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You know that feeling when you start the
game first quarter and you get that

sensation in your throat? And then it
usually goes away. It hasn't gotten

This is Hot Ones Versus.

In front of these contestants is a stack
of deeply personal questions.

They can either tell the truth.

That's not fair!

Yes it is! Or suffer the wrath of the
last death.

Oh, she took it off the jacket!

Whoever eats the most wings loses.

This is Hot Ones Versus brought to you
by Secret Deodorant.

He smells spicy.

I know.

That's why the wings are. He smells
spicy, bro.

All righty.

The level of talent in the WNBA has
never been stronger.

Build out your dream starting five. That
goes 44 -0 or eat a death wing.

All right. All time. I'm going to go.

Maya Moore.

Maya Moore is just a straight -up
bucket, so she's going to get to it. I'm

to go Aja Wilson.

Aja, a winner, a bucket.

Tina Charles, just surrounded out, rim
protector, finisher.

Diana Taurasi and two bird. I mean,
like, Sue and DT, that's like the dream

backcourt. Respect to the OG, the people
who paved the way. I'm not there yet.

I'm just a little rookie, so three
valid. I think this is a great beginner

question for you, too. That was easy.

Give me an easy one, too.

We played together at UConn, one of the
most legendary college basketball

programs in the country.

Okay. Put our friendship in jeopardy by
selling me the three weakest parts of my

game.

You know what? I think I'm going to
answer this question.

I can't eat a wing.

I'm going to take pride in that.

I feel like because I know you,
especially this season when I was

against you, I feel like I kind of know
your tricks a little bit. Okay. I feel

like you're readable, scottable. Oh. If
you do your homework.

Okay. Very predictable.

Okay. Let me see.

You're very pass -first point guard.

So, obviously, being your teammate, we'd
love to see that. But, you know, we'd

rather the ball out of your hands.
Right, right, right, right. So, I'd say

that's my second one. Third one, a bit
of a crash out.

So, you just got to get in your head a
little bit.

These things that you think are, like,
my weakness, I would say are my

superpower.

Since it's the first card for each of
us, I'm going to let it slide. I mean,

maybe I don't have a left hand.

Like, I could have gave you that one.

See if I'm going to get you.

Wow, you have this many followers?

With over 7 million followers, you're
one of the most popular basketball

on social media. Since you're the
expert, tell us which player on the

is the most cringe on social. Give us a
T.

I don't like that.

We got spicy this round.

You know what? I kind of want to try,
Oli.

Okay. I love that for you. This is the
time we've all been waiting for.

I get to pick with sauce?

Oh, you're already sauce.

They're ready to go.

That's what that smell was.

I'm scared for you, actually.

You got it.

Ouch.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Wait, is it hitting you? Oh, my
God.

Immediately?

All right.

Wow. Good job. You felt like a champ.

You barely reacted, too.

Is it bad?

This is a wild card.

As professional athletes, we always need
to be quick on our feet. But in this

game, we're testing our hands.

Whoever catches the most falling batons
wins.

Loser eats a wing.

I'll go first.

Oh, the game.

All right. This is bad.

We can put the chair back.

I'll take it. Woo!

Three, two, one. I'm nervous.

Go.

Oh, yeah.

What?

Oh, yeah.

Time breaker.

Time breaker.

All right. We both have to eat only.

Okay. Holy.

Look at the juiciness.

I took a bite.

I think my mouth is still recovering
from last time.

It's tickling a little bit in the back.

Look at your fingers.

Okay,

that one, at first, it wasn't bad. Hold
on, hold on. Yeah, it's starting to kick

me in the back.

Okay, okay.

This is the friendship test.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm going to write down my answer, and
you're going to have to guess my

response. Guess wrong and eat a death
wing.

Who's my favorite basketball player of
all time?

Okay, let's go. Oh, no.

I feel like you got this.

Come on, Paige, lock in.

If you don't got this, then we're not
friends. All right, ready? Three, two,

one.

I've overly locked in.

Thank God. Thank you.

Keisha's my go. I've been watching him
since.

before I even started playing
basketball, so it helped me fall in love

game. Peach just has a great mindset and
a true competitor.

I just got a channel to enter, like,
Mamba mentality to try to get through

hot one because my mouth is still on
fire and you don't look like you're

too good.

Friendship says... Ooh, okay. It's no
secret that I have a major sweet tooth.

What kind of candy is most likely to be
in my gym bag?

You like a lot of different ones.

I think I got it, though. If I get this
actually right, this might be a bonus.

Because I switched it up. I know, that's
what I'm saying.

This is a good question.

It is.

There's a lot of options.

All right, ready? Three, two, one.

Dang,

that's what I wrote down first, but then
I was like, nah.

That's all I'm saying.

Good bite, good bite.

Okay.

It didn't hit me as hard as the first
one. Stay humble.

Stay humble.

I'm so excited to stay humble.

Woo!

Could you do like the fire coming out of
the mouth?

Dragon.

See, I almost went with the nerd gummy
clusters, but I felt like it was going

be a little bit easy, so I went with
another solid option at the sweet tart.

I went with the blue.

Yeah, I mean, you were almost right
there.

We're both two wings down.

My nostrils are burning.

I have some secret clinical buzzer
beater berry deodorant. I'm going to

my nose up. Oh.

Yeah, that's good. That hits the spot
right there.

But yeah, I smell the berry. Yeah.

It's a good little scent.

I think we need to do like bigger bites
from here on out. If we're really going

for it, I'm going to need you to go for
it too.

I am. I got you. Because I'll tear it
down.

As professional.

Basketball players, we are role models
for kids everywhere.

Put your reputation at risk by sharing
your wildest party story from our

days. Ooh, I love this one.

And don't hold back.

The people want to know.

Like, aren't I a human at the end of the
day?

Of course.

Can I not have a little fun?

Yes, we listen and we don't judge.

Should I tell them about the time you
fell asleep on a tire? Okay, we're not

throwing me into it.

We're not throwing me into it.

craziest we got into yeah we had a ball
we did we had a time a timeless ad for

sure should we disclose i feel like some
stuff that happened in stores has got

to stay in stores respectfully and i
think you should hit this which

l i gotta take no some some things

everybody don't gotta know i respect
your decision

i'll go too oh wow She's really going
in.

She's thinking about it.

Reaching for the napkin.

Head starts spinning.

It's crazy because... Why they got to
ask me that?

They knew who to ask. Oh, she took it
off the jacket.

Was it bad?

I'm starting to sweat.

And I took my jacket off.

This is my secret ingredient.

Oh.

As a Kobe super fan, let's test your
mama mentality.

I'll read a quote and you tell me if
Kobe said it or not. Get one wrong and

eat a wing.

Okay. You have to work hard in the dark
to find the light. You have to work hard

in the dark to find the light.

Give me a hint.

I'll help you. It's the first one. I'm
leaning towards yes.

Or go with your gut.

Okay. Then yes.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

Okay.

You're right. Okay, good.

When I foul, I'm going to make sure you
know I'm fouling.

I feel like if you said that, there
would be more to it.

What does your gut say?

You're about to give me hits, bro,
because you're throwing me for a loop.

I'm going to say no, he didn't say that
one.

Good. Good, good, good, good, good. Good
answer, good answer. All right. What

stands in the way becomes the way.

No. Okay.

Good. Yeah. Three for three. Three for
three.

These are like one -liners here.

Okay, so it's been Kobe. It's been two
non -Kobe's. So what do you think it's

going to be next?

Give me the liner. Okay, that was a good
hit. That was a good hit. We are what

we repeatedly do.

Excellence, then, is not an act, but a
habit.

I'm going to say that it was Kobe.

No!

I switched the order on you!

Wow. Gotcha.

I'll let you get three in a row.

Because I'm like that. No, it's too
easy.

This is like third quarter.

Yeah.

Give me a little corner.

Wow.

That was a good bite, I'm not gonna lie.
Might as well just finish it.

Oh yeah, that's gonna smack you.

You know that feeling when You start the
game first quarter and you get that

sensation in your throat. And then it
usually goes away. Yeah, it hasn't

away.

It's all about your mindset.

Yeah, it is the mindset.

It's not killing you.

It's not. It's not.

I got this.

We're going to play word association.

I'm going to say a name. You give me the
first word that pops into your head.

You ready? Yeah.

Andrew Reeves.

Transformational. Kaitlyn Clark.

Buck. DC.

Goated. Judy Watkins.

Cold as hell.

Coach.

Menace. That's a good one.

And your favorite person of all time,
Ali Edwards.

Amazing.

Does it go up?

You do not want to clap your hands for
that. Why?

It's tradition around here to put a
little extra on the last wing. You and

opponent can add an extra dab to your
final wings now. So we both got her

You know that meme where it's like all
the math equations around? That's

literally it.

Yeah. Okay, let's see which one. This
one's called the last dab.

I feel like if anything has like a
warning label on it, run to it, not away

it. You do me and I'll do you. Put some
muscle into it.

No,

no, no, no way. Put it on a different
way. That's, I can, oh, oh, I'm done.

Yeah, mm -hmm.

You're bugging, you're bugging.

Good, good pour.

In this final round, powered by secret
deodorant, We're turning up the heat

a head -to -head shootout. Whoever can
stay fresher under pressure and sink

shots before the clock runs out wins.

Loser eats a death wing. Get into
hooping.

Now, since we're tied, you know we gotta
have a tiebreaker.

Ready? Three, two, one.

You start early.

Yeah.

Where's the ref?

Bro. What you mean? There's a lot of
fouling going on.

Wow.

She's crashing out guys. Crashing out.

Nah.

Are you serious?

This thing's broken.

I really took the L on that one.

My fault that I stayed fresher under
pressure.

Oh, okay. That's all, though. My fault.

Since everyone says that you're the best
teammate ever, I think it's only fair

that we both take away. Hold on, hold
on. This is my biggest weakness of my

game, right?

Right.

On the court.

Oh, okay. Yes, on the court.

Cheers.

I think this is a mistake. Yeah. Yeah.

You guys want ice cream? Ice cream?

Yeah, ice cream. Coming in.

Thank you.

What flavor is this?

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

I don't think I could do that again.

Good once -in -a -lifetime experience.

Yeah.

I appreciate you riding with me. We had
a good sport.

L4 for life.

L4 for life.

I'd like to thank the Hot Ones versus
Academy for this award.

It was better than I expected.

It still hit me hard.

And whenever you think you can't do
something, you can do it. You might cry.

You might have a runny nose. You might
need some milk.

But you will always get there. Always.
You will always get there. And I still

smell good, so. The secret recipe to
success, buzzer beater berry.

Woo! Great job, guys. Good job.

What you got?

I think it's... Did you like it? Oh,
yeah.

I feel like I just can't stick my face
in it.

Why they gotta ask me that?