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Perhaps we should start the day?
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Okay, but before we do,
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I was just wondering if I
could ask you something?
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Of course, what's going on?
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So, you know that thing that
we did on our wedding day
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where we went into the bathroom
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and I gave you that
really good head
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and I did those things
with my fingers?
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Oh, I think about
that all the time.
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Well, I was just wondering
if you're up for it,
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if we could do that again, but
this time you did it to me?
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Oh, yeah, I'd love to.
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But I can't promise
I'll be as good as you.
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Well, I mean,
there's only one way
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to really find out isn't there?
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♪ You make me feel so
good and make my body fly ♪
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What you doing, what is that?
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Are you gonna swallow it?
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Mmm... Mm-mmm.
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Babe, go to the
bathroom, spit it out.
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♪ Loaded guns at ready ♪
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♪ Point that big, big Glock oh no ♪
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Oh, Adam, I am so
sorry to startle you.
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Look, I just got back
early from my trip
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and I really needed
to take you up
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on that offer to use the couch.
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I hope that's okay
that I'm here.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ooh, and I'll have
to borrow your razor
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because all of this
is out of control.
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You know what they say?
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You trim back the jungle,
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you make the tiger look bigger.
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I would've stayed longer
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but the girl I was
seen overseas dumped me
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and I got really sad, so...
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Aw.
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Maybe we can all
have lunch together
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after I've finished in here?
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Mmmm.
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So, how does it feel
being a homeowner?
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I love it.
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That's great to hear.
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Okay, slink away you
little sneaky cat.
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Hello.
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Hi, congratulations on your big
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closing night of the show.
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Adam, these are beautiful,
oh my gosh, I love these.
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Where did you get them from?
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That is a story for another day.
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Lemme just.
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Oh, yep.
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Yeah, no, it's just not right.
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You know, these things they
like, they need to choke you.
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You need to like, if you don't
come back blue, it's problem.
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Okay.
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Yeah, all done.
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How do I look?
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You look like a soon to be
award-winning photographer.
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That's very kind of you to say.
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But seriously, do I look okay?
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'Cause if it tie's too much,
I can always discard it.
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Well, if that's the case,
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I think I'd like to see it gone.
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What movie is that from?
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It's not, I just said
it in a funny voice.
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Are you intentionally
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trying to make me more
anxious about tonight?
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You asked for my honest
opinion and I gave it to you.
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Well, from memory,
I said seriously,
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I needed your serious opinion.
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Yeah, no, and seriously,
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you should probably
ditch the tie.
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Ditched it is.
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I'm sorry that I'm not
gonna be there tonight.
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Don't worry, it's the big
closing night of your new show,
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you don't wanna miss that
over a little award ceremony.
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But it is not a
little award ceremony.
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This is like the first time
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you've been nominated
for a photography award.
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Well, are you gonna be
here when I get home?
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Of course I will,
where else will I be?
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And that's all that
matters then, come here.
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But seriously, don't worry
about me, just focus on the show
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and we'll catch
up tonight in bed.
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You know, I don't think
I could be happier
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than I am right now.
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Did I not just marry the most
beautiful man in the world?
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I love you, babe.
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I love you more.
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See you on the flip side.
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See you then.
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Yeah, they're pretty good.
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There's so many
famous faces here.
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I even saw Brad
Stevens at the bar.
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He did the Vabrasco cover
art for the new album.
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I gotta meet him, he's hot.
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I'm feeling so outta place.
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Oh, you're just
as famous as them.
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Hardly, let's just
all stay calm for now.
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Dude, you're the only
one is freaking out.
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You kind of look like a mum
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when she's trying
to poach an egg.
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Not helping.
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- I can poach an egg.
- Nope.
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Can we not fight right now?
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Hey, let me go find
us some better drinks.
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Please do.
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Excuse
me, are you Adam?
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I'm Ethan, Adam's my brother.
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Hello, yes.
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You have a fan.
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It's so
nice to meet you.
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Likewise.
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I'm Polly, one
of the event organizers,
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and I just wanted to wish
you the best of luck today.
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We all loved your cover art.
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That's very kind, thank you.
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And you have my vote.
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Okay, now I feel
even more nervous.
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She said she voted,
that's good, right?
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I need to go find a
place to sit down.
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Okay.
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I'll go piss.
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I should go find Brad.
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Hey stranger.
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Oh, hey, you.
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Eric.
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Yes, sorry, Eric.
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How are you Adam?
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I'm okay.
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All grown up now.
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Oh, hardly.
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Are you one of the nominees?
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How'd you know?
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You look about as nervous
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as you did when I first
met you at the bar.
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I've never been nominated
for an award before.
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Seems every time we've
met, I'm a wreck.
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Are you any better at
picking up men at bars?
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I actually got married to
my boyfriend just recently.
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Oh, there you go.
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One less thing to worry about.
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True.
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Are you nominated for an award?
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No, no, my friend is though.
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You look the same.
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And you, you look like a winner.
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Your husband's a lucky
man, wish you the best.
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Thanks.
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Oh no, no, I'm never
gonna live that down.
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No, no you won't.
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Hi, Ethan.
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Ethan, Brad.
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I don't know if you've
met my brother Adam,
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but he's a massive fan.
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He's been meaning to come over,
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but he's a bit
embarrassed, you know?
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He's nominated tonight, right?
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He is nominated, I'll show
you some of his stuff.
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I don't even seen it, but
I've got it as my wallpaper
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so I can easy
access, pretty cool.
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- Very cool.
- Not bad.
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Yeah, I think he'll win.
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Are you an artist yourself?
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I'm not.
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I'm used work in the magazine,
but currently unemployed.
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Just looking for few things.
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I've got some stuff in
the works, you know?
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Do you want a drink or?
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Yeah, I was gonna get a beer.
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It's on me.
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It's free.
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City of Maribyrnong
Performing Arts Award
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goes to Cole Jones.
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I really need a wee.
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Can you hold it?
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I'd just like to thank
everyone who voted for me.
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This is a great honor.
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Oh my God, oh my God,
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oh my God, oh my God.
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City of Maribyrnong Music Award
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goes to Brothers Sean
and Elliot Matthews
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for their electro
group, Gulch Lovers.
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Thanks, thank you everyone.
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I wanna just start off
by thanking our mum.
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Love you, Mum. We made it.
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Please pick up the phone.
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I'm fucked, I'm
fucked, I'm fucked.
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Pick up the phone.
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I know, I'll call Gabe.
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No, I can't, he's
directing right now.
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Wow, it's such an honor
to receive this award
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and thank you to
everybody who's helped me
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along my journey and
made this possible.
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I can never thank you enough.
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To anyone out there who
has a big creative dream
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and that dream has
ever felt out of reach
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or impossible to achieve,
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don't be coerced
by the naysayers.
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Favorite quote of mines
from Rue McClanahan,
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mother said to her, "Every
kick's a boost, so keep focused,
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stay positive, and keep
chasing that dream."
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I'm proof that dreams really
do come true, thank you.
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Hey.
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What's going on?
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Look at you, it's
you, my goodness.
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It's been a long time.
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I know.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, just at a friend's
exhibition next door.
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Nice, nice, you look good.
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I like this, this is fun.
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Thank you.
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Hey, you know, I
can't even believe it.
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It was only last week
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that I was thinking
whatever happened to you.
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I mean, I'm all good evidently.
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What do you reckon?
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So you do know that if you did
ever want another catch up,
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that Mommy would be very, very,
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and even more than happy to
feed her good little boy.
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Look, look, I'm happy
with what you did for me,
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but I've moved on from
all of that, you know.
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No, honestly,
honestly, honestly,
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I wouldn't be as happy as I
am now if it wasn't for you.
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But I've had a baby
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and like a real one and
I don't wanna be one, so.
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So you could be my daddy then.
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No, I don't want to be
your daddy, baby, uncle,
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sister or cousin.
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But I'm happy to be friends.
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I like that, see ya.
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Adam.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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I had an accident.
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Did you piss your pants?
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No, I didn't piss my pants.
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I slipped in someone's piss.
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Yuck, that is so
much fucking worse.
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Gimme your clothes.
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And what am I supposed to
wear? Piss clothes, no, no.
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Oh, hey Clay, has it started?
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Yeah, it has, but we have
a wardrobe malfunction.
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What's happened?
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He fell on someone's piss
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and he needs a
change of clothes.
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I don't know what to do.
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Well, you're lucky
you've got the frame
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of the seven-year-old girl.
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What does that mean?
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I've got some of my daughter's
clothes in the boot.
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I can't thank you enough, Sally.
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That's all right sunshine.
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You know, I'll always be your
lesbian in shining armor.
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And I'll always be
grateful for that.
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How about you do me a
couple of family portraits?
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00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,167
Done.
259
00:15:20,168 --> 00:15:24,338
Oh, and if you
didn't already know,
260
00:15:24,339 --> 00:15:26,424
I love you lots, Adam.
261
00:15:26,512 --> 00:15:29,770
I always have and I always will.
262
00:15:29,771 --> 00:15:31,986
You said that about four
times at the wedding,
263
00:15:31,987 --> 00:15:34,462
but it's always nice to
know that you're loved.
264
00:15:34,463 --> 00:15:37,331
And Sally, I love
you too, buddy.
265
00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:44,150
What, is this the intermission?
266
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,234
Where have you been?
267
00:15:46,235 --> 00:15:47,277
I was calling you.
268
00:15:47,278 --> 00:15:49,104
What are you wearing?
269
00:15:49,105 --> 00:15:50,277
Are you okay?
270
00:15:50,278 --> 00:15:54,101
I'm fine, can we
please just go back in?
271
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,055
It's finished.
272
00:15:57,447 --> 00:16:00,832
It's finished, how
can it be finished?
273
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:02,006
Did I win?
274
00:16:02,007 --> 00:16:07,308
Oh, sorry hun, a girl from
West Footscray won it.
275
00:16:07,309 --> 00:16:09,175
What are you saying?
276
00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:12,826
She's saying you
lost and she won.
277
00:16:13,782 --> 00:16:14,563
Are you playing around?
278
00:16:14,564 --> 00:16:16,648
This is not the
time to be funny.
279
00:16:16,649 --> 00:16:19,256
We're serious man, it's over.
280
00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:25,686
Are you okay?
281
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,944
I just need a minute.
282
00:16:40,588 --> 00:16:42,542
Mind if I join you?
283
00:16:43,672 --> 00:16:45,063
Sure.
284
00:16:47,279 --> 00:16:50,883
Couldn't help but
overhear what happened.
285
00:16:51,926 --> 00:16:53,273
I'm so embarrassed.
286
00:16:53,274 --> 00:16:57,532
This has been the
worst day of my life.
287
00:16:57,793 --> 00:16:59,224
Don't be so hard on yourself.
288
00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:04,788
I was way into my career
before I won any award.
289
00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:07,566
You're young,
you're starting out.
290
00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:13,823
This career is a
marathon, not a sprint.
291
00:17:14,215 --> 00:17:15,908
Just pace yourself.
292
00:17:16,214 --> 00:17:19,255
I know, it just sucks to lose.
293
00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:22,164
Yeah, I can relate.
294
00:17:22,165 --> 00:17:27,510
You've gotta put those emotions
aside, you know, toughen up.
295
00:17:27,858 --> 00:17:29,463
You can't rush this career.
296
00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:32,767
If you do, you'll be
as quickly forgotten.
297
00:17:34,593 --> 00:17:35,719
You're right.
298
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:39,109
Patience isn't really
my strong suit.
299
00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:42,977
Yeah, that just shows me
how badly you want this.
300
00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:45,931
More than anything in the world.
301
00:17:48,232 --> 00:17:50,317
Why don't you shoot me
a text in the new year?
302
00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:53,576
I get a bunch of work and I
end up having no time for it,
303
00:17:53,577 --> 00:17:55,575
I can send it your way.
304
00:17:55,576 --> 00:18:00,744
Oh my, I'd really
appreciate that, Brad.
305
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:02,353
I can't thank you enough.
306
00:18:02,354 --> 00:18:05,568
No worries, but can you
do one thing for me?
307
00:18:05,569 --> 00:18:08,043
Whatever you want, as
long as it's nonsexual,
308
00:18:08,044 --> 00:18:10,478
as I'm a happily married gay.
309
00:18:11,564 --> 00:18:13,997
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
310
00:18:13,998 --> 00:18:16,994
Your family asked me to
come and speak to you.
311
00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:19,557
Maybe you should go
and say thank you,
312
00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:22,861
they really care about you.
313
00:18:23,164 --> 00:18:24,075
They really are something.
314
00:18:24,076 --> 00:18:27,855
And I will, thanks
for the chat, Brad.
315
00:18:28,509 --> 00:18:29,812
Anytime.
316
00:18:31,115 --> 00:18:32,939
Oh, I'm starting to think
317
00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:35,153
that slipping on piss
wasn't actually so bad.
318
00:18:35,154 --> 00:18:37,805
Is that why you're dressed
like a little girl?
319
00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:38,891
That's right.
320
00:18:38,892 --> 00:18:41,497
We should probably head back up.
321
00:18:41,498 --> 00:18:44,539
Here, take my jacket.
322
00:18:44,931 --> 00:18:45,930
You may not have won an award,
323
00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:50,882
but we can still have
a little dignity.
324
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:53,968
Thanks.
325
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:13,734
You cheeky little, get in here.
326
00:19:17,472 --> 00:19:21,382
Proud of you, the best big
little bro I've ever had.
327
00:19:21,383 --> 00:19:26,466
Sorry Clay, see you guys.
328
00:19:32,157 --> 00:19:34,588
I don't know, that's your
son, that's your son.
329
00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:37,717
I dunno, I dunno,
I dunno, I dunno.
330
00:19:38,153 --> 00:19:42,929
Oh God, his tree is very nice.
331
00:19:42,930 --> 00:19:45,102
All right. I'll give him that.
332
00:19:45,103 --> 00:19:47,450
I'll admit, it's nice, yeah.
333
00:19:48,015 --> 00:19:49,666
Mine is better though.
334
00:19:50,969 --> 00:19:53,836
- Why do you do that?
- What, I'm just saying,
335
00:19:53,837 --> 00:19:57,269
You're always butting
heads with Adam.
336
00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:58,442
No, I don't.
337
00:19:58,443 --> 00:20:00,483
You do all the time.
338
00:20:00,484 --> 00:20:03,783
And it's because
you're both the same.
339
00:20:03,784 --> 00:20:05,133
Yeah?
340
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,997
Am I the only normal
one in this family?
341
00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:11,170
Jesus Christ.
342
00:20:11,171 --> 00:20:14,083
So much better.
343
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:16,645
To Adam from Adam.
344
00:20:16,646 --> 00:20:18,861
Why the fuck have
you got a present
345
00:20:18,862 --> 00:20:21,554
addressed to yourself,
from yourself?
346
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:22,552
Do you know what that is?
347
00:20:22,553 --> 00:20:25,681
Do I have to guess or
are you telling us?
348
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,203
It's Melanie's record.
349
00:20:27,204 --> 00:20:28,896
I ordered one so I
have my own copy.
350
00:20:28,897 --> 00:20:32,721
Is she any good, I've
never heard her music.
351
00:20:32,722 --> 00:20:34,023
- Let's chuck it on.
- Yeah.
352
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,413
No! That's my Christmas present.
353
00:20:36,414 --> 00:20:39,235
And you know what
it is, so put it on.
354
00:20:39,236 --> 00:20:40,278
Okay, okay.
355
00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:45,408
Oh, but before I do,
can I make a toast?
356
00:20:45,409 --> 00:20:46,710
Mm-hmm.
357
00:20:46,711 --> 00:20:48,362
For what, bro?
358
00:20:48,752 --> 00:20:51,923
I just wanted to
take a quick moment
359
00:20:51,924 --> 00:20:54,834
to thank the both of you.
360
00:20:54,835 --> 00:20:59,831
You have both loved and
supported me my whole life
361
00:20:59,832 --> 00:21:05,088
and I feel like I'm
a better man now.
362
00:21:06,347 --> 00:21:11,128
You've both made me feel
proud to be who I am.
363
00:21:12,301 --> 00:21:14,516
I love you guys.
364
00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:17,816
Mmm.
365
00:21:17,817 --> 00:21:18,946
Perhaps you should
not be so proud
366
00:21:18,947 --> 00:21:21,815
of that gay arse
speech you just did.
367
00:21:23,206 --> 00:21:26,160
I love you too, Adam.
368
00:21:26,464 --> 00:21:29,330
Well, I am very
proud of you, Adam.
369
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,372
I'm very proud of both of you.
370
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,456
I, you know, I did my
best as a single mother
371
00:21:33,457 --> 00:21:38,151
and I always knew you
guys would turn out okay.
372
00:21:39,063 --> 00:21:40,105
Thanks Ma.
373
00:21:40,106 --> 00:21:43,278
I'm more than okay
personally, so.
374
00:21:44,016 --> 00:21:44,926
Oh yeah, you're fine.
375
00:21:44,927 --> 00:21:47,491
My parenting philosophy
with the both of you
376
00:21:47,492 --> 00:21:50,140
was you can lead
a horse to water,
377
00:21:50,141 --> 00:21:52,792
but you can't make him drink.
378
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,699
Let's drink to that.
379
00:22:02,223 --> 00:22:03,723
Cheers.
380
00:22:08,747 --> 00:22:10,747
Ahh.
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