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[Mordecai] All right!
Just a few more boxes to go.
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Oh, wonderful!
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I can't thank you enough
for helping me
clean out my room.
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It's just so hard to know
what to keep
and what to throw away.
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Yeah, but don't worry, Pops.
We'll be honest with you.
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If it's cool, keep it.
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And if it's lame,
throw it away.
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Ah, yeah! Last box!
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What's it gonna be?
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-Uh...
-Ew.
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[laughing]
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Oh, look who it is.
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Mordecai and Rigby, this is my
old childhood friend Percy.
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Pretty cool, eh?
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Oh, dude...
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No, not cool, Pops.
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Oh, but, no, he is cool.
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He was the most sophisticated
doll of his day,
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with more than 250 phrases
stored inside.
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Why, you never know
what he's going to say next.
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[Percy] I'm gonna draw
on your face.
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[laughing]
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That's really creepy, Pops.
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Creepy?
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What are you talking about?
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Percy is not at all creepy.
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[Percy] Seriously,
I'm gonna draw on your face.
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[laughing]
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♪ La-la-la la-la la-la ♪
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Pops, Pops, look.
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You got to get rid
of that thing.
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What? Are you sure?
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Pops, you're a grown man.
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It's just not cool
to play with dolls.
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Oh, out with the old
and in with the new, eh?
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[laughing]
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[all laughing]
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[hinges creaking]
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Hey, Pops.
We just found a hornets' nest.
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Want to go huck rocks at it?
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-[both] Aah!
-Aw, Pops, what happened?
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Percy and I were
just having a playdate.
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Why did you draw
all over your face?
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I didn't. Percy did it.
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Isn't he a riot?
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Pops, we told you
it wasn't cool
to play with dolls.
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Weren't you gonna
throw him away?
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Oh, yes, I tried,
but It didn't work.
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Look, we'll do it for you.
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[Rigby] Yeah, trust us.
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This is for your
own good, Pops.
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Oh, okay.
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[Mordecai] Don't worry, Pops.
We'll take good care of him.
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[clattering in distance]
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-Dude, what was that?
-I don't know.
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Probably Pops bummed out
that we threw his doll away
or something.
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[clattering continues]
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We better go check on him.
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Pops? Huh?
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Dude, it's locked.
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-[indistinct talking]
-Who's Pops talking to?
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What the...
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Here, Percy, have some tea.
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Have some tea?
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What's wrong with you?
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I don't want your tea.
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I want to draw on your face!
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-Uh...
-Dude, we got to help Pops.
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Stop!
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[grunts]
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{\an8}Mordecai!
Get this psycho off me!
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Get off him!
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{\an8}You're all gonna get drawn on!
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Pops, are you all right?
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Yes, I'm fine.
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Dude, what are we
gonna do about that thing?
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We have to stop him.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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[Percy] Draw... draw...
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-[clank!]
-Did you hear that?
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-[conk! pop!]
-Mordecai!
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[conk!]
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Pops, bring me the marker
so I can draw on their faces.
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-No.
-What?
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Bring me the marker!
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I said no!
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It's not cool for a grown man
to have dolls.
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You have to go away now, Percy.
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Give me that marker!
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No!
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[up-tempo music plays]
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[whack!]
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Nooooooo!
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-[sizzle!]
-Nooooooo!
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Mordecai, Rigby,
are you all right?
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[both] Uh, yeah.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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[roars]
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[all scream]
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[growls]
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[grunts]
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[groaning]
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[thunk!]
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See, Pops, we told you
dolls aren't cool.
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The end.
106
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Uh, I guess
that was kind of scary.
107
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Yes, because of the doll's
unnatural desire to mark
on things.
108
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Uh, lame!
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I thought you guys said these
stories were gonna be scary.
110
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Thanks for wasting our time.
111
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Come on, fives, let's bail.
112
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So, seriously, can we stop
inviting them to stuff?
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[thunder crashes]
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[eerie music plays]
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Uhh! Stupid fog!
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It's making it so I don't know
Where I am. Uhh!
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[thud!]
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What is this even doing here?
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-[explosion]
-Oh, no! Our trailer!
120
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Hey, that's not our trailer.
121
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It's just a big pile
of car barf.
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[gasps] Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Crash pit?
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Crash pit!
125
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[rock music plays]
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[engine revving]
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Yeah! yeah!
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Do it!
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Uhh!
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[grunting]
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Step on it!
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[crowd, chanting]
Crash pit! Crash pit!
Crash pit! Crash pit!
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[tires screech]
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[explosion]
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[both] Crash pit! Crash pit!
Crash pit! Crash pit!
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[laughing]
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That was so awesome!
138
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Oh, man, we got to launch
this piece into the crash pit.
139
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It would be unpatriotic not to.
140
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Aw, what?
It won't open.
141
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[grunting] Oh!
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[whoosh!]
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What was that?
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Probably just the wind.
145
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Come on!
Let's drive this baby
into the crash pit!
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Ah, yeah every time.
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[engine turns over]
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-Yeah!
-Savage! Savage!
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Savage! Savage! Savage! Savage!
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Savage! Savage!
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Yo, Scottie,
get everyone together.
152
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We just found an RV,
and it's going
into the crash pit.
153
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Yeah, man,
I'll go find some people.
154
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Let's do this, Fives!
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[tires squeal]
156
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Huh?
157
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[radio tuning]
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Uh, what?
159
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Huh?
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Fives!
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-Muscle Man!
-I got you, bro!
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Uh, what?
163
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I can't move!
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Raaaaght!
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-Bllaaagh!
-Aahh!
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Aaaaagh!
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Uh, what's going on?
168
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Who are you guys?
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We're Skull Punch,
170
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and you're the pudgy
green geezer that's trying
to steal our caravan.
171
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No, we're not stealing it.
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We were just gonna drive it
into the crash pit.
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Oh, so, you want to drive
our band's final resting place
174
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Into the crash pit, eh?
175
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{\an8}Well, how about
we give you a hand?
176
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-[tires squeal]
-[evil laughter]
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[groans]
178
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[grunts] You know who else
likes to get head-butted
in the face?
179
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-What?
-My mom!
180
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Fives!
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-[whack!]
-[shrieks]
182
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Hello again.
183
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Look, I'm sorry
we took your RV!
184
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If you let us go, we'll never
bother you again, I swear!
185
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It's too late!
You wanted the RV
to go into the crash pit.
186
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Looks like you two
just got yourselves
some front-row seats!
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[shrieks]
188
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Wait! Please!
189
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You can't do it yet!
190
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-Why not?
-Because we always
play a show first,
191
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and if we don't,
everybody's gonna think
we're lame!
192
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[tires screech]
193
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-[thud!]
-Well, we wouldn't want them
194
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-to think we were lame, now,
would we?
-[crowd cheering]
195
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[feedback]
196
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One, two, three.
197
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♪ Have you ever seen a cat ♪
198
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♪ Walkin' down the street? ♪
199
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♪ And you said, hey! ♪
200
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♪ That's a cat, not a rat
Or a bat or a hat or a pat
Or a fat or a mat ♪
201
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♪ Have you ever seen a goat? ♪
202
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Yeah, I've seen a goat.
203
00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,846
I want to see you guys
crash Your RV into the...
204
00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,100
♪ Devastation ♪
205
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♪ Nation ♪
206
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[crowd booing]
207
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Oh, man, what are you doing?
208
00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:27,275
Help!
209
00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:28,859
This music sucks!
210
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[shrieking]
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[booing continues]
212
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[whap!]
213
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[shrieking]
214
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♪ You're a goat, not a boat
Or a coat or a float or a note
Or a tote or an oat ♪
215
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[shrieking]
216
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It won't open!
217
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♪ Devastation ♪
218
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♪ Nation ♪
219
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[grunting]
220
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♪ Devastation nation ♪
221
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[whistling,
acoustic guitar plays]
222
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:11,360
-[thud!]
-[groaning]
223
00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:15,072
[explosion]
224
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,746
[insects chirping]
225
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:26,417
Finally!
226
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I never thought
it was gonna end.
227
00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:30,379
Hey, wait.
228
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,423
Aw, man, am I dead?
229
00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:34,300
-Yeah.
-Aw.
230
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Best crash pit ever!
231
00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,221
Huh!
232
00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:41,557
The end!
233
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:45,519
And that's how
you tell a story, babies!
[laughing]
234
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:48,898
Dude, that wasn't any better
than the doll story.
235
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,566
Oh, you think
you could do better?
236
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,859
You think you could do better?
237
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:53,027
Is that it? Is that it?
238
00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,737
-Is that what you think?
-Dude get off of me!
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00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,489
[laughing]
240
00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:59,075
And that's how you get up
in somebody's face!
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