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Happy birthday, son.

I can't believe you're already 18.

That time really flies, doesn't it?

Don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle.

18 is a big one, so make sure it counts.

Okay, here I go.

Oh, I wish I could fuck my stepmom.

Welcome tonight, motherfucker.

Man, that mummy's got a nice rack.

I hate to break it to you, but I'm your horny monster.

And I'm hungry for pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Are you with me?

Yeah, are you with me? You want to taste that sweet juice?

Oh, yeah, you know that. We're going to bury ourselves.

Bury it in there. Right up to the balls.

You see that mummy of yours? We're going to fuck her, asshole.

Are you in?

Such a good time to sing it.

Vagina! Vagina!

Vagina! Vagina!

Vagina! Vagina!

Vagina! What's that?

What's that supposed to mean?

It means you're officially an 18 -year -old virgin.

And you need to get laid before I die of starvation.

Seriously, kid, I can't take this much longer.

I don't get it.

You don't get it? You ever heard the expression, feed the beast?

Well, the beast is made your need.

The beast is me!

And all I eat is sweet, delicious pussy.

So, how do I get you? What do you need?

Oh, I'm so glad you asked, Jordy. You're gonna fuck your new

stepmom tonight.

But she's married to my dad.

Ah, who gives a fuck?

You know you want to.

Plus, they're going to be married, what, two months?

Oh, the cans on that bitch.

Come on, Geordie.

There we go.

That's good.

I don't know about this.

Don't worry. Just follow my lead. You'll be fine.

And don't worry.

No one else will be able to see me but you. Got it?

Wait. Why don't you... Fantastic. You blow them all out.

Looks like you're going to get that wish, buddy. Yes.

Maybe. Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby, look at those jugs. They're going to just die straight and never

out.

Oh, take it, Geordie.

I'm going to go and get a head start on the cleaning.

You boys enjoy the cake.

You're a lifesaver, honey.

Okay,

Geordie.

Oh, my God.

She totally wants you dead. She totally wants to blow your dick.

Get your sweet virgin ass out there.

Now.

Now, journey is game, John. Come on.

I'll be back.

No idea.

Pounding your wife. You little dick bastard.

Get a hold of that ass.

Look at that.

Come on, you got it.

Geordie, what do you think you're doing?

I don't know.

I'm your stepmother.

Oh, my God, that's so hard.

Oh, yeah, you've been a really bad boy.

You're going to get punished.

You're 18 years old. You should know better.

That's it, bamboozle her like you have no idea what she's doing.

Geordie, are you even listening to me?

Very good. I'm so sorry.

Take out your dick.

What? Take out your dick.

Take it out now.

Take out your dick. Take out your dick. Take out your dick. Take out your dick.

Oh, come on. Get ready for the wide eyes. We have a winner.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Oh, yeah. Wow.

That's a lot bigger than your dad's. I would never have thought.

And? And?

Well, a little taste wouldn't hurt. It's your birthday, after all.

Oh, yeah, boy, we did it.

This stays between you and me, okay?

Okay.

Get your hands involved.

There you go. Oh, yeah.

There you go. There you go. You're fucking... That's shit.

Oh, it's like I'm involved.

It's like I'm involved.

Yeah.

I'm a worry monster.

Dang it.

I'm a funny monster. Yeah.

We're worry monsters.

Yeah.

Yeah. You like that, don't you?

Yeah. You like that. Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Fucking cock.

Use your fucking young eight and your dick is lippy.

Yeah. You filthy little cunt.

Oh, you are. You're a filthy little cunt.

Get me your fucking hoarding like this is I'm doing the cleaning with your big

fucking dick.

Oh, my God. I'm, like, so proud of you right now.

You're totally killing this.

I'm going to destroy your cock with the back of my fucking throat.

Come on.

It's your fucking birthday.

your vagina, buddy.

Get in the start.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Really good.

Get some impact.

Oh, nice.

Yeah.

Oh,

finger my fucking cunt.

Oh, yeah.

Finger it.

Don't get too carried away. That's it. Finger that hole.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Finger.

Because of you dirty bastards.

That's it. Yeah, you should have done this behind the bike shed, I'm sure.

Oh, yeah. Fuck this.

Yeah, I'm going to fuck your fingers. That's it.

Go on, jerk off.

Okay, you're wasting valuable time right now, buddy. Get up in there.

Let's take it real deep. Oh, yeah. Okay, no more of this.

Burn!

Okay, this is where we practice for it. Game time. Burn it!

Yeah, fuck it. Straight in there. Do it. Do it.

Oh, yeah.

bastard. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Fucking pump away.

Yeah, you last much longer than your fucking dad. You're such a fucking

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, Georgie.

Move aside.

Hey, honey.

Oh, there you are.

You want a bit of cake? Because I'm eating enough for the three of us. Um,

Let me just finish up in here and then I'll be back in. Right, okay.

You come when you're ready. Alright, bye.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

Get that fucking virgin dick and ram's right up my cunt.

Slap them fucking balls against my fucking cunt.

That's it.

Oh, yeah, you dirty fucking bastard.

You virgin fucker. You won't be a fucking virgin by the time I'm finished

you. Oh, let's get these big fucking tits out.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

That's it. Slap my fucking arse.

Slap my fucking arse. That's it. There's a good boy. Yeah, you fucking filthy

cunt. Yeah, go on. Fuck me like you mean it.

Yeah, that's it. I'll get this fucking...

Fucking that's it. Keep pumping.

That's it. Keep fucking pumping, you dirty bastard.

Oh, yes.

Come on, baby.

I can use that fucking clunk.

Yeah, use that clunk.

Yeah. Oh,

yeah, you like how wet you're making that pussy?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you love it, don't you?

Yeah. In your fucking dead sex door, where you fucking get to get mum.

Yeah. Oh, I'm a fucking dirty bitch, aren't I?

Yeah. You love it. Yeah, I love it. You love my fucking tits. Yeah.

Happy fucking 18.

Oh!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, bug!

Oh, grab my fucking hair.

Go on, grab my fucking hair. Come on. That's it, you dirty fucking bastard.

off for you. Keep wanking your real dick.

Yeah, keep wanking it for me. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to get used to that. No, you're not.

You're like the sexy body.

You're like the sexy body.

Yeah. Fuck you, Dad.

Fuck you. Yeah,

she's me.

I'm fucking me now, young man.

Oh, yeah. Bit my mouth.

Put it back in my fucking cunt. Put it back in my fucking cunt.

Oh yeah.

Fuck me like the whore I used to be until I married your fucking dad.

Get all your fucking clothes off. Get

naked now. Get these off. Strip off.

Get myself some fucking young dick.

Yeah. Oh, and then you're gonna fucking put that cock straight back in my

fucking mouth.

Yeah, go on, run in there.

Yeah.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, you like that? You like them big fucking tits as well?

You like them big fucking... Go on, fuck them. You fucking do, don't you?

Come on, fuck them.

Yeah, you like them. It's your fucking birthday.

Fuck my tits like it's your fucking birthday.

Yeah, that's some good fucking dirty little cunt, isn't it? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

Get it back in there.

Yeah. You like it in there, don't you?

Yeah. Yeah.

He's a bad bitch.

It's about me.

About me.

Who's a bad bitch?

Who's a bad bitch? Me.

I am, aren't I?

You.

Come on, let's do it.

Call me a dirty whore.

Call me a dirty whore. Am I a dirty whore?

Yeah. Dirty whore.

Dirty whore. Yeah. Fucking again.

Dirty whore. Yeah.

Yeah. I think I fucking got you down.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck it. Make it fucking red. Make it fucking red.

Yeah. Come here. Come with me, you.

Come with me.

Come with me.

Come on.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Pump that fucking pussy.

Come on.

Spit on it. Spit on my fucking wet little cunt.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, pump.

That's it.

That's it. That's it.

That's it, you dirty fucker. Get the fucking legs right up. Go on.

Yeah, go on, spit.

Fucking saliva shower as well, aren't you?

You dirty fucking birthday face.

Yeah? Yeah.

Dirty birthday dick.

Yeah? Yeah.

Getting a special blowy.

Get that cock back in me.

Fuck me some more.

Yeah. You're learning, boy.

You're fucking learning.

You're not such a virgin anymore, are you? That's it.

Enjoy your fucking holes. That's your birthday present.

Yeah,

you'll like that. Go on.

Do your fucking worst with no spunking.

I love it. I love being a horny fucking bitch for you.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, Geordie.

I want you to get on my fucking circuses. Get on here.

Yeah, that's a good boy.

Oh yeah.

Oh, that's it. Lie down.

Don't worry, your daddy's not coming in.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, you like that? Oh yes.

Oh, you fucking rock hard, Geordie. You fucking rock hard. You ready for me to

get back on it again?

Yeah. Yeah? Let me get on there then.

Oh, yeah.

Let me get back on that fucking knob and ride your dick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You fucking idiot.

Oh, yeah.

Doesn't know what his fucking slag wife's doing riding his son's fucking

Oh, yeah. Such a good birthday boy.

Yeah. Oh, it's such a beautiful big fucking cock.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Let's fucking grind on that fucking dick.

Oh, yeah.

Suck on them fucking tits.

Suck on them fucking tits. Let's do it. Get stuck in there.

Yeah.

More.

Yeah, let's get more tits.

That's it.

That's it. Lick them fucking tits.

Let me slide that cock back in that fucking hole.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Give me that fucking mouth.

Oh, you dirty fucking bastard.

Oh, yeah.

You need to learn how to kick.

Shut the fucking dick in there.

Oh, yeah.

Give me that fucking dick, though.

Yeah. Yeah.

Say my fucking name.

Rebecca. Rebecca.

Yeah. Dirty whore Rebecca.

Dirty whore Rebecca.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, it fucking turns me on. Keep saying it.

Dirty whore Rebecca.

Yeah, that's it. Keep fucking saying it.

Keep fucking saying it. Dirty whore Rebecca.

Dirty whore Rebecca.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's fucking quiet.

I'm gonna spin around on that fucking dick.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Come on, slap it against it. Come on.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah, you're going to pop it in there. Do you know which hole?

Yeah. Yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh yeah. You fucking dirty fucking bastard.

Yeah. Oh.

Fuck me back. Come on. Do some fucking thrusting.

Yeah, that's it. Thrust.

Thrust. Come on.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Grinding on that fucking dick. Grinding on that fucking dick.

Oh, yeah.

Go on. Spit on my fucking cheek. Make me shiny.

Go on. Nice and fucking...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Fucking dick with a wank in your fucking cock, my cunt.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I'm a dick.

Fuck that and you'll fucking love these dirty bars for this. Yeah, it's going to

be like the icing on that fucking birthday cake.

Explosions everywhere.

Yeah, what a fucking 18th birthday that's going to fucking be.

Oh, that got your fucking dick hard, didn't it?

Time to get into your favourite fucking hole. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. What a way to lose your fucking virginity.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's it. Fucking use me.

Oh, yeah. You fucking big -nobbed fucking young dick.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Fucking. Oh.

I love it. I love it. I love it. Oh.

Fuck you, my baby. Dad never fucks me like this.

Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.

Yeah, shove that fucking slidey cunt back in. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

You dirty bastard, aren't you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Enjoy every fucking minute.

It's never happening again.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Yes, go on. Fucking pump it. Pump it, pump it. That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's it. I've got another special little fucking treat for you.

Oh, yeah. Take that dick out.

oh my god oh yeah get that cup back in my fucking mouth

you dirty bastard.

Yeah, lick that fucking cunt. Yeah, you fucking filthy fuck.

For your birthday. I want you to fucking blast my face.

Blast my fucking eyeballs.

Fucking go for it. Glaze my face like that fucking birthday cake of yours.

I'm going to milk your fucking 18 year old cock.

Yeah.

It's right in them fucking balls, isn't it?

Yeah, it's right in them fucking balls.

Oh, it's right in them fucking balls.

I'm going to blast my fucking whore face.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I can feel it. I can feel it coming.

You're going to explode in my face.

going, still going.

Fuck, Georgie.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

You did me proud.

Oh, you're a fucking dear woman.

Thank you. You sure?

I'm going to clean up.

Daddy's going to be proud.

So, buddy, you might want to get your shit together before your dad gets in

here. If he catches you like this, he's going to be so pissed.

What's this?

Oh, shit.

Let's go.

El rapido.

Andele, andele.

Let's go.

Okay, Ted, look alive.

Ah, Geordie, there you are.

Now that you're 18, you're a grown -up. It's about time we had a little talk.

My, my, my, my.

Birds of a bee.

There's a couple of things I think you ought to know.

This guy is such a douche.

Oh!

Bazinga!

Jordy! Okay, fuck it.

Slow it down, slow it down.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

You need to be fucking your top stepmommy all over in that two -minute

I held a bit of the rug on my way up.

Make sure you eat this stuff. There you go. Keep going.

There you go. Don't look weird. That's great. Okay, you look disgusting.

China!

Yeah!

We're going to the film festival.

It's a can!

Here we go.