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Who's got the sweetest disposition?
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One guess, yes, who?
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Who never, never starts an argument?
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Who never shows a bit of temperament?
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Who's never wrong but always right?
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Who'd never dream of starting a fight?
Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
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I'm J .J. Fate, Fall Guy.
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My middle name is Jonah, and Jinx is in
there, too.
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Hoodoo fits me like a glove, but Fate's
my name to you.
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Now, this is an average neighborhood.
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These are average homes.
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Average people live in these homes.
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And here comes an average citizen home
from work.
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He thinks.
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Ah, yes.
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Be it ever so humble, there's no place
like home.
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To have an accident?
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Do you realize that nearly five million
people suffered in home accidents last
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year? And everybody blames me,
dagnabbit.
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Just for example.
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Listen to him blame me for his
carelessness.
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You know, accidents just don't happen by
themselves.
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They must be carelessly planned in
advance.
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So step right up and have an accident.
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The average home is really a complicated
piece of machinery equipped with all
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the modern conveniences for having an
accident.
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If you insist.
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He did.
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This one is called a throw rug for
obvious reasons.
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Accidents happen fast, don't they?
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Let's just slow the picture down and see
how he accomplished
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it.
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Note how easy it is to have an accident.
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Just a few carelessly misplaced objects.
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Hold it. We missed one. Let's try that
again.
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And there you have it. An awkward
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attitude by an inattentive, accident
-prone individual.
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Well...
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Kind, considerate, jolly, and usually
very cautious.
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He wouldn't take a chance sitting in an
electric chair, but look at the chances
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he takes around his home.
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Everyone knows it's stupid to overload
electrical equipment.
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Frayed cords, frazzled nerves.
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He certainly wouldn't put his head in a
lion's mouth.
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But... So now he's cooking with gas.
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He's gonna burn his hand.
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for a moving spot.
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He wouldn't think of going over Niagara
Falls in a barrel, but this particular
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maneuver is called falling down stairs.
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There are many ways of doing this if you
aren't careful.
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Average neighborhood.
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These are average homes.
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Average people live here.
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Having average accidents.
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Because they don't use average
intelligence.
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Like I said, don't blame fate for your
carelessness.
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