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Das Stäbchenkubstein, das kennst du wohl.

Umrahmt von Bergen, so friedlich und still.

Ja, das ist Kubstein am grünen Inn.

Ja, das ist Kubstein am grünen Inn.

Es geht.

Thank you.

I'm not interested in Bavarian mountains. I'm more interested in

zippers.

You'll find some things here that you'll find nowhere else in the world.

I'm right at home in this area. If you like it, I'd be happy to show you

Thanks, it's kind of cute. He's an old -fashioned little cutie. I've got one

like him at home. What I'm looking for up here is something frisky.

I want one of those that comes in short rubber pants.

Or is it leather? It is.

It's all so lovely, I can hardly wait.

They're all booked.

Where are they?

They'll be here.

Well, they'd better get here soon.

Will you quit it?

You cleaned that place this morning, and there ain't nothing up there to clean.

Is that stone what you think this is, chicken feathers?

You weren't hired to stand there and hold up a ladder. I pay you to do hard

work. Go bring wood to the kitchen.

It's full already.

landlord here, and when I say bring some wood, I want you to bring some wood. So

go bring some wood. That's pretty deep.

Make it fast. It'll be replaced, you know.

Ah, good morning, Mr. Smith. It's a lovely morning, isn't it?

Bet you had a lovely night.

Sleep, driver.

Am I interrupting anything?

Go peel your wood.

Now, this is super.

I like Bavarians.

Why don't you get out of here, huh? Bavarian hospitality.

See you, Tony. Keep up the good work.

You all right?

Goodie. Goodie.

Your father.

Then I went back all day.

I'm a ski teacher, not his slave.

Well, I tell you, I've had it. I'm going to quit.

Now, Seth, come on, relax.

You'll see, when we get married, everything's going to be different. For

Everything.

You know your father would let us get married.

If I had a lot of money, it'd be different.

You've got something else that's just as good.

Beth!

Beth, where are you?

Good day again. This one takes a great time.

It's bigger.

Let me see.

You're exaggerating a little. I wouldn't say that.

We're just about the same age. You better hurry before he has himself a

failure.

Would you stop that infernal cleaning, Greta? Enough's enough already. I can't

even think straight.

Oh, hello there. Good morning.

Welcome to our humble hotel. I was afraid for a minute you weren't going to

here. It's all taken care of. I'll get the boy.

Hey, Seb!

Seb! He'll be here in a second. Seb!

I was standing here first, you know.

I heard you calling me. I was out in the kitchen.

I'll take these. Keep your mind on your work. Don't let me catch you messing

around with the girls. You're through.

Can I help you? How about if I just go ahead and give you the keys to your

Okay, that's a good idea.

All right, girls, here you are.

You'll find it's pretty hot. Enjoy.

Last but not least.

Afterwards, you might help me put the register right.

I do.

Well,

here we go.

This is it. Got everything. Everything except the back. Come on in.

Sure are heavy bags. What in the world have you got in there? A set of weights?

And this little item over here is your sink.

Complete with running water, cold, and hot.

Clever, isn't he, Barry?

Actually, this room's got one of the best views in the whole darn place.

Ah, the bed, eh? Barbarians make them very strong.

Don't worry about their ever breaking down. They come with a money -back

guarantee. They're made to take plenty of punishment. Here, I'll show you.

It's gorgeous. It sure is.

Yes, indeedy.

It sure is a great little sight.

You like that, huh?

Anything else around here you like?

Do you?

Beth, it's time to promise.

Oh, Nick. Be an observation.

Thank you.

I'd rather have a room.

Doesn't look like it.

We're all booked.

Your reservation didn't get here. Didn't get here? That's just great.

Well, I'm sure that you'll come up with something.

I've always sent you business, haven't I? Where would you be during the off

-season if it wasn't for me? Yes, Miller, I realize all that.

You know something? We do have a room we use for emergencies.

Come on.

Thought so.

I didn't expect all this aggravation that I'm getting.

After you.

to make a living.

It's the one right in the corner. Good, I like corner rooms.

Well, this is it. It's got everything.

It comes complete. There's a bathtub and a bed that's big enough for four.

But it's a little tiny, isn't it? Let me tell you, a few great politicians have

slept in this room because it ain't bugged. Go on inside.

It kind of takes your breath away, doesn't it? You mean I pay $15 a day for

this? That's right.

What do you call this decor, early ugly?

Oh, no.

You have all the comforts of home here.

Home and arranging.

I'll have this fixed for you. Oh, there you are. Oh, Greta, come on in here.

Greta's very conscientious.

Yes, all right.

It does make a difference.

This might come in handy.

Greta.

Haven't you got some more of your cleaning to do? Go do it.

Oh, yes.

I almost forgot.

Will you be joining us for lunch? Shall I reserve a table for you next to the

window?

Think it over.

Oh, you've got to think it over.

Yeah.

We never get this. You mean that's where we're going?

Uh -huh.

Are you sure they know we're beginners? Yes, certainly.

I'm trying to get me a great theme structure.

One of those Bavarian good -lookers. Or afterwards.

Yeah, but don't lose too much time or I'll beat you to it. The worst thing

could happen is that we end up with the same guy.

And that'd be kind of fun.

Morning, everybody.

Looks like a fine bit of skin. I'm Tony.

Why is she always late,

darn it?

Vera, come on.

You're going to be late for the ski instruction.

Not ready yet. I'm right in the middle of... something important.

If you mean what I think you mean, why don't you hurry?

Yes, I will, Angie, but don't wait. Go ahead without me.

But you promised we'd start the first day together.

You know, Dal, you've got a wonderful old pair of wings.

You like it, huh?

Yeah, I like it.

Ah, that treats me on.

Faster.

Faster.

This time you're going to traverse the mountain. All you have to do is just

your knees and let the skis do the rest.

All right, you ready? Come on.

That's it. Very good.

Come on.

Follow her down.

Bend your knees.

You're not bending your knees.

All right, girls, keep it up. Wait on the downhill ski.

That's it.

Fine, fine.

Keep your knees bent.

Keep your knees. Watch it.

Why don't you ski over here to me?

Don't forget to bend your knees. Come on, you can make it.

I can't make it. You're doing fine.

Right to me. That's better, isn't it? You have a wonderful style of

Lenny. Yes, I developed this technique. Come on, I'm glad you like it.

We're going to practice the exercise I just showed you. All right, left, right.

Right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left.

Yeah, that's great action, but it doesn't belong here. It belongs in a bed

later.

Is that okay?

It's great, honey, really great, but not for skiing.

Not oh, ah, eh, eh.

You go like this, this, this, this.

Here, I'll show you.

Here, put this over here. Now, ready? And it's left, right, left, right, left,

right. How does it feel?

Oh, it feels good.

Yes, indeed it does.

All right, follow me, girls.

And bend your knees. Bend your knees. Come on, let's go.

Hey, you don't waste any time, do you, Tony? Do all you ski instructors work

this fast?

Yeah, certainly.

We've got to.

You see, the ski season is through at the end of March.

In that case, you'd better hurry. We don't have much time.

Tony, how about going inside?

I command.

Hey,

close the door, will you? It's cold in here.

Occupied. Well, shut the door for crying out loud.

Well, what do we do now?

I don't know.

We'll find ourselves someplace.

I can't even have a little peace around here.

I hope he doesn't feed this block of them.

Oh, Tony.

Oh, Tony, we're moving. Hang on tight.

Let's get back to work.

Now, let's see.

Where was I?

Oh, yeah, I remember.

dreamed it'd be like this, riding for the snow in a one -horse open sleigh

my beloved by my side.

I'm so happy. It's so romantic, don't you think? Yes, my little sugar cane.

an ideal spot to spend a honeymoon. Yes, it is.

Ding -a -bells, ding -a -bells. What a life.

Look at those eye -socklies hanging there, Lisa.

Here we are. Hello, and welcome to our humblest island. Darling, yes, precious.

Seb, get over here.

May I help you? Thank you.

Everything's been taken care of, just as you asked. The bridal suite's all ready

for you.

Oh, later.

Yes.

Oh, Tony, you've got the most beautiful legs in the world.

Heavens above.

Beauty, it makes me tremble.

I don't want you to fall and break anything.

Now that you're here, you can keep me from falling.

Oh, yes.

I'll let you fall.

Better go.

Mr. Miller.

What's going on here?

Oh, well, I was just... I was only holding her for falling.

The way I saw it, you were holding on to her private parts, not the ladder. It's

a mistake.

Oh, it is, is it?

You just keep your fingers out of my brony, understand?

Understand?

Now tell me, what else is new?

As a matter of fact, I want you to help me with something.

I want a girl.

I want the kind that only you can get. Something big and hot and a little

frisky. You know the kind, don't you? Something really exciting.

She'll come to me walking on her legs and go as high as the sky.

Oh, sir.

He told me last time I was here that you'd fix me up, remember?

Before I forget, in case you need any funds, money's no object. Spend whatever

you want, okay?

Deb, who are you going to fix him up with? As far as I can see, none of the

girls from our village will do it. I know that, Veroni.

That's why I thought of Susie.

Susie?

Wonderful idea. That's why I love you, because you're so brilliant.

Seth, your father should see you.

I have so many things to do.

What?

I have to finish putting up all the party things.

What's happened?

Uh -huh. So, I finally caught you in the act. What do you think I'm running

here, a brothel? Where do you think you're going? I'm not through.

My daughter is to be left alone.

You keep your hands off her and not another word.

I'm tired of you. What do you mean?

Father, please.

Ronnie, I'm not going to warn you again about this.

If this happens one more time, you're fired.

Understood? Yeah. No, I'm not kidding. Please, Ronnie.

You get to work. Get out there in that kitchen.

And I don't want to hear anything more.

Don't you have work to do?

What a prospect for my daughter.

Are you going to read all day?

Wait a second. Listen to this, Nookie.

According to one theory regarding the cosmic evolution, man will increase his

thinking in exact proportion to his outside manifestation, finalizing what I

saying just the other night.

Somewhat the way our planets systematically regard each other in

function, insomuch as they continue their dominating role on our planet

Earth. Cosmic forces exist.

And that exists.

I'm tired of it all.

I just can't stand it anymore. I'm fed up.

How can you say that? You're taking it much too hard.

You'll get your step.

Don't you worry.

I wouldn't be so sure.

And Sepp told me that he likes those big -breasted women from the city, you

know, who look like this. And besides, father's against the whole thing.

Oh, Bruni, your father isn't any so bad.

It's just good since your mother is gone, dear. Your father's a little bit

up, that's all. He doesn't know what to do with his winky dinky.

You know what I mean? Now it's going to his brain.

Yeah. Hey, Brony.

I gotta put some meat in the back room. Okay.

Hi.

My mother told me when I was a little girl that love was a wonderful

joy.

I haven't had a real kiss from you for over an hour.

Don't run away, darling.

Seb, do you still love me? Of course I do, you silly girl.

That isn't the kind of tale I like.

Me either.

I'm tired of this creeping around. I want us to get married.

We will at the right time.

Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.

You've got a handkerchief on you.

Wait a minute.

Yeah, there you are.

Blow your nose.

Wait a minute. What's that?

That? Let's see it. Was that in my pocket?

Well, what do you know about that? My goodness sakes.

Mighty peculiar, isn't it?

That finishes it for us. Don't you touch me ever again. Ever. I swear I'll kill

you if you ever touch me again. Leave me alone.

Son of your bullshit, either.

Don't want to know.

Stop it.

Let me go.

No.

You're not to be mad, are you? I said I'm sorry. Now, give me a big kiss, huh?

All right, if that's the way you want our cake.

Fine.

All right, I'll be there in just a moment.

I like the one on the right. He's cute.

Here's your beer. If you want more, yell.

I'll see you later.

Huh? How do I look?

All right?

Fine.

I'll have you know he's a real Tyrolean dependent.

You know he does make a handsome Tyrolean, doesn't he?

the woodchoppers.

Yes, sir.

If I may, I'd like to have your attention.

All right?

Thank you.

We have a honeymoon couple with us tonight.

Now, hold on a minute. I thought I would take this opportunity to introduce them

to you, Mr. and Mrs. Keller.

Thank you.

That hair?

And now, Mr. Keller, if you will, our next selection is dedicated to all new

honeymooners. And you will lead it. Stand up. Come on, Mr. Keller.

Mr. Keller, we're waiting for you.

Leave her alone.

She won't go away.

Here you are. And an official leader's hat.

Go to it.

Wenn der Wind die Glocken treibt, wenn der Fink im Nest drin bleibt,

wenn die Hasen uns die Reh, ihre Wiege stehen im Schnee,

wenn die schöne Weiße lacht, beugt der Panne jeden Ast,

trägt die Welt ihr Winterkleid, dann beginnt meine schönste Zeit.

rolling around in the sack.

The sack. The sack is loose.

It's slipping. It's slipping.

Don't worry. It won't slip back.

Has anybody seen my wife?

I guess she went with powder nose.

Now I'm going to show you what dancing's all about.

Have you seen my wife?

Well, that shouldn't be too hard.

I got it.

Come on.

Hey, what'd you do that for? I'm dancing just like the rest of you are. See?

I'll carry you through, you little one. I told you I don't like dancing.

Put me down. Put me down.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

People are out of your mind.

I'm really dried up.

So that's what

you've been doing. I told you about mucking around. Now you're fired.

What did I do?

What did I do? Take a look at yourself.

It's pretty obvious what you've been doing. Who you've been doing it with is

another matter altogether.

As far as I'm concerned, you're through.

And as far as I'm concerned, we're through.

If that's the way you want it. Yeah, that's the way I want it. It's a

And up yours.

Don't you talk to me.

Hey, your tushy's on backwards.

Did you see that?

He just pushed his luck too far.

you stopped for, huh? I got fired.

What do you mean you got fired?

Well, and don't forget our little deal. I paid you a hundred bucks.

I wanted one that was hot and frisky. You know how to find those kinds.

You said you'd find me a girl like that.

All right, take it easy. I've got it.

In an hour, Susie will be in your bed.

I'll never forget you for this.

It's up.

I'm sorry you got fired.

Thanks. And have a good time for yourself.

Oh, excuse me.

Hi, Mr. Keller.

Did you happen to see my wife anywhere around? I'm sorry, but I don't even know

what your wife looks like, Mr. Keller.

That's true.

Lisa, where are you, Lisa?

scoundrel shows up here again, I'll take a shotgun to him.

That'll take care of him.

It's a shame you even had to get involved with him.

This will keep him out.

No protection is too good for my little daughter.

That's better.

The days of climbing into windows for Mr. Sepp are finished, dear. Don't

to lock the door, or all your work will be for nothing.

I intend to lock it. Now sit down.

First, I'm going to search this room thoroughly.

Oh, Father.

Don't you ever bother me.

Is that where you used to hide?

Huh?

I'll just take a look under there.

Well, Father, can I get into bed now?

Yes. Yes, you can get into bed, honey.

And you'll sleep alone.

And I can go to sleep with a good conscience.

Alone.

Wait,

no.

I'll be with you in a few seconds, right after a little drinking. We gotta

celebrate, don't we?

There we go.

You want some champagne, huh?

Here. You can have some yourself.

You're a shy one.

I like it when they act like that.

First, we'll get a little rest.

And once

we get up, we'll have a ball.

I hope you don't snore when you sleep.

Well, good night, honey.

I didn't...

Lisa,

where are you?

Lisa!

It's my husband. Where are you, Lisa?

I've been all over the hotel looking for you and all the time. There you are,

darling.

A lot. You care what happens to me.

You know I've been sitting here knitting like an idiot while my husband is off

gallivanting through the hall doing I don't know what. Yes, sweetie.

I didn't know you were here. If I'd have known, I'd have been here in a flash.

It's too late.

Besides, your breath smells.

Please stop it, Mike.

I felt in good form for it, Lisa.

However, if you're perturbed, I'll forget it.

Why are you pestering the dog? He was sleeping and you woke him up.

Poor little Humphrey.

He never gets to play, does he?

That's funny. He sounds like he has a cuddle. Do you think he's all right?

Of course. Those are sounds of affection.

Oh, is that what they are?

Humphrey, come here.

Come on, Humphrey. Come here, Humphrey. Come on. Come on, boy.

It's a good boy. Give him a kiss. Come on.

Come on, Humphrey.

Go ahead. Come on, Humphrey.

Go ahead now.

Like this.

He's so cute.

Now it's your turn.

Good boy.

Do it again, Humphrey. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

It's easy. Give it a try.

Marvelous.

You're such a soothing person.

Yes? Well, where are you going?

Taking Humphrey for a walk, Todd.

Oh.

Ronnie. Johnny.

Sam?

Vroni, come over here.

Will you forgive me?

I don't know yet.

Why not?

You have to give me a kiss first.

Well, am I forgiven? Of course. You know I forgive you.

Vroni.

I can't see you, but I can feel you.

I put it on.

Thank you.

I was just thinking if I had to walk in now.

This is the freakiest idea you've ever had, Seth.

Don't worry, I was only kidding.

Brody, I can't hold it much longer.

Just a little longer.

Okay.

Ty! What?

Why don't we get a splinter?

Hey,

Brody. Is this what they mean by getting on a better girl? I'll underhand you.

I'll fix you.

It

won't

be long.

Again, it won't be the rope I'll cut. You get my point?

I'll fix you for that.

You'll fix nothing around here, Mr. Wiseguy. Now get on home with you.

We'll see about that.

My time will come. Your time to come has passed.

Good morning, darling.

You're too tired to do anything, aren't you? It's time you got up. Come on.

You don't want to do you, I understand.

You're too shy.

Oh,

that's a swell little ass.

I like it. It's something special.

Come on, I want to see the rest of you. I'm going to crawl underneath a bunch of

them with you. What do

you

think you're doing?

Mr. Miller.

Do you think he's going to rape us?

He wouldn't do that.

Good morning.

Good morning.

What do you think you're doing in here? Get out. I said get out.

I'm sorry for busting in on you like this.

Believe it or not, I've been sleeping with a pig.

I wish you girls would walk a little faster. We've got a long way to go and

time to tarry.

I don't know why we need the rope now.

Because it's necessary when you're climbing a mountain. Now, move along,

Move along.

There's one thing for sure. He isn't going to starve, my dear.

Thank you, Greta. I'm sure that'll be enough for a while. I think you're going

to spoil him, Greta.

Now, watch it.

You're right. It is heavy.

Wow. If Father should ask you where I've gone to, I want you to tell him.

Tell him I've gone to the tailor's. All right. You tell him no such thing.

So you went behind my back, huh? Father, I can explain. It's too late for

explanations. You keep still.

I'm ashamed of you, matchmaker.

Give me that basket now.

Would you let go of my basket?

You're twisting my hand.

Give me that. I'm going. Brody, where are you going?

And for your information, Sepp and I are getting married. I'm sorry. I won't

allow it. Don't you walk away from me. Brody!

It's because of you this whole thing happened, Greta.

Oh, really?

Well, I never.

And I suppose that you're the one who's helped her all along, huh?

If I had my way, I'd take you over my knee and spank you.

I double dare you.

All right.

Carter Miller.

I had too much to drink last night, besides I'm rusty. I think you're more

rusty. You'll be all right. Hey, Miller, the next time you invite us for a walk,

we'll have to take along a snow sled.

Oh, he acts just like a man, doesn't he?

Rusty, that's all.

Come on.

Ronnie,

don't be afraid.

Be a little nice.

If there were two monkeys in life, they would do everything for each other.

Dronie, push me here.

Don't make it difficult for me to fly.

Well, did you like it?

You know I did, sir.

I worked up a big appetite.

Good. Eat.

It'll work out, believe me. I just know it will.

Even if I have to give up everything.

Everything? You mean even the hotel?

The hotel?

Uh -uh.

I won't give the hotel up.

Well, good.

Glad to hear that.

Help us, you've got to. Oh, please.

With what? What is it you want me to do?

An accident and somebody's hurt. Please help us out.

You are with the ski patrol, aren't you?

Looks like I'll have to go. We'll catch up later.

Nothing like this has ever happened to me before.

I'm so embarrassed.

I am.

Will you stop picking on me? It's your fault. It's your fault.

How'd you manage to get the ropes all tangled like that, huh?

It wasn't easy. Talk to him.

Miller, you out of your mind taking these girls out like that? Take a look

the gorgeous scenery.

Hey, will you help us get out of here?

Yeah. I'll pull you up one person at a time. Just hold on.

Hurry it up. Don't move around so much.

Hurry, before the rope breaks.

Will you let go of me?

Never experienced anything like it in my whole darn life. No siree. Now, picture

this. There I am, hanging far above the earth, waiting for a set to pull me up.

And all there is between me and possible death is one thin rope.

That's all.

Yeah.

And then all of a sudden, it breaks, and there I was, falling right through the

air. What a sensation.

Well, I managed to recover.

Yeah. Doing various somersaults down the mountain. Rubbermouth.

Yes,

indeed. Everyone figured that I wouldn't make it. But I did, see? Of course, I

admit it took a lot of courage. It's a pity I made it.

And so, folks, I'm back again safe and sound.

That's quite an experience.

To your continuous and yours.

But you were scared.

Well, you can say that again.

I was so concerned about where I was going, I didn't even think about it.

Well done, well done.

You're drunk, you know that?

This is for Seth, who successfully carried out the daring rescue of a

a dress.

In distress.

Just take a look at Seth.

Seems rather funny, doesn't it?

That is a nice -looking redhead he's got sitting next to him.

He's a fast worker.

Don't you give me that, brother. All you're doing is trying to start

I know that. Not tonight. Tonight he's a hero.

A hero, huh? Well, that's fine. But he'll never be my son -in -law.

A medal for his chest, but not a penny in his pocket.

goes messing around again.

Ladies and gentlemen, I propose a toast to Mr. Miller, who's paying for all

this.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Do your best.

Way to get the bill.

Step, how are you feeling? Well, no, Father, I'm dying.

You mean it or are you just putting me out?

I mean it, really.

I'll be back in a minute.

Step,

have you got time to join me in your last rites?

Forget it, Father. Not bad, I'm not.

Maybe it's better if I live.

And it is my pleasure to bestow on you, Seth, this medal for outstanding

bravery.

Seth.

Seth, over here.

I came to thank you for saving my life.

I wanted to thank you properly.

There, my medal to you.

Come and get it. Come on.

What are you waiting for, Uncid? I think I'm doing.

Not bad, huh? I don't put an end to that.

No more of your peep -holing.

Now everything's fine.

Don't forget to nail the keyhole.

I run a clean hotel, not a whorehouse.

You can forget that.

Hi.

What a gassy landlord.

As long as I'm the landlord of this hotel, there's going to be no monkey

business. When I say no monkey business, I mean it. If they want monkey

business, let them go to the zoo.

Monkey around.

Man, mine was really a goer, I'll tell you.

She's got a pair of knockers on her.

They're that big. No kidding.

Yeah, really.

What room is she in? Well, first of all, you go down that hall, you turn to your

right, you go a little bit further, and then there she is.

Magnificent color. Man, what a dish. She must be, I don't know how tall, but

wow.

Glenn?

Hey, what am I, talking to the wall?

Hey, Lenny, where'd you go? Oh!

Well, what do we have here? A voyeur?

What's going on?

Tony.

Dig on.

Stay out!

Poor guy got thrown out of bed.

Excuse me.

working already, huh? Yeah, some drunk tore the fence down last night.

And one thing I can't stand is not to be drunk.

Come on, Garrow. Stop fooling around.

Oil? I've got oil!

I'll get some help!

Oil! Oil! Subscribe to oil!

Here ye, everyone!

I'm fucking rich! I'm a millionaire!

Get to the well!

same stuff.

Hey, Miller, wait a minute.

We're going to celebrate. Yeah, that's right. Get a bottle of champagne.

Hurry up.

Do

you

realize the oil market the way it is today? Still under those riches. Rock a

fellow. The way I figure it is next.

According to my calculations, he works it on a percentage basis.

That is selling out to one of the bigger corporations.

He works it on a percentage?

That's not the only way. How much do you think he'll make?

I'd say, roughly speaking, several million dollars a year.

That's a fortune. That boy needs help. That's exactly... Father's advice. After

all, I'm Froney's dad.

Now there's nothing that will stop us from getting married.

Almost there.

Hey,

would you look at that? Look at that. This is black gold.

Oh, isn't that cool?

Why don't you just call me Father?

Right, Father. Good.

Here's to us. I always said he'd make good.

I don't know, Charlie.

He stepped around well, one little bang, and we've been digging all day long.

Just keep digging.

You'll find something.

Let me fill something oily.

Well,

what is it?

It's a salad oil.

Take a little further.

Maybe you'll find some vinegar.

Maybe right.

A little more to the left.

I've got some onions at home. We can make a thousand things a salad.

Do you need any help?

I just don't understand you. You think I was trying to cheat you.

Look, I'm not holding any crutches. I respect you, Sep. I really do.

I'm just thinking in a business sense.

What are you doing? He said you wanted something to drink.

Thank you, Greta. That will be all.

Now go find something to dust.

Dear Greta, now you realize, Sep, I've only got your best interests at heart.

I've always said that underneath you're a real man.

There you are.

Brony.

Well, now, Prost.

Prep, what's there to think about?

You're right. This is what you're after, and there's no buts about it.

You get both Frony and my hotel.

And for what?

For your piece of land.

Of course, I think you're taking advantage of me.

But why not?

After all, getting old and need my son to take over. Is it a deal?

It's a deal.

Good, son. You've made a very wise decision.

Tomorrow morning, first thing, we'll drop the contract. How about that?

A toast to the new landlord.

I'll drink to that.

I've got something to do, so I'd better run along. No, you kids stay right there

and enjoy yourselves.

Besides, you've got a few things to discuss.

Come along, Greta. We're not needed here.

We don't need that, my boy.

We don't want any more fences to get knocked down.

Oh, before I forget.

I've already talked to the priest and the wedding is set for next Sunday. All

right.

Wait, I've got to restart my battery.

recharge my battery.

What's that?

It's enough. What's it supposed to do?

It recharges my energy. Oh, really?

Mm -hmm.

Now what are you gonna do, huh?

This.

Almost got it. Oh.

Well,

are you recharged?

I don't know.

Let's try it.

You can't imagine how long it took me to get up to say I do. It's my

only concern is their happiness. You can understand that. Oh, thank

you. Except it's a nice fellow, but in the business world, well, uh... What do

you think?

I think it's a smart thing.

Nice wedding.

I think it's going to be fine. We do.

About that oil, except I think there's something fishy going on there.

Yeah, last year the geologists reported no oil here.

14, 15... Yeah.

Hey, Miller, that's my oil well. You want to know what I think is the best

he ever made? And it's only the beginning, Miller. I got a lot of plans.

I can't waste it like that.

There's plenty more where that came from.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

I can't understand it. My calculation didn't include that. But, uh, I smell a

rat.

Clear the road!

Clear the road!

Good going, Sepp. Are you the owner of this land? Why do you ask? What's the

matter? Well, that's a pipeline. It belongs to the state. Now, somebody

into it and...

Why me? Sure. This is the man that you want to see. He's the owner of the land

and the wealth.

Now I understand.

I'm in Swindon. And to think I trusted you. Haven't you got any shame? We're

getting it.

What about that percentage thing? You said several million dollars per year.

That was a business risk.

I'm certainly allowed to make a mistake once in a while.

It could have turned out so nice. See you later.

You're phony. Go on. Sip.

I was just thinking, what a revolting development this is.

Goodbye. See you next year.

Have a good trip.

I sincerely hope that you enjoyed staying with us, Mr. Miller.

Fantastic, really fantastic.

I'm certain that I'll be coming back next year, but I was wondering about the

room. I know, and I think that we can fix you up with something nicer next

That's very sweet of you. I'll be seeing you then. Fine.

Hey, Millie.

You heard it. It belongs right here.

That makes it seem for Susie, all right.

Susie, I'm a real hero.

Don't fall asleep on the job, Pop.

You've got beer to bring up from the cellar, wine bottles to sort, and after

that, help Greta tidy up the room.

Oil manager, huh?

I'm sorry. Will you forgive me?