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Hey there.
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How you doing?
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Oh.
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Couldn't help noticing
you notice me and my feet.
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You know,
I've been hearing a lot
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of things about you, recently.
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♪ You're banging boys
on the street at night ♪
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Some bad, some good.
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Some downright filthy.
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♪ Dirty girls won't listen to
that ticking clock, no, no ♪
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Now, what you're gonna do is
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you're gonna follow my
instructions very, very carefully.
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And maybe I'll let you go
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with a happy ending.
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♪ Feel so superhuman
when you're near ♪
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Ah, take your socks off.
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Peel the sock off.
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♪ You make me feel so good ♪
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There you go.
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Now you can see them
with all your toes.
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Give them a wiggle.
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Yeah, give them a wiggle.
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Faster.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm, stop.
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Faster, mm, stop.
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♪ Rainbow flags
and glitter bombs ♪
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Oops.
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♪ Loaded guns at ready ♪
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- Mm-hmm.
- ♪ Point that big thick ♪
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♪ Glock, oh, no ♪
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Ah.
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Now, with your hands
drenched in, I mean,
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in, um, lotion,
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start to massage.
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Really caress.
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♪ You make me feel so ♪
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Get every crack.
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♪ When you're near ♪
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Don't forget the
toenail.
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Hmm.
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Yeah, ah, ah, ah.
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Hands off, boys.
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♪ Make my body fly ♪
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That's all we have
time for today.
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Come again soon.
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My goodness, ugh.
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Hope you're right,
Marco, gee whiz.
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♪ Mm ♪
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Flippity flip.
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What? What Now?
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No, nothing to do with work.
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We just got rejected
again for a house.
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That's the third one this week.
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Oh, maybe put in a higher offer.
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Well, we would if we could,
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but the wedding's
holding us back too much.
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Don't tell anyone,
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but I started an OnlyFans
account for feet pics.
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I have three subscribers.
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So, now I can pay for the
icing on the wedding cake.
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Hey, maybe this
campaign will be a hit,
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and then you can buy
a cake and a house.
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I highly doubt that.
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But your optimism is
calming me somewhat.
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Good.
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Can you remain
calm until I return
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from my belated honeymoon?
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When are you leaving again?
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What, uh, tonight, man.
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I've told you three times today.
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I'm so sorry, Ange.
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Like m-my head is
all over the place,
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and Cole's gonna be
here any second now.
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That's very precise of you.
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Cole, what a surprise.
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Sorry, I'm a little early.
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Hi.
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Ah, that's all good.
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We needed a distraction.
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From?
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Oh, well, it's more that I did.
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My house-hunting
isn't going so well.
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Tell me about it.
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I was looking for nearly
a year for my place.
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Ah, please don't tell him that.
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I need him calm today.
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So, how should we do this?
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What do you mean?
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Oh, well, I, shall I
sit, or keep standing?
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As you are.
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Okay.
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It's great to meet you both.
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I'm guessing you are
Adam and you're Ange.
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Very perceptive of you.
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Ooh, so you need a model.
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We do.
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My agent didn't
give me any dates.
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Ah, it's for the 22nd.
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Is that all good?
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From the top of my head, yes.
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And what exactly will
I be modeling for?
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It's for pump underwear.
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Here, let me show you.
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Phew, fancy stuff.
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Yeah, it's a great brand.
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They're based out of Montreal.
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We think you'd be a perfect
face for the campaign.
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Well, you haven't
seen all of me.
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All of you?
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Are you happy with this, too?
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You hired.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Yes, I, I have a
feeling this is gonna be...
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- really... something-
- Um.
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- special.
- Hey,
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uh, the, the wedding cake
lady called you again today.
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Do you, maybe you wanna...
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Ah, yes, 'cause I'm
getting married.
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Mm.
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Yeah, thank you
for reminding me.
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That's okay, you wanna get it?
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Okay.
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So lovely to meet you.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you for coming in.
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Babe, you are gone, right?
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Yes?
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Are you at Gabe's house?
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I am, uh, is this important?
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Because I was kind of in
the middle of something big.
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It can wait.
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I'll be there in two minutes.
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Open up.
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No, uh...
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Fuck my life.
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Is anyone here?
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Not that I'm aware of, why?
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Okay, I found the
perfect coffee table
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for my new apartment
on Marketplace,
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and I need you to
help me pick it up.
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I've done my back again.
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And this needs to
happen like right now.
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Yes, I don't wanna
lose it to someone
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who gets there before me.
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It's a coffee table.
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Wait 'til you see it.
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I'll meet you in
the car in one minute.
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Hurry up.
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You know, I found the
same coffee table,
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brand new, for less money.
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Are you sure you're
getting a good deal here?
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Maybe you should
rethink this, mm?
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If you say so, Adam.
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Yeah, sounds like a good idea.
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Uh, okay, why are
you acting strange?
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Mum?
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Is this what I think it is?
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Yes, hon, you're
getting married today.
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But, but we were saving,
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and he wanted it all fancy.
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Is this real?
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It's okay, Adam.
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Everything's gonna be okay.
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And now for the vows.
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Okay.
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Hey, everyone.
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I'm so happy to see
so many beloved faces.
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I, you'll have to excuse me
if my speech isn't as polished
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as I was hoping it
to be.
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As you all know, today came
as a bit of a surprise.
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So, but I'm loving all of it.
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For those of you who don't
know, this is the place
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where Gabe and I first met,
back when we used to work here.
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Back then, I was too
caught up in my own world
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that I couldn't see what was...
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What was right there
in front of me.
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Okay.
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Gabe.
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My Gabe.
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You are one of the most kindest,
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sweetest, and loving
people who I have ever met.
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You remind me every day
to be a better person.
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And I feel like one, with
having you by my side.
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As a husband, I promise
to make you laugh
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and to hug you when
you're feeling down,
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and to support you when
you need me.
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I promise to let
you pick the movies
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that we watch, sometimes.
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Sometimes.
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And I promise to be
a better listener.
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Wow, I did not write that part.
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Seriously, my life would be
very different without you.
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And I'm excited to
see where it goes.
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So, in saying that, I
promise to love you today,
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tomorrow, and forever.
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I love you, Gabe.
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I love you.
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That was beautiful, Adam.
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Now, let's hear from Gabe.
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Adam, you are
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such a special person,
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and I am so grateful that I
got to meet you in this place.
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Through all the soap
suds, the sponges,
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the laughter-
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And the tears.
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We saw each other.
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I instantly feel better
when I'm around you.
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No matter how crazy
my day's been.
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I promise to show you
that I love you every day.
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To laugh with you,
to cry with you.
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And I promise to
communicate with you,
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to solve any
challenges together.
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I promise to be
your man for life.
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Because, Adam, you
are my man for life.
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You are my man.
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Ooh.
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I'm shaking, shaking.
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I now pronounce you
husband and husband.
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You may kiss each other.
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Woo!
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We're married.
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We're married.
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I love you so much.
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Me too.
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♪ Under the moonlight ♪
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- Oh my God.
- Oh, it's too shiny.
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It's too shiny.
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♪ Feeling always right ♪
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- Okay.
- Oh.
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Oh, my God, congratulations.
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Thank you.
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Welcome to the family.
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Now I've got more big bros.
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We got three big bros.
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Hey Clay, Clay, get over here.
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Get over here.
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Come on, bro.
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Come on.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, look at us,
two married gays.
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Who would've thought?
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If you're setting me up
to say something rude
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or insulting, then
you'll be disappointed
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because I always wanted
to be a married gay.
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Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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How many drinks have you had?
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- That is so far from true.
- No, no, no, I did, I did.
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All right, I, I just
couldn't admit it.
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Mm.
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Uh, today's been
such a beautiful day.
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No offense, but our
wedding was better.
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That's true.
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And there she is.
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That's just a joke, relax.
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Though, though the
food was five-star.
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That's 'cause I
picked the caterer.
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Mm-hmm, at least we
can agree on something.
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Right, I'll catch you later.
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All right.
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Gabe, um, do you mind
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if I pull you away for a minute?
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Yeah, that's fine.
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Okay.
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Okay, this might sound strange,
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but I need you to get me off.
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What are you going on about?
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I have blue balls.
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When?
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00:15:05,093 --> 00:15:06,611
Right now.
270
00:15:06,612 --> 00:15:07,221
Why?
271
00:15:07,222 --> 00:15:08,872
Well, when Mum
picked me up today
272
00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:14,433
to bring me here, I was halfway
through... you know what.
273
00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:17,039
So that's what you get
up to when I'm not home.
274
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,212
Honey, hubby, my sweet love.
275
00:15:19,213 --> 00:15:21,168
I don't have time to
get into this right now
276
00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:23,296
because the pain that's
beginning to form is
277
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,730
so bad that I might cry.
278
00:15:24,731 --> 00:15:25,686
And I don't mean like, you know,
279
00:15:25,687 --> 00:15:27,902
like a single tear flowing
down my face kind of cry.
280
00:15:27,903 --> 00:15:30,594
I mean, like the end of cocoa
or the beginning of hot...
281
00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:32,767
You know the cry.
282
00:15:32,768 --> 00:15:36,330
Okay, so why don't you
just go jerk it off
283
00:15:36,331 --> 00:15:37,286
in the bathroom real quick.
284
00:15:37,287 --> 00:15:42,064
Gabe, Gabe, I'm not gonna
blow a load for the first time
285
00:15:42,065 --> 00:15:44,411
as a married man by
jerking off alone
286
00:15:44,412 --> 00:15:46,931
and in a public bathroom, okay?
287
00:15:46,932 --> 00:15:48,320
That's not gonna happen.
288
00:15:48,321 --> 00:15:51,536
You are gonna need to assist me.
289
00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:53,883
Okay, well, here's
the thing, Adam.
290
00:15:53,884 --> 00:15:57,662
People don't usually have
sex during the wedding.
291
00:15:57,663 --> 00:16:00,225
They usually wait until after.
292
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,051
Remember when I said
293
00:16:01,052 --> 00:16:03,179
that having an early
moon was a stupid idea,
294
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,657
but I went along with
it, and you got plenty
295
00:16:05,658 --> 00:16:07,874
of sex from me, then?
296
00:16:08,438 --> 00:16:09,480
Yes.
297
00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:12,738
So, please, help a husband out.
298
00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:18,820
Okay, but only because
you called me husband.
299
00:16:18,821 --> 00:16:19,820
Thank you. Thank you.
300
00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:34,679
Fucking unbelievable.
301
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:43,583
♪ It's clear to me,
the way we move, you ♪
302
00:16:43,584 --> 00:16:44,454
We were all crying.
303
00:16:44,455 --> 00:16:45,756
I didn't know that I was
gonna be the kind of person
304
00:16:45,757 --> 00:16:48,755
who cried at a wedding,
but how wrong I was.
305
00:16:48,756 --> 00:16:51,449
Oh my God, it was so beautiful.
306
00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:52,187
You...
307
00:16:52,188 --> 00:16:54,925
Well, hey, I'm so happy
you could make it.
308
00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,618
I mean, you know, it could
be you one day, you know?
309
00:16:57,619 --> 00:16:58,617
- Fingers crossed.
- Mm.
310
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,007
I know there's a guy
out there, really.
311
00:17:01,008 --> 00:17:01,789
I just need to find him.
312
00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:04,135
Steve, I'm getting
there, thanks.
313
00:17:04,136 --> 00:17:05,872
Um, Adam, this is my mate, Tom.
314
00:17:05,873 --> 00:17:07,958
It's my plus-one for today.
315
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,044
Tom.
316
00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:11,390
Tom, Tom from next door.
317
00:17:11,391 --> 00:17:13,822
Yeah, I'm surprised
you remember me.
318
00:17:13,823 --> 00:17:14,865
Well, you've got the same head,
319
00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:19,995
and you've just gone from a yay
high to, well, to this high.
320
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,470
Are you still next door?
321
00:17:21,471 --> 00:17:22,948
Yeah, yeah, still next door.
322
00:17:22,949 --> 00:17:26,334
Only now I'm his
personal Uber driver.
323
00:17:26,335 --> 00:17:28,725
I just can't seem to
pass my test, okay?
324
00:17:28,726 --> 00:17:29,638
And most of the time,
325
00:17:29,639 --> 00:17:31,548
we're heading in the
same direction anyway,
326
00:17:31,549 --> 00:17:32,591
so it's not all bad.
327
00:17:33,984 --> 00:17:35,981
You know, Tom, if you
were ever interested
328
00:17:35,982 --> 00:17:39,152
in modeling, love to
shoot you one day.
329
00:17:39,153 --> 00:17:40,716
Collin did say you're some kind
330
00:17:40,717 --> 00:17:43,455
of famous photographer.
331
00:17:44,888 --> 00:17:47,190
Well, yeah, in a way, yes.
332
00:17:47,495 --> 00:17:49,190
So what do you think?
333
00:17:49,191 --> 00:17:50,317
Come on, Tom, you
are so handsome.
334
00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:54,488
I, well, according to polls
we had at school, at lunch,
335
00:17:54,489 --> 00:17:55,575
or whatever.
336
00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:56,748
I'll have to give
it some thought.
337
00:17:56,749 --> 00:17:58,095
I've never fancied
myself a model.
338
00:17:58,096 --> 00:18:01,310
Well, if you ever change
your mind, let me know.
339
00:18:01,311 --> 00:18:03,091
- I knew I was.
- Hi, everybody.
340
00:18:03,092 --> 00:18:05,046
I don't wanna keep you
from the celebrations,
341
00:18:05,047 --> 00:18:09,739
but Gabe and I have been
working on a surprise video
342
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:13,256
for today, and I'm so
excited I can finally share-
343
00:18:13,257 --> 00:18:14,779
- More surprises.
- Yeah.
344
00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:16,735
Hope you like it.
345
00:18:17,082 --> 00:18:21,252
Okay.
346
00:18:21,253 --> 00:18:22,599
It's not working.
347
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,597
Uh, Gabe, could I use
your phone, please?
348
00:18:29,225 --> 00:18:29,789
Thank you.
349
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:31,656
Just gonna use the
Cloud, one sec.
350
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,741
Okay, okay, this
should work now.
351
00:18:35,742 --> 00:18:37,609
Disobeying orders.
352
00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:38,391
- Oh.
- Oh my.
353
00:18:38,392 --> 00:18:39,867
No.
354
00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:44,387
Yeah, I know you've
been naughty.
355
00:18:44,388 --> 00:18:48,253
How does that feel?
356
00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:49,905
Oh, no, oh my God.
357
00:18:49,906 --> 00:18:53,771
I'm so sorry, that wasn't
supposed to happen.
358
00:18:56,682 --> 00:18:59,332
Oh my.
359
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:02,330
Well, how else are we supposed
to pay for the wedding?
360
00:19:02,331 --> 00:19:03,242
Find something else, man.
361
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,457
Oh, fuck, mm.
362
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:10,585
- Why, you just have to-
- Takes after his dad's feet.
363
00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:11,540
Nope, pull the cord, get it,
364
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:12,887
- turn it off.
- Where's the cord?
365
00:19:12,888 --> 00:19:13,495
Turn it off.
366
00:19:13,496 --> 00:19:15,016
Okay. Okay.
367
00:19:15,017 --> 00:19:16,059
- It's gone.
- It's gone.
368
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,884
- Is it gone?
- All alright.
369
00:19:17,885 --> 00:19:18,752
The show's over.
370
00:19:18,753 --> 00:19:20,882
What about
that shark, remember?
371
00:19:22,142 --> 00:19:26,400
Oh, best, best,
best wedding ever.
372
00:19:26,401 --> 00:19:26,964
Oh, yeah.
373
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,614
Do you know how hard
it was keeping a secret
374
00:19:29,615 --> 00:19:30,266
from this one?
375
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:34,088
He always seems to
figure out the surprise.
376
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,335
Not every time.
377
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,259
Wait.
378
00:19:38,435 --> 00:19:39,887
Uh, what's this about?
379
00:19:42,302 --> 00:19:45,440
Um, we are...
380
00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:48,817
Expecting.
381
00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:49,947
A baby?
382
00:19:49,948 --> 00:19:51,207
No, a koala mattress.
383
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:54,291
Yes, a fucking yes, a baby, yes.
384
00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:56,725
It's a girl, I'm
a few months in.
385
00:19:56,726 --> 00:19:57,854
A girl?
386
00:19:57,855 --> 00:19:58,984
Oh, fuck yes.
387
00:19:58,985 --> 00:19:59,939
Oh, I'm so happy.
388
00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:02,652
I'm gonna take her shopping
and to dance lessons.
389
00:20:03,178 --> 00:20:05,348
I think what Adam
is trying to say is,
390
00:20:05,349 --> 00:20:07,130
we are so happy for you guys.
391
00:20:07,131 --> 00:20:08,260
- Thanks.
- Thanks, man.
392
00:20:08,261 --> 00:20:08,997
Congrats, guys.
393
00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:12,125
I'm gonna make the
best uncle, I promise.
394
00:20:12,126 --> 00:20:14,646
Are you gonna
change the nappies?
395
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:15,515
Yeah, why not?
396
00:20:15,516 --> 00:20:17,905
I mean, everyone poos, right?
397
00:20:17,906 --> 00:20:19,555
Part of natural life.
398
00:20:19,556 --> 00:20:21,381
- Yeah, yeah.
- Natural.
399
00:20:21,382 --> 00:20:23,553
Um, oh, by the way,
don't call Mum yet.
400
00:20:23,554 --> 00:20:25,680
We're gonna, we're gonna
call her tomorrow, so.
401
00:20:25,681 --> 00:20:27,594
Oh, can you include me
in on that phone call?
402
00:20:27,595 --> 00:20:30,894
And can I start it with, "Hey,
Grandma, what's happening?"
403
00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:32,979
No, no, no way, no.
404
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:33,980
- But, please.
- No.
405
00:20:33,981 --> 00:20:37,195
If, if, if, if anyone's gonna
call her Grandma first, it is,
406
00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:38,716
it is this guy.
407
00:20:39,108 --> 00:20:40,278
He gets all the fun.
408
00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:42,017
It's my kid.
409
00:20:42,018 --> 00:20:44,624
So, Adam, tell us
about this foot video.
410
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:46,534
- Oh, yeah, come on.
- Yeah, you freak.
411
00:20:46,535 --> 00:20:48,187
- Yes.
- I would love to.
412
00:20:48,188 --> 00:20:49,663
You freaky boy.
413
00:20:53,141 --> 00:20:54,835
I have a fetish.
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