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so

the

end

i hope this turns out better than the

last one

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tale of the enchanted keys

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come on

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hey

let me guess you're trying out for the

basketball team only you're a little

foggy on the rules and don't realize

that it's played in the gym with bigger

balls in a basket

talk about a long way to go for a joke a

journey of a thousand miles begins with

the first step

so what's going on oh i'm trying to

write a short story but i can't get past

the first line it was a dark and stormy

night

oh i'm gonna fail writing class if you

want i can tell your teacher that you're

the least creative person i know maybe i

can score you some pity points i am not

the least creative person mr

brother person standing there

uh-huh

oh hey java what you got there this big

martin really big

wow evan prince is coming to taurton

evan prince the writer no evan prince

the master evan prince the legend he's

the greatest writer of the 21st century

i've read all of his novels revenge of

the mangled monster swarm of the giant

bees

some master all he does is write spooky

books paranormal extravaganzas i believe

you mean no spooky books i believe i

mean yeah you're just jealous huh

me thank you great writer you've read

his novels oh books on tape me love

curse of the cave people very accurate

he's doing a book signing at the touring

to bookshop tonight you guys want to

come me in me out i've got enough

paranormal extravagances in my life

without evan prince come on it'll be fun

plus if you need a real author maybe

you'll get inspired to write something

that doesn't totally stink

thanks for the encouragement martin but

i'll pass

hmm

wow i'm gonna meet evan prince

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hey look there's someone dressed up like

william the crazed hamster from the

rodent of romania oh and look there's

the ghost queen from the haunted castle

now i should have come in costume

curse for the cake people right

great costume oh

thanks

i definitely should have come in costume

and now look job when we get to evan

prince don't start fawning what means

fawning you know gushing carrying on

crying making a fool of yourself falling

bad got it

hi

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martin fawning bad remember did you have

something you wanted me to sign i love

you right i love your books i love

everything about you i want to be you

you're reuben prince i'm talking to

heaven friends

maybe i'll start with you nice costume

by the way that one i hear

i am so excited i want to be a writer

just like you i know everything about

you nobody knows everything about me oh

sure i do you only eat crunchy food you

only wear white socks your last few

novels were written on an old typewriter

i think that's so cool so retro what

else do you know about my

typewriter no i know that you don't go

anywhere without it

that's so true

i've got it right here would you like to

see it really i can see it

wow you like it don't you yes i do then

say it say that you like it and it's

yours

is it java or him a little creepy i like

your typewriter and would give anything

to own it then consider yourself its new

owner now please take it

[Laughter]

yes yes yes yes

uh mr prince i i can't take your

typewriter yes yes you can and you will

um

i insist

well okay then thanks

come on java goodbye young man

and good luck

you're gonna need it oh i can't wait to

get back to school so i can start my

first story

i've got evan prince's typewriter

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wow martin do you mind i'm trying to

suffer for my art here

sorry dai but ever since i got this

typewriter from evan prince i've been a

writing machine this is the third story

i've finished since last night three

stories since last night uh-huh i wrote

curse of the mad marionette rise of the

zombie dog and now this my greatest work

attack at the crazy circus clowns

the center

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over there

go mom boogie down

hey billy mom big guy

we came as soon as we could so where are

we off to this time the town of

torrington the town of torrington but

that's boringville we know we go to

school there hmm are you aware that

people in town were attacked last night

by flying creatures of some kind flying

creatures several witnesses reported

seeing them silhouetted against the moon

but we don't have a positive idea on

what type of creatures they were a

number of residents are also reported

missing do we know exactly where the

attack took place the torrington

bookshop

ah java and i were there last night

that's where the book signing was evan

prince was autographing books really

evan prince

i love his work not you too

he's writing the sequel to the screaming

harpy of hoboken i can't wait java hopi

okay there's only one way to find out

[Applause]

hmm

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look like someone have big fight

hello

anyone here

hello mr prince are you still here

somewhere

what this

it looks like

say it

slime

yes

let's hit it with a slime scan and see

what we come up with you watch activated

slime scan selected

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analysis complete 60 water 12 protein 10

sugars fats salts and amino acids this

stuff is royal jelly royal jelly it's a

substance that comes from the glands

inside the heads of worker bees they

feed it to be larvae who might grow to

become queen bees where did you learn so

much about royal jelly from evan

prince's book swarm of the giant bees of

course my mistake for a moment i thought

you may have paid attention during

science class

whoa look at that look like sword

that's no sword it's a giant stinger

guys are you seeing a pattern here

flying creatures royal jelly giant

stinger it's just like swarming the

giant bees somehow that story has come

to life martin you need to take a deep

cleansing breath

will my cleansing breath get the buzzing

out of my ears

it come from over there

why am i always the one who has to open

the scary doors well i do it but i'm

holding the chair

oh i could have sworn the buzzing was

coming from inside the

locker room

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nobody points their backside at my

sister except me nobody

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virtual tracer selected

i gotta call mom

uh agent mystery how things go with the

bookstore really really not so good

diana was kidnapped by a giant bee i

think it came from swarm of the giant

beast something brought the beast from

that story to life as much as it pains

me to do this i must agree with you

really i i mean yes

good we did a global check right after

prince published his last book revenge

of the sea creatures there was an attack

on a cruise ship by you got it sea

creatures at first the center didn't

make the connection but now i hit the

giant bee with the virtual tracer job

and i are going after diana wait a

second do you know if prince has ever

written anything about clowns

marionettes or zombie dogs uh

why do you ask because those monsters

are on the loose in torrington academy

right now look

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mom prince didn't write those stories i

did on the typewriter that he gave me

that's it the typewriter is somehow the

key

send java back to torrington and have

him hold off the monsters until you and

diana can get there me

alone you're right java i'll send billy

to help you

why me no feel safer

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hang in there diana

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hmm who to guess the giant bees are

sloppier than i am

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i know these glasses

oh you saved me

thank goodness mr prince what's going on

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i will not go quietly

oh martin what took you so long

nice diana say hello to evan prince he's

the one who created the giant bees oh

really

hello it wasn't me it was my typewriter

don't you mean my typewriter isn't the

one i used to create an insane

marionette a zombie dog and a malevolent

clown i should have warned you but i was

so happy to be free of it you see the

typewriter is cursed it turns its owner

into an incredible writer but

unfortunately all the stories that are

written on it come true

so why'd you give it to me you admired

it that's how it works once someone says

that they like it it becomes theirs

fickle little machine isn't it yes but

but i couldn't take living with it

anymore and then you came along and

admired the typewriter now it's your

problem

actually it's all of our problem

you want

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we've got to immobilize the bees long

enough to escape

remember and swarm the giant bees lance

you smoke to stun the giant piece so we

could rest camille

mm-hmm only problem it's stunning us too

you are activated

grab onto me oh wait a second what about

the other people trapped in the

honeycomb we'll call mom and have her

send a team here stat

who are you two we'll explain later

now hold tight

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billy use heavier foot

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so am i glad to see you what am i

chopped liver

i don't believe it you thought these up

you're sick

i don't know how much longer this is

going to work for

i think i know what we have to do use

the typewriter to create a new story

something that'll get rid of these

monsters martin's the only one who can

write it it's his typewriter now

no sweat i'm a lean mean literary

machine where's the typewriter back in

my room

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hurry

okay start typing

it was a dark and stormy night

what that's a good opening line no

offense mr prince but i think i better

handle the heavy story lifting around

here

and then a swirling vortex open beneath

the three monsters sucking them to

another time and place

do you think it worked

it worked monster's gone

apparently you didn't say how far away

the other time and place should be

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come on

come on quick write another story how

about something helpful this time it's

not going to work that typewriter is

evil it has a mind of its own well so do

i martin this is no time to joke our

heroes are trapped on the roof as the

monsters cause big trouble

not now billy i didn't get to the part

about how we get past the

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big trouble

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come on follow me

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okay young man enough's enough let the

master handle this i'm going to write

about a spaceship that comes to earth

and destroys the monsters that's the

best the master can come up with please

oh boys what are we gonna do run high

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you know i really like that typewriter

and i would love to have it right now

diana you just became the new owner of

the typewriter

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diana

hmm

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wow

good job diana

what did you write a story the giant

monster eating exploding tree of

torrington academy hmm

good title

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all right put that typewriter down on

the table i'm gonna hit it with the eye

cutter and get rid of it forever sorry i

think you're forgetting something it's

my typewriter now and i still have a

writing assignment to finish actually

it's the centers typewriter now billy

told me about how you defeated the

monsters nice work agent lombard

thanks mom also you'll be happy to know

that we rescued the rest of the people

from the honeycombs what about prince

he'll be doing a bit of community

service teaching writing at the center's

alien enrichment school oh that's great

so how about letting me keep the

typewriter for one last story diana's

dashing night on horseback sorry no can

do we're gonna put this thing in the

archive for safekeeping

oh there goes my literary career i

really wanted to write a series of

stories i was gonna call it martin

mystery you know tell about all of our

classic cases ah no one would ever

believe it

hmm

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you