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Everybody remembers the passion of their
first year of marriage.
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You're late!
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Where does that puke go?
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You forgot.
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I know I forgot.
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You idiot, that really made me nervous.
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You did forget.
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Forget what? What are you talking about?
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Today's our anniversary.
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This day's the twelfth.
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Oh, I completely forgot.
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I did too until I woke up this morning
and looked at my computer.
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I kept looking at the date, trying to
figure out why it looked so familiar.
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I just thought I had a meeting or
something.
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You'd think two people that keep
countless records of appointments and
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dates, you'd think one of us would have
remembered.
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Wasn't in my calendar.
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Or mine.
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Is that what it's come to?
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Asking our anniversary in a calendar so
we remember?
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Maybe.
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That is so sad.
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I get it. We're busy.
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We got bills to pay and how about the
clothes?
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Cave of Bethel.
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Should I make a dinner reservation for
later?
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No, I'll take care of it.
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I feel terrible.
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Don't.
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It's just our marriage's way of saying,
hey, I'm still here.
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Okay.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Happy anniversary.
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Happy anniversary.
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I have to go.
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When I got home later that day, Kevin
was nowhere to be found.
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But there was a note waiting for me on
our kitchen counter.
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Maybe you and I aren't good at the
spontaneous thing anymore.
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But I know we're both good at making
appointments.
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So I'd like to make an appointment with
you for later today.
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Meet me in the dining room at 5 p .m.
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Happy anniversary.
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I love you.
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Kevin.
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Hi there.
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Hi.
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You're on time.
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I appreciate promptness.
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Well, I'm always on time for important
meetings.
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Good.
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And I see you dressed appropriately for
the appointment.
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I like it.
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I feel terrible about what happened
earlier.
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What happened to us?
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Life.
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That's what happened.
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Which is why I think we should start
scheduling time to be with one another.
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And before we let our job take control
of every second of our lives, we become
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strangers.
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Just a few years.
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I mean, I know it sounds clinical.
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No, it doesn't. I mean, not everyone has
the luxury of weekends and nights off.
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As long as we're scheduling time, we're
making time.
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You know, some people don't even do
that.
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I know.
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And besides, seeing your name in my
calendar is going to give me something
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look forward to.
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Happy anniversary.
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From that day forward, Scheduling time
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to be together became a refreshing part
of our marriage.
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moved us beyond the days of youthful
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spontaneity, we found our own way of
making this new approach fun and
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refreshing.
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Hi, are you here for my appointment?
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