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♪ You're banging boys
on the street at night ♪
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♪ Can't stop, but
it's kryptonite ♪
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♪ Dirty girls won't listen
to their ticking clock ♪
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♪ Oh no ♪
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♪ I'm thinking of you ♪
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♪ But I'm no good,
you're superhuman ♪
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♪ So super clear, you make
me feel so superhuman ♪
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♪ When we meet,
you're superhuman ♪
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♪ So super clear ♪
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♪ You make me feel so good
and make my body tight ♪
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Fuck!
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According to my
calculations, if we hurry,
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we can still get
you there in time.
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My dad's car needs to
come back in one piece.
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I can't hurry, he will kill me.
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We don't need to speed.
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I've let them know
I might be late.
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Well, the good thing is they
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can't really start
without you so.
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That's true, but
if I fuck this up,
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well, I'm fucked,
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and not in a good way.
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I'm here, I'm here!
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I'm sorry, let's do this.
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Where's Cole?
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He canceled like
two minutes ago.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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I wish I were.
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See, see?
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I knew he was dodgy.
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I asked for his contract
like seven times,
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and he kept making excuses.
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This is not happening.
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I can't fucking
believe this shit.
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My big break is a big joke!
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I need to go find a quiet
space so I can cry now.
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Can everyone please
excuse me for a minute?
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Adam, sorry to
interrupt your meltdown,
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but maybe we can help?
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Huh?
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You did say you
wanted to shoot me.
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I did?
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I did.
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Yeah, what do you want us to do?
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Yeah.
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What size are you both?
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What to do with you,
what to do with you...
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Okay, no,
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I like that stance,
stay there and,
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ooh, the innocent.
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I like that, okay.
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Alright, can I get you
two a bit closer together?
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How close?
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As close as you can.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's better.
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Hold that.
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Yeah, great!
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Little more on this side, Colin.
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A little more...
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Rigor.
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Something strong, you know?
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You're a rock!
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Oh, there's the rock.
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Perfect, okay.
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Yeah, that's better.
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Hold that.
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I have an idea, but
it might not be good.
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Let's hear it.
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I was thinking we
could make this
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a little sexier with a kiss?
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Oh, okay!
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Yeah, that could work.
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How do you feel
about that, Colin?
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Yeah, it's fine by me.
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Yeah.
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Great.
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Well, why don't you just,
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you know, whenever you're
ready and I'll shoot away.
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Yeah, terrific!
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Oh, what is this?
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Hold that, don't
you dare change.
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Okay.
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No, don't move!
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Yes!
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I think we got it.
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And then his pants
ripped, and I'm
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pretty sure one of
his balls came out.
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Oh!
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I knew we would
pull it off, guys.
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Congrats.
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Well, if you knew it,
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why didn't you get
champers ready?
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We don't have an allocated
champagne budget, Adam.
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Right.
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Make it happen.
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Well, thank sweet baby Betty
Ford that we made it work.
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Cheers to that.
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Cheers.
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They look so sweet together.
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They really do.
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I had no idea we
went out to do this-
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You did that.
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That was my intention.
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Was it?
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Devilish.
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But you did a good job,
they're a good match.
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Yeah, 'cause I'm thinking
you're gonna make it big.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, I think you can
really make it big.
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Yeah.
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That was cool, that was fun.
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I liked it.
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Yeah, well,
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I mean, you're naturals.
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But seriously, I can't
thank you enough.
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You both saved me today
and I'm forever grateful.
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Honestly, this is one experience
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we should be thanking you for.
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Why is that?
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You know, modeling's been
on my bucket list for years.
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You know, I haven't
seen this much chemistry
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since Gabe and I did
a shoot together.
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You sure it's not just
your special lenses?
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Trust me, it's not that.
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Can you get us a copy of
them when they're done?
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For sure, I'll
send 'em over soon.
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We should go.
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Well, get home safe.
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You too.
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Give you a hug.
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Oh, there's the three.
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Thank you so much.
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See you soon, bye.
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Bye!
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How would you feel about
a possible movie night?
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Like in the old days?
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What, like in our PJ's?
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Yeah, would you be up for it?
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As long as we get to watch
a horror movie, I'm in.
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Like what?
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I was thinking like
early Kevin Williamson,
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you know, like "Faculty,"
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"Scream," "I Know What You Did,"
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"Mrs. Tingle," "Cursed."
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What's "Cursed" again?
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It's that Christina
Ricci werewolf movie.
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It's probably the worst film
ever made, you'll love it.
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Alright, sounds good.
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You know, I've been thinking
a lot about the baby.
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It's not here yet.
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Yeah, I know.
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But it's got me
thinking about myself
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and some of the
things that I've done.
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Go on.
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Look, now that I'm
gonna be a granddad,
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you know, it's making me
reflect on being your dad.
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And look, I know I screwed up,
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but I want to be so
much better this time.
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That means I don't wanna
miss out on anything,
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no birthdays, school play,
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footy.
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Yeah.
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I wanna be the best
granddad in the world.
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Okay.
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Don't over commit just yet.
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Let's just have the baby first.
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Yeah, I know.
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But I'm a serious, Cly.
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Alright, thanks Dad.
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Yeah.
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I appreciate it.
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Alright, let's go eat.
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I'm starving.
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Absolutely, me too.
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Can you do the thingy?
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I'll show you this later.
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Easy.
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Let's go.
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Hey, am I alright to come in?
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Yeah, yeah.
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No, I'm decent.
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I got some PJ's
for the sleepover.
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Do you like them?
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Reminds me of year seven.
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Today was,
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well, it was an experience
to say the least.
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Do you regret it?
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No.
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No, I just hope I looked good.
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Well, one thing I know for sure,
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it will definitely show
off your behind, so...
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Are you talking about my bum?
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Yeah, your not flat bum.
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Flat bum?
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You don't remember?
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No, remind me.
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Okay, well,
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it was like a year ago,
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and you touched my bum
to evaluate it for me.
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I did?
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I can't believe I did that.
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I can't believe you
don't remember it.
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How did I do it?
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Oh, well.
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Well, you kind of came
up to me like this,
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and then you squeezed
my arse like this.
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Colin, this doesn't
ring any bells.
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You're fucking with me.
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Oh, you mean like this?
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Yes.
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Did you like it?
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Yes.
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Do you like it now?
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Of course I do.
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Good.
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Oh, who's that hottie?
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He's that famous actor, Blaze.
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He was in that slutty
film we saw at MQFF.
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"He's Inside Me"?
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Yes, that one.
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I loved that film.
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It looks like he's let himself
go a little bit since then.
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Hmm.
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That said, he can put
himself inside me any day.
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Oh, please don't!
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Wait, are you casting
him in your next film?
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I mean, I want to,
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but I don't think
I can afford him.
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Mm.
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Let me see if I can
pull some strings.
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I still know some
people in the biz.
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Well, if you could,
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that would be amazing.
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But no stress either way.
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Yeah, I'll let you know.
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God, he's hot when he's angry.
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I know.
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Well, that just happened.
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It did.
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What now?
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We might want to
thank your cousin.
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Why would we do that?
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Because I'm not sure I would've
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found a better way
to make a move.
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You're saying the
kiss was premeditated?
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You can use a more
romantic word, but yes.
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Were you okay with it?
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To be honest,
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I wanted to kiss you
for so long that I think
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I kind of just blacked
out the whole thing.
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Then you know it's
a good thing we have
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photographic evidence
to remember it by.
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The Canadian team
loved the photos
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and they're hoping to use
them worldwide as well,
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if you're okay with that.
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I would love that.
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Yes, a thousand times yes.
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Fantastic!
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I'll let the team know.
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It's truly been a
great experience.
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Now that I know
you're a two for one,
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it's been all the more worth it.
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A two for whaty?
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Modeling as well,
you're a natural.
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You're quite cheeky, literally.
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Do you mind if I take a look
at the ones they picked?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Go.
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Mm.
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Looks great.
272
00:13:50,735 --> 00:13:52,602
It looks so good!
273
00:13:53,644 --> 00:13:54,687
Yep.
274
00:13:54,688 --> 00:13:57,730
Posters, billboards,
275
00:13:57,731 --> 00:13:58,772
sides of trams.
276
00:13:58,773 --> 00:13:59,727
Like, you've got your face.
277
00:13:59,728 --> 00:14:03,116
You're gonna be the
huge face of trams.
278
00:14:04,507 --> 00:14:06,331
Pump cheeked up.
279
00:14:06,332 --> 00:14:07,808
Uh...
280
00:14:07,809 --> 00:14:10,242
It's almost like
my worst nightmare.
281
00:14:10,243 --> 00:14:11,370
My best dream!
282
00:14:11,371 --> 00:14:13,067
Best dream, love it.
283
00:14:15,195 --> 00:14:16,194
Pump, baby.
284
00:14:16,195 --> 00:14:17,626
Just think of it now.
285
00:14:17,627 --> 00:14:21,494
Pump, your cheeks
are the vision,
286
00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:23,188
the face.
287
00:14:23,189 --> 00:14:23,882
Yep.
288
00:14:23,883 --> 00:14:26,317
You name it, you'll see
your cheeks everywhere.
289
00:14:28,054 --> 00:14:29,271
Yeah, you're cheeked up.
290
00:14:29,272 --> 00:14:31,182
You're cheeked up well.
291
00:14:33,009 --> 00:14:34,310
Oh...
292
00:14:35,353 --> 00:14:37,222
I'm so happy.
293
00:14:37,438 --> 00:14:39,002
You look happy.
294
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,394
Yeah.
295
00:14:44,737 --> 00:14:46,909
Have you got of those kompuchas?
296
00:14:46,910 --> 00:14:48,691
You know, the karfuchas.
297
00:14:48,692 --> 00:14:49,386
I haven't got,
298
00:14:49,387 --> 00:14:50,992
water, there you go.
299
00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:51,776
Is that okay?
300
00:14:51,777 --> 00:14:54,121
That's fine, man.
301
00:14:54,122 --> 00:14:55,079
I'm so happy.
302
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,860
You're
happy, you're okay?
303
00:14:56,861 --> 00:14:57,989
Yep.
304
00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,945
You're gonna be a star.
305
00:15:02,204 --> 00:15:04,548
Really chugging on that thing.
306
00:15:09,763 --> 00:15:10,804
What can I say, man,
307
00:15:10,805 --> 00:15:11,846
this is just the
best day of my life.
308
00:15:11,847 --> 00:15:15,934
I'm so stoked for you,
you must be over the moon.
309
00:15:18,104 --> 00:15:20,104
Mom's gonna be so proud.
310
00:15:20,105 --> 00:15:22,015
I bet she is.
311
00:15:22,016 --> 00:15:23,752
Her son getting cheeked up.
312
00:15:27,229 --> 00:15:30,443
Oh, is it hot in here
or is it just me?
313
00:15:30,444 --> 00:15:31,658
It's a lot of emotions.
314
00:15:31,659 --> 00:15:33,831
It's quite overwhelming, I know.
315
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:34,787
I can turn the air con on?
316
00:15:34,788 --> 00:15:35,829
Let's go for a walk.
317
00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:37,221
Yeah?
318
00:15:37,222 --> 00:15:38,612
Okay.
319
00:15:49,472 --> 00:15:53,471
Adam, is everything groovy?
320
00:15:54,122 --> 00:15:54,597
Groovy?
321
00:15:54,598 --> 00:15:56,683
"Is everything groovy?" he says.
322
00:15:58,769 --> 00:15:59,856
No, they're not.
323
00:15:59,857 --> 00:16:02,939
Why the hell is my ass
part of this campaign,
324
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,852
and why didn't you say anything?
325
00:16:04,853 --> 00:16:08,068
To avoid a
conversation like this?
326
00:16:08,069 --> 00:16:10,238
Anthony, I'm gonna find you
327
00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:12,890
and cause pain like
you can't even imagine.
328
00:16:12,891 --> 00:16:16,366
I feel like I can already
feel it through the phone.
329
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:20,103
You're not holding a
voodoo doll of me, are you?
330
00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:23,273
Can you please just explain?
331
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:26,619
Well, I might have
mislabeled the files
332
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:31,093
and sent yours along as
well by accident, but,
333
00:16:31,094 --> 00:16:33,874
but they loved them.
334
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:36,048
That's crazy.
335
00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:37,698
They really loved them.
336
00:16:37,699 --> 00:16:40,696
I mean, they said
it was current,
337
00:16:40,697 --> 00:16:42,562
raw, real,
338
00:16:42,563 --> 00:16:43,172
sexy even.
339
00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:45,388
And you know, they're
paying us a lot of money,
340
00:16:45,389 --> 00:16:49,385
so I figured give the
people what they want.
341
00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:52,991
So does this mean
I'm a model now?
342
00:16:53,948 --> 00:16:54,728
Yeah, sure.
343
00:16:54,729 --> 00:16:55,380
Yeah, I mean,
344
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:59,245
if it helps you to
hurt me less, yes!
345
00:16:59,246 --> 00:17:00,464
Mhm.
346
00:17:00,899 --> 00:17:03,765
Okay, I still need time
to process all this,
347
00:17:03,766 --> 00:17:06,199
but I guess it's not all bad.
348
00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:09,672
Did they really go off?
349
00:17:09,673 --> 00:17:10,848
Big time.
350
00:17:11,543 --> 00:17:13,803
I guess it's not all bad.
351
00:17:15,975 --> 00:17:16,669
Alright!
352
00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:19,188
Get some beauty rest, model.
353
00:17:19,189 --> 00:17:22,447
Okay.
354
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,227
Okay.
355
00:17:35,178 --> 00:17:37,826
Wow, look at this place.
356
00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:38,610
It's so empty.
357
00:17:38,611 --> 00:17:43,127
Yeah, it's kind
of spooky in here.
358
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,474
How sure are we that Theo isn't
359
00:17:44,475 --> 00:17:45,430
gonna jump out and scare us?
360
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:51,296
Yeah, that does sound
like something he would do.
361
00:17:51,297 --> 00:17:51,991
Yeah.
362
00:17:51,992 --> 00:17:54,945
Ooh, that must be the box.
363
00:17:54,946 --> 00:17:56,378
I wonder what's inside.
364
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:59,291
Sex toys he got for 25% off?
365
00:18:00,682 --> 00:18:01,940
There's a note.
366
00:18:02,505 --> 00:18:03,893
What does it say?
367
00:18:03,894 --> 00:18:07,021
Says, "Call the landlord."
368
00:18:07,022 --> 00:18:08,326
What?
369
00:18:08,327 --> 00:18:10,150
Call Wayne?
370
00:18:10,151 --> 00:18:10,672
But why?
371
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:13,020
Well, Theo can be so annoying.
372
00:18:13,714 --> 00:18:15,408
Do you have his number
373
00:18:15,409 --> 00:18:18,711
Only on Chatty.
374
00:18:24,055 --> 00:18:25,574
Okay.
375
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:29,354
Hello?
376
00:18:29,355 --> 00:18:30,876
Hi Wayne.
377
00:18:31,092 --> 00:18:32,613
Sorry to bother you.
378
00:18:32,614 --> 00:18:34,351
It's Gabe from the rental?
379
00:18:34,352 --> 00:18:35,393
Gabe, my friend.
380
00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:36,217
It's been a while.
381
00:18:36,218 --> 00:18:39,130
Are you calling to stay
longer at the house?
382
00:18:39,131 --> 00:18:40,042
No, no,
383
00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:40,563
no, no.
384
00:18:40,564 --> 00:18:42,041
Nothing like that.
385
00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:45,473
No, I was just picking
up a box for Theo,
386
00:18:45,474 --> 00:18:47,906
and there's a note here
that says to call you.
387
00:18:47,907 --> 00:18:49,079
Oh, yes.
388
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,947
Theo did mention this.
389
00:18:50,948 --> 00:18:52,859
Did you look inside?
390
00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:54,988
No, we didn't.
391
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,072
We?
392
00:18:57,073 --> 00:19:00,940
I am here with Adam, my husband.
393
00:19:00,941 --> 00:19:01,852
Hi.
394
00:19:01,853 --> 00:19:02,590
Husband?
395
00:19:02,591 --> 00:19:04,329
Oh, congrats!
396
00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:05,632
About the box.
397
00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:06,848
So Wayne, what do you actually
398
00:19:06,849 --> 00:19:08,673
want me to do with this box?
399
00:19:08,674 --> 00:19:12,584
Are you sure
you didn't look inside?
400
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,798
I'm sure, I'm sure.
401
00:19:16,884 --> 00:19:17,926
Gimme a sec.
402
00:19:17,927 --> 00:19:18,492
What?
403
00:19:18,493 --> 00:19:20,011
I think we should open it.
404
00:19:20,012 --> 00:19:22,793
Do you really think
that's a good idea?
405
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,141
Yes!
406
00:19:25,141 --> 00:19:25,574
Come on.
407
00:19:25,575 --> 00:19:29,395
So Wayne, what is
actually in this box?
408
00:19:29,396 --> 00:19:33,611
Why don't you
just open it up and see.
409
00:19:33,612 --> 00:19:35,654
Okay?
410
00:19:38,696 --> 00:19:39,650
Tug.
411
00:19:39,651 --> 00:19:40,607
Yeah, yeah.
412
00:19:40,608 --> 00:19:41,736
Okay.
413
00:19:41,737 --> 00:19:42,562
What is it, what is it,
414
00:19:42,563 --> 00:19:44,516
what is it, what is it?
415
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,079
What the...
416
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:46,558
Wait.
417
00:19:46,559 --> 00:19:50,250
That's my key, the spare
one I use for this house.
418
00:19:50,251 --> 00:19:51,292
What's it doing in this box?
419
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:53,378
Hey Wayne, what's
all this about?
420
00:19:53,379 --> 00:19:55,117
Well, you see,
421
00:19:55,118 --> 00:19:57,548
actually, I can't
do this anymore.
422
00:19:57,549 --> 00:19:59,071
Guys, it's me!
423
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:00,548
Theo?
424
00:20:00,549 --> 00:20:01,417
Yes.
425
00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:04,154
I've been Wayne this whole time.
426
00:20:04,155 --> 00:20:06,413
This whole time?
427
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:06,933
Yes.
428
00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:11,323
And I've also discovered how
good I am with impressions.
429
00:20:11,324 --> 00:20:15,275
Theo, can you
please tell us why?
430
00:20:15,276 --> 00:20:17,535
I'm very concerned
for your wellbeing.
431
00:20:17,536 --> 00:20:21,272
Oh, absolutely nothing
to be worried about,
432
00:20:21,273 --> 00:20:22,271
young Adam.
433
00:20:22,272 --> 00:20:25,702
The why is quite simple,
434
00:20:25,703 --> 00:20:28,831
but I made it a
little complicated.
435
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:31,395
Please indulge us.
436
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:35,002
Well, about four
and a bit years ago,
437
00:20:35,003 --> 00:20:38,215
I finally figured out the
password to my Bitcoin account,
438
00:20:38,216 --> 00:20:41,692
and as it just so happens, I
made a little bit of money.
439
00:20:41,693 --> 00:20:46,035
So I decided to start
investing in different things,
440
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,641
more so real estate, and
that's when I came up
441
00:20:48,642 --> 00:20:51,988
with the idea to buy the
house that I was renting.
442
00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:57,114
Wait, so we've been paying
you rent this whole time?
443
00:20:57,115 --> 00:20:57,810
Yep.
444
00:20:57,811 --> 00:21:00,242
And have you noticed
it hasn't gone up?
445
00:21:00,243 --> 00:21:02,196
Not even once.
446
00:21:02,197 --> 00:21:03,239
I knew that was weird!
447
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,630
Didn't I flag that a few times?
448
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:06,367
Yeah.
449
00:21:06,368 --> 00:21:07,368
Yeah, you flagged it.
450
00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:08,845
Yeah, I sure did.
451
00:21:08,846 --> 00:21:12,495
Okay, so you're rich
and we didn't know.
452
00:21:12,496 --> 00:21:14,320
That is, that's great-
453
00:21:14,321 --> 00:21:15,752
That's surprising.
454
00:21:15,753 --> 00:21:18,099
What's with all the
theatrics with the key?
455
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,923
Well, remember how I said
I was going to get you
456
00:21:20,924 --> 00:21:25,137
a gift before I got
back from overseas?
457
00:21:25,573 --> 00:21:27,222
Well, this is it.
458
00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:29,613
I'm giving you the house.
459
00:21:37,649 --> 00:21:39,433
No, no.
460
00:21:40,475 --> 00:21:41,126
Tell me.
461
00:21:41,127 --> 00:21:42,907
This is a joke, right?
462
00:21:42,908 --> 00:21:44,948
Tell me you're joking.
463
00:21:45,124 --> 00:21:48,076
I'm full serious.
464
00:21:48,077 --> 00:21:48,598
No, no,
465
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:52,119
we can't accept this,
this is way too generous.
466
00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:54,333
Well, I think you can.
467
00:21:54,638 --> 00:21:57,288
I know you've been
struggling to find a place,
468
00:21:57,289 --> 00:22:01,503
and I just figured that
this is somewhere you guys
469
00:22:01,504 --> 00:22:04,759
can create some beautiful
memories together.
470
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,499
Seriously, I can't
thank you enough
471
00:22:08,931 --> 00:22:11,755
for accepting me for who I am,
472
00:22:11,756 --> 00:22:14,143
and always being there for me.
473
00:22:14,144 --> 00:22:17,534
That's a good friend, and
an even better cousin.
474
00:22:17,708 --> 00:22:20,749
Um, I can't believe this.
475
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:24,571
Theo, are you sure sure?
476
00:22:25,355 --> 00:22:27,222
I'm 100% sure.
477
00:22:27,223 --> 00:22:29,396
Please accept it.
478
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,955
This is so kind, Theo.
479
00:22:33,956 --> 00:22:36,520
How can we ever repay you?
480
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:41,254
Well, there was one small
favor I wanted to ask,
481
00:22:41,255 --> 00:22:42,732
if that's alright?
482
00:22:42,733 --> 00:22:44,948
Sure, what is it?
483
00:22:44,949 --> 00:22:47,251
When I get back from
overseas in a few months,
484
00:22:47,252 --> 00:22:51,857
I'm gonna need a couch to
crash on for a few weeks.
485
00:22:52,336 --> 00:22:54,420
Is that okay?
486
00:22:54,421 --> 00:23:00,022
Let's talk about that
closer to the date.
487
00:23:00,023 --> 00:23:00,632
Yeah.
488
00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:03,151
Thanks guys, I love
you so much it hurts.
489
00:23:03,152 --> 00:23:07,194
Well, we're hurting
with love too.
490
00:23:07,889 --> 00:23:11,624
Alright, I have to
catch a bus into town.
491
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,493
I have a hot date.
492
00:23:13,494 --> 00:23:15,012
Good luck with that!
493
00:23:15,013 --> 00:23:17,748
And we cannot thank
you enough, Theo,
494
00:23:17,749 --> 00:23:20,574
for this most wonderful gift.
495
00:23:20,575 --> 00:23:22,094
No worries.
496
00:23:22,095 --> 00:23:22,962
I second that.
497
00:23:22,963 --> 00:23:26,483
Thank you, thank you from
the bottom of my heart.
498
00:23:27,049 --> 00:23:28,178
Later!
499
00:23:32,347 --> 00:23:35,606
Oh my God!
500
00:23:35,607 --> 00:23:38,387
This is our house.
501
00:23:41,732 --> 00:23:43,167
Oh my God.
502
00:23:44,860 --> 00:23:46,903
This is our house.
503
00:23:46,904 --> 00:23:48,163
Oh my gosh.
504
00:23:51,116 --> 00:23:53,201
I love you so much.
505
00:23:53,202 --> 00:23:54,071
Oh my gosh.
506
00:23:54,072 --> 00:23:56,287
I love you, Gabe.
507
00:23:56,288 --> 00:23:58,414
This is our house!
508
00:23:58,415 --> 00:24:00,501
Best box ever!
509
00:24:27,309 --> 00:24:30,738
It's like I'm still in shock.
510
00:24:30,739 --> 00:24:34,564
It's like we're dreaming
and none of this is real.
511
00:24:34,910 --> 00:24:37,866
I think this is
actually happening,
512
00:24:38,038 --> 00:24:40,168
as crazy as that might be.
513
00:24:41,124 --> 00:24:44,294
We have a house.
514
00:24:45,425 --> 00:24:47,422
We have a house.
515
00:24:49,508 --> 00:24:50,812
What now?
516
00:24:51,593 --> 00:24:54,983
Can we just chill
for a little longer?
517
00:24:55,764 --> 00:24:56,460
No, no.
518
00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:58,891
I mean like, what are we
gonna do with this place?
519
00:24:58,892 --> 00:25:05,367
Well, we just fill it up
slowly and make it a home.
520
00:25:06,931 --> 00:25:09,190
Yeah, that is gonna
take some time.
521
00:25:09,191 --> 00:25:12,447
Yeah, that's why I
use the word slowly,
522
00:25:12,839 --> 00:25:14,577
and besides, what's the rush?
523
00:25:14,578 --> 00:25:18,704
We have the rest of our
lives to make it beautiful.
524
00:25:21,399 --> 00:25:22,919
I love you, Adam.
525
00:25:27,045 --> 00:25:29,046
And I love you, Gabe.
526
00:25:29,567 --> 00:25:33,303
I love you more with every
day I spend with you.
527
00:25:34,128 --> 00:25:36,778
When did you become
the romantic?
528
00:25:36,779 --> 00:25:40,124
Since the man of my
dreams said "I do."
529
00:25:46,944 --> 00:25:48,857
I would love some
wallpaper in here.
530
00:25:48,858 --> 00:25:52,069
I was literally
just thinking that.
531
00:25:52,070 --> 00:25:53,288
Yeah.
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