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Which way am I going to go?
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Which way am I going to go?
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Stuffed again.
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Mordecai, it's for you.
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Dude, pause it.
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Pause it!
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Okay! Okay! Geez.
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Hello?
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Hey, Mordecai. It's Margaret.
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Which way am I going to go?
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Which way am I going to go?
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Eat on that, Mordecai.
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Dude! Dude! Margaret just called.
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What? Why?
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She wants me to make her a website.
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What about our game of "Hoop Jams 5000?"
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Mordecai?
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Mordecai! Come on, man.
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You can't even do it right now anyway.
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Muscle Man has the
computer for the whole day.
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What? He's not even here.
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He's playing basketball.
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Boom-skaka-laka!
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Oh, well. You snooze, you lose.
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I'm sure this will only
take a second anyways.
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What are you doing?
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Did you not see the sign-up sheet?
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You were outside playing
basketball. I figured.
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Oh! You figured!
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You figured you'd use the computer
on someone else's time slot?
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Well, dude.
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You wait your turn just like
everybody else in this joint.
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Now get lost. I got
to watch my downloads.
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Why does he have to be such a jerk?
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Oh, forget this.
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Did I not make myself clear?
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What? You're not even using it!
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I'm wating for an e-mail from
this hotty I met online yesterday.
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What? You met your mom online yesterday?
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Why you got to take it there bro?
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Oh, you fools definitely
aren't getting the computer now.
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Who you calling fool?
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Dude, I need the computer to
make a webpage for Margaret.
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How about we play you a
game of basketball for it?
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You guys don't stand a chance.
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Oh, yeah. Winner gets
the computer for a week.
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Oh, you're on.
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All right, ladies.
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Why don't you go first?
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Check.
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Mate.
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Yeah, baby.
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Go ahead.
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You can't make it from there.
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Oh! Oh! Brick!
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Oh, snap.
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Hey, Mordecai, you're
looking a little confused.
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Did you know that we only
need one more point to win?
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What?
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Boom-shaka-laka! Computer
rights for a week!
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You know who else likes to score
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so she can get computer
rights for a week?
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My mom!
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Hey, Mordecai. Thanks for
helping me with the website.
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No problem.
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Muscle Man, computer rights for a month.
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I don't know, bro.
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I think it's worth
more to you than that.
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Two months.
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Deal.
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Yes! Two months of computer rights.
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Looks like Margaret will just have
to go without her webpage, you loser.
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This can't be happening!
Basketball sucks!
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What did you say about basketball?
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Uh. Nothing.
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Yeah. That's what I thought.
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You know, you only think it sucks
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because you don't know the fundamentals.
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Save your breath, old man.
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These jokers are a lost cause.
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Not to me, they're not.
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I'm the best basketball
coach that ever lived.
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I can train anybody.
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Whatever, Grandpa.
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If you want to waste your time,
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that's your business.
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I got three years of computer
time I need to start using.
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Come on, Fives.
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Let's go check the weather report.
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Don't worry, Mordecai and Rigby.
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I'm going to teach you to play circles
around that little pot-bellied leprechaun.
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How does that sound?
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That sounds awesome.
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Man, I don't believe this.
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Did you guys seriously have to be the
worst basketball players of all time?
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Dude, come on. We're trying our best.
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Yeah. We just need a
little more practice.
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No! You just need to
not play basketball,
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but I can't have that pudgy green idiot
talking trash about my coaching, so,
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so I'm just going to
give you the powers.
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Ah! Sweet!
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Now ice that green fool
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so you can make that
hot chick a webpage.
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Sup now, losers?
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You ready to get destroyed?
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I don't know if I have the energy to
see how bad that old man trained you.
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If I'm going to get out of this seat,
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you're going to have to
make it worth my time.
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Computer rights for life.
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One game, winner takes all.
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This is going to be too sweet.
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Now that the stakes are serious,
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we're going to play a
real game of basketball.
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First person to twenty-one wins.
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Street rules!
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Fine with me.
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What? How did you?
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Stay out my kitchen!
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Denied!
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What? Impossible!
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No one could've trained them that crazy.
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Take a dive, Fives. I've got a plan.
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Oh, dudes! Fives is hurt.
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Dude, get up.
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Hey, bro. You just took out my teammate.
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Now I get to choose anyone in the park
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And I choose that guy.
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Aw, what?
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You can't do that.
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Sorry, guys, but the
rules are the rules.
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He can't play
you two-on-one.
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That's right.
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You better give me some
of those powers, too.
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Aw, yeah! It's on, ladies.
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What? What now?
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Which way am I going to go?
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Which way am I going to go?
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This is going to be so easy.
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Yeah, for us.
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In your face!
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Actually, bro.
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In yours!
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Nineteen-seventeen, us.
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Game point.
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Aw, what? How are we losing?
146
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Um. Maybe because
you're ? and I hate you!
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Oh, snap!
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How does it feel to know that
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you're going to have to use the Internet
at your mom's for the rest of your life?
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Joke all you want, Rigby,
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but the next basket wins the game
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and you guys are going down.
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Come on. D up, Mordecai.
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You better listen to
your friend, Mordecai,
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because this is about to
get serious up in here.
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Let go of it!
157
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Hold on!
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I'm open! I'm open!
159
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Oh, no!
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Do it!
161
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Aw. Dude, we did it. We won!
162
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Yeah!
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Oh, no, bro.
164
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Yeah! We get the computer for life!
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Hey, guys, good game.
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Thanks, man.
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Yeah, thanks, dude.
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Man, I could've kept Fives in there and
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he still would've played
better "D" than you.
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Come on, man. That was a good game.
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Whatever. I'm out of here.
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I hope he doesn't give up on
basketball because of this.
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That guy could really
stand to lose some weight.
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Mordecai! Hey, Mordecai!
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Mordecai!
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Hey! How are you?
177
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Good. Good.
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Hey, you looked pretty hot out there.
179
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Yeah. I guess I am pretty hot.
180
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Hot on the trail of
finishing your website.
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Oh, the website?
182
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That was two months ago,
183
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but it's okay. Eileen
finished it for me.
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Got to run.
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Time speeds up in space, bro,
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but hey. Look on the bright side.
187
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At least she said you're hot.
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