Original subtitles

[Music]

♪ Got a date with Daisy ♪ ♪ Daisy ♪ ♪ Daisy ♪

♪ Six nights still to go ♪

[Laughing]

[Deep sigh]

[Music]

[Clock chiming]

7:30. Oh boy, oh...

Wha? I'm busted! For goodness sake.

Oh me, oh my, oh my. I'm financially embarrassed.

[Groans]

Uh oh.

[Voice in Donald's head]: There's the answer to your problem, pal.

[Music]

[Coins rattling]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I can't do that.

[Voice in Donald's head]: Go on. You got a date, ain't ya? You're broke, ain't ya?

No. No, no. Not that. No!

[Voice in Donald's head]: Nobody's going to know. Take it.

[Straining]

[Voice in Donald's head]: Atta boy.

[Voice in Donald's head]: Atta boy.

[Evil laughter]

[Voice in Donald's head]: Watch it, pal

[Nephews Yelling]

[Donald mumbling to self]

[Music]

[Nephews yelling]

[Nephews quack in unison]

[Whistling]

[Nephews]: What you doing, Unca Donald?

...

[Voice in Donald's head]: Get those kids to bed.

Get. to. bed.

[Voice in Donald's head]: Get 'em to scram.

Scram!

[Huey]: Bless Daisy. [Dewey]: Bless Unca Donald. [Louie]: Amen.

...

[Voice in Donald's head]: Ah, think of that date with Daisy. Remember, anything

[Voice in Donald's head]: worth having is worth working for. Try the saw.

[Sawing sounds]

[Voice in Donald's head]: Hurry up, stupid. We ain't got all night.

I'll unplug you.

...If it's the last thing I do!

[Crash!]

[Voice in Donald's head]: Neat job, pal.

Money. Money. Money! Money! I'm Rich!

[Nephews]: Unca Donald...

[Voice in Donald's head]: Uh-oh. Those kids again!

[Nephews]: Unca Donald...

[Nephews]: Unca Donald...

Yes, boys?

[Nephews]: Shame on you.

[Gulp!]

[Nephews]: You forgot to kiss us goodnight.

Phew!

[Kisses]

[Nephews]: Goodnight Unca Donald.

[Jazzy Music]

[Kissy sounds] [Slam!]

[SMOOCH!]

[Daisy]: Good night, big shot.

[Voice in Donald's head]: Big shot. Big shot. Big shot. You're a big shot.

[Voice in Donald's head laughing]

[Voice in Donald's head]: Yes, sir. She thinks you're a big shot. You probably look like a millionaire to her.

[Voice in Donald's head]: A big shot playboy... But you're not!

[Voice in Donald's head]: Suppose she could see you as you really are. You, you gangster.

[Voice in Donald's head]: Rob little kids' banks.

[Voice in Donald's head]: Bank robbery is a federal offense, chum.

[Voice in Donald's head]: You know what that means, don't you? It means G-men.

[Voice in Donald's head]: You're a public enemy, pal. To be shot down like a... [Gunshot sounds]

[Bottles Crashing, Sounding Like Gunshots]

[Voice in Donald's head]: See what happens to gangsters? They always feel hunted.

[Voice in Donald's head]: Slinking in shadows, dodging in doorways, racing through strange buildings.

[Voice in Donald's head]: Everything seems to conspire against you. Your feet feel like lead.

[Voice in Donald's head]: Frustrated by fiendish obstacles. You're desperate. The joint's surrounded.

[Voice in Donald's head]: But they'll never take you alive.

[Glass crashing]

[Voice in Donald's head]: Ah, the roof. Quick! You gotta find a hideout, chum.

[Voice in Donald's head]: Nah, nah. That's the elevator shaft.

[Voice in Donald's head]: Jump. Jump. Jump! Go on! All gangsters have to do dat.

[Voice in Donald's head]: Uh-oh, missed it. No...yeah... No...yeah...no...yeah...no...yes...no...yes...no...yes...no.

[Voice in Donald's head]: You made it, pal. You're safe.

[Screams]

[Voice in Donald's head]: Don't stand on that light, stupid. You're on the spot. Scram, scram, scram!

[Voice in Donald's head]: Hide! Quick! Hide! Uh-oh.

[Voice in Donald's head]: You got a price on your head. You got to get rid of that thing.

[Dogs barking in distance]

[Voice in Donald's head]: Hey, what's that? Sounds like bloodhounds.

[Whistles, dogs barking, other sounds]

[Voice in Donald's head]: Listen, sirens, wolves, cops, police.

[Voice in Donald's head]: Uh-oh, a blind alley. You're cornered. Trapped...trapped like a rat.

[Voice in Donald's head]: You're as good as in jail right now.

[Voice in Donald's head]: A prisoner. A convict with cold prison bars all around you.

[Voice in Donald's head]: No little nephews to kiss you goodnight.

Oh, stop. I can't stand it.

Help! Help! Get me outta here! Get me out!

[BONK!]

What?

[Voice in Donald's head]: You know, if you paid those little kids back,

[Voice in Donald's head]: you wouldn't feel like a convict anymore.

[Voice in Donald's head]: You'd be your old self again.

Oh, boy.

[Dishes clanking]

[Voice in Donald's head]: ...even if you do have to work all night.

[Voice in Donald's head]: Remember, every dish washed is money in the bank.

[Voice in Donald's head]: Dollar, dollar ten, dollar fifteen, dollar twenty, dollar thirty.

[Voice in Donald's head]: There. You put it all back and made up a dime.

I can't give up ten cents.

[Coins rattling]

[Coins rattling]

[Nephews]: Unca Donald.

[Nephews]: Unca Donald, what did you do?

[Nephews crying]

[Voice in Donald's head]: You see, chum, [laughing] crime doesn't pay.

[Music]