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Heat. Heat.

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Heat. Heat.

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me.

[Music]

Yes, sir. I'll give Captain Nolan your

message as soon as he returns.

Get him now.

Yes.

Hear me? Get him now.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

He's pretty burned up, isn't he?

The old man wants to see you right away.

Oh god, that's all I need.

I'm in.

Excuse me, sir.

What's happened?

That was Admiral Daw in the radio, sir.

I mean, it was Admiral Daw's person.

So

So I I told him what you told me, sir.

That uh that you weren't in and and we

were still looking for Lieutenant Lawson

and

And uh that didn't seem to satisfy him,

sir.

It doesn't satisfy him either. What

about Lawson?

Well, he's nowhere on the base, sir.

Look off the base. Send out the shore

patrol. Bring him in. I don't care where

he is.

Yes, sir. Well, we've done that, sir.

Well, if you've done that, there's

nothing else to tell me, is there?

No, sir. Nothing else. I just thought

you'd like to know what was going on

with you.

Lawson.

Lieutenant Lawson,

if you're heading for the VA, get us

some more beer.

Okay.

Anybody

seen Lieutenant Lawson?

[Music]

Hey, Sam. Where you going? Oh,

I thought I'd grab me a little grub.

Want to come?

No, I ate already.

There he is. There.

Lieutenant. Lieutenant Lawson.

Captain Nolan wants to see you right

away, sir.

Who? Me?

That's right, Lieutenant. Please sir,

get in.

Yeah. Yeah.

What you want to see me about anyway?

I don't know sir.

[Music]

[Applause]

Say tonight girls, birds come, first

serve. You can draw a straw.

Here we are, sir.

Sir,

keep the meter running, boys.

Yes, sir.

No man want to see me boy does he want

to see you?

Yes sir.

Hi John. What's all the excitement?

Somebody said you were looking for me.

Is that right?

Oh by the way.

How'd you make out with that uh that

funny broad at the club last night?

I was under the impression that the

funny broad was with you.

Oh, hell. I brought her. But she she

liked you, John. She really liked you.

That's why I left.

I wouldn't want to appear on gallant,

but I think I'd just as soon do without

your assistance in that direction.

Oh, that's nice. I thought I was doing

you a favor.

Anyway, what's all the panic? I was just

getting ready to eat.

I have a job for you.

What? Before I go on leave?

Yes, before you go on leave. All right.

As long as I'm on that midday plane

tomorrow.

Very gracious of you, but it's going to

take a little longer than that.

Can't, John. I got a four weeks leave

coming.

Later.

Later. Nothing. High noon tomorrow. I'm

on that plane. I'm going to be in Fris

Sunday night.

We're flying you out of here this

afternoon. You'll be in the New He

Sunday night.

The New He

orders here. You'll report to one of the

British combat units on one of the

islands. They need someone who can speak

Japanese.

Combat unit. What's that?

[Applause]

What the hell is that, John?

First you talk about postpone my leave.

Now you're talking about combat.

John, there there are three other

officers in the radio section and two of

them speak a lot better Japanese than

me.

All three of them are a lot older than

you.

Well, that's good. They're mature.

But who who picked on me?

I did. It's not a question of picking on

you.

This is something the British are

organizing for us. It's going to involve

a certain amount of physical hardship.

We have to supply the man. It's my

opinion. You're the man for the job.

No. No, John. Negative. Negative. No.

Pick Antelli. He likes all that military

crap. Not me, John. No.

I'm sending you, Lieutenant.

Lieutenant, I'm Sam. John, don't you

remember?

Sit down.

Oh, now look. Don't be

Sit down, Lieutenant.

I have to comply with an instruction

from higher authority. A lot higher. In

order to do that, I'm obliged to make do

with the best possible personnel I have.

I happen to think you're a long way from

being right for the job, but you're the

only one who can begin to meet the

physical requirements. Fortunately, they

don't appear to be concerned about much

else. So, get your things packed and

report to the transportation officer in

25 minutes.

John, you mentioned a combat unit. I

guess that means a bunch of limeies

running around playing soldier getting

shot at. Right

now, you may not remember this or you

may not be aware of it, but I

volunteered for this service because as

a language specialist, I was going to

get a bar on my shoulder and be able to

sit by a radio and ease drop on those

fish orals. Now, if they're going to

change those rules,

I just might have to resign that

commission.

That's your privilege.

And if I do,

you'll have to send another officer,

right?

The order specifies Japanese speaking

personnel. If you'd like to resign your

commission, the Navy be happy to accept

it and send you out there as a seaman

second class. Would you like me to

arrange that for you right now?

Yes, sir.

I can't win, can I?

No, you can't.

Incidentally, this operation is

something the British are mounting for

our benefit. So, it wouldn't hurt to

show them a little courtesy.

Courtesy?

That's right. Get along a lot better if

you can manage not to call them ly. That

kind of thing.

I don't care if I get along with them or

not.

Listen. And you miserable bastard. I'm

not interested in your problems. We lost

two PT boats yesterday, not two miles

from that bay down there. I have to

spend the rest of this day writing to

folks back in the States. Dear Mrs.

Smith, the funny thing happened to your

boy last night. He got burned up. What

would you like me to tell him? Too bad

your kid could have been a little bit

smarter. Maybe he speak Japanese. So

then we got him a job sitting on his

ass. Then this mission come along. You

know enough to say, "Not me, but he

doesn't look good." Go on, get out of

here. I don't have time for you. Believe

me, from what I hear about him, the

British aren't going to need time for

your self. I hope they get your goddamn

head shot off for you.

I'm sure we get along just fine, sir.

You're going to love him.

[Music]

Come on, SP.

[Music]

You guys aren't in a hurry, are you?

[Music]

Hey, you know something? I don't think

that clown's happy in the service.

Ain't it the living truth? That bum

wouldn't be happy anywhere.

Let's go.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Okay. Back it in.

Accident.

to the light.

Hi.

[Music]

Boat's waiting, sir.

What boat?

[Music]

There's your boat, Lieutenant.

[Music]

Thanks a whole lot. Have a nice trip,

Lieutenant.

Oh, boy.

Hey, hey, hey.

Bloody foolish slaughter.

out on that.

Water's hard enough to come by.

Let them drink.

Watch out those water barrels. Get them

off my square.

Hey,

wait.

Keep those armies. Keep those heads up.

Get that man out of the rear. I'll keep

you all

down.

Okay.

Bookies off the cops. No more bets.

Go.

Hey, Connelly.

Your plea is being left at the post.

Hey, that's not fair.

Hey, that's not fair.

Why not?

My jockeyy's only using his whip in it.

If your bloke doesn't wake his bloody

ideas up, you can owe me two packets of

[ __ ] Connley,

he's right, Connley.

Even you could run fuss that pig.

All the same isn't fair.

Oh, away and you know your money's

[Applause]

inquiry.

Objection sustained. This bloody horse

has been ded. What the bloody hell do

you think you're playing it?

Don't argue with a steward, blood ly. I

have a mind to report you to the jockey

club if I think his brains have come.

Yeah, well, you better watch it, Ton.

All right, let's have you come get those

men right marker here. One straight

line. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come

on. Then I cover

the way on fine drive. It's Rogers.

Curry rapidly. Drive a riddle.

What's up then, sir?

Nothing to worry you.

Good morning, sir.

Morning.

Commanding officer apologizes. You would

have greeted you personally.

Okay.

He's just come back from a

reconnaissance.

Colonel Thompson is waiting, sir. If

you'll come with me.

If you'll come with me, sir.

I'm excused duty, sir.

Is that right?

Listen,

lady. We've had your stripes. You make

it necessary, and I will personally

crucify you.

You're on that list because I put you

there, myself. If you want a personal

interview, you can have it. And you'll

likely find yourself facing a court

marshal for

selfinflicted wounds.

Do you hear me? All right,

lady.

Yes, sir.

Hey, Josh. What's that then?

It's a bleeding yank, isn't it?

No, Connley, that's not a yank. That's

Snow White, that is. I'm very British.

She is, too.

All right. All right. You've got bugger

all to laugh about. You the hand,

sir.

You're supposed to be standing to

attention.

This way, sir.

Colonel Thompson will join you in a

moment, sir.

5.

Ah, good afternoon, L.

Welcome to the new heisenj

sand reporting

as order.

Oh,

I think we can let the southern major

deal with those.

Well, it's rather an imaginative

location for a military headquarters,

don't you think? Yeah.

I sometimes wonder what kind of an

artist Goran would have become if he'd

had the misfortune to choose this place

instead of Tahiti

to he yes I think there would have been

a certain lack of inspiration

mind you I don't know what the natives

were like here but there are none

anymore and I'm sure you would have

found the current club of inhabitants

singularly unappealing

this part up here is all Japanese not at

all joy and down here we have our own

group, which I imagine he would have

found only marginally more agreeable.

No, what we really have is the remainder

of a brigade HQ company consisting

largely of chaps from my regiment,

brought up to strength by a rather

bizarre variety of odds and sorts who

joined us when we scrambled out of

Singapore.

A lot of them were just as anxious to

escape the army as they were the

Japanese.

But uh I have no doubt your chaps have

told you about all this.

No, my chaps didn't tell me anything.

Recently though, the casualty rates have

been alarmingly high.

However, I'm afraid this little jaunt

we've organized now is going to change

all that because, amongst other things,

it's going to make it necessary for us

to penetrate all the way to their main

base.

Sounds great. When do you leave?

As soon as we briefed the men. You'll be

leaving in about half an hour or so.

I'll be leaving in half an hour.

Half an hour. It doesn't do it to let

the men brood about these things, you

know.

Come in.

I believe you said for me, sir.

Yes, Freddy. I wanted to have a chat

with you before I talked to them. How

you feeling?

Oh, frustrating. That's

good. Good. The Freddy's been on the

sick desk the last few days. Oh, I'm so

sorry. I don't think you two met yet.

This is Lieutenant Lawson of the United

States Navy. left Lawson. This is

Captain Hornsby who will be leading this

patrol.

How do you do? Glad you were coming

along.

That makes one of us. I guess this

trip's unavoidable, huh?

I should be briefing the men in a few

minutes. Perhaps you'd like to get

changed. I take it uh you did bring some

other gear.

Well, uh this is all I got. What kind of

gear?

Oh, it doesn't have to be anything

terribly formal. Son Mill sir,

take the left tenant down to the stores

and help him sort out something

appropriate for the occasion, would you?

Sir, I'm afraid our laundry service is a

little bit primitive. We've been reduced

to using sea water for everything but

drinking. So, don't be alarmed if the

kit you get is a little bit manky.

Mankey?

Uh, how's the grub?

It's a little bit manky, too.

See you later. Eh,

if you'll come with me, sir.

You did say half an hour.

Yes, half an hour.

Yeah, I thought you said that.

Extraordinary fellow.

Well, he's an American.

Yes.

But he does actually speak Japanese,

does he? He

says so. And I certainly don't feel

qualified to put him to the test.

You wanted to talk to me, sir.

You You said you you wanted to.

Oh, yes, of course. It's nothing really.

I just wanted to be sure you feel up to.

Oh, what happens?

I mean, if you don't feel entirely fit

yet, I can equally send a knee, you

know.

Oh, no, sir. No, no, I'm fine. I'm fine.

And anyway, it seems to me to be a

marvelous opportunity to to really hurt

them for a change.

Yes. Well, let's hope they're not

entertaining similar ambitions.

Stand through. Stand through.

What the hell's that?

All

[Applause]

[Music]

guns.

Come on.

[Music]

All guns. Commence fire.

Keep the men out of range of the enemy.

Captain, you men keep stay in the safety

zone. Keep back in the safety zone.

Stay back.

Maintain maximum elevation.

Make sure you don't hit our

[Music]

[Music]

They'll never make it.

[Music]

We'll

be out of enemy rifle range soon, sir.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

will be out of range yet, sir.

[Applause]

[Music]

They're out of range now, sir.

[Applause]

At the ready, keep your eyes on that

jungle.

[Music]

Bloody mess.

Terrible bloody mess. Bloody mess.

Medical orderly.

Gretcher bearers.

A week from today, the American Navy

proposed sending a convoy up through

these streets.

Now, we know that the Japanese have no

air reconnaissance in this area. So

barring any unfortunate encounters with

surface craft, the Americans presence in

these waters should remain undetected.

Undetected, that is until early on

Thursday morning when they will come

within sight of the Japanese coast up

here. Now, in the normal course of

events, the Japanese would communicate

this information to their air and naval

forces up here, and within 24 hours,

this convoy would be pretty much at

their mercy. Is that clear so far?

Yes, sir.

Yes. Yes, sir.

H,

the movements and major policy decisions

of the United States Navy may be of

limited interest to you, but if you will

bear with me for just a moment or two, I

think you will find that it may be worth

your while to pay some attention.

I am.

Good.

The object of our own operation is

simply to prevent news of the Americans

presence in these waters from reaching

the enemy's main base.

Now, the Japanese transmit situation

reports to their bases at Rabbal and

Truck on Wednesdays and Sundays.

Now, if we were to destroy their radio

before the transmission on Wednesday

night, that is to say, before the convoy

comes within sight of the coast here, we

should know that at least that part of

the mission had been successful. This is

where Lieutenant Lawson of the United

States Navy comes in.

Immediately prior to Wednesday night's

transmission, you will destroy the

Japanese radio.

Lieutenant Lawson will use our own radio

equipment to transmit the normal routine

situation report in Japanese.

Sir,

yes. What is it? Um, would the uh

mission have to be abandoned if

Lieutenant Lawson met with uh an

unfortunate mishap?

Mishap?

Yes, H. I take your point, but I think

it's a little premature to be talking

about abandoning the operation or of any

mishap to the lieutenant for that

matter.

Yes, sir.

I hope your enthusiasm isn't catching.

I hope so, too, sir. However, if it

answers your question, Lieutenant

Lawson's part in this operation is not

in fact essential. It is merely a way of

gaining additional time. If for any

reason he should be unable to transmit

the message, we shall still be doing a

very considerable service by destroying

the Japanese radio.

No, we've never attempted to penetrate

this far into Japanese territory.

Bloody suicide mission.

Hey, Campbell.

Now's the time to shoot your other arm.

Knock it up.

[Music]

Captain, I was wondering how come that

guy Trevor didn't come that way or that

way to set right down the middle like

that.

Mines. Oh boy.

Mine?

Yeah. If the Japs ever sent a sizable

force against us, that bit of jungle

over there would be a great deal too

close for comfort. So we laid a

minefield there.

It worked a treat for a while because it

kept them out and uh our patrols could

come and go as they please.

And one night the Japs laid a few

minefields of their own. Cost us seven

men before we discovered it.

Any other way out of this uh target

range?

Thought if you're traveling north,

Lieutenant.

Yeah, well I like to seem unduly

cautious, but wouldn't it be a little

better if we left at night?

I'm sure the men would be the first to

agree with you. Well, wouldn't that make

more sense?

It would indeed. But if we're to reach

the enemy camp by nightfall on

Wednesday, we have what you might call a

rather tight schedule. We had intended

leaving last night, but unfortunately

your people were somewhat late in the

delivering the body.

You mean the whole operation has been

hanging on me? Huh?

Yeah, I'm afraid so.

Well, I'm sorry about being late,

Captain, but I wasn't driving that damn

boat.

Can

carry on, please. there. As a Johnson,

stand the men at ease.

And

easy.

Now, pay attention. If we can get across

that uh open ground without attracting

the enemy fire, we can take it that the

patrol encountered by Captain Trevor's

men has withdrawn, and we should be

reasonably safe until we penetrated some

way into the jungle. Asan, Johnson, and

I will lead off. The rest of you will

break up into three groups of four,

which Leonard Lawson here will dispatch

at intervals of 25 seconds. Is that

clear? Yeah, that mean

you and Sigman Scott will remain in the

rear group with the left tenant.

The same applies to you.

As medical orderly, you will be in the

last group. Now, if there are any

casualties on the way over, you will not

stop to render aid to anyone unless they

are injured within 200 yd of cover.

Is that clear?

That's clear, sir.

Sergeant Johnson, prepare to move the

men off.

All right, get moving over to the weapon

pits.

You hear that, Connelly? Move along.

Don't get yourself shot till you get to

the other side.

Why not, Tosh?

Because Uncle Tosh won't be able to look

after you. That's why not.

All gun pits down to.

All right, come on. Let's have you give

me three ranks. Front rank, Riddle,

Thton, Griffith, Curry.

Center rank rapidity Rogers Connelly

Campbell

rear rank left Lawson

McClean Scott.

What about the four guys they left out

there?

No.

Well, if we get across safely, I I

imagine they'll they'll pick him up now.

If we don't

Well,

I suppose they'll pick us all up

tonight.

Sergeant,

stop.

You ready?

Get up.

Right.

Off we go.

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2

Before you go, I've got news for you.

You're on a charge. On a charge for

appearing on guard duty with your boot

lasers undone.

Seven.

Leave alone.

The he

go. If you go out in the woods today,

you better go in disguise. If you go out

in the woods today, you're in for a big

surprise.

Stupid idiot.

Calm down, sir. What's the matter with

you, man? It's my head. I got them first

off to you.

I don't think that guy's playing with a

full deck.

What'd he say, sir?

I think he's lost some of his marbles.

Oh,

what marbles I sir?

Cuckoo.

Cuckoo.

Or

Oh, Cuckoo.

20.

They wouldn't let him in the army if he

was cuckoo, would they, sir?

19.

No, he's all right. Old Thornton.

16.

He's seen more soldiering than you've

had dinner.

13.

He's all right.

12 11.

Unless of course he goes right off his

rocker.

Seven. Six.

Doesn't happen often.

Five.

He's all right.

4 3 2 1. Let's go.

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24

23.

Don't walk in a straight line, you

clown. Scatter. Move to the left.

Come on. Spread out. Use your heads.

That's great.

The lieutenant's obviously done this

before.

You don't have to be a goddamn Duke of

Wellington to know you don't walk in a

straight line. That's absolutely right,

sir.

He's right.

7 6 5 4 3 2 He's right.

One, two, go.

Back to work.

All right, you men, back to work.

spotted a relative Campbell.

Oh, help your pipe. You [ __ ] me punch.

Quiet.

marvelous this country living.

[Applause]

Excuse me, sir. Is there something wrong

with your teeth?

Call personal hygiene.

You'll try sometime.

person.

You hear that, lads? You think you're

all a bunch of pigs? Cheeky bastard.

I have a light trees, Lieutenant

here.

Those two are getting pretty matey,

ain't they?

Why not?

It's like you're always seeing it's a

matter of glass.

Well, I don't know about Snow White, but

old Orsby's got about as much class as a

syphilitic road sweeper.

I really love this time of day. It

always reminds me.

No, not much for me. I'll tell you.

I can see you're a confirmed city

dweller. My people farm, you know,

bring up this little estate in the

Cotswwell.

All right.

Get that station in Melbourne that plays

all the ladies.

While I'm at it, I'll get some nurses

for Johnson.

Think it's about time he moved off.

Let's um let's have Riddle out in front.

Why Riddle up front?

Why me again? I was back marker

yesterday. All right, keep it down.

So bloody lovely. That's fine. I don't

know how you get up front.

Connelly, you kick off his back marker.

All right,

hang on here. Have we been gone a full

minute?

Jab patrol, sir. Coming right down the

path. Five of them this way.

Did they see you?

I don't think so. Off the top. Both

sides. Don't turn the target. Captain,

your field's back.

[Music]

[Music]

Yeah.

[Music]

is your

We did it. We did it.

Roger. Get your bloody head down.

Tell me a bloody fool.

[Applause]

rapidly. Roger. Come on. Those men,

pick up the rifle. Come on. Come on.

Don't leave a trace.

Come on. Come on.

Are you the orders?

Get him. Move on.

Don't leave a trace. I said off the

trail,

over here.

Oh, come on. Come on. You got that

rifle. Get it out of the way.

Take him up that way. Doors, hurry up.

Off into the undergrowth. That's right.

I don't think so.

Well, don't take

Oh, you'll be all right. Connley,

be all right, sir.

Riddle, get off down the trail and keep

cover.

Oh, come on, Riddle. Double up. Get him

off the trail.

I think R's B.

Get him off the trail.

Damn. But Campbell, you get on up there.

If you see any more coming, fire a

warning shot and get back here on the

double.

Oh, Miss Campbell.

Trying to work his ticket. That's what

you're doing, won't you?

Hey, trying to work your ticket, sir.

What do you want, sir?

What about these two?

Bloody idiot. Put your hand on there and

keep the pressure up. All right.

Nice.

[Music]

This one's got about 5 minutes.

[Music]

This one will be all right if we get him

back to camp.

But we're not going in that direction,

are we?

No, sir. Huh? Right,

[Music]

Sergeant. Uh, do we have any other

casualties?

The Yank says Private Riddle's dead,

sir.

Was that all?

Nice. Not all. Carrie and Connelly.

Hope dead.

No. What

the hell do you mean? You bloody idiot.

Can't speak plainly. Car's dead. And

Conniey's wounded.

Right, Sergeant. Get these Japanese

bodies off the trail, please.

Right. You get these bodies off the

trail.

Come on. Move. and erase those blood

stains.

So, you mind taking good care of you?

I am.

Roger, get a move on.

I hear you're your something of a

footballer, Connory.

Before you know it, you'll be back home

playing for the regiment, perhaps.

I I don't know whether I ever

should have given up smoking, Connley.

What about a drag now?

Get it on.

Get those honies.

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I got his leg. I came up that way.

Scott, give us a help. Just let him get

me ready.

Take all day, man.

The helmet, you damn fool. The helmets.

That pretty well cleansed it up, sir.

Oh, it's been a great day at Hampton

Park, folks. Hornsby Hotspurs five,

Japanese United. Three.

All eight of them scored by Hornsby.

What's he mean? All eight of them.

He means that Fairy Feet Hornsby

deployed his forces with such a masterly

grasp of tactics. Half of us got

ourselves shot by the other bloody half.

No, can't be.

Can't be. Go and dig the bullets out.

You won't find made in Japan written.

All right, Sergeant. Let's be on our

way.

Come on. Come on.

Let's have a good

movie.

Bloody great.

Isn't it grand boys?

You don't know any other song?

I a few, but at the moment I happen to

be particularly fond of this one. I wish

you'd sing as one you hate.

Campbell, has it ever occurred to you

that if you got the other arm broken,

you'd be needing a friend to button your

fly.

[Music]

Captain Hans over here. Jet, where are

you? We're coming after you, you bloody

little ape. Come on, Captain. The

bastard's getting away. Get back and

we'll all be done for.

You won't get far. Come on. Show

yourself. Come on. Come on. Two of them

coming down there. I left them at my

corporal. I got the corporal. I wed the

other one, too. He could be dead by now.

Where did he go?

I don't know. He disappeared in there.

after him that we'll take some men and

start combing the area to the jungle

somewhere.

Hey, watch the take a look from this

tower. See if you can spot anything from

up there.

Lieutenant, you better come with me.

Well, come on. I can't go up there. You

and your bloody arm.

Go on, get on with it.

Yeah, get on with it. It's a bloody mile

high.

[Music]

What's up there then?

Just some things for for measuring the

weather or something. It's a bit like

the stuff we got back at camp.

Camp

Shall I Shall I bring them down?

No, leave them. It's bloody hard to be

severing them all the way back to base.

Oh, don't worry, Tony. Huh? Snakes love

Japs.

We'll have to go to Wis and buy one. I

think

we're never going to find him unless

[Music]

it seems your friend is on his way back

to Tokyo.

Um, turn. What?

How about it then? Can he can he walk?

No, sir.

But surely?

No.

Right. Give him a hand.

Come on now.

What's the matter with you? My train. I

can't put my foot down.

There's hundreds of these trails. How

are we ever going to find him again on

our way back?

It's easy. We're going to scatter little

white pebbles through the forest just

like bloody Angel and Gretle.

Carry on. Ganga did.

Oh, this thing weighs a ton.

Easy down over there.

Sorry we couldn't have the Rolls Royce

for you.

Me and

s

just thought he might need this.

Thank you, sir.

Well,

good luck, Sergeant.

Go on.

No.

Okay, hold down

here.

What's this then? Salt tablets.

I'd rather have a smoke.

You sure then?

Skin.

We've got to go.

I'll see you Saturday. Okay.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Not for the cigarettes, though. You owe

me them. And don't you bloody forget it.

I won't.

Oh, and don't forget to loosen the turn,

okay? Otherwise, your bloody leg will

drop off.

See you.

Enjoy your rest, Sergeant.

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[Music]

I reckon that makes you a sergeant. Jock

[Applause]

down there.

Yes, sir.

All right, Gamble, come on. Thanks.

Well, move yourself, Campbell.

I knew that little nip had to be in

there.

birthday.

It's not every day you get a chance to

kill an officer, is it, Lieutenant?

All he had was this knife.

What did he want me to do? Wait till he

threw it at you?

No.

No, it's me. It's me, Campbell.

What the hell do you want?

You rush for these, son.

You idiot. You could have got yourself

killed running up like that.

Come on, let's get moving.

Let's go.

Where are you? Off to Campbell. You're

still Batman marker, remember?

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[Music]

Listen,

stop.

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Bugger off, you yank bastard. I hope you

bloody crash.

You know what he ain't kid yet.

You can smell him.

All you lying could smell is our money.

And Lieutenant Corp, come with me.

Kitten hell.

Rogers.

Rogers.

Rogers.

Rogers.

Can you see him?

Rogers.

Where the hell is he?

You might say he's all around here.

As a matter of fact, you might even say

he's got us surrounded.

That's right, Lieutenant. The bloody

Yanks are bombing us with old army

boots.

Landmine.

Damn fool. Should have known better.

Here,

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

look at this.

It's a Chinese railway station. crabs

and all

weigh in and find out what time is the

next train to Glasgow.

Next train to Glasgow.

What's going on up there?

God safety quiet. Keep moving. Corporal

send in two men. See if there's anyone

in there. Right, Fton left

over there on the right. Go on the

right.

Look how they move sideways. Eh, must be

oriental crabs. Well, Lieutenant, will

you join me?

They'll ruin your married life, won't

they?

Yeah. Give him a pet, Campbell. The man

ought to be close to his family.

Shut your trap.

All clear on the ground floor, sir. Up

top.

Ah, keep them things away from me.

Hey, careful. Get rid of the crabs.

Why me? You dusty.

kid that got it back there. Rogers.

Yeah. Rogers,

you think he ever had time to get

himself laid?

I couldn't tell you. Not my department,

Ryan, is it? I may be screwed up in a

lot of ways, but

getting killed by one of these poor kids

isn't really one of them.

That's what you say now. But I'm sure

when it comes to the point, you'll be

one of the first over the top.

Over the top?

I mean, I mean, you you you'll turn out

to be a real fire eater. You want to

bet?

I'll give you eight to five

and loan you the money.

You never get rid of those with a kid.

Tosh. Hey, Tosh.

Time to leave Griffith, mate.

Hey, Tosh. You sure go. Griffiths back

there.

[Applause]

Takes a bloody bomb to wake him up. An

earthquake's more like it. Yeah. Tosh,

give us the light. Give us a light,

Tosh.

What the hell are you doing?

Where'd you get these cigarettes?

What's that to you?

You stole them from Jonno, didn't you?

Oh, don't be bloody duff.

Yeah, but where'd the blood come from

then?

You did, you bastard. You stole them.

Well, he's got no use for them now, has

he? What's the matter with you? They're

mine and that's what

piss off.

Stop it. Cut it out.

I'll kill him.

Disgusting exhibition.

I'll kill him.

You kicked me, sir.

It's my arm, sir. He kicked my arm.

Kick his arm. I'll jam it down his

bloody throat. I gave Sergeant Johnston

these cigarettes.

Oh, shut up, Her. Nobody's talking to

you.

Well, I'm bloody well talking to you,

and I

What did you say, Herm?

I said that he stole these cigarettes.

I'm not interested in your grubby little

cigarettes.

Well, you bloody well should be. Now,

prove it. Put this man on a charge.

Let's have no more of this nonsense.

Put this man on a charge. Let's have no

more of this nonsense. Where's he think

he is? Bloody old shut.

[Music]

Now look here, Fern. It seems you're not

going to be satisfied until you've

talked yourself into some really serious

trouble. Is that what you want?

All I want is to get out of here. And if

you had any sense, you know we should

have turned back a long time ago.

Thank you. Have you anything to add to

that?

Yes, I have, sir. Your last patrol was a

bloody shambles. And getting this one

shot up the ass isn't going to win you

any medals either. So why don't you go

on home like a good little boy before

you get the bloody lot of us killed. I

don't know about you, but I've got

better things to do.

Thank you, Hearn. I shall cherish that

bit of advice. Corporal, this man is

under open arrest. When you get back to

camp, you will prepare charges for a

field courts marshal.

Are you satisfied? Man,

easy.

Got yourself lucky. That we man's a

doctor have to have you shot.

I corporal, prepare to move off in 5

minutes.

Sir,

Rafity, go and get Griffith.

All right, marker.

It seems that some of the men have just

as little enthusiasm for their duties as

you do.

Maybe they didn't volunteer for the

assignment either.

No, they didn't. Since this entire

operation was laid on for the benefit of

the United States Navy, they probably

find the object of the exercise

extremely remote. Furthermore, they're

just as anxious to get home as you are.

Is that what you're going to do now? Go

home.

Fact is, Lieutenant, it really doesn't

matter how you feel about something

before the event. You may very well feel

that the whole thing is a waste of time.

For all I care, you could be some

long-haired, conscientious objector. In

that case, you should have the guts to

say so in the first place.

Is that right?

The fact remains, Lieutenant, that once

you're involved, you have a certain

responsibility to the people around you.

They depend on you. And that's something

that that none of your sophisticated

arguments can get around. Do you

understand what I mean?

Yeah, I hear you talking. Still, I

imagine the question.

Scout. Yes.

Sir.

All right, Corporal. Move the men out.

Move them.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

Otherwise,

you'll wake up Snow White and the Fairy

Prince.

Don't talk so dafted. I just want to get

home like the rest of you.

Hey,

why don't we do this?

Why don't we all just back her off?

We could always say the old fairy feet

and Snow White got lost

in 6 months time.

The Jets will still be sitting in this

part of the jungle

and we will still be sitting in our part

of the jungle.

And none of this will have made a blind

bit of difference.

You're joking, ain't you, D?

That's right, Scotty.

I'm always joking enough.

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

This is it. Keep the shot fire.

And we'll separate at this fork in the

trail here.

I shall take Lieutenant Lawson, H, and

Scott deal with a radio shack. Corporal

Minim will lead the rest of you into

this southern section where the barracks

are concentrated. Now, your job will be

purely a diversionary one. As far as we

can see, there's only one radio

operator. Ideally, we would put him out

of commission just before midnight and

then keep quiet until the left tenant

here has sent his message on our own

transmitter. If all goes well, we'll

destroy their transmitter immediately

after midnight and pull back without

calling from any help from your people.

Right, let's be on our way.

Now, remember, any disturbance you hear

before midnight will require

diversionary action from you. But if you

hear nothing after the one big

explosion, you can pull back without

revealing your position.

Right. Right.

Left tenant, will you lead me off,

please?

Let's go.

Oh. Um,

good luck.

Let us have you. Come on. I just got 15

minutes. Get your fingers out. corner.

Oh. Oh, come in. And remember, be quiet.

[Music]

What's that?

[Music]

Tosh.

[Applause]

Hi, you stupid idiot.

Well, how is it?

I'm just looking to

No.

Come on.

Oh, God. Please. No. No.

How about it?

It's useless, sir. There's at least

three valves smashed.

Valves? Cubes? to you. Are you sure?

Yes, sir.

Oh, you bastard. You did that

deliberately.

No, I didn't. Mr. Horn,

you address me properly. Do you hear?

Do you hear?

Yes, I hear you, sir. And so will the

Japs if you don't keep your bloody voice

down.

I'm very sorry, sir, but there was

nothing I could do.

Dump that thing in the bushes while they

already got out of my way.

These bears.

No.

[Music]

[Music]

power.

down there under the hut.

Hurry.

Hey, they got a bleeding generator

grinding away. The lights on all over

the place.

Cool. Not expecting visitors, are they?

Spread out. Take cover.

[Music]

Shh.

[Music]

Let's not wake him up.

[Music]

You going to use grenades, Captain?

May not be too easy. Might bounce

against our screens.

Yeah, I suppose it might

scan

given the chance that you could operate

the kind of transmitter they've got in

there.

Well, I I'd have to have a look at it,

but it it's probably basically the same

thing.

Could Well, I think we might give it a

try.

Give what a try, Kim.

Well, if the three of us could get in

there unnoticed, I could dispose of him,

and you two would send back our fake

message on their transmitter. Rather a

nice touch of irony, don't you think?

What are you trying to pull, Captain?

It wasn't our orders.

No, Lieutenant, it's quite evident that

one of us is going to have to get in

there in any case to make sure of

destroying that transmitter. So, why not

go the whole hog?

Fore!

Foreign! Foreign!

Our

[Music]

orders were damn plain, Captain. We were

to send a message on our transmitter,

and if that didn't work out, we were to

destroy theirs. But nobody said a damn

thing about

Do be quiet. I'm going over there to

deal with the operator. When you see me

come back to the window, you and Scott

will join me.

You'll send our message, destroy that

transmitter, and leave. Is that clear?

Yes, sir.

No, sir. I'm having no part of it,

Captain. You're disobeying orders and

going beyond your authority.

We'll do as you're told.

What about that sentry, sir?

I'll keep him covered, but don't shoot

him as he does. Not even if he sees me.

Even if he sees you. I'm going to walk

straight across there. Even if he does

see me, he's quite likely to assume I'm

one of his champs.

Sir, what is it? You'd look a lot less

English without the hat on.

Captain,

I'm telling you now, Captain, you're

going against Colonel Thompson's orders.

You go in there, I'm not going with you.

You hear me? We

haven't got time to argue, Lieutenant.

You know what you have to do.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

Hell yeah.

He's saying

[Music]

Let's go.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

There he is.

[Music]

What's the matter?

You heard me tell him I'm not going in

there.

[Music]

We're running out of time.

What's the matter with you? I told him.

[Music]

Well, are you ready to trust me?

Yes, sir. I think so, sir.

Where the damn lieutenants?

I don't know, sir.

[Music]

Lo,

[Music]

I told him. I know you did. They're in

there now, waiting for you.

Go on, get moving.

[Music]

picture.

Show them.

[Music]

[Music]

What's up? What's up?

[Music]

What's up?

[Music]

[Music]

What's it?

[Music]

Get out of here.

Come on. Come on. Move.

[Applause]

[Music]

Hey.

Wait,

[Music]

[Music]

you

[Music]

Season

where?

How the hell should I know? I haven't

seen him. Have you? Of

course I haven't.

Let's go.

Well, I I I I don't know. Well, you can

please yourself when you do. I'm off.

I'm not waiting around for that,

brother. Coming in, Harry. Coming in.

[Music]

What the hell are you doing here? You

supposed to be gone 3 minutes ago.

Yes, sir.

for

[Music]

secured.

You stop

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[ __ ] Hey, hey, hey.

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

Blime me.

There's a turn up for the book. Oh god.

Japanese Air Force out there.

[Music]

Look at that.

Like a swingshifted lock heat.

I don't believe it.

Three rousing great cheers for American

air reconnaissance, eh?

[Music]

Let's get the hell out of here. Come on.

[Music]

[Applause]

Get out of here.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

I

don't

[Music]

know.

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

stopping for

right around

the right. Come on. Give us covering

both of them. Come on.

[Applause]

win.

[Applause]

[Music]

There you go.

[Music]

You got

[Music]

Heat.

[Music]

Heat.

[Music]

What's that?

Scatter.

Clear the trail.

[Applause]

Good afternoon,

gentlemen.

This is Major Yamaguchi

of our

no doubt

you are quite amazed to hear my voice

in order to be sure

that you are hearing me. I was obliged

to make this speech five times today.

But tomorrow as they close in on you, it

will near only four such fees

on Saturday.

If you have not already been killed or

captured,

only two

captured.

If you look at your map, you will see

that yourselves

toward your base.

Your situation is like that of water.

What's sea on a boat?

You understand?

Like water in a

No matter where you may now be or which

route you take, you will eventually wish

to emerge at your base.

So

the final nails

as you get closer to home.

We will have less and less area to cover

in our search point for you.

We have found your abandoned radio

transmitter.

We know our air power is this area came

as a surprise to you and we must

communicate this information to your

base.

But this will not happen

within three days.

You will all be killed

or captured.

There is

however an alterity. You should consider

it carefully. If you will all sign now

just one week from today by which time

your plans and ours will be an open

secret. You will be released and allowed

to return to your own day.

This offer is a reasonable one.

Certainly you should consider it

carefully

but remember

it must be all of you. There can be no

exceptions.

I shall speak again tomorrow by which

time

I hope that good sense will have

prevailed.

If you wish to take advantage of our

offer, you will fire a single shot as a

signal.

Upon

that is all. Good day, gentlemen.

And good day to you, you malignant

yellow dwarf.

They must be right behind us.

If that amplification's strong enough,

they could be a hell of a long way.

What do you think, sir?

About what?

Well, it seems like they're on to us. Do

you think they mean what they're saying?

Don't be bloody stupid.

Well, he did say they'd treat us all

right. Treat you all right? They chop

your bloody head off.

Since when have you been an expert? What

do you know about it, big mouth?

A sight more than you do, pigface. I saw

what they did in the hospital in

Singapore. You were so busy running, you

never even saw it, Jack. Let alone what

they did to some of our lads.

They sure as hell not got to take us to

a rest camp now that we know where that

airirst strip is.

He's right, Kumble.

Damn right. I'm right. Now, let's get

the hell out of here. Okay, come on.

Move out.

[Music]

Y

[Music]

good idea.

It's

[Music]

All right, get some sleep.

[Music]

God, I ain't tired.

Got to sleep.

Got you.

Good morning gentlemen. This is Saturday

and the follow in which you are dropped

is rapidly narrow.

I anticipated that you would accept my

terms.

He said

you evidently remark

throughout the day and perhaps most of

the night.

A remarkable effort.

Your leader must be a man of great

ambition.

You have very little reason to be

pleased with him

because his stubborn determination has

inspired me to alter the terms of our

offer.

This offer

now has a time limit.

You have until sundown to surrender.

After that, you will be killed on site.

In war, one must take our measures. I'm

sorry if

you do not like this new rules,

but the responsibility

rest with your leader.

Remember,

you have only to fire a extinguisher.

But please remember also that any

cylinder must include all of you.

You understand? All of you.

I will give you a few minutes to

consider your decision.

Well, how about it now, Lieutenant?

What? Quit.

No way.

You're not getting a hands on me. This

time tomorrow, I'm going to be back at

that camp.

I don't think you know what you're

talking about. Even the [ __ ] said it was

all your fault.

I think we should turn it in. What did

you say, Thornton? Look, mate, I

couldn't give a bugger about the Yanks

reasons for wanting to carry on because

I happen to know they're half faked

anyway. And if you want to believe

they're Jack, you can. But they're not

going to get me. I'd sooner shoot you

than trust them. As a matter of fact,

much sooner.

How do you know the Japs are lying then?

Eh, how do you know? What makes you

think they're all that different from

us?

That's right, kid. They're not. That's

why that jab magic be lying just like I

would.

You see,

you remain indecisive.

I'm sorry.

Perhaps when you have rested,

you feel different,

but the conditions remain the same. You

have until dust to give yourselves up.

That is all.

the world.

I knew it. That son of a [ __ ] He wants

to draw our fire and kill us all.

How do you know? That's what he said.

You want to wait around a couple of

minutes? I'll be here.

In that case, now's the time to pack

again. What you done?

[Music]

They're coming.

Get down. Get down.

Knife.

Thank you.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

Take down.

[Music]

Come on. Let's get out of here.

Get him quick. Quick. Damn it. Get him

out of there.

Come on, you guys. Give us a hand.

Get him out of there.

Get him out of there. Get down there.

Griffith, get my pack.

He goes behind. Pick him up and get him

up there. Get him. Come on.

Come on. Come on, Foxy. Move him. Pull

him up. Let us back down.

We're down.

Come on. Come on.

Quick. Hurry up.

Come on. Damn it.

Move your ass. Come on.

Let me use the club.

Keep the table.

Pass away.

I'll eat them up up here.

Day night service on the house.

Table.

Come on, guys. Come on.

I'm an idiot.

[Music]

foreign.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Don't drop him now. Less

watch out for those maneating trout.

Watch. Easy. Easy.

You breathe on it.

Hey, what touch it?

[Music]

Easy, thy

touch, buddy. How does it look back

there?

Ah, it's not so bad.

[Music]

You'll be all right.

What kind of nonsense is that, man? I

can feel where the scorching thing went

in, and I can't feel where it came out.

Yeah, well, you are leaking a bit now.

Hold up.

Now that makes your eyes water, doesn't

it?

Now,

is that tight enough?

Right. Now, put your little pinky on the

knot.

That's right.

Pretty. I coming out.

You'll get coming out a minute now. Take

your finger away.

When I say go, I want you. Ready,

steady, go.

There we are. I shouldn't worry about

it.

You shouldn't be. Maybe I should do.

That bloody Yankee porn nagger is not

coming back, you know. That's all right.

Thornton's not going anywhere. Are you

Jock?

No, I'm having my change of life.

Can he walk?

Only on the water.

Are you?

Well, that's it then.

You hear that, Lance? I know it's going

m

to leave him here or turn ourselves in.

Right.

I already told you nobody's turning it

in.

What are you going to do with him? You

can't bloody carry him back, can you?

You're so bloody clever, Hen. What are

you going to do with him?

Listen, you ped up Glaswegian queer.

It's bad enough sitting here full of

bloody holes without listening to you

open your ugly face.

Knock it off.

Knock it off. Can hear you halfway down

the trail. What's the matter with you

guys anyway?

It's um something. He can't walk. I was

just saying we've either got to leave

him here or turn ourselves in.

I suppose you let me worry about that.

Meanwhile, you just rest your toes cuz

we're leaving before dark. Hern

blood's worth buckling.

Look at that pear. I see Snow White's

found his first dwarf.

All

right, Teddy Bear's picnic. This has

turned out to be.

How long has sorting gone?

I don't know. He won't be here next

week, that's for certain.

[Music]

Where are you going?

Where are you off?

You know what that Yank's going to do,

don't you?

Well, he's not leaving you here alive.

He's trying to kill himself.

Kill him?

Why shouldn't he? All he cares about is

getting back to the camp. He doesn't

give a bugger about you. I heard him say

so.

What the hell?

The only thing to do to get you out of

here safely. See, you looked after is to

turn ourselves in. Now, I'll go with

Matrin and Griffith and talk to the

Japs.

You try that. I'll shoot you myself.

Don't be daffed, man. What else is

there?

Yeah. Card P. You just want to say

you're skinny. Now look here for God's

sake.

You know, leave a fellow in peace.

I'm sorry. Sorry.

I really am now.

I was only thinking of you. Come on.

Take a we drop of water. Come on now.

Come on.

I'll hold it up for you now. Come on.

Cont.

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Griffith, wake up.

We're clean.

Wake up. Something's inside. There's no

telling what they ain't going to do now.

Come on. What is it?

Come on. Wake up. Wake up. Come on. Come

on. No. Leave him.

If we get a jack, we'll all be all right

as well.

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run.

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Hello.

Wake up.

Wake up, you stupid bastard. Where the

hell are they?

How the bloody hell do I know? You're

the one that's supposed to be on guard.

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Stupid dirty bastard.

You going after him?

No. It's too late. It's probably closer

to the Jeff than we are. The only way

they got a chance of staying alive is to

tell that damn Jeff major where we are.

Come on. Let's go.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Yas

yet? again.

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Good afternoon, gentlemen.

From what your comrades have told me,

I may assume that you are now hearing

me.

As you must know,

your comrades decided to try and save

their lives by surrendering and

informing us of your position.

But you escaped

and so their fate is still in doubt.

Their surrender is of little barri

unless you choose to join them.

If you will surrender before dark,

I shall keep my word.

You will be well treated and released in

only a few days.

Campbell did not merit such good

treatment.

He was bound to be carrying the personal

effects of one of her officers,

a communications lieutenant

who has been missing since last Tuesday.

His body was discovered yesterday.

Our

lieutenant was very popular with his

men.

You would understand that there was

little I could do to restrain them,

even if I had wanted to.

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It has been an incident in which none of

us can take pride. However, the real

problem still remains.

You must decide what you have done with

the two cups who are still our

prisoners.

It is for you to say if they shall

leave.

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If you wish to stay alive, you must

persuade your two friends to surrender.

Do you understand?

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

You may talk to them.

Lieutenant Tosh, it's me, man. It's like

what the major was saying

about Campbell. I mean,

they showed us the stuff he stole from

the officer and how he chopped his

finger off to get the ring. There wasn't

anything anyone could have done to stop

them,

but we're all right.

It is necessary for you to persuade

them.

Look, I know we shouldn't have gone off

with Campbell like we did, and I know we

shouldn't have told them where you were

hiding, but it was Campbell's idea, and

we thought it was for the best.

Listen, if you don't give yourselves up

now, we'll be the ones who end up paying

for it.

Your copper is giving you excellent

advice.

There is no longer a choice for any of

you. Either you surrender and leave or

if you attempt to post for the

inevitable.

Then I shall withdraw my offer and your

two comrades will die tonight.

The decision is yours. You have until

nightfall to decide.

Please lie.

Do like he says. Please,

Josh.

Please.

I couldn't care less what they do to

those two.

Whatever that Jeep's going to do, he's

going to do.

Got nothing to do with what we're going

to do.

If you mean

it ain't going to make us surrender,

I'm with you.

But if you think

we're going to try and get back to camp

by tomorrow,

you must be bloody mad.

That's exactly what we're going to do.

If we hit that clearing

on the edge of that camp,

if there are two of us, we're going to

have just twice as much chance of

getting through. And buddy boy,

you're going with me every step of the

way.

Listen, Lieutenant,

neither of us wants to get killed,

right?

I've never believed any of the guff that

Jap's been giving us either. I know once

he lays his hands on us, he'll finish us

off no matter what he says. So, up until

now, the only way of staying alive was

getting back to camp.

But now, there's another way. Something

that nobody else thought of.

Nobody except me. That is

all right. It's very simple.

We double back, head north for two or

three hours,

duck off the trail,

sleep for a couple of days, and we'll be

laughing.

Laughing.

Yeah, laughing. Because once the Jack

dive bombers get stuck into the Yanke

ships Monday morning,

the Jack Major won't be looking for us

anymore,

right?

He couldn't care less where we are then.

And

we can just lie low for a couple of

days, stroll back into camp, and nobody

will say a dicky bird.

Well,

what's so bad about that?

I never asked those idiots to send me

out here.

If I ever get back, it'll be

well done, Han.

Jolly good shower.

Now you can piss off home

back to whatever dirty little hole you

came from.

And what are they going to do for you,

Lieutenant?

Make it a bloody president.

Now,

getting ourselves killed isn't going to

make any difference to anybody except

us.

Look, Yank,

the last thing that Jack Mage is going

to be looking for is us heading north.

So, what do you say? You got any idea

how many guys get killed on those ships

if we haven't got the guts to try and

stop it?

Okay, so a couple of hundred Yanks will

get the chop. They shouldn't have

joined, should they?

Thousands. In any case, it's not the

bloody Yanks you're worried about

because if their chances depend on us

getting back, they've just about had it

in the first place. No. What's got you

jumping about like a frog with a bullet

up his ass? His old fairy feet horns me.

Because you reckon you let him down.

And that's the one bloody time you've

been right. You did. You might just as

well have killed him yourself.

But getting us killed isn't going to

make up for that. So Hornsby is your

problem. And those Yank sailors are your

problem. And if you want to start

playing bloody heroes,

I've got another problem for you.

I'm not bloody well coming with you.

You forgot your problem.

me.

I told you before,

one of us got to get back there alive.

And if you don't go with me, I'll have

to leave you here.

Dead.

Understood.

Understood.

Just don't forget, huh?

Don't forget.

Your time is up.

I shall give you 30 seconds.

If you do not give yourselves up, I

shall be forced to execute your true

comrades.

Let me talk.

Oh, listen to me left-handed. Please,

you've got to listen to me. They're

going to kill him.

They left and I don't let them do it.

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Do you really find it so easy to believe

that I would shoot you?

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What up? Oh,

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my head.

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Find

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team got the

What's up?

Keep going.

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Heat. Heat.

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Get up.

Get up.

There's not much further to go.

How the hell would you know?

It can't be.

Just can't be. No. No more. Thank you,

sir.

Thank you, sir.

You have to let me son of a [ __ ] or

kick your head in.

Good morning.

You must be very very tired.

You have come a long way during the

night. A truly remarkable effort.

Remarkable but to very little purpose.

Shut up. You slammy young man.

You have to move fast.

But we got to move faster.

You will find that you are now very near

the open field that serves as a

perimeter to your base.

But some of my men are already on the

perimeter.

In short, you are now totally

surrounded.

You are now at the very tip of the

funnel. I have talked about some of

I can understand your determination.

But to give up your lives for an

objective which cannot be won is a

foolish waste.

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You have shown yourself to be brave

soldiers.

To show that you are intelligent ones

also.

Keep yourselves up and live.

I assure you the medals they give to

dead heroes are made of blood.

All they do is add weight to your

coffee.

You bloody idiot.

Believe me, your situation is truly

hopeless.

All trails leading back into the jungle

are under guard.

This means that

you can no longer hide. You can no

longer double back on your trucks.

What's that all about?

Get the sergeant major.

[Applause]

I shall give you 3 minutes during which

time you wish to confirm for yourselves

that what I have said is true.

At the end of our time,

you must either surrender or die.

You will fire a single shot to indicate

that you have surrendered

or

my men will close in and kill you.

Sergeant,

what is it?

I don't know what it is, Sergeant Major.

Colonel Thompson.

Get the color.

What the hell is it?

Major,

I don't know what it is. I sent for the

old man.

That's right.

You better man of weapon pits, right?

Come on. Let's have fun.

What do you think this is? King the

garden. Come on. Can I put that like

Make sure the men stay back, son.

You men know the drill. Keep back.

Stay out of enemy range.

Duty personnel will be import.

Everything in order?

Yes, sir.

Mortis, all weapon fits are man, sir.

Sounds like loud speakers of some kind.

Got any more bright suggestions?

My patience is growing very, very short.

You must think we still got a chance.

Who must

Gucci?

Why are they giving us three minutes?

Why don't they just go and get it?

Yeah.

Why?

I don't know.

Maybe they're spread too thin.

Maybe they're afraid to come in for fear

of chasing us out in the open.

Oh, yeah. And having to waste all those

bullets to shoot us. Eh,

maybe.

But there's still two of us.

And one of us just might make it.

You now have only two and a half more

minutes.

We can sure use some covered fire.

Think your guys will be doing anything?

Yeah,

having breakfast.

Use all the help we can get.

Maybe if we fire that shot.

Why waste a bullet? Really?

fire one shot and maybe we'll confuse

the Japs a bit. But if we could kill

their major,

they wouldn't have anyone to tell them

what to do.

They've been running about all over the

place. Might give us a head start.

And that little bastard's been asking

for it for a long time,

hasn't he?

Hey

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This way.

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Two of

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

You're going to

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now have only one and a half more

minutes, Benjamin.

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

Come on.

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Come on.

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Victory

on all guns. Stand the rest of you. Keep

back out of enemy range.

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It worked.

They gone back.

Don't forget the zigzag. music of Zach.

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There they are.

Can you make out which ones they are?

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covering fire.

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Don't go down.

[Applause]

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Right, Sergeant.

[Applause]

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

Hey

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[ __ ]

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medic.

[Applause]

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[Applause]

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Come on. Come on.

[Applause]

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No, he's all right. Come on.

He's alive.

He's getting up. He's all right. He's

alive. Keep

[Applause]

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[Applause]

going.

Keep going. Only a few more.

[Applause]

Don't you

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[Applause]

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Sh.

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[Applause]

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Cease fire. Cease fire.

Cease fire. Cease fire. All guns. Cease

fire.

Machine guners. Stand by to give us

covering fire.

Take it easy, lad. Take it easy.

Were there any other survivors?

Was it just the two of you?

Who was that with you out there?

I said, "Who was that with you out Yeah.

It was

bloody hero. He killed

15 bleeding jabs.

Single act.

Killed 15.

30

if you like.

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heat. Hey.

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