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A woman's 40th birthday is a big deal.
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Huge.
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It's the age at which you officially
become a MILF.
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At least, that's what I want for my
friend, Penny.
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We've been together ever since we met in
a Mommy and Me yoga class, like, 20
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years ago.
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And I adore her, but sometimes, to be
perfectly honest, she can be really
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fucking uptight.
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I've decided to fix that.
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Yes. Yes.
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You're a pretty princess for your
birthday.
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It's dorky. It's silly.
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It's silly.
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I mean, it's pretty, but I can't. It's
silly.
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It's just not for me.
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I'm ready to go.
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Oh, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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No. No, what no? What's wrong?
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To all of this. No to all of this.
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You're a MILF now. You have to dress a
little bit sexier.
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Well, okay, well, this is what I have,
so.
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Or is it?
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Ta -da!
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Um.
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What is it?
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Axel's latest cute little girlfriend had
this on, and it was so hot, so I asked
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her where she got it, and I bought one
for you.
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Ryan, I can't wear the same stuff that
your stepson's little girlfriend's wear.
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This is for, like, a college girl.
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No, it's not.
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I can't wear that. Come on.
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It's not enough.
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I'm going to be hanging out of this.
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That's kind of the idea.
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You're loose now!
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Okay, alright, alright. I will put it on
just for the night, okay?
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Oh, it's exciting!
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You're gonna look so good.
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Why does your stepson always date girls
that dress like sluts?
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What do you mean, slut?
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What? Nothing!
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So don't wear one.
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Oh.
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Dude, I can't believe you talked me into
this, man.
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We're not supposed to be here.
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Fine.
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What if our stepmoms find out?
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Dude, they're not going to find out.
They're out doing boring mom stuff.
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I just don't like lying to my mom, man.
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It's her birthday.
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That's a weird thing to say.
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What if they don't even let us into the
club, dude? We're barely 21.
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What about your girlfriend?
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Listen, this place is crawling with
cougars, and they all love to suck cock.
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What?
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Yeah, dude, they can't get enough of it.
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Really? Yes, when's the last time you
had a girl begging to pull your dick
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Where are we supposed to go, anyway?
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Look, I think it's this place.
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All the women are dressed so slutty.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah, imagine her on her knees begging
you to pull your dick out of your pants.
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That does sound pretty fun, dude.
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What sounds fun?
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What the... Mom?
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Oh, my God.
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Hi, sweetie. What are you doing here?
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Uh, me and Max were actually just about
to go to the club.
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Same.
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Hey, Maxie.
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Hi, Kaylee.
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No, no, I... No. No, I can't.
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Fuck,
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dude. I told you, bro. Fuck.
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I guess I better go calm her down and go
talk to Maxie. He seems stressed.
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Yeah. You look so good in this color.
Thank you. It matches my panties.
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Okay, I... I shouldn't be here. I
shouldn't be here. I should be at home
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husband, wearing something appropriate
for my age so that my son doesn't...
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stepson?
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Diane!
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What?
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I'll go talk to them.
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What are you going to say?
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I don't know. I'll calm Max down a
little bit. I'll scold Axel.
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I don't think you've ever even said no
to Axel. I can be very strict.
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No, no, no, no, dude. That was my mom.
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My mom.
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I know. She was busting out of that
dress. Honestly, I was bricked up.
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What the fuck, dude?
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Just saying.
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Oh.
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No, don't answer, dude.
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Hi, boys.
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I thought you were staying on campus
this weekend studying.
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Yeah, sorry about that, Mom.
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Max, are you okay, honey?
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No, I'm so fucking embarrassed.
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You're really just like your mother.
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Yeah, you want me to go check on her?
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No! Pervert, leave her alone.
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Max, why are you embarrassed?
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Because she was wearing that dress.
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She shouldn't be dressed like that.
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Like a slut?
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Ugh.
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Max, I dress like that.
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What?
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Does it bother you when I dress like
this? Nope.
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Do you mind that I dress like this?
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Miss Keely... Look, I'm trying to get
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your mom to loosen up a little bit.
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I think it would be good for her.
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I think it would be good for you, too.
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Don't you want your mom to feel good?
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Don't you want to feel good?
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I guess so.
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Be a good boy.
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Say yes.
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Yes.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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oh my god oh
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my
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god
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oh my god
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Is this you talking to the boys, Ryan?
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What? Is this you dealing with them?
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I guess. Oh, my God.
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Yes.
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I'm very scared now.
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Mommy left you.
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It's all her fault. She talked me into
this.
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It's for your own good.
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You're both of your own good.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh God,
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this is really nice.
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you're a dirty boy you're a bad
influence on my son
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Oh, wow.
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You look so humble.
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Give your mommy a birthday thank you.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Can you stretch out that type of thing?
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Oh, yeah, put that cock inside her.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's so fucking pretty.
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Yeah, that's it. Oh, my God, sir.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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You know it wouldn't be a birthday
without party fever.
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Wait, what?
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It wouldn't be a birthday without party
fever.
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Where did you get that?
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Come here, mommy.
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Let's celebrate your birthday properly.
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Yeah.
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Number one mommy.
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Where's your mommy's hair at?
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Yes.
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Wow. I've never seen you like this.
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Happy birthday, sweetheart.
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Interesting stuff you have in here,
Ryan.
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No, you have them. Some interesting
things that you have in here.
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Stop.
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She said she wanted to loosen you up.
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I want you to stretch
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me
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out baby.
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I want you to stretch me out.
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Oh, fuck. That feels good.
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Oh, that feels really fucking good.
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You never say no to him, Ryan. You never
say no to him. You let him do whatever.
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No.
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Fuck,
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yes. Yes.
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Yes. Oh, my God, yes.
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It feels so good. It feels so good.
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Your pants are tight.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh, fuck. Yes, yes. Yeah, give me a
fucking push. Uh -huh. Give me a fucking
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push. Uh -huh.
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Oh, look at this. Give me a come on.
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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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Give me some of your sweat, mama.
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Oh, fuck.
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I'm gonna fight this dirty. I'm gonna
fight this dirty. Oh, fuck.
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Yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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this looks so good. Your holes look so
good.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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shit.
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You're such a bad influence, Ryan.
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You're such a bad influence.
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Look at what you made my boy do.
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I know.
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Oh, God.
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Look at him. He's never going to be the
same.
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You're welcome.
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He looks so much better, though.
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He looks so great.
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What is my husband going to say when
I...
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What is it, a bunny flop?
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He's not going to notice.
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He's not going to notice.
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Come
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here,
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Mom. I'm going to fuck you from the
back.
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Oh God, right there.
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I feel like we could've picked up some
guys who weren't, you know.
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I feel like we could've picked up some
guys who weren't, like, our sons.
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I'd say a bird in hand, but we've got
two in the bush.
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Oh my god!
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Don't do it. You saved that fucking
comment. It's her birthday.
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You saved that fucking comment.
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oh you're gonna come
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You were so good. And now I saw you
shoving your tongue at my ass and
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out my pussy.
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I thought you were a nice girl.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck, yeah.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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You don't have to tell them anything.
Give me your secret.
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That's really the best way.
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You don't want to be able to see it.
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I knew I should have taken this trip
with my sister.
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This is awesome dude. This is fucking
dope for sure.
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Oh, fuck, that is so hot.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck you.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Mom, you put it in your ass.
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Oh,
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fuck. It's her birthday. We have to give
her whatever she wants.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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oh my god oh my god you really loosened
her up
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Like a birthday thing, maybe?
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Fluffy, no.
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Okay. Oh, yeah, where's the birthday
cake?
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I think you're fucking it. What?
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Ryan, what are you doing?
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Ryan, what are you doing?
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Give me what you wanted.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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that's the birthday cake.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday, dear Penny.
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Happy birthday to you.
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00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:22,960
Yes.
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00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,220
That's mommy.
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00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,580
Thank you, Ryan, for loosening me up.
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00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:38,840
Holy shit.
273
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,460
Oh, my God.
274
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,980
Well, this changes what I was going to
do for your birthday.
275
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:54,840
Holy shit.
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00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:57,120
Mom, your lips are pretty.
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You guys want to go to the club?
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00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,520
I think the milks at home are better.
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