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Yeah.

I want everybody on the dance.

Morning, Joe.

Send my love to the message.

the actual fuck.

I can explain.

Give me my dog.

Did she hurt you? What did she do to you? I am so, so sorry, Mrs. Dunn. I

have never worn your clothes.

You're a house sitter. You're supposed to feed Rocco water plants, leave zero

trace.

First my husband ruined the Hamptons with his veto, and now this. Are you

wearing my lingerie that snaps together at the crotch? I was gonna wash it.

Okay, before you judge, let me explain.

I wasn't always a house sitter. I had a plan.

I was raised by a single mom, and I was going to grow up to be a chef just like

her. Mama always said that food tells the story of who you are, where you've

been, and where you're going.

My story took me to the Culinary Institute of New York.

And after that, Mama and I were going to travel to Italy for inspiration to open

our own restaurant.

But things don't always go according to plan.

When Mama got sick, I gave up everything to take care of her.

Got a job as a professional house sitter and discovered that pretending to live

someone else's life was way easier than dealing with the reality of my own.

Anyway, that's how I ended up here, about to fall over in this rich lady's

Versace.

Bye. Anna, you gotta be shitting me.

I know you didn't put on that lady's clothes.

She wasn't supposed to be home for another month. Now, I understand using a

pumps to the lady's retina, but wearing her clothes?

Is she like 55?

Well, she does have incredible taste.

Bitch, I'm only telling you this because you my bestie. What you saying is just

sad? All my other gigs flaked. The hot couple that I was supposed to house fit

for, I guess they got divorced and canceled their trip.

The fine one?

He look like a cheetah. He cheated?

Because you know he look like a cheetah. Cheetah? Cheetah pumpkin eater? I don't

know. Probably.

But I was supposed to have an in -unit washing dryer.

Look, maybe it's time to pivot, okay? Stop burning other people's lives and

start working on your own. That way you can have your own washing dryer. And

hell, you can let me use it.

Look, all you need to do is start focusing on your... Please don't say

Passion. Yeah, I said it. Your passion.

I'm sorry about everything that happened, but you need to start living

again.

And look, I gotta go. Call me when you get home. Hey, about that.

I may have fell behind a few months on my rent. Brianna Celeste Montgomery.

How does this keep happening? I sent you so many money management podcasts.

Where you gonna stay?

Oh, hell no. No. No,

you almost got me fired last time. Remember? Aren't you quitting anyway?

I am going on maternity leave.

Isn't that the same thing?

No. It means I need a job to come back to.

Because I'm old.

You're 27.

I have a husband. I have a 401K. I'm about to have a BABY.

Well, can I at least charge my phone?

No, do it at the desk. Go to the bar.

And Jeff will help you.

Help you? Love you too? Hi, Mr. McGuire.

Are you Jeff?

That's me.

Claire says you'll try this.

Of course.

Thanks.

Can I get a burger?

Medium rare. Add jalapenos and an egg. Over easy. No salt. Just pepper.

And some fries.

With a side of honey.

Oh, and a beer. Any beer.

Okay.

One of these should work.

And Claire says I get the friends and family discount.

Gotcha. Thank you.

I'm sorry. Did you just order honey for your burger?

It's for the fries.

The sweetness brings out the saltiness. It's really good.

Anyway, I'm about to eat my feelings, so please just leave me alone.

As long as you're eating your feelings, I will keep on drinking mine.

Salute.

You're Italian?

Si.

I'm here for business.

New York, Tokyo, Hong Kong. I just got back from Rio, and I'm beat.

Let me guess, finance, bro?

Ouch. Oh, real estate.

Oof, even worse.

Actually, do you know any good apartments? Uh -huh. Well, what is your

range? I almost maxed out my credit card on a cheeseburger.

Well,

if it makes you feel better in Italy, we say... Those

who know food know life.

You speak Italian?

Un po'. Un po'.

Just enough to ruin my pickup line.

No, I was planning a trip to Tuscany.

No, that's where I'm from.

No way. I swear, that's where I'm from.

What? Yeah. Wow, okay. Well, you tell me when you go, and I will give you all

the recommendations.

Oh, I'm not going anymore. Well, why not?

Well, I was supposed to go with my mom last year when I graduated culinary

school, but... Oh, you're a chef.

No, no, no, I never made it that far. I dropped out two months before I

graduated, so... Well, I'm sure you had your reason.

Yeah, um, this is the part of the story where I'd probably make up something

really fabulous.

What the hell?

My mom died last year. I quit school, stopped cooking, and kind of put my life

on hold.

I'm sorry.

I still have the plane ticket day to leave, though.

Well... To your mama.

And her beautiful... Anna.

Anna, I'm Matteo.

Nice to meet you.

Honey and fries.

Look at your face.

Very nice. Are you Italian?

Really good.

Thank you.

So this is the Cathedral of San Conestro.

And right around the corner, you have this incredible gastronomy.

So nice.

This is my mama.

Gabriella. My mom and my dad, they have the oldest restaurant in San Conezza.

Really? Yeah, they do.

This is my nonna, Alessia. Aw, she's so cute.

Also very feisty.

She has the most beautiful flower garden.

And this is just an average sunrise in my hometown.

It looks like a fairytale. I don't know why you would ever leave.

Well, I guess this is normally the part where I would come up with a fabulous

story.

But, since we're being honest,

My father, he wanted me to take over the family business.

Manage things, you know. Get married, have kids, never leave.

I even bought a villa.

A beautiful villa overlooking the hills.

And it's just sitting there.

Empty.

Casa Luna.

You know, the life they wanted me to live was not the life I wanted, and so I

just...

Ran away without saying goodbye.

Well, that was fun.

God,

I would love to see them. Can I go one day?

You should go.

What's stopping you?

And that's last call, guys.

Here's your phone all charged up.

Great.

That's my cue.

Wait, you're not staying at this hotel?

Mm -mm.

Would you like to?

I'll be right back.

So we can let it go.

I need someone like you to understand my heart,

baby, and my soul.

It's about to run out. You've got ears, girl.

Don't mess it up.

You've got to be kidding me.

Mateo.

Ew.

Anna, I'm sorry about last night. Jet lag hit me hard.

Had an early flight, but I woke up thinking, you should just do it. Go to

Why make up a fabulous story when you can live one of your own?

P .S. Order whatever you want for breakfast.

So let me get this straight.

You meet some random rich white boy.

He's Italian.

So some random rich spicy white boy tells you all about his Nona, and you

that that's a sign to go to Italy?

Tonight? Mm -hmm. You can't even afford an apartment. You don't have a job,

friend. I know.

It's perfect.

You didn't even exchange numbers. How you going to call him? Girl, it's not

about him, OK? He doesn't even live there anymore.

Oh, even better.

Perfect conditions for my friend to get kidnapped.

OK, it's meant to be.

I'm using the ticket my mama already bought me. And I have $535 in my savings

account.

$500? Yep, it's enough.

It's not. You were the one who's telling me I need to start living my life. I

meant making small, proactive changes, like fixing your credit score, making a

Hinge account.

Please, just tell me that you support me. Bitch, no.

Please. Don't do that.

Please.

All right. You know I want to see you happy.

Mm -hmm.

Don't come calling me from the Tuscan jail.

I should have just given you a damn room.

We're going to Italy, Mama.

We're finally doing it.

take me to san canessa yes 200 euros what 200 euros is that like a fixed

or something 200 euros okay i didn't want to ride with you anyway

ciao how much to san canessa 30 euro oh

thank god which hotel cheapest one they got my god i love girl thanks

now this is a little ass car Don't talk about Coochie like that.

Did you just call your car Coochie? It means cute.

Adorable.

Okay.

First time to talk to me?

First time pretty much anywhere.

I get it. Morning race here, never left.

But in my imagination, I'd travel the world.

How long are you staying?

I don't know. I'm kind of just winging it. That is so perfect.

It's the best way to travel.

My bestie thinks I'm crazy, but you get it. Oh, no. You definitely are crazy.

But that's so much fun.

Oh, before we get to the hotel, I must show you the piazza.

Here we are.

Danconetta.

Wow.

It's just like the picture.

Thank you.

You here for the festival?

What festival?

The summer festival. It's very popular.

It's all week.

Wine, food, music, games.

More wine, more food.

Makes everybody happy.

You happy?

I am now.

Let's go.

Oh, here is where I went to elementary school.

Ciao, Mario.

My card.

If you need a ride, you call me, okay?

We're friends now. I'll give you a free discount.

Thank you, Lorenzo.

Ciao, Anna.

Ciao.

Andiamo, basta! Make way for Gucci!

Fully booked?

Yes, ma 'am. All of them, can I say, in every town for miles. It's for a summer

celebration. Summer festival, I heard.

Okay, well, what about a secret room?

For celebrities?

Are you a celebrity?

What a jerk!

What can

I

get you?

Is that schiacciata?

Truffle black cream and smoked pork loin?

Si, it's the last one. And you are the first American to pronounce schiacciata.

Excuse me.

I'm standing right here.

Hey,

I was going to order that. I'm so sorry. She just sold out.

Ciao, Michael.

Sorry, it's his usual order. Do you want the different one?

What is your problem?

killed me with that truck car whatever the hell that thing is we look by the

before we cross the street here like that's an italian accent where are you

born in london raised here any other questions you should be nicer to me

considering we're the only two people speak in english cute you should at

apologize for ruining the experience what experience buying lunch my first

in a real gastronomia in the most beautiful place i've ever been in my

Well, thank you.

You're welcome.

But if you were really sorry, you'd give me the rest of my sandwich.

I'm sorry, whose sandwich?

I was gonna buy it. But you didn't.

Okay, look.

I can have my chowder and make you a fresh chowder and deliver it right to

door. Where are you staying?

Um... No, don't, don't, don't.

Don't tell me you can't thank Anessa during the summer festival with no place

stay. Of course not. I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, man.

Hey, the beds in the park are extremely comfortable.

I am not a charity case.

Good luck.

So good.

Do you know any other hotels that may have vacancy?

I know it's the summer festival. Thanks for being the 90th person to remind me.

I'm sorry.

It's not your fault. It's mine.

Buena notte.

I mean, you practically invited me.

I know you didn't just send me the voicemail. Do not go to that casa, or

whatever they call it. You're going to be the star of Italian Get Out. See, I

see it now. Here's Nona. She's going to be walking around with your fine -ass,

snatched body while you're somewhere in a sunken place.

You know they out there stealing black people's organs.

This is exactly why I told you, don't take your black ass out there to Italy.

Now, you better call me, girl. I'm going to be sitting here waiting right by my

phone. Call me, or I'm going to blast you all over the shade room.

Call me, girl.

Hello? Oh.

My god.

Can you knit wash your dryer?

Holy shit, okay.

Italian Magnum?

Gage will ring in a junk drawer.

Matteo, you are going to make some girl very lucky.

This is a constant pain. This house is empty.

Is anyone there?

Buongiorno, signora Alessia. Buongiorno, Giuseppe.

Ma c 'è qualcuno in casa?

Ma no, dai, cosa dici?

What are you doing here?

Why did you jump out of the window?

Wait,

I will tell you everything.

Matteo gave me a key.

He gave you a key?

Gabriella.

Gabriella. You're his mother.

But you're so young.

Oh, Kat.

We started very early and... And you, you love flowers.

You... You're Nona Aleta.

Ma se non sa nemmeno pronunciare il mio nome. Ma perché è un 'americana?

Who are you? I'm Anna.

Suona. How do you know my son? It's a really funny story.

I was ordering a hamburger and then Matteo walks into the bar and he...

Guarda la mano!

Oh, sì, l 'anello.

Il mio anello!

Where did you get that ring? Buongiorno, signora Costa, che succede?

Arrestate questa donna, è una ladra!

I think you're telling them to arrest me. No, no, no, please don't. It's all a

big misunderstanding, Nona. Ma perché continua a chiamarmi nonna?

Oh, Dio mio.

Don't you understand?

Nonna?

The key?

The ring?

Devo comunque arretarla.

No!

She's marrying Matteo.

Yes. You got me. I'm marrying Matteo.

Congratulazioni!

Oh, why didn't you just...

And Matteo, he just really didn't want me to tell anybody before he got home.

Matteo's coming home?

Yeah, yeah.

So please, please don't say anything, okay?

No.

Who is this woman?

An angel. She fell from the sky.

Well, it all happened so fast.

Like, really fast.

I mean, he was traveling a lot for his job.

He worked so hard.

Totally. So hard.

What he does.

For work every day. Real estate is not a mad thing.

Real estate. It is.

Anyway, after that, we met and we fell in love. And that was it.

Did he tell you why he left?

He wanted to spread his wings.

And how his father reacted?

Bad. Very, very bad.

Lots of yelling.

It was so sad.

So sad.

One day, he was just gone.

We thought he'd never come back.

Now you are here.

Here I am.

Oh, my God. We have to tell my husband, Vincenzo. He won't believe it.

It's hard to believe. We must celebrate.

Our family villa is up via D 'Angelo. You come for dinner? Oh, I would love

I'm really jet -lagged, and I've got to finish my laundry. Of course. Of course,

baby. We'll see you at the villa.

Oh,

Anna, you are the key to bringing our family together.

We are so happy you are here.

Ciao, Bella.

Hey. What are you doing this time?

Bust up.

What? You just got here.

I want it, Lorenzo.

Mamma mia. Come on. Move this little coochie.

It's 2 ,000 euros to change my ticket?

So they say, why can't you stay in Italy for another five days, for example? And

there's a lot to see here.

For example, have you seen the Duomo yet?

The ring.

You could take a dinner cruise on the Arnos.

I can't even afford the change fee. What makes them think that I can afford

that?

I can't get it off.

Too bad we don't have olive oil here.

Sorry.

That looks really good.

Those who know food know life.

You what?

Let me understand. You have no money to get home, no place to stay.

You broke into a stranger's house. He's not a stranger. We met once. You stole a

ring. I didn't mean to. I'm gonna give it back.

Well, you pretended to be his fiancée, and now his mama wants you to come meet

the family?

This is very romantic.

Oh, God.

Who knows? Maybe by living a fake life, you might find truth in your own.

Or you go to prison.

I don't know. It's very romantic.

What am I going to do, Lorenzo?

I see three options here.

Number one, you know, you can call your friend. What's her name?

Claire? No, she's about to have a baby, and she literally told me this was going

to happen.

Option two, you can pretend to be his fiancée for another five days.

Maybe they find out. Maybe they don't. Who knows?

What? Option three?

You could tell them the truth.

In Italy, we have a saying, in vino veritas, which means in wine that is

So just ask for a glass of wine. It always helps.

In America, we call that liquid courage.

Coraggio liquido.

I like that.

You'll wait for me?

Of course.

Obviously, I'm invested now.

Good luck, Bella. The truth will set you free.

Come with me, DJ.

Kill me now.

Come on. You got this.

with one to the sister.

I'm Francesca. Ciao, I'm Anna. Ciao a tutti.

This is Enzo Costa with our new family member from America.

Where are you from, Anna? New York.

New York, the big apple.

And he's my husband, Leo.

Hi. Hello, Anna.

Will Matteo be back for the final night of the festival?

Mamma mia, Leona, with the questions, eh? I'm sorry.

Husbands, you'll find out.

And they are?

I am Roberto.

Hi. I am Roberto.

Oh, and my little ones, Mia and Bella.

You're so pretty. Oh, thank you. You look like a princess. I really need to

speak to Gabriella. Yes, she is.

I'll be right back.

So, we are welcoming you into our family, Anna.

I'm Vincenzo. It's actually pronounced Anna.

That's what I say, Anna. No, Anna.

Gabriella, is it possible to speak to you in private? Where's the ring?

Oh, see, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.

I like to take it off and

play with it when I get really nervous.

Anna, do you want to know a secret?

I'm having an affair with a plumber.

His name is Luigi.

to a healthy marriage.

Oh. So, where are you getting married?

Yeah, I'm getting married at the vineyard.

Oh. I don't see why not.

Can we be flower girls?

Absolutely.

Anna, this is Michael, my nephew, but he's also my son.

We met yesterday at my cellar.

I ordered it before you. Besides,

I gave you half, but technically I bought you a sandwich.

Well, I threw it away.

No, you didn't.

This is Anna, Matteo's fiancée.

Gabriella is planning Anna and Matteo's wedding at your vineyard.

Wedding? How long have you and Matteo been engaged?

Michael! Not yet, but soon.

We are waiting for you to eat. Let me just wash my hands, okay?

I see you have some questions.

Here's the tea.

One of Gabriella's sisters was Michael's mama.

When he was 10, both his parents died in a car crash.

So Gabriella and Vincenzo adopted him.

But him and Matteo are always like that.

Testedura, mamma mia. I think Matteo's a little bit jealous, too.

And Michael runs the vineyard where you're getting married.

All he does is work all the time.

And Matteo was supposed to run the restaurant, but then... He left.

Yeah. I mean, chances are he's getting old.

We're old in our past, you know. But we still need Matteo, even though sometimes

we want to kill him.

Roberto.

To Anna.

Oh, si, Anna.

Costa Family Toast. Yeah.

Noi si nasce tra vigna e fornello col mezzolo in mano e il fiacco fratello. La

famiglia Costa vi dà il benvenuto col vino sincero e il fiacco fratello.

Salute. Salute.

Salute. Salute.

Salute.

So, how did it go?

We're going to Greece for our honeymoon.

This is very beautiful.

Smile.

Smile.

Come on. Look at the road.

Peace out.

That's all for tomorrow.

Right? We dance!

wants to give you a tour of the vineyard.

Why? Because you're getting married there. Remember?

Yeah, but shouldn't we wait for Mattel?

You've met Gabriella. She's not really one to wait.

Well, I have plans.

What plans?

See, the thing is, it means so much to her that you're here, that if you don't

show up today, it will break her heart.

Fine.

Can I drive?

What? Nothing.

What?

It's nothing. I just didn't expect it from you.

What does that mean?

It's nothing. I thought you were more of a podcast kind of guy.

For the record, there is nothing wrong with a good podcast.

This

is

all yours?

Yeah.

It was my parents.

My father was a barrister in London.

He took one look at this place, gave it all up.

My mom would take any excuse to come home.

It's wonderful back there.

Hold it together.

This is my place.

What?

This is incredible.

It's just up here.

Michael, where have you been?

We need you.

I brought the crackers for the tasting. We cannot set it up without you. One

moment. Hi,

baby. You're so cute.

She's called Artemisia.

Let's hope Michael doesn't turn her into...

Of course not. She's part of the family.

I'm Ella.

Hi.

How do you know Michael?

Buongiorno, Isabella.

Buongiorno. You in town for the festival?

Yeah, I came for the rolling of the barrels.

Et tu?

Have you found a new partner to compete with?

No. No, I think I'm going to sit this one out.

Matteo screwed you too.

I see you've met Anna.

Yeah, just did.

The pig likes her.

Isabella lives in Rome now. The three of us, me, Matteo and Isabella, all grew

up together.

Oh, okay.

Well, Gabriella's waiting for us.

This is where the wedding will be. Doesn't even look a ringle. Never gets

Have you discussed a date?

We haven't really discussed much of anything. Don't worry.

Gabriella will work it all out. Before the ceremony begins, our family has a

tradition. Uh -oh, here comes the serenata. The serenata has been

every wedding for generations. It is completely ridiculous.

It is. Vincent and I did it. Nonna did it.

Francesca and Leo did it. Oh, yeah, we did it. It was so great.

If Michael had a bit more fun, maybe.

He'd find someone to do it with. Yeah, Michael, you have nobody to do it with.

That's it.

Francesca.

Allora, vieni qua. You stand up there.

On this rock? Yes.

And you, Michael, here. No, no, no.

It will be Matteo. And now you face each other like Romeo and Juliet.

You know Romeo and Juliet died at the end, right? This is the most important

part of the ceremony.

Nothing that has happened before this moment matters.

It is when all past mistakes are forgiven.

And then he sings a beautiful love song.

Any song you want.

Yes, Michael, sing it. Not going to sing.

But it's tradition.

It's tradition. Yeah, Michael, it's tradition.

Come on, Michael. Sing, Michael. Yeah, any song you want. Sing.

Okay. We are waiting.

You should let me love you.

Be the one to give you everything you want and

need. Baby, get love and affection.

Make me your selection.

Show you the way love's supposed to be.

Baby, you should love me.

Let's talk guests.

Anna, will your mom and papa be coming?

Oh, I don't... I don't have... Una familia?

You do now.

Michael! Are you...

Show your future sister -in -law around. You make such a beautiful grandchildren

for me.

I need a drink.

And I just applied.

This is my new vintage.

Salute. Salute.

Cherry?

Impressive. I took a sommelier class in culinary school.

Okay, so you're a chef.

Well, I'm what my instructor called a tragedy of untapped potential.

Yeah, fair enough.

This place is really cool. Well,

I run it the old -fashioned way.

These barrels have been here since the 18th century. The airlocks were invented

by da Vinci. Thanks for the TED Talk, Dr. Wise.

Can it just be cool?

Okay.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, that Isabella girl, she seems nice.

Yeah, well, you are wearing the ring that her ex -fiancé gave her.

Mateo had a fiancé?

No wonder she hated me so much.

And what was she talking about? The rolling of the barrel?

That is exactly what it sounds like. You get in the pairs, you roll some

barrels, you race through the countryside with the owner of the

Everyone takes it incredibly seriously.

And you and Matteo usually do this together.

Usually. And we usually win.

But he left right before the race last year.

Look, the way that Matteo just ran away hurt a lot of people around here.

Oh, got it.

If somebody's meant to be marrying my brother, you know surprisingly little

about him.

I know enough.

And I also know sometimes people make the wrong choice, but that also leads

to making the right one.

I think your instructor may have underestimated you.

Let's drink some more of your famous wine.

Real insightful, Dr. Wine. Barnyard?

I feel like Paul Giamatti in Sideways.

You're a little cute in the multi Amati I

have

to do something

What are you doing?

So delicious.

Thank you.

These are Sangiovese grapes, the blood of Jupiter.

You really love this, huh?

It's watching the sun rise over the vineyard.

It's a glass of wine after the harvest, a meal with the family.

It's being part of something bigger than myself.

You know?

It's not a flashy life out here.

I love it.

You can taste the earth.

Yeah.

Yeah, you can.

Can I show you something?

Yeah.

How I know what all this is going to be, what it's going to taste like.

It's all in the dirt.

So, you're feeling for temperature, moisture,

how it smells, how it feels in your hand, how it runs through your

fingers.

Feel that?

Yeah.

Is that rain?

Oh, no.

My hair.

The water's going to ruin my edges. You're going the wrong way.

Wait, are you lost? No.

You've got to do something.

I'm going to save your hair. We're going to get you out of here, okay?

Ready? We're going to run that way.

This way.

Let's go. Let's go. Use that break your speedy up. Let's do it.

Okay. Okay, we're good. Let me see.

There we go.

Your answers look great.

Well, damn right, because where the hell would I have gotten them done around

here? Never seen anybody move that quick. Faster than you.

You got a little mud there.

I mean, that's what I was looking at.

Excuse me.

How do I sign up for that tour?

God, they're really wet.

Whoa. Oh, my God.

Holy guacamole.

That was so crazy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Water and Vince's leather did not make

Your carriage away.

What in the hell?

It's more comfy than it looks.

You're joking.

Okay, hang on.

Nope. Easy.

There we go.

Who knew Americans were such lightweight?

I'm just a tipsy little... Oh, tipsy little, huh? Little tipsy.

Sorry about that.

There

you

go.

You made it?

You made it.

This was really fun.

Okay.

Good night.

Ciao, Bella!

Ciao, Giuseppe.

wanted to say thank you for the ride.

My pleasure.

I think I had a little too much to drink. Okay.

Maybe next time.

I'll drink and go twice as tall as you and own the vineyard.

You're not that tall.

Ciao, Michael.

Ciao, Anna.

How does everybody know me?

It's a small town.

Hey, want to see the restaurant?

Yeah.

Give me a bag.

Hey, you see that?

You should feel right at home here.

There she is. L 'Americana. Say hi.

Oh, hi.

Oh, my God, I have the same dress.

Twinties. You all work here?

Anto just wants to be famous.

The Robertos are idiots.

Me, I make desserts.

And Gabriela does the boots.

Hi.

Michael. We never have enough hands, you know, especially now because we're

getting ready for the final night of the festival.

It's a big deal, like the Super Bowl of San Conesto.

Here, try this.

I can taste the nutmeg.

Oh, you're good.

Um, Enzo?

Enzo, you're...

So?

I'm sorry. I didn't want it to burn.

You can cook. I'm not a chef.

Not a chef.

You went to culinary school. I dropped out.

Oh, you should cook something.

Not happening.

I don't cook anymore.

Ah, you're used to more fancy kitchens like the bear.

Yes, chef. No, no, that's not it. I, um, I actually used to dream of working in

a place like this.

I am going to get out of you guys' way.

No, no, no, stay here. It's something.

No, stay.

No, no.

Trust me, I always travel with peanut butter.

Peanut butter is very important to America.

And ketchup.

I said, be honest with how you feel.

I said, that's easier said than done.

I said, don't worry about the future.

She said, that's easier said than done. Lana?

Knock. Oh, hey.

They were worried you were going to stop.

They are wonderful.

They are insane.

Hey, you.

I thought you said you don't cook.

It's bread and tomato.

Matt.

Sure.

Mmm. Damn.

That was good.

You should have seen how my mom used to make shrimp toast.

She was a line cook at this little hole -in -the -wall place in Atlanta, and

people would come from miles.

They do know I'm one person, right?

So you're from New York? Yeah, well, we started in Georgia and then made our way

up to New York.

And my mom, she was at a Michelin star restaurant, and I was in culinary

So why'd you stop?

I can't stand next to a stove without feeling her next to me.

So when she died, I stopped cooking.

My life just became really chaotic.

I don't know if that makes any sense.

It does.

For me, it was the exact opposite.

When they passed, I became very grounded.

I took on all the responsibility.

I think I was trying to... I don't know.

Make your parents proud.

I get that.

He ran away.

I ran in.

Honestly, I'm not sure which one's harder.

So now, you're a professional house sitter?

Oh, and I found you on Instagram.

You said it was strange.

No pictures of you and Mattia?

No. No, no. I don't post anything personal.

Look.

This was actually the night that we met.

I mean, what about you?

Don't you have a girlfriend or something?

Mr.

Handsome Winemaker in Tuscany?

Most of the men here are handsome winemakers.

Oh. I, um... I'm unlucky in love.

I'll probably end up alone.

Why's that?

Always fall for the wrong girl.

Yeah.

It's late.

I should go.

Yeah, you should probably go.

Michael, I... That's funny.

It's like you just suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

Just at the right time.

I haven't seen a family this happy in forever.

What a not day, Anna.

What a not day.

Not good.

I think I have feelings for him. For Mateo? But this is good news.

No, no, not Mateo. His brother.

I mean, his cousin brother.

At first I thought he was really rude, but he's really got a lot on his mind.

And yesterday we got caught in the sprinklers, and he was all wet and

and he eats tomatoes like they're apples.

And his family, oh, my God, his family, they're so incredible.

And everything just feels like a fairy tale.

Tesoro, but this is fantastico.

No, it's not fantastical, Lorenzo. It's a nightmare.

A fairytale nightmare.

What do I do?

Things will work out in the end.

They always do, right?

See? See?

This.

That's your advice?

No, my advice was to tell the truth, but your way is much more romantic.

Okay, okay. I just need to hang in there for a few more days.

This was helpful.

Thank you.

Call you later.

Please. It can't get any worse.

Anna.

Anna.

What are you doing here? What am I doing

here? What are you doing here? Sorry, I can't... You broke into my house. You're

sleeping in my bed. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Are you going to kill me?

What? No.

You can't see why I might think that. This is totally insane.

Are you wearing my pajamas?

Well, I was going to wash them.

Look, do you remember at the bar?

You basically told me that I could stay here.

What? Yeah, you showed me pictures.

You said that it was empty.

You practically invited me. That doesn't mean you can break in and tell my

family we're engaged.

How do you know that? Isabella called me.

Isabella called you?

Your ex -fiance?

Okay, yeah.

Isabella. And before I could tell her that you're totally crazy, she hung up

me. Fine. Well, I'm leaving.

So no need to be all rude.

Rude? Here's your ring.

I can't get it off.

Have you tried olive oil?

Mmm. That's really good.

Seriously?

I'm so sorry, Mateo. But look, on the bright side, your family, they seem

happy for us. Really happy for us? They were a little confused at first. They

were like, well, why didn't he tell us himself? And he hasn't spoken to us in

over a year.

Brutal, by the way.

I... But your mama, she's so excited because he loves to plan. And Francesca

always wanted a sister. And Michael, he'd be so happy to have you back for

barrel race.

You learned all this in three days?

Yeah.

What about my father?

Hard to read.

He grunted, but it was sort of an optimistic grunt.

Huh.

Oh.

I'm so sorry again, Mateo. I am going to get my stuff, get out of here.

I'll figure something out.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You're not going anywhere.

Don't call the police. Of course I'm not going to call the police, but you're

coming to my family to tell them the truth in person right now.

I am? Yes, you are.

I've been a bad guy for the past year, and if they think I chased you off,

they'll be angry at me all over again.

Okay.

Fine.

Great.

We need a game plan.

Oh, we have a game plan. We walk in, and you tell them. Just like that?

Feels kind of sudden.

I mean, we are dropping a major bomb here.

There's no way.

You're dropping the bomb. It's your bomb. I don't want the bomb. I've got

nothing to do with this.

Okay.

You first.

No, after you. Oh, I insist.

Well, it's your family. You should... Fine.

Oh, Anna, just in time.

We are all getting ready for the race.

What's wrong?

Matteo! Matteo!

Matteo! Matteo! Matteo! Matteo!

Matteo!

There's something I have to tell you guys.

I never should have put this on in the first place.

What? Why not?

Because... We are having it resized.

What? Right?

Yes, you see, it was far too small.

And Anna, she has really big knuckles.

No, but it's true, Anna, right?

Tell them about your big knuckles.

Yeah. I do have really embarrassingly big knuckles.

Look at you two. Such a beautiful couple.

I never thought this day would come.

Me neither.

Ciao, Mickey.

Congrats.

You are a very lucky man.

My boys.

Today, you will race together.

I haven't trained in a year.

Hey,

you will race.

Okay. Okay.

Forza. Andiamo.

Andiamo.

Andiamo, andiamo, andiamo.

What happened to that?

I don't know.

They were just so happy to see me.

That's in real life.

And don't forget to support my sponsors.

Hashtag streamer life.

Michael and Matteo has always been so competitive.

Yes, but this is one time when the boys have to work together.

The barrow rolling in the big city. You sure you're still up to it? I do

crossfit now.

7 -0 for 70, a crowd doesn't mean that well.

Thank you.

Just lift it up. Come on.

Come on, focus, man.

Don't tell me what to do. You're always the weak link.

Oh, I'm sorry. I don't spend all my time playing in the dirt.

What are you doing, man?

But where am I? Where am I?

Okay, so, Matteo and Michael were racing donkeys, and Matteo convinced Michael

that they go faster if you ride them backwards.

So little Michael comes from backwards. And then, poof, breaks his arm.

So on the race, then. I felt bad for the donkey.

Oh, come on.

Anna, dance with me.

Come on. Yes, a little dance.

Hey.

Apropos, Fritz.

You need help with this? No, no, no, no. Relax.

It's a purpose.

I know what happened today is completely unexpected, but I get it.

You can't let him take you off course.

Come on.

She's a very...

Especially young woman.

Baba, she loves him.

That's what you think?

You are no less my son than he is, Michael.

And you deserve happiness, too.

What are

you

talking about? I think we have a chance.

Why not?

These are my boys!

I mean, I haven't seen them in forever. Do you mind if I go out with them for a

few drinks? Yeah, that's fine. I will see you at home.

Okay. Ciao, ciao.

Complicated, I guess.

He's your fiancé, isn't he?

That's not complicated. Michael, I have to go.

I have a surprise for you back at the house.

Oh, okay.

Also, the flowers for the wedding...

Mateo?

Hey, you're still awake.

I'm so sorry to abandon you back there, but it was... I can't do this anymore.

Look, if we tell my family the truth, they will never forgive me or you.

I know.

You're... You're only here for a few more days. I will stay until then. I'm

sorry, but I can't.

Give me one second. One second. Pronto.

My father's in hospital.

How's he doing?

He fell at the restaurant.

Had his leg and his head.

Luckily, he's got a very hot head.

Michael, I've been... It's good that Matteo's here.

We've got you to thank for that.

Listen, it's not fair for me to make you feel like I feel, son.

Vincenzo, are you okay? Don't make drama over me, I'm fine. No, he's not fine.

Tomorrow night is the final night of the summer festival, the most important

night of the year for us.

And my family seems to have forgotten this. Mama, you cannot work like this.

will die. You're an old man. You need to take care of yourself.

Yes, Babbo, maybe we close.

Our family has done the final every night for 150 years. We will not close.

Matteo, help us. What should we do?

Well, I mean, if Babbo feels like he can do it, then he should.

Or maybe he just needs some help. Yes?

Anna. You're a cook.

Maybe you can help me.

Me? Yeah, you can be a sous chef.

Once a cook, always a cook. It's just like riding a bike, isn't it? It's easy.

Would you like to help me?

Of course.

I'd be honored to be your sous chef.

Then it is done.

Especially if it's getting these people off my back. That's a great idea,

Matteo. Thanks God you're here.

It's just an idea.

No, no, no.

I have

to go to the bathroom, please.

Fine -ass Italian brother with an eight -pack?

Bitch, you trying to make my water break?

If I have this baby early, I'm going to beat your ass, and I'm going to make you

watch him on the weekend.

Whew, hell, at least one of us is having fun.

Call me in between your Italian escapades.

Love you.

Buongiorno. Hey.

Flight change of plan.

Vincenzo woke up, did he? And Nonna's not letting him leave the house.

Wait, so he's not coming?

Is he okay? He's fine.

The man has no problem disobeying doctor's orders. He just can't stand up

mom. Are you saying I have to cook alone? Yeah, but here's the truth.

Vincenzo believes in you.

And so do I.

Everyone's going to help, I promise.

Thank God you're here.

Where is Matteo?

Oh, he's coming.

What's the plan? What do we do? Where's Vincenzo's menu? I change it every day.

Recipes? No menus, no recipes.

Vincenzo's crazy. He keeps them all up here.

Well, can we call him? No. Nonna took his phone away. Okay, what about last

night's menu?

Maybe we could recreate it somehow.

Oh, Vincenzo always makes something special for il finale. It's a tradition.

Yeah, it's a tradition.

Finito.

Grazie, Luigi.

You never know when you need a plumber.

Toilet's broken again.

Okay, what time do we open? Five hours.

Where do we put them?

This reminds me of the flambor.

All this money, you can't help yourself.

Oh, your salvation could start with me.

Your salvation could start with me.

But you just want to be nasty as you can be.

So good. I love it. 30 minutes.

Anyone heard from Matteo?

Sorry.

Sorry.

The special dish?

It's a take on something my mother used to make.

Sauteed Sicilian red shrimp and a rich pomerola sauce, garnished with fresh

thyme and served with grilled grapes and fresh green tomatoes.

I know it's not traditional. I hope you like it.

Bravissima. Your mama would be so proud.

We call it the Italiana.

Italiana.

Italiana. Get it?

Grazie. Tornati a trovarsi, eh?

Everybody lost it!

I have no idea what they're saying.

Oh, honestly, no one ever does.

You belong here.

In a restaurant.

It is not often that you get to see someone doing what they are really meant

do, and you... You are glowing.

Thank you.

We should get back.

Wait,

wait. I'm so sorry I'm late.

Where have you been?

You're super late.

Just like my beer.

Behind every meal is a story.

I don't like to ask for help, but you help all of us, and we are so grateful

have you. You have a real gift.

Salute! That's beautiful.

It's so nice.

Just know I couldn't have done it without you guys. Thank you for trusting

Okay, my turn.

Me and Anna, we have an announcement to make.

We do?

We have decided to go back to New York.

Listen, I know it's hard, but we're coming back, of course.

We'll visit, right?

Right.

Right.

Is this your

vineyard? It's pretty good.

I'm going to go, all right? I'll see you at home. Ciao. Ciao, mamma. Matteo.

Wait, when did you guys decide this? I don't understand.

Why didn't you tell Anna where you were today?

I don't know what you're talking about. She deserves to know. Why do you have to

ruin a wonderful night?

It's late.

We're all tired. Let's just go to bed.

Why can't you just admit it?

You need to mind your own business. This is my business.

They are my business because you take them all for granted. I know you're

the same thing to Anna.

She was here with us today.

With Nostra Familia, while you, you're with Isabella. Oh, no, Michael. No, no,

no, Mama, it's true.

Isabella, you know Isabella. It's complicated. It's always been

it isn't. It's not complicated.

It's very simple. You only ever think about yourself, what you want, and you

don't care what it does to the rest of us.

You love this.

You always have.

I'm the bad guy, and you're the perfect son.

Michael is so helpful. Oh, he's taken such good care of us. You're not even a

real part of this family.

I'm fine. Oh, I see.

You like her?

Who, Isabella?

We're not engaged.

We barely know each other.

I broke into the villa because I didn't have anywhere else to go.

You told us you were getting married.

She pretends to live other people's lives because she's too afraid to live

own. You all got swept up in her fantasy.

And I went along with it because finally, finally you all acted like I

something right.

This is all a lie.

tell you i promise i did i just i got so caught up in having a family

and feeling like i belonged something to someone i

know it doesn't justify what i did but i i never meant to hurt any of

you all i just want you to know that these last few days

have been the most

I never should have lied to you all.

And I'm really sorry.

I'm going to leave.

So you pretended to be the white Italian man's fiance, but then you ended up

catching feelings for the black Italian cousin brother?

Oh, this some Shonda Rhimes shit.

And now he'll probably never even speak to me again.

We fall down, but we get up.

That's Bible.

Just come home.

Maybe I can hook you up with a room until you figure it out.

Okay?

Okay. Love you. Gotta go.

I love you, too.

What happened?

I told them the truth.

Oh, no.

I'm going to miss you so much.

I'll miss you too.

Can you please just take me to the plantation?

I'm not going to goodbye. I'm sorry.

Yeah.

I still think your way was very romantic.

This is what you do in America.

Sleep at the bus station.

Mama, you speak English?

Oh, santo cielo.

So, you made a mistake.

But our mistakes do not define us. They teach us.

But I really messed... No, don't interrupt me.

I'm old.

I've seen everything.

Sickness, pain, wars, death.

Oh, you have seen that too.

Sir, you lied.

Now you think you should suffer forever, eh?

Stupida.

I've seen you, Michael.

What you have is special.

You think so?

You want to tap that ass?

Tap it.

You want to tell him you like him?

Tell him.

Oh, Anna, you deserve to live your life the way you want it, not

pretending to be someone else.

But what about the rest of the family and Michael? I'm sure they all hate me

now.

Ciao, Anna. Ciao.

What do I do?

Oh, I tend to do other things for you.

Go ahead and talk to them.

I'm so sorry I lied.

Oh, Anna, what family doesn't lie to each other once in a while?

We all make mistakes and have regrets.

Right, everybody?

In fact, one of our sons was a mistake.

Wait, what? Which one? You? You'll never know.

Okay, okay, now my turn.

I regret having an affair with a plumber. No, Francesca.

Francesca! That's a joke.

No regrets.

Look, I'm sorry I didn't say goodbye to my family before I left. They deserve

better than that.

Babbo.

Scusa. Mi dispiace. Scusa.

Okay, okay, Anna. Now, stop listening to us being so Italian and just go. Go.

Go. How do I get there?

Bye -bye. Anna.

First my villa now my car you're gonna owe me big time

Go if you can.

It's for me.

Sorry.

He's a happy about pig.

give you and me a chance.

Look, I know what you may be thinking.

Actually, I don't. You're really hard to read.

I'll tell you what I'm thinking.

I have no idea who you are, Anna. No, but you do.

I may have lied about marrying Matteo, but everything else was real.

Well, except for my name.

I'm sorry, what?

It's actually Brianna.

Brianna Celeste Montgomery.

Okay, Brianna.

Nathanel, you want to tell me? Your wine isn't that good.

The white is solid, but the red is not quite full -bodied enough. Okay, now I

know you're making stuff up.

We both know we've been falling for each other since the moment we met. You

hated me when we first met.

Maybe a little bit. But you were so rude.

Get out of here.

I have something to say, and I'm going to say it right here, right now.

I'm ready to start living my life again. I'm not running away anymore.

I'm staying here for you, a handsome winemaker who loves the simple things in

life but doesn't have to be alone.

I'm staying put for us and what could be, even if I have to ruin my hair to do

it. Oh, girl, he is not that fine.

No, no.

Yes, he is.

You know what I said when I first saw you?

I worked so hard

because I didn't have someone

like her in my life.

I don't know. Maybe track it.

Ooh, that love might last, but the matches?

Child, they gone forever.

Forever. Forever, ever.

I'll be your Diane Lane if you can get me under this Tuscan sun, honey.

I'll stay hot for that. You can eat, pray, and love me, baby.

Now, add the oregano.

Relax, Vincent.

So I got it.

Remember your retired old man.

Let's go.

You should have named him Lorenzo.

Let me see Matteo.

Matteo. Yeah. Oh, it's Claire.

Hi, Matteo. What do you want?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What do you want?

You better kiss that little light -skinned little boy like you on

How do I sign up for that?

That's somebody I could get wet for, honey. Do you guys need a third?

Sorry. I just haven't been touched by a man in a long time.

I'm on it right now.

That's menopause.

He bad for you, girl. He bad for you. After the divorce, I could really use

something like this.

Take your answer.

Baby, I got another one just in case you get this one wet. Excuse me.

Do you think that we could get some of what they're drinking? Whatever makes

move in slow -mo?

Can I touch in between you?

Because that was very inappropriate. Let me try it one more time. Can I squeeze

your grape?

Gosh, I need to loosen up a little. Is there like a sign up for that tour? This

is fun, but that looks really good.

Baby, can we thump some grapes together?

It don't work out. Call mother.

Well, since she got him, I'm going to take you.

I would pay anything, honestly.

Like, honestly. No, no, like, honestly, I would pay anything to be on this tour

with them.

I'm sorry. That was inappropriate.

I'm really sorry. Do you want to go home with me?

Okay. Good?

Would you stop flirting with that man?

Babe, I'm trying to be on 90 Day Beyonce.

Girl, he bailed I live 90 days.