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Qi.shi.tong.shi.1983

Lee San

Business is not good I can't afford to pay you Sir

You stupid fool

What did I do wrong?

You know the rules.

If you want to do business here then you must pay

Son of a bitch

Mr Ho, we've been caught

How could you have been so careless?

We're sorry sir...They are very cunning

Take a rest

Yes sir

So you're one of General Chin g's men. lam here to kill you.

Don't talk nonsense. I have nothing to do with General Ching, lam just a business man. Do you understand?

You can't fool me. You are going to regret the day you were born

I'm sorry but you don't intimidate me

You damn idiot

Mr Ho, are you alright?

Don't disturb me again

You will pay for this

What are we going to do?

We can't give up. We have to fight them

But I'm afraid that...

Don't be scared. If we stick together we can beat them

Master, General Ching was not there but I did meet Mr. Ho

Really?

Yes. He could be trouble. We need to get rid of him

But you aren't his equal, he defeated you

Yes sir that is true. He has perfected his Eight Chopper Fist technique and I was no match for him. Forgive me Master

Don't worry about it

ls there any information from General Ching?

Yes, he is pleases to hear you have tracked down Eagle Tae and hopes you will be able to retrieve the lost treasure Rom him

ls there anything else?

The people are in support of General Ching and alter the treasure was lost they donated all that they had to the General

That is good news. When you go back tell him the mission will soon be finished

I will. I was also told that someone will be sent here to help assist you

Thank you very much indeed

We bid you welcome Mr. Chun San Dun

What kind of a welcome is this

Sir

What's going on outside?

A man has entered the grounds

What use are all my men if just one man can make you so scared!

But he's an extremely good fighter Sir

Then I'd like to meet him

Really?

Yes, so I can teach him a lesson.

Welcome my friend

Are you talking to me?

It seems your skill really is as good as I have heard

And expensive! But I always get the job done

Money is not a problem. I will pay whatever it takes

Tell me, who do you want me to kill?

He's called Fat Ho, General Ching's right hand man.

He's disguised as a business man but is an expert in Eight Chopper Fist Kung Fu

He's disguised as a business man but is an expert in Eight Chopper Fist Kung Fu

Killing him won't be a problem

I'm glad to hear that. I want you to kill him as soon as possible

It will be easy. From now on you have nothing to worry about

I'll kill anyone who dares to go against me and that is the reason I hired you

I won't disappoint you

What do you want?

Someone has paid me to kill you.

Who is he?

That's none of your business. You're General Ching's right hand man?

Yes I am. It's Eagle Tae who has sent you to kill me isn't it?

Even if I tell you who sent me you still have to die

C'mon then, try your best

Your Eight Chopper Fist Technique won't save you this time!

Today is the day that you are going to die

You swine! If you kill me God will have no mercy upon you.

You stupid old man

Go to hell!

You fool

Father, Father!

Your Father died with honour...

You must disguise yourself.

Eagle Tae will be looking for you and will kill you too.

I know what I must do

Come on. come on. Take it.

Damn thief. I'll teach the bastard a lesson

Come on, come on. Take it, take it

Hold it. How dare you try to steal my chickens. Give it back to me or else!

Put this animal back in the coop! Immediately, you hear?!

You're a thief

You dare call me a thief? Is it your chicken?

I swear to you this is my buddy, my travel companion, it's mine.

A traveling companion? Are you playing with me?

Haha, not at all. It's a young girl, she's pretty isn't she?

What!

You two. . .stop there

Good day sir

If you want to pass you must pay the toll fee

I understand sir...But we haven't got much money

Then you can't pass!

Help me

Hey, Do you know what you're doing is against the law?

You foolish beggar

Do you want to die!

You two aren't going to beat an old man like me are you?

Why can't you mind your own business

You are nothing but thieves and neither of you scare me

Stupid old fool

You are getting what you deserve.

This is the Kung Fu I learnt from the Shaolin Temple Chief.

So you still want to fight do you?

The only thing I need to teach you both a lesson with are these chopsticks and spoons

Go to hell with your Shaolin Kung Fu

Thank you very much Sir

Forget it, it's my pleasure. Take care of yourselves and be careful. Now be on your way

Thank you very much. Goodbye

Hey, wait a minute

Can you tell me which is the way to Dragon Town?

It is straight over there

Hey. Thank you very much. Goodbye

Both of you take care and be careful.

Pots for sale. Pots for sale

You rascal.

Come back here!

I will call the police.

Fortunetelling. Fortunetelling

You have a very good future ahead of you

Crazy old guy. I don't believe in such nonsense

This looks like a good place for business

Fortune telling... Do you want to kn ow your futu re?...

I can predict trouble will be coming your way soon

You can't do business here without a permit

I don't give a damn about a permit!

How dare you. You old fool

Chris Flice

That should teach you a lesson

Thank you very much

Welcome. Please take a seat

Good to see you

Try your luck and put your money on. Come on!

Any more bets? Go ahead, try your luck.

OK no more bets.

Where will it be? Not in the first, not in the second, here it is!

Don't get depressed. Come on

I've lost my money, I shouldn't gamble. God damn it!

What? You've lost all the money?

What's wrong? ls there anything I can do to help?

How can you help us, you're just a beggar?

Don't worry and don't look down on me. I may be a beggar but I can help you

I've gambled all my money and I've lost everything, all 300 dollars! Now I have nothing

Trust me. I'll help you get all your money back. It won't be a problem. Believe me

Is this true?

What do you want?

Give me some money to bet with and I will win back everything you have lost. Have faith in me

I've got nothing

Here

Don't worry. I'll be back soon

You stupid woman! How can you believe a beggar and give him our money?

He looks a lot smarter than you do

Oh yeah?

Come on, look at it very carefully.

Alright, put your money on it

Number one

Not the right one. Put your bets on.

Come on.

Okthafs it, no more bets. Nowwheres the ball? The first, the second or third?

Let's see where it is

Are you going to pay me right now?

Here's your winnings

Thank you.

Looks as if I'm going to win all you money

Come on, come on, what are you waiting for? Lets play again

Alright! Follow the ball carefully

I'm going to bet all my money once

Witch one is it going to be, tell me

number three

So you think you're very clever...

but you don't stand a chance. No more bets

Open up the cup?...

What's wrong with you?

Alright!

I win again.

Have I done anything wrong?

My men e)'

Wait a moment.

Now, aren't you going to pay?

Dirty old beggar. Here take it all

Thank you.

If you can't earn a living at this then be a beggar like me.

If you can't earn a living at this then be a beggar like me.

It's better to be a beggar than a swindler

What? Me be a beggar like you!

Th afs right

Now be on your way

Thank you

If you want to be a beggar come along with me and I will teach you. Come on, lets go

We'll see!

Hey, what do you want?

Nothing. I'm just looking

Smells good

Gentlemen. Excuse me but can you lend me just one dollar?

Go away!

Have mercy on the poor. That's why you've only got one eye

And lost all the money that you cheated

You talk too much. Tell me where the other beggar went otherwise you're gonna die. Now tell me where he went!!

Hey, if you really want to kill me then you will be sorry later, you know I am tough don't you

You idiot

You really want to fight with me do you? Aren't you afraid?

Sit down for a while. Don't you like it?

That was a good kick but I am much better. Do you want me to show you?

I've got to go now

What's the matter with you all? Do you want to continue?

You really like to get heart don't you. okay fall on the ground!

What are you laughing at? don't you know you've got a lazy big mouth, I will make it small for you

lam only trying to help you so stop fighting. I have no time for this nonsense

See you again

From now on this place is under my control.

This is against the law

You know there's no law in this place

Why can't you just leave us alone and let us do our business?

You better keep your mouth shut

I'll kill anybody who goes against me. Watch them carefully

Yes Master

You should all be ashamed. You're nothing but crooks!

What's that?

You want me to repeat it?...

You're all criminals. Is that clear?

Welcome Sir. Have a seat please

I don't have time

Welcome. Won't you have a seat

Heyyou...

Did you see anyone come in here?

He's not here.

Come on, lets go

Excuse me Sir, we're closed

We don't care

He's not bad...Who are you?

I'm a new here

I don't like this idiot. Get your boss and bring him here

Ok...I'll go and get him

Are you both 0k? ls there something wrong?

Damn it. Beat him!

You don't stand a chance against me. Now leave

Get out! Stupid idiots trying to take me for a fool.

If they ever come back again I'll kill them

Get out!

Let me explain

Now we're in a lot of trouble. How could you be so stupid?

But it's n ct my fault

I don't want to hear it. Get out!

If you fire him then I'll quit too

Don't. Come back

You stupid fool. This is all your fault...Lily, Lily

Take her away

Help, help

Help, help

Ricerca dappertutto

Put me down. Stop it, let me go!

Look at this idiot

What are you trying to do to this young lady? Why are you trying to kidnap her don't you?

It's none of your business

Well done!

Here I am. Come on

Oh, sorry

That's alright

Go on. Get out of here

Do you hate my Father?

Why do you ask me such a silly question? He's really not that bad, just a little mean to his workers

But he's nice to me

Of course he is, you're his Daughter

So that means he should be nice?

Go back to your Father and tell him that I quit.

I've got no interest in working in his restaurant any more.

You take care of yourself. I hope to see you again sometime.

Wait, you can't leave like this. Come back, come back. Damn you, you're nothing but a stupid fool

If you dress in those kind of clothes people will think that you are an exorcist.

Am I right?

How do you know the Eight Chopper Fist technique?

That's none of your business and I won't tell you

Can you tell me where Ho Fat has gone?

His skill is very good now. You are no match for him

I don't want to fight with you.

I just want you to tell me where I can find Fat Ho

I won't tell you anything. I have no idea who you are and I don't trust you.

Unless you can prove to me who you are I won't tell you anything...

What Are you afraid of me?

So that's your style of Kung Fu.

IS it like that?

I will show you!

What a strange man he is.

Thank you for saving me

I'll follow you to hell and back again

Does General Ching know what happened?

Yes, he is worried

Really? Too bad

I know what to do

Uncle Wong

It's such a beautiful day but it's too hot to sit inside.

Hey, don't you feel hot and thirsty too?

Unbearable isn't it...

Why don't you have a rest and relax

Wait here and be quiet

Send some more men to find him. I want his son dead no matter how it's done

I will do it myself

Excuse me sir

Come in

The Ginseng merchant has arrived. He's waiting outside sir

Send him in immediately and tell him only to bring the best to me.

Have you got that?

Yes Sir

What a magnificent house...

Hello, my name is I'm Chuk Sing...

why don't you take a rest

It's a great honourto see you Sir.

My name is Chuk Sing, I am known all over the country for only selling the very best Ginseng

Make sure you offer me only the best or you will be in trouble I assure you

Of course Sir.

This Ginseng is three hundred years old. It cannot be exposed to daylight too long as it may damage it

How much is it?

I'm sorry but it is so rare and expensive I cannot sell it for money but I am willing to exchange it for gold

Alright, I'll pay you one hundred teals of gold for it

One hundred teals of gold?

Isn't it enough?

You have made me a very good offer

and I am willing to make a deal with a gentleman such as yourself.

You are a generous man

Then it's a deal

Thank you very much. If you need some more I can get it for you. This Ginseng will make you very strong

What's going on? Why are we stopping here?

Get out of there

Ok, put me dovm please.

What do you want fl'om me? Are you going to rob me?

If you don't want to get hurt then give me the gold

Just you few lousy crooks... there's no way you can do that

Hold it!

But I can give you something forties, for all of you. Is that alright, it's free.

(Laugh !)

Don't laugh so loud... you don't know what it is yet do you?

I'll teach you a lesson first!

Get out of my sight and don't let me see you around here again!

Fat Ho has taught him well

Would you please give this to Uncle Wong for me

Yes Sir. Let's go

Ok I better put it up there

That's a very good idea, I must beware of him

What? You stupid idiot.

How could you come back without the gold!

Quickly tell Chun to do it for me...

Get my gold back!

Yes

I won't give my gold to anyone, Do you uderstand!

I like Ginseng when its free of charge

My God, you scared the life out of me!

It's so hot in there. How much longer do I need to hide for?

What are you looking at? You pervert

Come on, eat something...Good girl.

Try to eat some more

Has that young man come back yet?

Who are you talking about?

She means my assistant at the restaurant

Shut up...Don't mention him

I'm going to look for him

Thank you very much, you've have helped me a lot

Never mind, it's my pleasure

It's three hundred years old and cost me a hundred teals of gold

Well it's not worth it sir!

What did you say? What do you mean ifs worthless?

It's a common type of Ginseng that only costs a few dollars. You've been cheated sir

God damn idiot!

You've been cheated by that son of a bitch

Excuse me Master...

There is someone here that wishes to see you

Who are you and what do you want?

If I bring you the Ginseng dealermmo cheated you how much will you pay me?

Tell me who you are

Don't ask too many questions...

I'm not here to cause trouble

Were glad to know that. and we really want to believe you

I'm a betrayer. an assassin and an exorcist

An exorcist...Then you can command the souls of the dead?

Yes, it's my speciality

Tell me where he is

How much are you prepared to pay?

Whatever it costs

Ok I trust you. I'll bring him to you and then you can pay me

Are you sure you can you do it?

Yes

Then you can have my head

You better tell me what happened

I managed to run away but Uncle Wong got caught and pulled back into the house...

They've got many people

The gold is still there but I don't know if Uncle Wong is dead or alive

Tomorrow you must go and stay with yourAunt...

You will be safer there...

I will contact you once everything has settled down. Please listen to your me.

'R's for your own good

Yes

Who are you trying to fool,

I know it's you under that disguise...

You really going to walk away from me?...

You're not the only man in this worid...

You'll see

Hey lady, you're going to the wrong place

The ladies toilet is over there

But I can't wait any longer

There's someone in there

So you've fin ally finished

Stop snoring. Wake up!

Don't bother me, let me sleep

You can sleep but wait here for me

Now get back into your own clothes

That's my ovm business

I'm going to take a bath so be ready for when I get back

He's so smart, but he doesn't seem like me

Now come out and work for me

Now behave yourself if you don't want to die

please open it

Someone is playing a joke on you

Really

The next coffin you see will be for you

God damn you

Why are you laughing?

I'll make that son of a bitch stand in front of me now

I hope you do it, pretty good for me this time

You will see what I am going to do with them now

I will put them all to death

Listen carefully.

I'll kill you one by one until you tell me the tmth.

Tomorrow another one of you will die

Why don't you say something?

We've simply got to do something

That's right we've got to tell them the truth

Please help us

I uderstan d that...

you are all innocent

but he's my Nephew, how can I betray him?

I simply can't do a thing like that.

How can all of you treat him so badly?

His Father helped you a lot

He's now an orphan and needs a lot of pity

but he is still brave enough to fight against them

and it's all for you people here.

Why can't you support him when he needs your help?

Tell me!

Don't you understand, a union can make everything strong. powerful, indestmctible.

If we are united he can't kill us all

Thank you for making me a meal

It's still hot, help yourself

Let's eat together

Thanks

My Teeth

Sorry, I thought I got them all out

Just a bad tooth, I'm glad it's gone now

Really? I'm glad that you're not blaming me

You know I'm really very fond of you and if you asked me to marry you I would say yes

What did you say? You want to get married?

Tell me where that beggar is. If you don't then I will kill you

I really don't know sir

Alright, Alright

Thank you sir, thank you

Take a look around men, look carefully

Yes Sir

Hey, here I am...

I heard you are looking for me... so I am standing right here

but I'm gonna deal with all of you dogs.

Come on catch me!

That's the only chance your only gonna get do you uderstand

Get him!!

Wait, I'm over here! Come back, come back

The place where you're all standing will be where you are going to die

Idiot

Idiot, I will tell you who is gonna be the real idiot, its gonna be you guys

Get him!

Come on then

Well done

He's as good as Fat Ho

Mr. Ching

you have learnt a lot from your Father.

I'm so happy you can take care of yourself

don't forget your Father's death

I know. I'll find the murderer and take revenge for him

Now you see

Fat Ho has got such a good and clever boy

We've no need to worry about him anymore

Be careful. I've got to hurry back but if you need me just tell Uncle Wong ok!

Alright, I've got to go now

You're not going any\M1ere...So you're the beggar...You killed the exorcist too didn't you?

In modo da siete il mendicante...

You killed the exorcist too didn't you?

Exactly I did...

do you think your Kung Fu better than that crazy exorcists?

You'll follow him if you try to kill me

I'll tell you one thing, you're older than me and not as powerful, you are simply not my match

You better take a rest 0k!

Do you know why he hasn't come back yet?

No, I'll go and find out

You stupid fool. I'm right here. Come and get me, come on

Your so big, but your quit a fast pig aren't you

You son of a bitch

You'll pay for this. I'll get you

Tell me what happened

That's good, your gonna die here

You stupid lousy beggar I'll make you pay for all you've done to me

You won't get away with it

You've caused me a lot of trouble I'me sick of you!

I will torture you slowiy, until I want you to go to hell

That's good, I don't fear anything!

I don't think so, you're very frightened. you can't fool me

I don't think so, you're very frightened. you can't fool me

You'll soon find out

Oh no

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