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All right.
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♪ You're banging boys
on the street at night ♪
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♪ Can't stop with
this kryptonite ♪
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♪ Dirty girls won't listen
to the ticking clock ♪
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♪ Oh no ♪
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♪ Ooh they think they know you ♪
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♪ But I know better ♪
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♪ You're superhuman ♪
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♪ So super queer ♪
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♪ You make me feel
so superhuman ♪
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♪ When you're near ♪
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♪ Ooh you're superhuman ♪
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♪ Oh so super queer ♪
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♪ You make me feel so good
and make my body fly ♪
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♪ You're playing baby
where you coming from ♪
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♪ Rainbow flags
and glitter bombs ♪
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♪ Loaded guns and ready ♪
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♪ Point that big, big Glock oh no ♪
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♪ Ooh they think they know you ♪
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♪ But I know better ♪
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♪ You're superhuman ♪
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♪ Oh so super queer ♪
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♪ You make me feel
so superhuman ♪
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♪ When you're near ♪
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♪ Ooh you're superhuman ♪
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♪ Oh so super queer ♪
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♪ You make me feel so good
and make my body fly ♪
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Does this look okay?
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I didn't want to underdress
but not try too hard as well.
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Adam, she's not gonna
care what you wear.
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She just wants you
for your creativity.
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This has truly been the
highlight of my career.
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Can I just say thank
you one more time?
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Please, please don't.
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Your seven text messages this
morning, that was enough.
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Well, if you ever need
anyone to look after your cat
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while you're away or water
your plants, I'm your man.
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I will gladly accept that offer.
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I'm glad too.
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But I should really get going.
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Oh Adam, good luck
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And let me know how it goes.
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Thanks, Lex, will do.
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- Oh.
- Ooh.
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Sorry, bud.
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Yeah, 'cause there's not
enough path in this empty park.
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- I'm in my own world.
- Yeah.
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Sorry.
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Hey, I think I know
you from somewhere.
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Oh, that wasn't me.
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Well, it was but it was nothing.
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A one-time thing.
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I think you went
to school with my sister.
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Oh, okay.
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What's your sister's name?
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Doesn't matter anymore.
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Wait, wait, why not?
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Okay, that wasn't weird at all.
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Holy fuck.
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Fuck.
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And yesterday's post
got a million likes,
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and Chris Olsen
and Megan Trainor
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just did our viral dance trend
so it's looking really good.
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I'm feeling ready now.
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So if we could make this happen
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within like the next 20 minutes,
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I won't be late for my
afternoon after-brunch nap.
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You know how moody I
get if I miss that.
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I hear you, I see you.
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Just gimme a moment and
I'll try and call him again.
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No need.
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Adam.
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So glad you made it.
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I'm so sorry I'm late.
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Well, you've only got 20
minutes, so let's get snapping.
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Melanie, thank you so much
again for this opportunity.
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I've been a big fan
now for a long time.
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And I'm sure you know
what a fan I am of you.
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Lex did mention it.
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I'll be back with some really
strong coffee for everyone.
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How should we start this?
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Well, that's the thing, we
just have one big issue.
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And this is not a my dog
ate my homework excuse
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because, you know, this
is a dream come true.
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But on my way here,
I had my camera.
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And this guy, he bumps into me
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and then he starts asking
me about his sister,
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and then he runs off.
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Another dude shows up
and then he runs off.
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And then by the time I
look down at my camera,
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I notice that it's gone.
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What?
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Are you for real?
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Yes.
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And I know that this has
nothing to do with you,
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but my uncle gave me this camera
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before he passed away last year.
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He inspired me to
become a photographer.
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I'm so sorry to hear that.
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Yeah, so I literally cannot
shoot today without a camera.
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I'll understand if you need
to find another photographer.
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No, Adam, let's
just take a minute.
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But your assistant just
said that we have 20.
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Oh, my God.
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Don't worry about that.
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Are you all right?
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Have you reported it?
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Yes, and yeah,
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but they said that there's
nothing that they could do.
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Oh, I loved that camera.
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I feel like I let my uncle down.
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You stop that right now.
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There's one thing
I can say for sure,
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and what your uncle's left you
was more than just a camera.
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And that isn't lost.
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I know this 'cause my
grandma did the same for me.
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Yeah, but I'm not
sure how that helps,
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I still don't have a camera.
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The last I checked,
every phone has a camera.
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Yeah, but your
Melanie Fireright,
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I can't shoot you using a phone.
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I've seen some of your work
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and I couldn't tell
what you shot it on
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but I knew how it made me feel.
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My grandma passed away
a few years ago now,
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and when I was little,
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she lent me her old guitar
for me to practice on.
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I didn't know how
to use it at first
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and my fingers
weren't strong enough
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to hold the strings down.
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But she still enjoyed
listening to me play.
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And somehow I was able
to make beautiful music
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'cause I knew how
it made her feel
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and how it made me feel as well.
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I loved her so, so, so much.
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I still do.
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It's magic.
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Thank you.
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I'll see you soon.
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It's nap time.
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Thank you.
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Hey.
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Oh.
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I'm so proud of you.
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Thank you, babe.
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Wow, what a day.
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I'm sorry about your camera.
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Mm.
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But-
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But what?
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Well, I mean, you see, I-
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See what, Gabe?
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Choose your next
words very carefully.
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Well, I mean, okay.
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Okay, you see I actually
bought you a new camera
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like months ago
as a wedding gift
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and I just never had the
right time to give it to you.
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Wait, do you mean the camera
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that I've been eyeing
off for the past year?
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And when you say new, it's
not refurbished or secondhand?
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Adam.
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I mean, thank you so much
for this incredible gift.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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It's new, it's new, brand new.
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Did I tell you how
much I love you today?
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No, not today.
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Hmm.
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It's big.
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How big?
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I can show you.
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Well, when you're ready.
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- Let's go.
- Ah.
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I'm just saying like,
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I'm not entirely sure
it's 100% your scene.
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It's a sex-positive comedy.
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But I don't, I don't
understand why
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you think I wouldn't want
to see something like that.
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It's men on men
sex-positive sex.
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- Adam-
- No women.
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Adam, let me make this clear.
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The only thing I do,
the only thing I do
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is make sure this little
soul is cared for 22/7.
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You mean 24/7?
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No, I don't.
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I left two hours for sleeping.
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I have not left
the house in weeks.
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I really need this.
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We literally just
left your house
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to take Kimberly for a stroll.
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Yeah, the difference
is I'm going home
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after I'm done with this walk.
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I need a night out that
can lead to another place
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that leads to somewhere
else that leads to a bar
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that leads to somewhere else
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that leads to more drinks
at yours and so on.
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Okay?
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I need a night out
that doesn't end.
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Do you hear me, Adam?
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Oh, I'm hearing some
form of desperation, yes.
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In short, this film could
be men fucking for two hours
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and cum flying
towards the camera,
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and that still wouldn't stop
me from going to this premier.
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Okay, I'll ask Spike
for a spare ticket.
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Thank you.
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- Okay?
- Thank you.
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We should probably get going,
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I think Mum will
be ready for us.
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All right.
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Yes, baby.
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We're gonna see Mum.
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♪ Bet your mother wished
she never had you no ♪
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♪ Bet she'd wish you
were never born ♪
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♪ I wish you were never born ♪
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She asleep?
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Yeah, and I'm not waking her.
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- Okay.
- So what's happening?
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I have a big surprise.
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- We know.
- We know.
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Who told you?
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You texted us this
morning saying,
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"I have a big surprise."
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And you added the
Dancing Man emoji.
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Look, I have a new
man in my life.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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That's not surprising at all.
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No, no.
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Really, we're kind of
used to this by now.
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Yeah.
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I really want you to meet him.
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When?
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Right now, just gimme a sec.
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Bro, I have not slept
enough for this.
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Just be nice.
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Meet Bob.
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Oh.
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That's a dog.
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Yes, he's my number one man.
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He's really friendly,
you'll love him.
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But I'm allergic to dogs.
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And that isn't an
issue for me anymore.
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He's pretty lit.
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He really is.
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He's changed my life, he has.
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Do you wanna hold him?
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Mm-mm, mm-mm...
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- No, not around the baby.
- Really?
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Not around the baby.
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Bless you.
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Bless you, Adam.
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- Bless you.
- Say bless you, Adam.
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Oh, it's coming on.
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Oh, we've gotta go over here.
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Ey.
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Aw.
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Hello.
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Nice to meet you, I'm Clay.
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Today, actually.
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Like today, no, look as
queer as that film was,
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it actually made sense to me.
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What doesn't make sense
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is why it took Kate Winslet
so long to win an Oscar.
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You know?
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Personally, I feel
like she deserves one
264
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for having to act like she
was attracted to Jack Black
265
00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:22,833
in The Holiday.
266
00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:23,458
Ouchie.
267
00:14:23,459 --> 00:14:24,124
Call me crazy,
268
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,208
- call me crazy.
- Bitchy queen much.
269
00:14:26,209 --> 00:14:26,917
Wow.
270
00:14:26,918 --> 00:14:29,791
I think I've had a
bit too much to drink,
271
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:31,124
I'm gonna go wee.
272
00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,208
Go, go.
273
00:14:32,209 --> 00:14:32,875
Ooh, ooh.
274
00:14:32,876 --> 00:14:34,291
After party, after party,
after party, tell me.
275
00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:35,333
I will find out for you.
276
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,625
Find out, find out, find
out, find out, find out.
277
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,709
Yes, yes.
278
00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:40,542
Spike.
279
00:14:41,459 --> 00:14:44,374
Spike, what can I say?
280
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:47,124
I think that was
it, it was perfect.
281
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,166
You're just saying that.
282
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:48,875
No, I'm not.
283
00:14:48,876 --> 00:14:51,291
You managed to capture
the queer experience
284
00:14:51,292 --> 00:14:53,499
in a way that I've
never seen before,
285
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:56,166
and the characters were
so grounded in reality.
286
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:59,958
Like at some points I
even thought it was real.
287
00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:02,333
But seriously, like I
can't thank you enough
288
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,833
for making something
so beautiful.
289
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:07,666
Geez, Adam, you're
gonna make me cry.
290
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:12,082
Oh no, no time for tears,
go and enjoy your night.
291
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:12,875
Thanks Adam.
292
00:15:12,876 --> 00:15:14,584
No worries.
293
00:15:14,876 --> 00:15:16,500
- Bye.
- Bye.
294
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:20,791
Oh, my God.
295
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:21,541
- Hello.
- Hello.
296
00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:24,666
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
297
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:28,499
I'm just glad it's
over, you know?
298
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,625
But hey, that film
really was something.
299
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:35,499
Look, as much of a
whirlwind as it was
300
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:40,041
getting this thing made,
I am gonna miss it.
301
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:40,917
Mm.
302
00:15:40,918 --> 00:15:42,374
So what's next?
303
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,708
Well, there's this thing
304
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,875
everyone keeps talking
about called sleep,
305
00:15:45,876 --> 00:15:48,208
and I think I'm
gonna give that a go.
306
00:15:48,209 --> 00:15:50,166
- Sounds like a plan.
- Yeah.
307
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:50,708
Mm.
308
00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:51,958
Sounds like a really good plan.
309
00:15:51,959 --> 00:15:53,625
I'm going to just do the rounds.
310
00:15:53,626 --> 00:15:54,583
Of course.
311
00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:57,709
- I will see you around.
- See you around.
312
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,917
Melanie?
313
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,124
Is that you?
314
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,459
Oh
315
00:16:05,876 --> 00:16:07,082
You can recognize me?
316
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:11,249
Yeah, the more you're trying
to look inconspicuous,
317
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,708
the more attention
you're getting.
318
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:15,416
Just be cool.
319
00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:17,249
I'm here on a date.
320
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,541
With who?
321
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,124
The actor, Blaze.
322
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:22,917
I just watched him
in Spike's new film.
323
00:16:22,918 --> 00:16:24,666
He's really good.
324
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:25,958
Very hot too.
325
00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:27,875
Adam, we're getting drinks.
326
00:16:27,876 --> 00:16:28,708
Do you want to come?
327
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,791
Oh, yeah, that'd be great.
328
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:31,458
Before we do,
329
00:16:31,459 --> 00:16:35,249
Anthony, I want you to meet
my new friend, Melanie.
330
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,374
No introduction necessary.
331
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:39,082
I have been following
you for a long time.
332
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:41,499
So pleased to meet you, Anthony.
333
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,374
Likewise.
334
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,625
She was just telling me
how she's now going out
335
00:16:44,626 --> 00:16:46,750
with Blaze from the film.
336
00:16:46,751 --> 00:16:47,666
Oh.
337
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:50,041
He's something else, isn't he?
338
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:53,000
Oh, yes, he's something else.
339
00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:57,709
I envy you and pity
you at the same time.
340
00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,583
Here he comes.
341
00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:00,791
Sugar Bum.
342
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:04,459
Have I told you how
beautiful you look today?
343
00:17:04,751 --> 00:17:07,583
Tell me again how
much you loved it.
344
00:17:07,584 --> 00:17:08,876
We loved it.
345
00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:11,917
Sugar Bum,
346
00:17:11,918 --> 00:17:15,249
who is this boy and why is
he speaking on your behalf?
347
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:18,292
Blaze, honey, this is Adam.
348
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,458
He shot my album cover.
349
00:17:20,459 --> 00:17:23,208
I love that cover.
350
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,375
Whoa.
351
00:17:26,918 --> 00:17:28,249
Whoa.
352
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,918
I love you, Adam.
353
00:17:30,292 --> 00:17:31,751
I really love you.
354
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:33,958
Thank you.
355
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:34,833
Oh.
356
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:41,082
You made my Sugar Bum
look so beautiful.
357
00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:45,791
Oh, and you made my
sugar bums so sore.
358
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:52,541
But you did really
love it, right?
359
00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:53,918
I did.
360
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:58,958
Should we go get drinks?
361
00:17:58,959 --> 00:17:59,750
Yes.
362
00:17:59,751 --> 00:18:02,499
- Yes, please.
- Yes, yes.
363
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,917
You guys go, I'll catch up.
364
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,500
You be free.
365
00:18:09,417 --> 00:18:10,292
Oh.
366
00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:34,125
Adam, are you sick?
367
00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:37,458
You got my texts then?
368
00:18:37,459 --> 00:18:38,625
I got like your seven emojis
369
00:18:38,626 --> 00:18:41,499
with a thermometer sticking
outta the mouth, yeah.
370
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,917
I was picked up
371
00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:47,291
and tossed around like
a cabbage patch doll.
372
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,124
It was as if the
universe had decided
373
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:55,918
to give me a split moment of
childhood innocence and wonder,
374
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:02,334
but through the eyes of
a cabbage patch doll.
375
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,082
I used to own one of those.
376
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:07,459
I never told anyone that before.
377
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,876
Okay.
378
00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:13,541
Her name was Fruitloop.
379
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,833
Sadly, Fruitloop was
brutally murdered
380
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,333
by the next door neighbor's dog
381
00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:19,792
only a month after I got her.
382
00:19:20,918 --> 00:19:22,416
It was a sad day.
383
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:26,167
I still have her socks
around here somewhere.
384
00:19:26,918 --> 00:19:30,833
Okay, so it's your back
that's in pain then?
385
00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:39,876
It's that, and what's the
name for all the bones?
386
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:41,999
The skeleton?
387
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,374
That's the one.
388
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,750
I feel broken.
389
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,082
Can I get you anything?
390
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:48,666
My phone.
391
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:52,708
I dropped it somewhere and
there's been a few
notifications.
392
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:54,083
Yeah.
393
00:19:55,751 --> 00:19:57,876
Yep, here it is.
394
00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:00,666
What do they say?
395
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:04,584
Okay, you got an email
from the local council.
396
00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:10,876
Open it for me.
397
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:13,166
Babe.
398
00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:13,958
Yes, babe?
399
00:20:13,959 --> 00:20:17,209
It says you've been
nominated for an award.
400
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,416
I have?
401
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,792
Yes.
402
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:22,541
Oh.
403
00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:25,333
Like dot-gov and everything.
404
00:20:25,334 --> 00:20:26,583
Oh, my God.
405
00:20:26,584 --> 00:20:28,459
Congratulations.
406
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,875
That's huge.
407
00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:34,875
- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, my gosh.
408
00:20:34,876 --> 00:20:35,958
Wow, it's real.
409
00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:37,041
- It's real.
- It's real.
410
00:20:37,042 --> 00:20:39,249
- It's real.
- Congratulations.
411
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:41,124
That's exciting.
412
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,208
Oh.
413
00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:43,541
How's your back?
414
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,374
So much worse.
415
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,124
I'm gonna go back down.
416
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,082
- Okay, yep.
- I'm gonna go back down.
417
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:49,917
You go down.
418
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,124
Do you wanna rub it?
419
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,249
- This is really good.
- Yeah?
420
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,333
- Yes, please.
- Okay.
421
00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:58,458
I don't know, like, if I'm
really good at rubbing.
422
00:20:58,459 --> 00:20:59,917
Oh, yes.
423
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:15,667
Hey, babe.
424
00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:17,249
Happy late wedding present.
425
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,208
I'm so sorry this is
coming a little bit late.
426
00:21:19,209 --> 00:21:21,958
I was just waiting to get
paid from my job here,
427
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:22,875
yada, yada, yada.
428
00:21:22,876 --> 00:21:27,833
But I did get paid and I'm
so, so, so excited to tell you
429
00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:31,291
that we are, next month,
430
00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:33,750
going to see Hugh
Jackman's new show,
431
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:37,124
and I got us VIP
tickets to go backstage
432
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:38,082
to meet him in-person.
433
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:41,458
So yes, you can finally
meet the man of your dreams
434
00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:42,999
and give him a big hug and yeah.
435
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,958
Anyway, I love you so much.
436
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:50,375
I can't wait to keep going
on this adventure with you.
437
00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,209
Mwah, see you soon.
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