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Was it this one?

What the heck?

Get in here. I didn't... Get in here. That wasn't... I didn't do anything.

Well, no.

Clearly, I believe you did.

What did you... Do you have anything that you want to tell me before we

I have absolutely nothing to say.

No. Nope.

You don't want to confess to me and maybe something, maybe accidentally fell

your purse or anywhere else?

I don't see anything in my purse. If you work with me, tell me the truth,

then... It's only my phone in my purse. It'll go a whole lot easier for you.

I think I'm innocent. You got the wrong girl.

Well...

I'm not so convinced of that, to be honest with you.

So, nothing you want to tell me?

Absolutely not.

I'm innocent.

Okay, well. Till proven guilty.

Hey, Johnny, you got those videos up ready?

All right, I'm going to wait to check them out.

You just sit right here.

I'm going to go check and make sure the videos, and I'll be right back.

We'll find out.

Not a video.

Hey.

Hey, babe.

So I kind of got caught dealing.

I know. It's just some red hair. It matches my outfit.

But they're checking the cameras right now, and I really need your help. Please

come. Come to the security office right now. Please.

Thank you. I need your help.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

All right, Missy.

Well... Yeah?

Yeah, I wouldn't be smiling if I were you.

Is that... Get up for me.

Right here. All right?

Hands up for me. What are you doing?

We're going to have to check you here.

Check me?

I literally thought this was my thumb.

Yeah, well... It won't go off if you've already paid for it.

I mean, I kind of did pay for it.

Oops, sorry.

The face card never declined.

Well, I think we know now.

How did that get there?

And this? I plugged my pocket. I bought that.

What about these?

Those are...

Mine. All my things.

I mean... I just... Yeah.

And this?

I didn't even know that was there. Oh, my God. Another one?

That's mine. And what about these? I brought those. That is mine.

That's not what my cameras say.

Listen, Missy.

You're in trouble.

You're in a lot of trouble.

You know how much that costs?

That's a felony.

Not a felony, just hair. That's a felony.

Yeah. I paid a lot to get in this festival. I don't understand why I can't

take some hair.

Should we go ahead and turn around?

Now I have enough probable cause to search you a little more thoroughly.

Thorough? Is that allowed?

Listen, you have two choices.

I can either search you a little more thoroughly.

Or I could just call the police in here and let them do it. No cops.

Absolutely no cops. I cannot go to jail for hair.

So you're okay with me searching?

Fine. Just make it quick.

All right.

I just cannot go to jail. You're taking off my skirt?

I'm sure there's something underneath here. Look, I just called the cops. It's

up to you. No cops.

I totally forgot about that. Oh, my.

Well. Well. You know, it really leads me to wonder, where else you've put

something?

Um, I don't have any more pockets.

Well, that's not where I think it might be.

What do you mean?

I mean, there's other places you could hide things.

That's sick. And I'm going to need to check that.

I guess I could just call the police.

No, cop.

I can't go to jail.

My mom will kill me.

So, you're okay with the search?

Fine.

All right.

Go ahead and get over there for me.

Oh, my God.

Hey, what's going on here? Oh, hey, sir, this is a secured area.

I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Um, no. You have my girlfriend back here. I need to know what's going on. I

didn't think I was going to get caught.

Caught doing what? What were you doing?

I just wanted some hair for my outfit.

Sweetie, I thought we talked about this before.

You can't just go into stores taking things from people.

They'll come and get you, obviously.

You got this wall cop here. I was going to come back and pay for it. I just

didn't have time. I had to go to the stage.

That's not what's going on here now.

So, yeah, so I've already removed this merchandise from her already. Okay. And

now I'm kind of concerned that there might be some other things from other

places. So we're going to have to do a cavity search.

And this is all consensual. She's agreed to it.

The other option is I call the police.

Yeah, we don't need the cops here.

Absolutely not.

And no funny business, mister.

Right. Look, I'm just doing my job.

All right?

All right. Just do your job, then.

I guess you can stay here if you need to.

I mean... Just, uh... All right. I'm having

a hard time.

See ya.

Hey!

These were expensive!

We paid good money for those.

And I waited a whole month for these. The money should have probably stayed in

this store.

You going to be finding anything yet?

No, not on the outside.

Literally nothing there. In my experience, plenty of times they go

it all in there.

So, yeah, I'm going to see if I can.

Hey. Let me see.

Are you allowed to do that? Right.

Well, it's got to be a thorough cavity. That's why they call it a cavity search

because you've got to search the cavities.

I thought that was rotten teeth.

Right.

Like what?

Let's see.

Hmm. Oh, my God. I mean,

like right off the bat. Is he getting in there deep enough?

I don't think anything's going to fit in there.

It makes it weird.

Right.

Sometimes they hide things far back in there. You won't believe what I've found

in the past.

Yeah, I bet.

It definitely wasn't rave candy.

Oh my goodness.

That's what I'm saying.

There's really nothing in there, promise. I wouldn't say that.

You sure?

There's a whole lot of goodness in there.

I mean, you're the expert, right?

This is crazy.

Right. Insane.

I'm sitting here having to watch my girlfriend.

be cavity searched.

Oh, so this is your girlfriend?

Right. So you put her up to this?

No. Why would I do that?

You guys seem to be partners in crime here.

Yeah, of course. We're the regular old Bonnie and Clyde, right?

They didn't think I was going to get caught.

They never do.

Yep.

She's never done this before, though.

She has never got caught before.

Today she did.

Over some hair?

Yeah, over some very expensive hair.

I did not know I was going to spend my day like this.

I don't know. I can think of worse ways to do it. You know, she looks really

good in this outfit.

Did you buy this outfit for her? Of course I did.

Like, we were going to a rave. Duh.

Okay, well.

If you brought a little bit of money, you guys would be gone already, but... I

mean, I don't think money is an issue.

I think... I just have a problem.

Right. You definitely have a problem now, that's for sure.

Yeah, we got a lot of problems now.

You guys realize how much trouble you're in, right?

Yeah, not really.

I mean, can't we just get out of this?

Well... I mean... It's possible.

I think... Maybe, uh... I just need to get something situated so I can go see

favorite artist before the festival is over.

Oh, yeah.

Like, seriously.

Like, time is of the essence. We want to get out of here.

We paid so much money to be here.

What do we need to do? You guys want to get out of here as quick as you can,

right? Right.

All right.

You know what? I'll tell you what.

Maybe, uh... I could use a little break right now.

So, um... Why don't you turn around here?

And while I'm on break, you guys put on a little show for me.

Wait, what? What kind of show? You guys are together, right?

I'm thinking a little more intimate,

you could say.

You're sick.

He wants to watch us. Yeah, there you go.

Oh, what?

Yeah, exactly.

You know, I mean, maybe, uh, show me what you guys do when you're, uh, not

shoplifting. Where's your supervisor?

Right. I am the supervisor.

Oh, okay. Well, where's the manager at? So, uh, look, the next thing you guys

are going to see are the cops.

If, uh, we can't, we can't see the cops. So what are we going to do? So we have

an agreement.

What are we going to do?

God damn it. Fine. Let's fucking do it. Fuck it.

I guess.

Let's just do it. Come on. There you go.

That's the kind of cooperation that I need.

Such a pretty dick.

Thank you.

It's so weird that he's watching us. I know, right? Just don't pay attention.

Just focus.

Focus on my dick.

Let me look at it.

What the fuck?

Oh my god, why is his dick going out?

Well, I mean, you know. You didn't see that?

I was focused on you giving me head. I'm sorry.

Well, you know, I figured you could probably handle two, you know.

That's two?

I thought you were just going to watch. Well. Aren't you on break? I'm going to

watch, but I'm going to watch you handle the both of us.

I mean, look, the other option is I could. He's going to call the cops if he

doesn't. Exactly right.

Okay. Well, fuck it. Let's just do it then. All right?

Fuck it.

I like your cute security guard.

Suck it good so we don't go to jail.

Fuck!

You guys are going to be out here in no time like that.

Yeah.

I always wanted to fuck out our age, but not.

They think it was going to be like this.

Yeah, get a nice and sloppy, babe.

That's it.

Yeah, that's right.

There you go. Oh, that's it.

Swallow that cock.

Swallow this cock.

You like that, don't you?

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

That big cock inside that little pussy of yours.

Oh, shit.

Right here?

Yeah, as good as any.

She's so wet.

My turn?

Yeah.

and said, you know...

It is scary.

Yeah, he definitely likes it.

I mean, because we're hot, right?

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Such a good slut.

This one's trouble, but

she knows how to get out of it.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

It's killing.

It's not supposed to be.

I'm gonna pull the table right there.

Okay. Yeah.

Here we go.

Yeah, so you can go and tuck that cock.

It's nice and hard for you.

Mm -hmm.

I'll put that dick in your throat.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, get on there, dick.

Just like that.

Mm -hmm.

I love you.

Oh, yeah.

Come here Monday through Friday.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Let's just smack that ass.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

That's it.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my

God.

No jail time for me.

No jail time for the both of us. What do you mean?

That was hot.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Well,

like I said, I'm here Monday through Friday.

Are we good now? Yeah, you guys are good.

Okay. Yeah.

Let's get to the rail. We gotta go.

Let's go.

Get ready, guys.

Yeah!