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sure hope things go better than last

time

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oh

journey into terror land

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okay laid on me martin what ridiculous

stunt are you up to this time oh this is

no stunt jenny this is serious which is

precisely why i sprung for the tux ugh

please the only things you're serious

about are comic books and pepperoni

pizza

and you my dear sweet jenny which is why

i'm asking you to go steady

hmm

martin

oh it's beautiful

i take it that's a yes

of course it's a yes because you're

finally acting like a normal guy instead

of some freak obsessed with icky

paranormal grossness

i hate you martin mystery

note to self sushi before bedtime equals

nightmares

hello who's there

don't come any closer i'm warning you

i'm a professional paranormal

investigator

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i'm obligated to tell you my hands are

registered as dangerous weapons

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now prepare to face my wrath

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what is this what's going on today's

your one year anniversary as a center

agent so we're taking you to the grand

opening of terror land do you mean v

terror land that's in the totally

authentic horror themed amusement park

made with real artifacts and model at

the real places the one and only masks

just set mood

awesome you know it was supposed to open

years ago until workers started to

disappear all rumors tara land is only

horrifying in a good way in fact all we

have to worry about is how much fun

we're going to have speaking of fun

who's up for a shortcut homie me okay

then

hold on

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a wormhole oh wow this really is my

special day

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i don't know what to do first ride the

southern creature pond hang when the

back coaster chills or face the tomb of

doom

rest assured we'll have time for all of

it

welcome to terror land

i think i might never leave

indeed

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wow

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uh sorry martin maybe we should have

taken you somewhere with a lower up

chuck factor

are you kidding terror land is the

greatest place on earth oh i can't wait

to go on more streamtastic rides

right after i down a double monster

burger with freaky fries that is who's

with me oh

are you trying to make me sick please

don't mention food or i'll have to fire

you martin

stomach angry with java now

huh looks like it's just you and me

billy

gee billy i've never seen that shade of

green on you before excuse me i think i

need to use the rest in peace room

huh suit yourself

gangway sick alien coming through

much better

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yeah i'll have a monster burger freaky

fries and a large catacomb cola please

jenny

martin

what are you doing here

duh

it's called working but this is terror

land and i thought you hated icky

paranormal grossness i do which is why

you're not gonna tell anyone you saw me

here right especially in this stupid hat

oh sure i can keep a secret

if you go on the tomb of doom with me oh

as if i'm not going on any rides with

you at least of all the scariest ride in

the park don't worry i'll hold your hand

i'd rather hold hands with this zombie

huh in that case

the torrington paper is always looking

for an uplifting photo of the day see

you later martin

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hi guess who i just saw

a therapist it's about time

sorry even when i'm having fun i can't

resist teasing you

huh

it's a distress signal from billy billy

uh not to put a crimp in today's fun

guys but i think i'm being abducted by a

what where are you billy the signal's

gone

i don't get it who would want to abduct

billy

have to find him we'll split up me and i

will go this way we'll start over here

keep in touch with your you watch

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remember java billy could be anywhere so

keep your eyes open for anything unusual

the only thing java see is scary zombies

don't worry they're not real

sorry guess i'm a little on edge

mom look billy's pod this must be where

he disappeared

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apparently i was wrong the zombies are

real

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i'm beginning to think this amusement

park isn't so amusing after all

java want refund on ticket

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okay since when is there an empty ride

in an amusement park yeah that screams

red flag i'm checking in with mom

i don't remember that part of the ride

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they all want to do it the hard way

it's not bad enough it has two heads

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no it's like my dream has become a

nightmare

martin

i'm so glad to see you

jenny

you gotta help me something awful is

happening it's okay calm down calm down

how can you tell me to calm down when

the whole park has turned into a monster

fest trust me everything will be fine

you watch activated what are you doing

how can you play with the toy at a time

like this

no you don't understand i understand

just fine i should have known i couldn't

count on you

jenny listen to me

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i'm obligated to warn you i have mad

skills

nice move but not as nice as this

wow martin that was

almost really cool

huh

check this out a tie clip a fashion

conscious zombie yeah that makes sense

actually it does everything's a clue

it's just a matter how you look at it

you talk like you're some sort of

investigator or something of the

paranormal variety what is that thing

i'll explain later right now we've got

to get to safety good idea

how do we get out of here we don't not

until we find diana java billy and mom

wait

your mom's here

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ah this should do for a temporary haven

a crypt it's just until i can get the

4-1-1 on this place besides all the

undead are out wreaking havoc oh good

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legend x selected

wow martin there's more to you than just

a super geek isn't there

thanks i think now let's see what you

have to say about tara land of course so

it was built several years ago and

workers did vanish i knew it take a look

at this

either the zombie stole it from the guy

in this photo not likely or the zombie

used to be this guy

that's the likely scenario i don't want

to become a zombie martin

don't worry i got your back

the legend x also says that the last

place people were seen was in the tomb

of doom okay good to know avoid the tomb

of doom on the contrary looks like

you're going on the ride with me after

all

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whoa

deja vu i've been here before on this

ride no in this tomb it's a replica of a

real tomb

which one isis senate jim i can't

remember

you've been to real tombs i travel to

all sorts of exotic places in my line of

work gosh martin how come you never told

me these things before well i don't like

to brag

talk about good news bad news

am i seeing double or is that diana

join us

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you watch activated

turbo bungee selected oh sorry we'll

have to reminisce when you demonstrate

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we'll be safe up here for a while anyway

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you're like a superhero

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there's anything super about it

that's right don't come any closer oh my

boyfriend will annihilate you boyfriend

you heard me now get lost before we come

down and force the issue

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bring it on

uh maybe you shouldn't provoke the

monsters danny don't worry i know you

can take them

martin you're the greatest boyfriend i

ever had

what's the rush everyone will have their

turn

hi there

he's next

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seriously get a line

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of course now i recognize it this is a

replica of the tomb of akhenaten

whoever disturbs the sacred scarab will

be banished by the spirit of the undead

the workers must have brought the real

artifact here

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oh

diana i expected more from you even if

you are a monster

we're the closest friends you know

oh

say it don't spray it

what it's an emerald beetle am i

supposed to be afraid of it or something

what's going on

okay officially afraid and grossed out

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no honest i'm trying to leave but they

won't let me

eternal

banishment aways

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sorry mom you're not the only one who

knows a good shortcut

i knew you'd save me

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the spirit of the scarab this is not the

tomb of akhenaten it's just a replica

intruder

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oh i really have to work on

communicating with angry spirits

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looks like i have an admirer

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sorry but until you can play nice

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wow

they should rename this place nausea

land

don't worry we'll get you home martin

you're a genius

how'd you know what to do

uh simple reasoning really the spirit

was created to protect the tomb from

plunders it thought we were all trying

to steal the jewels impressive

need to get this artifact back to the

real tomb where it belongs

we'll see to it immediately

job well done martin

yeah i guess i owe you a thanks for you

know not having to go to prom with two

heads yeah one's bad enough

martin mystery

will you go steady with me

way to go martin

uh i mean uh

sure if you wanna so tell me all about

this secret identity of yours well it

started exactly one year ago today

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hmm

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oh what ridiculous stunt are you up to

this time martin

oh it's no stunt jenny this is serious

will you go steady with me

ugh you're so immature martin but i i

thought you were into it and gross and

the paranormal now yeah right in what

reality

oh at least this dream came true for a

day you know until the center had to

erase jenny's memory of terror land

give your silly toys to someone else

fine but you'll regret it when the

torrington paper comes out whatever

oh no

no

yep back to normal

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