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A B C A always B C closing. Always be
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closing.
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I don't understand what anything means.
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You want to learn the first rule you'd
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know if you ever spent a day in your
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life.
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What do you want me to do?
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Teach me. I want you to teach me.
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What do you mean? Can I talk to him
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about this?
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Yeah.
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Are you just talking about this or were
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we just talking about it?
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Yeah, we're just speaking about it.
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Speaking about an idea.
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What I hope I'm doing, and here's where
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your English papers got a point, is I'm
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responding to the will of the people.
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You laughing now.
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No, there are people out there. People
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who came here to know something they
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didn't know. Who came here to be helped.
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I've been in this business 15 years.
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What's your name?
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[ __ ] you. That's my name. I think you're
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angry.
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Oh, have I got your attention now?
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Good.
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They say when the student is prepared
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that the teacher appears. So, the same
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is true of most of the lessons you're
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going to learn uh in any I don't know if
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any art, but certainly in any craft.
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When you're ready to learn it, you will.
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if you want to and if you need to and if
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and and and if you don't want to and you
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don't need to, you ain't ready yet or
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maybe maybe you don't want to. I always
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say, you know, the arts is my experience
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is like running away to the circus. You
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know, if you got something to fall back
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on, the circus don't need you. The
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circus don't want you. You got to run
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away say, "Okay,
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I'll leave, but you're going to have to
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kill me."
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And what that's one of the great things
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I found in our in this wonderful bis
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show business and also in the movies is
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is the kid who shows up and says what
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can I do and you say nothing get out of
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here right the kid keeps coming back a
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week later you say for Christ sake
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you're going to get me a cup of coffee
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and get out of here right by the end of
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the third week you're saying where's
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that kid right and at the end of the
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movie you're saying kid what do you want
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to do next it's it's magnificent but I
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always thought that being a writer is a
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lot like being a beaver
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that beavers
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their teeth itch, right? And so that's
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why they cut down trees,
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right?
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Because that's the only thing that stops
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their their teeth from driving them
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crazy. And so I think that I'm kind of
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like, it's not the teeth, it's my
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consciousness. But it's the same thing.
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How can I get it to shut up for a while?
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Give it a different give it a problem
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that it likes, right? And so once in a
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while the problem that likes is
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unpleasant.
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But what else am I going to do? Well,
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I'm not going to play golf.
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I think I'm going to talk about kind of
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a unified field theory of aesthetics.
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And if anyone's still listening after
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that, um, you're probably even more
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caffeinated than I am. Um, so I've
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always been fascinated by the idea that
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there's exists a unified field theory of
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where we can regularize the way we
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perceive with the way that we write and
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write because we understand the way the
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human beings perceive
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and to apply and this theory I try to
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apply to
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the uh the performing arts. How do human
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beings perceive A plus B therefore C? we
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perceive in terms of cause and and
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effect. That's our survival mechanism.
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Therefore, any performing art has to
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take into account the way we perceive
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cause and effect. The best way that this
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describe the how this operates in drama
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is a plot. A plot is an exercise in
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cause and effect. So, that's what I'm
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going to be talking about. That's the
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way a plot works. That's the way a scene
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works. That's the way a movie script
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works. That's the way I talk to actors
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in terms of what does the character
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want? Why does he want it? What happens
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if he doesn't get it? Why now? Those are
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the questions I ask of everything.
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Over the years, I taught in a lot of
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different venues. I founded a couple of
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acting schools with my friend William H.
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Macy. One of them is is still operating
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in New York. It's part of the Atlantic
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Theater Company. I taught at all these
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hot shot universities uh as an
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instructor, guest lecture, blah blah
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blah. I taught private classes. And
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there was one group that was the only
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group I met that was significantly more
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intelligent in the universities was the
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kids at MIT because they were they
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knew how to be analytical
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and they were it was kind of like a po
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what they used to call like po uh poetry
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for physicists. So I was talking to them
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about my theories and they were used to
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being analytical saying okay let me test
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that out. Let me see if it jives with my
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experience. Let me see if I can practice
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it. If so, it's probably true. So, the
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guys at MIT, the guys and the girls at
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MIT didn't have any didn't have any
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preconceptions about drama. They were
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simply physicists. So, it was easy for
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them to say, "I get it. This guy's
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propounding a theory. Let me see if it
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makes sense." And so, I hope that's what
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you guys and girls would do, too. Say,
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"Okay, he's propounding various
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theories. Let me see if I follow them.
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Let me see if they jive with my
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experience. And if I practice them, let
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me see if they work. They say if you
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want to really learn something, teach
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it. So I I love teaching. I'm a
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Sagittarius. All Sagittariuses are
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teachers. I was born on November 30th,
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same day as Winston Churchill and Mark
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Twain, who are two of my idols. And one
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day before Woody Ellen, who's who's the
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third, and that's why I'm glad to be
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here.
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teaching a class this way was really
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interesting for me. I don't know if you
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walk away with anything other than
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thinking, oh, you know, he's moderately
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charming. You know, that might inspire
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me uh to look at his works or it might
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inspire me, you know, if that buffoon is
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going to waste my time for 6 hours. Let
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me see if I can do better. So I I would
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hope that you guys would would be
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encouraged to say if this class clown
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can do so well, you know, and get
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through life on just a shoe shine and
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smile for 50 years, hell, I'll try it,
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too.
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I'm David Mamemoth and this is my master
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class.
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