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I just wonder if there could be someone out there.

You seek a soulmate?

Uh-oh.

She just has so much to deal with, what with the separation and the house move.

I'm basically running the whole show now.

Tell that penny-pinching husband of yours that I'll need to release some funds.

It's just basic bookkeeping just get on with it

This isn't what I signed up for, Jane.

You'd rather my whole life be as dull and as drab as you are.

It's just never-ending drab.

I hate you!

Luis Castillo.

Tall, dark, and very charming.

Lovely suit.

Luis has a trip to the Greek islands.

I was just saying this morning, Sarah always says I work too hard.

You said you wanted to show me the islands.

You wanted me to meet your friends because we're a couple.

That is what couples do.

But it's not working for me anymore.

This has to stop.

Do you hear?

Jane, could I have a word?

What is it?

Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.

I'm terribly sorry.

She didn't even do it in person.

After everything we've been through.

What's wrong with me, Mum?

I'm so tired of it all.

Here you are with two pink drinks and no one to talk to.

This man will bring great passion into your life.

Once you meet him, there will be no going back.

I would like the police to come and split us up to stop us from hurting each other.

The woman can't have just disappeared.

But as time passes, speculation is growing.

That Jane Andrews had killed the man she loved.

So uh, what did she buy?

Two boxes of painkillers and a pack of lacy thongs.

Apparently she tried to buy more tablets,

but they wouldn't sell them to her.

You think we could be looking at a murder-suicide?

So why would you bother buying sexy lingerie

if you're planning on topping yourself?

Maybe she wanted clean underwear?

Anyway, the mobile company got a hit on her phone soon after.

She was just outside Southampton, headed west.

There's been no further contact with the ex-husband?

None.

But apparently signal round there is pretty patchy.

Did the Sokos find her passport?

His was in the office, but there's no sign of hers.

Right, we need to issue an all-ports warning.

We let her leave the country and it's game over.

I know, sir, but I don't think she will.

All I know is we're three days into a national manhunt

and we're still no closer to bringing her in.

She walked straight into a supermarket,

didn't even hide her face.

If she's taking risks,

maybe she intends to be dead before we can get to her.

Well, she'd better bloody not be.

Crikey.

A domestic goddess in every sense.

You are a bloody marvel.

Well, I think we're almost there.

I've put out the wine glasses.

They just need to go on the table.

All right, red and white.

Of course.

Because if a thing's worth doing...

It's worth doing right.

All right, come on then, you.

Let's get some music on.

They should be here any minute.

Thank you.

Take that.

So let's start with young Sarah.

That happy, confident girl the whole world fell in love with.

But that wasn't the whole story, was it?

Yes, well, as we were saying, I work so terribly hard to make everyone else happy.

It's that common thing when parents split.

The child just feels, well, you want desperately to make things all right.

And I was so desperate for approval, for love, but I never felt that I deserved it.

Jane?

And then, out of the blue, this handsome, gorgeous man appeared.

And not just a man.

Janey!

A prince.

Darling, they're here.

I literally met my Prince Charming.

I fell in love.

I married him.

So now you're living the fairy tale.

That's right.

First, I walked off.

But then, I died.

Can you explain what you're doing?

It's so good.

Absolutely.

Right.

Time for a toast, I think.

Janie.

For creating this magnificent feast.

Well done, darling.

Cheers, darling.

Despite my woe for the illiquid kitchen.

Well, we'll soon change that.

Uh-oh, Tommy.

First, it's the kitchen.

Next, you'll be throwing out your boys' toys

and buying bloody potpourri.

Please, God, you'll make him lose the trophy display.

Oi!

And those Sherlock's boat pictures.

Oh, I don't know.

I rather like the pictures.

Oh, I know you do.

And those short shorts.

Oh, I've never seen these.

All right, I'm not just a piece of meat, you know.

Yes, you are, mate.

No, I am.

Yes, no, I am.

All right, well, if we are making toast,

I actually have a bit of an announcement.

To my utter amazement and deep joy,

this gorgeous creature to my left has finally agreed to marry me.

Oh, that's fantastic.

Congratulations.

It's cool for champagne.

See, I'll cover me in your leaf.

My 15th drink.

You sure about this, though, Mills?

He's the one?

He wore me down somehow.

That helps.

Diamonds help.

That'll do it.

Can I see?

Oh, wow.

Excellent clarity.

That's a very good setting for that cut.

Oh, yes, you work in a jeweller's, don't you?

Well, I do at the moment, yes,

Yes, but I learned about diamonds when I was with the royal family.

Janie was the Duchess of York's personal assistant.

Yes, but she doesn't like to mention it.

It really is a lovely ring.

Thank you

Well, I'm glad you liked it.

It cost a bit.

Oh, no, stop it.

Don't be beastly.

Come on, so when's the wedding?

Probably in the spring.

Yes.

Well, hang on.

We better get a wriggle on with planning the stag, Duncan.

Yes.

Oh, I'm not sure about that.

What do you mean you're not so sure?

Absolute rubbish.

We're having a stag do end of story.

Thank you.

That's the whole point of getting married.

Maybe not the whole point

YouTube planning a stag

I'm best man.

I'm in charge.

Anyway stems everybody to the happy couple

I remember, uh, Mickey's stag in Barcelona.

I remember that stripper took a shine to Tommy.

She was a lovely young lady.

And we had a very interesting conversation about football.

Football!

That's what you were talking about.

Oh, I missed that.

That's what I want!

Um, what's this?

Well, you know our Tommy.

Can't say no to a pretty face.

Well, unless they're trying to tie him down.

Okay, that's enough of that.

And then he runs for the hills.

Oh, Leo.

Look, at least he used to.

Well, I wish I knew some of this before you asked.

me to move in.

Don't pay any attention.

How's the wrist, by the way?

Duncan.

It's much better, thank you.

Good.

More champagne, I think.

She was determined to get her feet under the table.

The wrist thing just gave her an excuse.

I think she was just strapped for cash

and needed to rent out her flat.

Janie said they'd been dancing

and then she fell.

But I didn't buy it.

And eventually

Eventually she told me that he pushed her over the

open door of the dishwasher.

She tripped.

Or she did it on purpose.

Either way, she got what she wanted.

Duncan obviously got it from somewhere.

Jesus Christ, give it a rest, will you?

No, it's just lovely to know

That's how you talk about me with all of your friends.

Don't be ridiculous.

The way that he said, how's your wrist?

It was so fucking snide, I could have punched him.

Dunk was just winding you up.

You have overreacted, as usual.

So what, I'm supposed to just sit there and take it, then, am I?

Darling, there's nothing to take.

You're just being too bloody sensitive, Janey.

Dunk, just being Dunk.

Oh, yeah, good old Dunk.

If you love him so much, why don't you just go and live with Dunk instead?

I mean, I would.

But his feet stink.

And besides, I'd hide his shit in bed.

Also, there's this...

sexy little minx that I've had my eye on.

Yeah?

Sure there's not some stripper you'd rather be screwing?

No.

There's only one woman I want to screw.

If I can get her to stop talking for five minutes.

hardly seems worth it.

Trust me, lady.

It'll be worth it.

So you're sure you don't want me to go?

No one's going anywhere.

Glad to hear it.

Because if you left me, Tommy, I don't know what I would do.

Put them on fast, dear.

You know how much I like them.

Yep, I know, Mum, but Leo wanted someone more central for his dad, too, so we chose Berlin.

I know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love you, too.

Okay.

All right.

Bye, Mum.

Bye.

Can't believe you're leaving me for a whole weekend.

Oh, I know.

But think just how good it'll be when I get back.

You should make the most of it.

Call up one of your girlfriends, go out in the town.

Maybe I'll meet a nice young man.

You better bloody know it.

There it is.

Call me when you get to Berlin, yeah?

Of course.

That'll be done.

You won't forget?

I won't forget.

There he is.

We've got that.

If you want to wear one, you've got a big bust.

One doesn't make Starry Charlotte the underwear you wear.

It's the right kind of underwear.

Hi, you've reached Tommy's phone, leave a message.

and I'll get back to you.

Hey, it's me.

Assuming you've safely arrived in Deutschland.

Give me a call when you can, yeah?

Yes, you already.

Hi Tommy, it's me again.

So still no word.

For what I know you could be dead in a ditch somewhere.

somewhere, so if you could just call me back, it would be good to know you're still alive.

I don't know.

Oh

You need to get out of the fucking strip club and call me back.

I'm not joking, Tommy.

Tommy.

You need to call me back immediately.

Do you hear me?

You can't just fucking ignore me, Tommy.

It's not fucking funny!

You fucking bastard!

It's...

Hi, it's Duncan.

You know what to do.

Duncan, it's Jane.

Look, um, I'd really appreciate it if you could

please tell Tommy to tear himself away from all the naked bloody tits

and call me, okay?

Leo, Jane again.

If you're with Tommy, which I'm sure you are,

I need you to tell him to pick up the phone and call me.

This has gone beyond a joke, do you understand?

She was desperately hurt.

It was a real betrayal.

If anything, the thing about old slippers,

well, it was a compliment.

It just meant that he was very comfortable with her.

Jane, he described some of the things that he'd written,

and I certainly wouldn't have been happy either.

Served her right.

She shouldn't have gone poking about.

Hello, Jane?

Look, it's not what you think.

I didn't actually do anything, Jane.

It's just a stupid bit of fun.

I read the emails.

Yeah, okay.

They sounded bad, but...

it wasn't real.

It was just fantasy, just harmless fetishes.

She's no one.

She's...

She's just a woman that I met at a trade show.

It's not like I slept with her.

We just sent a couple of emails.

I told you.

You've never loved me.

Oh, God, I wish I was dead.

Jane, please don't say that.

You mustn't say things like that, OK?

I'm really, really sorry.

Why shouldn't I?

If you don't love me, I'd rather be dead.

Jane, look.

I am really sorry.

We could.

I promise.

I can see this is very distressing.

He said it didn't mean anything.

It was just a stupid flirtation and I...

was the one that was overreacting.

I don't know, maybe I am.

It's not like he actually slept with her.

We've talked about how people can try to minimize your feelings.

so they don't have to deal with them.

Your parents, for example.

Right.

I remember you said there were certain things

that happened in your childhood

that they didn't want to know about.

Yeah.

It was all just swept under the carpet.

Do you feel that's what's happening here?

I don't know.

Maybe.

Just my whole life revolves around him.

Forget about what I want, what I need.

It's always about Tommy.

If I just knew for sure where we were headed

Then I could relax

Could you tell him you feel this way?

What's the point?

He wouldn't understand

But if you want to establish clearer boundaries

He needs to know what behavior you find unacceptable

I can't carry on like this, Tommy.

You hurt me so much.

And the truth is,

it sent me to a very dark place and it's a place that I have been in before what do you mean

I know you thought I was just making friends.

But the fact is, I...

I um

I have tried to kill myself in the past

what

I don't want to go into details

but it's happened more than once

and I can't be with

someone who might

pushed me into feeling like that again.

No.

No, of course not.

I'm so sorry.

So, if you would

rather be with this woman

in Las Vegas...

No, no, no, that was never the thing.

Or you decided that you'd never want to settle down...

That's it, no, I...

Like, look, I definitely think about marriage and kids and all of those things.

OK.

I just need to know that we're heading in the same direction.

It's not that I'm expecting you to propose tomorrow.

It's maybe six months down the line.

Yeah.

I just need to know that you're not using me.

Don't ever hurt me again, Tommy.

I really couldn't bear it.

She started texting a couple of hours ago.

It's been non-stop ever since.

My inbox is practically full, but I didn't think I should delete anything.

She's obviously in a terrible state.

Francesca, we have CCTV footage that shows Jane buying quite a lot of painkillers.

So, as you can imagine, we're extremely concerned for her well-being.

We need you to talk to her.

Try and get her to tell you exactly where she is.

Do you think you could do that?

I can try.

Right there.

Another one from the Majesty.

Happy birthday.

God bless you.

Oh my God, Tommy.

Oh, Jesus.

Shall we?

Yes, indeed.

Duncan, in your favour, aren't we?

Oh, anything for you, Tom?

Yeah, thank you.

Sometimes I feel I've got to run away

I've got to get away from the pain

You drive into the heart of me

The love we share seems to go down

Seems to go

Get a room on that, you two.

Jamie.

Things seem to be going much better between the two of you.

Yes, things are wonderful.

In fact, last weekend, we were looking at properties in the car.

Wow, that's exciting.

He even registered us as Mr. and Mrs. Crestman at the estate agents.

Did he?

Well, that's what the chap had on his papers,

but Tommy and I just went along with it.

It was very funny.

Between you and I,

he's been having lots of secret chats with his mum.

I think he may be planning to propose when we're in France

at his family's villa.

Gosh.

Really?

Jamie, don't look now.

But isn't that your old chap, Luis, just behind Tommy?

Yeah.

He's asleep.

There we go.

But you did a good job of that.

It is a classic reaper, and she is an absolute stunner.

Tommy really knows his boats.

My brother's been looking at a Reaver Olympic.

Oh, wow.

Tommy?

That's quite...

What kind of condition?

Good, I think.

Tommy?

Sorry.

How far is the villa from Saint-Tropez?

I don't know, a couple of hours?

Max should get Tommy to take a look at it.

I'm thinking we should drive there one day in the boat.

You don't drive a boat, woman.

Jesus.

Pardon me.

Sorry, stupid Janie gets it wrong again.

No, no, that's not what I meant.

You should give her a good telling off.

Don't be silly.

Tommy rather likes naughty girls.

That and a bit of dressing up.

For God's sake.

If it's thigh-high and leather, all the better.

Just please ignore her.

You're drunk.

I'm not.

You are.

You're making a fool of yourself.

Like Janey.

Why do you always have to go too far?

Just give me that.

You're hurting me.

You'll survive.

Good luck for you then, isn't it?

I think we should go home.

I don't want to go home.

Okay, fine.

Do what you want.

Stay.

I'll just jump in the river, shall I?

Yes.

I'll solve all of your problems later, Tommy.

Wait, hold on, Tommy.

What's going on?

Stick her in a cab when she falls over.

Tommy?

He could be quite curt with her.

And a bit cruel.

She was a clingy, bloody nightmare.

Kept telling him

He needed to cut her loose

Hi, you've reached Thomas.

Okay.

Leave a message

Great, well that's fine

Don't pick up

Hi Tom, it's Jay.

It is quarter to one in the morning

and there are no

fucking buses.

Yeah, I'm fucking

pissed off.

It's not like you'd give a fucking toss if I was walking in the street.

It's not 1 in the morning or not, though, is it?

No, it's fucking boring, fucking tosser,

loony bin Jane,

who goes out once in a bloody blue moon

because you don't fucking want to go out with me.

OK, goodbye.

I can't fucking believe you are.

You fucking believe me, won't you?

I'm such a fucking prick.

I told you I'm so sorry.

That's what you always say.

I thought we were doing better.

We are.

When you act like this in front of my friends, they don't understand why I don't just end it.

Because they don't know us.

You said it yourself, we're good together.

Jane, these problems, they're not just going to go away.

I know, I know.

Every time we argue, it's like you talk about jumping in the bloody river or taking pills.

It's just not fair.

I know it's not.

You get so scared.

And I know it's stupid and it's selfish and it's too much pressure on you.

I've been a total bitch

It's not like I'm so great

They will be

I promise

I'm sorting myself out, I really am

And from now on

Things will be different, I swear

Yeah

Because I really don't want us to go to France and then have something to sit on.

No.

This holiday is exactly what we need.

We'll make a whole fresh start.

You're Jamie, I promise.

Okay.

Okay, are you ready?

She's dying now.

Franny?

Janie, I've been so worried, sweetheart.

Are you all right?

I'm cold.

Keep her talking.

Where are you?

Are you in the car?

Janie, can you still hear me?

It's dark.

I can't see.

I'm so cold, I can't feel my legs.

Oh, Janie, darling, have you taken something?

Tell me.

Please, will you tell us what you've taken?

Oh, God, OK, listen, just, um...

Press on the horn, darling, OK?

Because you need to try and get someone's attention.

Jane, you don't want to do this.

Please, will you let us help you?

Well, it's so beautiful, yeah.

There's an observation deck just along the coast.

It's an ideal spot for the sunset.

Very romantic.

We should go up there this evening.

Sounds perfect.

You made it.

You've been starting to worry.

Oh, yeah.

Good.

How are you?

Very good.

So wait.

Hello Jeff.

How are you, man?

Fantastic.

Young David, look at him.

What a thing.

Hi, Chip.

How are you doing?

Good, thanks.

And, of course, you all remember Jane, eh?

Yes, of course.

Hello, dear.

Oh, shall I help you with your...?

So this is the new car, Rick?

Yep.

She's a beauty, isn't she?

Dad won't let her out of his sight.

He's obsessed.

I'm not obsessed, boy.

I can't wait to take her out for a spin.

We'll see you inside, boys.

Oh, yes, of course.

La mer qu'on voit danser, le long du golfe clair.

Oh, I know, it's so romantic.

Tommy drove us up into the hills, and I just had no idea.

No, I'm sorry.

No, no, no!

He's up, he's up!

And again, David.

Still with you.

Well done, chap.

Come on.

Jenny!

Get your head in the game!

Go, go, go!

Run, run!

What happened to you?

Epic gave a water polo.

You should have come now.

Well, I was waiting for you to come up.

Ah, oh well.

It is in 15 minutes and Cathy's just got kitchen.

We should probably get down there.

Right.

So, should we drive up there after dinner then?

What's that?

The observation deck.

No, no, don't be silly.

We just got here.

We can go with the others.

And, anyway, Mum usually packs her paintings.

Come on.

My sister really wants to meet you.

Come on.

Ellie, Ellie.

So Mum was saying you were buying a place in the Cotswolds.

Well, we're exploring some options.

I thought the second cottage you went to see looked really quite promising.

Yeah, me too.

It'd make a lovely family home.

I was just saying to Tommy, I can imagine that.

smallest room as a nursery.

And there's space, yeah, for an annex.

Definitely, yeah.

An annex?

I had the agent fax over the plan, so we'll get a better idea.

Yeah, just don't overstretch yourself.

In the current climate...

Oh, now, come on.

Tommy knows what he's doing.

He's always had an excellent head for business.

Sorry, so the cottage is for your mother, too?

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, well, we discussed it, but, darling, I told you about that.

He may have a good head for business, but his spelling's still atrocious.

Well, that's not fair, is it?

There's a couple of words I have some trouble with, that's all.

Oh, well, like car and cover.

So naughty.

So, Jane, do you know this part of France at all?

Uh, a little, yes.

At least I know Saint-Tropez.

I stayed there several times with the Duchess.

Oh yes, of course.

Jane used to work for the Duchess of York as her dresser.

Golly.

That must have been interesting.

Did you see her on Friends?

Oh, Friends, what's that?

Oh, Friends is a sitcom, Granny.

Yes, old freebie Fergie, she'll do anything for money.

I don't think that's fair.

Oh, golly, it's a joke.

Come on.

Right, shall we move on to dessert?

Yes.

Come on.

Tommy, will you help me with the plates?

Yes, of course.

Oh darling, okay.

Please, can we go upstairs?

What?

Oh, come on, it's still early.

I'm tired and...

just don't really feel too good.

Okay, well, have a drink.

That'll cheer you up.

I don't need cheering up.

I need not to be ignored and humiliated in front of you.

in front of your bloody family.

Why are you being like this?

With me?

Please, can we just go upstairs?

You just can't help yourself, can you?

It's sad to make a scene.

I'm not making a scene.

I'm just upset.

You're always upset.

I am sick to death of it.

If you want to go,

just go.

Where the hell are you?

Like you care?

I could drive off the road, you'd probably be happy.

Don't you bloody dare.

That is my brother's car.

You bring it back.

You bring it back now.

When she came down to go to the airport,

my mother said she had a face like thunder.

She was shouting, screaming, saying she'd wasted the last two years of her life.

She just wanted to humiliate Tommy.

Janie called from the car.

It sounded like the holiday had been a disaster.

She was going on about what he'd done, what he hadn't done, how it was definitely over.

That was we with Tommy Susan right next to her.

Clearly, things between them had become completely toxic.

This is ridiculous, Tommy.

You can't keep ignoring me.

We need to talk about things.

You need to hear what I'm saying.

Jesus Christ.

You need to listen to me.

Listen to you?

You didn't shut out the whole fucking way home.

On the way home, not to mention that mortifying fucking display at the airport in front of my mother and poor David.

You know, they both think you're insane.

I don't care, you can't keep treating me like this.

And phoning all of our bloody friends, wailing and bawling and airing all of our private business.

It was completely bloody humiliating.

You think that's humiliating?

Yes, I do.

How do you think I feel?

Finding out that you've gone behind my back with some whore.

Sending her those foul emails.

I bet people would love to read those, wouldn't they?

God's sake, not this again.

Yes, you can't just pretend that I don't exist!

Oh, I swear to God.

Right now, I wish you didn't.

If we were married, you wouldn't treat me like this.

But you would rather just keep stringing me along

as long as Tommy gets what he wants.

You seriously?

Seriously still talking about marriage?

Oh, good old Janie.

She's good for fucking, but not much else.

Shut up.

I wonder if your precious mother knew what you were really like.

You are sick!

Do you know that?

Shut up!

Will, you shut up!

Shut your fucking mouth!

Because it is the truth!

You're the one who's sick.

You're broken.

There is something like deeply, deeply wrong with you,

and I swear to God, Jane, I wish I'd never met you.

You ruined my life, Tommy.

No, you did that all by yourself.

Well, then I may as well end it.

I'll get one of those knives and slash my fucking wrists.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your eyes are right there.

On.

Take your knife,

slash your wrists, be my fucking ass.

Do you know what?

I'll do mine too, shall I?

But let's both have our misery.

Hmm?

I'm having a major fight with my other half.

Yeah

I would like to discuss it calmly

She will not

And can you tell me if anyone's been injured?

Not yet

Okay, sir

Where's your other half right now?

Right here

What are they doing?

Staring at me.

Right.

Has anyone actually been assaulted, sir?

Not really.

But someone's going to get hurt.

Can you confirm your name, please, sir?

Yes.

I'm Thomas Cressman.

OK, Mr Cressman.

What is it you want the police to do?

I would like the police to come and split us up.

I would like someone...

to stop us from hurting each other.

If you don't have somebody here soon,

somebody is.