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his bloody hand grabbed her neck

Str

so thankful that it came back down you

really don't believe

it you do got to keep mind now that

is 35 is the real short wheel base he

said he wanted to be sure to tell

everybody that you know that vehicle is

35 years old 50 years old something 51

years

old on top of the car with the blown

injected

54 that hurt all the way atic

transmission down the 10 planetary heavy

duty equipment you got to have the heavy

equipment for the heavy Mach Troy

screaming like a maniac you made me

swallow my too

ped you know if you would just practice

the game instead of practicing cheating

you might win every once in a

while to get hey are you going to be

ready are you listening we're leaving

here in 30 minutes so well aren't you

going to start the bath waterer four

when we going to bolama it's not like

we're going to Denny's or

anything please I don't want to go out

with you all smelly it's embarrassing

I'll put on some more

deodorant you're taking a bath or we're

not going good yes we are I have been

looking forward to this all week I

already told Sher and gr the meat is

there now get cleaned

up I'll tell you right now the crowd

loves it

don't answer it I think that's the Avon

that

IED we spit that

out the

door good

evening H

hi and how is this lovely couple doing

this evening fine fine

what a beautiful bride you

have

here a flower for a flower a

carnation thank you don't thank me thank

him allow me to introduce myself I'm

Clark Rogers and you are Mr and Mrs

Floyd Floyd of course you are I'm from

The Book of Life Class but I'm here to

present you with this

book what is it a book of one of those

religions no no this book is solely for

your reading

pleasure well that's really nice of you

but we don't read books you don't have

to read it just take it it's our gift to

you how much does it cost it's free free

that's right absolutely free so so if we

take this book does that mean we belong

to some kind of Club that's right The

Book of Life Club is that anything like

those record clubs because we took a

freemale Tillis record one time and we

ended up spending $50 on records that we

didn't even order we don't even have a

record player well it seemed like a good

deal it was

free you'll never hear from us again

this book is yours with absolutely no

obligation whatsoever well why are you

giving it to us then

why because it's your

book why would I give it to anyone else

here take it well thanks I doubt we'll

ever read it but if you want us to take

it well take it I'll read it oh I'm sure

you will thank you my pleasure have a

good

evening come again sometime if you like

what I tell you what I tell you what

aquarians will have luck today we won a

book we didn't win it besides it's

probably a gimmick or something it is

not well if it is we ain't wasting no

money on a

book hey Troy they even put your name on

the cover

see Troy

Floyd what let me see

that what the [ __ ] now I know it's a

scam I'm going to read it be my

guest we're leaving here in 10 minutes

you better be ready okay just let me

finish his

hand boy

this is

classy

preface

H oh my God my name's in here stara

Benson and Troy Floyd were married at

the Baptist Revival Church in rville

Missouri how do you suppose they knew

that they took it out of the newspaper

they then left for their honeymoon in

Dog Patch

Arkansas where they stayed at the Blue

Ridge

in this book describes our honeymoon

sweep

perfectly lace

nighty oh my God how

embarrassing Troy have you been blabbing

to your buddies again I didn't tell

nobody nothing well where do you suppose

they got this information the

newspaper oh it's no coincidence that

your buddy Bud Norman works there now is

it he's got a paper out for Christ's

sake he had write the damn thing well

I'm sure he knows who does let's see

what else is in here blabber

mouth I can't believe you would talk

about our wedding night

darling honey

cut you told me you were going fishing

what give me that what is this [ __ ] you

give me that back you've been screwing

around with Darlene hyat haven't you I

ain't been knocking a bottom out of

nobody then why'd you take the book away

from me cuz it's full lies this is

somebody's idea of a joke and I don't

think it's funny I'm putting this thing

away try you give me that book

back just get ready you give me that

book back just get ready I am ready you

get ready can give me that

book you're not reading

it I'm not going to have to defend

myself because of what some stupid book

says it's for you who is it uh hey Avon

lady oh hi I'm from U The Book of Life

Club oh yeah oh yes I am that we

accidentally gave you the wrong book and

if I could get it back I'll send you

another one did you hear that stara he

said he gave us the wrong book hold on

I'll get it for you oh okay excuse me

for a

minute don't you dare give him that book

until you tell me what you were doing

with darling Honeycut St he's waiting

did you hear what he said he said he

gave us the wrong book but it's got your

name on it along with some pretty

interesting

information I'm sorry sir but we'd

really like to keep it if you don't mind

you'll have to get another copy well no

that's the only copy well thank God for

that if it's the only copy I think that

I should be the one to keep it but it

it's a wrong book I'll say it's wrong

how could you people print personal

information like that please miss I can

understand why you wouldn't want to give

it to me but it's my book and I want it

back look you could at least let us read

it first come back in a few months no

okay okay just give it to me for one

minute I I've got some changes to make

you're the guy that wrote this thing no

no no but but I I really would like to

make some changes what changes the

ending I I didn't like the ending oh I

swear the book will never leave your

site here take the damn

thing Troy Floyd that's

him what this isn't my book where is my

book that's

it I saw that guy give you my book and I

want it back look buddy that's the only

book we got you want to make your

changes you go right

ahead

no

no that won't be

necessary well hey hey hey take it

anyway no thanks it's my

mistake thanks but what about the

ending never mind

that's weird I wonder why he didn't like

the ending who gives a [ __ ] I'm getting

ready

this

Troy it talks about today in here and he

delivered the book to the couple moments

later Mr Frank Johnson arrived and asked

for the book

back that must have been the man who was

just here what are you doing with that

thing again listen to this he wanted to

change the ending but his future was

already foretold his final chapter

closed what are you supposed to have

names I'm not

interested started picked up the book

how to discover what Mr Johnson wanted

to change when she read aloud to her

husband and simply

stated I'm not

interested Troy you just said that said

what I'm not interested I'm not well

this book just said that you said that

[ __ ] it does not [ __ ] it does

not oh Troy everything we're saying is

written in

here well look if you don't believe me

look at it quit playing games with me St

you're not going to trick me trick me

look at that

book all right give me that that thing

I'm not list this crap cut out qu

everything I say shut up sh shut shut up

I told you to shut up I told you to shut

up it could tell us our future it can

make us a rat no you're not reading any

more of it give it to me don't you want

to know the

future let me have it

SM you you crazy D bath take it then

what what's it

say on the night of October 9th Troy

Floyd fell victim to a tragic ending

with a

self-inflicted death death what is that

supposed to mean I'm going to commit

suicide

now I don't

understand are you

unhappy why would you want to die what

tell me have I done something sweetheart

you superstitious bird brain this isn't

true this isn't fact I am not going to

kill myself but it says self-inflicted

death I'm not stupid I know what that

means self-inflicted means that you do

it to

yourself why do you want to kill

yourself I told you I don't this is

insane only an idiot would believe a

stupid book it's not a stupid book it

knows everything about you what you've

done it even knew what you were going to

say before you even said it Troy it

knows what's going to

happen

Troy you're going to die I am not it's

all [ __ ] how many times do I have to

tell you I've had it with you in this

damn

book it's cages they won't tear what are

you doing this is

incredible hey that's it if we get rid

of the book maybe it won't come true

then you won't have to commit suicide

let me have it no way I'm not going to

read

it what are you doing I'm going to BR it

this is stupid just just don't read

it no I don't want this thing around

here well if you're going to burn it use

lighter fluid well get it for me where

is it up there

Here We Stand Back you nitw you're going

to burn

yourself can't even light a match

my God Troy it won't burn it's going to

come true to somebody's wrote our future

don't be ridiculous it's probably flame

[ __ ] they do that all the time to

books come on where you going the

trash I should have done this in the

first

place hey Troy do you think I mean don't

you think that's kind of strange they

put that in there like that why don't

you shut up and let me take care of

this wait up

Troy I tell you those people better

never come around here again I just

think it's creepy I don't want to talk

about it

anymore don't you think that was weird

that I don't want to talk about it

anymore okay well we better get ready if

we going to

go oh my God what's it doing in here

don't look at me how should I know what

your book get it out of

here where are you going out my truck

told me me in here

death in the family we can take the pain

out of death at rard for crator and 12

exit off this weekend we can see you

even more fantastic casket blow

ourselves we got buy one get one free

and that's not all we

got what you lock

well give me my

keys what is it try what are you going

to do I'm going to dissolve it this acid

will eat through anything stand back

acid working burn you bastard burn

put it

out out of here put it out it

out stop it got it

pleas get

out you get out of you

the

B I'll get the f

pleas

oh oh my

God joy joy joy

lety go lety

go God damn it

I was having this dream that was so real

I think it would make a really good

story if I could just remember what it

was about you weren't even my husband

you were some kind of salesman or

something with a

mustache

Eva I admire and appreciate your

determination but you are not making any

progress now look you have a master's in

Business

Administration you're working at as as

an office manager for an advertising

agency and they hire you to write a

horror film well what's the matter with

this

picture I don't know why they want me to

write a film but they do I told them I

wasn't a writer but they wouldn't

listen I just can't refuse they fire

me let's just get some sleep okay I

don't want to deal with this this

weekend oh that's right we're going

camping this weekend aren't we oh how

nice of you to remember a trip I've been

planning an entire month for don't laugh

at me I'm sorry come on

look do me a favor forget about the

story this little vacation is going to

do us a world of

good all right you're right I don't know

what's the matter with me you're losing

your mind that's all

here

the monster she came down the stairs

be

what what

what I'm sorry I'm sorry

I I can't sleep

we're getting up at 6:00 in the morning

6:00 it's a long

drive get it

hi Eva good morning where do I check in

the luggage better put them in the bag

drop on with contact just be careful

where you put okay hey Julie want to try

to P good I get CL of riding in the

back hope you

hi everybody hi how are you doing and

her name is Scott

Scott he look doesn't he I know I'm

richond how are you your name Manny

Manny this is my husband I'm Eva hi hi

EV I'm nice to meet you how are you how

are you well well here we are we're

already yeah

this is

it great spot Richard yeah looks like Po

hold on wait before we do anything we

got to Pi out where we're going to put

the T that's what stamp is all about

come on over here come on come

on all righty all righty wait wait wait

wait this is it this is it this is where

we're going to put up to 10 all right

scottt hey you guys think there's gold

in that Creek Scott right put down the

VCR okay get in the van bring it over

here okay oh okay uh look uh everybody

else let's police the

area people here before us were pigs all

right everyone else get dark awfully

fast around here why don't we split up

get some kindling and start a fire okay

okay okay yeah all right good okay let's

go move move all right what do you want

me to do I want hi why don't you come

hey here get

it I love camping do you love camping

yes I love camping I love youe when I

have I know I love having them do the

work

hey you cook a wild weenie

dude

excellent those were great hot dogs

Manny

yeah thank thanks I've had a lot of

practice where am I supposed to wash my

hands in the

creek I'll come with you

too yeah the next best thing to the

Comforts of home you guys go on I'll

keep an eye on the Fire

well I'm going to go water the

trees see how like

sweetheart I'll be waiting okay bring me

be on your way back okay

ah

I

oh God hey here you are in the

flesh oh Richard

God

God like I've just been kissed by a slug

what do you mean this

one God get that away from me did you

get that off my

neck actually it was just a Le Beach

they're all over the place oh

God I thought those things were only in

the water hey that's

right oh my God where all these Leches

come from

Jes well we finally have a chance to

talk yeah I feel like I never see you

anymore

yeah stop

it Richard would you stop it where's my

beer what you were going to bring me

back a

beer what do you need that [ __ ] to clide

up your mind for you know I spoke to

your boss what's his name Mr Tomlin why

didn't you tell me what did he want he

wants to know when the script's going to

to be done he says that you keep asking

for one we extensions he wants me to

make sure that you get it finished he

told you

that oh Richard he has really been off

the

wall he don't even seem like the same

person

anymore I can't believe he called

you so are you going to get it

done I don't know what do you mean you

don't know you don't know when it's

going to be done or you don't know if

have any good ideas Richard you know I

haven't started on it

yet what about your nightmares haven't

they given you any

ideas I don't know I just never have

been able to remember my dreams if you

could just remember one of these

brilliant nightmares you'd have a Story

Don't you even remember where it took

place no I don't Richard I thought you

wanted me to relax this weekend did it

take place in I don't know I don't

remember

leave me alone okay no problem I was

just trying to be

helpful

sweetheart look at

this hey let me see

that does it remind you of something yes

it

does

what my grandpa used to smoke

these that's it you both F Grandpa used

to smoke clothes doesn't it remind you

of anything else what's it supposed to

remind me of your

nightmare that's right there was a cigar

in my dream how did you

know you must have mentioned it in your

sleep that's right there was

some idiot who kept smoking a

cigar I was in my

office I what else did I say you said

that uh you want wait wait wait I

remember I was in my office I was you I

was typing it it was horrifying I was Fu

C I was going

to bang at the door just ignore him

continue

go I lost

it what do you you

want I just need to tow hold on I know

where they

are sorry I I really didn't mean to

interrupt what happened it's really cold

water not fell in oh no I was pushed I

didn't push you your hand slipped all

right anybody need another beer no yeah

I'll take one jeez how about you Richard

you anything to

drink I brought some jack Daniels you

want to Swig that'll be fine Manny

thanks yeah need a Coke or anything to

go with

that Richard what's the matter with

you just give it to him straight Manny

and I'll take a a beer

thanks oh

gosh look

Richard I'm sorry about forgetting the

tents a sleep on the ground if you want

me

to

hey good bud no no don't be

ridiculous we're all here to have a good

time isn't that

right God Richard your breath is a

smells like

vomit yeah got her worse come on come on

away give me a kiss do something about

your

bre

hey I didn't know that stuff was so

flammable well now that you're all here

I might as well take advantage of you

oh my silly little wife has been hired

to write a horror movie only she can't

do it you know why I'll tell you why cuz

her stupid little brain can't remember

anything so she needs everybody's

help well do you have any

ideas a

few most of them just haven't panned out

yet I just haven't kept captured that

element of

realism why don't you write about

something real yeah just write about

something real that's happened to you

well tell her your story

Manny I no no you've come a long way

since then and I think you should talk

about

it wouldn't fit what you're doing come

on Manny you always said it would make a

good

movie what's she talking about Manny

uh

it's like before I got this job the one

I'm at

now I was spending a lot of time at the

racetrack

and kind of got really messed

up anyway I owe this guy some money you

know what I

mean and I couldn't pay

15 minutes to post 15 minutes to post

and here we are horses are coming under

the track now there are total eight

horses in the now don't forget interest

is

40% for we

get out of

here tail took you

man sorry Mike forgot I

forgot I had to get some V with I feel a

thing you know something you're always

going to be a screw up you know

that you know how to put you in right

now and be done with

it I'll pay your money back

Mike just give me this chance give me

this chance give me this chance well how

many more chances do you need to get

something

right let me tell you

something tonight it's going to be your

last

one

okay let's go catch your

Asser come on Cherry Heaven Come on neon

night you're never going to get it right

you got everything straight you remember

the combination right yeah I got it you

really want to do this oh it seems the

old lady wants to get rid of

me don't forget the jewelry in the

bedroom you get it and we'll split it

50/50 don't be there before 9: she'll be

gone by then I'll be playing poker at

the club I'll set up an alibi at the

theater

good hey beautiful someone just stole my

breath and I think it was

you what the sap

L you don't really go for that

crap do

you next

hey is your last name worm

schwitz no

sir I got an Uncle Bill worm schwitz you

look just like it that's nice you sure

you're not a worm

schwitz don't worry baby I'll get us out

of here

I

ch

is

[ __ ]

w

h

15 minutes to post 15 minutes to

post for a

we get out of here

what the hell took you

Manny what's with you you look like you

seen a ghost or something what the

hell's going on what do you mean what's

going on you're late that's what's going

on you're not getting scared on me are

you she was dead who was dead your

wife it was

night don't I

wish hell she ain't dead we just got

through spitting each other a couple

hours ago I saw her son of a [ __ ] I was

in your house don't scam me

Manny what you takeing me for a sucker

you borrow 800 bucks from me and blow it

on bad bets and I think you can jerk me

around I just got to think give me a

chance give me a chance give me a chance

how many chances do you need to get

something

right cool let me tell you

something tonight is your last

one Co

and you're going to go through with

this I'm going to take your legs off

right

here right

now

okay okay

Mike I'm doing

it [ __ ] it' be

cool I'm

cool I'm cool

hey let's go catch your race

huh

Jerry come on Jerry

Heavener [ __ ] I

knew I knew you're never going to get it

right you get everything straight you

remember the combination right yeah I

got it

um what is it again

32058 now man there's jewelry from three

husbands in that house now you get it

and we split

it all right okay no don't be there

before 9:00 she'll be gone by then I'll

be at the club playing

poker and I I'll go to the theater

right hey beautiful well someone just

stole my breath and I think it was

you how many times you going to fall for

that line

next you're an

uncle my you're my

uncle I mean you look like my uncle worm

schwitz excuse me

don't worry baby I'll get us out of here

oh

w

15 minutes to post

15 minutes to

post of the

day a

little interest is

40% per

week get out of

here what the hell took you man

s m you know something it was going to

be a screw up you know that I had to put

you under now and be done with

it Mike just give me this chance give me

this chance give me this chance me how

many chances do I need to get something

right three chances Mike three

what what do you right

Mike come on let's catch the

race come onry

the

line what do you

know get everything straight remember

the

combination hey there's jewelry from

three husbands in that house man you get

it it

5050

huh don't be there before 9: she'll be

she'll be gone you'll be playing poker

at the

club safe the jewelry in the

bedroom got

enough hey beautiful somebody just stole

my breath I think it was

you next

got you

wors I'll get us out of

here look we both know the reason I've

kept you around this long honey I'm

looking for new

equipment Kish

what the hell do you think you're going

to do with

that don't be a

jerk well I can't lose you and your

money too babe Cup

peich come

on you wouldn't do that to you

babe would you Mikey

don't move

Mike

Manny sorry got here a little

early hey what's the problem huh just a

little mix up give me the

gun now D the other one give it to

me

slow

bang oh this trick in the book you

should have figured it

Mike shoot her shoot me look like your

wife got some bum trying to rob the

place big shootout we die you

collect perfect

Alibi

Boo don't be stupid Manny hey okay okay

come on we can work a

deal deal is

she's

dead you die lovers quarrel

h

got a right this time didn't i m

look I probably shouldn't have told you

guys that

story I mean the last thing you want to

hear is you're out in the woods with a

convicted

killer you know that was a long time ago

and man he's really changed since then

he's a lot better he doesn't gamble

anymore and he doesn't do any type of

crime and he hasn't killed anybody in a

long time

he had to go to prison and all crime

doesn't pay oh I don't

know

Julie do you want to come with me

sure just where in the hell do you think

you're

going I'm going to the woods to take a

p do you mind I think we can have handle

it oh

well that was

uh a real unique story

Manny

yeah changed my

life and Manny changed my

life God I'm sorry I didn't know they'd

be that oh you're fine it's Richard is

acting so weird

it's

Richard Richard get up you didn't scare

us God I can't believe you followed

us Richard get up he's not

moving Rich this isn't funny would you

get up you get up right

now please would

you God Richard Richard either he's

Richard

Scott Scott Scott what it's Richard

Richard what happened

Richard

yes how Richard what's going on you jerk

how did you beat us back here that

wasn't very nice Richard what did he do

you know damn well what he did hiding in

the woods rolling over and playing dead

you guys Richard hasn't left here he's

been with us the whole

time nice try

girls how sweet of you to miss me it

wasn't funny I practically had a heart

attack oh come on come on don't you

think you can come up with a better hard

story than that yeah let's tell some

more scary

stories amateurs

oh let let Julie tell one she's got

quite an imagination as you can see I

didn't imagine it he was laying there

yeah right you're starting to sound like

your crazy sister as a matter of fact I

do have a story you could use Eva and

it's a true one oh no not this one again

anyway you all know my sister Alex the

chess player well she's got some

controversial ideas that sometimes gets

her into trouble

check does it feel to be Alex Bender

genius the first female champion chess

player well that's very kind I've been

working towards this all my life so if

anything I feel very fortunate is it

true you're going to use the money to

support a boycott against the Rubenstein

Brothers game Corporation yes it is

uh you list you were recently quoted in

time as saying and I quote the

Rubenstein Brothers game Corporation is

a complete disgrace to the notion of

equality led by a man who was nothing

more than an arrogant male chauvinist

Pig well um that's a misquote I never

called him a man yes but why did you

single out the Rubenstein Corporation I

mean there's a rumor going around that

you started this boycott because they

refused you sponsorship I heard that

rumor and it's a lie the Rubenstein

Corporation offered me sponsorship I

refused their sponsorship for the same

reason I'm supporting a boycott against

their company they're G are gratuitously

violent and they're demeaning to women

oh come on they're just games oh with

titles like wife beater um dumb blonde

the slasher do games it's too nice of a

day for me to stand around and argue I

really have to be going I'll see you all

at the next match

you're not my

driver oh

God help help me a woman winning a world

championship competition so now after a

grueling 10day match Alex Bender is off

for what will probably be a very long

relaxing vacation

I

no need to be brutal

Parker so you're Alex Bender you look

much bigger on television particularly

Young

mouth I hope you know that kidnapping is

a very serious offense of course it is

anything worth doing is serious would

you like some wine I'll salivate thank

you what the hell is going on here such

Venom it's so becoming to

you I'm Phil Holloway and I work for the

Rubenstein

company I'm not responsible for bringing

you here but I do have a lot to tell you

as you probably know Martin Rubenstein

is a recluse

he hasn't been seen in 15 20 years I

don't even know the man

myself he hates people it's as simple as

that and vice

versa half a glass perhaps is an

excellent

vintage showing signs of instability are

we Mr Rubenstein is not stable either

Alex

he's considered very

unstable psychotic as a matter of

fact well judging by the gamy

manufacturers I'm surprised they haven't

straight jacket him yet oh they tried

they've

tried the point is you've made some

statements in your press she didn't like

well that's tough because he can't shut

me

up I don't think you understand don't

patronize me I understand plenty Ruben

Stein thinks he can pull a few strings

and the whole world goes dancing to his

tune well he doesn't scare me know what

this is you're next of Ken listen I'm

not going to stand here and take the

blame for something your company brought

on itself this is you Al Alex the r wow

you learn something new every day got a

lot to learn

Alex if that's me why hasn't it peed on

you yet but I can't promise you one

thing you're going to be seeing things

from an entirely new

perspective I think I can show you

something that will make everything

clear Mr Rubenstein loves games Alex

loves them he's an expert at playing

games it's a way of

life now there are several ways for Alex

to Die the only way she can win the game

is to get to the

cheese oh look at

that she lost the

game now watch

this

surprise look at her in

there look at her Shake

oh it's fascinating as

that I suppose the very last thought of

second like this is Spence is killing me

you're sick am I you're observing the

law of the survival of the fittest what

could be more natural than that that's

not survival of the fish she can't get

away you see it your way I see it

mine got her I think you get off on this

that was just a

rant um hey those things I said about

Rubenstein I maybe I was a little out of

line yeah you were well let me just talk

to him personally I didn't mean to

attack him that's a lie just let me talk

to him okay

Alex who do you think you've been

talking to

good morning Alex time to get

up I take it you slept

well where am I welcome to the Snake

Eyes game house you're our 13th guest as

your host I extend my hostility rules

are very simple Alex roll the dice and

if you get Snake Eyes you're free to go

on to the next phase of the game

otherwise open the envelope provided and

get contact I'm not interested in

playing any game Rubenstein you will be

interested Alex now all the dice I

it tough luck better open the

envelope the key to living is in the

legs 30 seconds that's your clue Alex

you know have 30 seconds before the room

that you are presently occupying is

filled with a deadly chlorine

gas Alex you have to do better than

that the key is on the

legs nothing like fair to wake the dad

I'm

good idea to bring the dice with you I

never promised I'd provide them did

I let me out of here whatever you want

just let me out of

here P isn't he I call him liable

because he has only one train of thought

is that campy Alex

huh oops St the buesser too late to roll

for snake guys what sorry I can't stop

the game once it's started but I can

tell you that in 20 seconds liono is

going to be

Paro we go on living when nothing is

left but

why nothing is

left nothing is left

nothing is left but why

a small amount of liquid could end your

life 3 seconds

how's it hanging

alexuh you're insane reubenstein

oh flattery will get you nowhere Alex

besides I told you you'd be seeing

things from an entirely New

Perspective is that

insane better grab onto the Rope it

won't be long before it won't be long

well there she is folks the dreaded

Maneater of the

subspecies feminists B

IO soon be

extinct I could finish you off right now

couldn't

I

no no I wouldn't do that

no good Sportsman never shoots a caged

animal

I got Snake

Eyes what are you doing I've got new

game new rules in fact from here on out

there are no rules I'm the sheriff

you're the Bandit the only way you can

win now Alex is to kill me I'll give you

5 minutes to formulate your strategy and

I'm coming after you what I got today

you'll have to be fast Alex oh you'll

have to have eyes in the back of your

head and you'll have to be quick like a

snake how about a gun nope only the good

guys get the guns

you have 4 minutes Alex 4 minutes until

Justice is

served 3 minutes Alex

a

ow

yes

sir I think it's time I cleaned up this

here town

I give up I have no clothing and I've

left you my

knife give me your word you will not

harm me and I'll come out completely

unarmed you're a fool Alex just like all

the

rest you're mistaken if you think have

any pity for

you hide while you

can I'll hunt you down and kill you if

it takes me all day

move the boundary line back it's time I

know

that you

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nowhere there's just one more thing

you're not a competitor you're a

coward and you're going to tell me how

to get out of here

there is no way

out General Store

exit boundary fire

weapons Master ma key I think these will

do just fine you're just like me

Alec you hate my

guts you never had any guts

good game

Alex how does it feel to be a

murderer now you know feels good to kill

doesn't

it

no I like that one did you like like it

Manny yeah that was good I liked it

too uh Richard who was wonderful it was

just wonderful it was superb lovely

double thumbs up all your stories were

wonderful they really were just like the

the the wonderful world of Disney let me

ask you all a question where's the guts

where's the gore where is that billion

horror movie that you are evidently

destined to write well maybe she forg

got to Xerox that one too shut

up I want my story and I want my story

no what's the matter with you Richard

what's the matter with you Richard

what's the matter with you Richard

what's the matter with you Richard

Richard is dead

oh

yeah not so fast I need you for a little

demonstration oh we it is not that good

difficult don't just have them sitting

around a campfire blow a few of them

away they it's slow save her death taste

its wonderful nectar

now

stop it is you who I'm going to miss

most of all

you this one better stick

where's my husband what have you doing

my husband I want my husband die can a

guy take a leak what are you doing

Richard yeah you're a l Richard

I can't believe it I can't believe it I

can't believe it either I don't

understand guys think there's golden the

creek come

on you're okay yeah I'm fine why

wouldn't I be come on there's gold in

the creek okay we'll be there in a

second we're uh we're going to be alone

here for a little bit

okay oh my God I was having one hell of

a Daydream I don't you doll bang Zoom to

the Moon if you tell me you're having a

Daydream right now don't do that it's

ding have a night okay I got a story

though I think I've got a story in my

head I think I might remember this one

all right did I tell you this weekend we

relax I did tell you that didn't I yes I

did I'm here at the home of Hollywood

script writer Eva Adams whose

spectacular and critically acclaimed

screen debut has become the surprise

runaway box office smash Mega hit of the

Year

terrorize Mrs Adams how did you come up

with the idea for this

film I I don't

know it just came to me

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