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so

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this ought to make you big and strong

for the science fair

okay now open wide

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wrath of the venus fly trap

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students of torrington it is with great

enthusiasm that i principal pebbleton

invite you to step into the future

of salmon

it has digital dressing dispensers

hydraulic vegetable choppers it even

uses an algorithm to calculate crouton

distribution

salad is he kidding this is a high

school as in burger paradise no one here

wants to eat salad oh ho ho let me try

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apparently no one but the caveman

java loves salad no more meat for java

only veggie tables whoa big guy give up

the meat you sure that's a good idea i

hate to agree with martin here but he

might be right java you've been a

carnivore all your life i don't know if

going cold turkey on turkey is a good

idea java sure full-time veggie eater

now oh great now who's going to come

with me to the burger barn for their moo

cluck oink buffet

sounds like lunch break is over

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if mom thinks i'm climbing in there

come on die it's fun

yeah if by fun you mean totally

humiliating

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oh awesome this new slide is way cooler

than our usual boring entrance

and way

hello agents now let me be the first to

say that i fully support java's decision

to go vegetarian

i myself enjoy having a fine selection

of fruits and vegetables available at

all times

sweet setup

hey billy how's the farming

silly

oops sorry

plus a vegetarian diet could help you

tone up the old mid section

java no we have belly java blame pizza

specifically pepperoni bacon hamburger

deep dish java's favorite

agents

last night a teenager named christopher

duncan mysteriously disappeared on his

way home from school mysteriously how

i'm afraid you'll have to see for

yourself it's okay we like a challenge

right die right job

i said i approved of you becoming

vegetarian i didn't say help yourself to

my garden

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the last sighting of christopher places

him in this park

oh

java we had a deal you can use the swing

set after we're done investigating

huh

the grass is all

gooey

and it's eating through my favorite

snakers

it's some sort of acid and it's

dissolving the grass

time for a slime scan

you watch activated slime scan

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analysis complete sample consists of

digestive fluid from unknown carnivore

not java me vegetarian now

that's a lot of fluid we must be talking

about a seriously big carnivore we

should check to see if there's a circus

in town or if the local zoo is missing

any animals not even close first there's

no sign of a struggle second christopher

disappeared without a trace he would

have had to been eaten whole now what

kind of weird and crazy animal was that

well a snake for one

huh right didn't think of that i'm

sending this back to billy for more

analysis maybe he'll be able to tell us

exactly what animal we're dealing with

oh

java fine clue

what deal what up man

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property of the science department

these are high school safety glasses

wow you are a nerd

we'll send the glasses back for analysis

too we should check out the local high

school after you the caveman off the

swings

java

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hello

anybody home

huh classes must be out for the day you

know what that means we need to come

back tomorrow no it means it's time for

an after-school snack and i'm boring

what are you doing the surprise makes it

sweeter

hey jay it's your lucky day i got you a

turkey jerky

java like sunflower seeds

you know job if you stay a vegetarian

they're gonna take away your caveman

card or something

come on we're

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sorry

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something bad's happening in there no

kidding

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what you see a seriously cute girl in

trouble

perfect back in a sec

hurry

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come on in looks like we missed the

party

what happened in here

it was like this when i got in messy and

monster free

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smells tasty

it smells like the perfume counter at

the mall

hey die endless snakes can climb up

brick walls and open windows i'm pretty

sure your theory is shot

unless of course it's a flying were

snake

hmm

what's going on here i heard screams uh

i'm art mystery uh this is diana lombard

and java we're investigating the

disappearance of christopher duncan and

i guess the girl who was in here

i'm mrs bronson this is my science lab i

left sharon here while i went to do some

paperwork in the office

sharon

one of my students i can't believe she's

gone just like christopher christopher

was one of your students too they were

both working so hard on their projects

projects yes the school science fair is

tomorrow

and that's something they both have in

common the science fair why would a

flying were snake want to eat science

fair students there's way more meat on

the football team

try again martin it's obvious uh he

wants to be king of the geeks not quite

someone stole his role-playing game

uh-uh i know his virtual girlfriend told

him to do it no

someone's taking out all the signs for a

competition because they're desperate to

win we need a list of all the students

entered in the science fair huh

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man when i win that science fair prize

i'm gonna be the most popular kid in

school

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well that's just great there's no way i

can fit you in mom's station wagon now

i'm gonna need a new science fair

project

maybe i can do something on more

my god

okay calm down it's just a plant it

can't chase you just get to the door

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well max elway isn't home we'd better

move on

he might be another we're snake victim

or he might be out of the movies you

know where where snakes come from

smells like tasty plant

it's that same flowery smell from the

classroom yeah right oh this is big

follow your nose java

lunch

wait listen

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stand back it's in the drum

ready

ready

hi help giant plant hold on a sec giant

plant where

in there

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cool

wait no

hope you're hungry me not that hungry

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okay you're scary we get it

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no one eats my favorite caveman

you want activated

x rod selected

i think it's a venus fly trap more like

a java caveman trap it was supposed to

be my science project

well if it was up to me i'd give you

first place

hey guys i got the result of that slime

scan it seems the acid grew wasn't

suggestive fluid from a carnivorous

animal but from a carnivorous plant

you don't say

that's the plants but that thing is huge

okay if we're gonna take this walking

vegetable down we need some info first

how did it grow so big i gave it some

super protein powder

really do you have any left i'm trying

to bulk up myself

oh it's not only bigger but way more

aggressive it's taking out all your

science fair competition

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legend x selected let's see what the

legend x has to say about venus fly

traps legend dicks

oh um

it's like an encyclopedia it was a prize

in a cereal box that must have been

quite the cereal it says here that venus

fly traps live in moist bogs where they

eat insects and slowly dissolve them in

digestive fluids which means we need to

catch that plant and get billy out of

its belly pronto but where it go

well if i was a three-story tall

man-eating angry venus fly trap i know

where i'd want to be

the science fair come on i was gonna say

all you can eat night down at the pizza

shack but that's pretty good too

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wow the science fairs really brought

people out we've got a brainiac factor

of at least seven and a half wouldn't

you say joff

me like brainiacs

well we're gonna have a monster factor

of 10 unless we get in there

come on

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everything looks so

normal where's our bad guy

maybe it decided not to crash the

science fair after all

we don't have that kind of luck

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that must work out

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maybe i don't need a ball cup after all

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okay back to the gym for me

sorry for being vegetarian

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this is getting out of hand how

important is a science fair anyway

important enough to that thing it has to

have some kind of weakness wait mrs

bronson a venus fly traps live in box

right they need lots of water to grow

what if we dried it out that might work

all plants need water and they normally

get water through their roots

but its roots are off the ground it's

not getting any water right now it may

not be a good idea or a safe idea but

it's all we have

what are you looking for

this i hope nobody minds if i borrow it

if your plan works i'll make sure it

gets an a

so now what do we do get up close and

personal with mr green

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i think i can help with that mom

job with no like ride

job a lot off

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hey

mom fly over to where big mouth is

oh what do you think you're doing that

volcano project isn't strong enough to

dry it out from here but it might be

strong enough to try it out from the

inside wait you're not going to tell all

the girls back at torrington that i love

them

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oh

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oh

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oh it's working

maybe a little too well

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diana

obviously the weight loss part of your

veggie diet hasn't kicked in yet

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i never want to see anything green ever

again

except myself of course

what a rush you could sell tickets for

that

i don't think it's gonna be eating

anyone else anytime soon

congratulations on a job well done team

now all that's left is containment and

cleanup and a few hundred memories to

erase

after that why don't you all come back

to the center for a vegetarian feast

sounds good to me no way plant's too

dangerous javascript with nice safe raw

meat me too after being eaten by a plant

i know how they must feel

come on job let's get a steak or maybe

just a few dozen cheeseburgers

hold the lettuce

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