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I don't want to come in.
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I didn't realize anyone still smoked in
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2023.
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There's only a few of us cool guys left.
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Top or bottom?
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Architect, actually.
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It's okay.
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Easy, cowboy.
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Now?
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No.
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Now you can grab my [ __ ]
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>> [snorts]
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>> One of the last true romantics. [music]
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Okay.
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My turn.
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Romantic undertones dark [ __ ] sucker.
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Do you know the best way to Shepherd's
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Bush? I think the trains have stopped
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running. What? That's it? Yeah, that's
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it. I've got stuff to do tomorrow.
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You're hot as [ __ ]
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Be that as it may,
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it's getting late.
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Are you my stalker?
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Seriously, what are you doing?
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I had nowhere to be tonight.
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And you were the only one telling
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around, so You were literally hooking up
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with the guy when I saw you. Who him?
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It's a mere trifle. Right.
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Look, let me walk you home.
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It's a beautiful London morning.
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I know this is really weird, right?
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Shepherd's Bush?
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It's not even a competition. I mean, it
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wins for Pam Grier's performance alone.
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Don't even get me started on Robert
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Forster in that final scene. If you say
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so. I do.
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But let's be honest.
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He hasn't created a masterpiece since
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then.
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I need to get that [ __ ] inside my mouth
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again. What are you doing?
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Just
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I don't want to get arrested.
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Get up.
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You're a public menace.
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What's more, we just
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>> [music]
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>> didn't see things in the same way, I
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guess. Like Well, there's just so much
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to negotiate, you know. [music] So, he
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likes cups of tea, his walks in the
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sunset, and you like blowing guys in car
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parks.
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>> What's in an open relationship, it seems
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easier on paper.
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>> Laura, she just got married the other
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day. Laura, it's a Keep your name. Are
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you Jewish? One sec. So, at her hen
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night the other night Is she a girl?
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>> Yeah, oh my god, yes.
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Would you
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let me finish? Please do, master
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storyteller. Hold up. Okay, right. Um
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I'm in my story now.
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The point I wanted to make was
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at this hen night, we had to go around
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the circle and say how many people we'd
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slept with in our lives. And um these
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straight girls and guys were like
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eight,
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three,
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30, even. And me and this homegirl, we
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just looked at each other and we were
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like
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oh, dear.
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And then it came to us,
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and we were like
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a thousand?
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10,000?
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Define slept with.
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Romantic story to go with the romantic
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kids.
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>> I think you're a Kylie gay. What does a
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Kylie gay look like, exactly?
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Shinier.
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Have you ever been to Athens?
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Why would you want to live anywhere else
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but in here? In London.
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I'm going to have a few offices here.
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But
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it's not really the easiest city to live
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in, is it?
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It's worth it for the quality of men
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alone.
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Present company included.
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Is that right?
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That is right.
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So, anyway, I figured out why you're
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circumcised. That's the big question on
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everyone's lips, actually.
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Why you, my dear friend, are
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circumcised.
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Well, that's Muslims and Jews have more
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more in common than we like to admit.
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[music]
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>> Their dicks being the most obvious
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through line.
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Oh my god.
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What's your name?
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I completely forgot to ask.
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It's Maddie. Maddie.
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I'm Noah. Nice to meet you.
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>> [snorts]
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>> You're such an idiot.
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Sorry to hear that. It's 2 years ago
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now. Yeah, but you never really get over
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losing someone.
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I didn't lose someone.
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Your father?
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I looked after him for months before his
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death.
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And he needed constant care, you know?
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So, none of my brothers or sisters were
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there. It was just
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me and my mom.
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Through the hard months.
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And when he went, I remember thinking,
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all this and you don't even really know
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who I am.
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Not really.
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>> This is me.
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I thought you wanted to see the interior
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of these apartments. I have you indeed.
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Mhm.
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I've had my eye on them for some time.
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Can I get you something?
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No housemates? Uh no, it's a mate. He's
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in Qatar.
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That's a stronger. That's his the clock.
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Follow me.
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>> You leaving?
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It won't work.
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Oh.
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I should probably change and shower
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before I go in.
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Sure.
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You know,
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it was fun.
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Yeah.
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That was.
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If nothing else, we definitely got our
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steps in.
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So,
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how long are you in town for anyway?
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A few more days this time.
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Anything planned? Climbing the O2 or
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a tour of the nation's great saunas?
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It's um
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I've got a few friends I need to catch
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up with.
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I had the best night.
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One for the history books.
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Totally.
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You know, I
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I don't want to be a cliché and ask for
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your number and No, no.
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The whole
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you ask for my number and then we'll
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just ghost each other after slowly
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drifting apart.
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That's the one.
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So, let's not.
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So, agreed.
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But, you know,
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tonight I I'll go back to [music] the
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same spot we met.
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I'll go at the same time.
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And I'll look through the trees [music]
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and the shrubs
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for a dark, handsome stranger to walk
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home.
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You never know,
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do you?
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