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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, Neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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[ School bell rings ]
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Okay, children,
let's take our seats!
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Good morning, kids.
So great to see you!
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I know it's always a little hard
coming back from a break.
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You know, you know,
we've had a few distractions
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but let's just pick up
where we left off.
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Kids, over this last break,
I met somebody.
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And, uh, I'm pretty excited.
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And, uh,
we've been really enjoying
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each other's company, and,
you know, things got physical.
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His name is Rick,
and, uh, well, anyway,
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I really wanted you
to meet him, just --
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you know he's a --
he's a little nervous,
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so just be cool, okay?
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Come on, Rick.
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Oh, come on, you big silly,
they're not gonna bite you.
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Class...
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this is Rick.
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Now, look, we're not gettin'
married tomorrow or anything.
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We're just enjoying
each other's company
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and seeing where
this whole thing takes us.
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This is really awkward.
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I-I told you
I thought this was a bad idea.
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He's very shy,
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but I wanted you kids to know
that he treats me really well.
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Way better than that
narcissistic psychopath Marcus!
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I-I should be going.
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Okay, okay, well, you're gonna
come pick me up after school?
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Yeah, yeah,
you're done at 4:00?
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I'll be ready like 3:30.
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They like you.
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They do!
No, that's just them being them.
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Okay, text me at lunch!
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Bye Ri-i-i-i-ck!
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[ Cellphone chiming ]
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Oh, shit, it's Marcus!
Should I answer it?!
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I have to answer it.
He's gonna suspect something.
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Just keep quiet about Rick!
Don't say anything!
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H-Hey, Marcus.
Whats up?
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No.
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No.
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[ Scoffs ] I'm in the classroom
with the kids.
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Aren't -- Aren't I, kids?!
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O-Okay, you couldn't really hear
them, but I'm with the kids.
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No.
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Who's Rick?
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We've never heard of Rick,
have we, kids?!
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Will you fucking
say something!
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Marcus, Marcus,
I really don't -- why?!
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Fine! Go ahead!
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That's fi-fine!
Okay, geez!
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Well, nice going, kids.
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What is wrong with you?!
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You don't listen,
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and you blatantly go against
my direction!
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What's going on here,
students?
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I ask them for a response,
and nothing!
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First they just sit there
when I need their focus
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and their energy
and when I ask them for --
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Hey!
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You kids know
that these teachers
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are doing their very best
for your benefit?!
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I don't know how much more
I can take of this.
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I am sick and tired
of students thinking
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they can walk all over
their teachers
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who gave you
everything they've got!
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I've got enough problems
as it is.
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I tell you what else.
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This Friday,
for pajama day at school,
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this class does not get to wear
their pajamas.
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-What?!
-What'd he say?!
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You heard me.
No pajama day for this class.
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Now maybe you'll remember
to have some respect
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for your teacher!
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This is bullshit!
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They can't take our pajamas
from us!
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Who does the principal
think he is?!
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After everything we've been
through the past couple years,
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they're gonna take pajama day
from us, too.
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We didn't even do
anything wrong!
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We didn't do fucking
anything wrong!
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We keep not doing
anything wrong,
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and we keep getting fucked!
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Guess that's just part
of being a kid these days.
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Yup.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
We are not going to
just stand for this?!
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What else can we do,
brah?
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Brah, we can have
some Goddamn balls.
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What does Matt Damon say
on that Bitcoin commercial?
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Fortune favors the brave.
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My dad said
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he listened to Matt Damon
and lost all his money.
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Yes, everyone did.
But they were brave in doing so.
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We have to stand up
for ourselves, you guys.
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I say we go right
to the principal's office
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and tell him what's up,
brah.
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[ Phone beeps ]
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Yeah.
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Woman: Some kids want to speak
with you about pajama day.
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Alright, send 'em in.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Mr. Principal, sir,
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can we please wear our pajamas
on pajama day?
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[ Sobbing continues ]
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I'm sorry, ladies.
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I have made a decision,
and I'm sticking to it.
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Mr. Principal, we really
didn't do anything wrong.
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I appreciate your sentiment,
but as principal of the school,
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it's my job to make decisions
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and stand by them
to maintain order.
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Do you know how long
we've waited for pajama day?!
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You can't force us
to wear normal clothes!
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What is this,
Nazi Germany?!
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Hey! How many times
have I told you kids
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not to bring up
Nazi Germany
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when you don't get something
you want?!
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-You're a fascist!
-Get out!
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You're a fascist, and this
whole school stinks of Nazis!
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I can't believe the things
these students say sometimes.
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You better quit
while you're ahead.
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What?
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You don't understand how
important pajama day is to kids.
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It's like the Met Gala
for children.
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If I change my mind now,
I look weak.
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Mkay...
But I don't think
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this is gonna end up
the way you want it to.
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[ Laughter,
indistinct conversations ]
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[ Camera shutters clicking ]
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♪♪
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Hey, look!
It's Eric Cartman!
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[ Screaming ]
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Eric! Eric!
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It's okay!
What's wrong?
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Oh, God!
[ Panting ]
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I-I was at the school
and it -- it was pajama day
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and I --
and I didn't have pajamas on
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and then I died!
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And then I died!
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Shh! Eric!
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Eric, it's okay, sweetie.
Shh.
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PC Principal:
Yes hello, Ms. Cartman.
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This is the school principal
returning your call.
What can I do for you?
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Uh, yes, I understand
that you told my child
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that he isn't allowed
to wear pajamas this Friday?
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What is this,
Nazi Germany?
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Your son is part of a class
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that lost their
pajama-day privilege, correct.
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Well, I'm sorry,
but I don't think it's safe
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for Eric to not wear his pajamas
on pajama day.
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He could die.
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Well, I've already made
my decision, and it's final.
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Well, I'm not really sure
where you get off
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telling me what my son
can and can't wear.
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What do you think
about that?
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Yeah, get him, Mom!
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Tell him to fuck off!
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In fact,
I think you can fuck off.
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Ms. Cartman if you are worried
about your son's safety,
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then perhaps you should just
keep him home for pajama day.
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Uh, I can just keep him home
on pajama day?
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No, I can't stay home
because you have to go to work
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because fucking
Matt Damon told you
fortune favors the brave
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and now you lost
all your fucking money!
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Matt Damon told me
fortune favors the brave,
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and I lost
all my fucking money!
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I'm sorry?
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I am going rally
all the parents,
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and I am going
to the press!
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If my son can't wear
his pajamas to school,
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then no kids are going to wear
their pajamas to school!
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Fuck, yes, Mom,
that was fucking sweet!
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Wait, no, I want to wear
my fucking pajamas to school!
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You fucked it up, Mom!
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Tom, guten tag
and
Heil
Hitler.
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Apparently,
we are living in Nazi Germany.
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The elementary school behind me
is telling some students
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they can't wear their pajamas
to pajama day.
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The principal of the school
says the students
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are being reprimanded
for bad behavior.
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But many parents
are left wondering...
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nehmen sie meinen Schlafanzug
[ They take my pajamas ]
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The school's mandate
has caused a backlash
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with members of the community
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who are now wearing their
pajamas to work in protest!
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Woman: Pajama time!
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Man: Whoo!
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Pajama time!
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Woman:
♪ Snuggle, snuggle, snuggle ♪
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♪ When the sun goes down ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ At the end of the day ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ When I've played my game ♪
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♪ What time is it?
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♪ And I've put them away ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ There's one thing
I need to ask you ♪
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♪ What, what, what,
what time is it? ♪
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♪ Pajama time, pajama time ♪
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♪ What time time is it? ♪
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♪ Pajama time ♪
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♪ When my dinner's done ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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[ Gun cocks ]
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♪ And I'm in for the night ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ When I've had my fun ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ Before you turn out
the light ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ There's one thing
I need to ask you ♪
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♪ What, what, what,
what time is it? ♪
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I've got my jammies on!
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♪ Pajama time, pajama time ♪
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We've got our jammies on!
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♪ What time is it?
Pajama time ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ When I start to yawn ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ And you get that look,
and you get that look ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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Making a difference
can be fun!
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♪ Well, there's one thing
I need to ask you ♪
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♪ What, what, what,
what time is it? ♪
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♪ Pajama time, pajama time ♪
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♪ What time is it?
Pajama time ♪
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♪ Pajama time, pajama time ♪
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♪ What time is it?
Pajama time ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ Pajama time ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ Pajama time ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ Pajama time ♪
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♪ What time is it? ♪
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♪ Pajama time ♪
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Testaburger!
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Oh! Fuck.
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I need to
talk to you now!
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Yes?
250
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,342
Miss Testaburger...
251
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,720
I need you
to get me out of this.
252
00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:58,180
Sir?
253
00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,849
I made a tactical decision.
254
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:03,269
Now if I go back and say
maybe I was wrong, I look weak.
255
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,520
Well, Mr. Principal,
if you just --
256
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,520
Zip it!
257
00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:06,564
I need you
to get everyone in your class
258
00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,358
to work together and have
Mr. Garrison come to me
259
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,569
saying your pajama day
should be reinstated.
260
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:15,489
You get the girls and the boys
to work together.
261
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:18,242
This is your problem now,
Testaburger.
262
00:10:30,921 --> 00:10:32,923
Hey, guys --
I just wanna say
263
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,551
I'm really proud
to be a part of this office.
264
00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:36,385
Wearing our pajamas shows
265
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,639
that we care
about those school kids --
266
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,891
that we care
about other people.
267
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,601
South Park Realtors!
268
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,853
All: South Park Realtors!
269
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,856
Hey, guys --
sorry I'm a little late.
270
00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:50,691
Got a flat tire
on the interstate.
271
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,068
What's the latest news?
272
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,654
What's going on, Mike?
273
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,073
Well, what do you mean?
274
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,783
You're not wearing...
pajamas.
275
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:04,205
Oh -- yeah -- I-I didn't really
wanna wear pajamas.
276
00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:05,956
We're all wearing pajamas.
277
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,542
Yeah, I just didn't want to
with the rain and slush outside.
278
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:12,922
It just...didn't make any sense
to wear pajamas.
279
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,590
Uh, Mike, we're trying to do
the right thing,
280
00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:17,426
and it only works
if we all wear pajamas.
281
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:21,222
Well, you can't force me
to wear pajamas.
282
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,556
What is this,
Nazi Germany?
283
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,934
We aren't telling you
to wear pajamas --
284
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,645
But I'm pretty sure
the sign right here on the door
285
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,980
says you have to wear pajamas!
286
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,148
Hey, Mike,
just put on some pajamas.
287
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,275
It's not a big deal.
288
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,610
Good.
If it's not a big deal
289
00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,445
then I'll choose
not to wear pajamas.
290
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:40,699
You redneck, gun toting
piece of shit.
291
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,619
Ladies and gentlemen.
292
00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:45,579
We have been at war
for too long.
293
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,748
Yesterday, Wendy Testaburger
came to me
294
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:50,209
and said we need to get
the boys and girls together
295
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:51,127
to find a solution
for pajama day.
296
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:55,297
I was delighted.
297
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,257
We must put
our differences aside,
298
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:59,385
because we all want one thing.
299
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:02,138
The right to be in our jam jams
this Friday all cozy wozy.
300
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,682
It's comfy womfy.
301
00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:05,891
Comfy womfy, cozy wozy,
302
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,601
the point is
we are getting fucked
303
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,271
We all have to be
on the same page, here.
304
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:11,272
That's right.
We need all of us.
305
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:14,817
Boys and girls working together.
306
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:19,572
And so together,
what are we going to do?
307
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,325
We could shoot up
the school!
308
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,535
Shoot up the school, nice.
309
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:25,703
It's just done a lot.
310
00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,121
Anything a little more original?
311
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,998
We burn down the cafeteria?
312
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,333
We smear human shit
on all the windows?
313
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,252
We apologize.
314
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,797
You guys want a chance
to save pajama day?
315
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:40,551
Then join us in telling
Mr. Garrison we're all sorry.
316
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,428
We didn't fucking
do anything.
317
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:45,514
At school tomorrow we all tell
Mr. Garrison he was right
318
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,348
and that we've been
terrible students.
319
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,517
That we weren't listening
320
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,311
and that he deserves
to be angry with us.
321
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:51,812
We tell him how much we care
322
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,606
and that we want to see him more
as a human being
323
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:54,899
than just a teacher.
324
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,692
That is just the kind
of manipulative,
325
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,486
psychotic thinking
that we needed.
326
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,905
We can do this!
327
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,905
We just have to be brave.
328
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,573
But not too brave or else
Matt Damon will come
329
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:03,699
and take all our money.
330
00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:04,742
Alright, dude, can we lay off
331
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:05,743
the Matt Damon jokes, please?
332
00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:07,411
They're just getting old.
333
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,539
Tom, warm up the wienerschnitzel
and put on your lederhosen
334
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,500
because now people
are being told
335
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:15,044
to stop making Matt Damon jokes.
336
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:17,129
Opponents are claiming
that the jokes are already tired
337
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,466
and Matt Damon had every right
to make a Bitcoin commercial,
338
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,302
so the jokes need to stop.
339
00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:27,348
All we can say is -- Versiehen fur die witzer
[ Sorry for the jokes ]
340
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:30,434
Cuz it's gettin' real
Nazi Germany up in here.
341
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,061
Back to you, Tom.
342
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,897
This is totally ridiculous.
You know that, right?
343
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,024
I'm sorry, sir,
but we aren't seating anyone
344
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,025
who isn't wearing their pajamas.
345
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:41,237
Please, ma'am, I just want
to sit down and eat.
346
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,198
I understand, but the management
prefers that everyone inside
347
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:45,407
be nice and comfy womfy.
348
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:46,784
So I have to be comfy wumfy
349
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:47,576
to get a
Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity?
350
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,871
Sir, I'm just the hostess here.
351
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,123
If you prefer, you only need
to wear your pajamas to get in.
352
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:53,791
You don't have to wear them
at your table
353
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,584
while you're actively eating.
354
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,586
So it's ok
if we put on our pajamas,
355
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,630
walk through the whole
restaurant to the table,
356
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,382
and then take our pajamas off.
357
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,716
What is the fucking point?!
358
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,716
[ Siren chirps ]
359
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,348
What seems to be
the problem here?
360
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,475
Oh, I see!
361
00:14:11,566 --> 00:14:13,019
Bringst du mich ins Gefängnis?
[ You're arresting me?? ]
362
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,450
verzeihung für die Witze
[ Excuse me for the joking ]
363
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,281
Remember...no matter how angry
he is, tell him he's right.
364
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:28,367
[ Bell ringing ]
365
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:33,581
Good morning, class!
366
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,874
♪ Good mornin'!
Good mornin! ♪
367
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,751
♪ Good mornin', good morning' ♪
368
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,462
♪ To you and you
and you and you! ♪
369
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:44,341
So...how are you guys?
370
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,929
You're probably wondering
how things are with Rick.
371
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:52,141
I just flat out told him
that Marcus was still calling me
372
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,309
and you know what Rick said?
373
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,312
He said, "If you're not over
Marcus, then take some time.
374
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,813
I'll be here."
375
00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:01,400
Is that not the sweetest thing
you've ever heard?
376
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:04,612
I called him back
like three minutes later
377
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,906
and I said, "I don't need time.
I need you."
378
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,992
I said, "Can I just come over?"
379
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:13,662
And the way he held me
when I got to his house,
380
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:18,834
it was like,
"Ohhh, this is security."
381
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:22,254
And then later on
when we were in bed,
382
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,422
I'd had my head on his chest,
383
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:26,675
and I was just playing with his
chest hairs a little bit,
384
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,177
and I said --
385
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,179
Excuse me, Butters,
are you paying attention?
386
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,098
Could somebody wake Butters up,
please?
387
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,851
Dude!
388
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,851
Wuh huh huh?! Yes?!
389
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,936
I'm sorry, Butters,
am I boring you?
390
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,563
Uh, no, sir!
391
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,482
Okay, well, then maybe you can
tell me what Rick said
392
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:42,358
when I told him about Marcus?!
393
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:45,027
Uh...huh...He...
394
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:49,073
Anybody? Does anyone know what I
said when Rick held me tight?!
395
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,117
"This is..."
396
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,119
"This is really nice"?
397
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,080
"This is security!"
398
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,831
None of you
are paying attention!
399
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,958
None of you know the answers,
do you!
400
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:00,376
What's going on, students?!
401
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,796
Aw, God dammit!
402
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:14,515
Jesus, I've never seen
so many arrests in one day!
403
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,851
Sir, we got another one.
404
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,851
But she's wearing pajamas.
405
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:18,769
Yeah but she was caught shitting
on the car
406
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,729
of a guy who wasn't
wearing pajamas.
407
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,773
That's right,
and I'd do it again.
408
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:25,901
Alright, put her in
with the others.
409
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:28,904
Hey, don't put that pajama
wearing slut in here with us!
410
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,572
Chief, they're asking
for your assistance
411
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,574
down on Brighton Street.
412
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,574
What now?
413
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,575
Looks like we got
a domestic dispute.
414
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,745
Oh, finally something normal!
415
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,122
[ Police radio chatter ]
416
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,082
I told her
I just wanna go to bed!
417
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:40,708
If you're not gonna let me
go to bed
418
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,918
then I'm calling the police!
419
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,169
He's just gonna go to bed
420
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,587
wearing the clothes he wore
all day!
421
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,673
I don't want to sleep
in that filth!
422
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,259
Well, I don't have
to wear pajamas!
423
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,219
Okay, Mr. Billings, but...
424
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:55,013
you have to understand,
it is bedtime.
425
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,223
So what?
426
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,725
Well,
you should just understand
427
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,351
where your wife is coming from.
428
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,770
if anytime makes sense
to wear pajamas,
429
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,273
it would be as you're going
to sleep at night.
430
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:08,402
I don't care what time of day it
is, I don't ever wear pajamas!
431
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,236
Alright, alright, listen.
432
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,697
What if you were on
a ski vacation.
433
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:15,743
Hmm? A nice, cozy condo after
a long day hitting the slopes.
434
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,370
The fire is crackling.
You've got a cup of cocoa.
435
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,663
You're telling me
you wouldn't wear pajamas then?
436
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,499
No! I wouldn't wear pajamas!
437
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,835
You would beg me for pajamas
if we had a condo and cocoa!
438
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,296
No, I wouldn't!
No, I wouldn't!
439
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,340
Alright, alright,
is there any way the two of you
440
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,842
can go to sleep tonight
in this house together?
441
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:35,512
He's not getting in bed
in his clothes.
442
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,473
Okay, then you can just come
sleep downtown at the station.
443
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,266
Take her in, boys.
444
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:41,393
What?!
445
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,145
Oh, my God!
446
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,145
Ha ha! Bye bye!
447
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,647
They're arresting people
in pajamas!
448
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,647
[ Crowd booing ]
449
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,108
What is this, Nazi Germany?!
450
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,862
Take him in, too!
451
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,156
[ Crowd cheering and booing ]
452
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,076
Arrest those people
and all of those people!
453
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:03,415
This whole town is a powder keg
about to go off.
454
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:07,127
And tomorrow is pajama day.
455
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,546
[ Polka music plays ]
456
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:18,680
♪♪
457
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,892
Tom...es ist ein wunderschöner Morgen
[ it's a wonderful morning ]
458
00:18:22,079 --> 00:18:24,423
und der Pyjama Tag ist endlich da alle Kinder tragen
[ and the Pajama day is finally here. all the kids ]
459
00:18:25,087 --> 00:18:30,384
alle Kinder tragen Schlafanzug ausser es würde den Kindern verboten
[ are wearing Pajamas unless children are prohibited from doing so ]
460
00:18:37,289 --> 00:18:39,414
No Running! You must walk!
461
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,082
Back to you, Tom!
462
00:18:45,195 --> 00:18:48,336
hast du einen matt damon witz gemacht?
[ did you make a Matt Damon joke? ]
463
00:18:48,384 --> 00:18:50,360
nein ich habe keinen matt damon witz
[ no i didn't made a Matt Damon joke ]
464
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,757
[ Gunshots ]
465
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,385
What the fuck, bro?
466
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,303
You wanted to see me, sir?
467
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:02,140
Bro...
What am I supposed to do?
468
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,767
[ Sobs ]
469
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,104
[ Sniffles ]
470
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,568
Do you know
what a principle is?
471
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:17,573
A principle is something that
you see as a fundamental truth.
472
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:22,452
You do something that you think
is right out of principle!
473
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:26,290
That's why
I wanted to be principal.
474
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,921
Tell your class
they can run back home
475
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,464
and put on their pajamas.
476
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:38,093
I'll hand in my resignation
this afternoon.
477
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:41,346
Sir, maybe people won't lose
respect for you
478
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,347
if you change your mind.
479
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,724
Saying you were wrong
480
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,935
is sometimes the strongest thing
you can do.
481
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,313
You're totally wrong
about that.
482
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:52,482
When all these people see
I caved in to their insults
483
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,193
and their offensive
World War II comparisons,
484
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,070
I'll be done.
485
00:19:57,154 --> 00:20:00,949
Then we can't put on
our pajamas. Out of principle.
486
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,492
The kids will be ok.
487
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,162
At least we still have
opposite day to look forward to.
488
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:06,830
No, you -- Wait.
489
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,165
What did you say?
490
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:09,499
I said we'll be ok.
491
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,126
No, what day is opposite day
at school?
492
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:13,754
It's always the second Friday
in March.
493
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,130
Testaburger! That's it!
494
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:21,094
Attention all students,
this is your principal.
495
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,764
I need to inform you
that a mistake has been made.
496
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,307
Mr. Mackey, your counselor,
497
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,100
totally screwed up
the calendar.
498
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:30,604
Today is not pajama day.
It is in fact opposite day.
499
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:31,813
[ Students stammering ]
500
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:35,776
So we will be having breakfast
for lunch in the cafeteria,
501
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:36,818
and anything else
you've been told to do,
502
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,779
you can now do the opposite.
503
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,823
Fuck, yes,
it's opposite day!
504
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,617
All: Yay!
505
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,827
[ Students cheering ]
506
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,788
♪ Pajama time ♪
507
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:50,165
♪ When the sun goes down... ♪
508
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:50,165
♪ What time is it? ♪
509
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,334
♪ At the end of the day... ♪
510
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,334
♪ What time is it? ♪
511
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,003
♪ When I play my games... ♪
512
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,003
♪ What time is it? ♪
513
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,798
♪ And I put them away... ♪
514
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,798
♪ What time is it? ♪
515
00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,174
♪ There's one thing
I need to ask you ♪
516
00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:02,052
♪ What, what, what,
what time is it? ♪
517
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,596
♪ Pajama time, pajama time ♪
518
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,265
♪ What time is it? ♪
519
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,265
♪ Pajama time ♪
520
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,352
Hey, Frank!
It looks like its over!
521
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,229
The school said the kids
can wear what they want
522
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,106
because it's opposite day.
523
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,732
It's opposite day?
524
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,068
Well, shit, we gotta go put
some normal clothes on!
525
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,361
Aw, how come?
526
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,822
Because we are people
who believe very strongly
527
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,365
in wearing pajamas
to the workplace.
528
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,575
If we're wearing pajamas
on opposite day,
529
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,202
that means we don't normally
wear pajamas
530
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:28,370
and we're douchebags like Mike!
531
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:32,708
Alright, you can all go home.
It's opposite day.
532
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:33,917
Oh. Then should I be
wearing pajamas?
533
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,628
I don't know what to wear now.
534
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,213
You can't make me
wear pajamas!
535
00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:39,256
♪ Whoo! ♪
536
00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:39,256
That's fine.
537
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:40,841
You can all wear
whatever you want
538
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,176
as long as it covers
your dick and tits.
539
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,053
You can't make me cover
my dick and tits!
540
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,973
♪♪
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