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Wonderland of Love

Episode 5

Han Li's Mansion

Well changed.

See you later.

Come on.

Don't cry.

Come on. Don't cry.

Why does he keep crying?

Come on. Don't cry.

Don't cry.

Alas.

How could a newborn baby

have diarrhea,

fever, and rash?

Did he catch a cold

when we took him out to see

the guests on the banquet?

Send for the doctor.

Don't cry.

Don't cry.

Come on.

Yes, I'll do it now.

Don't cry.

It'll be fine.

The doctor is coming.

This is so exasperating.

Don't cry.

There, there.

Be nice.

Don't cry.

I'm so anxious.

Doctor's here, My Lady.

Doctor, take a look.

What happened to him?

Huh?

Han Li Governor of Bingzhou

The criminals Han Li Governor of Bingzhou

Han Li Governor of Bingzhou

dared to sneak into my mansion Han Li Governor of Bingzhou

dared to sneak into my mansion

to kidnap my grandson

when we

were holding a banquet for him.

They even left a note asking me to use

the Tiger Tally in exchange for him.

Please calm down, My Lord.

They're up to something.

We must be careful.

Chengzhi,

who do you think

were bold enough

to do this?

The West-Pacifying Army was defeated in Wangzhou,

Lu Chengzhi Han Li's Counselor The West-Pacifying Army was defeated in Wangzhou,

Lu Chengzhi Han Li's Counselor

which was not far from here. Lu Chengzhi Han Li's Counselor

which was not far from here.

Mister Cui

is also nearby with his army.

At present,

both sides

are craving

our Bingzhou.

The West-Pacifying Army is nothing

since it's defeated

But Mister Cui is hard

to deal with.

Since they

kidnapped your grandson

and asked us

to take the Tiger Tally

to the woods outside the city.

They may hurt

him if we don't do so.

Give them

a fake one.

Yes.

Fortunately,

you pretended to be pregnant

when we checked in,

or we'd be suspected

since we are having

a baby

who keeps crying.

No.

Fortunately,

I let you pretend to

be pregnant when you

couldn't walk on the way.

So,

am I

pretty far-sighted?

Your Highness,

you've really

planned in advance.

Why's he crying again?

Your Highness,

time to change his diaper again.

Why do I have to do it?

Because you're far-sighted.

Fine, you won.

Come on, don't cry.

Come.

Don't cry.

He pooped so much!

My Lord.

How's it going?

My Lord.

I told my men

to keep a close eye on the woods,

but nobody came to

take the tally even when it got dark.

Nobody?

No.

I came back to tell you this

in case you'd get worried.

My Lord,

what if

they don't get the tally,

will they hurt your grandson?

You should grow up healthily

so the royal grandson

won't wash your diapers in vain.

Let's go to set fire.

We must be careful,

and don't burn this room.

Understood.

Go.

Fire!

It's on fire!

Fire!

Crap.

I'm afraid the enemies know

it was a fake tally

and come for the real one.

Send men to the south yard

and prepare hoses in case of fire.

Though we know

where the real Tiger Tally is,

we can't break into

that yard since there're many bows

and traps.

Let's go back to figure out a plan.

Come.

OK.

My Lord.

Someone had set the fire on purpose.

What's more,

they sent your grandson

back to the room.

Luckily, we put out the fire.

Your grandson

is safe and sound.

They just did those things

to distract us.

When the people were in panic

they could steal the tally amid the chaos.

It would be fine

if they only came to

steal my tally.

We've placed traps in the south yard

and they can't breach it

without a thousand men.

Though we know where it is,

we can't steal the tally

from a place strictly guarded.

Since we can't steal it,

we shall outwit them.

Let's disguise as envoys from the West-Pacifying Army

to deal with Han Li,

is that okay?

No.

Our army

was just defeated in Wangzhou,

so Han Li

won't be polite to us.

We may disguise as

envoys from the Cui's Army

to negotiate with him.

Just tell him that we'll pass by

and promise him some terms.

Han Li is a greedy man

and your army is overwhelming,

so he might agree.

Ni,

you're really an honest man.

If he sends his men to Jianzhou

with the tally,

we can rob him

on the way

or replace it with a fake one.

Problem solved.

If we can get the Tiger Tally,

Your army and my army

will take one region each.

I take Bingzhou.

Here's my deal.

The one who catches

or kills Han Li

shall take Bingzhou.

The one who gets the tally

shall take Jianzhou

What if I catch him

and also get the tally?

You'll have them both.

We won't complain about it.

Vice versa.

OK.

Jianzhou occupies

major roads to the east and north.

So if your army

takes both the regions,

you shall not refuse it

when our army wants to

use those roads.

Vice versa.

Let's swear.

Mister,

Chen Xing sent a letter,

saying he'd found

a signal left by the commandant

at a secret place

in Bingzhou.

Good.

Great.

Taozi,

go to the City Bing

to join Chen Xing,

and help the commandant.

Bingzhou

is the base of Han Li.

He's a suspicious man.

If I lead the army

to go there slowly,

he may do harm to her.

Lin.

Cui Li General of Cui's Army

Cousin,

what brings you here?

Lin,

how could I not worry about you

as you've went out for war

for several months?

Well,

your father sent me to the West Hill.

I thought

since it was close to your place,

so I came with my men

to visit you.

We shall defeat the enemies together

to show your father

that his nephew

could make contributions, too.

Cousin,

you're disobeying the military order.

Lin, don't worry.

I've sent a man to

inform your father.

I'm sure

he will agree.

What's more,

what if something happen

to my thousands of soldiers

when they go back

without me?

Since you reported to my father,

camp out and rest.

What's your plan

for our troops?

Cousin,

you've disobeyed orders to come here.

So keep your troops

under strict control,

and discuss no military affairs.

Otherwise,

you shall go back to

accept my father's punishment.

How dare

that sick person be so rude to me?

Cui Lin was just

born to a good family.

If I were my uncle's son,

the whole Cui's Army

would be mine to command.

Take it easy.

Cui Lin has been feeble since childhood,

and he needs medicine all the time.

I'm sure he can't live long.

Then your uncle has no son,

won't his army be yours then?

I've fawned upon them so many years,

I can no longer wait

in this turbulence.

Are you going to...

I'm condescending to follow Cui Lin

to find a chance

to get rid of him

and Commandant Ho

at the same time.

You came

with Mister Cui's order

of lending the road for the Cui's Army?

Yes.

Please grant us.

All right.

I'm alright with it.

But the Commander-in-chief

orders me to guard the city strictly,

if I let you pass,

I'm afraid he will

punish me.

Since we ask you for this favor,

we will return

the favor.

Most of the merchants of Bingzhou

and Jianzhou sell silk

in our Pingliang

and Weiyang.

If you agree to let us pass,

from now on,

the merchants from the two regions

will be exempted from silk taxes.

Considering its amount,

I'm sure

you know how it will

benefit you.

You've come a long way here,

since it's late,

why don't you

have a drink here

and take a rest?

Our mister's troops are around here,

so we can't stay too long

and we need to head back

to report it to him.

OK.

Please be seated.

Please give us a moment.

The City Wang

What are you doing?

Brother,

why's your army

so weird

that the people

are feeding mosquitoes outside the city

when it's getting dark?

Brother Chang'er told us

not to come, but you insisted to come.

Since we're here,

listen to him.

But why did we come here?

You mean one of the envoys

is Commandant Ho?

And she's the renowned Apt Girl Ho

around Mister Cui?

A subordinate of mine

used to be acquainted with them.

When I heard about

their envoys,

I told him to watch them stealthily.

He confirmed

that she is that Apt Girl.

I see.

I was wondering

why there's a girl

who disguises

as a envoy of

the Cuis.

So she's that

renowned girl.

I also heard

that Ho

is Mister Cui's henchwoman

who usually makes plans for him.

The other envoy

also looks imposing.

Why does he have such a bearing?

I'm suspecting him, too.

Why do you salute us so solemnly?

Mister Cui,

I'm much honored by your arrival.

Since you know

who he is,

we shall talk frankly.

As the ruler of two cities,

you do have discerning eyes, Mr. Han.

Since you came in person,

it's won't be

a big problem to

let you pass through.

You have my word.

Thank you, Mr. Han.

Servant.

Yes.

Prepare a feast

so I can make a toast to Mister Cui.

Alas.

What a thrilling fight!

Yes.

Better than being bandits.

Yes.

Right.

Being bandits

is not fun as being soldiers.

That's right.

West-Pacifying Army!

Our army!

I'm back.

Brothers.

Brothers.

Let's retake Wangzhou!

Retake Wangzhou!

Retake Wangzhou.

Retake Wangzhou.

Mister Cui,

how do you like the dance?

Since I left home,

all I could see were wars

not dances.

This scene

reminds me of peaceful and luxury life.

You're flattering me.

I'm moved since you

condescend to come here.

Please wait a moment.

Let me handle some trifles

at the rear hall.

Please go ahead.

Commander-in-chief Sun let you

send these valuable treasures,

I am much flattered.

The commander said

Sun Jing's Envoy The commander said

Sun Jing's Envoy

that it was so tough for you Sun Jing's Envoy

Sun Jing's Envoy

to defend two regions Sun Jing's Envoy

to defend two regions

against all the rebels.

So he ordered me

to escort these gifts here.

They're selected

from the imperial treasury

all by himself

to reward you for your efforts.

I am deeply grateful.

I'm moved into tears

for receiving this without achievement.

You're modest. Mr. Han.

Do you have

any written letter or order

from the commander?

Surely I have.

Commander-in-chief sent me here

because

he knows we're old acquaintances.

So we could

reminisce about the old times.

What's more,

he also cares

for your safety

since the war is brutal,

so he sent

twelve Gold Armor Guards,

and ordered them

to keep staying with you

all the day

to make sure you'd be safe.

Commander-in-chief is so thoughtful,

this is such a great favor.

I am much honored,

and there's nothing I can do

but to lead my army

to suppress the rebels

to the bitter end.

So I can

repay his kindness.

Commander-in-chief is doing this

to force you to stand against

those two armies.

Otherwise,

he wouldn't have

sent the Gold Armor Guards.

He said it was a protection,

but he meant to threaten you.

Sun Jing proclaimed himself as Commander-in-chief,

annihilated the Li family,

and sent me

a so-called treaty of alliance.

Back then I thought

I didn't have to refuse it,

But now he wants even more.

My Lord,

the Cuis' envoys are still here.

We cannot

let Sun's envoy

know about it.

The Cuis' people

can be a good tool for us.

That's Cui Yi's only son.

Well,

he came here himself.

Then don't blame me for what I do.

Mister,

you're drunk.

I'm not drunk.

Things are not tight.

Mister,

let me help you to rest.

Mister Cui is drunk,

help him to rest in the guest room.

Hold on.

Mister Cui,

since you're here already,

why do you have to leave in a hurry?

Is this how you treat your guests?

Too dramatic.

If I let you go today,

I can't explain it to my master,

so I have to kill Ho

instead.

Fine.

I can stay,

but you must let her go.

Don't worry, mister.

We have such a

distinguished guest,

I'm afraid that your army

will be worried.

So I have to let

lady Ho go back

to explain it to General Cui

in case he'll misunderstand it.

Just go, mister.

Don't believe this treacherous man.

OK.

You're such an affectionate man

who cherishes a beauty.

Please be assured.

The door, windows, and the roof

are made of steel,

you'll be safe

because no assassin can enter.

What a fancy word

for a prison.

Well?

The silk is everywhere,

so couldn't it be a cozy place?

Hold on.

Prepare more hot water.

Our mister is a neat man,

I shall serve him to have a bath.

All right.

I'll tell them to send fragrant water.

And some thick blankets.

In case my mister catches a cold

when he bathes.

Should anything happen

to our mister

under your watch,

our Cui's Army

will raze your whole city to the ground.

We will

give you the blankets.

Mister,

you may take the bath.

All right.

Someone's on the roof.

What to do?

Nice water,

shall we bathe together?

Hold on.

All right.

We can talk now.

Why are you laughing?

I laugh

because we were in a similar situation

when we first met.

Yeah.

You've no idea

how mean you were

that you wanted to fight me.

Nonsense.

You started it apparently.

Nonsense.

Why would I fight

if you didn't rob my beads?

What beads?

That junk belt?

I threw it away already.

You...

What?

Are you

trying to fight with me,

Your Highness?

Back to business.

What's your plan?

My plan?

To find a way

to go back

and then rescue you.

Really?

You'll come for my rescue

when you go back?

What are you

looking at?

Your head is worth

countless cities,

how could I

just leave you here?

That's so sweet.

I like it.

I like it so much.

To think Mister Cui

is such an affectionate man.

Yes.

He could be

so romantic while bathing.

I told my men

to keep an eye out.

But Ho was a girl

so smart and witty

She covered the door and windows

with those thick blankets.

And she blocked the brass pipe

which was used for eavesdropping.

She didn't want our men

to hear something useful.

It doesn't matter.

I didn't expect that Mister Cui

could still be in the mood to

bathe with a girl.

Right.

That means he's really

not an ordinary man.

Though Cui Yi has only one son,

this son is worth ten.

Interesting.

Interesting.

What?

Let me ask you something.

What is it?

You haven't told me your name.

Don't you know I'm Ho?

What does

your mister call you?

Why do you ask that?

In case

Han Li sees me through.

I can't just call you Ho.

If you don't tell me,

I'll pick a name for you.

What good name could you give me?

I'm sure

you'll name me

like you name a dog or cat.

Well,

you do like a cat.

Call me Jin.

Don't try to fool me with a fake name.

I won't call you that.

Let me name you,

Straw

or Pillow.

Why do you call me

Straw or Pillow?

Guess.

Straw.

Pillow.

Are you making fun of me

for pretending to be pregnant twice?

Once I used straw,

and another, a pillow.

How dare I?

You know

my identity clearly,

but when I asked about your name,

you refused to tell me.

I'm just afraid that Han may kill me,

so won't it be a shame

if I die

without even

knowing your name?

So mean.

It's Ying.

My mommy give me that name.

Ying.

Ying.

What a sweet name.

Go check there.

Account them.

Tie him up.

Here's one, too.

Come.

Boss,

look.

Put away your weapons.

Guys,

new weapons' hear.

Did you get hurt?

We're fine.

Give him.

General Pei Yuan,

there's one thing I don't get.

Could you kindly enlighten me?

Feel free to ask.

Why did the West-Pacifying Army

withdraw from the City Wang?

And why did we

follow you to fight back

to the city?

Well,

I've discussed it with Ni.

If the enemy was too strong,

we shouldn't defend

the City Wang,

and had to pretend to withdraw

but leaving secret agents

in the city.

They'd poison

their food and water

and then release rumors

to shake their morale and foundation.

Then we'd retake the city

with the help within.

I see.

All is fair in war.

Sounds fair.

Right, Chang'er?

Let's enter the city then.

- All right. - Go.

OK.

My Lady,

we've got no news

from General Cloud Cloak.

I wonder if he and crown prince's son are alright.

It's the best news to have no news.

Go check on Jiang.

Jiang Concubine of the Late Crown Prince

Your Highness.

Things are changed now,

don't address me that.

Yes, My Lady.

How are you feeling

these days?

I'm fine.

But I couldn't help

to be worried.

Don't be.

I'm here to tell you

that I've come up with an idea.

But it still requires some days

before sending you out of the palace.

I will never

forget your great favor.

Rise now.

You're carrying the child

of the crown prince,

so I'll do whatever I can

to keep you safe.

My Lady,

you can't stay too long.

I have to go.

If you need me,

you know how to contact Shen'niang.

Yes.

Mister.

Taozi is back.

Mister.

Any news of the commandant?

Yes.

Chen Xing and I found

her latest signal.

She's in Han's mansion.

Han Li's mansion?

I'm sure she has her reason

to be there.

I tried to sneak in,

but there were many guards,

so I left

to avoid alarming them.

I came back to report to you,

and Chen stayed in the city

to support her.

A secret intelligence says

that Sun's envoy

arrived in the city, too.

He went there

to reward Han Li.

He brought two large cases of stuff

and twelve Gold Armor Guards.

Han Li is a cunning man

who tries to be perfectly hedged

and not to offend any side.

Taozi,

enter the city with the banner in disguise,

and give it to Chen Xing.

Tell him to meet

Han Li in the name of

the Cuis' envoy.

Remember,

be improvising.

He'd better

make use of

Sun Jing's envoy.

If Han Li dares to detain our people,

ask him

if our troops

agree with it.

It's the flowers just picked.

My master said you are a refined man,

so your life

shall be taken care of kindly.

That's why he orders me

to send you these flowers

for appreciating.

Thank you.

That is so kind.

But why did your master

go back on his word?

He promised

that he'd let her go

if I stay.

Why did he change his mind?

Well, mister,

you've wronged him.

My master said

that you're a delicate man

and the servants here

are so clumsy

that they can't

serve you well.

Since Lady Ho

is your

most trustworthy person,

we shall keep her here

to take care of you.

You have a silver tongue.

Please help yourself,

I shall take my leave.

Don't move.

You seem relaxed.

We've got nothing to do

since we're trapped here.

Why don't we play chess?

All right.

It'll be fun to play with wager.

Wager?

How about this?

If I win,

give me

your hairpin

to compensate for my beads.

What if you lose?

If I lose,

you just need to give me half the supplies.

Did I promise to give you any?

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