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Wonderland of Love

Episode 2

Royal Palace Western Capital

The Commander-in-chief has won another round.

Sun Jing Suppressing Commander-in-chief

It seems that you are going to lose today. Sun Jing Suppressing Commander-in-chief

It seems that you are going to lose today.

Consort Xiao Former Crown Prince's Consort

I don't think so. Consort Xiao Former Crown Prince's Consort

I don't think so.

Consort Xiao has won another round.

Not bad.

Good, another round.

Fine.

Commander-in-chief.

We lost the supplies

and the city.

Guo Zhi is so useless.

That 17th royal-grandson, Li Ni,

seems

to have restored people's faith

in the Li family.

Curse myself!

I tainted the commander's ball.

Bring the Lord of Liang here.

Yes.

Call for Lord of Liang.

Com... Commander-in-chief.

Help him up.

Lord of Liang

You are a lord, Lord of Liang

You are a lord,

and I'm merely a commander.

Why do you have to give such a big courtesy

when you see me?

Crown prince's consort...

Greetings.

The late crown prince was mediocre and ignorant.

He had already committed suicide for his sins.

So I'm no longer the crown prince's consort.

Please don't address me

like that anymore.

Yes. Yes.

Your Highness.

Tell us about your son.

Thank you for inquiring.

I have three sons.

My firstborn is Li...

Nobody care about these craps.

Tell us about Li Ni.

He is...

He's just the 17th grandson,

what's wrong with him?

My Lord, will you confess?

Two months ago,

Pei Xian and others made Li Ni

a so-called Counterinsurgency Commander.

Xin Fu Sun Jing's Counselor a so-called Counterinsurgency Commander.

Xin Fu Sun Jing's Counselor

Such an ignorant boy like him

is made a commander

by a rebel general.

Lord of Liang,

are you secretly

coveting the crown?

Well, I...

Sorry for my imbecile son.

Sorry for my imbecile bastard!

Well...

I really have no idea

that Li Ni

could have done such monstrous things.

I really don't know about it.

May the Commander-in-chief forgive me.

Enough.

That's just Pei's trick

to beguile the people.

Just be honest and tell us

about your son.

Since his childhood,

what does he like or not?

Tell us about his character and temper.

This boy of mine

is indeed a cursed child.

Since

his birth,

he's been a bane to his mother's death.

And he's been misbehaving

beyond redemption.

As his father,

I also neglected to discipline him.

Give it back.

Bastard.

Your mom was the lowest maid.

Give it.

Sooner or later,

you'll make us all die.

Give it to me.

Give it.

When he got a little bigger,

he became even idler,

fighting and causing troubles.

You must pay

for what you've done today.

Otherwise...

What are you doing?

Bastard!

Get up.

This bastard son

is truly

beyond redemption.

Beyond any redemption!

Because of this,

my emperor father...

No,

the late emperor was furious

and banished him to the West-Pacifying Army.

But I didn't expect that

he should be so bold and ignorant.

He even

dares to call himself a commander,

and go against the commander-in-chief's wills.

I had this evil son in an evil month.

Though Li Ni is still a young boy,

he could think of a trick to seize the Wang Prefecture.

He's indeed a misbehaving son.

Desperately misbehaving.

But how could someone like you

give birth to a son

like Li Ni

who is greatly talented.

Get him out.

Yes.

Mansion of Guo's Family

We got a nice bargain this time

by seizing the Wang City.

But Guo Zhi's army is still intact,

and the Bing and Jian Prefectures

are still under Han Li's control.

I'm afraid Sun may order Han to strike out,

then he may attacks us with Guo.

Then we'll plan for the Bing Prefecture

after we secure the Wang.

Make a guess.

What is the Cui's family doing now?

The Cuis?

We occupied the City Wang

in front of them.

That's a nice bargain.

Cui Yi's only son commands the army himself.

He came with ambitions, but now returns with nothing.

He must have been infuriated.

So you mean...

Guo Zhi's troops are left outside

without a city to defend, nor food to eat.

If I were of one the Cuis,

I would dispatch an envoy

to negotiate with Guo.

So they might strike out from both sides

to occupy the City Wang

and kick us out.

You're not allowed to go.

Cui Lin Young General of the Cui's Army You're not allowed to go.

Cui Lin Young General of the Cui's Army

Mister, Cui Lin Young General of the Cui's Army

Mister,

we don't kill the envoys during wartime.

I'll go there

as an envoy,

so Guo Zhi won't

do anything to me.

Ying,

I don't want you to take any risk again.

Mister,

make a guess.

What is the West-Pacifying Army

doing right now?

If I were one of them,

knowing that

the Cui's Army has robbed the provision,

and that

Guo's troops are left outside

without defense and food,

I surely would plan to meet Guo,

negotiate with him,

promise him some benefits,

then we'd plan to siege

our Cui's Army,

and take back the provision.

Then let's strike out first.

No.

We should divert their attention first.

I'll go out to negotiate with Guo.

When I arrive at his garrison,

the Cuis will consider

whether it's wiser to be our enemy

or to ally with us

and wipe out Guo.

But how do you know

Cui will send someone

to negotiate with Guo.

Since the wars started,

Cui Yi has ambitiously

marched his troops southward.

That means he won't miss

any chances.

This is an easy prey,

will he give it up?

I plan to

divert their attention.

When I arrive at Guo's garrison,

the West-Pacifying Army

will definitely send someone important.

I presume

it will be that Pei

to go in person.

After we take hold of Guo's place,

I'll talk to them

in person.

But based on your words,

they're incredibly tricky.

That's why we need Guo's place.

They'll take some guards only

to show sincerity.

By that time,

surrounded by Guo's troops,

he can't play any trick

even if he wants to.

But it's

still too risky.

You'll defend the city,

and I'll go out to negotiate with Guo.

Of course it should be you, General Pei.

As for me,

I'll stay here to write a letter,

then stamp it

with our commander's seal

to show our sincerity.

You're going to carve that seal

out of this radish?

Guo Zhi and the Cuis

don't know me

and my seal anyway.

Commandant Ho of the Cui's Army,

what a pleasure to meet you

for the first time.

So you're General Pei Yuan

of the West-Pacifying Army.

You father, General Pei Xian,

has guarded the borders for many years.

We admire

his glories.

Both of you are young talents,

I'm deeply impressed today.

General Pei came in person for negotiation,

and Mister Cui dispatched

commandant Ho.

I'm truly flattered

and sincerely humbled.

I dare not

to fail General Pei's good wills,

nor dare I to irritate Mister Cui.

So I'm genuinely in a dilemma.

General Guo, you're so humble.

General, you're so kind.

So how about this?

We each appoint a man

for a horse race.

If my man wins,

then please

grant my conditions.

If one of your men wins,

I'll talk to the winning side first.

What do you think of this?

Fair enough.

Since General Pei is so generous,

I will not disagree.

Good.

You're both frank and outright.

Please.

General.

Spare no effort.

Yes.

Chang'er,

be discreet.

Yes.

You've got a nice horse.

Yours is not bad, too.

I'm flattered, General Pei.

General, who do you think

will be the champion?

We haven't raced yet,

it's hard to say who will hunt the prey.

General Pei,

have you met commandant Ho before?

I haven't.

Your respectable father

had been heavily wounded at the Tiger's Fang Pass.

When it rains,

his wound relapses and the soreness

would be unbearable.

Is he feeling better lately?

Thank you for asking, general.

My father suffers from several injuries

and the arrow wound under his ribs was the most dangerous.

Though he's been

in the army for years,

he's been taken good care of

and has recovered well.

I'm glad to hear that.

Choose weapons as you wish,

but stop were it should be,

and don't harm each other.

He who takes the flag

and returns here

to put it in the hole first

is the champion.

Go!

Commandant's guard is impressive.

It seems that

Ho may win this round.

I'm flattered.

He

is Mister Cui's guard.

The mister appointed me as the envoy

and sent him here to take care.

What's more,

the race has just began,

no one can foresee the outcome.

Brother, brother!

Wake up!

Dude!

Come on, wake up.

Wake up!

Brother.

Brother!

Brother.

- Brother. - Brother!

Brother.

Dear brother.

Brother.

It's my fault.

With his strong skills and techniques,

he could've dodged that arrow.

But he was craving for victory,

so he didn't dodge.

What a brave man.

We're deeply impressed.

General Guo, you're the champion.

According to our agreement,

both we and the Cui's Army

shall promise you a condition each.

General, please name your conditions.

The day is getting late,

and we need to give our brother

a funeral.

I'm deeply disturbed and sorrowful.

As for you,

please stay at the camp tonight,

and we shall talk tomorrow.

As your wish.

We're sorry, general.

General,

though we

lost a brother

in our troops,

but we won the race.

General, in your opinion,

what terms should we ask them

to promise us tomorrow?

Pei Yuan saved commandant Ho

even he was in danger.

It seems

that they're more like friends than enemies.

If they have other plots,

I'm afraid

that the terms they would promise

are merely traps.

Today

I shall kill these two men.

With their heads as my pledge,

I can answer to the commander-in-chief

though we've lost the city and supplies,

he may still spare me.

So you're planing to...

Doctor Fan had

cooked many

special pastries.

Fetch two portions,

find someone smart,

and order them to deliver the portions.

The strong soldier

was truly

a man of loyalty and bravery.

No wonder General Guo thinks so highly of him,

and held the funeral in person.

Now the Cui's Army

must be regretful.

It's their fault

to kill General Guo's fellowman.

When we negotiate,

they'll be at a disadvantage.

No, they won't.

They are not here

to talk with Guo.

Commandant Ho is foxy,

who won't suffer a loss.

Then what should we do now?

Let's meet

this commandant Ho.

Crap.

It's late at night.

General Pei,

did you come to see me

because you enjoyed your bath

in that well last time?

I shall never forget

the well of your kindness.

I always remember

your kindness, my lady.

Save your flattery.

You're always thinking about

kicking me

into that well.

So you can avenge yourself,

am I right?

It's fine.

I'm waiting.

And I'll take this back.

Thanks.

How could you

be so rude?

But you took my beads, too.

Why don't you return them to me.

You took my stuff

and I take it back with my power.

You can also take back

what I've taken from you,

if you've got the power.

Commandant Ho.

It's late. What's up?

Commandant Ho,

General Guo said

that we should've given you a banquet.

Sorry we were delayed.

Our camp is shabby

and we didn't treat you properly.

So the general ordered me

to send you some pastries.

Thank you and General Guo.

You're so kind.

Shoot.

You're just a little girl.

You should stay at home doing embroidery,

but you're interfering with military affairs.

It's fine that you came,

how could you set me up?

Tell me,

should I tie you up now

and throw you into a well?

Or should I

give you a taste of this crossbow?

Wanna say something?

Go with it.

You can't?

Because I put walnuts in you mouth.

I can let you speak,

but remember this,

if you scream or yell

once

I took out that walnut,

I'll show you

the power of your crossbow.

You hide something in you mouth?

Is this needle poisonous?

Behave yourself,

or I'll sting you with this needle.

You've got so many?

They're so delicate.

They're mine now.

So? Not convinced?

I'll sting you.

Wait and see.

You two

lead a team respectively,

and go to find out

how they're doing now.

If they've eaten the pastries

and are unconscious,

that would be the best.

But if they are not poisoned yet,

kill them immediately.

Yes.

There're 18 bends on the Laolan River...

I presume that

you're not simply coming

to Guo's troops here

to negotiate with him.

You must be planning something else.

If that's true,

why don't we

just speak straight?

Commandant Ho, you're smart.

But I want to know

who you are to the Cuis exactly?

And do your words matter?

General Pei, for whatever decision you can make,

I can make them, too.

You talk big.

You can make decisions

for Mister Cui

on everything?

Of course.

Fire, it's on fire!

Fire!

It's on fire!

It's on fire! Fire!

Hurry!

Untie me first.

What have you deployed beforehand?

And what have you deployed?

You're full of tricks.

You're not bad, too.

What are you doing?

Kick them!

Alert! Alert!

We're under attack by the West-Pacifying Army!

Come!

Hurry now!

Alert!

We're under attack!

It's the West-Pacifying Army!

We're under attack!

It's the West-Pacifying Army!

The West-Pacifying Army?

Bastard! Somebody is setting us up.

Get more water.

Put out the fire.

Thanks a lot.

How do

you know I can kill them?

You are mischievous.

If you don't

bring a dozen of

weapons with you,

I would underestimate you.

There're 18 bends on the Laolan River.

You seem to have fun lighting fire.

Well, you seem to

have fun shooting arrows.

Then I'll leave it to you.

Please carry on.

Do carry on.

What are you up to?

Nothing.

I'll go wherever you go.

Haven't you

prepared your own horse?

I thought you'd prepared.

You're shameless.

You know it now?

But it's late.

Come.

Watch out! Fire arrows!

Look out.

Come.

He's with me.

Go back now

to tell Pei Yuan

that things have changed.

Warn him to prevent Guo Zhi

and the Cuis

from attacking the city in chaos.

If we lost the city, they would

attack us from the Bing Prefecture.

We would be passive.

Ni, what about you?

They still have the supplies,

so I'll chase that.

Go.

I knew you would be fooled.

You just said

that the commandant told you to report?

Yes.

I was derelict in duty.

I had been escaping the pursuit.

After getting rid of them,

I went straight back to the camp.

She said to come back once she get chance.

Mister, please proceed as planed

and attack the Wang Prefecture.

Send my orders.

Move out!

Do everything to find commandant Ho.

Mister,

the commandant said

the City Wang is now unstable

and has no leader.

It's a great opportunity.

Mister, will you proceed as planned

to lead armies and attack?

If we miss the chance

to find the commandant

because we went for war,

I will regret it deeply.

Mister,

the commandant has made such a plan,

she must be sure about it.

I think she'll be fine.

Shu,

you don't need to persuade me.

Convey my orders.

We move out now.

Yes.

Take it easy. Eat slowly.

It's alright, General Pei.

I'm full now.

Ni has stressed it over and over again.

Guard against

Guo Zhi and Cui's family's attack

during the chaos.

I'll go out

to pick him up.

Fine.

If you meet him,

tell him

not to worry.

I'll think of a plan

to secure the city.

Fine.

Didn't you chase him

in that direction?

I'm a man with clear grievances.

I always pay my debt.

Scoundrel.

Last time you kicked me into a well,

I didn't scold you.

Help!

Alright, little liar.

Did you forget

that we first met

in the water?

I remember you're good at swimming.

My leg has a cramp.

Help!

Girls like you

should learn it with the hard way.

Help!

Little liar,

if you're not getting out,

I'm taking your horse away.

I mean it.

Wake up.

You called me a little liar

and kicked me into the water,

if I fail to kick you

into the cold water today,

I will fail to the title of little liar!

Never mind.

Since you saved me

from drowning this time,

I'll help you one more time.

Otherwise you might be killed

by those pursuing troops.

Xiaobai, run!

Xiaobai, run now.

Bring more men here.

I'm starving.

I didn't bring food with me.

What a mistake.

Wanna try rabbit meat?

It's you?

Yeah, it's me.

The anesthetic on your needle

was really powerful.

I didn't wake up until early evening.

When I woke up,

the horse was missing

and you were gone.

I've made great efforts

and have walked for four hours

to get here.

Thank the heaven.

I finally meet you here.

I knew it.

Only a vicious man like you

can set up such a trap.

You wronged me too much.

It's obviously a trap for bears

used by hunters.

The hole is so deep,

it's not a day's work.

And did you see the hive back there?

What about it?

That makes sense.

There're many bears in the mountains.

Bear skin, bile, and paws

are all treasures.

They can be sold at a high price.

Bears are extremely hard to hunt,

however,

they like eating honey.

So hunters would

find a place with a hive

to set such traps.

But they didn't expect

that they'd trap a little liar,

rather than any bear.

It tastes so good.

How about a deal?

I will

give you this rabbit thigh,

while you

give me back the provision.

What do you mean by giving you?

I used stratagems

to earn the supplies.

It's so nice,

and so tasty.

Let me make a deal with you.

A rabbit

has four legs.

Surely you won't let me

to eat them all, right?

Commandant Ho,

you haven't eaten anything

for a whole day.

I was just roasting the rabbit,

and it kept sizzling and dripping grease.

Do you know how nice it smells?

Let me tell you,

once you hand over the supplies,

I will

treat you to this roast rabbit.

Fine.

if you want to talk

you need to show some sincerity.

Pull me up

and I'll give you

half the portion.

But you need to wait

until you escort me

to the Cui's Army headquarters.

Then you can have it.

You little liar?

Do you think I'm a little fool?

Speak.

How many of bamboo tubes

and poisonous needles do you still have?

You're scared?

Then leave me here

and go.

Let me die here alone,

and you'll have no supplies.

Later

when my mister

knows my death,

he will be furious

and he shall avenge me.

Fine.

So be it.

I'll get down to be you company.

Are you crazy?

If I'm the only one down here,

you can still save me.

But now you're trapped either,

how can we get out?

Thanks to you.

I've been trapped in a well

and in a river.

We're literally destined.

Now you're in a trap,

how can I

leave you here alone?

Frivolous!

You've scolded me twice today.

I'm a very vindictive person.

I wanted to

offer you two rabbit thighs.

But if you scold me once,

I offer you one less.

You scolded me twice,

so you have nothing.

But you can watch.

Delicious.

I'm a man

with clear grievances.

Though you stung with that poisonous needle,

you also covered

some straw on me upon leaving.

So it's another kettle of fish.

Take it.

Well? How is my cooking?

It is delicious indeed.

But can you

tell me honestly

that how can we get out?

How do you know

that I can get us out?

Though I've met you for a short time,

you are foxy and vicious,

and you won't trap yourself.

Since you dare to come down,

you surely know how to get out.

That's a pretty nice remark.

Since you said that,

let me tell you the truth.

I'm not planning

to get out tonight.

What?

It's so dark.

And in these dense forests,

who knows what other beasts are there

except bears.

If a tiger or leopard

suddenly comes out,

we'll be doomed.

I know.

Your medicine powders

can keep snakes and insects away.

But those beasts

are not afraid of that.

So

listen to me

and sleep here tonight.

Tomorrow

I will use you to exchange

supplies with your Cui's Army.

Despicable trick!

Yet you can say it so proudly.

We are just the same.

Someone's here.

But you said

that there are only beasts in the deep woods.

How could there be any human?

Hurry up, come.

Got it.

Come on.

It must be something good.

Yeah.

Keep up.

There must be good stuff.

On my orders.

Light up, let me see.

What?

Let me see.

- Can't see clearly. - Come on.

Why is it people?

It's two people.

Yeah, two.

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