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Finally, a message from a girl.

I mean, I put both guys and girls in my bio for a reason.

I'd love to meet.

Does Friday work for you?

Sure.

Want to grab smoothies and hang out? Get to know each other?

Sounds great.

I'm looking forward to it.

Should I send a kiss emoji back?

No, that's too forward.

I should say something like, see ya.

But no.

Have I already established that in the last text?

Ugh, just forget it. I'm sure she gets the idea.

Bye.

Hi,

I'm Kristen.

It's so nice to meet you.

No, no, no, no, no.

Hi, I'm Cranston.

It's so nice to meet you.

Hi.

I hope you like SAE.

Oh, yeah. Thanks.

I thought we were going to go out.

I mean, it was on the way, so.

Okay. Oh, my God. It's so nice to meet you.

You're even cuter in person. Thank you.

Do you want to go sit down and get to know each other?

Yeah. Sure. This way.

Yeah, right here.

Wow, nice house.

Thanks.

It's not mine. I'm actually needing to find a new place by the end of the

That's going to be rough.

I hope you find somewhere. Thank you.

Yeah.

So, yeah,

what do you like to do in your free time?

Love to go hiking.

Me too.

Oh, that's awesome. Cool.

Do you like to go camping?

Yeah, I like to do anything that involves outdoors.

Cool. Awesome.

Different. Are you cold? I'm kind of cold. A little bit, right?

A little chilly. I thought it was just me.

So are you from around here originally?

No, I was born and raised in New York.

Oh, okay, cool.

Eat with the girls.

That's awesome.

Yeah, it's a lot of fun over there.

What type of food do you like?

I try to eat mostly vegan.

I'm not super strict about it, but I do love to try and eat healthy.

That's amazing. Yeah, I tried it, and I think it lasted for, like, about a

month.

It's hard.

It's not easy. It is, yeah. But I do eat healthy, though.

So what made you create that dating profile anyway?

Well, I've been single for the past

year and dating,

I wanted to get something going that's a little more long -term, but

I want it to happen naturally.

Yeah, I totally understand where you're coming from.

I hate when you go on a first date and it seems too rehearsed.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Are you new to these dating apps?

Are you trying to ask me if I'm a slut?

No, no. I'm so sorry. It's such a stupid question to ask. Oh, my God.

I'm sorry. I'm just kidding.

Oh.

Okay. You seem like the nervous Nelly type, so.

Oh, gosh.

So have you ever dated a woman before?

No, but I've always been attracted to women.

I just have never really had the courage to do anything about it.

I hope that's not a problem.

No, no, no, not at all.

I can be very gentle and patient.

Yeah, I only dated women up until I met my husband.

Oh, but don't worry, we're separated.

We're getting a divorce.

So you're married?

Uh, well, technically, yeah, but we're separated.

Like I said, we're getting a divorce, so... I'm sorry, but I'm not really

comfortable hanging out with you if you're not willing to tell me more

the situation well he cheated on me

actually he butt dialed me you know while he was on like a work thing

and I heard them fucking and you know he's in Australia

and I mean he's been on this work trip because we're separated

and um he hasn't you know come home yet to get all his things and move out but

We're definitely over.

Okay.

I mean, I guess we can still hang out and get to know each other, but I feel

like maybe we should just do it as friends for now, if that's okay.

Well, we can still have fun, can't we?

Why create all these invisible boundaries?

I just don't want to get involved in something that... I don't know, while

you're still sorting things out with your husband.

You might as well not even call him that because we're getting a divorce.

So you might as well just call him my ex.

And what's with all these technicalities anyway?

Like, screw them. Let's just make our own rules.

Okay, I like the sound of that.

So I still have a couple more questions I'd like to ask you if you don't mind

getting a little bit more personal.

Okay, go for it.

Okay, so if you've never dated a woman before, I'm assuming you've never had

with one either, right?

Yes.

I mean, no. I've never had sex with a woman before.

There's no need to be nervous. I don't care about experience or lack thereof.

Okay.

Listen, I know it might seem a little bit overwhelming because I'm still...

technically married, but that shouldn't stop us from having our own casual fun,

should it?

Uh, sure.

What exactly do you have in mind?

I was thinking maybe something a bit more intimate.

As long as you're comfortable with it.

I would love to have some fun with you.

I mean, maybe we should go out or... Shh.

Don't try.

I'll take care of everything.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

You can definitely tell it's your first time.

kind of a sweaty side.

Do you have your nipples paired?

What?

Thank you.

I'm gonna tease you like that.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, boy.

Do you want to taste me?

Please, I would love to.

Thank you.

Oh my god, your tongue is so wet.

You know, you taste so good.

Oh my god.

No way this is your first time.

Oh my goodness.

Baby, I'm just a natural.

No,

of course not.

So good.

You look so

beautiful eating my pussy.

Rub your pussy with my pussy.

Doesn't that feel good?

It feels really good.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Your pussy is so soft.

Yes, right there.

Keep rubbing my face.

Yeah.

Oh my goodness.

I'm not getting enough of you.

I know you can have more of me anytime.

I can.

Oh, so I don't think you're nervous anymore, huh?

I mean, we have quite an experience right now.

I can feel the chemistry that's here.

I was so worried that you were going to think I came with a lot of baggage or

something. No.

Oh, my God, no.

You seem like such a sweetheart.

I'm really excited to hang out more.

Me too.