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Wonderland of Love

Episode 3

Mister Cui.

Mister.

Taozi, Chen Xing,

you've traveled a long way.

How is my father doing?

Mister,

your father suffered from wind and cold,

Chen Xing Guard in Cui's Army your father suffered from wind and cold,

Taozi Guard in Cui's Army Chen Xing Guard in Cui's Army your father suffered from wind and cold,

Chen Xing Guard in Cui's Army Taozi Guard in Cui's Army

and when he attacked the Hanzhou, Chen Xing Guard in Cui's Army Taozi Guard in Cui's Army

Chen Xing Guard in Cui's Army Taozi Guard in Cui's Army

his old wound relapsed. Chen Xing Guard in Cui's Army Taozi Guard in Cui's Army

his old wound relapsed.

Thus,

he took a while to recover.

Now he is fine,

so you don't need to worry.

Master is very concerned about you and the commandant.

He said

that you has old wounds,

and there's no one around the commandant.

So he dispatched me and Chen

back to the army.

The commandant is missing.

What?

But fortunately

you are back safely now.

I'm afraid

that only you know

how to find her.

Don't worry, mister.

If she keeps

using that herbal powder,

I will eventually find her.

Speak!

Why did you two

sneak into our mountains?

Huang Youyi Bandit of Mt. Mingdai sneak into our mountains?

Huang Youyi Bandit of Mt. Mingdai

Boss, Huang Youyi Bandit of Mt. Mingdai

Boss,

they both

wear leather boots.

Zhang Youren Bandit of Mt. Mingdai wear leather boots.

Zhang Youren Bandit of Mt. Mingdai

I bet they must be damn rich. Zhang Youren Bandit of Mt. Mingdai

Zhang Youren Bandit of Mt. Mingdai

And this woman disguising as a man Zhang Youren Bandit of Mt. Mingdai

And this woman disguising as a man

is so pretty.

Boss,

you haven't got a wife yet.

So take her as your wife.

Qian Youdao Bandit of Mt. Mingdai So take her as your wife.

So take her as your wife.

Yeah, take her!

Take her as your wife.

Sell her.

Take her.

Sell her.

Take her.

Sell!

Take!

Shut up!

Who's the boss?

You are!

You.

Don't play any tricks.

Who are you?

Let me tell you the truth.

In fact,

I'm the beloved concubine of Li Ni, the royal grandson.

My husband is not only the royal grandson,

he's also the famous

Counterinsurgency Commander.

He is the young commander

of the West-Pacifying Army,

leading 100,000 soldiers.

What? 100,000?

Really?

My husband is

in the City Wang now.

So if you let me go,

you'll be rewarded with treasure and gold.

Non...nonsense.

Now,

you tell me

who is she on earth?

She is

the concubine of Li Ni,

then surely I'm her guard.

By the order of the royal grandson,

I'm escorting her to the City Wang.

The whole damn royal family

are killed, right?

You're just

talking crap.

Damn the royal grandson.

Do you think we're fools?

Liar.

Right. You're lying!

Don't try to fool us.

Boss,

this woman claims that

her husband is a commander of that army.

Our brother Zhao

had served in that army.

So

we could invite him

to see if it's true.

Go to invite him here.

You filthy rogues,

how dare you to pretend to be the West-Pacifying Army?

Chief!

Zhao Youde Bandit of Mt. Mingdai

Chief Zhao?

Ni, is it you?

It's really you, brother!

Quick, untie him.

Hurry, come on.

Let him go.

He is really the 17th royal grandson?

Are you done?

Take it easy.

And tie this woman up tightly.

- Come on. - Tie her up.

Tighter, tighter!

- Don't let her escape. - Tighter!

He's my fellowman

back in a scout squad

in the army.

We went deep into the desert to spy

on the Tattoo-punished Rebels.

There were 12 of us,

but when we reached their lord's tent,

only the two of us

were still alive.

I lost an arm,

and he

carried me on his back through the desert

to our camp.

Chief Zhao...

He saved my life.

Savior.

- Savior. - Savior. - Savior.

Come.

We're all brothers.

No need to be like strangers.

Brother.

Here, here.

Down it.

Cheers.

Nice!

Ni,

you used to brag to me that your dad

was a landlord in the north of the Yangtze River,

that you had 3 acres of fertile land,

and that you had four top-quality oxen.

He said his father was a wealthy landlord

and you bought his words?

Bullshit!

If he were a son to a landlord,

then I would be the emperor's uncle.

His uncle!

You'd be a senior then.

Shut up!

Don't be whiny.

Speak one more word

and I'll stuff your damn mouth.

Brother,

what else did you say?

You said when the war's over

you'd go home to be a farm-owner,

and you'd collect rent everyday.

I didn't expect

that I could meet you here.

Ni,

I'm Huang Youyi,

I respect those

loyal and righteous heroes the most.

After hearing what Zhao has said,

I know you've guarded the borders,

fought against the rebels,

and you've saved my brother's life.

So we're eager to join the West-Pacifying Army.

Today,

it's our fault.

So I shall

apologize to you.

Please get up.

Tell the brothers to get up.

Get up.

Get up now.

Well,

it's a misunderstanding.

So let me propose a toast to you!

Come!

Cheers!

Cheers!

General,

It's commandant Ho's

horse.

Since his horse is here,

I bet he's not gone far yet.

But the forests are dense,

and our troops have marched a whole night.

I'm afraid we can't catch him up.

General,

why don't we

just take the City Wang?

West-Pacifying Army's defense is solid,

and the Cui's Army is watching.

We're not strong enough. It's not wise to attack.

We need to find

General Pei

and Commandant Ho,

then we can take the city back.

Our troops are exhausted now,

the garrison is burnt down,

and we've lost many men.

If things keep going like this,

we may lose those two big fish,

and our men

will get trapped in the mountains.

Is there

any place

nearby to rest?

A group of bandits

lives in the Mt. Mingdai.

They built a fortress

and took hold of the area.

But they don't rob the civilians,

so

our army

didn't wipe them out.

Give my orders.

We'll occupy that fortress first.

Our camp was burnt down

and we don't have a base.

So we'll occupy there to recover

and wait for

the reinforcements.

Yes.

Ni,

so where do you come from this time?

And where are you heading to?

Chief Zhao,

he is escorting

the royal grandson's concubine

to the City Wang.

I think that grandson

is a damn bastard.

The enemies are coming,

but he still thinks about a woman.

After I got injured,

the royal court said

to give me 3 acres of farmland.

I thought

going back to be a farmer is okay.

But I didn't

expect that the court would lie to us.

They took our land

and built a mansion for a prince.

My mom

starved to death because of that.

I was infuriated

so I came to our fortress here.

How hideous it is!

Then Sun Jing rebelled

and his armies trampled many villages.

I don't know now

if there's

any survivor in my village.

Ni, you have no idea.

I used to be

the fortune teller in my village.

I thought

I could make a living with that.

But the court

imposed labor duties many times.

So many times.

And I couldn't bear it anymore.

So I...

So I joined the bandits.

Our brothers here

are all bitter and mistreated.

Whether it's a Li sitting on the throne,

or it's the damn traitor Sun,

they both leave us with no way to live.

So we

had no choice but becoming bandits.

Ni,

since now you're here,

you should be our boss,

and lead us

to join the West-Pacifying Army.

Is that okay?

Right, boss?

Yeah.

You're our boss now!

- Boss. -Boss. -Boss.

No, no, no.

No more excuses.

Today is a lucky day,

we shall burn incense and swear vows.

- Great. - Yeah. - Sure.

Let's sacrifice this woman to the heaven.

We can't kill her.

We can't.

Boss, why?

Do you know?

Do you guys know why?

- No. - No idea.

Because...

Who knows?

Tell me about it.

Do you know?

She is a concubine

to the royal grandson,

but

she's also my sweetheart.

We love each other.

She's his lover?

It was not easy for us

to elope together.

Boss, you should tell us earlier!

She is still tied up.

It's cold on the floor.

- Sister. - Sister! -Sis!

Let me untie the ropes.

It's embarrassing to say that.

We're sorry.

Sister, sorry for the troubles.

There're 18 bends on the Laolan River,

and the first is the Silver Pines.

The fish there are fat...

What's this?

Boss,

our place is shabby

and can't hold

a wedding ceremony.

But we still cleaned up

a bridal chamber.

Yeah, to the bridal chamber.

Boss, don't be shy.

Come on.

Get in, get in.

Come, sister.

There you go.

- Just go. - Hurry.

Go.

Boss, hurry up!

Bro, good times are short.

We'll leave you alone.

Come on.

Let's go.

Come.

General Pei Yuan of the West-Pacifying Army, huh?

Beloved concubine of the royal grandson.

Ni, Ni.

Ni!

We finally found two candles.

It's your

wedding night.

Take them.

Don't keep her waiting.

Good, thanks.

I'm off.

In your army,

the famous Ni

is Li Ni, the royal grandson.

Though the bandits don't know that,

I know him.

But it's strange

that Zhao Youde

also served in that army.

Buy why doesn't he know it?

It seems that someone

had been hiding

his true name.

But when his merits accumulated

to get him granted a title,

he could no longer hide it.

But by then,

Zhao Youde

had left the army.

Am I right?

So what?

You didn't sell me out back then.

So?

You wanna do that now?

I didn't expect that you would

pretend to be General Pei.

You almost had me there.

If not so,

how could I hear that

somebody said

she is my beloved concubine?

Villain!

Get up.

I'll sleep in bed and you sleep on the floor.

I've worked a whole day.

I need a good rest so I can

handle you,

the despicable

mischievous little liar!

Get up.

You're a gentleman,

so you should sleep on the floor.

What are you doing?

What am I doing?

You're my beloved concubine,

so we

should sleep together.

Is that right?

Libertine!

You called me that,

so I must

live up to it.

He's with us, Taozi.

Commandant!

Commandant, are you alright?

I'm okay.

What a rude scoundrel!

I should kill him for you.

Great.

Your commandant

wanted do that already.

But she hasn't

made it yet.

Do you wanna try?

You...

Stop.

It's my turn to say that.

He's with us.

Alert!

We're under attack!

Boss!

Boss! Boss!

Boss!

Boss!

What's up?

Boss,

a message from the brothers outside.

A large troop

is coming for us.

They call themselves

the Commander-in-chief's troop

led by General Guo Zhi.

They will take over our fortress,

kill all of us,

and sacrifice us to the heaven!

Bullshit!

It's fine, boss.

Our fortress sits on the high mountain.

It's hard to be conquered.

We can rely on favorable sites

to kill them all.

- Yeah. -Right!

Kill them all!

Kill them all!

- Kill. - Kill. - Kill.

Don't be so confident.

Zhao.

Chief.

That General Guo

is our old acquaintance.

He is the guy

who had defended Wangzhou.

It's him?

I didn't expect

that he turned to Sun Jing.

This would be tricky.

General Guo

was born in Shuoxi.

But in terms of military power,

our West-Pacifying Army

has never been afraid anyone.

- Yeah. - Right. - Right.

- Yeah. - Indeed.

He's the scout

from my army.

He had followed Guo's troop

and came to report.

There're still many soldiers,

and many of them are good archers.

If we fight them,

we'll definitely suffer.

Then, Ni,

take this lady with you

and go now.

Commandant,

go back first.

mister is waiting in Bingzhou.

Yeah, Ni, you go first.

I'll take care of here.

Right.

My brother is a great scout.

He knows well to battle in deep woods.

He can defeat

Guo's remaining soldiers.

I'll stay here to help.

My emissary is good at military strategies.

Let her stay,

and she will help you guys.

- Great. - Thanks!

Yeah.

Thanks a lot.

Thank you guys.

Thanks.

Thanks.

I can't go any further.

You'd better

go back to the City Wang now.

Leave me alone.

I can't do that!

You're my concubine,

I can't abandon you here.

If you keep being so frivolous,

I will definitely kill you.

See?

You've strength to kill,

but you can't walk?

I can't.

I really can't walk any further.

Think of some ideas.

I'm not going.

I do have an idea.

However,

you must cooperate with me.

Come, let's get changed.

Nobody's inside.

Are you done?

In a minute.

Just getting changed.

What took you so long?

I'm done.

Alright.

Let's go.

Come on.

Alright.

You look

too fair and clean.

It won't work.

Come.

What?

Hold still.

What's this for?

You should look like

a village woman.

What's this for?

You'll see later.

Put it under your dress.

What for?

To make you look like you're pregnant.

With your big belly

I can get us a cart more easily.

You don't want to walk,

so as you husband,

I'll get a cart for you.

Pregnant?

Hurry.

How could I do that?

Can't it be faster?

It's nice to find a cart,

but you still think it's slow.

Don't be in a rush.

Or others will

know that the pregnancy is faked.

A gentleman resorts to his lips not fists.

I'm not a gentleman.

I'm a fair lady.

A fair lady?

Look at yourself.

Do you have any of the female virtues?

Shut up.

I'm warning you. Stop.

Or I'll fight back.

Dear, stop crying.

We can still hunt preys.

It's worthless to get mad

with those people.

It's worthless.

Uncle,

excuse me.

How far is it to Bingzhou?

It's still a long way to go.

Over a hundred miles.

The scar on your face...

What happened

Don't mention it.

Hurry now.

I don't know

what happened in the past few days.

Some soldiers came here

and set up checkpoints

on the road all of a sudden.

My wife and I

were going to the market.

What's inside?

But those guys

were meaner than bandits.

We'll have roast rabbits tonight.

Give me!

We're going to trade some salt

with these.

Take it.

We've been

following General Guo

and Commander Sun

to suppress rebellion.

What's wrong with eating your rabbits?

Get lost.

Young man,

do not take the official road.

Those people are vicious!

They won't let go

any woman or girl.

Your wife is so young,

besides,

if something happens to the baby,

it would be a total loss.

Except the official road,

is there

any path we can take?

Go up the mountain here,

then turn westward and you'll find a path.

But it will be a long detour,

and it's a bumpy mountain track.

When the sun goes down,

it'll be even harder to travel.

Thanks, uncle.

Remember, don't take the official road!

Don't take

the official road!

I missed your steamed melon stew so much.

Let me have a try.

It's nice.

What's your opinion of

Li Ni?

Well, this man

is really inconspicuous

in the royal family.

I've heard that

he was misbehaving,

so the late emperor was infuriated

and demoted him to the armies.

I'd checked his records in the Ministry of War.

When he was demoted to the West-Pacifying Army,

Pei Xian also brought his younger son,

Pei Yuan,

from the Dragon Guards

to that army.

Ever since that,

Pei Yuan and Li Ni

have been inseparable.

They always stay in the same squad.

That old fox Pei Xian

has a pair of discerning eyes.

The man he lets his son

to follow

must not be underestimated.

But I heard that

Pei has 10 sons.

Some are serving in armies,

some has turned to literature,

and some became Taoists.

But commander, you had planed meticulously,

so how could Pei Xian know

that you would rise for righteousness?

If he didn't know it,

then how could he plan in advance

to pay attention

to a disgraced royal grandson

who was demoted to the armies?

Are you okay?

Your hands are burning.

I'm fine, just go.

Come, let me see.

Why didn't you tell me?

It's nothing.

Just keep going.

How can you walk like this?

Let me carry you.

Get up.

You're awake?

Do you want some water?

Where am I?

It's a cottage

used by hunters to rest

during their hunting.

It's getting late,

so I only find this herb

to dress your wound.

I'm not sure if it's working.

I'm not that fragile.

Dear,

don't cry.

We can hunt more preys.

Don't get mad with them.

It's worthless.

It's worthless.

Stop thinking about it.

Don't get sick from anger.

We're almost there.

Dear, slow down.

I know.

Uncle?

Who's this?

Uncle.

It's you two.

Why are you here?

Who're they?

It's the young couple we met today.

What a small world.

Really?

It's really them.

Please sit down.

Have more.

Eat meat.

You should try the real pheasant.

Thanks.

Drink some soup to warm you up.

Try this.

My husband

hunted this pheasant.

It's perfect to stew a soup.

Eat more meat.

Thanks, auntie.

Have more, don't be shy.

My husband

also likes my soup.

It's a pity that I couldn't

give him

a son or a daughter.

If we had a daughter like you,

it would be so nice.

Here, dear,

you've worked hard.

How is it?

So delicious!

Young people like you

should eat more meat.

You have a long way

in the mountains to go tomorrow.

Eat more to restore your strength.

By the way, uncle.

It's so late,

but why do you come back?

Don't mention it.

My wife and I

were going to the market.

But it turned out

we couldn't trade the salt.

What's more,

those soldiers even robbed our preys.

So my wife was not convinced,

and she urged me

to go back in the mountains

to hunt a few preys.

In the end,

we only got this pheasant.

Seeing the day is getting dark,

I knew

there's a place to rest.

But I don't know

we would meet here again.

Is that a kind of fate?

Yeah, yeah.

Right.

When I heard the noises,

I thought you were villains.

Well,

you travel with your wife,

it's right to be discreet.

This world

is in chaos.

Yeah.

Drink the soup.

Drink more.

Drink.

Eat these.

Here.

Dear,

you need to eat, too.

Okay, okay.

Have some.

Get more.

Someone's here.

They're riding horses.

They must be the soldiers

on the official road.

Dear.

Darling.

Get up, get up.

What's wrong?

Those two may hide over there.

Archers, surround them.

Yes.

This is a cellar I dug

when I stayed here a few years ago.

I used it to store some goods.

It's just

right for two people.

You

take you wife,

get down there and hide.

Right.

No.

You and auntie

should hide there.

Those soldiers know us,

and they won't harm us.

But you two are strangers.

If they find you,

you'll be in danger.

We old couple can't escape anyway.

Right.

So get down, hurry.

Hurry, good girl.

Hurry up.

Don't be afraid.

Hurry.

If there's any stranger,

kill on sight.

Over here.

Put it here.

Quick.

Master,

we're only hunters here.

Did you see a young man?

He is fair and clean,

and looks like a literati.

Master,

it's a remote village here,

we don't know any literati.

Speaking of this,

I only know Mr. Shan in town.

Nonsense.

Do you tell or not?

Master, mercy, please!

We really don't know a thing.

Take them out.

Get out.

Come.

Master! Master!

Have mercy, master!

We don't know a thing!

Don't know a thing!

Do you

really know nothing?

We really don't know anything.

Fine.

If you do know nothing,

I'll set you free.

Release them.

Go.

Thank you, master.

Let's go.

Where are they?

Dead.

What?

I just went out to see,

and they both were killed.

Have you lost your mind?

Why did you sting me with that needle?

If I were conscious back then,

they could have lived.

Do you know

how many archers were out there?

If they found us here,

or if we went out recklessly,

it would be too late,

they would be killed immediately.

What now?

Had we stood out,

we might have a chance.

But you didn't even try.

You

are a rat, greedy for life and afraid of death!

How dare you

to drink that soup?

Ungrateful villain!

I am.

So kill me.

Saviors,

it's all my fault.

One day

I shall avenge you.

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