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Welcome to Mama's Place.

I'll be damned if I know how I got tagged with that name.

Even if I did, I doubt I'd be able to remember it by now.

Too much water under the bridge, if you ask me.

Yeah, that's me.

Not too shabby, huh?

I try to stay in shape, but nowadays I leave the most... strenuous work to my

girls.

That's Cherry.

My green -eyed beauty.

Her mama left her on that doorstep when she was just a little baby.

Nice girl that should just leave the other girls alone.

That's Juanita.

Boy, do the men love those lips.

And that's Blanche.

Scrumptious little thing, ain't she?

Lots of folks think so.

She's my dollar slot machine, if you get my drift.

Oh, and that fella there.

Well, there's always a black sheep in every family, isn't it so?

That's my boy, Brandon, trying to damage the merchandise.

Excuse me, Judge.

Get your hands off my husband, son.

You'll get a rash.

Oh, boy.

So damn good looking and a deaf mute.

The doctors all tell me it's in his head, something about E.

Pertipus Rex or whatever.

It's all Greek to me.

All I know is that a whorehouse is no place to raise a healthy boy.

Even if it is my whorehouse.

So, have you decided, Judge?

Or am I going to have the pleasure of surprising you?

Ain't no surprises at my age, Mama.

Oh, I bet you one of my girls could teach an old dog like you some new

Judge Haggerty, Juanita.

Juanita, meet the judge.

He's one of my most loyal customers and a gentleman from the old school.

Juanita is one of my imported varieties.

Oxford? Guess again.

Princeton. Try Biloxi Tech, my sweetie.

Well, now, why don't you two lovebirds reminisce in some place a little bit

private? Hmm.

Oh, child, this is... Fine looking, fine, fine looking.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Your move, son.

What a pity.

It must be as hard for the girls as it is for him.

It's your turn.

Can you believe she'd say something like that?

I know. It's absolutely amazing.

I wonder what they do when we don't see it behind closed doors. I don't know.

I'm kind of wondering how come he's deaf and dumb now when he used to talk a

while back ago.

Yeah. I feel sorry for him. I really do.

I really, you know, I think about it all the time.

You know, how much more he could get out of life if he could hear and speak like

we do.

After all, he needs a little.

jolt in his life once in a while.

But he means nothing to me. I mean, absolutely nothing. I've got better

to do. He can't offer me anything.

What is it that you like?

You know what I like. I like you.

Nothing can replace that.

And you've got a beautiful body.

It's really pretty.

Yeah. Well, I think there's a little bit left.

Oh.

You know what I really want?

Yes.

Bye.

Honey, you better stop that. There's work to be done.

Dad.

Well, it's nice to see you're on time, child.

That's the right attitude to start off with a job here at Mama's place.

So tell me, what is your name, child?

They call me Darla.

Darla?

That's a very pretty name.

Darla, yes, I think my customers will like that.

And how long have you been, well,

working at this business?

You could say from the tender age of 12.

Twelve years old.

Well, that's quite amazing. But what I meant was something, well, a little bit

more professional.

How long have you been accepting money while working, doing pleasurable things

for gentlemen?

Do I look like a girl that would do something for nothing?

You do have the correct attitude for one of my girls.

I'm very pleased.

So stand up, child.

I'd like to take a look at your very pretty little body.

Yes, come here.

You have very nice breasts.

Very firm and small, very delicate little nipples.

The gentlemen are going to like these a great deal.

Yes, turn around.

Yes, and lift your skirt up.

You seem to be a very well -rounded person, Darla.

Yes, very, very nice. Very well -rounded.

So do you also enjoy men and women?

Should I say I'm very versatile.

Well, we'll just see how versatile you are.

Yes, Charles.

So tell me, Jeff, what is your pleasure?

Well, madam, I'm into software.

Hardcore software.

I could tell that, but what I was getting into was something a little more

personal, perhaps? A little bit more intimate.

Well, I... Exactly.

Such as, oh, I know, possibly you might be into spanking.

Or bondage.

Discipline, perhaps.

Well, I have had a few fantasies. Well, we can fulfill all of your fantasies

right here.

Now, why don't you just come over and tell Mama what your wants and needs are.

And I'll choose that very special girl just to fulfill every one of your

dreams. It's that simple now. Come on, just tell me. Tell me, sir.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, I can tell we're not going to have any trouble making you happy, Jeff.

Blanche!

Blanche!

This is Blanche. She can help you fulfill your needs and wants.

Isn't that right?

Yes, Mama.

Now you two just run along.

Of course, that will be catch.

Up front?

Absolutely, ma 'am.

Thank you.

I want

to get my

money's worth with you.

You do?

What would you like to do next?

Oh, I want to fuck you.

You got a nice pussy.

You'll just have to find out, won't you?

Phew.

Keep looking at that and you're going to go blind, son.

Then what am I going to do with you?

Turn you into a lawn jockey?

It's to be expected.

Even if he went deaf and dumb, his dirty little mind is still intact.

Come here.

You disgust me. You get right back in there where you belong.

I always do my best to show the new girls a good time.

Lord knows they'll pay for it later on.

Come over here. Walk now, Brandon.

Now.

Why, Mama, it was so kind and wonderful of you to throw this little get

-together for us.

This little get -together, as you call it, Blanche, is for my entertainment,

for your pleasure.

And will you please mind your manners, girl?

Go tend a business in the parlor. And don't be teaching the new flesh your

unnatural, heathen ways either. Do you understand me?

Why, Mama, whatever could you mean?

I do do my best to look after him.

After all, he is my one and only.

Special boy.

Because it feels good, huh?

Oh,

it

feels good, huh?

I mean, like it.

I want this to come here.

I want your mouth right here.

Okay?

Ooh, easy.

Ooh.

Ooh. Just go real easy.

Okay?

Ooh. Oh, God, that feels good.

You do that so good.

Okay, now.

Open it up, yeah, at the same time.

I like what you're doing.

Girl, you do need your beauty sleep.

You'll have a big day tomorrow.

I was just saying that.

I'm going to retire to bed.

Sleep tight, Mama.

You too, Tiger.

Don't tease the boy, Blanche.

You ought to know that by now.

So should you, Mama. So should you.

Brandon.

Hello, Brandon.

Daniel. Daniel.

My little boy.

Oh, yes, Brandon.

My sweet little boy.

Oh, Brandon.

Oh, yes.

My little boy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Um...

It's normal.

Actually, it never gets to be a routine here at Mama's place, thanks to the

interesting breeds like Mr.

Nesim here, for example.

He claims to be in the petroleum drilling business, but I'd bet the farm

closest this fella has ever been to a wildcat rig was the last time he drilled

himself into a jar of Vaseline.

You have such pretty young ladies here, madam.

Very pretty.

You can say that again, sir.

Only the best here at Mama's place.

And I'd wager that you'd like to cut up one of these pretty young things and

barbecue them for lunch. Now, wouldn't you, you sly little weasel, you?

Actually, I'm delighted.

Did you like it, you see?

So now tell me.

Which one of these ladies will it be?

Oh, madam.

I couldn't possibly choose just one.

Leave the others unfulfilled?

How rude.

Give me a break, you camel -sucking hyena.

If that's enough, I'm going to have to... fumigate this place after you've

doing whatever it is that you jackasses do with your women.

Don't think for a minute you've got what it takes to handle all three of my

moneymakers.

Mr. Neza, I don't mean to be rude, but don't you think it's going to be

a little bit expensive for you to fulfill the needs of the ladies?

My good woman, I must inform you that in my hometown, I am a legend.

Now, my people, they measure a man by the size of his spread and the way

they treat their horses.

How many horses, Mr. Nasm?

Eighty -two.

How many cows is Mr.

Nasm?

How many sheep, Mr. Nasm?

Sheep? Who said anything about sheep?

Goats, maybe.

But certainly not sheep.

Oh, Mr.

Nezo.

Now you see the power of my animal magnetism?

Oh, I do believe I've been converted.

Meanwhile, why don't you start off with Cherry here. She's the youngest of my

lot. And then when you finish with her...

I can send another girl in if that's to your liking, Mr. Nelson.

Meanwhile, I'll work it out for the rest of the girls.

The pleasure will be all mine.

I'm sure it will be, sir.

Isn't this a lot more cozy?

Yes.

Hey, pal, come on over here.

So tell me now, Mr.

Manson, how did you see the size of that bed you were talking about?

It's all yours.

Not bad.

Yeah.

Oh.

This way I feel so much better.

Don't look so far along.

Come on over here and sit down next to me. Come on.

Come on over here and have a drink with Mama.

Come on.

You know, sometimes I... I think you really know what I'm saying.

Come with me, will you?

She didn't, not a word.

Jill, I wonder.

I wonder.

I wonder what you're thinking.

Especially when you look at me like that.

Scare the hell out of me when you look at me like that.

But I wonder.

And I wonder what makes you tick.

I mean, if I...

Set a dinner or anything to make you like this.

How do I look, Brandon?

Mom,

you shouldn't be doing this. You know never why I should or shouldn't do.

I work all day long in that whorehouse.

And I know how to make my little boy happy.

But, Mom.

No, but that's about it.

You're just like your father, Dan.

He was always telling me what I could and couldn't do.

That lazy son of a bitch never brought a plum nickel into this house. And he

thought he had the right to tell me what was right or wrong.

Don't talk like that.

Oh,

yes,

you're my man now.

Just shut up and enjoy it. Your mom is a little boring. I know what I'm doing.

It's not natural.

I

can

see it, isn't it?

Small like a horse's cock, if you have. Me.

Mom.

Mom. Shut up. Shut up. Let me do it. I know what's right. I know what's good

my boy.

Mom. I swear.

Mom.

Mom. Just shut up. Just shut up.

I know it's good for my little boy.

I know it's good.

I know it's good for my little boy.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yes.