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Sí.
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Sí, sí, sí.
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Gracias.
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To put it mildly,credit hasn't always been
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the easiest thing for a black man to get,
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whether it's a credit-card application,
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the birth of rock 'n' roll,
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or civilization itself.
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But as hard as it's been to
get credit for those things,
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it's even harder to get
credit from your wife.
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Babe?
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Yeah.
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Look... I loaded the dishwasher.
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Uh-huh.
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Babe, are you not seeing what I'm seeing?
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Everything is exactly
where it's supposed to be.
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You killed it, Dre.
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They didn't believe in you, but you did it.
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Silence the haters.
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Cheese!
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Look at my babies.
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Yeah, Dre, you killed it.
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Look, I'm just trying to do my part.
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You know, being a modern husband,
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I can bring home the bacon
and wash out the pan.
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Are you trying to get credit
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for simply loading the dishwasher?
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Mm-hmm. Sure sounds like it.
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I should've stopped right there.
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It was like watching myself
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in a horror movie at the
Magic Johnson theater.
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Don't go in there, fool!
There's an argument in there!
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I've seen this one before, man.
He goes in there.
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This guy is stupid. Watch.
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I'm not trying to get credit.
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I'm just not not trying to get credit.
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Told you he was stupid.
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No argument here.
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Licorice?
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Oh, thanks.
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Damn.
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- Sync and corrected by TheDelta -
- www.MY-SUBS.com -
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So, let me get this straight.
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I've cooked dinner, corrected homework.
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I'm making the lunches for tomorrow,
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I talked a first-year resident
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through a really tough intubation,
in español,
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and you are trying to get credit for...
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Oh, look at this.
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Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh!
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Handles out.
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- Oh, boy. Okay.
- All right?
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I'm just trying to do my part around here,
baby.
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W-with all this new responsibility at work,
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I'm not gonna always be
able to step up like this.
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"Step up"?
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Mm! Mm!
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Pops! Yo!
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Your paper is killing me, man.
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Well, how else will you know
that I was here to witness you
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unravel the fabric of your marriage, son?
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Okay, look, I'm just saying,
now that I'm SVP,
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I'm gonna probably have
to dial it back some...
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You know, do a little less.
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Oh, okay.
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I'm sorry.
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Did I say something funny?
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Um, well, you said "less."
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But, baby, that's physically impossible.
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What? I help out!
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Listen, we both have huge jobs,
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but when I come home from mine
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from, you know, saving lives and whatnot,
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I start a whole other second huge job.
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When you come home, you play video games.
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Babe, that is ridiculous!
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That's the sound it makes
when I get a work e-mail.
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You have lost this round.
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Playing time... 4 hours, 13 minutes.
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New record!
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Okay. Maybe I have a little problem.
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Just a little bit.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, babe.
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- Mom.
- Yeah.
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I forgot to tell you last week,
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but Jack and I need two dozen
cupcakes for school tomorrow.
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Yeah, that's 23 cupcakes.
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Tomorrow?
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Oh, great. That sounds fun for me.
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And... be careful with the frosting.
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Last time you made some,
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it looked like you did them last-minute.
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Yeah, you kind of phoned it in, mom.
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Did you even hear what she said?
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Yes. She said, "hey, Dad."
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Um, and then she said something to you.
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Mm. That's what I'm talking about.
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I mean,
there's like a thousand invisible things
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that I do around here that
aren't even on your radar.
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Okay, babe, I hear you.
Let me tell you what.
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Let me handle all the kids' stuff this week,
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I-including whatever it
is that Diane just said.
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- Really?
- Yes, really.
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That would be great.
I could really use a break.
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I know. You know, you look tired.
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I look tired, Dre?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, look what's here in the paper.
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Your obituary.
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Mr. Johnson!
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To what do we owe the surprise?
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Oh, well,
I-I wouldn't say it was a surprise.
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You know, I've been here... many times.
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Nuh-unh.
Daddy, you've never been here, ever.
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Uhp... shut up, boy.
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Put your bag away.
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You know,
he has a problem with his short-term memory.
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How's he doing? Is everything okay?
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You're Jack and Diane's Dad?
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Yes. I'm just dropping off cupcakes.
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You're amazing!
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My husband never drops off cupcakes.
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Mine either. Except in his mouth.
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Fatty.
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Oh. All right,
nice seeing you, ladies.
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Uh, I must be going.
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Oh, no, no, no! Stay, stay!
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Dads never make cupcakes.
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Well, I didn't make these.
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You know, these are store-bought.
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Oh!
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I love store-bought!
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Which is... much more expensive
than homemade cupcakes.
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Great!
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Maybe I can stay for a minute.
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Who wants some cupcakes?
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Oh!
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If I had known that
bringing in some cupcakes
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would get me treated like a rock star,
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I would've tried this
hands-on-parenting thing
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a long time ago.
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♪ When you wish upon a star ♪
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♪ your dreams will take you very far,
yeah ♪
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♪ you're a shining star ♪
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♪ no matter who you are ♪
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♪ shining star for you to see ♪
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♪ what your life can truly be ♪
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♪ shining star for you to see ♪
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♪ what your life can truly be ♪
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While I was killing it at school,
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- I also knew I was nailing it at home.
- Aww!
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Oh, my God. My fridge is chaos.
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Apples with applesauce? Chips in the fridge?
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Oh, my God!
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Hi. Cindee.
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I-I need you to move my heart/lung consult.
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I have a real emergency.
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Lettuce on the top shelf.
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My poor fridge.
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Who did this to you?
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Oh!
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So, when people see mustaches now,
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they think hipster, not Hitler.
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And that, people,
is the power of creative rebranding.
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Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late for
a meeting that I'm running.
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Had a thing with my kids. Nice move, bro.
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Hands-on Dad... way to go, Dre.
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Family first here at Stevens & Lido.
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Always. Starts and ends with the old fam-o!
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Give me a minute to get things together.
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Sorry I'm late. My kid was sick.
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It took me forever to get out of the house.
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Ah. No problem.
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A little heads-up next time would be great,
Candace.
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Wow.
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Candace, you're better than this.
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It turned out to be a good
day to be a Dad who cared.
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Everywhere I went,people were bringing the love.
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I've been receiving e-mails
about my cupcakes all day.
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"Thanks for stepping up today."
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You're welcome.
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"You made everybody's day."
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I try.
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Hey, "best cupcakes ever."
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They were tasty.
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That's a lot of e-mails
for a tray of cupcakes.
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- Mommy, mommy, look!
- Hey, sweetie.
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The whole class made Dad "thank you" cards!
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They're calling him "Cupcake Man."
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What?!
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No!
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"Number-one Dad. We love you, Mr. J."
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And you're wearing a cape in this one.
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- I am Cupcake Man.
- Right.
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Yeah, saving the world through cupcakes
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that I bought at a liquor store.
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Ha ha!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Liquor-store cupcakes, and you're a hero?
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Yes.
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I made those ungrateful runts quiche
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with green eggs and ham for Dr. Seuss day,
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and I got nothing... nothing!
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I could see she was upset,
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and all I had to do
to make her feel better
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was to tell her how much I appreciate her.
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Well, babe...
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Everyone can't be Cupcake Man.
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♪ When I say "cup," you say "cake" ♪
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- Cup! Cup!
- Cake! Cake!
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♪ When I say "cup," you say "cake" ♪
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- Cup! Cup!
- Cake! Cake!
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Do the birdie! Come on!
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Un-freakin'-believable.
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Do the birdie down the hall!
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Do the birdie!
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Do the sheneneh!
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Mm! Walk with it! Roll with it!
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Dummy did it again, man!
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Mm. This time, he's gonna die.
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I thought for day 2 of stepping up,
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I'd build on my success as Cupcake Man
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and introduce my new alter ego,Pancake Guy.
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Who wants some
extra-chocolate-chip pancakes?
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Oh, syrup for breakfast.
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What's next... uh, diabetes for dinner?
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Unh-unh!
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Those... are mine.
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Hey, guys,
I'm glad you like my pancakes,
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but I hear your mother
coming down the stairs,
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so please,
let's try not to make too big a deal
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out of what's clearly a big deal.
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- Good morning!
- Good morning.
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- Hey, babe.
- Hi. Wow.
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- Dad made chocolate-chip pancakes.
- Out of diabetes.
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Wow! That's a treat.
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They look delicious.
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Mm... they're okay.
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Hm. You guys, go get your book bags.
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Yeah, go get your book bags.
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- Hey, babe?
- Yes?
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I just want to say I'm
sorry about last night.
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Oh.
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I did get caught up in all of the attention.
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I was just mainly frustrated
'cause I feel like
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moms do everything and no one ever notices
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and then Dads do one little thing
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- and people go crazy.
- Mm.
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But you know what I realized last night?
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That you can't drink a half
a bottle of wine in the tub
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and get out without help?
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And that I have a very helpful husband.
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And now I have a lot more
time to enjoy myself.
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Mm. Mm.
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Mwah.
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Maybe a little bit of you later.
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Mmm. Oh!
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I was enjoying my breakfast over here.
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By the way,
these health forms need to go in today,
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and if you want, I can fill it out
262
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'cause I've got it down to a science.
263
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Babe.
264
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What? I got it.
265
00:08:58,659 --> 00:08:59,959
Well, I could... hey!
266
00:09:00,027 --> 00:09:01,027
I got it.
267
00:09:01,095 --> 00:09:02,429
Okay, great.
268
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- Now go enjoy yourself.
- Okay.
269
00:09:03,831 --> 00:09:05,064
Mm.
270
00:09:05,132 --> 00:09:06,933
You are not a very smart man, son.
271
00:09:07,001 --> 00:09:07,801
What?
272
00:09:07,868 --> 00:09:09,202
This whole "freaky Friday"
273
00:09:09,270 --> 00:09:10,937
role-reversal thing you got going on.
274
00:09:11,005 --> 00:09:13,973
Dads and moms have different
roles for a very good reason.
275
00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:16,109
When I was married to your mother,
for example,
276
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- I was the provider.
- Mm-hmm.
277
00:09:17,478 --> 00:09:19,045
She, the unquenchable bonfire
278
00:09:19,113 --> 00:09:21,080
that consumed my time, money, and youth.
279
00:09:21,148 --> 00:09:23,550
Pops, Bow and I are different.
We help each other.
280
00:09:23,617 --> 00:09:25,351
Oh. You heard what she said, now?
281
00:09:25,419 --> 00:09:28,048
Okay, great!
282
00:09:28,148 --> 00:09:29,515
In that cartoon-princess voice.
283
00:09:29,582 --> 00:09:31,216
When a woman says that, she's not happy.
284
00:09:31,284 --> 00:09:33,285
She doesn't like this new
setup you got arranged,
285
00:09:33,353 --> 00:09:34,920
and you're not gonna like it, either.
286
00:09:34,988 --> 00:09:36,516
How are you gonna tell me how I feel, man?
287
00:09:36,616 --> 00:09:38,899
Pops, I'm fine.
288
00:09:38,999 --> 00:09:40,666
Okay, Captain Cupcake or Mr. Pancake...
289
00:09:40,734 --> 00:09:42,101
Whatever you call yourself.
290
00:09:42,169 --> 00:09:43,836
It's "Pancake Guy."
291
00:09:43,904 --> 00:09:45,304
Or... "Pancake Dude."
292
00:09:45,372 --> 00:09:46,739
I ain't figured out which one it is yet,
but it's gonna be...
293
00:09:46,807 --> 00:09:47,740
Well, make up your mind!
294
00:09:47,808 --> 00:09:49,175
Who cares what pops said?
295
00:09:49,243 --> 00:09:51,778
I was looking forward
to what kind of props
296
00:09:51,845 --> 00:09:53,046
I was gonna get today.
297
00:09:53,113 --> 00:09:55,014
Boom! Filled out those health forms for you.
298
00:09:55,082 --> 00:09:56,215
Oh, great. Thank you.
299
00:09:56,283 --> 00:09:57,216
And?
300
00:09:57,284 --> 00:09:58,718
And what?
301
00:09:58,786 --> 00:10:00,408
Uh, well, you know,
there were a lot of little boxes there
302
00:10:00,508 --> 00:10:02,275
that required some very fine printing.
303
00:10:02,343 --> 00:10:03,543
- Okay.
- You're welcome.
304
00:10:03,611 --> 00:10:06,140
You know, just trying to go that extra mile.
305
00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,041
By doing what's mandatory?
306
00:10:08,109 --> 00:10:09,909
Uh... w... hey, that's me!
307
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,011
Hey, come here.
308
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,245
- Hey, Ms. Davis!
- Hey, kids!
309
00:10:12,313 --> 00:10:13,179
Hey, uh...
310
00:10:13,247 --> 00:10:14,748
Oh, hey, everybody!
311
00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,116
It's Cupcake Man.
312
00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:17,517
Hey, Jack's Dad!
313
00:10:17,585 --> 00:10:18,818
What did you bring today?
314
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,186
Health forms!
315
00:10:21,322 --> 00:10:24,491
Okay, everybody circle up!
316
00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:27,193
Today,
we're starting our unit on Harriet Tubman.
317
00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:28,495
Oh, oh, oh, hey, hey, hey.
318
00:10:28,562 --> 00:10:30,130
Speaking of going the extra mile,
319
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:32,565
if you need a little extra
help with H-Tubs here,
320
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:33,700
I'm your guy.
321
00:10:33,768 --> 00:10:35,969
W-why do you think I need extra help?
322
00:10:36,037 --> 00:10:38,171
Well, because I'm...
323
00:10:38,239 --> 00:10:40,915
And you're...
324
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:44,084
A doctoral candidate in American history
325
00:10:44,152 --> 00:10:46,386
with a concentration in the civil war?
326
00:10:46,454 --> 00:10:49,523
Who happens to be...
327
00:10:49,591 --> 00:10:51,458
First in her class?
328
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:52,893
Uh, who is also...
329
00:10:52,961 --> 00:10:54,728
Published?
330
00:10:54,796 --> 00:10:56,763
Very white. I'm sorry.
331
00:10:56,831 --> 00:10:58,398
Oh. I'm not. Being white is awesome.
332
00:10:58,466 --> 00:11:01,368
I study American history, so I should know.
333
00:11:02,437 --> 00:11:03,637
I'm kidding. We're the worst.
334
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,105
- Oh.
- Okay!
335
00:11:05,173 --> 00:11:06,006
Slavery!
336
00:11:09,978 --> 00:11:11,912
That cupcake glory didn't last long, did it?
337
00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:13,580
I remember my first high.
338
00:11:13,648 --> 00:11:16,116
I made homemade cotton
candy for spring carnival.
339
00:11:16,184 --> 00:11:17,551
I thought the praise would never end.
340
00:11:17,619 --> 00:11:18,719
I quit my day job.
341
00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:20,320
I'm sorry. You are...?
342
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,930
- Stacy Kang-Nussbaum.
- Yeah, okay.
343
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,497
Let me tell you what's gonna happen here.
344
00:11:24,564 --> 00:11:26,732
The more you do,
the more you get taken for granted,
345
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,300
so don't bother to buckle up.
346
00:11:28,368 --> 00:11:30,436
It's a slow ride to nowhere.
347
00:11:30,504 --> 00:11:32,371
Thank you, but I'm good.
348
00:11:33,674 --> 00:11:35,174
Oh, you think so?!
349
00:11:35,242 --> 00:11:36,976
So, it's a fairly routine procedure,
350
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:38,711
uh, but with your medical history,
351
00:11:38,779 --> 00:11:40,413
there is a significant risk for...
352
00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,981
I'm sorry.
353
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,582
Just give me one second, if you would.
354
00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:45,017
Oh, it's my daughter.
355
00:11:45,085 --> 00:11:45,851
Hey, baby.
356
00:11:45,919 --> 00:11:46,952
Hey, mom.
357
00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:47,720
Hey!
358
00:11:47,788 --> 00:11:49,021
I forgot my gym bag.
359
00:11:49,089 --> 00:11:51,657
Oh! Never mind... force of habit.
360
00:11:51,725 --> 00:11:53,125
I'll call Dad.
361
00:11:53,193 --> 00:11:54,360
I'd be happy to...
362
00:11:54,428 --> 00:11:57,391
Okay, where were we?
363
00:11:57,491 --> 00:11:58,824
Uh, let's see here...
364
00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:00,660
Blah, blah, "significant risk."
365
00:12:00,727 --> 00:12:02,061
You'll be fine.
366
00:12:02,129 --> 00:12:03,296
Just, I'm gonna... thanks.
367
00:12:03,363 --> 00:12:04,931
You can go.
368
00:12:04,998 --> 00:12:08,801
So, while I was plotting my
next move as an involved Dad,
369
00:12:08,869 --> 00:12:10,803
Bow had free time to enjoy herself,
370
00:12:10,871 --> 00:12:12,738
which is not always easy for Bow.
371
00:12:16,476 --> 00:12:17,944
Hey, babies.
372
00:12:18,011 --> 00:12:19,745
Need any help with your spelling words?
373
00:12:19,813 --> 00:12:21,547
Nope. Dad already quizzed us.
374
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:22,648
We don't need you.
375
00:12:22,716 --> 00:12:23,449
Oh.
376
00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:26,352
Knock-knock.
377
00:12:26,420 --> 00:12:27,853
Hey!
378
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:31,057
Want to go hit a bunch of balls?
379
00:12:31,124 --> 00:12:32,425
What does that mean?
380
00:12:32,492 --> 00:12:33,759
I don't know.
381
00:12:33,827 --> 00:12:37,096
It just seems like something
I've heard people say, so...
382
00:12:37,164 --> 00:12:38,431
Is that...
383
00:12:38,498 --> 00:12:39,231
No.
384
00:12:39,299 --> 00:12:40,266
Okay.
385
00:12:44,771 --> 00:12:46,038
Hey.
386
00:12:46,106 --> 00:12:47,239
Hey.
387
00:12:47,307 --> 00:12:50,409
I was just wondering if,
you know, you want to...
388
00:12:50,477 --> 00:12:54,180
Just talk about anything... special...
389
00:12:54,247 --> 00:12:56,482
You know, just girl-to-girl.
390
00:12:57,851 --> 00:12:59,118
Gross.
391
00:13:00,721 --> 00:13:01,821
Okay.
392
00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:11,717
For me,
day 2 of stepping up had not gone as planned.
393
00:13:11,817 --> 00:13:13,473
I needed to really bring it tomorrow
394
00:13:13,573 --> 00:13:14,867
if I was gonna stay in the game.
395
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:17,969
Need a win here, Dre.
Back's against the wall, bruh.
396
00:13:18,037 --> 00:13:19,203
Hey!
397
00:13:19,271 --> 00:13:22,006
So, the kids are busy,
and I'm not doing anything,
398
00:13:22,074 --> 00:13:23,574
so I was wondering...
399
00:13:23,642 --> 00:13:25,877
Are you hand-grinding cornmeal?
400
00:13:25,944 --> 00:13:28,613
Yeah, babe.
This corn bread's got to be spectacular.
401
00:13:28,681 --> 00:13:30,548
It's for the Harriet Tubman
presentation tomorrow,
402
00:13:30,616 --> 00:13:32,317
and I will not be ignored.
403
00:13:32,384 --> 00:13:34,585
Well, it looks great.
404
00:13:34,653 --> 00:13:36,621
You know what else looks great?
405
00:13:38,657 --> 00:13:40,224
Like that? Yeah.
406
00:13:40,292 --> 00:13:41,893
I like that. I like it. Babe...
407
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,894
Hey, babe, you know,
that teacher was mean to me.
408
00:13:44,994 --> 00:13:46,628
I filled the hell out of those forms,
409
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,763
and she's like, "good. Get out."
410
00:13:48,831 --> 00:13:50,098
Like I didn't even exist.
411
00:13:50,165 --> 00:13:51,165
Mm.
412
00:13:51,233 --> 00:13:52,467
Well, if you're not in the mood,
413
00:13:52,534 --> 00:13:54,002
you can just...
414
00:13:57,106 --> 00:13:58,439
Babe... huh?
415
00:13:58,507 --> 00:13:59,540
I'm baking.
416
00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:03,077
Hey!
417
00:14:03,145 --> 00:14:06,514
Guess who made authentic,
hand-ground corn bread.
418
00:14:06,582 --> 00:14:08,349
O...Kay. Just put it over there, Dre.
419
00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:11,252
Mr. Kinnebrew made kettle corn for everyone.
420
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,054
You rock, Glen!
421
00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:15,776
I'm just doing my part for
the Harriet Tubman experience.
422
00:14:17,244 --> 00:14:18,711
Here you go. Go get 'em!
423
00:14:18,779 --> 00:14:19,846
Who's the showboat?
424
00:14:19,914 --> 00:14:21,014
Some jackass Dad.
425
00:14:21,082 --> 00:14:23,183
No one's even noticed my cardboard replica
426
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,918
of Harriet Tubman's one-room cabin.
427
00:14:24,985 --> 00:14:26,419
If you look in the window,
428
00:14:26,487 --> 00:14:29,022
there's a tiny marzipan
map of Canada on the wall.
429
00:14:29,090 --> 00:14:30,824
Woman, what the hell are you talking about?
430
00:14:30,891 --> 00:14:32,325
It's aspirational.
431
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:35,361
I wanted to be gracious and rise above it,
432
00:14:35,429 --> 00:14:37,831
but as the next minute
and 37 seconds will show,
433
00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:39,799
that's not exactly how it went down.
434
00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:45,271
Okay, class,
it is time to start our special show.
435
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:51,611
Good afternoon, chil'ren.
My name is Harriet Tubman.
436
00:14:51,679 --> 00:14:54,981
I was born in 1820 in a one-room cabin...
437
00:14:55,049 --> 00:14:56,282
Look at that.
438
00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:59,729
Look at him sitting over
there like he's a prince.
439
00:14:59,829 --> 00:15:02,798
Popcorn on the underground rail road?
440
00:15:02,865 --> 00:15:04,233
Please.
441
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,934
Harriet was a smart woman.
442
00:15:06,002 --> 00:15:08,303
She wouldn't blow the whole
deal with some loud-ass snacks.
443
00:15:08,371 --> 00:15:09,504
Okay, Mr. Johnson. What?!
444
00:15:09,572 --> 00:15:10,620
You need to be quiet.
445
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,921
You're ruining the
Harriet Tubman experience.
446
00:15:12,989 --> 00:15:14,189
- Oh, I'm ruining it?
- Yeah.
447
00:15:14,257 --> 00:15:15,657
I'm here to save it.
448
00:15:15,725 --> 00:15:17,226
You're the one that's ruining it
449
00:15:17,293 --> 00:15:20,262
by allowing off-topic snacks
and spreading misinformation.
450
00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:21,630
For five whole days.
451
00:15:21,698 --> 00:15:23,532
Harriet Tubman was not a spy.
452
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,167
Yes, she was!
453
00:15:25,235 --> 00:15:26,969
No, she wasn't!
454
00:15:27,036 --> 00:15:28,170
Excuse me!
455
00:15:28,238 --> 00:15:29,938
Who's talkin'?
456
00:15:30,006 --> 00:15:31,240
I am!
457
00:15:31,307 --> 00:15:33,375
Harriet,
could you help a brother out over here
458
00:15:33,443 --> 00:15:34,476
and solve something for us?
459
00:15:34,544 --> 00:15:38,265
You were never a spy, right?
460
00:15:38,365 --> 00:15:40,499
Why, yes. I was.
461
00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:41,600
What does she know?
462
00:15:41,668 --> 00:15:43,569
She ain't even the real Harriet Tubman.
463
00:15:43,637 --> 00:15:44,737
Oh!
464
00:15:44,805 --> 00:15:46,372
- The accusations!
- Accu... what?!
465
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,974
All this rigamarole is aggravatin'
the headaches
466
00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:51,077
- what the hell is "rigamarole"?
- And dizzy spells I've had
467
00:15:51,144 --> 00:15:54,413
ever since a slave owner hit me in the head
468
00:15:54,481 --> 00:15:58,551
with an iron weight in 1835.
469
00:15:58,618 --> 00:16:00,686
Oh!
470
00:16:00,754 --> 00:16:01,821
You're hurting Harriet Tubman!
471
00:16:01,888 --> 00:16:03,589
Boy, that is not the real Harriet Tubman!
472
00:16:03,657 --> 00:16:05,324
She said she was born in 1820!
473
00:16:05,392 --> 00:16:07,359
What's today date?! Do the math!
474
00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:09,161
What are y'all looking at?
475
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:10,996
Oh. He's crazy.
476
00:16:11,064 --> 00:16:11,897
Shut up, Glen!
477
00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,666
You should leave!
478
00:16:13,733 --> 00:16:14,834
What?! I should leave?
479
00:16:14,901 --> 00:16:16,302
Who gave you cupcakes, huh?
480
00:16:16,369 --> 00:16:17,436
Who gave you cupcakes?!
481
00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:23,098
With a carefully worded, furious e-mail,
482
00:16:23,198 --> 00:16:25,165
I calmly let the
authorities at school know
483
00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:26,700
the injustice I had suffered.
484
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,236
In many ways,
I was just like Harriet Tubman...
485
00:16:29,304 --> 00:16:31,438
The real one, not the fake-ass spy one.
486
00:16:31,506 --> 00:16:32,373
Dre!
487
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,074
Kitchen, babe.
488
00:16:34,142 --> 00:16:36,644
What in the world did
you do at school today?
489
00:16:36,711 --> 00:16:38,746
I stood up for parents everywhere.
490
00:16:38,813 --> 00:16:40,948
We need to be respected and valued.
491
00:16:41,016 --> 00:16:43,717
That teacher didn't even
thank me for what I did.
492
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,586
For attacking Harriet Tubman?
493
00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:47,388
What was I supposed to do?
494
00:16:47,455 --> 00:16:49,423
- Oh, my...
- Teaching our kids nonsense
495
00:16:49,491 --> 00:16:51,959
like Harriet Tubman was
a spy in the civil war.
496
00:16:52,027 --> 00:16:53,961
She was a spy.
497
00:16:54,029 --> 00:16:56,580
Her code name was "Moses."
498
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:57,980
And how do you know this?
499
00:16:58,048 --> 00:17:00,116
Because it was in the packet
that Ms. Davis sent home.
500
00:17:00,183 --> 00:17:03,252
Yeah, a packet that she probably wrote!
501
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,253
Oh, my God.
502
00:17:04,321 --> 00:17:06,088
You have become the crazy mom.
503
00:17:06,156 --> 00:17:07,723
You realize that, right?
504
00:17:07,791 --> 00:17:09,492
It's no longer Stacy Kang-Nussbaum.
505
00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:12,616
It's you. You're crazy mom.
506
00:17:12,716 --> 00:17:14,299
You know, if anyone's crazy, it's you.
507
00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:16,133
- What?
- Zoey told me what you did.
508
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:19,656
You sat on her bed. Who does that?
509
00:17:19,756 --> 00:17:21,690
Okay, let's not change the subject, okay?
510
00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:24,259
No, we are talking about you.
You are a praise junkie.
511
00:17:24,327 --> 00:17:25,894
Uh...
512
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,930
And you are a control freak.
513
00:17:27,997 --> 00:17:28,997
What?!
514
00:17:29,065 --> 00:17:30,399
Yes! Excuse me.
515
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,967
Don't think I didn't notice
516
00:17:32,035 --> 00:17:34,069
you re-put away all the silverware.
517
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,305
You told me that you wanted me to do it,
518
00:17:36,372 --> 00:17:37,506
but you don't want me to do it.
519
00:17:37,574 --> 00:17:38,907
No, no, I want you to do it.
520
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,709
I just want you to do it how I do it.
521
00:17:40,777 --> 00:17:41,677
That's crazy!
522
00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:42,878
Okay, look...
523
00:17:42,946 --> 00:17:44,313
No, it's not crazy. Look, okay.
524
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,914
'Cause this is the way it's supposed to be,
okay?
525
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,016
It's supposed to be big fork,
little fork, big spoon, little spoon.
526
00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:49,985
You put it in here big fork, big spoon,
527
00:17:50,053 --> 00:17:52,221
little fork, little spoon... like a maniac.
528
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:55,390
And now it's chaos all up in the drawer.
529
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:58,360
I'm being abused for working hard,
530
00:17:58,428 --> 00:18:00,362
just like Harriet Tubman.
531
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,630
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
532
00:18:01,698 --> 00:18:04,500
Who...
Who would put a spatula with a can opener?
533
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:05,734
Huh? Huh?
534
00:18:05,802 --> 00:18:07,936
That's a lunatic! You're a lunatic because...
535
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,640
Mommies need to be with their babies, Dre!
536
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,675
What is going on out here, son?
537
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:15,944
I can hear you all the way
out to the guest house,
538
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,046
where I am trying to
entertain a lady friend.
539
00:18:18,114 --> 00:18:21,317
Bow is being unreasonable, man.
540
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:23,652
Bow is being a mom.
541
00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:25,787
The problem is,
you're trying to be a mom, too,
542
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,422
and you're being all crazy with it,
543
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:29,057
yelling at teachers for teaching,
544
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,559
forks and spoons all Willy-Nilly.
545
00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:31,960
I-I know. Can't handle it!
546
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,795
See, there? "Freaky Friday."
547
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,897
And you didn't even get
that far into the week.
548
00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:38,366
Nothing sadder than a freaky Thursday,
son... nothing.
549
00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:41,069
Okay, pops, I get it.
I messed up, all right?
550
00:18:43,072 --> 00:18:44,606
You know what?
I-I'm just gonna go talk to Bow.
551
00:18:44,674 --> 00:18:47,542
Do that.
Lose what little dignity you have left.
552
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,311
So you don't think I should say anything?
553
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,913
I think sometimes talking is overrated.
554
00:18:51,981 --> 00:18:54,316
The way I see it, crazy got you in.
555
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,784
Crazy can get you out.
556
00:18:58,941 --> 00:19:00,208
Later.
557
00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:02,777
Pops doesn't always make a lot of sense,
558
00:19:02,845 --> 00:19:04,645
but in this case, he was right.
559
00:19:04,713 --> 00:19:05,980
I needed to make a big move.
560
00:19:06,048 --> 00:19:08,216
Mom, will you make us breakfast?
561
00:19:08,283 --> 00:19:10,685
I can't take any more of Dad's pancakes.
562
00:19:10,752 --> 00:19:11,752
Too much sugar.
563
00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:14,222
Miss your steel-cut oatmeal.
564
00:19:14,289 --> 00:19:15,256
Well, Dad was actually...
565
00:19:15,324 --> 00:19:17,024
It's... so good.
566
00:19:17,092 --> 00:19:18,826
We hate flavor.
567
00:19:19,828 --> 00:19:21,996
Okay, babies. I'll make you breakfast.
568
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,301
Hey... mom? Mm-hmm?
569
00:19:27,369 --> 00:19:29,303
I'm... really looking forward
570
00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:32,440
to spending some more
time with you... together.
571
00:19:32,508 --> 00:19:33,674
Oh. Wha...
572
00:19:33,742 --> 00:19:34,742
That's so nice...
573
00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:36,110
And a little strange.
574
00:19:39,882 --> 00:19:41,149
Go!
575
00:19:41,216 --> 00:19:42,850
Hey, mom.
576
00:19:43,986 --> 00:19:46,587
You want to... sit on my bed later?
577
00:19:46,655 --> 00:19:47,688
Wha... sure.
578
00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:48,890
Awesome.
579
00:19:48,957 --> 00:19:51,025
Okay.
580
00:19:52,461 --> 00:19:53,995
Good morning, everybody!
581
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:56,964
Dad, do you mind if mom takes
us to school this morning?
582
00:19:57,032 --> 00:19:59,100
Son,
that's what this whole week was about...
583
00:19:59,168 --> 00:20:00,501
Giving your mother a break.
584
00:20:00,569 --> 00:20:02,537
Please? It's so slow and safe.
585
00:20:02,604 --> 00:20:06,572
We love listening to your books on tape.
586
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:07,772
What? It's...
587
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,940
Really, babe? What?
588
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:11,876
You could've at least had
them rehearse a little more.
589
00:20:11,943 --> 00:20:13,177
That was like some really bad theater.
590
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,712
I know.
591
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,214
So,
you want things to go back the way they were?
592
00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:18,582
Maybe a little.
593
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,418
It's not as easy as you thought, is it?
594
00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:22,386
- No, it's not, babe. You know what?
- No.
595
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:24,855
To hell with being the unsung hero.
I want to be sung.
596
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,458
Well, as much as I hate to admit it,
597
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:30,394
I actually miss doing the little things.
598
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:33,764
And it kind of burns off
my working-mom guilt.
599
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,366
Just sayin'.
600
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,367
Babe, babe.
601
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:37,435
Hmm?
602
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:39,870
I appreciate everything that you do.
603
00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:42,273
I appreciate everything you don't do.
604
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:44,542
Oh, hey, when you get home from work later,
605
00:20:44,609 --> 00:20:46,377
I know you might be tired,
but I was thinking
606
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,212
maybe you could...
607
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,915
- Oh. You gonna sneak me in the
underground rail road? - Mm-hmm.
608
00:20:50,982 --> 00:20:53,117
You be Harriet Tubman.
I'll be Frederick douglass.
609
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,251
- Done!
- All right. Ha ha!
610
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:55,419
Done! Done!
611
00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:57,254
- Let me get the wig.
- Oh!
612
00:21:00,896 --> 00:21:03,598
This is nice.
613
00:21:03,665 --> 00:21:05,833
I'll wash the glasses.
614
00:21:05,901 --> 00:21:07,935
Offering to do the dishes?
615
00:21:08,003 --> 00:21:10,138
You're trying to seduce me, Mr. Johnson.
616
00:21:10,205 --> 00:21:11,172
I am.
617
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,840
Oh. Mmm.
618
00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:16,711
You know, this has a very happy ending
619
00:21:16,779 --> 00:21:18,646
if he doesn't blow it.
620
00:21:18,714 --> 00:21:21,215
Oh, no, he's gonna blow it.
621
00:21:21,283 --> 00:21:23,217
Yeah. Probably.
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