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Milk, my friend.

I want to wish you a very happy birthday.

You are my best friend...

...the truth is that I can't do anything without you.

You are my partner in crime.

That sounded weird.

I love you brother, my best roommate.

I know you're going to see this later, but...

...for now let's take a look at the preparations.

This is Jason, he's going to help me with tonight's event.

We go to acting classes acting classes together.

I know we've done a lot of crazy jokes on this channel.

But this is definitely is going to be the joke

sickest we've ever done on this ever done on this channel.

I already got the jitters.

And no wonder.

Jason and Milk have never have ever seen each other,

so he is a complete stranger to Milk. stranger to Milk.

Why would you invite a complete stranger

to my best friend Milk's my best friend Milk's birthday party?

This thing here is a "pedato".

We're going to put this thing to Naomi

for those who do not know what a "petado" is

- It's called a firecracker. - Whatever.

The firecracker is basically used in the movies

when you want all the blood the blood out of the actor's chest.

Good luck with that thing.

But this is only one piece of the puzzle.

What happened to that girl, Jessica? I haven't seen her for a long time.

I saw her very little, she only came a couple of times to our house.

It was very rare.

She is still a virgin.

- I think that's it. - That's the Van.

How the fuck do you know what that one is?

He said so.

That is exactly what it looks like.

Hey, what if he's a child rapist? child rapist?

- This is for the joke 0k? - Where did you find it?

On the black market.

- What do you mean? - Don't you know what it is?

It's like Craigslist.

- That's crazy. - Shut the fuck up.

Let's do this, we are "Pros".

- What's up. - Well, who are you?

Seven.

- Yes, how are you doing? - My friends.

- Hello, how are you? - Very well. How are you?

Nice to meet you, yes...

Let's see, let's see, Are you going to film all this?

Yes, it is part of...

Let me rephrase that, you can't film this.

Look, we're on a YouTube channel, we can alter your voice,

- and we could blur your face. - No, no.

I don't give a shit, you keep recording.

I have a customer who wanted a real gun.

It should look like a toy but that fired real bullets.

You know what I did?

I put one of these orange tips.

This is a .45 model 1911, with it I can thunder a Grizzly.

This is what you are looking for.

Pay attention.

You cut cartridge but there is still a bullet in the chamber 0k?

even with the charger out 0k? this is very important.

- Okay guys, bye. - What?

Jesus!

You should have seen their faces...!

I am always asked the same questions.

Are they real bullets? Will anyone get hurt?

They are Chinampinas!

These are the best in the whole world.

I have just proved it to you with my own life.

So, you don't know what's coming what is coming your way.

So you'll have to wait and see how we put it all together.

There it is...

...look no further, the birthday boy.

It's cool, my good man.

I think this is something teto.

Maybe when they arrive jump up and say surprise.

The night of the party - Do I do well?

Yes, practicing the little step.

People have already come, Did you really come?

- Hello, of course I came. - What's your name?

- Lara. - I am Seven.

This is Lara, very good.

"Laura, nice to meet you.

- Lara. - Lara.

- Happy Birthday Marshall. - Thank you very much.

...Milk

- Why Milk? - My friends call me that.

- Milk loves milk. - Rice pudding.

That's a lot of milk.

Hey, Happy Birthday, man!

What's up, bro.

What is your story babes?

We calibrate the tequila shot.

Don't be fucking around...

Hey, where can I drop this off?

Oh yeah, you didn't scare anyone.

0k, then we are driving home.

Milk says he's going to share the ride with me,

and falls asleep in the back seat for more than 10 fucking minutes.

I told Milk to play good music and he

puts John Mayor's Gravity,

And as soon as he puts it on, he says: "Yeah, can you turn that down?"

Have you done anal?

- Nel. - It's a tight squeeze.

Finger down?

- Yes, sir. - I thought you were a lesbian...

She is bi.

Oh, my God, you're batting for both sides.

- Well, you're forgiven. - A new, new...

I have never killed an animal.

- Coward. - Who went hunting?

- What happened? - What happened?

I'm sorry, I ran over a rabbit

came out of nowhere and...

- ...I was going too fast. - Poor so-and-so.

- How about you? - Next question.

What about you? Put your finger down.

- You put your finger down. - What happened was not...

What did you do?

I killed a cat.

What the f...

- You killed a cat. - That was fucked up.

That's right.

What happened?

I... alone,

it's something you're not supposed not to do, you know?

- Fucking crazy freak. - I would have...

...only seven years.

Who is next?

Who is playing?

He is just a friend.

- All my friends are here. - Let's see who it is.

Hey, what's up my boy.

- This is Devon. - 0k, nice to meet you, I'm Milk.

Milk, people call me call me Mold.

I already have it.

- The drinks are there. - Chido, thank you.

No problem man, thanks for coming.

Why did you invite a "random" to my birthday party? to my birthday party?

I know him, he is not a "random".

Yes, but for me it is.

- 0k, I'm sorry. - How did you meet him?

It was in the cafeteria, I met him in the cafeteria.

- In a coffee shop? - He's a nice guy.

I told you I didn't want bad vibes.

Yes, but...

What's that noise?

What the fuck is going on?

Happy Birthday to you!

Friends, friends.

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy birthday dear Milk!

- Fuck you bastards! - Happy birthday to you!

Gotcha.

We got you!

We have pulled off another very successful very successful.

Thanks to you for making it happen.

The "Happy Birthday" joke.

-And here you are. - What the heck, they got me.

- I got caught. - Wasn't it amazing?

- Jesus, what the fuck. - I didn't think we would make it.

Did they set up the whole joke from the beginning?

Don't ask me how we did it.

I was changed, I am a different man.

- What about Jason? - We're in the same class.

Jesus.

It does it well and is reliable.

I thought it was pretty good.

Yes, the fucking lines we improve them.

Well, that was good, when it came

actually that's where it was where I didn't like it anymore

- I thought, fuck that bastard. - Well, he did, and in the end it worked out.

With a fuck, is it the fucking landlord?

Aha yes, this is another fucking joke.

I'm not going to fall for it again, not with this one.

Do you think I'm going to play two pranks on the same night?

The truth is yes.

My genius doesn't go that far.

- Who's at the door? - Hopefully a stripper.

I better go, lest I be the fucking bitch.

- Who is playing? - Who is it?

I just want you to know that I have children

who have to go to school in the school in the morning.

Well, sir, I'm sorry if we were too outrageous.

Sorry sir, let's to be calmer.

Thank you!

- What the fuck was that all about? - Who the fuck is that fucker?

I can be fooled once, seriously,

- but I'm not going to fall for it again. - I swear I don't know that monkey.

- That's right, no idea who he is. - He's a very strange guy.

- I'm sure he's your grandfather. - Aha, yes, of course...

Whatever.

Pure blowjobs.

- All right, night school. - Aye, aye, boss.

- I liked you. - I'm sorry you killed someone.

Sale, see you.

Shut up, we're having a moment.

Well, guys, I'm going to bed.

- Good evening. - Good evening.

- 7-Eleven? - Yes.

How fucking crazy was that.

Did you like it?

It was crazy, my heart stopped.

I thought you were dead. That I had lost you.

Good, because Seven was... oh, his real name is Jason.

Why did they give him a false name?

Because I don't even know who Jason is.

So, why the the false name?

Did you get the gun?

Is it a real gun?

- Yes. - You're a little shit!

I think the next joke should be about Link.

Oh, it's definitely it's your turn.

So we met a guy like on the Black Web.

That's right, the bastard of Seven is really crazy.

The guy in the van was creepy as hell.

And then, the bastard "committed suicide" with that gun. with that gun.

Of course he didn't die but it was a very cool thing to do.

- No shit, are you serious? - Without a doubt, it was real.

You failed.

You must pay for all that.

Shut the fuck up.

That was fun, a lot of fun.

Look, guys...

...is it just me, or is that the same old old man shitting himself?

What?

I'm not falling on this one, guys.

I appreciate your effort, I really do.

Of what?

Milk this is not a joke.

This we have not done.

Good job, really you look good fucking crazy.

- Milk. - No Marshall!

- No, I'm just wondering... - What's the matter with you?

- I'm done with this. - What the fuck is wrong with you?

- I'm done with this fucking joke. - Sir, I am so sorry.

- We didn't mean to do that. - Sorry, he's just confused.

Do you think you can talk to people like that?

- It's okay, buddy. - No, it's not okay.

It's okay, man, trust me.

The day he died.

Milk, Milk... wake up! Milk wake up buddy!

Seven, don't go on.

I need you to wake up right now.

What the fuck do you want!

- Why are you recording now? - I need you to see, I need you to see...

...what happens below.

- What time is it? - It is very early.

- Oh my God... - Hey... Hey buddy!

I need you to see what's going on down there.

- Why? - Because there is someone down there.

Fuck, it can't be.

Hello.

We're going to call the police or something.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, let's not call the chota.

What do you mean, no? He's come into our house.

It's just that I... I yelled at him last night.

so maybe he's...

How come you yelled at him at night and where did that happen?

Usually Link, Naomi and I go to 7-Eleven at night.

And there I saw him...

...and I thought that was part of the joke, Seven.

What did I tell you? The joke is over.

When you shoot someone in the fucking room...

I told you it was over! over!

When you shoot someone in the fucking room...

How will I know the difference between the two?

You should have taken my word for it I assured you there would not be another prank.

I'm not making another joke!

I'm just going to apologize to him....

You're not going to apologize, we're going call the police...

No, no, no, no, no, I already told you that without the fucking pussy.

Be nice.

- Fuck... - What?

What the fuck is going on?

It is locked with the latch from the inside.

Maybe it's there.

Yes.

Wait, be careful.

We are going in.

I'm coming in.

It is not there.

Where the fuck is it?

Guys, this is crazy. There's a psycho running around here.

What?

No mames cabron.

It could be good for video.

No, it is not.

Hi, I live at 347 Lane, apartment 12...

My friend...!

Yes...

Milk... Milk...

She just wants to talk...

Mr....

Sir, I am so sorry for yelling at you last night.

There are...

There's a girl inside inside my head...

I have never believed that I am a man.

And everyone told me that...

... "religion cannot harm anyone".

And here I am...

...an old man of 73 years,

and I'm sitting alone, in my dark room.

Her time is over.

But she's not going out.

She can't get out of me.

But I don't want to either.

I don't want to...

- Is he okay, is he okay? - Nothing happened to him.

What the fuck is wrong with him? - It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay.

Look, let's get you home 0k?

No, no, no!

- I don't want to go home! - 0k. 0k.

I can't go home. I can't... I'd rather die!

Just try to calm down a little bit 0k?

Milk?

Just turn the camera off, man.

What?

The guy who broke into into our house this morning,

is fucking crazy.

He tried to commit suicide in our fucking room

and I have it recorded on the fucking camera.

I am a genius.

- Hey. - What's up?

Do you have it engraved?

Yes... yes, this is crazy.

All right, turn it off.

- What? - Turn it off.

Why?

It was already too much.

0k, I already turned it off.

- Is it? - It's off.

All right, I've calmed him down.

- 0k. - I told him that the police the police.

- He says he is better now. - 0k.

And we dined at his house tonight.

Dinner? But what are you... no. What are you talking about?

He is alone.

And that's our fault?

Are you recording?

Yep.

- Suicide, man... murder. - I know, I know.

It is no longer aggressive.

How do you know, they are already BFF?

I talked to him for a while,

and he's actually a nice guy, he's nice guy, he's lonely.

We are only doing a service.

Are you recording this?

Yes, just in case...

...for evidence.

Evidence?

I am listening.

You can't upload this... What do you think will happen?

I heard you.

Well, you won't film it.

Naomi, you won't believe what happened this morning.

What's the fart?

Are you okay, what happened?

I am not well.

What happened?

Lara broke up with me...

...and he told me in a fucking text, he didn't even call me...

Naomi...

...she was nothing special.

Did you call him?

He blocked me.

Hey, we're here for you.

Don't film me!

We should give it a minute.

How about $18.

- Not bad. You're broke. - You should pay for that.

I need you to pay for it, I told you I lost my wallet. Remember?

- I thought I saw her on the coffee table. - No, I checked.

Oh Naomi, take her away quiet little cowgirl.

- 0k, look at that attitude. - What's the fart?

His girlfriend sent her to the cock.

Net?

What's up man, how's it going?

- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for the invitation.

Pass him, no, no, no, no, no, no, no camera.

It's just that I take it everywhere I go, I'm sorry.

0k... I hate you.

Like I'm not going to record this shit.

Well, my dad's my dad's name was Steve.

His father's name was Steve

His father's name was Steve. I was the seventh Steve.

It seems permanent. I don't know. Maybe I'll call my son Eight.

I feel bad for the 13.

Why?

Because of bad luck.

When I was seven years old,

my dad gave me wine.

I did not like the taste.

He said he would eventually he would...

...come to love it.

I asked him why the wine tasted so bitter.

And he said.

...is because half of the glass

was my mother's blood.

Is she there?

She was fine. She was...

...in the other room.

Connected to a blood bag blood bag,

and she was fine with it

and then said:

"Religion hurts no one."

That is what I associate with number seven.

The night he died

God will...

...to the sacrifice we make.

I want to die!

- But I don't have to die alone. - Seven?

Who wants to die with me?

Only one of you has to die.

Your choice.

Your choice.

If they try to shoot me...

...I will shoot them.

If they try to run away I will shoot them both.

Choose!

Milk?

Seven, shoot him!

I shot him.

I shot him!

No shit... I shot him...

...fuck me.

Seven...

What?

I caught you...

Gotcha, brother.

I caught you... look at your face.

I got you bro, it's...

Wait...

- ...wait, wait. - Yes, yes, my friend.

It is false.

- So... - It's a joke, brother.

- Suicide... The attempted suicide? - The whole thing is a farce.

It's all a sham.

He is an actor, Greg...

You have gone too far...

...did you drug me?

Yeah, well, that wasn't quite right,

but my friend, come on...

...let's go.

- She was a real bitch. - She's a little motherfucker!

- This is fucking awesome! - Egg on it!

- This will go viral in the extreme. - Yes, my friend.

And the actor, Greg, you can you can get up.

This guy is good, he's good. Dude, you're going to be famous.

And that blood?

Greg, let's go.

You must be joking right now.

Greg...

Man, this guy is still acting. This actor has craft.

Greg come on... get up already.

I can't believe it, Milk. believe it, Milk.

No shit, it can't be...

- It's just that you made it big... - It's worth it, my friend.

What?

What is it?

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Yes, yes, you got me.

- No, no... - Uh-huh, you want to scare me?

Check his pulse.

I told you, man.

Oh, this guy is not breathing.

- I know... - This guy doesn't...

Holy shit! How the fuck did this happen?

Because... I don't know. I used your fucking chinampinas.

I grabbed your shit, man.

- Did you use my chinampinas? - Yes, I did.

That guy. God, I knew he was he was suspicious.

- Who? - The bastard who sold them to me.

What the fuck did he sell you?

I bought the chinampinas and the gun on the black market. on the black market.

Fuck! Why did you buy him a fucking gun?

It was for the joke.

It's a real gun and you know that chinampinas are illegal in California.

You can only get them with guys like that.

Well, congratulations pendejín you're a fucking murderer.

Nel, no way, put it down, don't talk to me like that.

You screwed up.

This is your fault, it's your joke.

It's not yours, I just used your original joke.

I just reused your shit.

I just put a creepy element creepy, man.

Let's take a look at the assembly.

How do I start this?

2 days before the party

Well, Seven is gone.

So I only have a little while

to talk about everything that's going on and what I plan to do,

and well, I've been awake for the past few...

...three days.

Trying to come up with a plan

and let me tell you

that this has not been easy.

But I think I've finally I've finally figured it out.

If you want a shot in the head, I'll do it.

Excuse me, sir.

- I will continue working. - Excuse me, sir

Can I help you?

Perhaps.

You said you are an actor?

Yes, why?

These jokes are crazy.

Yes, that's right.

And you also have a lot of of followers.

Almost one million views.

Seven here plays the blind man's role.

What do you think Frank?

Should I do it?

Yes, I mean...

...you've been on the couch for the last three months for the last three months.

Oh come on, have a little respect for your old man.

- I want to ask you several questions. - I don't have any.

You, you...?

Do you have Instagram or something?

- Yes, of course it is. - Chingón.

We already have to...

Hey, guys,

just a small update.

I had to leave the party for a while, because um...

...I did something,

I told myself I wasn't going to do these things anymore, but...

...here I come.

I took Laura's jacket.

I know, I know, Milk, how are you gonna change if you go on like this?

Milk, how are you going to be able to stop your patterns

if you keep doing the same weird things?

What do you mean you don't like it?

What do you mean you don't like it?

No, no, no, no, no, no...

- ...public restrooms to... - Hey Milk, hey Milk you...

I'm back.

Amigo this is your party, come with us.

Bring your hand, come here, we are playing...

- ...are there. - Chido, thank you.

No problem man, thanks for coming.

Guys, I don't like the "randoms" 0k?

I think Greg is going to come any fucking minute

and now this Devon guy just came to screw it up.

What's your fart now?

There's a party down there.

Well, I wonder why you invited that bastard.

Good God, my friends, the little joke Seven's asshole

made my plan much easier. much easier.

He used a real gun with chinampinas

I already know exactly how I'm going to...

- There you are. - You got me.

Shut up, we have a moment here.

I hug you...

...is wrong with you?

- I'm done with the fucking joke. - Sir, I'm s...

- ...friend is fine. - It's not okay.

It's okay man, trust me trust me.

You're farting.

- It's a joke, it's a joke. - It's not a joke!

- I just talked to Seven. - No, it's a joke.

- It's not a joke! - It's my joke.

- Do you get it yet? - No shit...

Yes, my friend.

He is an actor, his name is Greg.

I hired him, I'm paying him is for Seven.

- No shit! - I wasn't going to tell you.

Link is a good boy.

Yes, it is reliable.

Naomi too, she's cool.

I love my friends very much.

I would never hurt my friends.

That counts for something.

I have morals.

I am a good person.

I have limits.

That matters.

But...

Here I have Laura's Laura's jacket.

I know.

It's the last one, guys.

I promise.

- Hi. - What's up Laura, I'm Milk.

I know this is weird, I'm sorry but...

...I'm here with Naomi, you forgot your jacket

- in our apartment. - Can I pick it up tomorrow?

We can bring it to you tonight, we go from bar to bar

so it's okay.

No, it's not a big deal. tomorrow after my shift.

0k that sounds good, listen Laura,

Naomi just told me that we are very close to you

so it would be very foolish

that we don't take it to you tonight.

Very well, then.

Yes.

- Thank you. - Wait, wait for me, Laura

one more thing, hold on, hold on...

Milk you are drunk.

is it left or right...

- Well... - You shouldn't drive.

Hey Laura, can you tell me tell me the street again?

Because Naomi doesn't remember.

Are you serious? I'll send it to you right away.

He is sending me his address.

I can't believe she's such an asshole...!

Ladies and Gentlemen...

...we are on our way.

Here we are.

Hopefully I can get her to the car somehow.

This will be fine.

- Hello, Laura. - Hi Laura, how are you?

- Good. - I'll get your jacket.

0k, And where is Naomi?

It's in the car, it's...

What the fuck is wrong with him?

It's kind of a little accelerated.

I don't know why she's always she is always very annoyed with me

and I don't know why the fuck...

0k.

- I'm going to talk to her. - Okay, I'm going to talk to her.

Where are you Naomi?

Naomi?

This is Jessica's ear.

There you have it, you can see it.

This is my mother brick.

I'm breaking people's hearts with this brick.

My God, look what this person person just wrote to you.

You've already looked at it... Yes!

You know very well, Naomi likes you very much.

I'm telling you...

Good Jesus, Laura...

...I had to break up with her with a text message. text message, it's a low thing to do.

Are you ok?

Did you have fun at the party?

I do.

What do you mean by you don't like?

This is my happy mask.

It's transparent, so you still see me, but it's just...

...it's like a different version version of me, you know?

Highlight my eyebrows.

Because I really I can't see my eyebrows.

But you can still see my eyes.

Is this a joke?

No.

No, sorry.

I am very sorry that this is not a joke.

Life is unfair.

You are unlucky.

Friend, I need you to go down there.

Why?

Because there is someone down there.

Are you ok?

Have you ever thought about approaching to someone who will listen to you?

This shit is awesome, bro.

This shit is great.

Bullshit about religion,

and the little girl trapped inside you

Where do you get so much so much good shit?

I do some research.

What happened?

- Are you recording? - Yes, I am.

...and we took the charger.

First you have to take out the chinampinas.

And look what I have here.

Something very special, and a lot of fun.

We replaced the chinampinas with real bullets.

And then we just load and cut.

Bullets in the magazine. What do you think I should do?

Should I end it all?

Oh God, this is creepy.

I don't even want to put my finger on the trigger.

It's loaded, do you want to challenge me?

Oh my goodness, that was very fucking close.

I almost did.

I'm not going to do it.

I've thought about it. No, I'm just kidding...

- go to the desert and... - I, I'm not going to drug you.

Well, it's just that, well.

No.

I am not going to drug anyone.

Well, that's part of the joke and...

Well, I don't care about that, think about something else.

You can't drug someone for a joke!

- I, I quit. - No, no, please you can't

give up half of everything.

We have done even worse things even worse

in the past in this prank show.

Whenever we start we close it with a deal

where we can do these crazy things to each other. He knows that!

He's done this shit.

Enough.

No, listen to me. I'm going to drug him.

It has nothing to do with you. I'll get the wine,

I am going to add everything,

has nothing to do with...

...even the word drugging is misused.

0k? because it's not, I make it sound worse than it is.

It's medicine, medicine to sleep.

Please.

This conversation has never happened.

No, it never existed.

Then... you will.

Do what?

No cameras in the dining room.

- Very good. - Get out of here, you're overwhelming me.

Where is my wallet?

Did you check your pant pockets? pockets?

Did you check your pant pockets? pockets?

It's not in my pockets.

I didn't leave my shit in my pants pockets.

It is called "Gaslighting".

It's when you play a joke to someone

but they think it's their fault.

Yes, that's what I do.

I need you to pay for it, I told you I lost my wallet. Remember?

I thought I saw her on the coffee table.

Damn it, Milk!

I told you no camera.

Sorry.

All we have is a tarp.

What do you want to do?

I don't know, Milk.

What do you want to do?

I say that we...

...let's wrap it in the tarp, bury it and leave it here.

We have to leave it here.

0k, how are we going do that?

We have to get shovels.

- That we fit the deepest... - Which shovels?

- Do you have a shovel? - No.

We could go, we could go if...

...we wrap the body in the tarpaulin and throw it back.

We took it with us and we bought the shovels...

- Sure, and we take it to the city? - And what the fuck can we do?

I don't know, I don't know... I've never killed a bastard...

...in the desert!

I don't know a fucking thing. I'm sorry.

Look, it's just that we can't leave it here 0k?

If someone finds it...

...we go straight to jail, it would be all over for us.

Is that what you want to do?

- Do you want to go to the fucking penitentiary in short order? - No, I don't want to go.

Hurry up Seven because that will happen if you don't calm down.

- I don't want to go to jail. - Exactly.

I want to go back to my life and do my own thing.

There is only one way to do it.

There is a way out of this out of this damn mess.

There is only one fucking way, to take the body.

- 0k, we take the fucking corpse. - And bury it 0k?

Let's get the fucking shovels, bury it, leave it here...

...and we forget about it.

Very good, very good. Let's do it.

- Milk, what do I buy? - A pair of shovels.

See if the Boston Digger has a beak.

For the body?

No, it is to remove the hard soil.

Hey Milk...

...it's already started to stink in here.

This was not part of the fucking plan.

How come I forgot about the fucking shovels?

Holy shit!

I don't want to get arrested in the damn Home Depot parking lot.

Don't fuck up, look what's going on out there. what's going on out there.

A fucking cop parked right across the street.

How much does it do?

Jesus Christ! That motherfucker is coming right this way.

Why the fuck are you are you coming here?

It takes my dick!

Why is the shitty come to me?

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

My God, he's already at the door.

It is already here.

Keep your door closed.

How is it official?

Do you know where you parked?

At Home Depot?

You are in the place of the disabled you can't be here.

- I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. - Uh-huh.

I'm leaving right now.

I can fine you for this.

I know, sir. I'm sorry, sir. That won't be necessary.

I'm leaving now.

Yes, you can move, but I'm watching you.

0k, my friend is inside,

and when it arrives we will we will leave immediately.

- I'm going to have to recommend you. - Yes, sir.

- I'm coming back. - Yes, sir.

Hang in there, okay?

In the mother!

No, no, no, no, not now.

Not now!

No, no, no, no, Seven.

Return.

Return to

Come back!

Thank God.

Fuck!

Are you ok?

Yes, sir.

It just scared me.

You look nervous.

We are in a hurry.

We are in a hurry.

- Here you go. - Thank you Lord.

- Let's go, let's go. - Are you all right?

No, yes, everything was fine. I was very tired.

By the way, you left your damn phone in the car.

What happened?

Did he ask you about the "stuff" in the trunk?

The fucking salaryman was fucking with me

because of the fucking parking lot of the fucking handicapped.

You were in the handicapped parking lot, you fucking asshole!

The day they died.

The "Pro" was completely Pro" was completely screwed.

It has to be subtle, if it's too much...

...visible, they will simply say something like: Didn't you change my pillow?

It has to be gradual and calm.

Milk you are so bad.

Do you know anything?

Seven is not not such a good person.

But Milk...

...Seven is our favorite.

I know.

Seven is everyone's favorite.

But look how easy it was to turn him into a murderer.

You already know that he left me out of the channel.

I don't even have the password to enter our channel.

He said that my ideas are not creative.

So I'm not creative? It's supposed to be a partnership.

- There's a lot of sadness there. - Do you want the eggs or not?

There's my prankster boy.

I can't wait to see to see it all again.

It's cool man, it's cool.

- It's cool. - What joke?

May I tell him? Come on, please.

Sale.

Do you remember the guy from the party?

- The scary old man? - That grouper.

It was part of Milk's plan.

From his joke.

Net?

Yes, I used his firecracker.

There was shooting and everything. Everything went very well.

Hey kid, Where's Seven?

It is at the top.

Let's go.

How does it feel to be part of the best joke ever?

Dude, it's so dark in here.

Are you a fucking vampire?

What's up?

I'm keeping an eye on you, my friend.

How does it feel to be part of the best joke ever made?

Yes.

Yes.

Hey man, are you okay?

I am fine.

I am fine.

Lincoln just told me that it was all a fucking joke.

That's right, brother.

Why not?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You're the one who's fucked up.

Are you fucking with me right now?

Fuck you!

Are you fucking with me right now Milk?

Fuck you!

Go to hell!

So, good, good, good, good.

What the fuck is going on here?

Holy shit!

Get out of here!

You know I have to go. You have to go home.

- Get the hell out of here! - Go home.

- I'm leaving this channel. - Don't do it.

I waive.

Hey guys.

I am back in my place.

I only come here sometimes, like when I'm...

...bored, scared, sad or lonely.

I have a surprise for you.

Just take a look.

Here she is.

Here she is, I've kept her alive.

That's the surprise: She's still alive.

But she might as well be dead,

without food and water for two days.

I am going to finish it.

Oh my goodness.

Let's see what we have here.

What's up? Hey, what's up? My videos have gone viral.

It's okay.

It's gone, it's gone. That's the way it is. 0k.

Thank you for watching, thank you for subscribing.

Thank you for being a fan.

I'm just kidding. See you next time!

What's up, guys? That's how you you really fuck someone up.

Hello, Seven, I'm home. We need to talk.

Friend, you are going to be very confused. Wait for it.

This is very funny.

He's going to send me a text message text me at any time.

and he will say: Where did you go?

Shit, he's already calling.

- What's up. - Where did you go?

What?

Where did you go? You said you needed me,

I'm already down.

I'm in the store, I'm checking...

No, no, you're here...

I left 45 minutes ago, my friend.

I'll be right back so we can talk. so we can talk.

Are you playing with me right now?

- What? - Fuck, fuck. Not you.

Milk, come over here.

- I want to talk to you. - Brother, I'm not at home.

- What the fuck are you talking about? - Goddamn it, what the fuck?

He thinks he is hearing things.

It's completely screwed up. This is going very well.

And now I'm going to the house in 20 minutes.

I swear, dude, I had here a text message from Greg.

And he said, "I know I'm dead,

but I can still see you.

It was right fucking here.

- What are you talking about? - Damn it, I got the message!

- Here it was. - Well, where is it?

I don't know!

- Milk... - I think you are paranoid.

- Is he alive? - Not at all.

Don't fuck with me 0k, Milk?

We checked his pulse and bury it.

Don't tell me I'm a fucking paranoid.

I am not. I know what I saw, I know what's going on.

There was a fucking text message text message on this thing.

Damn it!

I'm sorry... I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Fuck!

It is not true, it is not true. This is not true.

Go away and leave me now!

Damn it!

Sorry, sorry.

To hell with it!

Hey Seven, there's somebody at the door, man.

Who?

Get that fucking camera out of my face.

Sorry, man.

What the fuck happened to you to your mug?

Whatever, Can we talk, guys?

- Yes. - Yes. - All right, cool.

Can you come next door next door?

Fuck.

Chido.

I spoke to my father about twenty times,

and it turns out that after a couple of of rings, the call is cut off,

as if hanging up not to answer.

I'm all he has, so I'm a little worried about him. I'm a little worried about him.

It's just that he simply abandoned us... quit, I mean.

Wait, how?

Really?

Did you tell them where you were going?

Uh, yeah, I mean no, he didn't say where he was going.

but he sounded pretty excited wherever he was.

He went to Las Vegas.

Net?

Yes, I mean, he does it all the time. all the time.

- And it always loses out. - Mystery solved.

Are you ok?

- Is something wrong with you? - Yes, it's fine.

Yes, it's fine.

Yes, I am fine.

I may be back soon.

He is already old, I know him... I didn't want to,

sorry guys.

No, excuse us. It's just that we don't get out much.

I know that maybe now you hate me deeply.

But...

...we are in this together.

So think it through. I'm not scared.

Then make no mistake.

You seem to handle this whole thing very well.

Well...

...then...

...maybe you should also improve a little bit, because

if you want to give up the channel and you want to...

...to stop doing everything we've worked for, that's fine. we've worked for, that's fine, but,

you should know,

what is at stake here.

In other words, we can end up in the fucking cage

and we could end up there for the rest of our the rest of our fucking lives.

I think you must understand what we are going to do with Frank.

No.

No.

- I'm not going to kill anyone else. - I'm not going to kill anyone else.

- I agree. - I'm not going to kill anyone else.

I am not saying that we kill him.

- And what do you say? - I think we should write to Frank,

by pretending to be Greg.

y...

You are very sick, man.

- You're psychotic... - I'm just trying to figure this out.

I am not sick.

We texted Frank as if he were Greg,

then we turn the phone off, we bury it,

and this ends.

Very good.

Fuck you.

Hey Frank...

...I went to Las Vegas,

for a while...

...I will be back soon.

Okay, so he went astray in Las Vegas 0k?

People disappear in Las Vegas, I've seen it.

He is an old man.

I won't let you go to jail. I promise.

Thank you.

Say it back.

I will not let you go to jail.

The matter is closed.

It must be buried in the desert.

Who will it be?

I hope it is Link or Naomi.

Fuck!

What?

- Fuck it! - What's going on?

It's Frank.

- It's fucking Frank! - 0k, well...

...answer.

And what do I tell him?

Do a good job, brother.

I don't think I can do a good job.

Then just answer don't learn.

Or can't you do it?

I don't want to go to prison.

You're not going, I don't want to go I don't want to go to prison.

So be calm and answer the door.

I am trembling.

- Here we go, 0k. - Hey, hello.

I am looking for my father's phone number

and thus find mine.

I have searched my entire apartment.

And you know, he could have forgotten all along.

But he just sent me a message,

so you have your phone.

Am I part of your joke?

No, he was here.

How, were you here?

- No, he was here. - He was here.

Yes, he was here.

And so far you tell me.

Well...

...asked us not to tell you,

because he said you were a worrywart.

What the fuck, Dad?

and said he was going to the store

for some things I needed.

Yes, but why did you come here?

He wanted us to pay him for the prank,

- in cash. - I'll be damned!

No way, we have have to kill Frank.

We have to kill him.

Jeffrey Dahmer

Harold Shipman

Ted Bundy

these guys are known as...

...the greatest serial killers serial killers in history.

I admire and respect them very much

but what I'm going to do is write my own story

as the greatest and most creative serial killer and most creative serial killer who ever lived.

We just got kicked out of the house house 30 minutes ago.

That was pretty crazy.

Seven resigned from the channel,

Milk and... Milk and Seven got their butts kicked.

We are going to unearth the details

and find out what the hell happened.

But you have to to take him to the bathroom.

To the bathroom... Why?

I don't know because if he's in the bathroom then it would be...

...easier to clean everything.

- The whole place. - I'm going to throw up.

Look, I've never done this shit 0k?

I'm trying to figure out this shit just like you.

How do I take it to the bathroom?

Um, let's say you have to use the bathroom.

And is he going to follow me me all the way there?

I would tell him that...

...so they could talk in a private place.

What if he wants to talk in the bedroom?

My friend, how the fuck know about it?

He is a big guy.

You have to distract him I don't want him to see me coming.

I am going to try.

This is tremendously creepy.

I'm going to stab him, ok? and then I think...

I thought you were going to shoot him.

No dude, we have to stab him, we can't shoot him,

would make a lot of noise.

And just like that you're going to stab him?

- You can't stab him. - I'm going to stab him,

Seven, because I don't want to to go to the fucking cage!

How will you know when to enter?

Do you still have those glasses with a camera from the Spy Prank?

...are you still upset with Lara?

Screw him.

Very good.

Live broadcast.

Just in case.

- What the hell are you doing? - What are you doing?

Don't put it that way on your pants.

Where am I supposed to to take it?

I don't know, somewhere else. It's a loaded gun, man.

Sorry, sorry.

Just...

...put it in your pocket or something like that,

- I'm putting it in place. - No, no, you're going to blow your dick off.

Seven, use everything that is in your favor, that's fine, and...

...no matter what happens just let yourself go.

I am very excited.

And very nervous.

Seven is going crazy right now. crazy right now.

He is going to be very depressed.

Yes... this one, hello.

Those are spy glasses.

What?

Those fucking glasses are 100% spies.

No, not at all.

Yes, here I see the camera.

Hello Milk, hello Internet, come on in.

You know, I think this whole thing has been a joke.

I was already sure of that, but now I know it very well.

- Don't screw it up. - This can work.

These fucking jokes are fucking bullshit.

They have me with Jesus in my mouth,

and it's no fun at all.

Look, we didn't mean to... I mean, we just...

...we tried to scare you, that's all.

And they have succeeded very fucking well!

Where the fuck is is my daddy?

Calm down a little bit...

This joke is no fun at all! a shitload of fun!

He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's... in the fucking bathroom.

No mames cabron. Is he in the fucking bathroom?

And the fucking bathroom tell me where it is?

- Well, show me you bastard, let's see, let's see. - I'm coming, I'm coming...

Well, here I come in!

Open the fucking curtain.

Yes, look, look, here it is.

- Just turn it down a little. - Open the fucking curtain!

Let us finish the joke, I mean, if we...

Fuck the joke!

And fuck you too!

All right, here comes Greg.

The joke is over, 0k. It's over now.

I'm going to call the fucking cops.

Seven.

Shut up Seven, shut up.

You're yelling too much. Turn it down, turn it down.

That's enough, stop!

No more.

Enter him.

Milk?

Hey guys.

We need to find out what happened with that prank.

Do you think they are already editing the videos?

DSD cards.

Well, Milk usually keeps his camera bag right here.

I do not know.

There is a camera bag here

No, that's an old bag.

- SD cards... - You never know.

What...

- ...guard? - What is that thing?

This is... - Rather, keep your pornography there.

I don't think we should touch that, especially if it's not here.

What if it has something to do with your fight?

That box looks fucking suspicious.

Do not open it.

- What the fuck is this? - Motherfucker!

- Look whose blood it is. - Is that blood?

This is from Regan Denvers.

It can't be.

Who are these people?

What the fuck is this shit?

Julie?

This is probably another set-up for a set-up for a joke.

What else is there?

One key.

One address.

Shit.

Shit, it's him, come on.

- Let me take a picture. - Come on, come on, here it comes.

The photo!

Ready, let's go.

Oh, what's up, guys? What are you guys doing here?

Link left his jacket in some room.

I already have it.

I was just accompanying him.

What about that garbage bag?

Sev...

The neighbor's dog died, so Seven and I are...

We won't be here long.

Yes, because we have things, we are doing things.

Yes, I just met with Link and Naomi.

And they saw me with these garbage bags.

I honestly don't think he handled the handled the matter well,

the canvas,

get the mop.

Yes, it looks like shit.

Hello...

...Seven, come on.

Help me, this guy is a pain in the ass, we have to send him to hell.

We have to wrap it in the tarpaulin.

Let's go!

Just hand me over.

Just hand me over.

Milk.

This is no time for this shit, bro.

Fuck, just hand me over.

Do you see all this?

Can you even see all this this fucking shit?

Fuck me, all this needs to be cleaned up!

Do you want me to do all this? Come on, let's go!

You can turn me in.

No, I won't do it because I too I'd go to the fucking shit-hole.

You could fucking kill me.

Just kill me, Milk.

Just turn me around and fucking kill me.

Because I am finished.

Fuck it all.

Sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm fucking sorry.

Damn it Seven, this motherfucker's a real pain in the ass,

Damn it!

It's just where he wants us to get us there,

- we know this is a joke. - Yes, it must be this way.

Naomi we've been going around for 45 minutes.

You didn't bring it, damn it.

What makes this the biggest killer in the history of serial art? killer in the history of serial art?

If you haven't discovered it yet,

you're not going to do it.

What better way to kill someone

other than killing him

but rather to put together all the pieces

to make him commit suicide?

Actually, Seven was supposed to be was supposed to be my sixth murder...

...but I killed Laura.

Then...

...Seven is my seventh murder.

I didn't even think about that, and that fucker is

about to leave out the front door.

I'm going to raise his corpse.

And I'm going to say to him: "How's that for being creative?"

What do you mean by you don't like?

What do you mean by you don't like?

Time of death

FROM THE MIND OF CURRY BARKER ♪ I just can't let him down...

FROM THE MIND OF CURRY BARKER ♪ ...for good reason ♪

FROM THE MIND OF CURRY BARKER

♪ New Groves in a vintage town ♪ and I'm really into it ♪

♪ I just can't let him down ♪ For good reason ♪

♪ Let him down for a good reason ♪

♪ New Groves in a vintage town ♪ and I'm really into it ♪

♪ Floating downstream like debris ♪

♪ Continuing with what's ♪ The rest of the meeting ♪

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