, both of them.

We saw exactly the same.

That's awesome.

Would you help me? That is amazing. I can't get it.

My nails are not allowed.

I'm going to get you.

You did. She came over early, helped me.

It's been perfect help.

It's been so fun.

Best landlord ever, huh?

Best. I'm glad we became so close.

Oh, my God. He's going for the back.

Oh.

That's tricky.

Is that the groom?

Yeah. Yeah, they're a pain in the butt.

Are we getting food ordered, Melissa?

Catering, right?

Yeah, we're getting some sushi coming.

Ooh. All right, all right. Yeah, that's going to be exciting.

Yummy.

I've got the full bar of service, too.

Yep.

Hold on.

You have it on the wrong finger. What are you doing?

That's better.

I'm trying so hard to tie these damn fucking lines.

Okay, get up.

Tricky.

Are you guys excited for the big day?

Yeah, we haven't really set a date yet, but I'm thinking like, what, like five

months?

That's a great time. Yeah, let me talk to you, girl.

Thank you. Thank you for helping me.

No, it's stuck on my finger. Oh, wait, wait. There we go. Okay.

Tim, are you going to get tied?

Oh, no.

No, I was like, oh, my God, I'm going to rip her nail off.

Oh, no, we're good.

Rip the nail off before the party? Oh, my God.

That would have been a crisis.

Oh, my gosh.

Thankfully, everything's A -OK.

Do you like the colors? Yellow? Did we like that for congrats, right?

Yeah. I really like this ring balloon.

Favorite part.

My favorite part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are part of it.

I mean, I'm just here. You know what I mean?

It's going to be so.

Five. Oh, my gosh.

I'm going to just blow up a couple more.

What time?

You said 30 minutes?

Yeah. Yeah, probably about 30 minutes.

Okay. Guests arriving.

Mm -hmm. Are you planning before these guys get here?

Excited to see all of our friends.

Are they going to be excited?

Mm -hmm. How many people did you invite?

It's about, like, 30 people.

Oh, wow. Okay.

30 people?

Yeah. That'll be good. I hope I don't trash your house too much.

I hope not.

I'm sure she'll keep them intact.

Oh, yeah.

Don't go too crazy, guys. Landlord is here.

You need some cocktails?

Yeah. What are we doing?

Unimport my outside. Exactly. Both.

Okay. I'm mixing it up.

I think

they're going to bring... I think some people are going to bring some stuff.

Okay. I think they're going to like the decorations, though.

Okay. I think chips and salsa.

Chips and salsa isn't fishy?

It's a little bit for everybody.

Sure.

Sure, sure, sure.

You know what I mean? Often, too, if we've got the taco truck.

But a wedding will do that.

That's a good plan.

That'll be fun.

You excited for this thing, too, Jasmine?

Oh, yeah. I can't wait.

Oh, you're the first one here. Help with decorating and everything.

Yeah, you guys are my best friends.

Yeah?

Same, same, same, same.

Maybe we'll find a guy from you here, huh?

Oh, maybe.

I still have to ask my friend about that free use with them.

Ooh. That'll be fun.

Yeah, that goes.

Uh -huh.

Did you talk to your friend the other night about it?

No, I still have to.

Okay. But I feel like she's going to say yes.

Are you excited about that?

Oh, yeah.

I think I'm super close.

Mm -hmm.

We talk, like, all the time.

About this stuff?

Or not yet? No, yeah, not yet.

No, just about, you know, things going on.

Okay.

Mm -hmm. I think they'll be excited. I hope they're excited. Fingers crossed

that they're excited.

Mm -hmm.

But then I just hope you don't leave us.

Oh, never.

Create a rotation.

Yeah. A rotation of our previous friends.

Fucking great.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

It might get here a little bit after the guests arrive.

Yeah, they're going to have drinks first.

Got to do that.

Do you have to do a toast here?

Oh my gosh, yeah. You guys should definitely do a toast.

I have to do a toast?

Yeah, you should prepare something.

Think about it now.

Start thinking now, yeah.

Well, I met you years ago.

We just started living together, and, oh, my God, everything's been perfect.

Do I mention this to everyone?

I feel like we have a half -and -half situation on people who know, so.

Well,

I mean, we're still going to continue, like, what we do while we're here,

Yeah. Like, then you have to deal with it.

Absolutely. It's our lifestyle and it's our party, so.

Then, mm -hmm.

I don't know if we're good guys.

Have a whole party joining in.

Hold on.

Rule number one.

Uh -oh.

You don't want to break the rules.

Can we get a DJ?

Oh, yeah. What do you guys want to listen to?

Whatever you want. I love listening to everything.

I think I hired one of our DJ friends to come.

Let's see if they show up.

Oh, really? Okay.

They're bringing all their stuff, but it's going to be like a house speaker.

They're bringing their stuff.

Oh, that's good. If they show up. But if not, then we'll use the house speakers.

Plan B.

Like I said, I'm just here for the party. I'm here for sushi and brawlers

cocktails. I'm making toast.

Oh, my God.

It's going to be a good party.

I love

it. Love it, love it, love it.

Come here, put your head right here.

Couple more? Come here.

Yeah, that's a good one.

I have no idea. I keep seeing the flyer though.

Any

guests

that are coming that we should be aware about?

Like you think they'll be not good?

She said she was going to stop by for a couple seconds or something, you know.

Okay.

Probably just to get some food.

Probably. We still haven't really met any of the neighbors.

So we're all going to be like, who the hell are these people? And you're

engaged. Congratulations, Rhett.

Anyone you're excited to meet?

Jasmine? You know, I don't... I have, like, some friends coming, and I'm

to see them.

Okay.

Some I haven't seen in a little while, so I'm glad they're coming over.

That's always fun. And we can meet you guys.

Yeah, of course. Absolutely.

Absolutely.

You should get up there, honey.

I love you.

Look at you guys. I love how much you guys get along.

It's fucking so good.

I can't wait for that food to get here.

I am getting hungry, for sure.

Working up an appetite, 100%. Oh,

so fucking good.

Oh,

so fucking good.

Are you guys going to drink? Do you think wine?

I'm having cocktails.

Cocktails, yeah. Yeah, for sure.

After this workout, I'm going to need some food and a margarita, and I'll be

perfect. I'm craving, like, a whiskey ginger or something good like that.

She's going to go nuts tonight.

Watch out for Jasmine tonight.

She's going to be the crazy one at the party.

I'm going to put you down.

Well, you're going to be married at the end of the download.

I'll stop investigating or whatever.

Oh, my God. You guys are going to be so cute.

I'm so excited for you guys.

I'm excited.

All because of you, for sure.

Oh, I can't take all the credit. You guys have been together for three years.

Yeah, but you, like, lit the spark for it. All right, I'll take that. In more

ways than one. You gave us this place, a great ride, came into our lives, and,

you know, it's been a bliss ever since. Oh, you guys are too sweet.

It's the same truth.

It's the same truth.

Can you help with those shoes, babe?

Sure.

Such

a cute

dress you've got on, too, Katie.

Thank you.

Yeah, we've been shopping all day for that thing.

That's a lot.

Some lead going on.

Confetti. Yeah.

It's going to be a great party.

I can't wait.

You going to give a toast to her?

Maybe. Let's see how big it is.

I'm going to let you go first. How about that?

No, no, no. She doesn't need one. She doesn't want two.

It's all about me, right?

Yeah.

Fuck what I want. This wedding is horseshit.

Hmm. What's the table for right here?

Oh, that's for the sushi so they can lay it out. Oh. Mm -hmm. She's not here

yet.

Well. Well, these are for something else.

Yeah, exactly.

You're looking on it, too.

Yeah.

We'll serve it like this to let everybody come in and enjoy.

That's what we have set up for you.

It's a great introduction time. I can't think of a better appetizer.

The best appetizer out there, huh?

what we stay for.

Is there a noise ordinance in the neighborhood?

I mean, we'll probably stay for like a couple hours.

Hopefully not too long. Yeah, not too long.

We got things to do.

Oh, the jacuzzi party is starting. You guys got to go.

I didn't tell anybody to bring a bathing suit, though.

I mean, we never wear one, so.

Let's see if any of your clients want to join, too.

Oh, yeah.

You're one of the people who can say no.

Exactly.

You've got to join the club.

I mean, that's what we'll do. I'll just walk up and grab their tits and see if

they flinch.

I love you

guys.

I think I got all your favorite sushis.

What'd you get? I got a couple of different rolls.

I think. I think you'll like them. I'm sure you will.

It's not to like, huh?

I don't know if that's right, but I'm happy.

That wasabi.

That fresh wasabi? I love that spice.

It's so fucking good.

I like when you do that, too.

Boking us on the tip. That's fucking great.

Oh, look, baby. It's like some bit on it a little bit, huh?

She should be here any minute now.

Tell him to give us ten minutes.

Okay.

Leave him knocking on the door.

I don't think we did enough.

You do live here. This is your house.

Do you want to take a seat over there?

I'm glad we could use this table for something else.

I'm going to use this.

You have great furniture.

Absolutely.

I like the ring on that pussy.

Leave it down there for ya.

You should definitely get in the pool later. You're a great night cat.

I

don't

know.

Oh, my God.

What a great party trick.

Do that and pop the champagne at the same time.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

What a bad rain.

We'll definitely have to go to the pool later.

Oh, that was the best party trick ever.

Maybe I'll show it to anybody.

You want party tricks?

Oh, uh... You put me on the spot.

We've got a lot of guests in the tank, though.

You've got to come up with a speech and you've got to come up with a party

trick. I could do a split.

There you go.

That would be my party trick.

Everybody watch this.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh,

that ring looks so fucking good on you, too. It does, huh?

I love it so much.

It's perfect.

Oh, my God. I've been showing it off all night.

Show that ring off, girl.

Oh, my gosh.

Thank

you, girl.

Tight. Yeah.

Tight on my titties.

Everything. Everything.

Get those feet back a little bit more.

Get more leverage here. Lean it back a little bit more.

There you go.

um um

I love you.

I can't stop staring at our wonderful decoration.

Love those fucking balloons.

You're comfortable.

This is your house.

Your lovely furniture.

Oh, shit.

I think we love that.

Party trick. You ready for the next party trick?

Yeah. Party trick. Yes.

Oh, my God.

No.

What a party trip.

There's your party trip. That's it.

We figured it all out.

Should we clean it up and give it to people to get here?

I guess so.

You guys decorated it. We might as well have a party.

Yeah, I agree.

Let's go to Waze.