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This is 22 -year -old Melissa Mead of Brooklyn, New York.

The president of Premier Pictures, Walter Shapiro, says that the only other

actress around with this kind of atomic star quality is Marilyn Monroe herself.

And how does Miss Mead feel about her big break?

Well, I don't know.

We hear you loud and clear, Miss Mead, and we're sure you'll be around for a

long time.

Dateline, Vignada, Arizona.

Attention all would -be Martian hunters.

What you're looking at are home movies shot by nine -year -old Biff Atkins of

Pignata, Arizona.

Several weeks ago, young Biff sold these movies to this newsreel agency,

claiming that the object you're looking at right now was a flying saucer.

Well, it looks like we've all been bamboozled.

Just listen to what our junior Cecil B. DeMille has finally confessed.

There was no flying saucer. It was a prank.

and he said he was just having fun.

He didn't mean to get the whole country in an uproar.

He's been thoroughly punished, we can assure you all.

Don't be too hard on him, Mom.

After all, if Uncle Sam is willing to let bygones be bygones, shouldn't we

If Atkins is to be commended for his honesty, like all

true Americans,

He was willing to admit a mistake when he had to.

Mr. Page?

Mr. Page, it's Erica Stern from the Daily News. You sent me some

Are you alone?

Yeah. I... Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Miss, Mr. Stern, please.

Please, I'm unarmed. Please come in.

I need to... Okay. We need to talk. All right. Okay.

You're my only chance. Please, come in.

I mean no harm.

Mr. Yeah, thank you.

You're safe.

Close the door.

Sit down, please.

Looks like you need a doctor.

Not until the story comes out.

I know once it's out in the open that nobody will dare fuck with me.

Who do you think's looking for you? You name it.

They're looking.

Enough with George Page.

That's just a name that I made up.

That's who I really am.

Lieutenant Martin Kern.

Explosives expert.

United States Marine Corps.

At least until a few weeks ago.

Lieutenant?

Sit down for a moment. I'm just trying to find this, uh... How's your wife?

We're divorced, sir. Oh, we should be sooner.

Yes, of course. My memory's not what it used to be.

The reason I asked you to come in... Yes, here.

I got a call from the Pentagon.

They've lined you up for a bomb disposal operation.

Oh.

This is classified, and what we say now does not leave the perimeter of this

den.

It seems there is an island about 200 miles offshore, uncharted.

During World War II, it was used as an internment camp for Japanese Americans.

After that, for gunnery practice.

And then apparently, everyone simply forgot it existed.

It was loft in the file until finally some pencil pusher unearthed the file

they decided to make use of it. They want to build a refueling station.

The only catch is they're convinced there's still live ammo there just

around.

They need a team to go in, find what's there, and get rid of it.

What kind of target range are we talking about, sir?

I don't exactly want to end up with webbed fingers.

No, that was my first question to them.

There are no nuclear weapons involved and nothing chemical.

I hope this sounds promising to you because they've already decided you're

man.

Actually, it does, sir. I could use a break from the classroom.

Well, it won't be much of a break. They've assembled a team from your

students. The list is there. I think it's that blue thing.

There's something wrong, Lieutenant.

This is quite some list.

Corporal Dermot Riley, sir, is a raving psychopath.

And Hendricks?

I wouldn't trust Hendricks with a cigarette lighter, let alone an

like this.

Well, once these Pentagon boys... I understand that, sir, but they don't

students like I do.

Let me see if I can make some headway.

The crew is set.

Lieutenant, they are absolutely committed.

Well, that was an attitude I knew something about.

It's what wrecked my marriage.

She wanted me to quit the military, but I wouldn't. She couldn't take living on

bases anymore.

When it came down to it, I chose the Marine Corps over her.

I was in that deep.

Anyway, two days later, the Pentagon flew their guy out.

Fetterman. A spook military intelligence, not CIA, but a spook

through. With that typical spook arrogance, like there wasn't one thing

happening in the world he didn't know about.

Captain Fetterman reporting, sir.

Captain, this is Lieutenant Martin Kern.

My assistant, J .G. Watkins.

Colonel, sir, may we proceed with the debriefing?

Well, um...

Captain, the lieutenant would like to take you to lunch first.

His way of welcoming you to California.

Since when did you become his mommy?

people you selected for your assignment.

Private Dermot Riley.

Wipe the smile off your face, Riley.

Corporal Banta.

Banta.

Private Hendricks.

Hendricks, show the captain your finger.

How did you lose that finger?

Sir, follow your instructions, sir.

And last but not least, Captain, Private Friedman.

How do you do?

I thought you'd like to meet the people firsthand, Captain.

Are you a team player, Colonel?

I believe my record speaks for itself.

The crew stays as it is.

Watkins!

I'll see you outside.

I'll see you at 0600.

Oh, by the way, she's off limits.

Say hello to your new CO, boys.

Hey, Banta, I'm your relief.

Hello, what a relief I am.

Lieutenant Tidehead calling South Florida meeting.

Hey, Banta, that working?

Kind of pretty, huh?

Fuck you, rival.

Oh, Manta, slow down. Slow down. We have to talk.

How'd you end up in the Corps, Manta?

Well, uh, I used to be an ice skater.

And there was this other ice skater, this bitch, and I couldn't stand her.

So I hired somebody to break her fucking leg.

So the judge, he gave him two options. Three years in the military or a year

behind bars.

So we're the lucky ones.

Yes, sir.

Actually, of all the people on this assignment, you're the only one that I

halfway trust.

Fetterman agreed.

He's going to be setting up a base camp. We'll be splitting up into two teams.

I'll be heading one, you'll be heading the other.

Thank you, sir.

Don't thank us. Just don't prove us wrong.

So, Friedman, Hendricks, or Riley, which one do you want?

Anybody, as long as it's not Riley. Good. You get Hendricks.

Put the fucking rifle down. Put the goddamn rifle down.

Huh?

What's the matter? Get in there.

second thoughts. No, no, no second thoughts. Maybe next time you'll think

you speak.

Now, you'll both be equipped with metal detectors, walkie -talkies, C4 and

timers. We're not going to take any chances with sophisticated detonation

methods on this goddamn island. Whatever we find, we're going to blow up.

You with me? Yes, sir.

Good. Make absolutely certain your area is clear before you set your charges.

You know my rules. I want you to check everything twice, right? Twice.

Okay. Strong suggestion?

Let Hendricks be in charge of communication.

Handle the explosives yourself.

I'd like to make a point also, Lieutenant.

This is the first time in 50 years that anyone has stepped foot on that island.

Now, I assume that much of the internment camp was destroyed in the

But if you should come across any documents, or let's just say any

the camp, you ought to bring them directly to me, if that understood.

And it would be in your best interest not to look them over too carefully.

What do you mean, in our best interest?

Exactly what I said.

You could say that's when I started to get suspicious.

I couldn't put it all together, but somehow I knew this wasn't exactly what

bargained for.

Figured I'd take Riley and Friedman and make a sweep from beach to base, camping

our radio down when everything's covered. Sounds like a plan.

Jesus, Captain.

You must be pretty concerned about those Japanese that are sticking way the hell

out here.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

So, man to man, why is military intelligence still concerned?

I only know what the big dogs tell me, Kern.

They want to put a refueling station on the island.

You and I have the dubious honor of doing the recon.

Man to man, I was wrong for insisting on those men.

But I like the way you handle it.

I'm glad I can count on you.

As you were.

We read you over.

We've completed our sweep. We're going to proceed on. Make sure you follow the

trail we've left.

The hunts are pretty rancid. We're over. The cops are over. We read you over.

I don't want you smoking that shit out in the

field.

Listen, you blew half your hand off. You want to blow your head off too?

You got me?

Yes, sir.

Oh. You're a riot.

A retirement home.

Reminds me of the lost colony of Roanoke. Lost what? Where?

In North Carolina in the 16th, 17th century, something like that.

These colonists spent the winter.

The next year when the ships came to get them, the entire colony was gone. The

only clue they had was the word Croatan carved into a tree.

Shut the fucking nose!

Come on, go scout cover.

Oh, baby.

I hate to break this to you, but you went out of style with Ho Chi Minh.

Raven!

Let me have some C4.

What have we here?

State's can't return.

Everybody all right? It's over.

Hey, everybody all right?

Yeah.

We're all fine.

Look, fillings.

I don't think he flossed, either.

What?

Whoa,

that

looks like blood.

What are you doing?

A rabbit?

They got a rabbit way out here?

What do I look like, a fucking zoologist?

Don't! What are we going to do, let it suffer?

Whoa.

Something happened to the music.

Hendrick, don't take off like that. You're going to lose your fucking leg as

well as your finger.

It's fucking gone.

What? My fucking radio is fucking gone.

People die, Lieutenant.

They die in internment camps, they die in San Diego. You obviously happened to

cross a graveyard.

This many people?

Maybe there was an outbreak of influenza.

Is there any mention of influenza in any of the records, Captain?

The records I've seen, Lieutenant, are spotty at best.

But if you're trying to suggest what I think you are, you're way out of bounds.

To even think the U .S. military would slaughter its citizens during the war.

No way.

I'd be the last person in the world to suggest something like that.

You told me to report anything I find.

That's exactly what I'm doing.

No one has been here for 50 years. Isn't that what you said?

That's right.

1955.

Now, unless my math is going way downhill, I'd say that makes for 40

Your math is excellent, Lieutenant.

It's your attitude that stinks.

Watkins!

I decided from then on I wasn't going to show him shit.

I got together with my men to lunch and told them to send their walkie -talkies

to a different channel.

If they found anything, I didn't want Federer to know.

Guess what?

By sunset, we'd found something new.

This way, guys.

Sweep the area?

Yeah. What about these houses? Are they all clean? Check them?

All clean.

What about all these, like, fishing things?

What the fuck was that?

All day we've been here and then we've been at this. Yeah.

This explains the rabbits.

What rabbits?

Well, Hendrix and I hit a rabbit going down the road. Since then, we've seen

maybe ten of them.

Oh, like 40.

That's been some big rabbits.

I figured they were being used in experiments.

After the war, they were abandoned, and then they filled out into the jungle.

Well, it takes the two, and pretty soon you got a whole tribe.

Hey, lucky for them, they weren't lesbians, Banta.

Yeah?

Wanted to try me sometime.

What about that boneyard?

I think they were using people.

I think they were using people as human guinea pigs.

Check my gun.

What?

It's the wind feeling.

Up! Everybody up!

Ivy, come with me!

Hendrix, you cover our backs!

Dreamy, go get the others!

We're friends.

We're friends.

We are friends.

What's your name?

Now he's going to make it out of here alive.

What's your name?

We are friends.

Come on, move out. Yes, sir.

All right. We heard it!

Watkins, rub him down with a bar of soap, disinfect the fucker, and find him

some new clothes. Yes, sir.

They've given up on the entire project!

What project?

Raymond!

I'm sure I can find something.

Locating something to do, sir.

I talked to him for a couple of hours.

What I figure is he's a pilot down to plane around here somewhere. So tell

men to keep an eye out for the fuselage. Have you come across any?

No.

Tell him to look for a shelter, too. He's got to have a shelter around here

somewhere, right?

All right, people, he's fascinating. We got a job to do, right?

How do you think the old man did it, huh?

Living in the middle of nowhere, years and years.

Eating what?

Birds.

Coconuts.

Rabbits.

No one around to talk to.

Yeah, I know how that feels.

You know how that feels?

Are you kidding me?

I know how it feels to have no good conversation.

Fuck you.

You're so smart. What are you doing here in the first place?

Her name was Carmelita.

Yeah, we read you over.

Jesus. You blew a hole in the thing.

First aid.

I couldn't.

It's going to sting.

Now you remind me

of my grandpa.

After he had a stroke.

Take care of him.

Give him a bath.

For once.

They're sending planes to stop it.

They're going to wait until he goes back inside, and then they're going to cover

it with cement.

That's the only way.

I know, okay?

I know all about it.

I'm going to go get a razor and I'm going to give you a shave. I'll be right

back.

I tried for over an hour, sir, but all he does is rant and rave. Makes

absolutely no sense.

But as you know, all he has to do is say one thing that does make sense and

that's it.

It's out to the inquiring minds.

I agree, sir.

While he's old, I could smother him, pass it off as a heart attack.

Yes, sir.

Will do.

Out.

Where was the last place you saw Hendricks?

We got off just leaving him inside there, huh?

Tag.

You're it.

I've got to see this.

Did you find it? Just get in here.

Don't leave me alone.

I'm not alone. You've got to free me.

I got something.

Danny?

Yeah? Give Mantis some light.

You all right?

Yeah.

All right, what's this?

Stand up here.

Hendrix!

Jeff. Yeah, I'm going to be.

to come get me before you did that, did not.

You goddamn idiot!

Fuck it all up!

Base camps occurred, come in.

Uh,

this is Breedman.

Uh, Lieutenant, uh, not available.

Over.

Spread the word, the old geezer got away. He attacked Watkins.

Shoot to kill!

Shoot to kill?

That's an order, Freedman! Shoot to kill!

Put Kern on!

Freedman, where is Kern?

Well, we found his concrete block and Hendricks blew

it open and disappeared inside and, well, I guess Kern and everybody else

in to find him.

Captain.

Base camp, come in. Over.

Hitching slide.

I just want to get the fuck out of here.

Riley, calm down.

Please forgive me, you fucking creep.

We've got to find Hendrix. Right now, Banta, I don't give a fuck about

Get out of my way. Riley!

Hey, wait a second.

I say we go through. That's an order. You leave it alone. Banta!

Hendrix!

Holy shit.

Can you believe this?

Take it easy, guys.

The dead germs and fear.

Whoa.

What?

Look, there's a body in here.

Panther. Panther, freeze. Don't touch it.

Forget about today's fucking day. Let's go.

I'd gone in there thinking it was some kind of defense project, but human

couldn't have made that thing.

And I figured what Hendricks being did, that I finally had a right to the facts.

The only problem was, Fetterman wasn't around to give them.

The boat!

Where's the fucking boat?

Got no fucking way out!

Stayed in the office again.

You know, I've had just about enough of you, you little Jew freak.

Shut the fuck up, both of you.

Here's the plan.

We're going back to camp.

We're all going to post guard.

And I'm going to find us a way off of this fucking island.

You saw that thing today, Kern.

You saw what it did to Hendricks.

Heidi, you shut the fuck up now.

Get going.

They wanted the lowest of the low.

And except for you, that's what they got.

They figured that if certain things came to light, they might need to take

measures to make sure that nothing leaked out.

You're all considered expendable.

Yes, sir.

Does that include you?

I guess it does now.

Who knows?

Maybe all along.

What about this thing we found today?

I only know the basics.

I know that it crash -landed in Arizona in 1955.

The military brought it here for study.

Somehow they managed to cover up the landing and the disaster that went on

later. Which was?

The life form.

Inside, the UFO went crazy. It started killing everyone on the island.

The government couldn't do anything to stop it.

They sent airplanes in. They covered up the UFO, the thing inside it,

with concrete.

Any survivors were left to die.

Yes, sir.

That's what they intend to do with us.

Maybe. But they didn't have any way to communicate.

Now, you're sure Guadino's not in on this?

I don't know.

Kern, aren't you still on the island?

I'm here, but Fetterman isn't. He stranded us.

He what?

Stranded us.

Sir.

I need transportation off the island as fast as possible. Do you copy?

Can you do that for me?

Yes, of course I can.

But what exactly happened?

What's going on?

If I told you, you'd never believe it. All right, hold your position and stay

this line.

We'll have you out of there as quickly as we can.

my ticket to the music center this evening. Are those 8 or 8 .30?

Are we being joined?

Well, the general said something about it.

No dice.

Oh, well, not to worry.

Okay, thank you.

That's it.

Just call me Gracie.

Come on, Twinkle Toes.

Fucking guy, you believe that? Fucking prick.

Go get Kern.

You be all right?

Get out of here.

Come here.

Come on, old man.

It's the old guy.

He's keeping his distance.

All these years he's been living here, he survived that thing. He survived

bombings. I bet you he's got a safety zone somewhere, you know, some kind of

shelter.

Maybe he's trying to lead us there.

How does it feel to be a piece of fucking bird?

I don't know. You tell me.

They could have radioed ahead.

Could have taken the jeep up later, but no.

Kind of always got to do what's the hardest.

Go find Banter. I'll stay with the old guy.

Fancy place you got here.

Hey. Need those pens.

Bunny.

Hey, that's a cute rabbit.

It's your little pet.

Yeah.

Roommate.

Just like this.

I got too much shit on me, Riley.

She's gotta be dead. I don't hear her screaming no more.

These must be old stag movies, huh?

That's how you went so long without sex, I bet.

I think it's pregnant.

Might be films of that research they were doing.

Come on, Riley, move your fat ass.

One second, one second.

I can't believe that fucking thing still works.

It's a good thing it's German.

Riechmann! Can you fix the fucking pokers, please?

I'm trying, all right?

Do that again and you are a dead old man.

That's him.

That's the old man.

Sure as hell looks that way.

It's the moon.

We sat there for a long time, nobody saying anything.

I kept thinking about what I'd seen that day.

The way this thing just didn't kill Hendrix.

It eviscerated him.

Which was exactly what we had done to its mate.

Couldn't figure out which was worse, it or us.

What are you doing?

What does it look like?

I'm going to find Banta, or at least her body.

Anybody care to join me?

Wish me luck.

Simplify.

Now watch your step. Once you get in this goddamn web, you don't get out.

I'm not going anywhere near those nasty things.

They're everywhere.

Tenet! I got it.

It's at 86 on the phone now.

What's that?

I'm out of here.

No, no, no, no.

I think that's Banta.

He's going up the tree for a better look. Give me cover.

Can you see anything, Lieutenant?

Yeah.

I can see.

It's torturing her like she's some kind of fucking toy.

That's what I'd want.

Fuck outta here.

Riley you put that gun away. I swear to Christ. I'll shoot you myself

They don't get here soon.

You can stick a fork in me. I'll be done.

Yeah, maybe I'm crazy.

But I'm more concerned about what the hell we're going to do when we get home

than how we're going to get there.

You know maybe about it, Joaquin. You were definitely out there.

Yeah, well, what do you think?

You think we're just going to go back to our same little lives?

Well, I know Fetterman, and I know what he's capable of. I know what he does to

people who know too much, and that means us.

I got the answer to that right here.

The camera?

We take this, and the film, and the papers the old man saved up, and we go

to the media.

They're not going to hurt anybody who's in the spotlight.

Let me see that.

You've been walking around all this time making a documentary, and I don't know

anything about this?

Yeah.

Freeman?

You're a genius.

I'm so happy we figured out next month, Lieutenant.

But we've still got right now to worry about. And I'm going to tell you

something. They are not coming for us.

What's that?

Guys, we got two choppers outside.

I've had a lovely time. I'd like to go now. Fuck it.

Cut. Don't.

Come on down.

There you go.

When we first discovered this thing, I remember Riley saying it was light

-sensitive. So maybe it was actually powered by solar energy.

Maybe that's why it landed back in 55 in a place where the sun was shining

bright. It was trying to recharge itself.

And then it made the mistake of thinking it could trust the people who'd

stumbled on it.

The same mistake I made with Fetterman.

Temporify.

Guard that with your lights.

We've got lots of timber out here on the beach.

Maybe we'll build ourselves a raft.

We can hold the engine out of the jeep.

Hook up a propeller. What do you think, Riley?

Don't all do respect, Lieutenant.

You're grasping at straws. Straws are the only thing we've got.

Well, building a raft takes time.

And we've got that thing rolling around.

And we'd just be getting started before it found us.

Jesus Christ, look at this. Hey!

Hey, hey, hey!

I've seen four.

Don't fuck with that shit.

Blow us all up.

Wait a second.

The old guy just gave me a great idea.

We did it!

Son of a bitch, we did it!

Let's just hope that fucking holds it. It worked for 40 years, didn't it? Come

on, let's get going.

Let's meet on vacation.

It's about what I said when my wife first left me.

You know, it took me months to admit she was even gone.

You were married?

She was a very good -looking woman, your wife.

I was in with an engaged one.

Right out of high school, to my high school sweetheart.

We both went into the service together.

Didn't work out.

He ran off with his platoon captain.

Pendleton have still not released the names of five Marines killed yesterday

an explosives accident.

The deaths came during a training session for bomb disposal.

The identities of those Marines and a Pentagon military advisor also killed in

the accident will be released pending notification.

God damn those dirty sons of bitches.

My parents are probably close to committing suicide right now.

Parents are probably celebrating.

I'm going to find those films.

They can dispute photographs, but they'll never explain away those films.

And I'm going to find them. I'll find them if it takes me all goddamn night.

Hey, Lieutenant.

You're really starting to stink, you know that?

You caught a whiff of yourself lately, Riley?

Oh, you're right.

How about we take a break, go down to the beach and take a little swim, huh?

We're going to be at the beach just as soon as we finish. I want to float this

thing right down the stream.

Come on, Lieutenant, 15 minutes.

What do you think, Watkins?

Want to go down and take a dip in the ocean?

With you?

Yeah.

Dressed in what?

I don't know. Don't you have a thong on under there?

Yeah, you wish.

Come on, Lieutenant, what do you say, huh?

Go ahead, be back in 15 minutes. Yes!

Want to come?

No, I got a lot of work to do.

Come on.

You're getting to be the only one I can count on.

What if?

You probably remember Lieutenant Johnson.

As a matter of fact, you probably know the rest of the team, too.

Wolf?

Wolf, come in, goddammit!

Sorry, sir. What is it, sir?

Two down.

Three others still alive.

Proceed with your... Roger. Heading out, sir.

Where are the others?

They're dead.

You're lying to me, aren't you?

No. No, they were all killed in the air raid.

Where are the bodies?

I'll show you.

I can't get out. No, hold on. Give me your arm. Give me your arm. I can't move

my fucking hands. We're going to get you out of here. Give me your hand. Fuck!

Come on, give me your hand. You're all stuck in shit, you asshole.

Get me out of here and kiss my ass.

Move!

There. In that cave. It was sealed up in the air.

Everyone died inside.

Johnson, get me some C4. Yes, sir.

How come you didn't get him out of there?

You had the explosives.

No,

sir. They had the explosives with them, sir.

Captain Fetterman.

Captain Fetterman.

Go for Fetterman.

We've got a situation here, sir.

Smythe is, well, he's stuck, sir, in some kind of web. What do you mean,

Well, I don't know, sir. It's like, it's just all sticky and I don't know. what

the hell's going on.

Do you have any idea what he's talking about?

No, sir.

Where are you?

Well, sir, I'm not sure. We crossed a stream. We're probably about three

-quarters of a mile from the pier, and I don't know. Well, that's real specific,

Nickel. Hold tight.

We'll be there ASAP. Yes, sir.

Johnson. Yes, sir.

I want you to blow a hole in that cave entrance.

Yes, sir. Move it!

I don't think I can do this. Sure you can.

It appears someone's been in here, sir.

I knew you were lying to me, Wyatt.

Last chance. Where are they?

They don't seem to be around here anymore.

Where the fuck is Fatterman?

They wanted me to take them to you, so I led them to the cave.

Don't move!

Freeze! Freeze right there. Do not move. Turn around. Turn around.

Get your hands behind you!

Wolf, what was that you were saying before that... What did you say?

that Smith ran into a web?

Yeah, I don't know what it was. It's some kind of sticky web or something.

Yes.

Yes, I see it now.

They're all over the place. Tell me about it. It's fucking everywhere.

Wolf, I want you to come and get me.

Do you read over?

I'll try, sir.

Fuck is going on here?

Fuck is going on here?

Just give me a second.

It's okay.

The camera's fine, Watkins.

I said the camera's fine.

Watkins.

Walk in, they're all going to find out.

Everybody's going to know.

Even if I've got to jam this right into their skulls, walk in.

That's far enough, Kern.

Now come on down.

They're all dead.

On every single fucking one of them dead. Just like you wanted.

I'm not talking about those worthless fucks with you! I'm talking about my

What happened?

What you spent 40 years trying to cover up. No.

I'm not going to be accountable for that.

That's why I'm taking you back with me to explain.

Why don't you just shoot me now, Fetterman?

Go ahead, wipe your slate clean. I'm too kind.

But you're my excuse, man.

I wonder what it was thinking.

I know what I'd like to believe.

That there might be hope yet for the human race.

He vanished almost the second we had to duck. One moment he was there, and the

next he's gone.

Unfortunately, I didn't take any pictures of him, but I can give you a

description.

If you could find him, he'd be the perfect corroboration.

Well, a corroboration would be very helpful, but I'm sure you realize...

This is going to be one tough sell.

But you've got to get a helicopter out to that island. I mean, the film, the

film will be there.

The webs, those bodies, it'll all still be there. If the government hasn't

already cleaned it up.

Yes! You will print the story.

If you can convince my editor the way that you've convinced me, sure.

Absolutely.

Well, coming up, we have Johnny Sunbeam with the weather and Teddy Lyons

backstage with last night's Grammy winners.

But first, more on the saga of Marine Lieutenant Martin Kern.

Kern, you'll recall, was reported dead in a freak accident at Camp Pendleton,

only to surface later with a bizarre story involving an unidentified flying

object and a cover -up plot by the federal government.

Well, a court -appointed psychiatrist has found that Kern is suffering from

paranoid delusion.

Moreover, the military has come forward with several witnesses who've testified

that Kern deliberately set the explosion at Camp Pendleton.

That explosion, you'll recall, killed five Marines.

and a visiting representative from the Pentagon.

In addition, photographs of the alleged UFO have been proven fraudulent.

They're lying.

They're lying.