All language subtitles for 1974 - Dames and Dreams

Cheers. Yes.

You see this line?

This is your lifeline.

You see how long it is?

You're going to be a hundred.

And it just goes on and on and on.

Living long is fine, but how?

How?

You will be happy.

As you see, your love line is just as
long as your lifeline.

Fantastic. Means I'm going to love as
long as I live.

Where does it say that?

Here. See?

You're going to meet a stranger in the
most unusual and peculiar circumstances.

You mean strange peculiar or strange
crazy?

Both.

I don't know if I like that.

Oh, you'll like it.

He has money.

I like it.

I see.

I see.

No, it's kind of blurred.

A strange meeting.

You said that, go on.

I see.

I... I see.

Yes? Yes?

I see water.

It's... But the image is obscured by
water.

What's obscured? Me? Him? The money?

No, no. It's clear. The money. The
money's clear.

Where does it say that? Show me my
money, Ma.

Here. Right here. See? This line running
down.

Where? Which one? This one.

You see?

They all meet together.

Your lifeline, your loveline, and your
moneyline.

I'll be goddamned, they do.

They absolutely do. They all meet here
in this one place.

I'll be goddamned.

What a mess.

God.

I spent some partying. I can't seem to
remember anything about last night.

Nothing.

Oh, my God.

Even my tits are sagging.

Oh, well.

Silicone, here I come.

Not sagging, dragging.

I gotta tone up my muscles.

From now on, I'm gonna get on the top.
That's where you get all the exercise.

Thanks, I needed that.

I thought he was dead.

Well, not yet, anyway.

Well, who is he?

How would I know? He wasn't here when I
went to bed last night. Well, I don't

know him.

Honey, he was so drunk when you came in
last night, he didn't even know me.

True.

I wonder if he's the guy that took me
home.

What are we going to do with him?

Well, let's get him the hell out of
here.

Go ahead and get in.

Grab hold of his other arm.

Yeah.

But he's all wet.

Well, that's what water usually does.

Well, take his clothes off and throw
them in the dryer.

Oh, I don't think they'll fit in the
dryer.

Oh, not him. His clothes.

Grab hold of his feet.

Ah!

Turn off the damn water.

Thanks. I needed that.

Come on, let's get him out of here.

Look, he's got the shakes.

Oh, he's probably cold. Maybe this will
help.

What are you doing? Will you put that
thing down?

Get over there and take off his coat.
I'll get his pants.

How come you always get to do the good
stuff?

Because I'm older. Oh, yes, ma 'am.

You're involved with something
dangerous, something strange.

It has to do with guns and money.

Who, little old me?

Yes, I feel it. It's the vibrations.

It's dangerous.

In this room?

Whoever you take care of yourself, don't
speak to anyone.

And don't get drunk.

I don't drink.

I see it. The danger here.

How does it turn out?

You get the money.

That's a good start.

I see all this danger in you.

A tall, dark, handsome man.

How's this grab you? Not where I'd like
to grab you.

Cut it out.

I'll try over there.

Okay. Bring her over. I'll grab her,
too.

Wrong. She's straight as an arrow.

Somewhere, somehow, sometime, everyone
bends a little.

Not her.

Want to bet?

A hundred dollars?

Shake.

And another hundred, I'll have her in
the bedroom in five minutes.

You got it.

And five minutes after that, she'll be
on the bed with me.

You got another hundred.

Five minutes after that, I'll be bawling
her.

That'll get you another hundred.

Then you can join us.

And that'll get you another hundred.

You're going to owe me $500 in 15
minutes.

How do I check my bed?

Open the bedroom door every five
minutes.

I will.

I will.

Stop it. What's the matter? Don't you
like it?

Of course I like it. Then why stop?

It's too soon.

Not for me.

Well, it is for me. I like to have a
little bit of fun before I enjoy myself.

Oh, is something wrong?

Oh, excuse me. I don't know my way
around.

Are you all right?

I really don't feel well. I must lie
down somewhere.

Well, here, honey.

I'll help you. Let me show you the way
to the bedroom. Oh, thank you. You're so

kind.

Frank, I'm taking this poor girl to the
bedroom.

Just lie down for a moment.

There goes that first hundred bucks.

Oh, here, let me loosen this for you.

Just how it all started.

What started?

That man who attacked me.

What man? What happened?

He raped me. And he was a married man
with a wife in the other room.

That bastard. They're all alike.

Please, could I have a glass of water?

Sure, honey.

Why don't you try to take a nap and
relax and forget the whole thing? You'll

feel better. Oh, please, don't leave me
alone.

I'm too frightened.

Now, now, no one's going to bother you.
I'm here.

Oh, I just can't thank you enough for
all your help. And I don't even know

name. Penny, now just lie down and take
it easy. I'll sit here for a minute with

you. Oh, I'm so frightened.

Could I, could you please, could you
just lie down next to me for a few

Oh. I don't think that would be
necessary. Please, just for a little

Oh, all right, but just for a moment.

You're so kind. I can't tell you how
much I appreciate what you're doing for

That's all right. Just lay here and
close your eyes and try to relax.

You can't believe the nerve of that man.

I just can't get over it.

Who was it?

I never did find out his name. What did
he look like?

He was a big man, about 6 '2". What
color hair?

Black, and he had a mustache and beard.

And he wore black flame glasses.

Did he have a red handkerchief in his
breast pocket?

Yes, yes he did.

I remember that handkerchief very well.

Did you notice him?

I sure did.

How come?

That son of a bitch is my husband.

Oh, no.

I'm sorry.

Oh, I don't know what to say.

Can you ever forgive me?

Oh, please, please forgive me. I didn't
know.

Just tell me exactly what the bastard
did.

Oh, forget it. It was nothing.

I made too much of it.

I insist that you tell me what he did.

As if I didn't know. I asked him to
leave, but instead he locked the door.

He said he wanted to dry me off.

Then what did he do?

Oh, really, it doesn't matter. Forget
it.

It matters to me.

What exactly did he do?

I said I'd get a towel, but he said he
had a better way.

Yes.

Then he... Then he... Tell me, what did
he do?

He said... He said he'd lick it up, like
this.

He said he'd lick me dry.

His excuse was that the champagne was
too good to waste.

I can assure you that son of a bitch
wasn't interested in the champagne.

I pushed him away and said I was going
to scream.

But he said he'd just have to keep me
quiet. So he kissed me hard in the mouth

like this.

Here comes my second hubby.

And

while he

was kissing me, he had my arm pinned.

And with his free hand, he took my
breath off.

Then his hand went down here, and before
I could scream, he kissed me again.

I pulled away from him, but he grabbed
me, and he pulled my head down on his

open fly.

You're so fantastic.

You're so soft.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, I've never done this with hair
before.

Oh, it's so beautiful.

There goes the third hundred.

I better get my money's worth.

Oh, come on, baby, right there.

Oh, my God.

Betty, that's not nice.

You shouldn't be doing things like that
now.

Well, I'm just trying to keep him warm.

But Betty, you don't have any clothes
on. How can you keep him warm?

Leave the covers alone.

Why don't you get in on the other side?
We'll get him a heat sandwich.

We'll get you some more.

What the hell are you doing?

You said eat him.

Not eat.

Heat. H -E -A -T. Like unto warm.

Oh, I get it. Like a TV dinner.

First heat, then eat.

Oh.

Nice and warm.

Oh, you're so

fantastic. And so gentle.

Oh, I wish I had a man, too.

I could do it with both of you.

Come on up here, baby.

Son of a bitch. You laugh. Get the hell
out of here.

Mom first.

Fight later.

Fight you low down.

Oh, he stopped shivering.

He seems warm.

Might even be getting hot.

Mm, sun warm too.

We didn't see this guy.

Oh

Oh.

um um

He's so bad, it's there.

Anybody

want some

more?

Not right now.

Maybe just a little bit.

A little rest, a little bit.

I just lost 10 pounds.

Here you are, my friend.

Thank you. You want it fair and square.

And what the hell is this all about?

None of your damn business.

And as soon as she leaves, you and I are
going to have a little talk about your

lesbian tendencies.

To hell with my tendencies, you rapist.

Excuse me, folks, but I think I hear my
exit line.

That was a perfect setup.

She was hungry for money, and we were
hungry for her.

Let's get dressed and do it again.

Oh, hey, slow down.

I'm only flesh and blood.

Besides, that little joke cost a lot of
money.

Oh, what good's money if we can't use it
for our pleasure?

Right on.

And especially this money.

Oh, no, Frank.

You didn't. Right.

It was a counterfeit shipment I got
yesterday.

Oh, that's the funniest thing I've ever
heard.

A counterfeit ball.

Oh, God.

Here they are.

Five $100 bills.

Good.

You did good.

And where's my reward?

Oh, I'll give it to you.

Personally.

Just as soon as I take care of this
little job.

Don't move.

Don't move.

You'll be coming and going at the same
time.

What's this all about?

You're both under arrest.

Of what?

For prostitution, lewd conduct, immoral
acts. And the one I like best is passing

counterfeit money.

Hey, you're crazy.

You got no witnesses.

What do I look like? Spinach?

It's a frame.

See your identification.

Frank!

You bastard! You can't do that!

Now wait till you see the surprise that
we've got next for you.

Let that be a lesson to you. Don't jump
into any more showers with your clothes

on unless you can be drip -dried.

It was worth it.

Everything I had when I came in is now
smaller.

I like small things.

Thanks. I needed that.

Next time you come, why don't you try
using the street door instead of the

shower? Yeah, right on.

Cute. So how come you didn't get away?

He'll be back.

Excuse me, I think I left my wallet
here.

You did, and I found it. Thanks. May I
have it?

Remember what you said before you left?

Everything I had when I came in is now
smaller?

Yes, but I was joking.

How's this for a joke?

It shrank.

Just like your suit.

Wait a minute. What about the money?

Just like your suit.

Well, now we know how the American
dollar has shrunk.

Herbert, I'm really sorry everything on
you shrunk.

Oh, to hell with it.

Let's see if we can make things stretch
again.

Well, why not? Take off your little
coat.

And your little pants.

And your little shirt.

And pull at you a little quick.

I'm just trying to get a shoe off.
Thanks, I needed that.

You're welcome.

Here Margie, your turn. Maybe you'll
have better luck.

Anything exciting?

Nothing big. Everything turned out
rather small.

Everyone expects everything big.

I don't. Take my hand.

I see.

You see this line? This is what I call a
danger line.

Danger from what?

Not from what? From who?

I see a dark, mysterious stranger.

I see airplanes, a mission, a dangerous
mission.

I haven't been on a dangerous mission
since I went to unemployment.

You are in danger.

You are a courier.

You imagine yourself as a female James
Bond.

Me? James Bond?

Never. I'm really not the type.

You are in danger.

It's subconsciously you always thought
of yourself as a female James Bond.

Your hands say so.

Thank you.

Welcome back. You're just in time.

Okay, so much for the social amenities.

Where is it?

Where's the diamond?

Find it.

Now look, don't you play games with me.

But think of all the fun we can have.

Once more and once more only.

Where is it?

Find it.

Okay.

Okay, if that's the way you want it.

Chinese theater.

All right, take off your coat.

You do it.

Lady, you're starting to try my
patience. Now you take off that coat.

Where is it?

All right, where is it?

Find it.

Please, a little tenderness will go a
long way.

Well, I'm sorry my hands are so rough.

Your mouth is softer.

Anything to oblige.

All right, where is it?

Behind it. Okay.

Take off the dress.

Aren't you afraid of causing an
accident?

Lady, the only accident you've got to
worry about is whether or not this gun

goes off. Now, you take that dress off.

All right.

You going to tell me where it is, or do
I have to find it myself?

Find it yourself.

All right, if you insist.

But not with your fingers, please.

All right.

I'll do you one better.

No, I don't feel anything.

I do. Keep it up.

No, there's nothing in there.

Don't be so modest. I feel something.

You're not looking for anything.

That's what you think.

Switch! There's nothing in there I don't
feel a thing.

I do. Keep it up.

Now listen, dammit. If I don't find it,
I'm going to tear you inside out.

Marvelous. Do it.

Do it.

What would you like to do when the
party's over?

Have a party.

Oh, can't we go someplace?

Sure, let's go home and go to bed.

Does there always have to be the bed?

Somehow it just seems to lend itself to
what I have in mind.

Listen, weekend comes up.

Why don't we go somewhere?

Okay, as long as there's a bed nearby.

We could go on a boat, fly a plane.

Ride a horse?

I've never done it on a horse before.

Can't you think anything else?

Sure.

I've never done it on a boat either.

Oh, you're impossible.

As a matter of fact, I've never even
done it on a plane.

We have no boat, no horse, and no plane.

We're back where we started from.

That is what?

We own a bed.

I hope I'm not presuming, but would you
mind?

Well, I'm a little tired, but I guess I
can handle one more. Oh, thank you.

I see that you have a long life, and
it's strong.

There's outdoors.

There's sort of a park or a stranger

that you're going to meet.

I always ride my bicycle in the park.

I see.

An accident.

An accident?

Uh -uh. No more bike riding.

No, no, no. It's not an accident. It's
just that, well, there's money.

That's always worth looking into.

No. It always happens.

Are you okay?

No, I'm not all right. Look at my knee.

It's my fault. I admit it. It's my
fault. Oh, God.

Listen, what can I say? I admit it. I'm
sorry. It's my fault.

No, I don't need your help.

I didn't do it.

Help.

Are you okay?

No. I'm going to get the bike. I'm free.

Thank you a lot. Just let me have my
bike, please. I'm sorry.

Oh, great. The wheel's stuck. It's
broken.

Now what am I going to do? How am I
going to get home? Listen, let me get

bike repaired for you. My car's right
over here.

We'll take it. You better pay for it. Of
course.

All right.

Okay?

This is my car right here.

How would you like me to dash up your
car?

I wouldn't. I really wouldn't.

Again, I apologize.

We'll take your bike over and get it
repaired, okay?

Be careful. Don't ruin it anymore.

Listen, I'm really sorry.

Again, I can't say how sorry I am about
that whole thing. Well, you ought to be.

Oh, what a mess.

At least let me take you home and get it
fixed up. Oh, come on.

That's all I need.

Why don't we go over to my place and I
can fix up your... Oh, come on. I don't

need a line after this.

Well, at least let me buy you lunch.
Lines. Just take me to the bike shop

I can hold the tab or something.

No, I insist that I at least buy you
some lunch. How's that?

Come on, now. Don't be like that.

Come on. I'll fix you one of my
specialties.

I'm a gourmet, you know that.

What's for lunch?

I don't know.

Now, here's the way it is.

I can arrest both of you for passing
counterfeit money, resisting arrest,

attacking an officer, and practicing
prostitution.

But I will drop all charges as long as
you give this young lady here the money,

the real money that she won on that bet.

300?

That's all?

Aw, come on, you can do better than
that. Here, let me help you.

One, two, three, four, five... 2 ,000.

And, uh, these are the real ones, right?

Right.

Here, April.

Only 100?

My mistake.

But that's only 50.

See, I'm sorry.

It's the smallest I got. And this guy
only carries big bills.

Yeah, but you said I was going to get...
Split.

I'll hold on to this.

Evidence.

You sure got a sweet ass.

It's called excess.

You son of a bitch. I want the money.

All of it.

Now get out.

Very slowly.

No cheap punk is going to double -cross
me. Oh, hey.

Hey, come on. I was only kidding. It was
a joke.

You're going to get paid off.

I always get paid off.

In real money, too.

And so will you.

Now, please.

Please, you know me. It was a joke.

I'm laughing.

Hey, Gunther, he was only joking. So why
ain't you laughing?

That's the end of the joke.

I don't know what you did, but that was
sure some dream.

I didn't do anything.

I just suggested it. And let your own
fantasies take over.

You madman! You killed him!

You had it coming.

Now, where's the diamond?

Here. Take it and go.

Not until I get my share of what I saw
in the rearview mirror.

Not here in front of the Chinese
theater.

You didn't object doing it with him. I
had no choice.

You ain't got no choice with me either.

Oh, that was some kind of trip.

Where did I lose you?

Somewhere at the airport.

I can't figure out how I ended up at the
theater.

What was playing there?

Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend.

That's a song.

True. And you know, I believe it.

Your robe is on the towel rack.

Thank you.

How'd you like the shower?

Fantastic. Felt so good.

Wow, this is interesting.

Well, I don't know if this interests
you, but this is where I do my editing.

a film editor.

What's this?

I've never seen one. This is called a
movie aisle. This is where we do the

editing of the film.

Looks complex.

Listen, why don't you sit down and I'll
show you how it works.

Okay.

Looks like a car or something. Oh, my
gosh.

Now we can all...

This is the soundtrack, and this is the
film.

What we do is sync the both of them
together.

Sync? Yeah, that's where we put the
soundtrack with the film. We match it

Screen's awfully small. How can you tell
what it's really like?

I have a film inside the projection
room. Why don't we take a look at that

Okay. Is it a regular movie?

Of course.

What's it about?

Love.

What else is there?

Right on.

I'll be right in. I'm putting the
projector on automatic.

Well, I hope you're going to like this.

You're late.

Sorry, rehearsal ran late.

Oh, it's one of those kind of films.

It's love.

Right on.

She's pretty.

Not as pretty as you.

If I'd known you then, you would have
been in there.

I'm not an actor.

I'll be with you to that.

Are you acting now?

I told you I can't act.

Wait a minute. What about the piano
player?

Oh, don't worry about him. Let him get
his own girl.

No.

Listen, he plays for me all the time.

Don't worry about him.

Okay.

No, really.

The piano player makes me nervous.

Well, come on over.

Look, I'll introduce you to him. Okay.

And this is,

what's his name, the piano player.

Hi.

Pianos always fascinate me. I have a
fantasy about him.

Very sensuous.

A piano is as good a place as any.

Stop. Stop.

Oh yeah.

Fantastic What was that all about?

I just got a musical education

I'll dance with you.

96B, take 3, 41.

What are you doing?

Have I got from one boob to the other?
Alex, do I have from one boob to the

other?

Okay.

I can't believe it. I forgot.

Don't break up. We're rolling. Keep
going.

I'm not going to do another sex scene,
Harry.

What's your problem?

I'm going to bite it. I take it all
back.

Let's work out a triangle here.

Damn.