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THE SATURDAY NIGHT DANCE

- Hey, what are you doing ? - I want to cross.

Come on, cross quickly. Faster!

- Come on, you wuss ! - It's a donkey, not a rocket!

Move it!

- What did you do ? - Nothing ! Just my bad luck!

What bad luck ? You'll putt me in jail. Get out of there!

Take the donkey away form there!

Can't you hear me ? You're ruining me!

- Come here ! Putting me in jail ? - How would I put you in jail ?

I'll give you something to remember ! What if the train ran off the rails ?

- I'll kick your ass ! - Why kick me ?

I'll show you!

Be my friend, I'll be yours too.

Be my foe, it's back at you.

I'm a vicious yellow snake And I'll bite your head off.

Good. Now, raise the barrier. They're honking.

And take this wood to build a hen coop.

God bless you ! If only the railway company wouldn't find out...

Go, maestro ! It's time to say good bye.

You'll have to work to earn your food. That's life.

Take care ! Come on.

Good luck, brother.

What's up, Beatles ?

Things are bad ? Let's go to school, boy.

DRIVING SCHOOL

- What's with the dog ? - I found it on the road.

He was dirty and hungry, he had a running nose.

I took him in, bathed him, fed him and now here he is.

- What's his name ? - Beatles.

- What's that ? - Those English guys who sing.

- Does he sing ? - No, but he eats eggs and ham.

- Oh, ham and eggs. - What?No, eggs and ham.

You're a bit uneducated, comrade!

- Leave them be ! - They wet my sandals.

Look at this school!

- Zeno ! - What ?

Your engine is boiling!

- Papa, where did they send you ? -To the canteen. You ?

The Iron Gate. If it doesn't work out, I have the looks to be an actor.

- Good bye 1 ' Be happy ! Good luck I

"Sewing machine for sale, Singer desk, round shuttle..."

Put it in store and tell Vasilescu to come to me.

"Phone number: 138452."

"Looking for life-size stuffed horse. 131A, Dudesti."

You'd better go get the tomatoes, or you'll be late again.

Who made you a driver ?

Good day, Papa (Pope) ! Nice limo!

- We've stopped him. - Stop that, you're breaking it!

No problem, we'll give you more oxpower.

Watch the curve ! He managed to make the turn.

Good job, Papa ! What a truck!

- Papa ! - Are you insane ?

You've knocked over my can ! Damn you!

Watch the wheel, or the police will suspend your license!

My cabbage ! You've ruined my cabbage!

Well, Papa ? Is it going to rain tonight ?

What are you doing now ? You'd better help me!

- She's jumping all over him. -Who's the kid ?

We share the same flat.

I told him there's a new dance manual and now he's looking for it.

My beloved Penelope, you'll be my only love.

What to do ? Keep your eyes open!

It's my fault now ? He almost ran into me!

Sure ! You didn't do anything. You only hit me!

Papa ! Pay the damages and ask the lady to the ball.

We're waiting for you.

What ball? I don't need any ball!

Are you insane ? What's the matter with you, wuss ?

- Good day. - Good day.

- Going to Turnu ? - Yes, to Turnu.

Be happy!

Either I'm an idiot, or this is a fairy turned into a scarecrow.

Mister!

Hold this.

- Here. - Thank you.

Good bye. Take care. Have a safe trip.

Good bye!

There's Papa and he's dragging an old hag with him!

Come with us to the ball, Papa!

Why are you doing this to me, mister ?

Fane, where's your wife ?

I sent her to the spa. I'm taking my niece to the ball.

Papa, why don't you take your hag to the ball ?

Come on.

Au revoir.

Ad adversus. Ante apud. Circa... Citra.

Circa.

Circa infra inter intra. Extra iuxta.

Come on, my nieces, let me take you to the city.

Get back, I'm losing my ride!

To the construction site!

You won't give me a ride...

And return. Four. Bend.

And up. Bend. And return.

Stop for a moment. Lower your arms.

Get up. Let the cord make a loop and jump over it back and forth,

with both legs or with one at a time.

Jump in your own rhythm. The music only accompanies you.

It's easier to jump on one leg and then on the other.

Try it both ways.

The jump should not be just a simple step over of the chord,

like on the first move.

Jump back and forth.

Continue with an ending march.

Put the cord back, so you can use it tomorrow morning.

Now walk all in the same rhythm. Left, right, left, right.

Gigi!

Wait a second!

Can I get a ride to the construction site ?

- Sure. - I'm with my nieces.

Put them in the back. They're annoying.

The site is that way!

I know, but we'll make a stop over there. Hurry up!

- Will we go back soon ? - Yes.

Be good, girls. There.

Can you sing "I was born in Oltenia“ ?

I can, though I am sectarian and I was raised by an aunt.

OK, go ahead.

- I was born in Oltenia... - Good. Hop in. Hurry up!

- Could I get a ride to... - Fanica, leave her!

Calm down, honey.

You have a dreadful voice. Good for keeping me awake.

- What is this ? - A calendar of saints.

Can I have a look ?

Oh, my!

- Is this a saint ? - Yes, Saint Sophia.

-And this one ? - Saint Gina or Saint Lolo.

Really ? They're so fleshy. They must be catholic. They don? fast.

- Who is this one ? - Saint B.B.

- Be Be ? - Yes, the best of them.

- Get out of here ! - Be careful!

- Be Be ? - Yes.

These saints have strange names.

- And why do you keep them here ? - For good luck.

-There's a blank page. Sunday ! - Yes. Sunday is my day.

It is the day when I think of my future wife.

- I don't get it. - You don't ?

Imagine you went to a masked ball on Saturday.

Saturday is my day for prayers. I pray on Saturdays.

You do that, but imagine you are me.

Imagine you went to a costume ball on Saturday.

Imagine someone saw you there.

Me? Maybe by accident.

I even have a mask.

It's Saturday night.

You've carried vegetables for the canteen all week.

- Carrots, spinach, chickens, potatoes ? - Me?

Yes. Beans, cabbage...

You've met men, women, and children. A whole world.

That's what you did all week,

but now it's Saturday and you want to have fun.

You dance with a girl whom you think you love.

- I'm married. - Not you, me.

Why should I dance with her ? You dance with your girl.

You can dance with many more.

That's what I'm doing. Dancing. Having fun.

But the question is, Sunday, after the ball...

- What do we do ? - Exactly. Will the girl love me ?

Why do you care ? It's her problem.

If she doesn't love you, you'll find another one.

Or maybe you don't love her and you have to find another one.

Good. I'm glad you get it.

Now you know why I have a blank page in my calendar.

Why ?

For the girl I will love and who won't leave me for another.

It's a checkpoint!

- We'll get a fine ! - Get in the back. Hide behind the milk.

- May Saint B.B. help us. - Amen.

- Can you sing ? - Yes.

Come on, get in.

Thank you.

I'm rather cold.

- I would like to explain. - You don't have to explain.

I've read my share of articles on those flying saucers,

about creatures that fall from Mars, Venus,

the Milky Way and other planets.

I'm from Earth. My name is Lia and I am from Craiova.

And I heard that these creatures lie through their teeth.

They can put you to sleep with their lies. And I don't want to fall asleep here.

You'll go into the outer space and I won'! get a bonus.

And it wouldn't be the first time.

You're funny. But please, hurry, maybe we can catch my uncle.

- Can you sing ? - of course.

- What kind of voice do you have ? - Alto.

"I was born in... "Come on.

I was born in Oltenia, In Craiova are my roots.

With my astrakhan hat And my coat of furry lamb.

You cannot forget my kiss,

Be my friend, V“ be yours too!

Be my foe, it's back at you!

- I'm a vicious yellow snake - And I'll bite your head off.

Fanica, get over here!

Come on, I'm in a hurry.

Take this.

- Have a nice day ! -All the best!

- Who's that fine piece ? - Be happy!

You can see images of the great constructions in our country.

As you can see, we are at the Iron Gates construction site.

We bring you a report filmed on this construction site,

and you will meet our most important heroes.

Let's welcome them.

Hey !Wait!

Watch out ! Wave at him!

Stop the truck !

Stop ! Stop the truck!

Who do we talk to now ? Where do we find another one ?

Is there someone over there ?

Hey, comrade, stop and come here for a moment.

Hey, comrade, stop and come here for a moment.

Yes!

Come here. Not here. Let's take him over there.

The dust is killing us here.

Let's change the background, that spot is nicer.

There. A little more to the right. Good.

What is your job ?

- I'm a driver. - Excellent.

You are now watching one of the hundreds of drivers

on this construction site.

Tell us how much concrete you carry every day.

I carry about a ton, a ton and a half of vegetables a day.

- Excellent. What vegetables ? - Cabbage, tomatoes, cucumbers...

What cucumbers, comrade ? Don't you work here, on the site ?

No, I collaborate with the site.

You collaborate, comrade ? Who put you in front of the camera ?

Stop the camera!

Look, those boys are coming. Why are you still here ?

You're ruining my frame.

What, you think you're the only ones working ?

I work too. If I didn't carry food to this people, what would they eat ?

Concrete ? Wire ? What do you think ? Didn't you call me here ?

A moment, please. Get off for a second.

Closer. That's good. That's it.

New name. - Pantecaru Toma.

This is Pantecaru Toma, one of the best workers.

Get out of here, mister ! Leave us alone!

Could you tell us how much concrete you carry everyday ?

Go away ! He's an idiot.

Could you tell us how much concrete you carry everyday ?

The quantity of concrete...

Good. Perfect. Goodbye. Have a good day !

Let's get out of there. They're no good.

- What are we doing here ? - We're going to my place.

- Are you afraid to go with me ? - Why should I be afraid ?

I had forgotten that women from Mars are not afraid of anything.

Here we are. I'm going upstairs to bring you something to wear. OK ?

- But hurry, please. - Fine.

Mom, can't I play too ?

I'll tell daddy you always beat me and pull my ears.

Here.

Here, chicky, chicky!

Lift your hair.

Done. Come on. Now.

- Here ? - Yes.

Here you go. This is our villa.

This mat is a special order.

Here's where my room mate lives. This is his bed and this is Beatles.

- Beatle ? - Beatles. That's what I call him.

- Beatles, meet Miss... - Lia. Nice to meet you.

Here's the bathroom,

in case you want to shower off the dust from the construction site.

And the kitchen. There's also food, if you want.

Some eggs, a bit of ham, some cheese.

I'll go to the neighbors and find something for you to wear.

I'll be right back.

Here's your jam. Jam from the neighbors ?

Wasn't the jam at home good enough ?

What did he do, madam ? Leave him to me.

Take him, Mr. Papa. He's driven me nuts. I've had it.

What did you do, kid ? Don't cry. Come here.

Look at this.

We'll show you ! Did you get scared ?

Let's ring here. Come on.

-Are you back ? - Yes.

The noise these kids make is terrible. How can you sleep here during the day ?

I don't sleep. People in this building work in three shifts

and, when they come home, they beat their children in three shifts.

Beatles, shut up, or I'll slap you!

They should beat their children all at once.

Good idea!

- Where are you going ? - To present this proposal.

Did you find any clothes for me ?

BEAT THE CHILDREN BETWEEN 1 AND 3

- Done. I wrote down the proposal. - Did they accept it ?

- Of course. - Did you find clothes ?

No. I have to run downtown, to a women's clothing shop

and buy you a dress.

Good. Let's measure.

- May I ? - May you what?

- May I... - Stay away from me or I'll scream.

- Why scream ? It's useless. - I know you, men!

Who put this "still nature" here ?

I didn't put it. Toma wanted it. I told him there's no point.

- You put it there. - No. I didn't...

You put it there to put girls in their place.

- No, I didn't. - Great!

I didn't put it there. Beatles, don't chew on the mat!

Toma put it. When I... He...

And do you think other women don't look like this ?

Do you think I am not beautiful ?

You are. You have a neck and a nose and ears, too.

- I do ! - You have everything.

But it doesn't show under all those clothes.

- It doesn't ? - It does.

- I don't see the "fractions“. The hues. - Really?Look!

You got scared!

May I measure you for the dress ?

There. First the waste. Forgive me. Was that too tight ?

There. Left arm.

The left one. No. The right one. Raise it.

There. Now the length.

No, no. The neck. The neck is more important.

Papa. May I ?

What are you doing ? Let me go or I'll scream.

Done.

You shouldn't have. You've spent a lot.

I'll be right back.

- It's a bit long. - But I like it very much.

- Really ? - Yes.

- We'll see a dressmaker here... - To get it fixed.

To get it shortened. But after the...

Be happy!

Do you know when my train leaves ?

Around four.

The train's here.

Take it, please.

Take him, as a souvenir. I don't have anything better.

Let's get you on the train.

Send me at least a postcard, OK ?

Yes. When I get to Craiova, I'll look for you.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Beatles ! Please, take care of Beatles.

In the morning, he only eats ham and eggs.

Farewell ! Be happy!

Beatles!

Beatles, old chap, come here...

Beatles!

You're drunk like a skunk.

Is this a profile of today's stars ?

Beatles!

Beatles, where are you ?

Hold on!

- Please take me to Oprisor. - Can you sing ?

- No. - Why not ?

Sit on that rock and learn to sing!

Get away from there!

Can't you hear me ? Do you want me to throw stones at you ?

Can't you hear me ?Are you deaf ?

Do you want to drown ?

That's my problem. And don't talk to me.

Go away before the rain starts !

I don't see any clouds.

Go away ! Do you want me to freeze here ?

Swim. Use your arms and legs.

- I'm not in the mood.The water is cold. - Why did you get in the water ?

- To drown. - Then, drown.

- Go away and let me get out. - Who's keeping you there ?

You're not moving!

You're not moving. Get out in the sun, if you are cold.

If only I had a stone to break your skull...

- I'm shaking like a leaf ! - It doesn't show.

It shows that you're dumb. Don't you see I can't swim ?

I went in the water to cool off. I liked it, but I've had enough.

Can't you see I can't get out like that ?

- No. - Do you think I'm afraid of you ?

- Why should you be afraid of me ? - I don't have a bathing suit!

I didn't know it would be this hot and that Cerna is so near.

You're good at geography,

Stop kidding around ! I don'! need your geography.

But I'm freezing and if I catch a cold, you'll get in trouble!

- Why ? I don't even know you. - Good for you.

- You're funny, too. - The hell I am!

I don't understand. What's your problem with me ?

If you want to get out, who's keeping you ?

Do you think I haven't seen women getting out of the water ?

That's rich !You're quite something.

Or maybe you're ashamed of your bathing suit.

But that's no reason to freeze in the Cerna river.

Who knows why you don't want to get out of the water ?

Or maybe you don't even want to get out and you're just arguing for the fun of it.

Listen, boy, enough with the jokes!

- Really ? - Either you go, or you turn around.

I'm fine as I am.

- Don't you get it that I'm... - You're what ?

I'll get out like this ! Shame on you!

Shame on me ?And on a Sunday, too!

Thank you.

- I didn't mean to, you know. - Never mind. Stop babbling.

- I though you were more... - More what ?

You could have just taken my clothes.

- It never crossed my mind. - It happens.

- Aren't you going to bathe ? - You said it was cold.

You're afraid I'll take you clothes.

- I am not. - Then, why don't you bathe ?

Can you swim across the river twice ?

- I'm not a child ! - Really. If I could swim...

The water is really good, as long as you don't stay in too much.

Once.

Twice.

That's it. Done.

It's cold. It felt good, I was hot.

We haven't introduced ourselves.

- My name is Papa (Pope). - Papa ? What kind of name is this ?

Are you a real pope ? Or just a wuss ?

No. Stelian Papa. Like in the class register.

- What's your name ? - Raluca.

Raluca?Good name for an operetta.

Raluca, the soul of rosy nights. Pleased to meet you.

How do you do ! May I help you ?

What do you do for a living ? It's a rather trade-unionist question...

- I work at a scarf factory in Craiova. - What are you doing here ?

- We are in a show. - What show ?

Singing. Dancing.

- Really ? - I'm here with my colleagues.

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

I paned with them.

I didn't want them to laugh at me for not having a bathing suit.

Raluca, amateur artist.

Why don't you come to the show ?

- Are you inviting me ? - Why not ?

And now, you can hear our adorable colleague, Raluca, singing "The Street".

Papa, this Craiova "scarf is my type. You're not in a good position.

Maybe I'll hit you.

-Aren't you staying for the show, Papa ? - I can't.

- What's up with you ? - I have a headache.

Let's go, Irina.

Have you got Jamaica ? Give me a shot.

Let's raise a glass together.

Why am I getting upset, after all ?

Because of what Toma says ? That's his problem.

Lia is the most important to me.

Lia I

I've tied my life to yours, my beloved.

Cut his hair, shave his face, cut the hair grown in his nose I!

Toreador, great fighter,

the great amour, toreador I!

Ante, apud, ad, adversum.

Circa, circum...

Lia !

Lia!

What's up, you bum? Have you seen Papa?

Papa ?

What's with you ?

Oh, Lia... You, Casanova, you.

Papa!

I forgot to tell you. This is from Raluca.

She said you should tie it to your neck and take good care of it,

so you won't lose it.

- Take it ! - Come on...

You got lucky with this one. What are you waiting for ?

Listen, can I have her?

- Who ? - The candy. It's sweet!

- I have a migraine ! - What migraine ?

There's nothing between us.

Not a thing ? That's because you're an idiot.

I tried to approach her last night, but it didn't work.

- She has a thing for you. - Not my problem.

- Not your problem ? - I'm not interested in Raluca.

She's just a cute and casual acquaintance.

Casual ?

Why the hell do you only talk about women ?

Talk about something else, for a change.

All day long, women, women!

Is that bad ?

And leave some of that plum brandy for me, too.

Don't forget to buy rat poison!

For the rats!

Please.

Would you like to dance ?

Don't stop!

Good evening. Do you happen to have a spare spark plug ?

What do we have here ? Dearest Lia. Lovely to see you.

- Good evening, Gigi. - I've been looking for you.

- May I ? - Please.

What a gentlemen ! What will your mother say ?

Her daughter, the ballerina, with a truck driver.

Gigi. please!

- May I ? - Please.

- Here. - Thanks.

Nice girl, isn't she ? She dances well, she's funny.

How much do I owe you ? - Nothing.

- Not even for a small drink? - No.

Thanks. Bye, Lia!

Papa ! Come here.

- What is it ? - Here you go, young lady.

- Hello. Don't you remember me ? - Oh, it was you...

- I didn't remember you. - You're forgetful.

- Good afternoon. - Good afternoon.

What brings you here ?

I came to see you and to ask you to teach me to swim.

I've brought a bathing suit.

- I've brought a blue one. - I'm busy today.

I have to go somewhere.

I'm coming with you. I have nothing else to do.

- Do you want an apple ? - No.

Papa !Toma told me to give you this book.

- What book ? - “Teach yourself flirting and dancing".

That mustache guy is quite adorable.

- What are we doing tomorrow '2 - Tomorrow is Sunday.

Are we carrying tomatoes again ?

Do you think those truck drivers are better than me ?

Why are you mocking me ? Get off!

Get off!

- Are you coming to the ball tonight ? - No.

- Everyone is coming. - Be happy!

If you're not coming, I won't go either.

I'll whistle at your window. I know where you live. Toma showed me.

I'll see you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow!

You're really not going to the ball ?

I'll give you dance lessons.

And etiquette lessons.

I have the code.

Come on, cute girls are coming too. You'll be sorry.

Your girl is coming too. "The singing scarf".

Come on, we'll...

Put down the book.

Solid geometry. You want to get the national award.

- You're drinking again ? - And what if I do?

- I'll leave you the keys. - Get out!

Calm down ! It's so that you stop playing the alpinist.

I'm going to be late.

- Are we going swimming ? - No.

- Then ? - Let's go to the Ada Kaleh Island.

- I've never been there. - Let's go.

Not comfortable ? Sit by me.

Two Turkish coffees and two shots of cognac.

- One. I don't drink. - One shot of cognac, three stars.

Please.

Thanks. Miss!

- What a nice key chain ! - Do you like it?

- What's the matter? - Nothing. Why ?

You're staring at me.

- I'm surprised. - I don't understand.

Your eyes are like headlights. This big.

-That's all ? - And damn beautiful, loo.

When are you leaving ?

You're getting bored with me. Tonight, by train.

I'll arrive in Craiova in the morning, at dawn.

Don't worry, I won't be tired tomorrow, at work.

I'm used to wasting my nights away.

- With... - With?

You mean with boys. Maybe.

Though I can waste them by myself.

- Like last night ? - Yes, like last night.

I wasn't at the ball. Didn't Toma tell you ?

I slept at an aunt's place.

An aunt ?

Why did you ask me when I would leave ?

I didn't ask for anything, except for a beer.

I didn't ask for anything. I don't want anything from you.

Just to take a walk with me or to teach me how to swim.

Have no fear. I won't take you to church.

I'm not the marrying type.

You don't seem the marrying type, either.

You don't even have a beard.

You save money. You don't tip the barber.

How do you know I don't tip the barber ?

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

I know you, men. You're afraid you'll be trapped.

I don't want to get married, I told you.

I don't want to get married early, just as you don't.

And if I like someone, I don't make him marry me.

So don't be afraid. You're as free as a bird, so to say.

- See ?You're upset. - I don't get upset that easily.

You don't know me.

Raluca!

Raluca!

Raluca, stop playing!

Sit down. You're in my sun.

Look at the sky.

The earth is so warm.

And the sky is blue and clear.

I'd like to draw a red rose on it.

It doesn't match.

- Do you like to draw ? - At night. When it's quiet.

Red poppies and hedgehogs and green doves.

And blue apples and wheat ears.

Don't you draw people ?

Breathe.

It smells like warm bread.

And winter.

It will snow in a few months. There will be no more green wheat.

I wish it would snow right now.

Big, fluffy snow flakes,

setting on my eyes and on my nose.

I wish I were wheat. Don't you ?

No.

- Would you like to be a cloud ? - No.

- Or wind ? - No.

- Or snow. - No.

- Good evening. - Good evening.

- Forgive me. - No problem.

I wanted to see how you were. Did I wake you ?

- I hadn't even fallen asleep. - I was just thinking.

You weren't at the game today.

No, I wasn't.

I'm sorry I missed the game.

Aren't you coming in ?

It's rather late and I have a long day ahead.

I'm staying two more minutes.

I'm coming out to get some fresh air. I can't sleep anyway.

Do you have matches ?

- A lighter. - Good.

Green leaf of Sweet Clover,

Two flowers in a garden love me, But only one is for me.

That's my luck, my bad luck.

When one comes to see me, The other one must not see.

When I tell one to come, The other one must not know.

That's my luck, my bad luck.

Good evening.

What an unexpected surprise !

I want to ask you something. It's your thing.

I have another breakdown. I tried to work on it.

I have keys and files, but I still can't fix it.

Come on, be a dear and help me. I pay well. You know that.

Come on, please. It's starting to rain.

- What's the problem ? - I don't know. I've tried everything.

Let me see.

- Hold this. - Yes.

What are you doing ? Leaving ? You can't leave me like this!

Good night, children!

I'll tell Lia. You can't leave me like this!

At the Saturday night dance...

Toma!

Toma!

You promised you'd rub my back.

- What ? - That backrub you promised.

- I can't take it anymore ! - Rub ?

Come here.

- Not that hard ! - You can't go to the ball like this.

And with this sore eye, too. Maybe I'll get better and...

Are you coming alone or with Raluca ? Or maybe with the blonde.

Or maybe you're coming with both. That would be a premiere.

All you ever think about is women. Someone's at the door.

- Hello, Toma ! - Hello. What's up ?

I'm going crazy ! I'm learning to die and it's not easy at all. Really.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Papa, I'm going crazy ! - Why ?

- I'm playing Hamlet on Saturday. -A

of it ?

No. Only the scene with the Polish and death.

- What Polish ? lt's Polonius. - Po-lo-nius. Place the stress correctly.

Stop it ! The Polish guy I have to beat up.

- OK. Will you play the death scene ? - Yes.

- Let's see. He'll look good dead. - I have a good profile.

Let's hear you.

"Words, words, words.“ That's how it begins.

I know.

"Words, words, words.“

"The satirical rogue says here that old men..."

No ! “Words, words, words". You're saying this pan right.

"The satirical rogue..." This is the gesture. Classic.

"The satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards,"

"that their faces are wrinkled."

And here you make that wide gesture.

"They have grey beards and their faces..."

Hold on. Do you know it by heart? The whole play.

An actor has to know the whole play, Don Juan.

It's Casanova.

I'm neither Casanova, nor Don Juan.

I'm just a driver.

Ordinary and modest.

With a fixed salary and two tips a week. I told her too.

My dear, I cannot make you happy. I have no money, glory or luxury.

I have nothing, kid. All I can offer you is a little love.

Love, but...

Although one left me for a boxer and another one for a canteen manager,

with lots of money, I keep hoping.

If I didn't hope, I couldn't love.

I don't want to be stingy with my heart.

I want to be a man. A ordinary but honest man.

Well done, Papa!

Bravo!

- What's with him ? - I don'! know ?

I must keep him from going to the ball.

- Why? - So that he doesn't meet...

What ?

- Are you talking behind my back ? - Come on, Papa...

- Would you like something to eat ? - Sure. I'm starving.

So that he doesn't meet Raluca. You know her.

- She came to the construction site. - I know her. A fine piece.

- The one with... - Very well built. She's...

When you kissed me and hugged me

And then you took it away. You stole my heart away.

You stole it one night.

Papa, come here.

Come and be the judge!

- We're arm wrestling. - For how much ?

- A hundred. - One hundred lei.

One hundred '2 Perfect. I'm the referee.

Stan on "go". Go!

Force, an and precision. Come on, boys!

Zero for you. Well done ! You took his hundred.

- Give me the hundred. - Would you try it with me ?

- I'm not taking your money. - He won't arm-wrestle me.

- Come on, do it ! - I'll do it on one condition.

- What condition ? - If I lose, you get the hundred.

If you lose, you don't go to the ball.

-A ball is a ball. - A bet is a bet.

- Should I do it? - Do it. Take his money.

Hold this.

- Don't cheat ! - I won't.

- Sit correctly. - Correctly. Hand on the hip.

On ''go''.

Go!

- Don't cheat ! Hand on the hip ! - Papa, what are you doing ?

- Done. You're staying home. - You won this one but I get a rematch.

You'll get your rematch, after I get my "fuel".

- I told you. Keep your arm short. - Come here.

- What are you doing ? - What ?

You're drinking poison ! Look, he's drinking poison!

Didn't you tell me to buy rat poison ?

- Poison ? - He's turning yellow. Sit on the bed.

Zeno, call the ambulance.

- What's the number? - Zero eight. Toma!

- May we ? - Come in.

- How are you, Toma '2 - Keep quiet!

How are you ?

See what happens when you make bets ?What if you died ?

- He won't die. - What if you died ?

I bet you 100 lei that he won't die. OK, Toma ?

OK.

Well, you didn't trick me. I tricked you.

The "poison" in the bottle was actually plum brandy.

- What brandy ? - Palinka. See for yourself.

Damn you!

- Hold the door ! - What's the matter ?

This way!

Watch out!

What are you doing ?

- I had plum brandy, doctor ! - What's with him, nurse ?

- The case of accidental poisoning. - Gastric intubation. Hourly lavages.

- But I had plum brandy ! - We do what the doctor says!

It was plum brandy, my dear ! Plum brandy!

- Mr. Papa, I have a letter. - A letter ?

I brought you a dove.

Raluca...

I didn't receive any letter with explanations.

I didn't go to the ball, you didn't either, maybe because of that.

If I could, I'd pull your ears.

Why are you silent now ? I can hardly wait to see you.

Hello.

- Mr. Papa, here you go ! - What's this ?

Thanks.

Dear Papa, I'm at the seaside. Beatles is with me.

How are you ? Are you studying ? Great I Prepare well for your exams.

- A letter. - What letter ?

Hop on, sum!

Lia!

Come on!

Dear Lia, I thought...

Dear Raluca...

Lia...

No.

Raluca...

Lia, Raluca...

Raluca, Lia...

and me.

- How was the ball ? - Why didn't you come ?

Be happy ! I brought your cows home.

- You won't tell us ? - Why didn't you come ?

Where are you looking ?

Keep going ! Until you hit it!

Doctor, he won't hear of hospitalization. I told him he could get infected.

- Where is he now ? - There he is.

- Unloading his truck at the canteen. - Take me to him.

He also has some romantic complications.

I told him not to chase two hares. But he wouldn't listen.

Guys, if you have time to waste, I don't.

You're in a hurry now. Be silent, please!

- Papa, enough with the nonsense ! - Show me your hands.

- I'm fine. Just some scratches. -Are you crazy ?

Do you want us to cut your hands off ? You're coming with me.

- I have work to do. Take him. - I told you to come with me!

- And the car... - I'll take it to the garage.

Thanks a lot...

Doctor, I'm coming, but...

Don't give me a shot or I'll scream!

Now I love both of them.

What about them ? Should I write them a few words ?

I'll write. Then, I'll see what happens.

I'll marry the one who comes to the train station first.

- The one on the left is for Raluca. - Yes.

- The one on the right, for Lia. - Sure. Lia, Raluca.

Raluca, Lia ! There. You're a smart guy.

Here are the addresses. I owe you big time for this.

- No problem. - Be happy!

- Zeno ! - Get well soon!

- Do I send them unregistered ? - They have to be registered.

- I've got the money for that. Hello ! - Good night.

Damn these injections. I've had it with them!

If you don't read my cards, I won't take any injection !

Fine, give me the cards.

- Here. - Come on. Cut.

It's fine.

Dear Lia, Dear Raluca,

I had an accident and hurt my hands.

At first, I didn't take it seriously and I neglected it.

The doctors had to cut my hands off.

It's OK, though. I feel fine.

I'm coming home on Sunday, by train. Bye! Papa.

- Do you have a light ? - No.

- Why did you hit me? - It wasn't me.

He's got quite a head. Like mine.

Excuse me.

I'm sorry.

I was born in Oltenia.

I'm a girl from Craiova, wearing an astrakhan hat.

I'm home.

Good...

...bye.

Good bye.

Everybody says that love's not good

They don't need to say it, I can see that for myself

That's my luck, my bad luck.

If love were any good, Nobody would get hurt.

When it touches the heart, It can only burn.

That's my luck, my bad luck.

Love is too sweet, it knocks you of! your feet.

I dared to try it and...

That's my luck, my bad luck.