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no more merry christmas no more happy
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holidays this year the celebration ends
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all i want for christmas
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hurry up martin time's wasted
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what's the rush die and why do you need
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so many bags i didn't have time to
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decide what to bring so i just packed
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everything
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no wonder these are so heavy it's your
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entire dorm room oh
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hope diana tipped by the pound
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less yapping and more packing boys i
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want to get out of here before any
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paranormal weirdness pops up to ruin my
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christmas vacation ruin that be a dream
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come true i mean what could be better
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than a paranormal christmas
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try two weeks of peace and quiet at home
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here let me
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job i guess we'll see you after that
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all set let's go
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ah we may actually make it home for
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christmas this year you know i could
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probably scare up some paranormal fun at
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home too don't even think about it
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bye bye happy holidays
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hey dad just on our way home right uh
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about that we're not exactly home martin
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the expedition uh ran into a bit of a
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blizzard so it seems we're going to be
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spending christmas here at the north
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pole oh that's too bad see it new year's
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martin step on it
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sorry diana but your mother and i think
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it would be better if you two stayed at
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torrington over the break
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stayed at taurton
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[Applause]
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are you gonna eat that pudding
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ah perfect now all i need is a cute girl
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to walk through
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you can't do this
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listen we're both very sorry but we
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think it's for the best look on the
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bright side at least you'll have each
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other to celebrate with uh
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once again another christmas is ruined
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huh looks like we're stuck here in
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torrington java oh you spent christmas
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with java
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i don't know java i'm still recovering
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from your thanksgiving ham loaf
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martin diana you'll be having christmas
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with us at the center end of discussion
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the festivities commence promptly at
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seven well at least it beats eating in
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the dining hall with snow for brains
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add two more places at the table billy
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diane and martin will be joining us for
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christmas christmas with martin oh this
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is the best present ever
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you know what i'll uh meet you guys
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there
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don't tell me you forgot to do your
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christmas shopping again i always wait
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to the last minute it's a tradition
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drama let's go
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huh
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what
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oh come on there's got to be some place
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open
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i guess everybody's getting stamps again
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hey kid
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i couldn't help overhearing your dilemma
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looking for presents
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it's just a little further
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do you have a shop in the alley
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i don't have a shop i'm a traveling
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salesman
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jingle gym at your service
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cool van it's a sleigh
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i've only got a few left they've been
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very popular
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oh what's inside
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don't open it you'll spoil the surprise
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then how will i know if they like it
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don't worry i guarantee it will be a
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present no one will forget
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huh fine i'll take four
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here
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take one for yourself oh this is awesome
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you just saved christmas
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don't be so certain
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agent martinez put the eggnog fountain
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next to the log no make it three turtle
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doves
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somebody call engineering we need more
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tinsel
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is it me or does it look like mom is
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actually having fun
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hey marty what do you think
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somebody call santa i think he lost a
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helper i think it's cute billy
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cute enough to meet me under the
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mistletoe later
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sorry not that cute
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can't blame a guy for trying anyway
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here's mom's schedule for the
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festivities first off is the gift
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exchange followed by the fruitcake
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eating competition then a tree trimming
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ceremony
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you left off caroline that omission was
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no mistake it's my least favorite
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holiday activity
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1800 hours time to exchange gifts
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these commemorative alien eyeball
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ornaments will be collector's items
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someday ah thanks mom
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i got everyone pocket organizers aren't
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they great
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oh yeah just what i always wanted i hope
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you like them i made them myself
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apparently so did java
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wooden penguin
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uh thanks job it's very laggy my turn
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you guys are gonna love these
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don't tell me stamps again oh contraire
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i've been given a personal guarantee
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that this will make your christmas wish
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come true go ahead open them
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please don't be lame please don't be
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lame
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christmas comes but once a year a time
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of mirth good luck and cheer but when
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the clock strikes midnight clear a big
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surprise awaits you here
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you wrote us a poem
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i don't believe it that little troll
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tricked me oh come on martin i think
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it's a great present very cryptic
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hey check it out we're stuck together
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uh margaret we are stuck together
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oh no no melt java needs snow
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why is everything so loud all of a
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sudden
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and why are you looking at me like that
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what's happening
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ow there must be a cause for this
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martin what have you done to us i didn't
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do anything it must have been the
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presents obviously you're the only one
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that didn't open one and you're
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perfectly fine fine in case you hadn't
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noticed there's an alien stuck to my
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back all i can say is you better change
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diana are you okay i'm giving myself a
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headache huh welcome to my world
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don't you see the things everyone wanted
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for christmas had been twisted around
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you wanted peace and quiet you got noise
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java wanted a white christmas now he has
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a heat wave mom wanted no singing now
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she's the choir but i wanted a christmas
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with martin and that's exactly what i
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got don't they always say be careful
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what you wish for now you're stuck with
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me permanently it took your christmas
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wish and turned it against you
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hmm
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funny picture
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let's see what the legend x has to say
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about this
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you watch activated legend x selected
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that's him that's jingle jim
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according to the legend x his real name
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is majelgnach
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he's a genuine evil elf who appears
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every hundred years to spread mayhem and
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misery with each one of his hundred evil
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presents
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that's it i'm going back to town to find
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him
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not by yourself ow
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not by yourself i'm not gonna let you
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mess this up so i'm stuck like this
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forever oh can i go too uh don't think
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we have much of a choice there billy
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i'm not so loud oh sorry
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mommy is everything okay you haven't
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said uh sang a word
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i won't speak unless i have to i won't
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speak unless i have to i won't speak
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unless i have to don't ask me again
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oh over here is where he parked his
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sleigh over where it's gone
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it was right here i swear
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ah guys a lost sleigh is the least of
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our concerns look at all these people
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i guess we're not the only freaks in
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town they must have gotten presents from
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our little elf friend too
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what's wrong with her
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she must have wished for two front teeth
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only went way wrong what are we gonna do
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now uh let's just hope for the best
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after all maybe the elf's curse is only
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temporary why do i seriously doubt that
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can you turn that thing to vibrate or
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something sorry hey mom what's up
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we found some new info
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about the jingle gym and when it strikes
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midnight he will disappear a hundred
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years will pass until he does return so
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if you don't find him in time we'll stay
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like this for good
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oh jingle bell jingle bell
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sorry
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oh this is bad this is very bad i like
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you martin but i can't stay like this
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forever find the l4l
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boy i've never seen mom so angry
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don't worry i got us into this mess and
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i'm gonna get us out all we have to do
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is find the creep and get him to reverse
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the spell
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that's all i'm so relieved how are we
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gonna find him easy we follow the slay
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after all how hard can it be to find a
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three foot tall elf
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after all how hard can it be to find a
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three-foot tall elf
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[Laughter]
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you can just leave me here martin uh
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nice try billy
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i hear something
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i don't hear anything it's probably just
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your imagination uh last time i checked
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you don't have elephant ears i'm serious
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something's out there
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okay you might be right
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who's there
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okay this can't be good hey kid how'd
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those presents work out for ya i came
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for a refund
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sorry kid no returns tried back in 100
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years
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listen up buddy i'm not gonna let some
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two-bit stocking stuffer pull one over
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on me you're gonna change everything
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back to the way it was or or what you
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have no idea who you're dealing with
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ugh what is he the worst kind of ugly
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time to spread a little christmas cheer
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real scary what are you gonna do follow
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us into submission
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oh i see killer robot elves maybe we
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should run good idea
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what now
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[Applause]
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now i know what an ornament feels like
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uh that would be the sound of impending
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doom
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okay time to fail
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or maybe not
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oh that's just perfect impeccable timing
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martin
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come on this way guess this means you
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don't have a plan just quit complaining
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and follow my lead
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ouch
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these things chop down a tree how is a
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gingerbread house gonna hold them off
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easy it's stale oh
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i don't care how much it hurts if jingle
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jim brings anything else to life i'm
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gonna scream speaking of jingle jim
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where did he go
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he's gone
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[Music]
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[Laughter]
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oh what are we gonna do now this is
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terrible calm down die the legend says
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jingle gym doesn't disappear until
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midnight
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that will be soon
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[Music]
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ow
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[Music]
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oh we'll never find him in all of this
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there's just too many places to
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you hide activated
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alpha goggles selected
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finding that else cold heart in this
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heat shouldn't be a problem
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infrared great idea martin
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i got him he's inside this one
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santa's workshop
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could he have picked a more obvious
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place to hide
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[Music]
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no more christmas no more toys time to
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trick the girls and boys
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time is running out for you soon i'll be
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gone and your christmas will be
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permanently ruined
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you want activated x-ray selected who
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said you were leaving
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hello a much i didn't think he would
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move
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[Music]
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where'd he go
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he's still in here i can hear his wheezy
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breath
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[Music]
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come on out you little creep what are
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you afraid of
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hey
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me afraid i'm only having fun
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[Music]
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[Music]
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we need cover
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oh this is cold martin turn around i'm
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getting wet
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i can't belly we're stuck it's a white
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christmas after all
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i thought elves were supposed to be
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helpful and make presents
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not this one doll at least not since
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that bowl full of jelly santa threw me
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out of the workshop oh we'll be stuck
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like this forever
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oh forget it billy the style crampage
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factor for having a little green man
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stuck your back is way too extreme as in
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stuck forever is not an option 100 years
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100 presents i have to say kids this has
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been my best christmas ever sorry i
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can't stick around to enjoy your misery
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[Music]
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that's it there's still one more present
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billy can you reach inside my coat
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pocket
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i think so martin what's going on i'm
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getting us out of this
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[Music]
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oh
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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no wait what are you doing christmas
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comes but once a year a time of mirth
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good luck and cheer but when the clock
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strikes midnight clear a big surprise
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awaits you here
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we're too late we blew it
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ah
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my ears what happened how did you make
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everything normal again don't you
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believe in miracles with you never i
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want answers i completely forgot jingle
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jim gave me a present too all i had to
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do was open it and my christmas wish
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would get twisted just like everyone
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else's oh what did he wish for what do
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you think a paranormal filled christmas
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which is now exactly the opposite of
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what i got
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[Music]
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like snow oh
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good work martin
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need i remind everyone that it was
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martin and his stupid presence that got
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us into all this in the first place well
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it's the thought that counts to make it
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up i have new presents for everyone
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i'll pass
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go ahead it's completely paranormal free
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i promise
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what is this
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it's my solemn oath to never give out
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mystery presents again
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i think that's a present we can all
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enjoy now then billy what's next on the
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agenda
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[Music]
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the fruitcake eating contest
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excellent i'll go get the chainsaw
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[Music]
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[Music]
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