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I think we're all set for towels.
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You know what, though?
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I think we might want to get a few more
bottles of that eucalyptus oil.
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Yeah, I'll mark that down. We ran out of
some last week.
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Come on.
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Please, lay me down.
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Hi. Welcome.
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My husband needs a massage.
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We're in a bit of a rush, so he'll need
to be seen immediately.
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Okay. I'm assuming you didn't have an
appointment?
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Of course I don't. Would I have
mentioned it if I did?
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I mean, we can see what we can do, but
it's better to have an appointment.
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I'm busy.
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Can't you see?
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Look, girl, my husband is a walking ball
of stress.
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Why that is, I couldn't tell you.
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We have a very important gala tonight.
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And I won't tolerate him embarrassing me
on the dance floor like you did last
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time. I wasn't deaf.
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What my husband needs is to lose his
ass.
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From what I've read online, you're one
of the best parlors in the area.
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Though, I have heard that one nasty
review
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concerned an establishment prison.
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reputation careening into the abyss.
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So, if you'd like to keep that five
-star rating intact, I humbly suggest
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you fit my husband in.
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That's not too much to ask, is it?
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Please, say no more, okay? We'll do
whatever we can to squeeze your husband
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And Jenna and I will both massage your
husband.
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We'll make sure we work out all of his
games.
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Oh, great.
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I would expect nothing less.
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Have a seat in the lobby, and your
husband can come with us.
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Don't worry. We'll take good care of
him.
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Hurry up.
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We don't have all day.
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So, uh...
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Your wife, she's quite the character,
isn't she?
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Yeah, I mean, I guess you could say
that.
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Look, girls, I'm really sorry.
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My wife, she's a bit high -strung, I
feel.
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Oh, you don't have to apologize. He
seems like such a big guy.
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And she seems like kind of a customer.
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I just want to thank you both for being
so understanding.
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You really didn't have to do this.
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No, no, no. We didn't have to.
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We wanted to.
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In fact, we think you deserve our deluxe
treatment.
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Deluxe treatment?
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What's a deluxe treatment?
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Let's just say you're about to feel very
relaxed.
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And very appreciated from Ed, who...
Wow.
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Oh, wow. I think coming to this parlor
was a lot better of an idea than I
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thought it was.
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So, what's next?
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Well, I'll just get naked and hop in the
shower together.
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You don't have to tell me twice.
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Oh, shit.
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Shall we?
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Uh, sure.
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Um... Around me, please.
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Okay.
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I've never seen two naked girls before.
Crazy.
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Come on.
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Watch your step.
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Yeah, that's up!
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That's good.
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That's good.
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Let's do that.
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All right, well, now that it's done, you
all came down to us.
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Let's give you the best massage you've
ever had.
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Oh boy, I can't wait.
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Go.
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Okay.
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So, just lie down on your stomach and
let Jenna in on you.
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Does that feel good?
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So nice.
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I don't know what it's all about.
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It's just really a thing.
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God, there's a broad on your back.
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So what do you say, big boy?
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Are you ready to cap this off with the
happiest of endings?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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beforehand. We use more than our hands.
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Really?
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I love it.
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I think he's ready for a little massage.
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I hope so.
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but your husband is in the middle of a
very intense sensorial part of his
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massage. It's just going to be a little
bit longer to finish.
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Well, this is simply unacceptable.
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We're going to be late.
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Yes, but stopping his treatment now is
just going to waste all the progress
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we've made.
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Oh, please, Missy. You're giving him a
massage, for Christ's sake. Not
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performing psychoanalysis. I'm sure he's
quite loosened up by now.
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Yes, ma 'am. It's just going to be a
little bit longer.
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Oh, my God.
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It's clear I'm not going to get anywhere
with you. Can you go get the other one?
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Maybe she'll have more sense.
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I can get new for you.
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Attention. It's so good that you... No,
let me make this clear to you, Nia.
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I have never been late to one of these
galas, ever.
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When I say that we need to leave, I mean
it. So why don't you go be a good
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little girl and go get my husband?
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Here's the thing, man.
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If you interrupt his treatment now, he
might end up significantly more tense
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than when he came in.
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Not only would this reverse the progress
he's made...
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He would run the risk of making it
worse.
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We're in a very delicate situation right
now.
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I'm afraid if we interrupted, he might
leave here in even worse shape with even
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more tension.
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If he ends up walking out of here with
even more tension, well, I don't think
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he'd be very happy with him on that
pamphlet floor.
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Frankly, I don't think he'd be able to
move.
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Oh, God, that would be really
embarrassing.
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Everyone would notice.
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Sandra would never let me hear the end
of it.
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You know what you need as a gorgeous,
smart, and a
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powerful woman?
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You need a husband who is relaxed and
grateful.
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So I really think you should just trust
Jen and I.
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We know what we're doing.
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Believe me, you will not be
disappointed.
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Well, you've made a lot of good points.
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I suppose I could tolerate a little
tardiness and return for my husband's
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-being.
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I'll be in the lobby.
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Great.
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Everything good?
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Oh, yeah. Everything's great.
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Thank you.
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Fuck!
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Oh, God.
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Just don't. Don't.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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um oh
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oh my god
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Thank you. Thank you.
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working for this entire session.
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Entire session.
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Releasing.
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Stop, don't stop.
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I hope you feel much better after this.
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Oh, I feel great.
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You're welcome back anytime.
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Oh, shit.
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But I do think that you should probably
go back to your life. Do
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I have to?
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